$400 Spins Chasing Huge Wins Again

Today we're doing $400 spins. I've really been enjoying these big bets lately, when they go well. And if it goes well on $400, we're going to do $500 spins. So if you're ready for some big gambling,

you're at the right place. Let's go. $20,000 in the machine. No way. $36,000 major, $54,500 grand. $400 a lucky press. Do you remember when $400 of lucky press.

Do you remember when four and $500 presses

used to seem insanely big?

They still do.

They still do.

Less so after 2,500 though, right?

Oh, that's true.

You know what's gonna be insane? When we hit this major, which I don't know, I think we're gonna.

36,000, that would be good. 25,000 minor, 5,000 mini. Oh dear, oh dear. First hand pay probably, right? Oh yeah. We're out of $2,000. There we go. So how many, $20,000 that we put in is what, 50 spins? Sure. Yeah. Come on. Aww. Small school anyway, only 400s and 800s. Okay, wait a second.

20,000 image.

Yeah.

Hopefully it'll be enough. You think so?

If we can do this on a one ticket or air quotes, maybe.

Oh, that would be so cool.

Yeah, isn't it cheating though to have 20,000 be your one ticket? Maybe not in this case. It's 50 bets. Yeah, I would say a certain amount of bets would be. Okay. Alright. Uh triple

noiser. You know, maybe a one ticketer is just a state of mind. You know, something like that.

One ticket state of mind. I think we can do it. 200 X balls

80 thousand. Oh my god. Oh my god, we got the bonus.

Nice!

I bet you we play 500 a spin now.

You think we might?

Yeah.

Alright.

Give us a mini, big school.

5000 knots, oh man.

Small school, let's go. Alright, exception ball. Exception ball. ball, exception ball. I said exception ball.

I'm at a word, any word.

How about minor?

All right, at least now they're 800s instead of 400s.

It's almost twice as good.

Come on, Minnie! Just a Mini!

Minor. Alright, Mini's fine. Just about anything would have been taken there. Alright, I see some Minis. I see some Minis floating around. I see a few Minis. Alright, maybe the grand, it's only 54,000, but that would be helpful.

Very modest.

AJ, do you have missile lock on the dry hole here?

Oh yeah.

Especially this big, because it has a much bigger chance of filling in. Missile lock dry hole. Oh my! Noise changer.

We're gonna start the 500 on front street at least. I don't know, I didn't add it up. I just picked a random number. Yeah. Some place between zero and twenty thousand. That's about right.

I think it's around 9200, yeah. Oh. What do you know? Not bad. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. Pick the random number. Yeah. Some place between zero and 20,000. That's about right.

That's about right, 9,200, yeah.

Oh.

What do you know?

Not bad, not bad.

All right, we'll take it. All right, well, I guess we are going to do $500 spins.

Oh, yeah.

Was there ever a doubt, really?

I didn't think so.

All right.

Well, I like the way the 400 went. Me too.

So would this count as a perfect ticketer on the 500 if we don't go below 20,000?

No, we would have had to get

something on the first spin.

I'll count it as that. Anybody want to do a side bet?

Yes.

I think it's going to be balls.

Me. So who wants the other side of that bet? Yes. I think it's gonna be balls. So who wants the other side of that bet? I'll take it. But you gotta bet at least 500. At least 500, right. The very least.

Alright, 500. You know what, I was gonna do it on the last one but then we got it. But we got it the bonus so it wouldn't have counted anyway. So what side are you

taking? I'm taking money buffaloes. Money buffaloes All right. I have the coins, it would appear.

$500.

I'll be happy with either one.

Right. As long as there's a bonus involved.

Oh!

Who's winning the side bet competition at the moment?

For the year?

Yeah.

You and I are neck and neck. We're both winning around 10,000 each.

Hand pay.

For what?

The cougars?

The kings and the cougars, yeah. For what?

I wouldn't be sure.

I'll take it.

Three bets, hand pay.

It shows you what it's for when it pays you.

Oh yeah?

Oh yeah. You can see it right on the screen.

I don't play a lot of slots so I don't know all these details.

Once you start playing on a daily basis or even once a week.

I gotta do it more often, yeah.

Uh oh.

Looked like coins for a second there.

Oh, balls.

So you think there's a chance that this one will go as quickly as the $400 spin?

No, I swear that never happens.

That would be good if it did.

I mean, it's more fun to have a battle and go up and down a ton and end up winning a

bunch.

I'd like to start way up with a big school.

But just winning in general is also good? Yeah, I vastly prefer the winning.

Yeah, just toasting 15,000 real quick isn't the most fun.

Okay, here we go.

Sure gets seven a lot. It's always so tense betting big. I know. It's like, if anyone starts talking about anything like stupid, it's almost a minute.

Coin!

Oh, idiot!

Oh man, here I go, we're losing side bets already.

Very exciting.

Yeah, but the coin bonus is great. 500 beautiful dollars.

Thank you. I've extended my view.

Four miles, let's go!

Oh, can we do it? Yeah, but the coin bonus is great. $500 beautiful dollars.

Thank you.

I've extended my view.

Four miles, let's go.

Oh, can we do it?

Oh! Oh!

It's still going to be something.

Rock and roll!

It is indeed something.

$3,000.

$3,000.

I wish that was more meaningful.

Come on!

Oh! That is painful!

The Kings! The Kings!

3-3-3!

That's a lot of Kings.

That's decent.

I mean, not really.

$6,000?

Better than a poke in the eye.

I mean, it's 12 bets. It's not all that meaningful.

Come on!

Anything? Aw.

Come on. Come on. Alright, we'll take it. Could have been better. It's like a small school hold and spin basically. Not a complete disaster. No. Alright, good.

Not even a partial disaster.

A solid single.

Self pay works.

Beautiful.

$10,150 for that.

So I wonder, it probably works up to $50 is my guess.

I don't know. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. Not even a partial disaster, a solid single. Self pay works, beautiful.

$10,150 for that.

So I wonder, it probably works up to $50 is my guess. I hope we have a chance to have something so big self pay doesn't work.

You know, one of their other properties, it's $100,000, so it might be $100,000 here as

well.

That kind of really sucked. I lost a side bet and it wasn't that big of a bonus.

Yeah, 20 bets. I don't think we can complain about it. It's just not that great.

It's a very average result.

Oh, I bet some people would complain about it. Not us, though.

I might. We've gotten 7 on a lot of... and we had a massive school with seven a minute ago.

You guys see that?

Yeah.

In the bonus, yeah.

We need more of that.

We need eight.

Please.

With a minor.

You're right, I said we need more of that.

We really don't need more seven schools.

No, we don't need more of that.

You're right, I phrased that very poorly.

Very poorly. You meant to say we need more than that.

Yes.

Just need to see the big school more often was what I was trying to say.

Okay.

Yeah, the ASU's in Michigan State's of money buffalo. And none of these Washington Lee's or Bucknell's.

Joey went to Michigan State.

Oh yeah?

He played for the Crews. That's probably where she gets it.

Yeah.

Joey's a party.

Come on!

Ah!

It's the exact same time, exact same thing, EJ. What about a big, beautiful buffalo spin?

That would be big and beautiful.

Oh.

And a buffalo spin.

A couple people on the cruise got 15 buffalo heads.

Yeah, that was crazy. It's very rare. I think I've only seen it in person maybe three or four times.

I'd like to see it in person right now because it would be $350,000.

Ditto.

Hmm. We're running low on ammo, people. Come on.

Last Ben Johnson. You got this.

Should we try it? Yeah.

50-50.

Oh, very bad sign.

You're never out of it.

So we're in.

What are we in?

Come on. 40. Come on, idiot. 40, very bad sign. You're never out of it.

So we're in, what are we in?

Come on!

40, come on, idiot!

40,000, yeah.

40,000 of Inaj. What did you think of the F1?

It's always just slightly underwhelming, isn't it?

I mean, I just was like, I'd say to what a grand total of about 10 minutes, would you say?

Yeah.

And a lot of cars going around in circles real fast.

In fairness though, we weren't at the coolest spot like we were last time. Yeah, we showed up, you know, what right before the race began or in the middle of the race?

About half way through.

I left 35. Okay.

Yeah.

All I want is 15 buffaloes's is that asking too much all you want for Christmas all I want for Christmas is 15 Buffalo's for $350,000 a little more

360 I think something like that oh my gosh we got it no way we got it it. 27,000 to buy a unit? Big school, big school, big school. Alright, give us just a mini and like fill it out over there. Right? Yeah, that'd be good. No, that would be like 15. Small school. Come on, give us a big one. Blue or green water?

Please, something, come on.

Running out of real estate here.

Need something here. Oh, it flashed. Did you see that? I did. It punished it. It's not... It's not a good sign. It's not a good sign.

It's not a good sign. It's not a good sign. We got a hole to dig ourselves out of.

Yeah, we can do it though.

Never out of it. 10,500.

Alright, we gotta win that money back.

Yeah.

We're at 200 a press now.

How much did we lose?

17,000?

I know how we can win it back.

Cut our bet by 60%.

Well, you can win a lot at 200 a press.

I thought it was funny.

But no, you're never out of it.

You win 70,000 on a big, beautiful buffalo spin. That would get us back in this zone. So... We haven't really gotten anything substantial today so far.

Yeah, but it's early. I mean, this didn't take very long so far.

And you can win an awful lot betting 200 a spin.

I would suggest that that's true. I wish we had won huge on the 500 a spin.

Yeah.

Me too.

Is it a contradiction to say you win an awful lot?

Because if you win a lot, it's not really awful.

You win a wonderful lot.

Yeah, I like that better.

Coin! Coin, aw.

Well, you know, we spend a lot of time in Reno. You don't hear about it much anymore, but Reno used to be famous for the awful awful hamburger.

You remember the awful?

It was awful big and awful good.

It was a big Reno thing.

The biggest little city in the world.

A lot of people are saying it's the biggest little city.

Big school.

Still the same 5,000 mini and 25,000 minor.

Yeah, progressives are all the same, yep.

37,000 major. Yeah, because they're based on the denomination and these are all $1's. Shuba dominant. Okay. is the dominant okay five-coiner also would be good somebody got a five-coiner on the cruise took the words right out of my mouth yeah 25 bucks nicer guy you

wait farmer Kevin was only betting $25. Was there some kind of an issue?

Nice.

That's awfully low for him.

Yeah, I don't know.

He was just having a good time.

We were all over the place.

Oh yeah.

As low as $5 to as much as during the group polls, $250.

$250, right.

Me and Mom were playing $3 Monopoly Express. Yeah, we don't play much of the old Monopoly Express anymore.

EJ had a real love affair with it there for a while.

In the beginning I thought it was a good game, but then I realized it may not be.

I don't think it is.

They have a new version too. They have one with a big, wide area progressive attached think it is. They have a new version too, they have a, like a, one with a big wide area progressive attached to it now.

Well they're getting rid of that current one, right?

I think so.

Just not a lot happens in that game.

No, you get the green train for not much.

A lot.

Yeah, that green train is almost annoying. And then you get the purple train for some and there yeah, unless you get the red train it's it's no good

Although I think somebody did hit the grand on the cruise of a monopoly Express. Oh really? Yeah for just over 10,000 but still

Okay thousand but still okay thank God we're never out of it because it's not looking

too promising right now no oh you're never out of it I would like something to happen though I'll be good

other than lose $200 every two seconds? It's like if you had a big pile of $100 bills and you were just taking $200 off the top. Eventually that pile gets smaller. So we need a big pile.

Come on Paul.

We need a big pile injection.

Alright, okay.

Buffalo! injection. All right okay. I never noticed there's like a whip sound during that

music. I didn't hear it. Yeah like a... Okay. Come on! That would have been a massive. That would have been it. It probably would have been all the way back home with that. Five jacks, one bet, huh?

Okay, come on.

What are you thinking?

Question of the day perhaps? I'll start looking. Coin!

I thought that was going to do it.

Just the mere mention of the question of the day can bring it on sometimes.

Sometimes.

We need something.

Yeah, we do.

But you can't win 400,000 every day. Can you imagine if you could? That'd be so cool. I mean, you'd probably get tired of it. I don't think I ever would tire of that.

But no, you really cannot. Oh my goodness. Where's the buffalo in front of that one?

All right, we need to have a side bet, I guess.

All right.

I mean, thank God this worst one is the 200, not a four or five.

Yeah, I mean.

So I don't change the topics.

All right, I'll bet you 200. What side do you want?

Balls.

Alright, you got it.

$200?

Yeah.

Alright.

Why do you always take the money buffalo, Matt?

Because I like that one better.

It pays more.

Most of the time.

It doesn't pay more, it's just lower variance.

Okay, I like that better. I like that you get something for sure.

Oh my gosh, we got it!

Man, we've been hitting them fast and I'm always hitting Sandos. We need 45,000.

Yeah, I think we're in trouble.

Let's get the miner ball.

Alright, well we need a big, beautiful lot of coins.

Come on! Yeah! Finally! That doesn't count though. No it does not. You thought it did for a second. I'll take it. I thought it did. So we need our first

word of the day please. Big beautiful moonward. Take us home. That would do it, huh? Almost.

It'd be a very long part of the journey back. If we were playing Phoenix the other day, A miner would have been a quarter million dollars.

That would have been good. Come on, one word.

Anything?

Oh yeah. Dry hole? Yeah, it looks like it for a second. A little flash fake out.

Let's get a noise changer.

Yeah.

Buy more valuable free games.

Oh wow.

Put something together with that?

Never out of it.

I forgot about that.

I forgot about Dre. Come on. Don't forget about Dre.

Come on now. Half a bonus left. We need something here. Threes? Double threes? What do we got?

Skinks? Yeah.

Come on. It needs to be here. Coins, baby, coins! Come on!

Ahhhh.

Well, we tried.

Not hard enough.

Halftime report. Well, that didn't go as well as we might have hoped, but it didn't go the worst I've ever seen. It hit everything fast. 5, 4, 200, and we lost about 30,000, 29,000. I think we have 11,738 of 40. There's a new monster-looking game. It looks like that won to me. I don't know. Is it brand new? You guys never seen it?

Yeah, I've never played it before. Alright, well let's play it and let's win $30,000. How about that? You think there's any chance that we run this up?

Oh yeah.

Dollars, probably?

You're never out of it in Las Vegas.

You know, you're never out of it in life, Matt.

No, you're not.

You could be a complete loser in your mid to late 50s and still turn it around and be

a complete success. Well, look at me, I think that did apply. You think you were a loser? I can't imagine you being a loser. Well, I talk about it in my book, the bestseller, The Art of Being Lucky.

Okay, but you were like friends with Tom from MySpace and stuff. You weren't exactly like homeless and rattling a tin can asking for money with a beard and missing teeth or anything.

I was friends with Tom from MySpace. Well, I think friends is a mild stretch, but I did work with him in LA when MySpace first started, and he lived, or had a house in my neighborhood.

Wow!

See? Monster Rich.

That's pretty wild.

That's a lot of wilds right there. Jager!

Oh, you were actual friends with him. I thought you just meant that he friended you on the platform. I was gonna say I was also friends with him.

Oh I see what you did there yeah. I mean I just I would not... But is that what that connection would imply one was not a loser? That's pretty good compliment to old Tom. I wonder how what he's doing these days.

Well, he's successful, right?

Yeah.

Didn't he just disappear and like chill?

I'm not sure.

I would, maybe. I mean, I don't know what I would do.

Oh yeah. Now that's gotta be something, right? How could that not be anything?

Oh, you need one of the monsters with it. I think it's quite a bit different than for the Love of Money game.

I'm saying I think that's how you collect it. You probably get those coins and then you get one of the monsters that collects it.

I like Spike Tail.

See we could have used that for example.

I think it's very similar.

It's just they don't come on the periphery, they come everywhere.

I mean, it's definitely the same monsters.

Well, except the other one has a one-eyed monster and this one does not.

The same artists.

Yeah, I'm weird with that.

It feels like Monster Zinky, doesn't it?

Yeah.

I can't get along with anything you guys are saying right now. Two completely different companies, it's not the same artist.

No, it's definitely not the same artist, but I think it has a similar mechanic.

A vibe.

Where you need a monster to collect the horrors.

Yeah.

Can we all agree that there are monsters?

Yeah, I can agree with that.

Christ, I feel like I'm at a disagree-ers convention.

No you're not. No, you don't. Well, it's a you need Gus the fisherman right to Catch the fish the coins. I know we need let me ask this question that I found while we're playing the other game

When we hit the bonus that was not the best

Count

We're all over the place CJ. Oh, yeah AJ Jacob six one four five says my question is if you know an overwhelming amount of your audience would like to have you kept playing on the $2500 spin game, would you have felt pressured into continuing?

Hey, we got 30 bucks.

Oh wait, did we get it?

That's all?

Oh, it's proceed to progress. Huh.

Uh. Oh wait, did we get it? That's all?

Oh, it's perceived to progress.

Huh.

Uh...

So we get that.

Oh yeah, we're gonna read it twice. Nope. If we had known that an overwhelming majority of them wanted us to continue, we probably would have continued.

I think the overwhelming majority of them thought it was smart of us to quit. I mean, now we're winning on the year. It makes a $30,000 loss a lot easier to swallow.

Yeah, I mean, we're not even really that beat up about it.

Yeah, I mean, had we not won that money, we might not have played the four and $500 spins today.

Right.

It's all about the old bankroll management, you know? Well, we're trying to manage our bankroll. We shouldn't be playing that at

all. We could have won a million bucks playing that if we kept playing, you know? Come on.

We should have. Maybe we'll win a million on this. That's gonna be hard though, because a grand's a hundred and six. Win nine or ten grand? We can do it. We need all those dollar amounts with those monsters. That one dude is Steve Jr.

That's an interesting name.

We got Chomp, Spike Horn, and Steve. His mother was a little less monster-y in her naming scheme.

Shouldn't the green guy be called Spike Thorn since he's got that spike?

Yes, for sure.

They just botched the names on this like crazy.

Hey W2, I had a question for you.

Yesterday you were talking about having been a competitive swimmer. When I was a boy, yes.

I didn't know about that.

Oh yeah. Irvine Nova Aquatics okay yeah my old man swam in college yeah so Division one swimmer so I thought maybe I'd be good at that when I was a boy I wasn't sure if backstroke actually that was your thing it's backstroke yeah I

wasn't sure if you've done it in college or high school or something. Yeah, we always had to be tagged as a guy who'd be good at stroking things.

There's a lot going on in that sentence. Yeah, when I played high school football and wrestling and then wrestled in college.

A little flag football in junior high.

You don't see a lot of...

For the St. Gene de Lesnok Lancers.

But not a lot of football players are also swimmers. That's a very unique skill set you got there.

Thank you.

Well, I wasn't exactly a world beater at any of those.

So I have a swimming story that I don't know that I've told before. So we were at this beach thing and our boat was, I would say, it looked like maybe 150 yards but it's probably like 350 yards offshore and I had a few beers and there was this guy that he thought he could beat me I'm pretty certain and he didn't know I was a good swimmer from when I was a kid so I bet him whatever it was we bet that I could

beat him in a race to the boat. So I just all out sprinted in the ocean. And I made it about halfway, probably like 150 yards, so like six laps or whatever, but at a full sprint. All of a sudden I find myself in the ocean with a rather decent undertow,

completely and utterly out of breath. And I almost drowned. And the life guy guy boat guy was partying on the beach with some people nobody was really paying attention But thankfully But when I got to the boat finally I was

completely and utterly

drained and tired Now I felt like that story was taking a little long for EJ's patience

Were you thinking we're getting a little too wrecked on this machine? No, I'd like to see what happens You just hated the story. No, I thought if you saw me thinking I thought you're gonna tell the one about when you were in Lake Havasu on the river. No

The same thing happened to me twice, which seems kind of idiotic, but it was like maybe 20 years apart.

Where was I? It has to be there.

Double pop.

Double pop.

Let's go.

It looks like it.

What happened? Chomp and spike. Oh, it changed from Steve Jr. to Steve.

Did you see that?

Yeah.

He turned on.

This is a good one. What happened? Chomp and Spike Thorn. Oh, it changed from Steve Jr. to Steve. Did you see that?

Yeah. He turned it on.

This has got to be good, right?

Can't be bad.

Nice.

Thank you, Chomp.

Looks like a reverse Chomp.

What's Spike Thorn going to do?

Multiplier. Oh yeah. Looks like a reverse tunnel. What's the pike thorn gonna do? A multiplier.

Huuuh!

Oh yeah!

He doesn't sound like he has real high IQ, does he son?

Huuuhuhu!

Sounds like an idiot.

Come on! Word! I mean, thing!

Monster!

Yeah, that's what I meant. Steam has turned its back on us. I don't like it. There better be a retrigger type of dynamic. Alright, now multiply them all. Oh yeah. Made that halfway decent. I mean for a double buff that is a pretty good deal.

I mean, I don't know.

I mean, I don't know. I mean, I don't know.

I mean, I don't know what do you guys think you want to see what Steve does I don't know what you guys think. You want to see what Steve does?

I wouldn't mind.

Do you think Steve will do it?

Yeah, let's see what he did there.

Thank you. But he's no longer Junior.

No, it's just Steve.

That's because he grew up.

What happened?

I don't get it. That's why they call him Spike Tail. He has a spiky tail when he's a little guy.

So they evolve, they're like poliwogs, they turn into different beings? I think you mean Pokemon.

Or axolotls.

No, like a poliwog turns into a frog. Steve Jr. turns into Steve. Whatever it is, it's the same thing, isn't it?

Caterpillar, butterfly.

Axolotls can become lizards, right?

So?

But yeah, so you were swimming upstream into the current and I remember Finn was on the boat and he didn't know how to drive it and you were screaming that you were going to drown.

Chomp chomp.

We got him?

Just chomp.

Aw, he sounds cute, but that doesn't mean.

But yeah, that sounds vaguely familiar. Did he figure out how to drive the boat or did I drown?

Yeah, but if he didn't you would have drowned maybe.

Huh. Drowning is not a good way to go. My dad...

Your dad didn't drown.

No, he didn't drown.

Oh, okay.

He was getting there.

He interrupted me.

He was snorkeling in Hawaii and he had a situation where he got caught into some kind of a current and tried to swim against it and get out of it and just got exhausted and he said he felt like he came very close to drowning in Hawaii. And then I had another friend who did drown in Hawaii. I don't know which island it was because I wasn't there.

How did he feel about that?

He actually died so I don't know how he felt.

We can make an educated guess.

Yeah.

I'm not trying to make light of your friend dying. Was he surfing or snorkeling? We can make an educated guess. Yeah I

Think he was snorkeling, but it but he wasn't in great health. He had had a stroke So, I mean it probably wasn't his best move. I don't know maybe you know, I'd be speculating It wasn't someone I stay in extraordinarily close touch with, but a guy I really liked a lot and used to do some business with. Alright, we got something. Kind of like you and Big Mike, you know, someone you know, but you're not real close with.

Funny.

Big Mike off work today over there, are you? Very rare day off for Big Mike off work today over there are you? Very rare day off for Big Mike.

Big Mike always working.

He's a hard working guy that Big Mike.

You taught me the ABC, always be closer.

Well that chicken business is very competitive. You gotta stay on the job. There's a lot of people that sell chicken.

Can't be scared.

I have an HHC lifetime chicken card. Black card, yeah. What is that? Is it good for anything, Big Mike? I still have it on my dresser. Should I keep

that? It's free everything. Free everything? Forever. Forever. Let's go there. No limit. Shouldn't it be a blackened card? Blackened chicken card. How much do I have to pay to get one of those Big Mike? invite only

So I could go after this over there and just get like 20 sandwiches for free

nice

I'm gonna have to use that. Yeah, you should start if we get really wrecked you could like Post that you're gonna be at a Houston's Hot Chicken and then undercut their pricing.

You know, get them for free and you'd like sell it for half.

Oh, like Tom Green with the Undercutter's Pizza.

They'd probably take my black card away if I did that.

I can't imagine they would take too kindly to that, no.

Steve isn't really treating us too well here is he? No, we play something else if you want I just thought this would be interesting to see what this game was all about. I don't know what we can win on we're kind of out of options.

What about this I like this game.

You do huh?

Oh yeah.

Alright.

I'll try that.

Sure.

Alright, let's fire it over there. So this is the new version. It's not the standard quick hits. This is a new one.

And this one's a little more volatile.

It would appear based on results, yes.

You think we've gotten wrecked on this one every time?

Uh, yes.

So we're due.

Yes! Not this time.

Very exciting.

Is that good?

I hope so. Oh, that's really good.

There you have it.

I'm gonna try again.

See? This game is fantastic.

Alright.

How about them apples, huh?

So, 8,040, huh? Yeah.

Not our best effort. No. I thought for sure in the monsters game we were never

going to be far out of it, but we were. Well, it was the buffalo link that let us down today with all those hit too early things

Yeah, we didn't have a chance to get any bonuses. They hit so fast. It is disappointing when they hit too quickly That's what she said and you knew I was going there. Come on another one. It's a fastball. Yeah, thank you. I

Like how we're finally playing one of these where it has the dollar amounts. Oh, yeah

I like the animation

All right, I like it so far

Come on baby be baby. Be the one. Be the one. We need ten or more.

Ten pays six thousand.

I mean, all we need is twelve and then we get a hundred and one thousand. And then we're winning.

Boom.

Is twelve the most you can get?

Probably, right?

In the base game. I think when the reels are up you can get more But I don't think the progressives are attached to that has a different pay schedule Should we have a side bet? I think so. I know you want the purple. Always purple.

I want the double a triple. There's no way we're getting even without it. I'm doing the emotional parlay. You want to bet, DJ?

You go ahead.

You know what, I'm going to take the red.

Alright, I've done well on the red. I got extra spins.

Alright, so wheel bet, or wheel spin?

Yes.

Which could be a lot.

There's a $500 score on there.

It could also be a minus three.

I wonder if they have any, sorry.

I stuck EJ with the minus three the other day after he beat me.

Yeah, that was a disaster. I wonder if they have any really big video poker games we can try to get it back on.

Oh yeah.

Oh, I like video poker.

I got rucked on it here not long ago.

Oh yeah?

Yeah. Is this the place where you almost won $400,000? No, that was another place.

Well, you could always do like a $7,500 or some species of floor and then fire that at video poker. Oh! Double? Yeah! Oh, W2! Nice! I'm happy to pay on that one. Very good call, I like the emotional part.

Yeah, but post the emotional head, you know?

All right, do we want to do the wheel spin first?

Sure.

Let's see how we do.

How much?

$200!

We found 700 side bets today already.

Disaster.

DJ, I'm looking through trying to find the most beat up, marked up, rolled in as hundreds as he can on a stack of money.

I've been there.

Congratulations.

Thank you gentlemen.

Alright, let's fire a double pop in there.

Oh!

Keep coming. Oh, only one rocket? Wait a second. Yeah. This is a different

version than you're used to, is that what you're wondering? Well, this doesn't look

like we're winning enough, like we usually do. We get the free games though, so... Where are the quick hits, people?

You can catch the rockets with extra heads on them.

Like those.

So we're going to get a pay no matter what this next time.

Right, but we want more.

There we go.

Alright, alright!

Extra spin.

And you have one rocket left.

Alright.

How do you know how many rockets you have?

You can see the little pointer on top of them.

So that one has two rockets.

Hey, come on!

Alright, we needed that.

Okay, now we get two.

I see how it works.

Oh, we're going to have a guaranteed win next time.

And another spin, I like it. Okay, now we get two. I see how it works. Oh, we're going to have a guaranteed win next time. And another spin. I like it.

Boom, boom, boom!

Let's go! More! Extra! Oh yeah!

Come on!

It sounds like we got a couple behind what was already on the screen. Now it makes a noise for the ones that are on the screen.

Any pointers on this deal?

No.

Okay. ones that are on the screen. Any pointers on this deal?

Okay. Not too shabby.

$3,000, we're back to where we were posting Buffalo Link.

I like it.

Let's see if we can keep running it up.

Oh, idiot. Some species of floor, and then I think we definitely can win it all back on some big video poker.

All it takes is the royal.

That's it. How hard could that be?

If we play $5 to nom the royals, what, $20,000?

Nah, I feel like I have to play 10. That's $40,000.

Are we running it back? $25 to nom the Royals what 20,000?

How are we running it back but aces or the kicker would be 20 I'll run it back if you guys want to run it back I'm gonna pick new

Colors or nobody please I'm pleased Alright, running it back. Come on, purple. Let's go. Ooh, you know we needed the reels up in that last one. I think a triple pump is what we need here.

I kind of like the changes they made on this game.

I like how the rockets split.

They have kind of a red glare.

You like the rockets red glare?

Yeah.

Do you like the bombs bursting in air?

I like when the rocket quick hits bursts in air. That gives me proof through the night that we're not out of it.

What are you talking about?

And then your bankroll's still there. You don't, the song.

Your bankroll's still there. I get it, but this is just such a far stretch and it makes zero sense. Yeah. Well, that's called nonsense people like that Well, like most things in the Red Rocket category, I think pretty good smells like someone has a lucky cigar going nearby Let's do a 10,000 floor

Maybe it's slightly stinky in the back. Oh, that's me.

Wait.

Nope.

Perceived.

Oh, fake out. I'm gonna get something. Come on. All right. Half time report. I'm gonna get something.

I'm gonna get something.

I'm gonna get something. I'm gonna get something. One. All right. Halftime report.

The team is down 30.

We put 20,000 in the machine.

This is the plan.

We're either going to win it all back or get wrecked for 50.

Video poker is big and beautiful and you're never out of it, especially in double-double because you can get four aces for the kicker and a lot of other things. for 50. Video poker is big and beautiful and you're never out of it. Especially in double-double because you can get four aces with a kicker and a lot of other things can happen. Pretty volatile. What are we doing? 250 a spin or 500 a spin? Or what are we doing? 500. 500 a spin. Oh my. Let's go. Alright so we added 10 so we're in 50. Correct. Just so I understand. this is 500 to spin Yes, I'm a you so 10 play just regular not ultimate X

Now in this in this case you keep the oh yeah I thought it was to bear idiot. I would have probably held them all correct. Oh, yeah, good start. I believe $4,500 a lot of people saying it 4,500 haulers boom boom great start. A lot of people saying it. $4,500 to haulers. Boom, boom, boom.

We only need a double now.

But yeah, if you had three aces there, you would go for it.

Oh, you would. You'd throw away a full house if you had three aces?

Yeah.

Yeah. Those aces are very valuable. How much does it pay? $2, $10 per lucky press at the moment. So in this case we got back 10 of them, 15, oh! Oh, alright, we only lost $150 there.

Not bad.

Alright, here you can't lose, right?

No.

It's going to be very hard.

But see, it doesn't pay on two pair, that's one thing about it. That's where you give up the money on the double-double. That's where you give up the money on the double-double. That's where they get you. That's where they get you. I sometimes like the bonus poker.

So we need to make this look like $50,000.

That is correct. And look at this. All we need is four aces with a kicker. Even without a kicker, I would take it.

Well, they would make you.

I would vastly prefer it.

That was a break-even proposition right there. How do they make it? What do they do? They just put the money in the machine? Oh yeah. There's a guy that's watching. He comes by and makes you do things. They say, you know, a bet's a bet. You won, you have to take it. And the winner

loses, you go to a buy and buy the bet. Oh, here we go. How much is each four of a kind worth? $2,500? Oh yeah. Alright.

Give us at least one.

How many did we get?

Zero.

Ah, that's not optimal.

We're doing good on the...

Don't jinx it.

So when we have a pay, any pay or a sweat or something, I'll go slow. If not, I'll just speed it up.

Four aces. What happened?

You had the kicker, yeah. You had the ace and the kicker right here.

Okay, I like the noise. On the come out roll when it gives you noise.

Hard to lose in that case. Break even on that.

How about one more up if we do this?

So this one I'll just speed up.

About half our money back there. Straights.

How many can we make? Three? Three and we're even. I got half our money back there. Straights.

How many can we make?

Three? Three and we're even.

Oh, are we one?

One, yeah.

I like it a little slower on the come out, personally.

Okay. It's my preference.

You can all like the speed up, but like when you're watching them, I like to go like click, click, click, click, click, and I figure out in my head what it's gonna be King Jack a space always

You want to hear my inner monologue, yeah

That 50 at 60 ace Jack don't hold the Jackie on the LDA Here we got one flush, which is good. We got 40 out of 50 back We got eights need something here three of the times if a full house doesn't, break even spin. Very good, noise on the come out. I got the Queens, and we got two pair, which is a three of a kind, which does mean booked. Hey, we doubled up. What happened? Good there, something I missed.

Fours are good. Fours are not fours. Although I hear people say that. Threes. Threes are good if you get a kicker. It's an $8,000 dealio. Threes. $8,000 with a kicker. Without a kicker, just $4,000. Better than a poke in the eye. Okay, three to a Royal. This would pay how much?

$40,000. That'd be great. Let's go. Come on. Alright. 35. Okay, Aces again, we're locked. Okay, we got a three of a kind. We have a winner on our hand. We got another three of a kind. We're going to be a winner of 20 units, $200. We got four to a flush. We need three of them. Two of them is books a winner, though.

Oh, look at this. Straight flush, homie.

Straight flush is $2,500.

Oh, let's get one or two.

It's open-ended, right?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I thought we had a lot of sixes. Looked like it for a second there.

Alright.

Nothing or good shot?

Good shot.

Wow.

Four of them.

We'll take that. Good hold, WBG and W2. I'm sure you had the same hold in mind, or whoever said it. Now in this case, same hold, got shot.

There's always only one correct hold, so.

Well, you guys would be the ones who would know about it, not me. Six, let's see if we can make that a winner. Some miracle.

Yeah, we did it.

Are there any holds that are exactly the same?

What about 2, 3, 5?

See, he likes the straight flush a little better than the queen there, although it was a disaster in hindsight.

That's it.

It was the wrong hold. Jack, king off or seven, eight, yeah. I don't like that jack, king off, hold. Terrible, terrible hold. Can't make any flushes.

Okay.

Oh, no, royals.

Oh, geez. Anything but king, 10, apparently.

Jacks, all right.

Would have preferred three jacks.

Flushy.

That's a good result. Yeah. Oh, look at that.

This is good.

Kings, I like it.

What did we come over here with?

20,000 and change, like 200. Ace only. You don't go for the flushy. You go for the flush. You don't go for the flush.

You go for the flush.

You go for the flush.

You go for the flushes as hard

in this game as like in the Ultimate X. Right. This is out of my wheelhouse, this non-Ultimate

X. Oh, I thought we had four. This is probably the most popular version of standard video

poker. Double double? Yeah. Oh yeah.

Nothing.

No gut shot, no fore flush.

Complete disaster. Sevens, four of them.

We haven't gotten a four of a kind yet. And we still haven't.

And we got more garbage.

How about some noise?

Let's make some noise. Let's make some noise. Let's make noise. Is that the tubes?

No, I don't know.

How do you like this game compared to Ultimate X?

I mean, I don't hate it, but it's not as exciting because you know, you can't have as extreme of a win. I mean, in this you could only win $400,000. In Ultimate X you could win like $480,000.

Way more than that if you play $10 Ultimate X. Well they don't have $10 Ultimate

X. Yeah, that'd be a thousand bucks a pull. I mean you couldn't play that though. Oh I could. For like five minutes. 7, 8, 9, 10. Open handed. You just have to have what five times as much of a bankroll or whatever to play that yeah Yeah Does anywhere have $10 ultimate X? I've never seen it a couple places have $5 time play Let's do that. I have seen $10 in like triple play or something

Triple plays just not nearly as exciting. I I really don't like triple play. On the cruise they had triple play only. And I played quite a bit of it. But I much prefer

10 play ultimate X.

Well that was good.

I was going to talk to Richard Branson about they need to get 10 play ultimate X. I can't handle 3 play.

I don't know that he's necessarily involved in the slot machine Ten play ultimate. Oh, yeah replay

I don't know that he's necessarily involved in the slot machine decisions. Oh

It's easy to miss small pair. Oh, oh there they're visible to me

Lester freezer fours and twos in this game. Oh noise

No, sir, there we go, how about right here? Yeah, great time for it. I didn't get it, did we?

Okay, both of the pairs.

How many full houses?

One. Winner. Winner. Five, six, seven, eight. Three flushes. Three straights. Idiot. One.

Alright, just the aces and Rooney.

You can still get four aces if you get one. I've seen it happen.

Oh, good!

Crazy deal would be proud.

How's he doing?

I haven't talked to him in a while. I was thinking of McCall.

Yep, that's my least favorite hold there.

Alright.

One to the one.

Seven, eight, ten, Jack again or no?

You never hold a gut shot in this game with a single high

card.

Oh, you need two or more?

Or zero.

Oh, zero?

Yeah, you hold the gut shot with no high cards, right?

Oh, okay.

Well, see, I learn something new every day.

Hey, our first one! Hey!

Ah!

Now we're talking.

Nice.

Oh, both of them failed.

Were we really down to 15,000 there?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Nice. I love getting royals in this game.

Nines. Nines.

Invisible.

$50 winner right there. Noise guaranteed break even. Could upgrade. Didn't even break. All right, here we go. Three of them.

Yeah. Oh, four. Yeah, oh four of them.

Seeded expectations. I say we have a 20,000 floor on video poker. This seems like it could take a while to lose. Yeah, I'm getting hungry. I think with a 30,000 loss we could go get a free dinner. What do you think of that idea?

I like it. But let's not get to the floor. Let's win.

No, we're gonna win. I'm just saying... I'm threatening the machine that we're gonna leave if it doesn't start paying. Oh boy. Idle threats the machine, says back to me.

You better pay or I'll leave ya.

Ugh! Okay.

Uh oh. Could be our last spin right here. Should we try it? Yeah, I don't think we're going to get skunked again.

Oh, maybe we will.

50. Alright, we're back over.

I think that's all she wrote, folks.

Well, you can't blame us for trying. I mean, we fired it in there.

500, 400, 200.

Some crazy monster game. The quick hits. Now the 500. You can't blame us for trying. I mean we fired it in there. 500, 400, 200. Some crazy monster game. The quick hits. Now the $500 spend video poker. And we booked a loser. Pretty big loser but we're still winning on the year. We're coming around the corner on November. We got Thanksgiving week coming up.

We have a lot to be grateful for. Not just being ahead for the year. All of you guys that watch us every day, that stopped by and said hello today, that W2 is back, we got a lot going on. Yeah, hate to say it, but we're booking a loser. Speaking of losers, you don't want to be a loser, you want to be a winner. We have $10,000 that we're giving away to 22 different people

and we're giving $5,000 to 6 different people. A total of $250,000 we're giving away and you can win it. You see all the details in the pinned comment. Let me think, is there anything else? Oh, this sweatshirt I think is the first time I've worn it. Over a billion views. Yes, Vegas Matt over a billion views. We got served up a lot of views right there. I like the sweatshirt very comfortable like all the sweatshirts, but I don't know. What do you think of it EJ?

I really like it. I'm assuming mine's in the car.

Nope, don't have yours in the car. I was just told. I bet you we do. I was just told by mom to bring mine, and then I brought a shirt and no there's a bag for me in the car who put it there? It's Chef. Oh, there's a bag in the car? Alright, I should have lost the side bed. I didn't do it myself so can't blame you. Alright, EJ has his thumb over the stop button so that means we'll see you Alright, EJ has his thumb over the stop button so that means we'll see you

tomorrow.