50 TOTS PACKS DECIDE OUR TEAM!

50 Tots packs to side our team!

And I'm starting with a Premier League or BWSL.

Oh, you have to hold that purple straight away, brother.

Oh my word, it's a purple from the get -go.It's not even a Premier League, it's WSL.Manchester City, rapid, low -driven, first touch.

It is a Figeno.Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the fourth and final week of May Madness.To decide our teams this week, we have gone even bigger with 50 Tots Packs.Starting off by opening a whopping 16 packs each, which feature every league from this year's Team of the Season.Here's hoping for some big blues and make sure you get a goalkeeper or it's a very long 15 games.

Now, you might be wondering, there's only two of us in this building.There's not three.Harry is missing.He is actually having his teeth pulled out right now.That man is severely, severely, severely in pain, unable to record.We heard what you said last time.

Why did you cancel the shoot when Tom was ill?We're not going to do that this time, but we do have big boots to fill.So introducing our new team for Harry.It is a team.There's not one player.There is two.

We're going to be playing against two people this week.Should be fun.Introducing Team Harry!

I can hear them crying on floor two, when the invincible wins for me and you.Hello boys!

Still not got an intro?Why are you putting on an accent as well, bro?

We're Team Harry.What's the most...Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!Oi, oi, oi!That's all the Australian chants I've got for today.

Team Harry, but you've come out in Australia tops, yeah?You see that?

I clocked you early dawn.

You see that?I clocked you.

Yeah, by the way, take a long, hard look at this.Yeah, you'll never touch this.You as well.You see this, Thomas?Look, look.You'll never touch this.

No, I hear it.You'll never touch this, mate.

I hear it.So just to confirm, you two are wearing Australia tops, because when requested to wear Everton tops, Jamie said - Jamie said it.Jamie said,I support Millwall, I can't be seen in an Everton top.I wouldn't wear one anyway, obviously, I'm a Millwall fan.

The fact that we live in the same house as you is crazy.

Would you wear one?That's so different, I'm a Liverpool fan.Yeah, but you're from Derby though.Bundesliga!Oh, the name -stizer is too stupid.

That's crazy.I'm team Harry.Bundesliga Totspack, I get a hold in midfielder.It's Berger.Berger!Is it Berger?

Berger!Berger!

Berger!Berger!

He's in the training, he shouldn't stay that way.Sam's got you a present as well, mate.In case you wanted one, you can put it on the trophy there.Yeah, yeah, yeah, get that out.

Dude, that's open as well.Don't start doing that.

Mate, come on!You're pretty unfunny at it.

Tom!Oh my god!What are you doing, bro?Oh my god.

Oi, we're enemies this week as well, period.I remember that, I remember that.And remember he can't send us off.Tots week four, please.I've got three purples in a row, this just doesn't make sense.

If you look straight away, you're on the hate watching line.How does it feel to be this side of the camera, Jamie?

Yeah, how does it feel, both of you, actually?It actually feels good because, like I said, sure, your records lately, I'm like, this is my chance.You know what I mean?I'm here to prove to everyone that I can come in and beat you.You may as well send me out anyway, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.You're the next horseman.He's gonna die in a minute.Die in a minute.He's gonna die in a minute.Die in a minute!

Are you allowed to eat that?Mate, stamps.You don't have to eat them, why are you doing that?If they've got nuts in, I'm sorry, that's natural selection.

No, he has to accept.

I'm not taking the blame for that.There's no nuts.Yes, blue, come on!First blue and a goalie!Get in there!I've got my goalie!

Mate, I'll be honest, if you have one of them weird things that happened last time when you were allergic to them, I'm not getting involved, I'm not ringing the hospital either, that is 100 % your fault.You're going to have to die in a minute.

But you wouldn't give them to me if they had nuts in it though, right?

No, obviously I wouldn't.

Why would I do that to you?Come on, mate.I thought we clocked you a long time ago.

I guess we'll find out.

Oh my god, I got Shorie.That's me, Muslera.Oi.Hi, guys.If you had hair, you'd be Muslera.But you don't, so you're Shorie.

Go on.

Go on Tom, make it all about you.

Finally, well I say finally, it's my second blue and it's a left back.

It's a left back, you're fully out of position.Oh that's McCave, that's McCave.Is that not class?

That's McCave, left back, left mid.

Is she like high road?Oh no, they've really stiffed her, haven't they?No, she's decent.You take any fallback in these kind of videos.With Bruiser as well, and she's got surf plus.

By the way, it might say it hasn't got nuts in, but can we not take any risk here?Can you stop eating them?

I think the deal's already done, mate.

Yeah, but obviously if you ate 5, it'd give you like 20 % allergic reaction.If you eat 50, he's gonna be dead.

Sorry, are you a doctor diagnosing with how much granola a man can intake?But obviously if he's allergic to it, eating 10 is worse than 1.

Week 5, left wing.Oh my god, this is peanut.No, it's not.

Ooh!Oh my God, it's Rafinha.Oh, it's Rafinha.

Wait, what do you mean, oh my God, it's Rafinha?I thought Vinicius was in it.

I thought Vinicius was in it.He's unreal, isn't he?

No, he's unreal.He's actually not that good compared to what he usually is, yeah.Low -key, they gave him a bit of a bad card.I thought it was Vini.I thought it was the Valadini, but Rafinha in the Barcelona top as well.No problem.

Quick step and rapid.Oh, he's going to be fast.Can he be lengthy?

Explosive.That's good.Oh, he's got good play styles, though.

I've just realised when this video is going out, Spurs have stayed up.Two hours after Spurs have stayed up.Cheers, lads.Well done for us to get it done, eh?Huge from the boys, huge.Won't be seeing you in the Championship next year, because that'll be Millwall -West Ham.

We actually just stayed up, beat Everton 2 -0, didn't we?

We haven't stayed up, but it's all good.

Centre -back is huge.Nigerian centre -back from the Super League.Oh, it's not a Nontu this time, because obviously he's a striker.He's a striker, not a striker.centre -back.But he's got a real fortress, so I don't mind it.

Mate, you are a plump.Am I right in thinking you've had like every different position here?Yeah, he's doing pretty decent.Back, centre back, goalkeeper, left wing, striker.

Rafinha can play left wing, cam or right mid, so yeah, this is actually really good.We're going to get Pino anyways.Purple, come on!Yes, let's go boys!Right back, no, right back, no, right back.I think I've got a full defence.

I think I've got an actual full defence already, guys.I've got at least one.Got goalie right back, left back and centre back.Not too bad, is it?I mean, he's awful, no?Alberto Costa.

Albert, what is awful about that card?

You'll take him in position, no?

Oi, I like the way you're filling in.Centre back!Jacopo Ramona!Jacopo Ramona.So, have you got players?Have you got players?

Yes, I have, mate.He's actually unbelievable, like, top -tier centre back as well.Oh, long ball pass.Fodder.

There's some big bragging rights on the line for me today.The amount of stick I've put up with these two boys.

I'm just saying, if you get a better record than any of us, it practically ends our career on this channel, yeah.I will be there.Yes, it's blue.It's a 10.It's a cam.Oh my God, is it him?

I see this man.Every single tots he's in, every single tots with his little afro.Oh, he gets to me.And then you know what happens?Spurs get linked with him every year as well.Really?

And he's not coming!

We don't want him at my club!Acaluche playing for Tottenham Hotspur in the Championship would be such a great...

Mate, we stayed up.

Why are you worried about that?

I find it so funny he does this with so much confidence, but he knows that he'll become the biggest meme of all time.

Do you know how stupid it is that West Ham have to win and we have to lose two games as of today?It hasn't happened and it won't happen.

Bro, he's a clip farmer.

That's good again.

Solid, isn't it?

Solid.By the way, if you get all these...I'm going to go 15 -0 again, that's the problem.

By the way, normally Harry has the better team as well, so it's alright.We're good.

Totts, week five, nice and fresh.It's blue.It's a left -back.Now, I need attackers, I'm pretty sure.I'm happy with my defence here, so if this guy can play left -mid, he might have to go up.

It's not a dupe, is it?No, no, I mean like a very good left -back.

Good play -styles, actually.

He might be the starting left back now though.

Yeah, Raoho, I might have to move the other one further forward.

I will be real.This week, obviously, I'm going to get a taking part award.

Yeah, but Joe, it is low -key.You're kind of playing for pride because if one of these two beat you in a weekly off, then he won't let you hear the end of it.

Bro, it doesn't matter if I lose eight times in a row on clean sheet.What do you mean it doesn't matter?

Well, do you know what I mean?It kind of loses credibility.He's saying it's out of his hands.It's the wheel's fault, but really, what is he saying?

That's what he's showing up for, though.I'm also on the wheel.Stampy's also on the wheel.What's your argument?I wasn't trying to make an argument.

Liga 1, guarantee.Oh, it's a striker, so at least it's something.Oh my god, is that a dude?Okay, hold that.

Is that a dupe?

First dupe, lucky we're opening 16.Too many purples, lads, honestly.Make Tottenham great again.It's him again.Pardo again.Pardo, that is now the same dupe and I'm running out of players.

We're coming for you.

Bundesliga!We're coming for you.No, it's a goalie.It's a goalie, honestly.I'm down to about 13 players.Is he better than Miss Lara?

Oh, he's got ping pass plus, I'm not sure.I'd rather sure he in there, although he is 95 rated.

I heard he plays great at right wing, by the way.

No, I'm all right.I think because of 16 packs, I should have enough for11. I think I'm on about 12 players if this one.

I think you've almost definitely got 11, Tommy boy.

Unless, if this is a dupe, I'm down to12. Another purple, Jesus Christ, lads.Give me it.Oh, I actually needed an attacking player.Oh, is this firming?That's good.

That's a great way to finish.That is a fantastic way to finish with a little bit of firming in there.We don't mind that.Look at that.

Someone say he's firming it.

All the passing play styles I need.He's got all the shooting ones, quick step and rapid.Great way to end.I actually think my team is very well balanced now.Where are we heading to?Shorey, we'll finish up with a bang.

Okay, cool.

Yeah, we'll show you how it's done, bro.Okay, cool.

Right, I do want to read a message that I've received on Instagram before I open packs.Okay.So I've got a DM from a guy and truly this is what it says.21st of Jan, 2025 this message was sent.So a year and a half ago.You deserve better friends.

You're an amazing guy.You were raised well.I also want to clarify that other two guys are definitely gay for each other if you didn't know already.That was on the 21st of January, 2025.Now, 40 minutes ago here, on the 18th of May, 2026, I've received another message from said person.You're gay as well, like upon review, you're probably the gayest.

Upon review?

Upon review is crazy.

Four months later.Anyway, guys, first week, toss back.Week five, toss back.

Tom just accepted it.

CN, Spanish, La Liga.Hold on, I've smashed it.

I don't have your reply to show you, but I sent a photo back.Sound.Just in case.Sorry if it's any abuse.

No worries.

Nah, we've already lost to MP.Would you guys have powers?It's quite a condescending word.We've already lost.Have you seen this?Have you seen this?

You've seen Tom's team and now Shory's team.We've got no chance.We've already lost.4 -5 -1 though.Congrats.

Nah, we're not playing 4 -5 -1 this week.By the way, I'm going to go 50 -0 this week.Top comment said no 4 -5 -1.Don't care.

Don't count the top comments, Ed.

Okay, won the guarantee.These are where you want to get the good ones.I'm sorry, I don't want to be a skipper.I don't want to be a skipper, but, like, come on, we know who this is.Get rid of him.I hate him.

I hate his guards.How does he keep just getting into tots?Monaco aren't even good.Worst thing is, Spurs are definitely going to get him this summer.If he starts playing for Spurs, I want to see it.

Now we're Premier League again.What, in the championship?

Mate, come on.

Lads, I don't want to alarm anyone, but I've got a Premier League tots pack, potentially.

Purple, purple, purple, purple, purple, purple.

It's a female as well.Ooh.

Oh, this is the right mid that plays for...She's absolutely rice water.London City lionesses.

You will take, boys, though.

Sometimes when you get a right mid, cash it in.Wide positions are rare.

I'd be careful if I was you.You're on the wheel to start, you know that.You actually can't lose to me in Stampede.Sure, that is one thing, by the way.Sorry.I don't know why you're downplaying it so much.

Is he a bit nervous today?

You are the least menacing figure.

No, no, no.When you lose to Harry, it's like, oh, Harry, you lost to Warry.But like, it's a bit different now.You can't play that gimmick today.

Tots week three.What gimmick am I playing?

Oh, I've lost to Harry again.What happens?He's so good.

Shut up.

You were meant to fall.I was meant to send you over and it didn't work.Sorry.That was bad.Right, sure, he's still getting the same players as me now.

Another Tottenham Week 5 player pack, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.These purples have to go.Left winger, French, Liga Portugal.These purples have to go.This could be a little bit of a juicer player.This is one of those players that can catch you off guard.

Look at that.Low driven, hold on, listen to me.Kamara.Listen to me, Kamara.Lads, that's so sound, you know.Six foot one.

Can play on the left.Like, calm.No tiki -taka is a bit disappointing, but...We're happy with that.

It's a blue!

Week 4, Tottenham Player Pack, centre back!Spud's all round, Spud's all round, Spud's all round.You wouldn't do without that.Come on, we're really good friends.

Yeah, Stamps, do you understand how competition works now, yeah?I like it.Oh, this guy, he's really good.

I used to be on one of his teams, I went 14 -1 with him.

What's his name?Batagov.Batagov.He stands to understand how to compete, I like it.Batagov.Right guys, a guaranteed Bundesliga top player pack.

This is actually a Bundesliga player as well, definitely.

Bundes, most certainly.Centre back.Who's that?

Spurs boy.He plays for Spurs, does he?Yeah, but he's on loan.Oh, you've signed him?Yeah, we signed him and loaned him out.Basically, we're going to sell Romero or van de Ven and then Buskovic is going to come in.

Buskovic is going to come back in.Mate, he went on loan to the Bundesliga at 18, already in team this season.I hope the Serb is watching that.Oh, this could be Prem.This is chance at a Prem.Oh, this guy's really good, by the way.

Really good.He plays for Bromley.

He's absolutely unbelievable.How Bromley are in League One, by the way.Look at his card.

I've got B for them.No, you think I'm joking?

Wait, you think I'm taking the mic?He's 93 rating centre -back.What are you talking about?Yeah, I know.But like, my point is with Bromley.I don't like Bromley.

I don't care if you don't like Bromley or not.

I'm talking about Bromley.The worst League 2 champ, he hasn't got block.That's alright, isn't it?Don't, mate, don't.

Week 5, fellas.It's purple again.Is there any good purples amongst anywhere?Spanish.

Why are you lifting something you haven't earned?We're literally Team Harry.

It's what he would want.But like, you haven't earned it.

I think I'm gonna low -key try and use power shot and fuck up some opposition.Also, he's not dead.

He just went rest in peace, he's had his tooth pulled out.Right, what do you reckon?is worse?Tooth pain or ear pain?Tooth.

Oh, let's see it.Tooth, 100%.

I'd say tooth as well, because it affects what you eat.Joao got an ear infection.I put a cotton bud too far in my ear.Syria.Syria.You know, oh, Zelinsky.

He was in every Top Spec at the start.I've done it.I've won the week.What?I've done it.What a putt!

By the way, could you imagine you actually pull back, what is it, seven between you two?Oh my god, I'm so good.Do not bottle that, he's given you such a buffer.

You're obviously not going to catch me.Oh no, seven?Is it more than seven?Anyone get the reference, chaps?Seven?There'll be someone out there who gets that.

Tom, by the way, I'm going to open the Week 2 Pops Pops Player Pack.I've got something for you here, look.

Pops.

Pops, tops, pops, pops.What did you want?Did you want some of those, look?Oi!You wanted some of that, wouldn't you?

Oh, don't mate, I'm on a diet.

Oh, it's Hedgy.Wait, who's that?

Feel free to open them.I'm on a diet.

Lads!

That's a sound pull, you know.And that's another centre midfielder locked in.Told you I'm dieting this week.

Hello.Right back.Nice, bro.Great work.Oh, I've skipped the pack.It's Koufal.

It's Koufal.Ha ha.Week 4 Tots Player Pack, chaps.Here we go.Centre back.So uninterested.

Engen.It's Engen.Yeah.Engen.Engen.So you can have a go on my engine.

What?What?Nah, this guy.Counting him now.Right, this is...

Purple!Purple!Right mid.That's the only position I needed.Sound as a pan.Who is that?

Yes, maybe I did.

Have you got a striker?

I don't think he does.

Have I got a striker?

Unless you've got that same guy you've got about six times.

I'm not sure I've had a striker, chaps.Oh, it's blue, last one.Here we go, striker.Left wing.Oh my god.it's Bradley Barcola.

Dab.Wait, how much is he?That's so calm, G. He's like the best cheap Totts player on the game.How much?He's only at 200k.Right boys, just on the local foot .

gg here, 114 ,000 coins for Bradley Barcola.Could have been more than that.You'd think more, but like, he's the best cheap player I've used from Totts by a country mile.

What tier are you putting him in though?Look, have you seen that?Brand new.Okay.They have a tier list for each player now, so you can actually see how everyone else in the community votes him.They've got him in A tier, yeah?

Right, I'm going to throw a little Curveball out there.I'm going S. For the price.For the reason that he's price -wise, he's unbelievable.If you're starting a brand new account or if you've got very little coins and you want to spend on a tradable player, buy Cold Dog.He's your man.

A tier.See, that's the thing with the tiers.It's not pro players as good as us, do you know what I mean?Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what you mean.It's the community.It's the community.

They're not like us.Roof.Not as good as you, are they, Shoz?No, mate.They wouldn't get 12 and 3s like me.

Did you just bark?Yes, I did just bark.Okay.Lads, I think I'm without a striker currently.You got a goalkeeper.Somehow.

Yeah, you got a goalie.Did you?No, I don't have a goalkeeper.It's just another week.It's just another stupid week.

It's just another stupid week.

At least he can play striker.Oh, at least he can play striker.He should be good in goal as well.

Mature, lads.

Mature.Baldy, over there.

What's it like with no hair?Cough time.

What?I was meant to remix it and say, what's it like without a goalie?So are you 100 % certain you did not get a goalie?

Definitely not.I'm working nine to five.I'm working nine to five.

He's dead, you know.He's so desperate to sing it as well.He literally has no teeth.

We'll carry the flame.He has no teeth.Not them, not them.We'll carry the flame.We got you.

He's taking his role very seriously.He's walking around with your trophy.Come on.

Oh, wait.Sorry.Yeah.Tooth, yeah.

Joe outside tells me he can't eat them.

Come on, Stampede.This is us.

Does he normally get good pack luck?I'd say he gets good teams, but I don't think he gets good pack luck.I don't think he gets the best packs.It's probably me that's had the best pack luck.We always have the worst here.

Yeah, that's true.We've already lost.Have I just heard we?We've literally already lost.I mean, tell you what.

You would take an 87 pace team this season, Defender.Come on, come on.

Totswig 4.Oh, sorry, Sal.I've just done two in a row.Oh, it's another purple.Oh, these purple are so bad.Striker.

Take the striker.

Oh.Korean.Oh.Super League.

No, that's not what I thought it was.Come to Besiktas.Absolute fodder card.You know Rapid Plus is good if you know how to use analogue sprint, but I'm guessing you two don't.No, you don't use analog spread.

I've seen the TikToks.

I turned it off or on, whichever one's the opposite.I think it won't work if you turn it off.Do you reckon I can sit on you?

Oh my god, dude.Cut this whole recording right now.Did you see what he just did?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he just mounted you, my brother.You're not very socially aware at times, are you?

What do you mean?

You just went to mount him and start humping him and then...No, no, I thought you were talking about the second part.Bro, I felt his ball sack on my back.That's what I mean, yeah, it was literally on his back.

Yeah, mate, to duck him into a hashtag house recording, I have to deal with it five times a week with him.Don't start saying that.

He's got his balls on me and ****.I don't do that.Yeah, you do.Well, I drag my...No way.No way.

He's nuts.Three purple.They're looking forward to seeing you again.

Wait, okay, new position.Spanish.She's really good.

Nah, Bilbao.She actually is very good.Tell me what?But remember, Jamie O'Doherty using her.

Yeah, it's Jamie O'Doherty.I wonder who plays more.games.I reckon Stamby just says at one point, give me the controller.Give me the controller and just go get recorded.

Remember, it is our choice.I can just play all the games.

That's what I'm saying.The same way you can as well.The same way you can.Oh, the same way you can as well.He's getting paid.Don't let these guys dictate.

You just served him a **** sandwich, by the way.

Oh, it's blue as well.

Go on.First blue for the boys.OK, we'll take it.That's two centre -backs.Vuskovic.Vuskovic plays Spurs, you know.

He does.

So basically, we were going to sell Romero and van der Ven this summer, and then Vuskovic's going to come in.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Sound.

Tod's week two.Come on, blue me.Oh, it's purple again.A lot of boys got it.

Purple's are so boring.Same as Tom.Oh, she is actually good.Tom got that woman.

Yeah, she is actually good.4A purple tots.Good player.I like first touch a lot, actually.

Still every different position so far.Could be worse.We need a keeper, bro.Yeah, we need a keeper.

Yeah, keep your eyes on that, boys.I got two keepers.

Stop saying my name.Premier League.WSL, come on, no.No.

My account's rigged, by the way.Oh no, she's really good.She's really good, yeah, yeah.Again, for the two purples you've got.

No, no, no, look at her.She's really good.Yeah, she can play striker.Olivia Holt, telling you, serious player.

Live dog.We need a goal...It's a blue.

Please, goalkeeper.That's a goalkeeper, isn't it?No, Stryker.We don't need a...Is it Hoyland?Hoyland.

Didn't you have Hoyland?Hoyland.

I feel like you packed Hoyland.No, I had to use...What today?SPSD.

Was it SPSD?Maybe, yeah.I don't actually know if he starts.I don't think he does.We need a goalkeeper, full -backs, centre -mids.He's a bit weird.

He's like one of them, you have to play a certain way.Here's a question.Stamps, have you ever played a weekend league without a foot champs, without a goalkeeper?

Yeah, I see what he's trying to do.I like it.Don't stand up to him.

That is a genuine question.

It's a culture shock.

Has he ever played a culture shock?Let's be honest.Wait, why am I getting aired by Stamps?Probably because you dragged your testicles on his back.Marcus, talk to me.Cut this off.

Sam, do you want me to sit?

Cut this off now.What's he doing?Why are you doing that?Off camera, why are you doing that?

Why am I calling him by your name?

If I go on your social medias, it says Marcus Stamp.Why is this guy doing that?

I think we need a centre mid actually, it's not bad.He might be good guys, he might be good.

Three okay playstyle pluses, given it's a purple but Pizarro, good stats actually.Good stats, if that was 9 -2 tonight instead of 8 -2 I'd be good.

Week 4, we need a goalkeeper, we need full backs.

By the way, if they don't get a goalish, we just give them one.What?They can't play without one.What?They can't play without one.

Do you know how dusted they would be?

I think it would effectively end their weaker league before it started.

So what, why wouldn't you give me a goalkeeper at seven losses behind?Because you're a professional.

Don't give us a Vikkstar treatment.

That's not what we want.

Yeah but like if you don't get a goalie, I think it actually just writes off the whole challenge.

Big up Vikkstar.Big up Vikkstar.

To be fair though...

Goalkeeper, goalkeeper, goalkeeper, goal...

Oh, you're getting a lot of strikers, boys.How have we had a dupe yet?You've had like, I think, five strikers now.America...Probably people that can play back.Or four.

J -Lo, did you say you haven't had a dupe yet?

No.Neither did I, I think I got 16 different players.Really?I got 16 different players and got no goalkeeper boys.Just a reminder, you are only selecting 11 lads, just remember that.You lot have been stinking out the gap badly.

God, these are awful boys.I got her too.You got this one though.I think she's on my bench, aka not playing.

If we get a win with this team, Stamford would be monumental.Generational.Rapid low driven plus.

We have to beat that guy.He who shan't be named.

Stamps looks like he's going to kill me.

Because you're bold.What?What, you deaf?You're bold.You have no hair.Sorry.

So I give it up.Just stop.I'm sick of this.

Just stop.So I call you Marcus, and this is what I get in response.

Open the next pack.Let's go.

That's crazy, Stamis.I remember that forever now.I remember that forever.

Goal.Okay, I think we need that.We need that.

Granit Xhaka.

Decent.Decent.We need to see him.And we need someone with a bit more muscle as well, to be fair.

Let it go.Let it go.You got no hair anymore.Let it go.

Guaranteed Prem.Goalkeeper.Full backs.It's a blue.Guaranteed premiership.

Oh, I know that.I know an obese Reece when I see one.It's actually a horrible name that, isn't it?Because he's not.He's actually just really strong.That's very good, actually.

We take that.Great right back.No, I don't agree with that name.You were very quick to say it though.Yeah, but it went right.It did the rounds on social media.

Apparently, he's actually just strong.I've got the same kind of build as him, so I can relate.People call me that, and I just don't think it's fair.

Reece Hammett.He doesn't have muffin tops.

It's just a bit big, do you know what I mean?Sorry?He doesn't have what?

He doesn't have muffin tops, does he?Are you stressing I've got muffin tops?

Sorry, turn that way.

Look at it jiggle.

Look at what jiggle, sorry?That.Jiggle, jiggle.This isn't an instrument, boys.What are you playing at?You can probably play the trumpet with it.

Oh, that's it.Stampy's got under your skin, so you come for me.The easy target.I already said it upstairs, wasn't I?Yeah, I understand.The easy target.

Yeah, just easy to pick on someone.So you've met someone your own size as well?

Purple.Me and Stampy will have it out.We've got plenty of time.

First dupe.Still no keeper, Stampy, and we've got two packs left.

I'm going to put it out here.If we have no goalkeeper, and Shorie has no goalkeeper.Then he doesn't have any excuse.No, no, no.We still do better than him.

Facts.And he also doesn't have any excuse anymore, because you know, he tried to make one earlier.Cobble, cobble, cobble, cobble.Please get a goalie, boys.Cobble, it's a left back.I mean, technically, it would be a perfect end.

Is it Grimaldo?We needed a left back and we needed a keeper.

It's halfway there, boys.

Come on, man. I beg.Did you know he actually shares the same first name as me?Alex.

Last pack for a goalkeeper.3, 2, 1.

Oh.That's not a keeper.Oh no.

Oh no.

It's a duke as well, isn't it?

You can't be celebrating that, shall we?Have some shame, will you?

He doesn't have an excuse anymore, remember that.Remember when he tried to play that gimmick earlier?Oh, I don't have a keeper, of course I do.

It's alright.Look, look.Do you know what I've realised?You're a bit horrible.You're a bit horrible.I clocked you, early doors.

Yeah, I'm gonna go build a team, put some chem stars on.Yeah, Tom, I'll come see your team in a bit, mate.

Being honest, lads, this is just way too easy.Look at the state of this team.We've got a full team in position, although that is a left back playing at left mid.Rafinha is the star man.Somehow that little weasel's in at the cam and I don't like my striker, however,the midfield's too strong, the defense is too strong, I can smell another 15 and 0, and a monthly win for the man himself.

Drink it in people, I am back.

All right boys, well, I've spawned in disastrously.with no goalkeeper and also just to add it on top literally just to sprinkle on top of the cupcakes no left back as well so i'm just having a great time um i'm seven losses behind so everything's great Here's the team.

We have everyone in position apart from, I mean, Stampey could probably say the most important position in a hashtag house Sunday.And that is the goalkeeper.It's Hoyland in net.

Can we check his stats?

I mean, the only stat that I think is relevant is six foot three.Like he was the tallest player that didn't make the starting eleven.So we just put him in net.

I can't allow that.Look at the state of that.No, no, no, no, no.Come.Boys, I have an announcement.I have an announcement.

Going to do the noble thing here.I'm going to show some mercy on you two as well, because we can't have that.

We don't.

We can't have that.Did I just see you not have a goalie, yeah?Now, I know from experience just how bad this is. I'll be honest, you might as well not play if you haven't got a goalie.What I'll do, I've got one, I'm the only one that's got one.As the honest, noble, humble, beautiful, handsome, intelligent, clever, skilled man that I am, I will give you my goalie.and you can give me Hoyland.

And you know what, I'll stick out with Shuri.

Really?

Yeah.Joe what?

Shake his hand quick.I'll shake your hand on that right now.

Your Shuri joke was way too good and you should be rewarded.You should be rewarded.I'm being serious, you can have him.It's Muslera.I went for Muslera.You can have him.

I didn't think the People's Champ was here today.Muslera in the team.Hoyland out of the team.ShuriI'm coming for you.

Let's have a quick look at the scores on the doors, shall we?It is I in last place, eight wins behind Harry, with Tom two wins ahead of him at the top of the mountain.Can Tom finally get back to winning ways on the channel?Let's find out.

Hoyland in net, and I have great news for the people at home.Shorey is on the win.

I think I spun the wheel seven times last week.I don't even want green this early.I actually do not even want green this early.

Ooh, La Masia team.La Masia.However, it's probably not as La Masia as you want it to be, is it?Right.It's not very, um...It's not...

When you think of La Masia, you think beautiful.You think sexy.True.Is this team beautiful and sexy?Is this team sexy?I don't think it is.

Am I sexy?

Yeah.Yeah.

Sexy man.Why did you pause?Ooh.Ooh.So we're GC and Harry.And the ref.

Whatever.Anyways, boys, it's race time.First to three.Winner gets a team of the season pack.Loser is on the wheel.I like it.

Well delivered.Everyone ready?

Yes, sir.Whoa, whoa, whoa.What do you mean?

I'm not ready.Three, two, one, go.Go, go, go, go, go, go.You better get downstairs.You know what, lads?I didn't even realise we're actually missing GC and Harry here.

So thank you to Jamie and Stampy for making sure we can get this on.How are we even going to do this?There's no method to this madness.

I mean, this week has started off rough enough, right?No goalkeeper.Stampy's comments.But you know what?Put it all behind me now.Put it all behind me.

Got to move on.Look forwards in this life because there's light at the end of the tunnel.

Oh, Araujo, he's left footed, but I don't care.I don't like that finish, by the way, lads.I'm pretty concerned.I don't like a left footed player playing left mid.

Antifat is away here, boys.Antifat is away.Little ball roll.Little finesse.Come on, chaps.One to the good with the La Masia team.

Rafinha.2 -0.It's looking good, boys.It's looking good.Bang.Easy work.

3 -0 in 15 minutes.Come on, mate.Get out of the game.

Go on.Hold it up.

Goal time.

Goal.Goal.Goal.Come on.Come on.Skip.

What do you reckon?

No, no, no, you carry on, carry on, carry on, carry on.So he didn't take it out?What?He didn't take it out?

Nah, he just like killed the nerve or something.But because I've had one, I've had one surgically removed in Dublin before and it's the one but next door to that.So I'd have like two gaps within three.So I think that's why he's wanted to keep it there.But it's like half a tooth anyway.

Nice, Gavdog!Gavi.On the finesse, chaps, it's Gavi 3 -0!No, he's just not going to leave, is he?Because of the team, chaps.I mean, I wouldn't leave against this team.

I don't think you guys would either.

Why's he paused?Why's he paused?Do you think he's playing Harry or something?Yeah, sorry for your reputation this weekend, by the way.

Wait, it's game one.Don't apologise.

It's alright, mate.I thought my life was over the past, like, 17 hours, so this is, like, bottom of my priority list at the minute.

Come on, mate.6 -0 in 28 is the one that he goes on, yeah?Spiral pastry, get out of here.

Biscuits!Put it in, chaps!

Oh, no.Oh, no.Oh no.You might need to change the controls.

Who takes it?Pen?Pen!Alright, come in!

Alright, come on, mate.Tuck it in.What are you doing?What are you doing?

Nah, I clocked you.

Yeah, you absolute idiot.You think you're funny as well.Get out of here.Get out of here, Dan boy.You can't press it.I didn't press anything.

You know what you're doing.

Alright, this is outrageous, bro.I've scored eight times with the La Masia team.It looks a bit different when I was doing this.

Come on!Bang!

Go on, go on, go on, go on.Come on, Harry.

Wait, we're not supposed to do it together.Bro, I'm not going to lie, you lose against this team, bro.It's time to retire for the whole weekend league, never mind just this game.It actually took ten goals.Ten goals.It took me four.

I'm 2 -0.

I'm being quiet.Yes!Come on!We're on here.

Three, puts it in, chaps.One to the good.

Jamie, Jamie, goal.How Jamie can you get?

Ease it.Ease it.Ease it.Bradley puts it in, chaps, two to the good.

There's absolutely no way he would match this person.

Why am I matching a time -waster game two?

Right, do it again, lads.Bang!

Rage quit!If I don't get a rage quit next goal, Shoz, there's a chance.I tell you what, if he scores here, which he has, sure, you've got a real chance, you know.Nice, Rafinha.

Gonna need a few more.One to the good boys already, Holt!

Hold that rat!

Tackle him.

Shoot, Firmin.Yes, come on.That's two, chaps.Oh, who's going to get it?Me or Tommy?

Go, go, come on.

Yeah, unbelievable goal.Unbelievable goal.I don't believe what I've just conceded.Rafinha, yes.

It's five and he's still not going.

No.This is crazy.

Three, chaps.It's three ahead.Actually won a race.Oh, my days, lads.

Stop doing that, Harry.

If Jamie just scored that goal, specifically Jamie, I will play the rest of the shoot naked.Hey, Jamie, are you playing?What?Are you playing?Stampy is now.Stampy?

Yeah.See, the thing is, I know Stampy's actually pretty good.Stampy is now.Stampy is now.Yeah, mate.Stampy's playing.

Come on.Come on.Kick.

We've got one minute.

Cheers lads.Come on Tom.That's me in second.Nice bro, well done.Thank you.That means a lot to you, I can tell.

I know that means a lot to you.

I wanted to win, I need a goalie.You need a goalie.Yeah.Just giving mine up for no reason.

Why did you do that?We haven't had a conversation about that yet.Because my head was too gone about what Stampy said.No, it's not fair.

Like, they can't play without a goalie.I'm evil, but I'm not that evil.Right.The biggest team we've ever seen.The three of them.Oh, nearly.

Siesta time.Quite fitting, really, isn't it?Yeah.Time for a nap.You're not napping, you're laying down and playing the game, so good luck, boys.

Now, fellas, does anyone want to mark this moment in history?Because this is the first time in a long time.

It's the first time in a very long time.

You know, last week, boys, I lost four challenges in a row.

And that streak is now over.And that streak is now officially over.

What do you mean, left back?Is it a left back?

Sort me out.Oh, mate.Centre mid.Could play left back if you get lucky, but I doubt it.It's not even Furman.

By the way, this guy is so terrible.Oh my god, them face stats are shocking.Bro, that's team of the season.Habbo Barrios.I mean, I add him to the squad no matter what, right?Like, it's a 12th player, but like...

Can't play left back?

Sweet Jesus of Mary.

Was it worth it, you reckon?Because I reckon I would have definitely got a goalie if you let me win that.After Shorie's shocking pack, the boys continued on their winning streaks.You are so bad.Barcola on the finesse, lads!Three, one, winners.

Before Team Harry went to the studio to enjoy a siesta.I was kind of chilling.

You reckon it's alright?Go on.Goal!

Go on, Akuluchi.I don't like you, but you scored a goal.It counts for something.He's done it again.

Go, go.It may be siesta time, but this gameplay's not putting me to sleep.It's two!You like that one?I thought about that one.

And after a big win on Siesta, it was time for Stampy and Jamie to step up to the plate.When did you last play?

A month and a half ago.A month and a half ago, yeah.

Was it two?

Hold on, this pig's flying.

And with everyone seeing out their victories, all 5 -0, it was time for the first IRL challenge of the week.Take it away, Shuri.

Time to channel our inner Marcus Rashford by recreating his spectacular league -winning free kick against Real Madrid.The rules are simple.We all have five attempts each to hit the top left corner.Whoever scores the most will win a touchback, and the loser is on the wheel.No balls over the fence, please, fellas.Marcus.

I'll let you do the quotes.

Well in the training I was thinking of doing it and then Danny told me to do it.

In the training and Pedry said to me, have a go.And he gave me the confidence.

He's him, he's him, he's him.Sorry, sorry, enjoy your pack.Enjoy your pack.

Sorry mate, did you know my brother used to be a professional footballer?Runs in the family.You haven't done anything.What are you talking about?

It's not over yet.Why have you just pulled out the professional footballer card?

It's not over yet mate.

Okay.Oh my god.That's a mighty close.

But not close enough.

I was thinking about it in the training.

In the training.Pedry told me to have a go.And Pedry just said to me, let loose.Let -a -loose.Let -a -loose.Two for three.

And the tape was most definitely gone.So I don't even know if that counts.Does that count?Nah, clean in.

Gotta be clean in, yeah.Tape break.Two's chaseable.I think three, you're out of sight.

Oh my days, bro.You know what?

As five attempts go, you won't see much better than that.Good efforts, chaps.We're leaving Jamie till last because I quote, why are you doubting me?My brother is a professional footballer.Go in there and make it about yourself.The quote has never worked more perfectly than that.

Can you, when I score this, can you edit Rashford onto my back instead of Messi?I think the players...That should be mine as a goat.

That should be mine as a goat.He's hit the wall.It's going to be a long fight.

So if a professional footballer hits the wall, you don't laugh like that, do you know what I mean?How's it that funny?The wall was just there for show.

For show?

He's hit the wall.

Oh my god, what's happened to your technique, bro?Mate, I haven't played in so long, I've lost it.

Oi, I'm signing up to a team, I can't keep playing like this.

Oi, bro, it's sponsored by Aerial, you know.I'm taking aim as well!I broke the tape as well!

Shocking!Mate, not all of us have a football pitch in our back garden though, do you know what I mean?We cannot compete.I clocked you, you're a good garden footballer, obviously.

How long have you lived in this house?

This is not a garden football space.You have an 11 -a -side pitch.Do you know what I mean?There's a difference.

J -Dog, take over.

To be honest, mate.No pressure, eh?It's all pressure on you.You have to just get one and you quoted that your brother's a professional footballer, so come on.Sorry.Someone in your family's bloodline has played professional football.

That's a better first effort than yours, buddy.

Calm down.Yeah, I'm not claiming to be from a professional football background.Ah, my hand is a bit sore.

My back's sore.

Mate, he's got ricket.Look how pale he is as well.I see.

I actually feel bad for you.

Right, J -log attempt number two.

one fine in my pocket.

Ah, yeah, yeah, that's a valid reason, valid reason, valid reason.

There's nothing even bad about technique here.I can just shoot.Jamie, let's go.They've got a man on the line now as well.

Effort.Okay, bro, why does that look like you've hurt your foot?Why does it look like?It looks like he's in pain.

It looks like you really hurt his foot.

It looks like it hurts you.

Do you know when you kick a ball that's like slightly too pumped up and you go, ah, you know what?

I can confirm that's a comfortable ball.He's dead, look.What?Poor boy's died.Jamie, the way you kick it, it looks like it gives you immense pain to be kicking that ball.Come on, J -Dog.

I reckon I'm alright with my technique.Look at where you need to shoot.

I reckon I'm alright with my technique.And then just like kick it into that small space that you can see.Better, better.Why do you keep doing that?The ground's not going to bite you.It looks like you're in immense pain when you kick it.

It looks like literally the ground's got coronavirus.

This is no way to represent Team Harry.This is disgraceful.Oh my God.He's done it again.What is this technique?Jamie, why do you keep jumping like the ball's giving you grief?

Wait, Jamie, have you got one more?

Yeah.So I'll do one in training.

All right, Stamps, go on.Go on, Stamps.

He's going to aura farm me like this.

He is, he is.

If I do, it'll be for good reason.

Stampy really said, I can't watch you do this anymore.Lads, just to confirm, this is a genuine attempt for Julian Stamps.Stampy will win it.

Oh my god, them cleaners, please.Them trainers are so clean.Don't mess them up.

OK, now you're going to put white socks on the floor.

Yeah, white socks are worse.

Imagine ruining your trainers.Stamps, you got this.What are you doing?It's a social experiment.Manasaurus.Sudden death it is.

Wow.He steps up, Lee.You're gay as well, like, upon review, you're probably the gayest.I'll be honest, we might as well just shut up.

and go inside because there is not a chance he does this.

Jamie, you're in the middle of the ocean.Has he got armbands on?

How?Bro's playing rugby.Do you know why I can say it?Because I'm that bad as well and you have somehow managed to do worse than me. I had five shots, you had six.

I only shot five shots.What are you on about?

Tom, would you sign off on him having one more shot?

Go on.

Mate, you can have another ten shots.

I swear to God, if he does it here, if he does it in sliders first.Just shut the whole thing down right now.

Mate, that is embarrassing.He had an extra shot than me, but it's all good.I'll spin anyway.It's what a people's champ does.

He's actually Harry on zero, Ken. I mean, it's a bit of an interesting wheel spin, isn't it?Because he is, by definition, playing anyway.

Unless, obviously, Jamie would have played that game, you know?So like, oh, Stampy plays this one.Congratulations.

Congratulations.It's funny how it works, isn't it?It actually was my turn up next, but I guess we're just going to have another win from Stampy.

Yeah, by the way, they had just agreed that Stampy doesn't play because he's hungry.Jamie's there like, Stampy plays.

Yeah!

You're now going to have to wait.You're going to have to play first.I reckon we make him play whilst he's starving.Do you know what I mean?Give him a bit of a challenge.

Challenge him.

A bit of dominoes, yeah?Would you love that right now?You ain't having it.He would love it, wouldn't he?Charge.Joe what?

Stan B already did enough damage.I don't need to talk.

You know what?Let's be positive.I'm going to go in there, I'm going to get a rage quit, and then I'm going to go eat.

And then I'm going to lose the next one.Spin the wheel, spin the wheel.Okay, let's go.

Gain some control.

Bang, 2 -0.Catch you on the counter, lad.All right, boys, my pack for winning the football challenge, and that actually felt very justified, ladies and gentlemen.It's purple, it's cam, it's rubbish.However, I actually think this is firm in, it's not rubbish, it's just slightly, ever so slightly garbage.We'll take it though, boys.

It's another player to add to the squad, another super sub.Bash.

3 -0 up again.

No, don't, bro.We saw what happened last time when we said something.

We're going to win the month.

What's the science behind, like, it feels like I'll experience less pain if my hood's up.

Funny old thing, the human brain.

I'm going to Google it.Putting your hood up helps relieve a toothache because the pressure and warmth distract your brain and reduce sensitivity.This is a natural reaction known as the gate control theory of pain.You're kidding.No.Wow.

I knew it was something because I wouldn't be doing it randomly because I never put my hood up.

We are back.We are back.

Come on, the boy.Shoots, yeah.Come on, Furman.

Shuri, did you just get Furman?Yeah, lad.He's already, you know.Well, lads, I've just been nicely informed that I could very, very nearly lose the month this early on in the week, which is absolutely sound.It's just so great to know.I'm just doing the be involved.

I've got the be involved trophy this week.

I love a 2 -0 rage quit.I do love playing away.I'm getting a free win.Yes.It's good.I never thought I'd see the day.

Tom.Yeah.Do you want to hear some even better news?What?That officially means you've not lost the month.Come on, man.

Congratulations, bro.Here's nothing.And I'm also 3 -1 winner in this game, chaps.And that officially confirms that I can't win the month.

Ah, Vivica kick it off.

That's unbelievable play.Well done, you.Pat on the back.

Oh, wow.He's done well with that.2 -1 down.This guy might be the first good player I played in a long time.

You're onside, Godfrey.Just like Giamotto, chaps.Boo to the yeah.

Oh, Rafinha doesn't mind.You can't jump in like that, mate.You're an idiot.

Godfrey, it's three to the good, chaps.

Don't lose, Tom.Team Harry's only two behind.

You know what?

Somehow he's three -two up suddenly, but I'm just not having it.Just scoring goals like that is satisfying for me.

Crazy, crazy piece of play, boys.Boys.It's just far too easy, fellas.It's far too easy and we're 8 -0.

All right, boys, I'm back.My first full game incoming.Oh, God.I can already see it.Go Driven!Bye!

come on no no no no head up head up bang dude dude right you see that that is whale that defendant is yours i'm almost embarrassed to have my name affiliated with someone like i'm playing in the same house as that right you don't miss that one more there we go see look better come on you're better than that nice Right, now don't let it go extra time, just beat him.

Please, just beat him.

My eyes actually can't take another 30 minutes of this.Do not go extra time against him.Guys, on YouTube, you've got a right good deal here, you know, watching this kind of gameplay.Stamps, Stamps.He's done it!He's done it, he was 3 -1 down and he's just gone 4 -3 up.

He was 3 -1 down and genuinely playing so bad.Who are you shushing?

I was supporting you.

Mate, you're literally Tony G'day, you want to give it a second ear?Tony G'day.

He's not going to concede.He's not going to concede.

He can't.

Why is that funny?

Did I just look like such a panic?All you had to do was head it back to the goalie and just stand there and kick it long and then it was game over.

Bang!

Come on.

Straight into the next one.Come on.Yes.He's only 7 and 0.

Oh my god.

That's what I mean.Oh my god.

How many have you played?

Me and Shorty finished 45 minutes ago.We both had 8 and 0.Come on Stamps, you're up.

Oh my god, here we go.Oh, he might be on the way.for the challenge.Is it dumb or is it dumber?Stamps.Stamps.

Just lose the game, quit the game, then put Jamie on the wheel for the challenge.That'll be class.

Oh my god, it's three.It's three, bro.Oh, I knew they were going to get unstuck at one point.And today it's now 7 -0.That's where the skill comes in, do you know what I mean?That's where the levels to the game, that's where the pros to the casuals.

Stampy, not even a rage bait question, do you have a cut -off point where you go like, oh I'm just going to leave this one, like normally?Is it four?See he thinks I'm violating, he thinks I'm violating.

That's just genuine, what about you Jamie?

Because like for me I don't have one.Jamie, do you have a cut -off point?Like I'd never quit because I'm just too good.If you're 5 -0 down, 40 minutes, do you quit?No.I can't come back from 6 -0 down that long.

Six, yeah, I would go.

6 by the 60th, I'd start looking at it.Stamps got one back.Go on Stampy.Well done lad.

Marcus Stampy.Hello Stamps.Hello.Looks dangerously close to the odds.It's a pen isn't it?Oh no.

Who's the net gonna...

Oh dear.Who's the net gonna board?

You should probably dive.

I wouldn't stand still for a pen Stamps.Stamps, just letting you know, we're recording a video, you are allowed to talk.

Like voice, voice box, you heard of it?Has anyone got the remote to unmute him?I don't know, something's happened here.Something's happened hasn't it?Stamps bro, we actually do want you to speak, okay?I wouldn't blame you for not talking after that.

Yeah.

Sometimes it's better to just get your head down.

You want some granola to take the pain away?A borehole scoop of the box like that is a biogear.Mate, it's an absolute decimation.

Mate, I know he's 7 and 0, but surely he's used to that, isn't he?Oh, Stamps.Do you know what?I feel sorry for you, Stamps.When you lose at home, it's not broadcasted to 200 ,000 people.200 ,000 people have just seen you.

Bro, shut up.bro.Give it a rest, bro.You have to shut up, bro.

What?Oh my god.I'm just saying.Bro, shut up.If my predictions are correct, 200 ,000 people would have just seen that, haven't you?Just pass on some information.

If you don't want stats, then just tell me.Stampy, how long has it been since you've been playing, bro?My family wouldn't let me back in if I conceded like that.YouTube shorts.Pen, pen.

Let's go, boys.

You have to go bottom left, though, surely.

Sympathy, Ben.

He's got to go bottom left.Yes!Come on.Come on, Sam.Oh, that was in the 90s.

I was pretty good at this.

Right, not sure if you guys are familiar with the rules, because it's his first time playing.When you lose a game, you have to spin the wheel.

Yes.It's just located on the third floor of this house.

Yeah, you know all about that, don't you?Hey!

Who have you got?You've got Rafinha.Yeah, but he's my captain.He's blocked.Can't have him.Why are you eyeing that up?

You haven't even got green yet.Yeah, I know.

I was such a smooth spinner, bro.He was already practising.Bro, it's green!It's green!It's clean sheet!Oh my god, it's clean sheet.

If you guys are unfamiliar...Oh my god, bro didn't even change the colour.Bro, I have one job.See?Wait, can you put it blue here?What's the password?

What's the password?Oh my god.

Bro, I got too lost in the wheelspin.

Wait, let me do it for a fact.No.No.No, please.No.

Oh, it's clean sheet!Oh my clean sheet!I can't believe it.It's clean sheet.It's clean sheet.It's thumbnail faces.

Sorry.Anyway, I know you're unfamiliar with it.Obviously, first time you guys play it, you have to keep a clean sheet.As soon as you concede, you have to leave the game and quit.You've lost, so...

It's in -game challenge time, which today means it's time to make Diego Simeone proud.You get one point for every yellow card received in the game and three points for every red card.If it's a second yellow, only the red card counts for points, not both.Whoever gets the most wins a Tots pack, and whoever gets the least is spinning that wheel.

Obviously, I'm just going to have to go for the car.Do I even go for...

Let's aim for that, and then if we miss it...

Just go for as many red cards as possible, because they might try and win the game.

Exactly, then we've still got loads of cards anyway, so we won't get a double.

We'll go for Strictly Reds.Bro.Strictly Reds.

Alright, let's go.3, 2, 1, play!Bang.Good start.Great start.Come on.

Great start.

Early one, early one, there we go.We have a yellow for Costa, good start.And then a yellow for Firmin, although I've given a free kick away in an awful position there.Yes, yellow number one!

Come on!

I'm taking a red, I'm taking a red.No, I'm not.Tried that as well, boys, but I bottled it.

Duff, what do you want me to do, bro?Just not look?What?

What?Rafinha, there's the equaliser.Rafinha, goal in a yellow card.Leading by example.

Yes, that's a yellow.Ref, ref, I'm disgusting.Yes, good work, good work, good work, good work.

Good foul, that's a yellow.I mean, I've conceded, but I'm pretty sure Akelucci just got a yellow.Yes, ref, another yellow.I'm ticking them off, lads.I'm ticking them off.That's got to be a yellow for the striker.

That's five yellows in 15 minutes.

What a tackle that is.Nice.Firmin, yellow card, signed, sealed and delivered.That's number three.Is that number four?Koufal, dirty.

Come on.

So easy.

2 -2, 25 minutes, five yellows, decent.

We lost the challenge but we didn't get the loss.We didn't get the loss.Come on!We have another chance to spin green.

Come on!

We're good.We're good.

Bring him.Yeah, Seralho.Get involved.Get involved.

No, why did you just pull that?Oh my god.No, don't get the red.Don't get the red.Yeah, red's not worth it.Red's not worth it.

Red's not worth it.Not right now.Not on a full.Not on a centre back.I'm very glad that I made that decision.

Yes, there's another one.

Red card.Red card.Red card.Who's that for?Right.

What's he doing?Why is he stopping it for a yellow?

Red?Red?

Come on!Oh my god, you scared the hell out of me!Oh my god, you scared the crap out of me!What's the update?Right, cool.So, we were in a clean sheet game by in -game challenge that, um...

The most, like, yellow cards or reds, depending on the points.

And instead, we got a 3 -0 Rage Quit.So we lost the challenge.

I just sussed it out, I thought it was not that good, I'm just gonna have to go for the win, not the yellows.And we got the rage quit.

So now we're going to go and spin green.And then we're going to go and take the top of the spilt.

We're not out of this just yet.

That's the plan.

We're not out of this just yet.

In trouble now?I mean, I think I've beat you, Stampy.But you're the real winner for coming through that wheelspin.That must feel good, though.It weren't me, bro.I didn't do anything.

Jamie played that entire game, bro.

Oh, it doesn't even say that.Respect my teammate, bro.Come on.

Oh no, no!That's two.Oh, I've got two red cards.I can't resist.I can't resist when I'm doing a red card challenge, lads.Oh, bro, that's like offering me some dairy milk buttons, bro.

Virtually whole team's on a booking and he's now 3 -2 up.But sure, he's also down to nine.

Burger.Right, lads, 4 -2 up, two red cards.Let me get a yellow with the striker now.And we're actually genuinely talking cash.

Tom, how are you getting on?I've had nine bookings and one red.

Are you taking the piss?What?Have you actually?What do you mean?Because you're annoying me that you're doing that well.I don't think I've ever made a reaction like that.

Yellow card me.Yellow card me, ref.Yellow card me, ref.Penalty to the opposition.Yellow card me.He's not going to yellow card me, is he?

What a waste of time.What a waste of time.I didn't even get a yellow, lads.

Good goal.I am playing out

Yes!Red card or not?Oh, it's a red.I've got three red cards.I mean, sure, you're going to win the challenge.Hold on, mate.

I've got three reds here.

But what are you doing?I'm having fun.

Why has he got three reds in a little triad?The thing is, there's no way he leaves after this goal because I've got three red cards.There's no way he leaves because he's obviously just there like this guy's an absolute muppet.Yellow card, ref.Yellow card.Yellow card.

Obviously a yellow card.Two yellows.There's got to be two yellows in there.Ref, show me a card.Yes.Yes.

Who's that now?Where's he going?Where's he going?Where's he going?You were right and I was wrong.

Shoot!

Yes!

What a goal, man.Ice cold.See ya, there's one.Right, two reds.Good yellow.

No, he's going to give me a red.Oh shit, I'm up two goals but I've got four reds.Wait, what's the score?

I'm off as well.I've got three now.I've got three.This is descending into chaos.Don't tell him.It's Rafinha.

Right, I'm now down to eight, man. I think Shuri's down to seven.Shuri?

Yeah.

Do you ever think we might have made a mistake doing this?

Yeah, I'm a bit concerned.Same.I've got four reds, lads.What's your score?Wait, five reds genuinely abandons it.I need to be really careful here.

Have you maxed out your red cards?You can't get another one.

No.No, I don't believe it.I've messed up.I've messed up.I've done it again, lads.I've done this stupid thing where I get overconfident.

Go on.Go on.Oh, my God.

Yes!

Come on, mate.I can't keep it.He's sure he's 6 -5 up.We're 7.How is he doing it?

Why have you turned into Superman all of a sudden, fella?What are you doing?I don't believe it.He scored.It's 6 -0.

You have to win that.Goal.He's on in there.It's over.Too many options.Oh my god, Hoyland.

Oh my god.Oh my god.Rush, rush.He's in 6 -7.

Yeah.Bro.This is rigged, bro.This is rigged.

He didn't go in.This is actually rigged.It's not so bad.Not after that.Not after that.

Akuluchi.Yeah.How is that?How is that?

Who's won here?Who's won?No, I'm actually gonna be fuming factory.He's got three reds.Five, eight, 11, 12, 13, 16 points, mate.

What happened to yours?He's got last second as well.

I scored last second, seven, six, with four red cards.I had three and I scored.Yeah, you're not on my level.How many yellows did you get?I got 16 points.

16. I've had three reds, that's nine, yeah?Yeah.And then 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16,17. What?Chill out.How?

You just included that yellow card.

Chill out.

Wait, is it 16?

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 10, 30,16. You're so busy, bro.What did you get, 16?Yeah.

Oh, wow.Tiebreaker time it is.How do we do that?

Who got the most red?

Me.Him.Yeah.Well, you decided that's the tiebreaker, eh?It's probably the only...

Oh, you can't really tie into another game, yeah.Mate, he got four reds.Do you know what?I would have done it, but I conceded.I had three and then it went 5 -5 and I panicked.

I just scored at 6 -0 with four red cards.That's it.Stampy's playing his full spin.He's greened it.He's greened it.Oh, my God.

Welcome back, boys.

Have a look.fun lunch.I mean to be fair, Jamie, it was so easy, wasn't it?

It was 3 -0 race clear.Going perfectly.Sorry.Going perfectly.Game's over quick either way, isn't it?The wheel is weighted, by the way.

Job's not finished.

You know what the best part is, Stampy, about clean sheet?Is that there's actually no expectations.Everyone expects you to lose on clean sheet.Oh my god.Dude, you're unreal.What the hell did I just see?

What's the point?I don't think I've actually seen your gameplay properly.Wow.It's very unlucky.

Bro, bro.What's the point, bro?What's the point?It's very, very unlucky.What's the point, bro?What's the point?

Let's just get it done.I say, do we need witnesses at the wheel?Can we just...Oh no, never mind.They're here already.Did you just get a kick off?

No.I smirked him, missed, like...Off target shot, precision shooting, panicked, and then he's playing 4 -4 -2, one through ball, done, bro.I'm a sucker, bro.Oi, it's a ruthless game.Oi, that will is ruthless, yeah?

I'm a sucker, bro.In most games I play, bro, I concede first anyway, so...Sorry.I stand behind telling you, clean sheet is stupid, though.

Clean sheet is stupid.He said he had one chance, missed it, got first time through ball, straight in, see ya.Oh, I've matched TJ again!Oi, Tom!He messes me, saying he's coming for you!Mate!

The guy is so unemployed.Why is he playing me again?

Oh, I'm 2 -0 down.

Red card, red card in each half before you can score.

I understand the Shawry, like, breakdowns.No, I really, like, I really get it.I really get it.Maybe I should apologise.Hi, Shawry.Hello, Stamps.

I'd like to formally apologise...Yes?..for everything that's happened today.Thanks, Stampy.Well, you don't need to, it's all right, mate.

Games are a game and all that.I hope that my comments didn't upset you.I was in a state of blind rage.

Brother...Brother, listen, the game is in fact the game.Just like this, when I score on my opposition, the game's the game.Do you know what I'm saying?Are you playing a sweat?Con player TJ, yeah.

He knows I've got higher than goal.I like this guy, bro!He banged me last week and I've beaten him the week before.I think it's three weeks in a row we've matched.

Jamie, what is he doing?What are you doing, you daft...

Shoot!Yes, come on.Come on, come on, come on.A mug, mate.He's a mug.

That's what he is. I don't like that you celebrated before the ball hit the back of the net.I don't like that.I'm high in confidence right now.I don't like that.

I don't like that.Obviously that goes in.I've got no goalkeeper, bro.Yeah, just keep shooting, mate, because I've got no goalkeeper!You liked that.I know you did.

I know you liked that, Jumodo.I saw the way you licked your lip.Don't shoot.

Yeah, of course.Kick off again.mate, you're miles off it.I've literally got Hoyland in goal and you haven't even scored.Wait, are you getting a bit nervous?Yeah, are you getting a bit nervous?

Because you're going to go on Hashtag House again.And I'm literally...Wait, you need to mark Rafinha, by the way.Oh, you've been on holiday, have you?Yeah, I've seen it on Instagram, posing like some idiot.No, no.

Yeah, it's goal time, yeah.Yeah, I've tried, I've tried, I've tried.There's only so much we can do sometimes, boys.Joel, actually, that was bad defending.I shouldn't have done that.Well played, lad.

And just like that, I lose.Just like that, I lose.That's how I lose.

He's on fire.Yeah, we're on.It's goal time.It's goal time.Thank you.

You're right, Stacks.

This is my issue.The floodgates are open.

All that hard work you're doing.Oh, yes.That's it.You can't get anywhere near me.TJ's got him, bro.

Come on, dude.You're a pro.

Did you pause that?Yeah, I did.

Chat's gone because you both went silent.

Bro, the game's not over, bro.You've got 30 minutes, bro.

I'm milking it.I'm like Anders at lunch, you know what I mean?He only scores, he scores it.

All that we said at the start of the day, yeah, is that we do not lose today.

Oh yeah, that's fine bro.We're good man, we're good.

Yeah, go ask the most ridiculous!No, you don't!

Hey, go on, carry on.Carry on playing the silly arse, you know what I mean?I'm miles ahead, Jamie!Tom, we're trying to play weekend league, bro.

Hey, Mark McCade, Mark McCade, told you.We're trying to play weekend league, bro.Stop being so boring.

Mate, miles off it.Get a poster of me in your room because I am your father.Stop vaping as well, mate.What are you doing?Put the vape down.Oi!

That ain't going to help you here, bud.Hey, TJ, Mark Accolucci, look, I'm creative running.Why are you not marking him, man?I told you to mark him.Because when I did the creative run, I was going to bring him back in.TJ, I told you if I do the creative run, you need to mark Akaluji because I can't pass it anywhere else.

You don't listen to me.And then you wonder why you can't make it pro.Oi!

You...Oi!You're such a...You're actually such a...I think he might have stopped playing, mate.

Yes, man!Come on!I just beat you with Rasmus Hoyland in goal.That's Rasmus to you, yeah?Bruno!Get in!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, nah, nah.He's up against you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's 7 -2 now and I just beat you with Rasmus Hoyland in goal.TJ, Bru...Wait, Bruno Kimuric.My Rasmus Hoyland in goal.Are you not embarrassed?With five to go, I have basically won the month.

Congratulations, mate.Now we're seeing, can Stampy and Jamie beat you?This isn't my first wheel spin of the week.No.

I spun in the first game, didn't I?Yeah.Absolute knob.

Right.Are we going to see a greenie -bo -beanie?Please, just green me up.Oh.Oh.Stampy.

Stampy.That's calm.You must now swear by the wheel of...Please stand here.Please stand at the wheel.Hand on the centre of the wheel.

You must now swear... as if you're in court.Now, I don't know what they say, so you're gonna have to make something up.

I, Marcus.No, seriously.Oh my God, that wasn't even on purpose.It's just because it, genuinely.Stamps, I'm not even baiting you there.Sure.

I, Stamps, hand on the.

I, Marcus Stamp, solemnly swear that I will take all rules of the hashtag house wheel seriously with 100 % effort.And swear to tell the truth.And swear to tell the truth.And nothing but the whole truth.The whole truth and nothing but the truth.Thanks, Shuri.

And you must now promise to play on the wheel with 100 % effort.I just did that.

You're looking kind of sexy today, though.I don't think I am.Akelucci, 1 -0.I'm not going to lie, Shuri, just come back to me when I get 15, you know what I mean?This is inevitable.

To leave the room.

I'm going to go watch Stampy play, then.Guys, all right, you know, boys, I might have to lock in again.

Margie.Yeah, I don't think I can be this picky.Good challenge, Xhaka.Come on, give me a red, give me a red, give me a red.Good.Give me a red, give me a red with her.

I'd rather her on a red.It's another yellow.It's a red, okay, I can score.All right, red card achieved.

Bro, how do people just shoot from anywhere and it goes in?

No, because you've got to remember with me, I don't have a goalkeeper.

That happens all game long, bro.

Marcus, Stampy in the building.Sorry, Stampy in the building.

Holt on the finesse.Holt.No!

Holt on the finesse.Goal!Come on, Stampy!

Yeah, there we go, lads.This is easy, easy stuff up here.I'm locked in.Two 15s in two weeks.

So long, so long.

Go.Across.Xhaka.Goal!

Yeah, look, he's not shooting early goals, that's nice.

Oh my God, will you get on your bike, bro?You're just standing flipping still.Right.Bro, you're just standing still, bro.

Like, we've got the ball.Oh my God, he's got red...Put the **** off, bro.He's got red De Mornay as well.Go.Shoot.

Goalazo!

No, I might throw this away.Because I keep forgetting I've got Hoyland in goal.

Go on.I'm actually, like this month for me has been, it's been horrible.

Oh my God, I've thrown it away.I was 4 -1 up.Thank you, Akuluchi.What the hell just happened?What am I doing?

Keep trusting yourself, bro.You'll win this.Every time, you just give it away so easily.I actually can't be arsed, bro.Every time I get the ball off of him, it just gives it back.He's got 96 for $1 as well.

Like, who even is that?

He's gonna score.I can't stop him.Lads, I was 4 -1 up.I'm losing 6 -5.

The whole game's a mess, bro.I got the ball, bro.

Mate, no keeper is so jarring, bro.I'm telling you, lads, it's the stupidest thing ever.

Got too cocky.At 4 -1 I said it's game over and I'm getting 15.I've just given him the win.Unbelievable.I was 4 -1 up.I literally looked at the camera and went, oh yeah, easy 15, just stop playing.

I saw Arsenal had won and I just literally just stopped playing.Ah, that was it, was it?Just stopped playing.Yeah, by the time I started playing I was 6 -5 down.Because the guy actually thinks he's sick.He actually thinks he's lit, bro.

You're awful.

Bro, Domorne is winning headers at the back stick, bro.It doesn't make sense.

Save yourself the headache, mate.

Get out of there.

Happy National Scavenger Hunt Day to all those who celebrate.Yes, it's actually today.So it's time to celebrate in style.FC Point tokens have been hidden around the room.Whoever can find the most in two minutes wins the challenge and will receive a Tots pack.Whilst the loser, you guessed it, will be spinning that wheel.

I'm going to start the timer in three, two, one, go.

Bang.There's one.There's two.See you later.There's two.

Jamie, do you want me to tell you where they are?

Where, where, where?

Three.Four.Where is Shory finding all these?Five.Yo, where's he finding all of them?Mate, I forgot I got laser vision these days.

Dude, what's going on?Where are they?I thought he hid heaps.What's going on?

I thought he was in someone's dominoes.Under the hole -y.Under the hole -y.Six.

Seven.How?Shorie, where?How?What?Eight.

Nine.Dude, calm down.Got that.Oi, I'm not going to lose, I don't think.Time, Rev. Time.

Twelve.Oi, oi, oi, oi.Play fair.Play fair.I was just distracting you, right?Pick it up there.

What are you doing?Play fair.Calm down.I found that, you know I did.Stamps, what are you saying on the timer, brother?15 seconds.

Oh, mate, I'm having a stinker and a howler.

We might have found the one, we don't even know.Five, four...If he beats me by one.

Zero.I just got one at the end.Oi, that's time.No, that's zero on zero.First place, I'm just going to come forward.

One, two...He's definitely won.Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.10, 11, 12, 13.13, yeah.

Come on team Harry, let's go.One, let's do it at the same time, go on.

No, it's a bit complicated I think.No it's not, no it's not.I haven't counted, I actually don't know.I don't know.No, put them down at the same time, so go one, two.

Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

We've drawn haven't we?Boys, this is the tiebreaker, yeah?No timer.The first person to find one wins.I'm already on the wheel.Simple as that.

Have you on the wheel?You're not?No.Come on, mate.I'm going to count you in, yeah?You ready?

You know what?If I actually lose this, I'm on a double wheel spin, and he's on no wheel spin, and you two are actually playing, right?

We're walking at the same time with our eyes closed.

No, I'll let you go slightly in front.Really?Yeah, yeah, yeah.

OK. I'm going to count you in.Three, two, one, go.

Oh, none of these count, by the way.

Yeah!Double wheel spin, Team Harry.

Oi, I'm in trouble here.How am I in trouble?I was literally just going to get an easy 15.I don't even want to look for the others.It's going to stress me out.Problematic, that.

Very problematic.I'm pretty sure, was that one from the original round?Potentially, yeah.

Not even hidden.Oi, let's get to the wheel.Got no goalkeeper, what can we do?Yeah.I've also got another pack.You're defo, defo, defo, defo spinning one.

All four challengers won.

Here he goes.Is it Jamie?Is it Stampy?Green me up, Scuddy.It's Jamie.I just knew, and I can actually guarantee that this is going to be Stampy for me.

Well, I've got double wheels.If you get Jamie as well, we're just calling it Stampy.The chances are, look.What?This is going to be, yes, double.

I told you.Right, what did I say?

We're calling it Stampy.The wheel is weighted.Now, do you want to get it done?You might as well just play now.Is that Jamie clean sheet?Yeah, you might as well just get it done.

I've only won one clean sheet today, though.I've got you.Mate, you might as well.And then I'll win for you as well.Go on.

Shall I wait here?No, go on.Go get it done.

What are you doing?

Jamie any words of advice you play I actually know that you're not like this is a really weird juxtaposition to being everyone's gonnathink, oh, he's just going to throw it.Obviously, he swore by the will, so he's not allowed to do that.And secondly, at 10 and 1 with no goalkeeper, I genuinely think it would be a miracle if you did this.You tried.

Lol.

That's got to count for something.Wouldn't mind a green.You're on a spiral, aren't you?Yeah.Spiral's coming here.I don't like this.

This is what happens.You lose one game, especially at that ELO.That's not green either.He's at spiral street.Oh, that's purple.Yes.

Is that the couch?Blues La Masia, innit?Yeah.I'm laying down.Mmm.Mmm.

I don't know how I feel about laying down.Thank you.Go on.Go on.Go on.Early thoughts before getting into a game.

He's very comfortable.Don't know if he's optimal for playing, though.

Bang.Thank you.Go on, end that little early rage quit.Go on.11 minutes in.Bang.

Thank you very much.Redemption.

Firm in on the finesse.Come on.

Boom.

Okay, I'm 1 -0 down.That's not great.The way that he's locking in here is just class.You're such a banger.

Mate, do you know what's crazy?Like how good my muscle memory is, do you know what I mean?Like I can just see the screen slightly and my muscles just know what to do.

You were in the other way, you didn't need to do that.

Oi, respect me.Barcelona, go, go, Holt, Holt on the field!it's four, come on!

Good start, bro, good start.

Is that a goal?It's funny, isn't it?We've not only made distance, but now we have to lay down and do it.

Why, man?Great goal.

Holt on the finesse, it's a goal!They've got to be gone!

Stampy, stop biting, man!They're so amateur, bro!I'm blocking every passing lane, what am I doing?

I was actually in again, you little...You're getting to me here.Stop doing that.Sorry, but I didn't mean to do that.Oi, how are you winning?Mate, what are you doing?

Oh, you can't play like that.Oi, Shorty, come on, man.Come on, I'm out.This is...What?

Do you want to piss me off?It's like, I actually need to win this to win the month, yeah?

I need to win this to win the month.But, like, you can't...I'm joking, I'm joking.

You can't...

Oh, God, here we go.Yeah, this is just Shorty's doing.I can't believe it.I can't believe that I'm now going to lose.because that dickweed couldn't just leave me alone for two minutes.

Bro, I'm so f***ing s***, man.Oh my God.

Oh, he scored again.It's just stupid, Shuri.Right, lads, I was meant to open this last round.I messed up, so I'm opening it now.

Who am I getting?

Cam, Spanish,Yeah, it's just definitely a duplicate, lads.It's just definitely a duplicate.Just chalk it all off.Do you know what?Just pretend that that didn't exist.

It's Jamie, bro.I can't.He's playing free at the back, man.

Oh, you know what, mate?Just well done.Congratulations.

Side is off.Good offside trap.It's got to be off line, eh?

Yeah, you said team pre...You're an awful, awful, awful coach.

Crazy goal.

I'm back.

Outrageous.Outrageous!A green basically seals me.Basically.It's all I need.Just one time for the one time.

You're really going to keep making me play this game, bro?Oh my gosh.We won.Probably me.Should I give it like an aggressive spin?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.Let your anger out.

Feel good.We'll see.

Ooh.Red card.1 -0 down.This is going to be a long game.Crazy.

Good, good.That's got to be a red card.Send me off!

Yeah, that's the other problem, by the way.If they shoot, they probably score.

No, Jamie, you idiot.Yes, OK.Red card, come on!I can win this, come on!Go, Holt.Go, Holt.

Oh, Penn!Come on!Send him off!OK, GC, I would love to do it for you, but they might know Harry.They've gone bottom left.Goal!

I'm glad you found your shoot button.

I've choked it.I've choked it.No!Man, not the back -to -back!Yeah.

Go on.You're on.Holt!Holt, yes, come on!

Nope, nope, just concede instead.

No, man.Go on, come on, come on!

You're gonna need another before the half.

Go on, come on!Oh my God.

Oh my God, Holt, you're the best player in the game, potentially.

Oh, you know what, Sams, just do yourself a favour, mate.Do yourself a favour.That's the problem.You can't score from there normally, do you know what I mean?

It's a good goal.I'm actually playing someone sick here, I'm not gonna lie.Oh my God, you're so crazy.But mate, I've not got a goalkeeper!This is what I mean, bro!Nah, do you know what?

F*** this off.I'm not playing anymore.

You definitely don't need it for extra time.Okay.Okay, he's got one anyway.

Okay, okay, okay.Extra time.

It's decent to be a defender right there.

I actually could have won by not scoring.

Yeah, well just leaving it.Yeah, I would have won.

What's this guy doing?Just ferreting around.Just kick the ball in the goal.Yeah, it had to come.It had to come.Good AI defending, mate.

Do not touch those centre backs.Yeah, do not, you know.Look at him.To be fair, it's kind of embarrassing, though.Like, the guys need to play nine men.The game we play is absolutely embarrassing.

It's embarrassing.

Yes!Come on!Come on!Come on!It's not over yet.It's not over yet.

There's something about this room.Come on.Oi!It's inevitable in this room.Oi!

Oi!Well done, G. Well done.Right, head on, head on.Bro, you can win it still.You can win it.

I'm watching the biggest idiot of all time.This is what I'm saying.Please.Oh my god!

Oh my god, he's still got a chance.Please!

To win it for me, please!Come on bro!When the pressure's on, who does it?Jamie, come on!Jamie, Jamie, Jamie!Give up, give up, give up!

Yes, shoot!Yes!Oh my god!

Oh my god!

You were so ready to celebrate!Oh my god!Oh my god.

Why is he not diving?First one, you don't stay middle for that.It's inevitable, Tom.They're winning this year.Yeah, you know, some things are just made to happen.Some things are just made to happen.

He's miles off hitting goal, here he is.He's not even getting close.

Give him a chance, he's missed two.

No, but he hasn't stepped for either of them.Nah, I agree with you.

Yeah, he's done it.

I can't believe it.I'm going to have to go on the wheel.Same to be fair.Look, he doesn't know where he's at.I don't think this guy knows how to dive top corner.He dives so late, yeah, and he dives late as well.

Yes!Come on!I don't believe it.Come on!How has he done that?How on earth has he done that?

GC, bottom left.It's over, come on!One more!One more!Wait, we're back!We're back!