$9 oil change ended like THIS. #shorts

So, the cheap oil change, $9.95. That's all I need. Nothing else. Don't try and upcharge me on some bullshit like a fucking air filter or a goddamn moonroof or anything like that. Just the oil change.

Okay. Is that your blue Hyundai out there?

Yeah.

It's smoking.

Yeah, man. It needs oil.

Okay?

Okay. Grab a seat, preferably as far away.

Maybe if you want to wait outside, it's nice weather. Look, your inspection's gonna be due soon. You got a taillight out. You're never gonna fucking pass that.

Just change the oil.

I saw the pills in the car. You can get pulled over for not having a taillight, dude. Imagine that.

That'll be $2.50 total.

I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick.

Oh, fuck.

You need me to Dave and Buster's gift card?

What the fuck? Well, how much money are we down now? Negative 425. Jesus. Hey.

Excuse you, ma'am!

Fuck, we lost her again. Fuck, we lost her again.

My goodness! That sign's gotta come down!