A Christmas Story…

Do you wanna know why all things are okay, chat? Do you wanna know? Do you really wanna know why all things are okay. Because it's spooky time! You best get you a diaper, you old baby, because it's spooky time up in here!

Yeah! Spooky time! Yeah! Spooky time! You better believe it. You better believe it!

It's spooky time.

I played a game by this dev before and it was slop and I quit it in 10 minutes because of some stupid puzzle but maybe this will be different because it looks good who knows. Oh GG.

Oh GG. You know what I mean I mean come on. It's over. Name of this game is... Christmas Story! Miss Chicken with the five gifted, thank you Miss Chicken with the five gifted!

Christmas Story! Yeah! story yeah I'm gonna go get a drink. Game of the year. Hey. Hey.

Game of the year.

I mean, I mean, come on.

You know what I mean?

Yo, Millie with the five gifted.

Thank you.

Oh, Millie.

Oh, Millie.

Oh, Millie.

Oh, Millie with the five gifted, thank you. Oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie, oh Millie.

Let's try that again, shall we?

Um.

Okay.

Okay, let's try that again Christmas store

bro fishing Bro fishing? Bro I hear fishing! Yo mullet with the five, thank you!

What's going on?

Oh that's right, it's a Christmas story. That was cinematic, I messed with that right there! We gotta go home and light the stove. That's what he told us to do. Good, grandpa! I Am I playing his grandpa's a harvest of the area He's annoyed it feels so nice in the countryside during the winter Is this our crib right here? Can I get a marker can I get some yellow paint

Let me get a marker? Can I get some yellow paint? Let me get a giant flashing neon sign arrow of where to go real quick. Is this our crib? This is kind of cozy. I'm not going to lie. Is this my house? Chad, is this our house?

I don't think this is our house? I don't think this is our house or else it would have let me go in. Let me find out that was our house and I needed to go in there. Wait, maybe here? Through the side door? And there's snow tracks, yeah. 2025 gaming, baby. Okay, so this is not our crib. I can pretty much confirm that because I can't go in there. What's that, a well?

Oh, I got an achievement achievement I'm a trophy hunter We all know somebody that was like a achievement collector or like a trophy collector on PlayStation We all know we all know at least one person that was one of those nerds. They try to get a they try to get a No, you're not a nerd. That's actually respectable They try to get a platinum in every game that they played that has to be our house at the end of the road It has to be kind of scared out here. Not gonna lie. Well, somebody's trying to jump out at me kill me

The only platinum trophy that I ever got was the platinum trophy for Minecraft on the PlayStation 3. That's the only platinum trophy I ever got. I got the PlayStation 3 Minecraft platinum trophy. So did Catch Up With the five, thank you. It was really easy to, that's why I got it.

Console Minecraft Big Dog. This was like 2013. Tell me this is our house. I'm ready to get home. It's cold out here. It's giving schoolboy runaway vibes.

Tell me it's not.

What's wrong with consoles? I don't know. Ask that nerd.

Dude, I feel like I hear another set of footsteps.

I'm about to start tweaking up in here Console low-key better. Okay, you need to relax a little bit But for like the price, yeah, you're gonna get yeah, you're not gonna call it's not gonna cost you near as much. Okay.

This house kinda nice. He said light the stove, so let's do that. Fruit Loops with the five, thank you. Where the stove at? This the stove over here? No, that's one of the things that you wash clothes on. Okay.

Oh, this the stove, my my bad what am i talking about

we're out of firewood i guess we'll have to go out and chop some more gg at least we'll have a weapon we'll have an axe hey bro it's too dark and too cold to be doing this. Let's just stay in the house.

Man.

Wait, there's already wood right here. Let's just go burn it. Oh, it's not chopped. Oh no. Oh no. Chattanooga won't chop no firewood.

Okay here we go. Bro's four foot tall? Dude it's a kid.

No duh!

Wow that was smooth! Chat y'all feel like somebody watching us right now or something? I feel like something's watching us right now Well, I gotta go get some more I'll go get some more I don't know how much we need but Bigfoot imagine this does kind of remind me of that yeti game that we do not discuss what game don't worry about it don't know how to avoid I think that'll be enough for now

who's out there?

I'm getting in the crib, you got me messed up. I'm getting in the crib now. We're good. Where do you think our grandpa's at? Now you can light the stove. Oh, grandpa! What's wrong? You tired me out, grandson. I need to rest a bit. Grandpa, what about the Christmas tree?

I don't have the strength anymore. I'm too cold.

How about you set it up yourself?

I'll tell you a Christmas story.

No. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to strength Yes, I'm tired

Let you put it yourself, and I'll tell you a Christmas story

Okay, but first I'll put the food to warm up I don't know what that is we eat it heat that up real quick there we go meatloaf bro meatloaf is so good if you get a good meatloaf it is so good dude I love you guys got a little bit of the Christmas tree in the backyard I'll grab the axe and try to chop it down. Okay, this reminds me of one Christmas game we played last year. Y'all remember when we had to go... It was like a Christmas horror game, and I think we also had to cut down a Christmas tree or something like that. Maybe, I don't know. We're gonna come back inside.'s gonna be gone watch watch it happen

GG

You think that's the Christmas tree that we're cutting down right there. Oh No, it's back here. Man, I don't wanna be out here all by myself. Buddy, just chop it down. I don't think the door to this was open a second ago. Oh no, get me back in the crib. Keep the axe, don't even put the axe back, or do I have to? Nope, I'm keeping it. No! have Grandpa, are you dead? Oh, no, he's asleep, we're good

Where are we gonna put the tree? Up there, over here, maybe?

Yep

It remains only to decorate Alright

Let's decorate the tree.

Okay. Chad, I'm nervous, bruh.

Something bad about to happen, man. This probably about to be such a vibe. Oh my goodness, this is such a vibe. I don't know where it got the light from because it ain't hooked up to nothing. Grandpa, I got the Christmas tree hooked up. Man, that thing is bright too!

Grandpa!

Grandpa, I'm done, tell me a story now!

Ace with the five, thank you! Well...

Once upon a time on a cold Christmas night

Kaleda, Kaleda, open the gate

What, you think this is like we're playing as the grandpa now? I know this neighborhood

Life, man. Life.

He's telling us a Christmas story. Because it's the name of the game. I'm assuming we're playing as Grandpa. Why would he tell us a creepy story though that's not very

comforting I Like me some fireworks We're gonna go over here there's a light on over here, maybe I gotta go over here Life

Chief with the five, thank you. Okay. Dude, they even got different color light bulbs for the Christmas spirit. Tell me that ain't fire. Do I gotta go in here? Invite me to your New Year's table and your wishes will come true. That sounds like a curse.

I don't think we should do that.

Okay.

Do I not go in here? Alright.

Where am I going?

Where are we going? W snow sounds, yeah it is like some ASMR low key.

Check, y'all ever took just a walk at night during the snow before. Just a little walk. Just a walk out in the snow to get into the Christmas spirit. You can get into the Christmas spirit. Where am I supposed to go though for real? I feel like I'm lost.

Snow is cool for like the first hour or so, but once it starts melting, it's the worst thing ever. It's so bad after that. Like it really is. Like the night of a fresh like first snow it's kind of cool But after that it's like man. I just you know I

Just can't do it Do we don't have any friends or nothing what we doing out here Which house I'm supposed to go to? I'm assuming I gotta go to a house.

Hello?

Hey, this is why I quit the other game I played of yours, big dog, because you didn't give me any guidance or anything. Don't make me do it again, because this game has really good potential. Don't make me do it again.

Take the note.

Oh, you're right. Maybe I take the note. You have to take the note. You just saw somebody else type that, then you tried to take the credit. I know what you're trying to do. I know what you're trying to do.

Don't do that.

Don't, don't, don't try to take credit.

Hmm. Interesting.

Okay. Wow.

It was that simple, huh? Hmm, interesting. Did it save? Surely it saved. Do you think if I change it to full screen it'll it'll stop doing that

I think so Genius!

Please. Kalida, Kalida, open the gate.

Yes. We're good. WE'RE GOOD!

It's not screen tearing now, is it? Nope. Clean. We know what to do now, too's go that's great you know what W devs for putting a save in there thank you so much and we get to see the fireworks again Oh life. Oh life. We in that Christmas spirit. Yeah. Please don't be creepy in here.

Game crashes. Ha ha.

But for real though, please don't be creepy in here.

Oh life.

Oh life.

We in that Christmas spirit.

Yeah. Please don't be creepy in here.

Game crashes. Ha ha. But for real though, please don't be creepy in here. Oh life.

Oh life. in here game crashes but for real though please don't be creepy in here please don't be creepy and also please don't crash it crashed mom I don't Mom, dad, I'm home! Again, apparently, no one is at home. I'll throw my wallet out of my room and play some console games. It's cozy. What a screen doing that? Did the screen have waves in it on y'all's screen? Why is it doing that?

Joshie with the five V sync that did not fix it but if this isn't like a de habilitating thing though is it now this isn't something that's like that bad it's just something I was like okay I noticed it and it's okay Chad ain't you happy that it ain't creepy in here? Look at the bathroom.

Look at the kitchen. What's up with that?

What's up with that? Where is everybody at? Chat, where is everybody? Okay, this the washroom, that was the bathroom. Got it. washroom that was the bathroom got it I'm leaving every door open to this is so cozy oh my goodness okay this the little living room area is there

something on TV no it's a reflection of the Christmas tree it's you again oh is this my room no okay this must be our parents room there's a hat for us got some dad's cap he only wears it on Border Guard day? Border Guard? Wait, is he one of the officers from Contraband Police? Say it ain't so! There's always a light on in my room even during the day. I don't really know why.

But ever since I was little I've been afraid of the dark mom always lets me sleep with the light on I puts a cup of

water by my bed

That's very nice That is very nice I must say how nice Okay, let's put our backpack in here

Yep Yep.

What was that noise? Oh If mom and dad are gone, Himkos will take the dog. What was that? Where the console at?

Dad's already moved his armchair again. His royal spot. Year after year. Okay. Oh the food's already set out and everything! But where is everybody?

Where's everybody at?

I thought we was playing the console We not gonna play the console? I thought we was gonna do that Chat, where...

Things are a little too... My parents don't let me go in their room, so I don't come here very often. Huh. Accurate. I must say, I played that game, it was so scary. Oh my goodness. Do you remember this game? Oh My goodness this game was so scary. Lord have mercy Chad. Y'all remember I

Know y'all remember this game. It was so scary dude. It was a really good game too. Yep, we were in that abandoned school. It had a really bad jump scare in it too. Oh, game cartridge. Video game time! I think Zimka gave me a defective cartridge. Did you really just do that to me? Did you really just do that to me? Who's calling?

It better be our parents explaining where they at son we popped over to the neighbors to take a couple more chairs be right back don't touch the stuff on the table it's for the party your presence riddle where your I see. It's about the watch again. I have it hiding my gift?

Good job. Here's your next clue. Is that like a tub with towels in it? It's a little scavenger hunt! Okay! It's gotta be in here. Yes, it's right there. Easy.

You're almost there.

Take the laundry to my bedroom and you'll find the final clue there This is just a scheme to get me to do chores by the way That's all this is This is just a scheme to get me to do chores that's literally it Oh Christmas, dude It better be something good. Maybe it's a new video game.

Chat y'all think it's a new video game for Christmas.

It might be. I can't see anything.

The present is under the Christmas tree. But how did it get there? I looked before and I didn't see nothing. That's all it was by the way. That was literally all it was. It was a scheme to get me to do the laundry.

Or to get me to carry that in there. Watch it be a creepy doll or something. That haunts us. Oh my goodness it literally is. Okay it's not creepy I'm not gonna lie. This is not this is not creepy I like this!

Mom! I was wrong!

I think I remembered why I was afraid of the dark. I thought it was a dream.

I need to call my neighbors as soon as possible so that my parents come back soon. I should call the neighbors so my parents come back sooner. Oh my goodness. You gotta be kidding me. Everything was going so well. Everything was so peaceful. Everything was just good. And then this just had to happen, huh?

I am inconsolable Did nobody answer got a lighter W lighter though get me out of here I need to run to the neighbors. He hid in the closet. I'm bored. You invited me to the party yourself, right? The fact that the grandpa is telling that kid this story right now is insane. Remember this is a story that grandpa's telling. Where's our parents at? Buddy, I don't think it's safe to come out of there right now.

Can I leave?

We're old friends, so let's play. If you win again I'll leave, but if you lose I'll take your soul. That's crazy. That is crazy.

Really?

Now put the puzzle together. Is that like the cabinets? There's a picture of cabinets on there. So I guess I'm going to go to the kitchen. We're about to get jump scared so bad. I just know it.

Oh my goodness.

I'm about to puke.

I'm about to puke. I can't do this. It's too dark. Please don't. This is the bathroom, not the kitchen. Oh my goodness, I went the wrong,

or not the, that was the bedroom.

Lord have mercy, this is bad. Oh man, please. I can't. It is so dark! It's so dark! It's so dark! It's too high to reach, I need a chair.

I just heard something.

What is that? Oh. Oh.

What?

Is there a chair around here? Please, I need a chair. Oh my goodness, what's happening? Everything's better now. We gotta go find a chair. There's no chair in here.

Oh, there was. Can I use a chair? No, I can't. I'm assuming I gotta use one of the chairs that was at the table. I knew it. Oh my goodness, I knew it.

Oh, dude, I don't want one of those jump scares to happen where it jumps out at the screen. I know what's going to. Something's going to sprint from down one of these dark hallways and just jump through the screen. Oh my goodness. I just know what's going to happen.

Don't you chat?

I just know it. Lord. I hear something. There's something in the bedroom. Excuse me. That is so scary bro. Oh my goodness.

It's just in there. Dog, that is so scary. What?

I hear it moving, I hear it moving, I hear it moving, I hear it moving, I hear it moving. Who's crying?

Oh, nah.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Okay. What?

A button?

Does that go on the doll, maybe? I'm not moving. I'm not moving. I'm not moving.

I'm not moving. A button? Does that go on the doll maybe? I seen it. I seen it. I heard it. That's why I turned around so slow because I knew it. I literally knew it dude.

Oh my goodness my tum tum hurting Yo, this is horrifying dude Chat my tum tum hurting

I'm about to pass out. Type one if your tum tum hurtin'. Oh my goodness. Lord have mercy. Beside Chad aside. Where'd the volume go?

Let's go put this button over here. I'm assuming this is what we have to do.

Please don't... Please, please don't do it again. I can't. I can't handle it. I can't handle another one. I can't. I'm 1 HP. I'm 1 HP, man! Where'd the doll go? Here's your other eye. I just heard something move.

Now what? What is that? What is happening in here? Hello? Um. Okay. Um...

Okay... Where did the door go? You're almost there. Take the laundry to my bedroom and you'll find the final clue there. Oh, that's what I read before. You promised you'll come something. What's What is that one saying? You're the one who invited me.

Why didn't you let me out? The party popper crossed out. I'm actually reading this with no translation. You won't wake up again. Oh, that's not nice. There's something sitting under the Christmas tree. Oh! The snow is turning red beneath my feet okay this is bad let me out of this Maybe he's leaving. Please turn all the lights back on, please.

Thank you so much. I just want the lights to come back on. It is so... Dog that just scared me so bad. Did I just hear a light turn back off? You better stop playing. playing what's that noise Shit, this is so bad!

AAAAAH!

No, no, no.

Candles in my parents' closet, place them all around the house. Chad, I'm terrified. I am terrified beyond measure.

Truly.

I hear footsteps. Light. Okay. Next candle. We just got to find out where to put them in every room.

Okay. There's another one. Thank you. Chat, I'm telling y'all, one of these candles, I'm going to grab it and turn around. He's going to be standing there.

Dude, I am so scared.

I am begging you. Please leave me alone.

I'm begging you. I'm telling y'all one of these candles I'm gonna grab it and turn around he's gonna be standing there dude I am so scared I am begging you please leave me alone creature I don't know what I did to you but please leave me be I can't handle this I just died. I just died and came back to life.

I'm hurting.

Chat, this is bad.

This is so scary.

Bro.

This is horrifying. I was not expecting this game to be this scary dude. Please.

Yo, Argon with the five, thank you. Why is this closed again? Stop. Yo, Argon with the five, thank you. Why is this closed again?

Stop.

He's right behind me, isn't he? Nevermind. What is that?

What is that? Could that be our parents knocking on the door or something? I don't know. I really don't know.

Put a candle in here. Put a candle in here somewhere. I don't care where you put it.

He's right behind me, isn't he?

I know he is.

I'm about to cry. I am about to cry. I am hearing some- Dude something's moving around! Please stop. Please stop. Please stop. Something's moving around! Please stop. Please stop, please stop. Just let me go get my other candle!

Let me get my other candle! What is that noise? What is that noise? Let me get my other candle. Look, all I gotta do is put one in the bathrooms, the kitchen and probably the hallway. Okay, that's all I got to do. Please do not scare

me or kill me again before or scare me again before I can do that. I don't know what that squeaking noise is. And to be real with you, I don't think I want to know. I really don't. He's still in the fridge. What is that noise? What am I hearing? Chat seriously, what am I hearing? I hear footsteps! What? Box on table? What table?

Dude, I am in FEAR! Box on table. I'm not sure what table, but I'm looking for a table with a box. Chat, looking for a table with a box. Type one if you're a table with a box, because if so, that's what I'm looking for right now. Okay a table with a box About to get jump-scared I'd snow it I Just know it is he still in the fridge. Oh my goodness. He is still in the fridge. Maybe it's in here

No

It is. What? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. What?

Snowman? Box plus snowman plus key and there's two dashes one to the bathroom and one to the the dresser in my parents room I think equals key I am petrified horrified even. He's right there. Is he gonna, is he gonna move when I get...

Okay, I thought I could lock it, it's fine. Snowman. What's that noise? I'm sorry. It's really not a laughing matter because that thing is alive and looking at us by the way. Excuse me. Thank you.

Thank you. Excuse me. Please do not try anything. I am begging you. Yay! The snowman! Let me go get the key that apparently is on the uh... We're good. We're good. Chat, relax. Please, dude, please don't do it. Are you still there?

You're not. Okay, that's okay. I don't know where you are. But, what is this?

Don't look up.

I'm not gonna look up.

I'm not gonna look up.

I'm not gonna look up.

I'm not't look up. I think I have to there's a table blocking the path. I knew something was about to happen bro.

No where'd the.

Just let me get the key please don't do nothing again. Please don't do nothing again let me get this key and let me get the key to the closet so I can put the candles

Okay. Oh

My goodness Lord have mercy Okay Wait, where is the uh

Didn't it say it was in here Oh my goodness, please is the key not in here

That's what it looked like on the paper, I'm not gonna lie. Chat the paper it looked like. Chat I'm scared. Chat I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. Aren't you? Chat, aren't you scared?

Be scared. Delicate with the five, thank you. Naw, bruh. That's literally the one in our parents bedroom. Did I miss it? I feel like there's no way I missed it.

Excuse me. Oh, okay, got it. Don't try nothing. Who are you? Ah!

Who is you? Lord. Can I close this door behind me? No I can't.

That's cool. Bro, set it- AHHHHH! Yay, music box! Yay!

Give me the key please.

Thank you so much. I'm gonna go get my keys. I'm gonna go get my keys.

I'm gonna go get my keys. I'm gonna go get my keys. Yay! Give me the key please. Thank you so much.

What is that?

What was that?

I heard a noise out here. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Please. We're good.

Let's continue putting out the candles. Really?

Really? Really?

Really? Really? We're good, let's continue putting out the candles.

Really REALLY REALLY!

Let's continue putting out the candles, we're good. Grandpa is crazy for telling this story by the way. Let's just point that out. He is crazy for telling this story. Wow, it is very dark, very dark. Okay, let's put a candle in here. There we go.

He's right behind me, huh? He's right behind me?

No. No. No. No. No? No.

There's been so many jump scares, I'm starting to get dehydrated. I don't know what that is, but it doesn't sound pleasant. My right shoulder hurting. GG. My hand's sweating. Chat, I'm scared.

Please.

Tum-tum hurting too? Everything going wrong.

Everything going bad. Chat, where's our parents at? I'm not even sure.

I'm not even sure.

I'm not even sure.

I'm not even sure. I'm not even sure. going bad.

Chat where's our parents at by the way? You know what I mean? Like where are they at? They said they'd be right back. They ain't been back this whole time. Why'd everything just go quiet?

What's going on? What is that?

Jump scare. Jump scare right here.

Right here.

Right here, jump scare. I am petrified. Chat I am absolutely petrified. This is the last candle going to the kitchen. Why did all the noises just stop? Why'd all the noises just stop? Why'd all the noises just stop? Why did everything just go quiet?

Is there a reason for this? There's gotta be a reason for this. You're not gonna get me. I know what you're doing. Everything just went quiet. I know what you're doing why is there a

TV in here it is done. They wrong for that. You are wrong. You are wrong for that and you know it. Oh my goodness. You did not have to do that.

Okay there's a candle lit in every room.

What now? This might be the most jump scares I've ever experienced. What's happening? Can I leave now, please? I I gotta mess with it What is bro saying Wait you said there was an antenna in here Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Didn't he say there was an antenna in his closet? Didn't he say that? I can't my little monster. I will send you to your death. I'm done.

Desk drawer? You're a shining waste of a wheel. Mod whoever said it, right now. Viggo, stop!

You're a selfish animal, Fizz. And you understand everything, you... ...dumbass. I won't let you out of my sight again. You can kill me today, but I'll be back.

And invite me yourself. Wow, the fact that I was these kids age in 2004 is so sad. I'm getting old.

I'm about to retire.

Oh you just now home! What happened next?

It was not like that. I still don't know if it was really or just a game of mind. Grandpa, you're scaring me. It's a made up story, right? The most important thing, never invite someone you can't see to your table, even as a joke. ♪♪ I will return when you forget about me again. really good. Maybe one too many jump scares not gonna lie because it was that might have been the most jump scares I've ever experienced in a horror game

but that was really good W game dare I say game of the year that was good though chat rate it on a scale of 1 to 10 I mess with that I do. I mess with that. Nah, W Christmas game, bro. That was actually a really scary Christmas game. That might have been one of the scariest Christmas games I've played. That was actually really good. That might have been one of the scariest Christmas games I've played. That was actually really good. And it was scary about Dookie, my drawers.