Transcribe all your audio with Cockatoo

Blazing fast. Incredibly accurate. Try it free.

Start Transcribing Free

No credit card required

Akaash Singh Lets His Wife Destroy His Life On His Own Podcast

Akaash Singh Lets His Wife Destroy His Life On His Own Podcast

2lazy2try

602 views
Watch
0:00

I saw one with you making out with the dog They're like man showcase the dog

0:17

You seen any memes or content that you guys thought were funny? Ayesha Chicken Curry. That was good. Yes, we gotta go through the funniest ones.

0:26

Objectively good.

0:27

I also like Ayesha Curry.

0:30

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:31

That's right.

0:32

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right.

0:34

That's right.

0:34

You dug in the hole again.

0:35

Just like, dig in the hole.

0:37

If she had a body count, like, hey, cut, cut that. But because she doesn't and I know how like innocent she actually is, it can be not that I'm so secure, but it with that joke, I'm like so secure.

0:49

I absolutely would feel insecure.

0:51

And I think stupidly I was like, oh, it's an orgy. So it's all of us.

0:54

It's not like that is stupid.

0:56

Yeah.

0:57

All right. Alright so the long awaited flagrant episode dropped where they finally dive into the jeslene files which of course this episode didn't go how people wanted it to because obviously they're just going to try to help do damage control but even with them trying their best to help jeslene prove all the speculation wrong she still of course couldn't help herself like all you need to do is just let her talk and she's going to make things worse and completely humiliate akash so even though schultz and the crew were trying to joke around and pretend like the internet's just taking everything out of context,

1:28

they still proved everyone right. This was tough to watch. I mean it's unbelievable how much she gaslights this guy. Like he's clearly really uncomfortable with the stuff she does, but she never apologizes. She seems to have no shame about it, and she seems to not understand how disrespectful it is towards Akash. And Akash and her pretend like she is so innocent and harmless. Everything she says is just ironic because it's not how she actually is at all.

1:51

That's what we're supposed to believe here. Like they brought up her talking about how she's popping her pussy in college and she claims that just meant she liked to dress up and dance, which sounds kind of ridiculous, but to her credit, they do find a definition on Urban Dictionary that says that. So I might consider giving her the benefit of the doubt here if this were the only thing in question. You know, this is only one small thing on a giant list. Like also right after she said

"99% accuracy and it switches languages, even though you choose one before you transcribe. Upload β†’ Transcribe β†’ Download and repeat!"

β€” Ruben, Netherlands

Want to transcribe your own content?

Get started free
2:14

she was popping her p***y in college, she said she had a roster of guys and somehow she didn't realize this sounded sexual. Like what else are we supposed to make of that? And she responds to this, the allegation of her sleeping around in college, by talking about how her childhood was similar to a repressed Catholic schoolgirl. And then when she hit college she felt free and realized she could do whatever she wants.

2:35

And you could tell Akash is sitting there like, please just say you meant something else and you're joking. That's all we need. but she always just has to make things more difficult for him. Also, it's crazy They pretend like she's just too naive and doesn't understand what she's saying because the real problem is obviously Akash is too naive You know, this is the only girl he's been with probably the only serious relationship He's been in and they start dating when he is 30 So she knows he's inexperienced and she's definitely taking advantage of that and hopefully behind the scenes Schultz is more honest with Akash about all this stuff.

3:06

Like even though he's trying to help them do damage control during this podcast, I think you could tell he knows this is pretty bad. Like him and the flagrant crew have seen all the videos and they bring up most of it. Of course, they try to be as charitable

3:18

as possible towards her, but there's only so much that you do pop and pussy. Yeah. Yeah, let's just get some definitely

3:30

We're gonna any terms that you might need to know the actual meaning of Alex is here to break it down I thought it was just like dancing getting dressed up and maybe that was my mistake

3:39

Big one yeah the act of getting dressed up looking for is it true that you said that there was a rotation of guys a roster roster Yeah, what is a rock?

3:48

You guys have to understand have you ever heard of the repressed Catholic schoolgirl? Press Indian girl that I didn't even watch Jersey Shore in high school because I felt it to be too inappropriate. So when I got to college, I'm like, oh my God, I can dress however I want. I can do whatever I want.

4:13

You can have a roster of crap.

4:14

What does a roster mean?

4:16

It didn't actually translate to a roster. It just meant like two guys I was talking to and flirting with at the same time.

4:22

That's it.

4:23

That's it. That's all yeah When you say hooking up, I think people think I mean hooking up. I just meant making out again like everything I say is so amplified and hyperbolic because it's so like Incongruous to who i'm actually who I actually am as a person, right? Right. So you you're saying you're a big old prude

4:40

Yeah, literally so they somehow tried to spin this into her being a prude, but the only person she's a prude to is Akash. Like, he needs to realize he'd be much happier with somebody who's actually attracted to him. Sadly, this lady is not. Like, they brought up how she's always dodging his kisses, which she claims she's never even

4:57

realized she was doing, which is wild. I mean, at their proposal, she wouldn't even kiss him. So they bring this up, and every time they bring something up, they're always like, "'Listen, I don't like that you treated Akash this way. "'You know, this kind of pissed me off.'" But they're always like laughing and joking,

5:12

so they never are really serious about it, which of course is annoying, but what did we really expect? Like, this is a tough situation, and at least they did address it. I mean, I know they pretty much had to, but there's no good way of handling this situation, especially publicly like this. And they wouldn't have needed to if his wife didn't make everything so public. You know, she's the one that decided to put all this out there. So they're like, you know what? We'll have her on. We'll let her explain herself.

5:37

And I'm sure they knew I'm guilty of that.

5:45

These ones piss me off, and I didn't like it one bit, and I need you to explain yourself immediately.

5:50

We need to know.

5:51

Honestly, I didn't.

5:52

Also, can I just say that I would watch the videos and I would die laughing.

5:56

As a friend who loves him, I would die laughing. They edit it so perfectly where he's going in and then I didn't know that I did that, so I really sat and thought about it. So I think it's a few things. I think it's like, okay, maybe it's like the repressed Indian girl thing where it's like I get a little bashful. I do get a little shy despite what the internet thinks.

6:37

Most Indians do.

6:38

I'm the exception.

6:39

I think I also get overstimulated because Akash does it a lot, like every 30 seconds.

6:55

And Schultz seriously had a better reaction to Akash trying to kiss him than Jasleen has when Akash tries to kiss her. And no lies, Schultz is so much more affectionate towards Akash than Akash's own wife is. I mean, it's insane what's going on here. Also, she's shy about being affectionate towards her husband in public, but she'll try to hit on and hook up with her co-host husband and talk about his dick right in front of Akash.

7:16

Like they bring that up and they're disturbed by it. But she somehow finds a way to blame it on Akash. It's hilarious. She's just beating this man into submission. Like she responds by talking about how this is just her sense of humor after hanging around Akash for a while and she says that's just like how she makes jokes and then she says Akash basically started the orgy joke. So this guy's so cucked his wife tried to hook up with another guy then when she got called out She blames it on him. It's incredible. Like she has to be the greatest gaslighter of all time I mean Akash looks so uncomfortable during all this like he tries to crack some jokes

7:53

But you tell he's absolutely dying inside and she tries to act like this is just how they joke around They make sexual jokes about other people I guess and Akash just finds it funny and playful Even though clearly he is not okay with it you know they start joking about it here like how his wife is talking about the other guy's dick and Akash does not seem

8:10

amused by it. You guys have like idiosyncrasies that are kind of different from a lot of couples. Yeah. You know what I mean? Apparently. Bro, the orgy thing was fucking, that shit was crazy. I even watched it, and I was like it could so break us down. How do you next one? He has the orgy happened so Okay, no, I only fuck one woman Now would you let him get some side in this hypothetical orgy everyone should be included Now I guys wants to do Nah, but Akash wants the dude. The dude? You think he can handle all ten inches of nap?

8:46

You think you can take naps?

8:48

Shut up nap, bro.

8:49

Shut up nap, you fucking home wrecker. Okay, what the fuck was that joke? Because I think for a lot of people, myself included, like I saw that and I was like, why would she even joke around about that with Akash there? And like, what was the back story to that?

9:05

Now looking back, like it's been pointed out to me and I get that. I feel like for us, I think I learned so much of my humor from Akash. Not to like justify it, but just to explain like, oh if I say these absurd things, it's so funny because it's not who I actually am. But I kind of forgot that like the internet doesn't know all these multi-dimensions of my personality so they're just seeing this one thing.

9:29

So the orgy joke started with Akash being like, oh, Nav's really hot. Akash would show Nav's picture to his trainer or whatever.

9:38

So then Akash starts coping and he's like, listen, I'd be insecure about this if she had been with people before me, but you know, she was a virgin So I trust her but Schultz is like nah, I'd definitely be insecure about that And I don't think Schultz believes she's a virgin either I mean, I don't think anybody really does except for Akash, you know, cuz he's just in too deep He needs to believe that story like that's so innocent and pure that she would never actually do anything

10:09

So this is some sinister shit going on like she has him so brainwashed But ever I will say also if she had a body count I would have been like a Cut cut but because she doesn't and I know how like innocent she actually is. Oh you are a virgin

"Cockatoo has made my life as a documentary video producer much easier because I no longer have to transcribe interviews by hand."

β€” Peter, Los Angeles, United States

Want to transcribe your own content?

Get started free
10:22

Really yeah, oh, okay That's real? I wasn't virgin until I met him, yeah. Really? Yeah.

10:25

Oh, okay.

10:26

Alright, good to know.

10:27

Yeah. And if she wasn't, that body count thing, I'd be like, what are we doing here? Right. Because I would have been insecure about it. But I can be, not that I'm so secure, but with that joke, I'm like so secure.

10:37

Oh, I absolutely like, oh, it's an orgy. So it's all of us. It's not like that is stupid. Yeah

10:56

And she also seems to think the orgy comment wasn't that inappropriate because at least she included akash

11:01

So at least her husband can watch her have sex with someone else. I mean it can't get any worse than this Also, she tries to be like well, there's a double standard here because Akash makes jokes about getting hand jobs from women but then they're like, well, don't you tell him he can do that? And she's like, yeah, I tell him he can go to a rub and tug if he wants because it's less work for me. And the crew tries to people, but like, you know, when you get on the subway

11:26

and there's like a homeless person sleeping and like everyone has to get out of that car. Yeah. That's what my husband's balls smell like.

11:33

I hope he's not mad.

11:34

So she just wants nothing to do with him. You know, she'd rather want this. I mean, he always talks about how his wife is the only person he's been with. He seems to be really proud of that. And I don't think he wants to be with anybody else, honestly. So I think his wife is trying to push this on him. And it seems like she's convinced him that as justification to be with other guys

12:05

You can have a joke about outsourcing hand jobs and blow jobs. Aren't you cool with the hand jobs?

12:11

Yeah, you're cool with him. Just getting a hand job massage. Totally. Are you act? Yeah, I know. Yes

12:17

I've said that it's a less work for me. I don't Yes, like I think it would bother me like 30% but I feel like 70% I'd be like, okay, whatever. I put you through a lot the past couple weeks.

12:32

Like he deserves it.

12:34

I feel like I owe it to you.

12:36

You kind of deserve it. Yes. My justification for the hand job is it's emotionless. It's just like a little thing after a massage.

12:43

Sure.

12:44

Okay. And it's a it's a it's just like a little thing after a massage sure okay. Yeah, that's a great. I mean on my board

99.9% Accurate90+ LanguagesInstant ResultsPrivate & Secure

Transcribe all your audio with Cockatoo

Get started free
12:45

Yeah, I also like the fact that you're just less work for you. Yeah, and I know your day is full of

12:58

That was on call for so will you go ahead and dismiss this and explain yourself on the record? I do things.

13:16

But Akash is like, well, also whenever I come home from the road, the apartment's always clean and she's like, oh, I hire people to do that. And Akash could be acting here, but he seems surprised by it. He's like, oh really? You do that without telling me? And she's like, yeah. And his face completely changes. So it's hard to tell, you know, because the whole time they're laughing and joking. They're acting like everything's a joke. But Akash clearly has a lot of problems here that should be addressed. And this seems like it

13:35

might be possibly a rare moment where he realizes she broke his trust. Because it it sounds like he always thought she was cleaning the house and she never told him that she was hiring a cleaning crew. Like he's even trying to give her credit here by making it seem like she cleans the house and still she's like, no I don't do that. You know, it's like she's just rubbing it in his face.

13:52

Do I not take care of Haffy like he's my son?

13:54

Of course! And I go on the road, I come back,'s kind of. I hired someone, yeah. Really? Without me knowing? Now I feel betrayed. I thought you did something.

14:08

See, everyone's hiring people, you know.

14:10

And you never really get to hear how he feels, you know, because the whole time it's just her addressing things and them laughing about it and making jokes and Akash barely even got to talk. But towards the end he finally did bring up something he was uncomfortable with and of course he just relies on everybody else to press her on it. Like he just brings it up and they're like, all right, yeah, let's talk about this.

14:27

It's the video where she's at a dermatologist and her bare ass is out and she's flirting with the doctor. She posted this to TikTok and Akash basically tells her he was uncomfortable with it here, but she's like, yeah, it was stupid. We make mistakes, whatever. Like she does not seem very apologetic even though her husband clearly is uncomfortable with it and then she tries to justify it by explaining how it could inspire other women or something. Like she just tries

14:52

to think of anything she can and then Schultz finally points out the hypocrisy and is like, don't you think it's kind of confusing that you say you're a prude and you're shy about all this stuff yet you have your bare ass out in video and you talk like this to other guys. And of course she has no response. She just talks about how she's existing and being herself and all that bullshit.

15:09

But then she tries to spin it around on them and she's like, well, I'm used to being around comedians and this is how comedians are and how they act and talk. So she again is trying to blame Akash for this.

15:18

We gotta get it all out. We need to purge this. I'm not going to be happy until we figure it out. Oh, the dermatologist video. That one pissed me off. That was outrageous and completely uncalled for. So tell us why you were showing your cheeks to the guy and asking if he's single. He was a single Indian doctor. A single Indian doctor.

15:29

Can I just give the whole lore? Okay, looking back, I get it.

15:31

It was stupid. I was being stupid, okay, but we all make mistakes. But, just to be fair. Good point, technically we do. Yeah, so what happened was I actually fell in Pilates class, I fell on my ass.

15:51

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

15:52

You don't have to sit around a lighter attached. But you're comfortable sharing this.

15:54

Okay.

15:56

But then there's other things you're not.

15:57

Because I also feel like a little boost. Yes. Yes, this is but this is why I think that there's confusion

16:08

Feel comfortable talking about that, but then also not feel comfortable with sexual things. That's where the brain goes

16:13

What I have to make up something. I don't know. It's hard for me. I mean, I just am existing I'm not trying to like the only thing I try to do is just be myself on tik-tok, but like 10 times extra. Yeah, and again like not to justify Since I'm 22 and I feel like I've learned so much of my humor from him my personality from watching you guys I've hung out with so many comedians. So I'm like, oh like be extreme be funny as long as your actions are a good person You know what? I mean? So I'm like,, I can say whatever I want. Don't you blame this on us.

16:46

No, you're right.

16:47

You can't blame this on us.

16:48

Yeah, so she was just trying to be a comedian this whole time, you know, she's joking around. Akash is so screwed. He also says he encouraged her to spend his money because she was with him, he was on MTV and making a couple hundred thousand dollars a year, which is obviously a good living to most people.

17:08

Then he had one bad year and now he acts like, man, I can't believe this girl stuck with me. It's incredible. Like I had nothing going for me. I was a complete loser, but she believed in me. But even at his lowest point, he was on a really popular podcast with Schultz, who was blowing up at the time. So he clearly was gonna get it back together.

17:25

It's not like his career was over and there's nowhere for him to go. Also, they were together for years before this already. So if Akash thought she would leave him because there's one year where he didn't make as much money, what does that say?

17:38

And again, they even did have a giant fight and she left him at some point. So he just tries way too hard here and he has no self-esteem. Like he's just so down on himself and he keeps making self-deprecating comments. He keeps saying he can't believe she stayed with him. He's like, why would she ever want to be with me? It makes no sense. You know, I understand why people think she's a gold digger because there's no reason she'd want dude, you're a great guy. Stop talking about yourself like that. And honestly, they probably wish they could say you deserve better than her.

18:06

Okay, he's got this beautiful girl and she likes buying bags and that's what the thing is.

18:10

No, optically it makes sense that she would be a gold digger. She's much hotter than me.

18:14

He has a nice face.

18:14

Stop saying that, you're fine, bro.

18:16

You're the prize, I'll tell you. We just said, we just said, you know, get it. Get it. You still want to stay with him?

18:26

Yeah, I mean.

18:27

Why?

18:29

I never actually asked why.

18:32

No, you know why, bro, come on.

18:34

Oh, yeah, that's right. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

18:36

You got that muffin time.

18:38

Yeah, you got that loud, yeah.

18:40

Okay, the real answer.

18:42

What is that? What is that? His dick smells.

18:45

Oh, that dick does.

18:46

Yeah, because once you...

18:47

Yo, Kurt.

18:48

Yo, Kurt.

18:49

Kurt. So he just has no confidence or self-esteem and he thinks there's no way he could ever do better than her. So he just has to put up with all their BS and he has to be with him. Like that's how down bad this guy is. So once he started making money after that one bad year he had, he encouraged her to shop and he said it's like therapy for her. And then she says some crazy shit. She basically acts like shopping

19:14

is a good lesson for her because it shows her she can spend money without worrying about it. She seriously tries to say something like that. And then also Akash talks about how emasculated he felt when he couldn't afford to buy his wife nice things. So think about how far gone this guy is. He says not being able to spend money on his wife is emasculating, but then never once says that about her humiliating him daily, dodging his kisses, saying he smells, and hitting on other guys right in front of him.

19:43

You know, he never says that's emasculating. He only says that about him not being able to spend money on her when she was making money. She said she had a job at the time and he was basically in between jobs in a sense, but she still made him feel like complete garbage for not being able to pay for things.

20:00

So that's why he feels the need to spoil her. Faster than I did, but now I'm like, oh, that's my soulmate. So again, the jokes don't bother me. I know what's happening and go buy the bag. I like encourage her to buy stuff early on. Cause I remember.

20:10

You gotta cut that shit.

20:11

I know, that may be. But early on, dude, and you didn't go through this.

20:16

Being broke with your girl That when we started making a little bit, we say for years. These guys are beautiful though. Yeah, and when she was like, I don't know if we can afford this, we can afford this. I'm like, no, I promise we're safe. She was more anxious for a long time. I was like, no, this is like, I think even therapeutic for you, for us.

20:36

I feel like, yeah, it would almost like teach but like, it's not definitely not. Yeah, it's probably like, oh, it teaches your brain like, okay, this is safe. I can do this activity. Like just like how posting on Tick Tock was and like whatever else but I mean now,

20:52

and it sounds like before Akash started making a lot of money, they would fight all the time. I mean, he says it was really toxic and he'd start hitting himself. So he started going to therapy soon after they started dating because he wanted to make things work and he's like, yeah But therapy didn't really start working until 2019 2020, you know conveniently around the same time flagrant blew up

21:12

And he started making a shitload of money. So we didn't have any tools our fights would get crazy Like I am very calm with her until I'm not and then I it's hard for me to cap the zero 200 in a second Zero zero to zero for ten days and then she never felt unsafe like I would hit her sure but like I like hit myself a couple of times like a maniac and like that's not gonna make you feel safe either no so it was a lot of therapy as soon as we got together I'd been thinking about therapy for a while and I realized I

21:40

love this girl and I didn't know I didn't even think I knew how much until therapy. But I was like, yeah, I love this girl. This girl I wanna make it work with. I can't let this get in the way. So I started therapy 2016, I think. And then it didn't even really take hold, I feel like, until like 2019. And then 2021, I felt like, whatever, 2024, 2025,

21:58

I'm feeling more and more like, It's just somebody, one of my therapists, a couples therapist we had said, all therapy is is trying to get your emotions into words.

22:07

So I don't think therapy is helping this man at all. And I don't know if anything will. I think he's just accepted. He's willing to be a pay pig cuck to be with this girl, which is gonna be rough as a comedian. Like no one ever lives down the cuck label.

22:19

And this is one of the worst examples of it. Like they can never criticize Will Smith or Steph Curry on this podcast ever again. Like Akash, he used to love calling people cucks for this exact behavior. So there's always going to be this elephant in the room and I don't think his wife is going to stop here. You know, she might stop for a little but she'll be back at it because what is Akash going to do? The guy is totally spineless and even after this podcast his wife clearly doesn't think she did anything wrong. So she'll just continue to walk all over him. But let me know what you guys think. And I just posted a new video to Patreon about Tony Hinchcliffe coping over William Montgomery

22:52

bombing. He blamed it on the woke mind virus. And also Nick Mullin recently tried to convince him that Austin fell off and Tony was in complete denial about it. And there are also over 150 other exclusive videos on there. I've been covering Theo Von's downward spiral and Magga turning on Rogan and a ton of other stuff so if you're a fan of the channel it's definitely worth checking other stuff so if you're a fan of the channel it's definitely worth checking out. I'll put a link in the description.

Get ultra fast and accurate AI transcription with Cockatoo

Get started free β†’

Cockatoo