Anecdotario 332 - Ibai es team Shakira FT. @IbaiLlanos

And now, the final episode of La Cotorrisa. And now, the final episode of La Cotorrisa. And now, the final episode of La Cotorrisa.

And now, the final episode in La Cotorrisa, with you, nothing more and nothing less than Ibai Llanos.

Thank you very much.

Welcome, Ibai.

We come to make ties again in Mexico-Spain.

You are at home. This is an important diplomatic meeting.

It's all politics today.

All politics today. Inclinations, postures...

In fact, behind the cameras there are 15 people dressed up. Yes, yes, yes.

With a script, all the questions are packed.

Party representative.

No, really, thank you very much for being here. We found out you were around here. We could give you the opportunity. We already ate chilaquiles, we already taught you Mexican food.

We already claim chilaquiles, we already taught you Mexican food, we already rebelled against Mexicans. In fact, I'm stained by this. Sorry, but we just ate, but it seems natural.

But good, right? The food is good.

We ate chilaquiles, we ate tacos, flautas, sopes, gorditas, pozole.

I told him to just...

Toasted cakes.

Toasted patitas.

He made his toasted pata.

They're going to cancel us more than Ibai for the toasted pata.

Because Ricardo was already like...

Come on!

And Ibai was saying, I didn't think it was that bad. Yeah, now we're all going to get fucked,

all the Mexicans. But it comes just from a beef after you were given to eat the worst chilaquiles in the history of humanity.

Yes, the first ones.

I have to say that seeing Ricardo's chilaquiles, mine were very bad.

Yes, yes, yes, the first ones were like, fuck.

The second ones were already an attempt more towards the authentic chilaquile. The second one was pretty good.

Very decent, yes, a great contender. But the first one was really... 40 things. No, we got angry as if they had stolen the penacho de Moctezuma again. Now, who was it?

The thing is that I wasn't aware because I don't know how it is traditionally, how it's done. So I said, well,

I guess it is it. But it's a country phenomenon, right? You know you don't have to know, but you're like,

fuck you, idiot!

Why would I have to know?

Didn't you feel it when you started doing the breakfast world cup that you were playing with the feelings of all of Latin America?

No.

In fact, it was born in a pretty innocent way. I didn't know it was scale so much. In fact, at first, they participated as Asian countries, they also participated as countries of the United States, because I wanted to do it a little, even if I don't have an audience, as a world cup. Of course, of course.

But no, it scaled too much.

No.

It scaled too much.

It generated more stress than what Bioscopy gave you. Mateo, you don't know all the knowledge we have about Latin American gastronomy, but I asked him, is this 100% from Bolivia? And he said, yes, but Chad GPT told you? No, no, I have a Bolivian friend who told me. I said, please confirm. The lady at the hotel just told me. I said, confirm that the bolón de verde is the best in Ecuador.

I'm asking you, please. Because it's the usual thing, you upload it with all the confidence. First comment from an Ecuadorian. This is not from Ecuador, son of a bitch.

And I'm like, don't fuck with me.

No, man. When I started to see the comments, instead of saying, they had fun with Ibai, it was,

YES!

Go for him.

Retweet.

Retweet. With Mexico, no. It's done. Ya estuvo. Es verdad que los primeros son muy malos. Pero güey, no, o sea, luego tú mismo no debes de dimensionar porque independientemente de que ya llevas años en la industria para lo rápido que mueve internet, todos acá somos nuevos considerando lo que lleva la industria del entretenimiento, ¿no? Entonces a ti también te debe pasar que aprendes sobre la marcha. Seguro, sure. This right now of learning about gastronomy was because otherwise they were going to kill you there in Madrid.

Let's see, the reality is that we all got angry that our dish was not well represented, but we didn't even know the other 80% of those who were being represented.

Sure, sure.

If we had done that world cup ourselves, we would have screwed it up with another 7 countries. There is no career to be a content creator or to relate to so many people So, what do you really learn? Trial and error Based on error and based on what people tell you and think You don't go to university and on Monday first thing in the morning We're going to learn how to manage when you make shitty chilaquiles What to do when you get insulted

You're at home and you say The chilaquiles were really bad, but it's complicated.

Well, they want to kill me.

So, like you say, it's just a matter of experience.

Would you say it's your strangest cancellation, or have there been stranger reasons why you say,

I never imagined that people would get mad about that. This could be one of them, because I didn't know that, apart from gastronomy,ronomy was so sensitive. I mean, I understand... Gastronomy is obviously controversial. Everyone knows there are disputes about the sandwich, the pork rind, but not to the point that someone at home is really angry.

I mean, I'm the most angry I've been all year.

I mean, there's someone who came home in Sinaloa and said, don't talk to me today. And I was like, but...

And he put my fucking chili here.

Why? Have you seen the video of Ibai? Have you seen what he uploaded?

If he loses Mexico in the Ibai World Cup, he loses my family.

It's just that he's sensitive.

Hey, but yes, I mean, your career... Right now we're going to start with... Chomarte el rifle is what they say here in Mexico. In Spain, it could be translated as... Chuparte la polla.

Exactly. Or they also say chuparte el rifle. They also say chuparte el rifle? With rifle, but chuparte.

But it's also used to say that you're going to speak very well to a person, right? Yes. You're going to speak very well to a person, right? Yes, yes. Well, that's what we're going to do. Metaphorically.

Sometimes it's a surprise for some people. Ricardo confirms it to me, like saying, yes, yes, yes. No, no, it's true, everything is prepared.

Sometimes it surprises them. It's one of the nicest surprises for the guests. They're going to crumble the whole episode.

Wow, how incredible. But yeah, I mean, at what point did you think you were going to be able to establish a relationship with Messi? Don't even say it, I interviewed him. I mean, he's your friend, man.

Well, I don't know if he's my friend, I don't think so. Leo, Leo, if you're watching this...

No, well...

You did it.

If you made Leo see us, you just made Slobo Argentine who kissed the forehead. I'm sure Messi has seen you at some point.

I don't think so.

Sure?

I hope he sees this clip.

I hope he doesn't say, I hate you.

I think Messi should also consume a lot of vertical content from his iPad. It could be, right? He has three children.

It's one of those gentlemen who with children, I include myself, we stay in the bathroom with more pretext, right? We just shat 10 minutes ago, but you're still there.

You're still sliding, right? With your legs asleep. You get up totally broken. But no, it's crazy. The image you're putting here is that this was truly a surprise dinner that I had with Messi, can you imagine? I went to a surprise dinner with Messi the day he left Barça.

It's not just any day, it's like, you think that night, everyone ends up crying. And I'm in the middle saying, what's going on? Why does everyone end up crying? Because he left Barcelona and spent his whole life living in Barcelona, and his children, his family,

he went to Paris to the PSG. There was no agreement with Barça. Everyone has their reasons. I don't know them. It was really strange. It was exclusive, right?

Yes, I was with him. I was with him the day he appeared with the PSG. There were many media in Spain who didn't like him because I think I was the only Spanish he attended.

That's what I remembered. So at that time in Spain it was quite controversial because I'm not a journalist and I don't intend to be one. He famously didn't interview any media, but with Ibai Zibu.

And I'm not an interviewer and I'm not a journalist either, so it was strange because I don't intend to be one, and I don't do it either. Did you feel pressure? Well, more than pressure... Yes, I was totally screwed, what the fuck. But more than pressure for what I was going to ask, I felt pressure in general for what was going to happen, that obviously a lot of people were going to take it the wrong way. I'm a journalist who has been working for 30 years on this, and why did this fat guy come with a chain? To talk to Messi?

Because he liked Messi.

It's unfair. I think about it and I say, he's right.

But that's exactly it. You clicked and he liked you.

Because it was just before dinner and it was good. The typical thing. These things in life that happen to you, you don't know why.

Sure, sure. But you do land it and assimilate it. You go to sleep and you say,

wow, this just happened.

No, I remember that day I laid in bed and said, I live in a fucking movie.

That's not true.

In fact, I don't know if you've ever had this feeling that so many good things happen to you that you say, something very bad is going to happen to me. 100%. I'm not lying. I swear that... The impostor syndrome, a little bit, right?

If I don't deserve them.

The day I was going to...

Something very bad is going to happen.

But very bad.

With Messi they are going to run over me. I met Messi and they are going to kill me right now.

I mean, that's something that happens. If you see Messi enter your room, you have cancer. Me? I have cancer. There are very few reasons why Messi will come to greet you in a place. Having terminal cancer is one of them.

You are in bed and you see Messi with a Mickey Mouse here.

No, it's over.

No, go away.

But it is true that I had that feeling that something very bad was going to happen. I knew I was going to Paris to meet Messi, so I was walking down the street looking at all the sites. A lady came out of your notebook and said,

she's going to kill me, she's going to kill me, leave me alone.

But that's the feeling.

Wait until I meet him!

Has it ever happened to you that the day before something you're going to do big, you think, I think I'm going to die tonight. Before you think about it. I'm going to die tonight.

I'm a hypocondriac. I'm a little bit. I'm also going to die. Now that we have the opportunity to fill in very big and important places here,

just a day before I say, no, I'm going to die.

You're going to die.

It's something that can't be controlled. It's an anxiety that you feel. Yes. It's something that you can't control. It's a little anxiety that you feel.

Yes, it's like your head starts playing a little game of why did this happen to you? That was great, but here comes the bad stuff.

Because it's like you feel that life can't give you so much good news.

You say, it was a lot of ying, it has to come to that yang.

And you still dare to lose weight.

Son of a bitch. Estoy muerto. El año que viene la palma.

Ya no te hagas nada.

Yo sí me enojé por eso.

¿Qué risa de enojo? ¿Por qué? Era como tu Adel. Los gorditos somos lo máximo.

Mi Adel.

Mi Adel.

¿Qué te pasa?

Era mi Adel. It was my Adele. What's going on? It was my Adele. That's crazy, man. The seriousness you took it, it started with a challenge with Papo, right?

No, but the comment, right? Yes, with the... I spoke with Papo that day, and he got it, and I didn't. It's like we started a challenge, he got it, I got even fatter.

From the depression of seeing Papo.

Exactly. But yes, it started with a comment in a Kings League game and I feel that the fact of having the responsibility of teaching my daily training made me train. I started like that. It's like I felt, no, no, it's like going to work. I need to improve my training because I have promised, in quotation marks, to teach my daily training.

And the social pressure helps.

And it started like a snowball of a lot of people telling me, hey, your videos help me a lot. From day 3, 4, 5, there were people telling me, hey, you should know that it helps me when you upload your videos training because you are extremely fat,

you are very, very fat, and you expose yourself to training. Therefore, for a lot of people it was like, hey, it's fine, you can be fat and train, and you don't have to be ashamed. So at that moment I said, I can't stop training right now. And then I realized that I started to lose weight and I said, I can tie my shoelaces.

I don't go up here anymore.

What an incredible feeling, sitting in a chair without thinking that I'm going to break it. Of course, of course.

And I didn't think of it. Next to the fat guy.

Who was going, the glasses guy or the fat guy? The fat guy, yes.

Of course, regardless of the philosophy that anyone wants to take about it, in terms of health, losing weight has many benefits.

In fact, when I talked about it with my endocrine, she told me, objectively, it's no longer a matter of aesthetics anymore, but at a health level, it's dangerous to have so much obesity for many years. Because I had a lot of obesity.

I mean, for those who are listening, it's not like, I have 4 kilos left and I want to look good. Or I have 7 kilos left. That happens a lot.

It wasn't just something you pinched.

Exactly, you pinch a little and you say, I want to lose 8 kilos to look good in summer. No, no, no, it was really something... Dante-like, it was brutal.

Dante-like?

It was brutal, of course. So, she was telling me, there's a moment you have to change. In fact, there's a moment you can be so dangerous that they even recommend surgery. There are a lot of people who do gastric balloon surgery, and do different operations, because it's so dangerous that they say, we even recommend you, if you can, to get surgery.

What happens is that I didn't want to get surgery in my life, it's something that scares me a lot.

You're young.

And I'm young, so I want to try it myself. So if I couldn't, hey, look, if you tell me I'm going to die, anesthetize me and get surgery, and that's it. And when you said, I'm going to do what the comment says with more likes,

weren't there comments that started to worry you that they were becoming popular?

No.

Like, sex change. And you were like, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

You know why I'm not worried? Because I didn't upload that video. That video was uploaded to the League's account. So I was like... I clicked. I had the League account, so I was like... I was like, I came to Piqué and I was like, record this, I'm recording it and then I got home and we... Of course, that was only possible if we won the World Cup we were playing in and we won it. So I got home and...

Let's see what was the most liked comment.

No, no, no, but a lot of people were telling me, hey, do what you said, what are you saying? I didn't say anything. And of course, it was about the physical change. There is an image of me, I don't know if you have seen it, arriving in a wheelchair in Mexico. You have seen that image. I arrived in Spain, I'm going to explain what happened to me.

I was in Mexico, in the final of Monterrey. I was very bad, 39 of fever, bad level, but I was on the plane seeing ghosts, I mean, crazy things. From this, that you have so much fever, you're going very badly.

So I catch the plane with a lot of fever, which I think is not recommended, but I said, look, I'll cover myself and God wills it, and that's it. So when I landed in Spain, of course, a lot of people recognize me at the airport, and it was very difficult I couldn't walk.

Then, a security guard came and said, Ibai, I'm going to take you in a wheelchair so you can leave the airport without anyone asking for pictures. And when you see someone in a wheelchair, no one bothers you. So, not only did I go in a wheelchair, but I was sleeping.

I had the brilliant idea to the wheelchair, but... Look, look, look, look, he's asleep!

No, no, I had the brilliant idea... Stop it, please, and if you can... I had the brilliant idea, so that you don't see it from home, because you're listening to the podcast, I had the brilliant idea not only to get out of the wheelchair at the airport, but to do the nap.

I said, I'll do the nap so no one can bother me. Because right now I can't answer to anyone.

Yes, you're a mother. Like a little boy.

So they can load him in the truck.

But I was so unlucky that there were not only people, but the most famous TV network in Spain was there. With a microphone. Wake up! Wake up! So, after this image, my mother sent me a WhatsApp and said,

are you ok? Are you alive? It seems like I'm...

Of course, they're coming back to you.

This was just before the surgery. It was your back touch. A wheelchair coming from Mexico, unconscious. I was like, what the fuck? I was like, what the fuck? I was like, what the fuck? I was like, what the fuck? I was like, what the fuck?

I was like, what the fuck? I was like, what the fuck? I'm awake. And you're like... Hey, you have a super straight neck to be asleep.

I'm going to sleep like this.

Yes, like a military man.

What a memory.

Once again, Luisito Comunica told us that he was overwhelmed by a lot of people who were coming to him that he decided to pretend to pass out.

In Venezuela, Luisito Comunica pretended to pass out. He said, there were so many people who started coming that he said, I'm not going to leave here, I'm going to pass out

and eventually they're going to take me to the exit.

And if he passed out, they took him out.

Yes.

This is curious because surely there are people who were sweating that he had passed out. Luisito like this and someone saying Luis, a greeting for me!

I'm sure that...

Or grabbing him, bring your cell phone!

Take advantage that he is passed out, take off the watch! Take off the passport! What is it for you? Just for shit!

It's an extreme measure!

Yes, yes, yes! You have to be desperate!

That's something that only the Sarigüeyas do! I'm sorry

I'm in a pair of poor people

65 kilo I had to carry 165 kilos all over the airport I had to get home with my back hurt But what a shit that you thought you were sleeping but in the end you were

And that's why I'm telling you, I didn't feel like walking I don't know if you've ever caught a plane with a fever

but don't do it ever

That's the worst experience, and on top of that it was 12 hours of flight

Exactly, it changes the impression

You don't find out anything.

Also for the people who come close, the one who has a fever, it's a bad experience too. You go all the way saying, I'm going to die, thanks to that.

I'm going to die.

Very good things have happened to me, he is what is going to happen to me.

Tomorrow I'm going to the auditorium, I have a fever on my nose. A fever? Yes, exactly.

Have you come to Mexico many times?

This is my third time, but I came once for 20 days. So I had a long stay.

But you stayed in Mexico City?

Yes, I stayed in Mexico City. I discovered many football fields because we came for a football tournament and we were going to train in many fields. In Mexico I have a funny story about a football field. There was a football field that the penalty point and the area were painted before we arrived.

We arrived at a football field, the owner of the field saw us and said, ''Oh, they have already arrived.'' He took out a paint can, made the area, the penalty spot and the crossbar was broken. And he said to me, welcome to Mexico. It was very rare to be a friendly against a Saudi Arabian team, imagine the others.

This with your Kings team or with the Kings League team?

Yes, yes, yes.

Because now you also have a football team.

A football team.

And we are there in the worst category in Spain, well And we are in the worst category in Spain. Well, the worst, the last category in Spain. Which is it? Third or fourth? It's the tenth category in Spanish football.

You have to go up nine times? That's why you come to these fields.

No, you don't even deserve that field.

No, it's the lowest of all. And when I go there, I go there in person, I go to the lowest of all. And when I go there, I go there in person, I talk to the players many times. They have incredible experiences. Imagine, suddenly, in a super humble village, I appear as a fan when they say,

why is this one here? And I think that they are impacted by many teams, especially because now the fields are full. So, of course, the villages, look, there are police, the match is pending, of course, it would be spectacular.

And the team's name is incredible, did it influence you to buy it?

No, no, no, no, no, the team's name, well, it's like a bit, there are a lot of people who told me, right? That they put a more Spanish name, more than Japanese. But I have an eSports team too, called Koi, I wanted to relate the two names and it was good for me. And it was to differentiate a little from what Kingsley is. I don't know if you've seen something, but it's very different from football.

No, no, of course, we were about to.

We were about to enter.

Oh, really?

So you know him a lot.

Yes, yes, yes.

In fact, we were about to enter alone to have the Zoom call with Piqué.

And how was the conversation with them? No, yes, yes, I mean, I think it was a bit disappointing Is this just water?

It was disappointing for them

Is it just water?

Is it just water? Yes, okay, this is notCola, right? This is yours? Yes. It was a bit disappointing, why? I think it was a bit disappointing for them because the talks had advanced and in theory we were going to join, but I think also since we finished understanding the responsibility of calls, how many days it involved, how many hours of our work.

The expenses that have to be made at the beginning. It's buying a football team, you did well, if you don't see it clearly I think it's better not to do it You should have full commitment and fortunately with the podcast we couldn't split up like that but we already had the screenshot with Piqué

But what if you were going to call yourself Cotorrisa Football Club?

No, we were going to put it like that but then the lawyers told us no, we were already in uniforms I think it would be better to be in Cotorros FC It wasn't going to be called Cotorros It was going to be just the two of us

But well, you already talked about it

And then our place was taken by Who won later Who ended up winning? It was... fuck, what was the name of your team?

Olimpo? No, it was Raniza It was when Raniza won

It was the first split

With Adana In theory that place or another, everything was being defined in the end, almost everyone was there, and we were the ones who changed their faces a little bit, like, sons of bitches, it was good.

Yes, but...

We didn't want to look bad, we didn't want to do a job halfway, so that they would say, oh, the presidents aren't here, oh, they didn't no hicieron el stream, no los veo presentes, no los veo comprometidos.

Pónganse pantalones.

Como para hacer la medias preferir, ¿no?

Sí, totalmente. Yo todavía tengo la espina porque en particular a mí me gusta mucho el fútbol, pero todavía no se me da. Quiero comprar un equipo acá, pero no cuesta. Hazle como Ibai, comprate de séptima división. I want to buy a 10-man team. How many divisions are there in Mexico? I think there are 4, right? No, you can't. It's impossible, it's very expensive. And it's very bureaucratic.

No, man, we won't buy a team here.

You're with the right person to ask what you need to buy a football team.

Man, in Spain, practically nothing. approximately 100 dollars per player and you play. I'm in a league that my father would play in. I'm in a very amateur league.

My goalkeeper is Zapatero.

Think about it, all the players in my league, none of them charge for playing football. It's pure passion. Our team does, because otherwise they would make a news about Ibai the exploiter, the football player

And what bad chilaquiles they do

And what bad chilaquiles

Yes, apart, in the news they would say that it is the same as the chilaquiles It is the same as the chilaquiles

How many more do they put?

How many more are we going to allow?

But you already have two and you can divide with everything you do on social media Plus two football teams, you already have your people as minions.

You go there.

No, no, apart from that, for each project, let's say we have different people. The person who helps me with football, whose name is Marcos, is a friend of mine, he doesn't do anything on social media, or YouTube, or anything. Let's say it's all divided. The guy you've met here, who's a YouTube editor of mine, for example, has nothing to do with the soccer team.

Everything is very separate. It has nothing to do with it, otherwise they would report me.

We'll load Jerry a lot later, but now we just need him to cook.

Of course, Jerry is on two shows of... He's on a podcast talking.

I'm going to report you. I saw that you can do it. Hey, and definitely, of everything you've done and everything surreal that has been your life, what would you say is the craziest thing that has happened to you so far? Because we are considering you as a friend of Messi, even if you say no. Piqué, I mean, Piqué is already in your house.

Do you want Team Piqué or Team Shakira?

Are you going to make us do that? OK, I love it.

Shakira.

I think so too.

No, let's see.

No, it's just... When Bizarrablo from the Music Session, I asked him in private.

I said,

Hey, just out of curiosity, does it talk a lot about Piqué? And he didn't answer me. And then I put it on and I said, well...

Ah, thank you. I felt the obligation to react because I feel that if I hadn't heard the song it was weird.

Or it seems like they told me I couldn't do it, I was like, fuck it, I'm going to listen to it.

What are they talking about?

And then I put it on and I said, yes, yes...

Oh, talk a little bit, yes. It's good to see that the jokes are being made so that people can understand them. Yes, because the first day is the most sensitive, let's say.

Yes.

The first day is like no one says anything, and the second day there's one that...

Yes, the first day is like, guys, please, check your cell phone, nothing from Shakira, please, no song.

And the second day is like someone is getting excited.

Yes, someone is getting excited.

They're like, oh no, no, no. Let's see how they take it. Let's see how they take it.

If no one mentioned anything in a whole week, it would make it even more uncomfortable. Yes, it would be too uncomfortable. You have to put a little bit of cheese.

It's something that everyone has heard. It's not something that you say, maybe he hasn't heard it. Yes, of course.

He heard the whole video. Even Benedicto hadn you heard everything. Yes, yes, yes. Even Benedicto didn't hear anything.

No, everyone. It was too much.

Well, today, my dear Ibai, thanks for joining us. We have a show where we ask people here in La Cotorriza what we do to get involved in our stuff. Where we ask them about everything. Your worst toothache, your best anecdote in that, the time that such a thing happened to you. And the day of... Oh, we also have an ephemeris?

Yes.

Ah, ok, well, also today we launch an ephemeris.

Oh, very good.

Just because.

A little bit of culture.

A little bit of culture.

A little bit of general culture.

And surely it will be things from Spain, I'm sure.

Yes, let's see, the first one. Spanish Oh

In the

You know

It's I'm 36 and I'm like, it's fine, it's fine. The flag of the Virgin of... But don't make a pozole with human flesh, please. That's enough.

No, well, let's see. At school, how did you paint your independence from the Arabs? I mean, it was a thing of...

They study it the same way, like, the day came when...

The bad Arabs.

The thing is that it's used more for the verb roll discover, right? Not so much, let's say, Spain stole the gold, right? Spain and love. They found a gold. There it was.

There it was and...

You didn't use it at all.

No, no, no, yes, yes, in fact, they have left it with us, yes, right? They were delighted.

But, this...

But, I mean, rather, I mean, not from the story you shared with us, but, I mean, prior to that. In school, they teach you when the Arabs...

No, no, no, it's studied like that.

No, but it was 800 years.

Yes, right?

No way, it was three times longer than here.

Yes, yes, yes.

But this narrative is not handled, that suddenly here it was handled in Mexico, especially in Mexico of the 70s. And the Spanish villains arrived.

Yes, of course. They arrived with their metal armor to loot and kill our women.

To rape our women.

And that's why he called me Perez.

And that's why I like paella, right?

And I love the bite.

And up goes Real Madrid.

And up goes Madrid.

The statue of the Virgin of Guadalupe was improvised. Hidalgo took an image of the Virgin at the Atotonilco sanctuary to use it as a flag of the movement, without having planned it beforehand. Well, who knows? It is known that if you use the Virgin, it is always a good marketing strategy. I don't know in Spain right now how Catholic the population is, I do know that it is the majority, but I mean still actively religious.

Yes, I think quite a lot.

Are churches full on Sundays?

I think quite a lot. It also depends on the area of Spain, but I think they are. Right, Mateo? What do you think?

Well, the more rural...

The more rural, I think they are.

It depends.

There's also a lot of new generation that we have to see. The older people tend to be more believers.

Millennials and Generation Z are no longer...

There's a lot of everything.

I think there's generation is coming. The millennial and Generation Z are not coming. There are all kinds of people.

Like in Argentina, they had the Maradona church. Now they are going to start seeing One Punch Man.

For sure.

Praying to Goku would be cool.

It wouldn't hurt him. If Goku brings out a church, at least here in Mexico, it would be good.

Goku would bring out his mother Jesus.

There are children who are called Goku There are children who are called Goku I say yes, in terms of powers nothing more

Who would win, Jesus or Goku?

Powers yes, Goku has better powers

Ask Chet and Piti, who would win in a duel? Jesus or Goku?

I think it's hard to know I have a feeling that Jesus

I also think we are underestimating Jesus. He could multiply breads, he could also multiply sequaces.

If he fights outside of the Dragon Ball style, action and punches, will strain, ink...

Goku wins by default because he is limited, 200 hours of training.

Here Jesus wins by influence.

I think Jesus could also send them to raise Goku. limitados entranamiento Influencia

See

No I shot him once and Goku would calm down. Goku would calm down.

Wow.

If Goku is a believer...

It was one of those... What do you say to Goku? I've always been your fan, you say.

It's incredible how you multiply the fans. Before Goku fights, he's like...

Result. A comical tie.

A comical tie. He didn't get us out of any doubt.

How stupid.

No, yes, in the first point, Goku just said, he wins by a lot.

Yes, he does.

Yes.

Of course.

Jesus is very strong. You put a villain, or rather a very difficult opponent, to Jesus Christ, but Jesus Christ can beat a lot of people.

Yes, and besides, Goku and Jesus are still in the same team. That's true. Both go for the good ones. That's very true. They would be Goku and Jesus against, I don't know, against...

Against Freezer and Judas.

Exactly. Against something like that.

Something like that.

Freezer and Judas. But well, what else do we have today, my dear Jerry?

We have...

It is believed that the first Mexican comic And what powers does he have? Nothing! He works at a call center. He's a good guy. Don Julian!

He was a common man doing his fight.

Look, while the United States was already flying guys with a cape, Paquin presented characters that were basically common people doing their fight.

Wow, put some references of Paquin, Jerry, how was it?

I've never seen those illustrations.

You didn't know Paquin?

We didn't know Paquin. We're just as surprised as you.

Superman was already here at this time.

We've always been very gringos. Being the neighbor of the South of the United States, it always arrives... Before, it took a long time to arrive, everything arrived two years later. But yes, we've always been very influenced by the United States.

Do you have any comics that you remember? Spanish?

Yes, Mortadelo and Filemon, of Super Lopez. It's a Super Lopez movie, right? Yes, but Super Lopez was like the Spanish Superman. I mean, he's Superman Torero.

Wow!

With the S and the cape.

Wow, man.

He had a ham J, right? They made a movie about the IPAC not long ago. Yes, I remember, Spanish, of course. The 5.

Yes, yes, yes.

It could be, it could be.

Super Lopez. I remember the Spanish one, of course. The 5. Yes, yes, yes. It could be. Super López. It had to be horrible. Wow, Super López.

It had to be horrible.

Hey, what else is there from Paquín?

Wow, movies.

Look, there it is. There's the movie, yes.

Yes.

The one you put on yesterday.

Yes.

There's the movie. We were just talking about it with Mateo. It was with you, right? We were talking about the stand-up scene in Spain. At least we never got to get to know it. Because I think it never had a boom. The monologues are more...

TV.

Exactly. They are not as underground as the bar.

The most famous monologues have their TV show, their daily time and that's it.

Exactly, more like the American way. Yes. television. rematar tanto no son observaciones bizarras absurdas no se siento que el español sería más de situaciones como tal que de remates en sí claro que lo que

estaría interesante es que tantos comediantes llenan teatros en españa hoy en día digamos es una buena pregunta a ver yo un puñado nada más si hay

muchos es una escena grande sáquen tipo yo conozco muy bien no sea un luis I know a lot of people, like Luis Piedraita, who I think is great. He's top, right? I'm talking to him.

I know people who can fill up theaters, I don't know if he does it anymore, but I think they've done it. Andreu Bonafuente, Berto Romero, Ignatius Farray, for example, is also very powerful. David Broncano, right now in Spain. He also sounds a lot to me, of course. in the most popular Spanish network and it's what you say, the fact and excuse me if you're listening to me and I'm wrong, but the thing of filling theaters

is not so much about being comical. I feel that there are comical people who do it, but most of them are on TV.

I think that comedy in Spain has been given more or it stayed on social media. These figures who were born from Vine, then from YouTube. From making content on Instagram, on Twitter, on Sketch. Yes, from people like Tu Mamá Me Toca.

And I feel that those people do take it to the theater, but of course, filling an audience like that, I mean, in Spain I think there are few comedians who do it, or I would say none.

Yes, I mean, massive and giant things are more of creators.

Is there a very popular comedy podcast there? I am podcast the comedy Porque I'm a much of por país no a sick por ejemplo en en Colombia exploto Fox News este en Peru exploto En

Son los reyes absolutos de pero si absolutos creo que tiene más poder que el presidente

No, si sea un podcast de I think they have more power than the president. I don't know if there is a podcast about...

In Spain, when a comedian is very popular, he goes to the TV.

Or movies, right?

Like Bruno Cano or Daniel Rovira, who is very popular. But La Resistencia is a television production, right?

Yes, yes.

And I feel that there are humorous podcasts in Spain. But you say that it is the number one humorous podcast in Spain. I feel like there isn't one.

Jordi Wild is more like Joe Rogan.

He talks about philosophy.

But it's not comedy. Here they dominate. I think that in the top 10, 4 of the shows were comedy.

This is the one by Berto Romero in Nuevo Una Fuente, which was very popular.

But it's HBO Max.

I don't know if they're on the radio anymore, they've already been on television.

Yes, yes. I mean, it also speaks well of Spain, because it means that when comedians appear, they integrate them into entertainment. Yes, that's great. I think the most prolific way has been to make your own show, your own set, your own iron, because if not, the comedians don't get to television as much.

And you are very comfortable here, you are the television.

No, the truth is that we could not exist. Television, even with the censorship that exists on the internet, is still infinitely more open than, let's say, things. existir la televisión todavía con la censura que hay en internet sigue siendo infinitamente más abierta que digamos cosas no en la televisión imposible en prision o sea vosotros tenéis demasiado humor negro pues sí

sí pa que te miento sí sí sí todo aquí me barbón de repente nos desata y ponemos este le llamamos alarma al principio del episodio invitamos a la and we call the alarm at the beginning of the episode and we invite people to not watch the episode like South Park and we say, don't watch it! Don't watch it, if you did, it's your fucking problem!

Obviously the fans know that and they like it a lot but they get us in trouble with the people who are our fans.

Yes!

But well, today my dear Ibai, we have confessions of all kinds.

They send us anything. We have we have confessions of all kinds.

They send us anything. We have received truly all kinds of confessions.

We are just like a confessional of a priest, of a church. They tell us everything. Sometimes they tell us from the side of the villain. Until we say, ah, you're a shit. But that's the nice thing, that they also send us these confessions in complete anonymity.

We have no idea who sends them. In theory, we would think they are fake, but we've had live shows where people say, no, I sent this black girl and such. To give you an idea of the things they send us, in a live show, a woman told us

that she broke up with her partner because the partner got jealous that she was having sex with a tramp. And the tramp was picked up by both of them and they took him home. Both of them adopted the tramp and took him home. They thought it was hot to have sex with the tramp, but then she fell in love with the tramp.

And ended up leaving his house.

This is real.

There was a tramp and they leaving him alone. This is real. There was a homeless guy and they took him home.

They saw him outside and he was...

And the homeless guy was doing threesomes with his girlfriend.

I feel like if you're a homeless guy, even if you don't like threesomes, they already gave you a house.

But for the homeless guy, it's like, I live in a fucking dream.

Of course.

I didn't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. but I caught the vagabond, it turned out that they were cousins, but not as I thought, category relationship plot twist, what a cuckold, this is confusing like Ricardo's, so hold on because it's going with an unexpected twist, I'm a woman and I recently ended a fairly long relationship with a guy we'll call Luis, that guy was just my type, half clumsy, without a fixed course, you know, one of those that you think you're going to fix with love and patience.

Spoiler, no.

A guy like the one to tropicalize Spain, three meters above the sky, right?

Like Mario Casas. A bit of a movie. What a bad time.

Mario Casas was my Sebastián Rulli. He always talks about an actor, Sebasti Sebastian Rulli, who said when he saw him as a kid, Maybe I'm gay. He never doubted you, and he said, maybe yes. I was 3 meters above the sky. 3 meters above the sky made me think, if I was hugging him behind the bike,

I would also... No, I made myself ugly and I said, how horrible.

Hey, ugly.

Hey, ugly.

Being born like Mario Casas gives you a lot of advantages in life. It gives you a lot of advantages in life. Mario Casas, from the beginning, you know he's going to be famous.

Yeah, yeah. The nurse saw him and said, wow.

Wow, he's a millionaire.

She gave him a kiss.

I'm going to put him on top of another baby. For example, a Mario Casas. Right now he could go out out to Madrid, there's no way, right? Mario Casas for Madrid? No, I think it's complicated.

It depends. It depends on where he goes, how he goes, but it's complicated. Mario Casas in Spain is known by everyone.

Yes, right? It's triple A.

Well, hat, glasses, the typical, maybe a little bit of a mask.

But he arrives at Starbucks, like, hello ugly.

No, man. Mario Casas? No, you're horrible. And then someone starts to bother you and he defends you from them.

He hits you with a glove and you're like, oh, Mario!

It's funny how you interpret the angry Spanish, right?

I do it like this, like, oh, damn.

No, no, it's a style, it's a style.

We were together for three years and he always told me that he lived with his aunt and his cousin because of problems with his dad. Okay. Okay. Luis estaba con ella que de hecho vivían juntos desde hace años pero no como primo sino como pareja orale yo ya estaba con la mandíbula en el piso cuando remata con un por si no sabías soy mujer trans. Ahí ya no sabía si llorar gritar o apagar el celular e irme a vivir al bosque. Mi cabeza estaba hecha un licuado de coraje confusión y ganas de aventar a Luis por un barranco emocional I was a bit mad, confused and ready to throw Luis into a emotional ravine. But the soap opera didn't end there. It turns out they were real cousins.

Cousins! Cousins with romance. And I, three years in a triangle that neither Televisa nor I would have dared to produce. Obviously, I went to do ETS tests that same day, out of fear. Luckily, everything was fine. Nothing more than a heart with a fractured lung but no infections. No dia del susto, por suerte todo bien. Nada más con el corazón contracturado pero sin infecciones. Y así Cotorros terminó uno de los capítulos más raros,

confusos y telenovelescos de mi vida.

Es que siento yo...

Mucho plot twist, eh?

Y resulta ser el primo, ahora prima.

Era primo.

Pero entre primos o primas es raro.

No, es's fucked up. It depends on the relationship. It's getting worse, right?

But he's had a double life.

Yes, yes, yes.

They say that I make my cousin a cousin and he rhymes with me.

But no, no, no, no. Luis, what have you done? Luis, think about it.

This is not any crisis of the 40's, son of a bitch.

No, Luis, I mean, don't you feel like riding a bike? Or you haven't had enough to paint?

Go get some cooking classes.

Luis, you're with your cousin. Haven't you seen the ones that make carpets on TikTok? That's cool.

I don't know, play League of Legends or something.

Get a tattoo, but don't take off the chorizo, Luis.

Holy shit. Wow.

Well, look, a weird story, that's for sure.

They're difficult news to process. She left me for her cousin. Well, cousin.

Her impute depends on how tolerant she is.

And having a double life is shocking. That's it, having a double life. One thing is, I went to the disco and I kissed a guy. Well, it's a bitch, for real, cut it out, whatever you want, but imagine three or four years with a double life, it's like, what the hell is this?

You don't trust anyone again. I think it must be a shock too big.

Yes, why have two families?

If one is complicated, why do you want two families? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. Come on, Lucy. It's your primo. No, no, no. It's not my son. Tip to me.

Esta Latitude Land, secuestre a mi suegra sin querer.

No.

Wow.

Vuelale aqui, suegra.

Es imposible sin querer y secuestrar en el ne.

Es imposible. Imaginate estar ya tu en el cuarto de seguridad y dices,

no mames, no eras tu.

Es sin querer. No, mami, no, that's to But I'm sure that I

Categories crimen involuntary o familia suegra's cause total

Kenya Kenya cotorros este es accidental y peligrosa como la de rory cuando intenta estacionarse

hace unos años empecé a andar con una chica de la iglesia

ella super tranquila quien sabe puede ser te dicen que son pataquila si luego resulta que son las peores para bien She's super calm, who knows, maybe. They tell you that you're super calm, and then it turns out that you're the worst. Well, a few years ago I started dating a girl from church. She's super calm, I'm trying to stop being a party pooper. Trying, right? Her mom didn't like me, I don't know why. Maybe because before I had already dumped her niece. Who knows, but the relationship was changing.

Oh man. I was changing. Or because you were trying to stop drinking. It could be.

One day my ex asked me for help to get her mom a driver. Because she had to travel inside the country. What happened to you? Everything ok? Did something fall?

It looked like those videos where the tube went up. The chair.

I was very helpful. I recommended the cousin of a friend. Yes, I stayed there. Yes. Ah, sorry. Two days later, my ex arrives at my house pale, scared. His mom didn't show up.

To finish her off, in those days they started to get the list of the most wanted in my country. And guess what? The cousin I recommended was on the blessed list. We thought my ex-wife had been taken to never return.

The police began to track the GPS of the car and the lady's phone. Hours of stress, crying, tension and rosaries until they finally found the car, abandoned near the border with Colombia. No driver, but the mother-in-law alive, healthy

and very calm as if nothing. It's Anita even tranquila como sinada al final no la sequestré pero casi que si una joyita mi recomendación Oh, I like a fuerte que su real para ti como español de veces reelector de esto no Well, I guess the peor problem a que podrias quizás pasar como español que que igual

Que te invada en tu piso un marroquí te pego no Yo que te roben reloj mobile I see that a lot on social media Yes, or that they steal from you Watch, mobile phone But if it's true that the issue of kidnapping and more unintentionally as it happens in this podcast

No, no I mean, obviously, I don't think that in the end in all countries anything can happen to you I'm sure that if you put Finland, shots, gun, fire something must have happened

You get a streamer playing Fortnite in Finland

But generally in Spain, the biggest problems are usually robberies.

Yes, yes.

They stopped me on the street, they put me in a trunk, I'm under a tree and I'm a cherry.

But well, Miguerri, tell us the best story of the night, please, to close with a golden brush. Good, we're with Ibai, don't be like that. They're judging us from the first world, you have to put a good one. Mateo is very white, please put something that takes him well.

Don't take off your anger and frustration because he was your Adel. And give him a worthy episode, with a good closing.

It's a pride for me to be the Adel of Gery Gery! I came in here and he told me You fucked my life You bastard! We were recording a food video and there was chilaquiles and Gery told me Eat another one

Eat another one And now dessert

Eat, eat, eat, what are you doing?

Eat, Ibai This is not for the video but I brought you from my house.

Eat a kilo of fat.

Juan, there's nothing else.

A kilo of fat with a lot of love.

Eat it, my little pig. J-R, how jealous you are. Ibai went every day to do broadcast in the gym. Yes, yes.

And you just want to put on weight gym. Yeah, I watch it. I love it.

And you just want to put on weight again. I watch it while I eat. Let's see, read it to me.

It's in the title. And if the kid is mine, Cotorro?

The kid, I mean the kid. The kid? The kid.

Categories, infidelity, papers, USA, danger,, posible paternidad. Ya apetece no leerlo, eh. Si. Ya esta, es suficiente.

Se acabo.

Lees el mail y le dices, no lo voy a abrir.

Hola cotorros, esto paso hace casi un año.

Probablemente estoy embarazando.

Yo vivo en Estados Unidos y compartia casa con conocidos de mi pueblo. Uno de ellos se junto con una gringa y se la llevo a vivir con nosotros. Cabe aclarar que mis compas son indocumentados, asi que ese wey se junto con ella mas por papeles que por amor.

Ah bueno.

Si, el amor de su visa. Todo iba bien.

La morra era tranquila.

El amor de conocer un target, no?

Y yo me llevaba super chido con ella porque teniamos casi la misma edad. Yo 20, ella 20 y tantos, mi compa 30 y tantos, and so many, but the girl started to get insinuated. And I was acting like an idiot until I got to a point where I said, well, since... Look, Chapulín was his friend, he was his friend's wife, and he said, well, oh well, he told me twice.

What do you think of that? If the woman is beautiful but she's your friend, no, right?

Never.

No, it's just that she's more your friend.

Never, bro. Bros before hoes, bro. He asked him to see if he would get approval.

Nobody, nobody.

He's been like, he's done it, he's done it.

Gentlemen, what do you think?

No, no.

It's not that bad.

He's been like, no, no, no. Obviously not.

Trying, right? If it was just oral sex.

And if it was just... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Then we went inside the house and went through what had to go through. And that's how he got used to it every weekend. That's what makes my heart small. To think that there's a poor illusionist who doesn't know that every weekend his friend is taking his wife.

Yeah, man. That's tough. And they play Fortnite, they go to the movies, FIFA, they have dinner.

No, that's too much.

No, that's tough. movies, FIFA, dinner. No, it's too much. No, it's too much.

A weekend we were alone, we went to... Oh, yeah, that's it. My friend started to suspect, so he took her from the house. But the last time we saw each other, I didn't wear a hat, if you know what I mean.

Condom, he didn't put a condom on.

If you fight with masks, guys. I don't know if the kid who's waiting is mine or not. What do you say, Cotorro?

I say he is mine.

You're a dickhead, man. We're not gynecologists.

We haven't even seen the tests. But... It seems like it, right?

He's bought tickets.

They're still waiting for the kid. So this story is going to develop as one of the two starts to appear. He has to wait to see if he appears.

In a few months, there will be another email. It would be incredible if one of these emails was sent by someone from here.

Well, I wouldn't be surprised if you saw the number of criminals Normally we meet here in the office. No, the truth is that they do have the entire profile of a marijuana producer, nothing more than a producer.

What a flower the production gave him. He even turned around like, hey, son of a bitch.

Wait, I have a lot of things to do, son of your fucking mother. We are very calm, as you see us. Not as much as you, that surprised me, Ibai. I want people to know that. You're so healthy. You don't drink, you don't smoke, you eat well.

That's because I'm with you guys here. As soon as I close the door of the office.

Hold on, Colombia.

Piqué!

Hold on, Colombia.

You're very healthy. How old are you?

I'm 29.

29? So you haven't tried the honey of alcohol or any other drug?

I've tried alcohol, but I never drink alcohol.

Was your experience trying alcohol unpleasant?

No, no, no. It wasn't even because of a very bad hangover. It just didn't call me the taste of alcohol. And then I also feel like you have a very bad awakening. I mean, the toll you have to pay for drinking alcohol is very high.

The bill is very high.

You get up badly, you lose the day, your head hurts, you're in a bad mood. Why the fuck does that?

It's my day to day.

Oh yeah?

And my wife tells me, you're not the... I think you have to pay a very high toll.

You're absolutely right. You're absolutely right. And it's cool that you tell people that... I mean, you...

You're the one who's an alcoholic.

No, no, that's the least of it.

No, just...

It's cool that you tell us that...

We need help. Obviously, no one is intervening. My wife told me, don't come back home today. That's why this lasts three hours, for me it's better.

It's the best days to sleep in the office.

No, that's cool. I'm going to throw my aunt's comment. Do you allow me?

Yes!

You talk to a lot of youth. And that's good, man. That you give them understanding. That they don't take drugs, that they eat well.

It sounds like bullshit, but it's true. If a young person is listening to us, they will understand how important health is. There is a moment in your life when you say, either you take care of yourself or you can't take it anymore. At 20 you feel indestructible. You eat whatever you want, you go out wherever you want, you do whatever you want.

When you're 30 you start saying, be careful, be careful, my back hurts a little, I'm getting bald.

Well, not anymore.

I'm going to look the other way.

I was 29 years old in December, skiing, going down a mountain. 30 years in January, I was already in my knee rehab. I didn't even go skiing. It was just having 30 years. One day, going down to the office, my knee broke. I wasn't doing sports, nothing.

It was just my knee. But you told the doctor that it was just a game, right? Oh, of course. I was going to debut in the first round.

And he just...

He got me on paper. And that's why you got injured. Hey, and all this, what have you been doing here for so many days?

Well, I've been to many countries because I had only been to Mexico and I feel that there were many countries that I had not visited and I have a lot of audience from all the countries and it was like...

It was crazy!

And I felt a little bit in debt of at least trying to, not only make videos but also trying to get to know the culture and the people of a lot of countries that follow me and if you are not going to visit it, you have no idea how it is. I mean, many times in my live streams I talked to people from Peru, Chile,

they told me anecdotes about how it is lived and such, but if you don't go there, you will never understand it. You have to visit it, do a little tourism, talk to people from there, because if not... Who were your guides? You told us a while ago that in were in Colombia with Wescol. Yes, I was in Argentina with Davo, La Cobra, Gaspi. In the Dominican Republic with a guy called R. De Javi. In Puerto Rico I was with two girls named Rey and Alondra. They helped me a lot because going with someone who is from the country itself helps you a lot.

No, a lot. It legitimizes you. It avoids a lot of shit. It explains everything very well.

And you go with Wesco, who seems to have been in prison for 10 years. Yes, it legitimizes you more, right?

Well, he's actually in Colombia.

Exactly.

I mean, right now here in Mexico, we... because you got the... privileged part, so to speak. I'm I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Don't be scared. Don't be scared. Yes, be scared a little. Look, they are the ones.

Those guys.

It looks like they got off a pirate ship.

They make two hours of video. Yes, yes.

And they are sitting there eating something. They usually go out to the street.

They usually go out to the street.

They are two hours.

I say that the next time you come to Mexico, you have to take it to a place like this. Yes. So you can see yourself with the experience of full neighborhood. I was asking the same questions as Ibai.

And then, how many people live here? Like a Mexican who has no idea.

Oh!

And can you take him to the liqueur store?

Oh!

Wow!

It's in pesos? I don't believe you. Is he the one with the glasses? like a chilla wow this in pesos not a cream is in the last game is a little as a house in Lalo Lizarra's comedian to amigo mm-hmm L antes vendía en un tianguis también por eso conoce ese lenguaje Is it a market or a... How would you say it? A mobile market?

A market that is set up...

A shopping mall.

Yes, that is set up on certain days.

Like a big bazaar in Turkey.

It has a lot of flow.

Like Indonesia.

Yes, it has a lot of flow. It could be a reggae singer or a rehabilitated drug addict.

No, anything. But it will be known for sure He can't not be famous with that skin, it's impossible

Exactly, he can't be a accountant dressed like that

No, it's not impossible

Look, if you were with them in the rain, my boy We're going to tell you, you've already lived the real experience Just go for a chicken and that's it. No, no, the strawberry cotorra, no, no, no. With rain and a barbecue.

No, definitely, you still have a lot to learn about Mexico. That surely when you come back, and if you give us a chance, we'll take you there so we can be your guides on this side.

It's too big, Patsy.

Even with the food, you need seafood on the coast. For the meat, in the north, Sonora, Nuevo León...

I was reminded of the seafood in Sinaloa.

Yes, very good.

Yes, the seafood in Sinaloa is great. Right now, order them on Uber. Order them on Uber in your room.

And that's it.

Seafood, seafood... To order by application me hace mala idea. De por si el marisco está en el restaurante y te llegas a enfermar. Que te lo traiga un güey en moto y que lleva ahí su paseadita.

Yo creo que te lo jode un poco. Con un balazo a la angosta.

No, pero sí, seamos tus guías la próxima vez. Gracias por hacerte el espacio para ver el programa. De verdad que para nosotros un placer, güey. We'll be your guides next time. Thank you for making the space for me to come to the show.

Thank you very much.

It's a pleasure for us. It's great that you took it so well. We got so bad with the chilaquiles. You're a monster. Pure admiration from this side. Keep on breaking it.

It's incredible everything you've done and what you keep doing. Total respect. Here's your house whenever you want.

Thank you very much. I'm going to get into Casa Cuando Quieras. Muchas gracias. Y el día que regreses, pues aquí andaremos. Muchas gracias. Muchas gracias. Espero que a la gente le haya gustado. Y nada, yo os invitaré a mi podcast también en algún

momento.

Felices de la vida.

No, no tengo podcast, pero.

Pues hacemos el primer episodio.

Pero en el primero.

Pero me sentí comprometido. It's 10 hours, don't fuck with me! No, no, no, I don't have a podcast. No, thank you very much for inviting me, I've had a great time.

And keep an eye out for our fight, you and me. It was what Maxi said.

He was the one that Supernova was always told who to... Oh, I said it again!

The fucking green said that against you, and since I was already there drunk and I said going to beat his ass. The typical thing of, oh, for him! But I think you do realize me, man, really.

I feel that in those events and in that context, everyone wants to fight. And then the next day, you lose interest. Yes, yes, totally.

The same thing always happens.

Since the beers are gone, you don't...

It's like, hey, hey, I'm afraid of to lie. Hey, Ibai's key is really high. We just had to comment on the fights just after the event. I just turned to the people and said, who here can take a badass?

The same event.

Who here can take a badass?

But yeah, nothing, stay tuned. If one day it's armed, it would be glorious. I think if you break my mother, but people will bet.

Exactly.

Thank you very much, wey. Have a good return home. Thank you very much, gentlemen.

Have a great time.

Welcome to Quichua Plaza.

Jotorros, I hope you enjoyed the episode. Stay tuned for the content of Ibai throughout this trip. We are the Chilequiles, dignified, chica da madre. Thank you to all of you who came to enjoy the episode. Pure good vibes and have a great week. I send you a kiss.

Have a great week.

Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye.