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Ride bro need a ride. Yeah, actually give me a ride. Thank you. All right, it's your ride What are you doing How many strokes you do I love this oh, this is so good. I love this already look out I
Can't start the video like that dog that's gotta at least be a little later in the video We're not doing that! Wait, hold on! I'm gonna take that as a yes. I'm gonna hit Docky immediately I think. I think that's my plan. Wait, wait, wait.
Oh sh**. What's up man?
I'm building a Gremlin lab bro.
Building a Gremlin.
Stop playing mines you little prick.
Alright.
I got a question. Does anybody know how to put the orbital strike on somebody else? Just wondering for a friend. Does anybody know how to put the orbital strike on somebody else just wanted for a friend
Nobody go for your ball. Let's see. Let's see if you can figure this out Strike you but I'll tell you what this is. Oh man that was I know I misclicked I misclicked I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
Yeah it's alright dude I didn't want to
Yeah check out this shot God dammit first person to hit their ball gets shot
Alright well that's also
A worthy punishment don't you think
No No no no no No Yeah Oh
Die no, sweetie. You got in the way of the boy was not me was not me wasn't my fault Oh my god, I might be the greatest Super Battle Golf player of all time dude Blarg blocked it. Blarg blocked my shot and it went up in the air and I headbutted it in. I just ran forward Oh, you just shot me in the back of the head. Sorry Sink that shot dumbass. Blarg you gotta get that in Oh you get OT no, no, you don't go see something I think that was Second let's go everybody target dockey
On the bridge on the bridge, oh no, that might be bad. I think mine's good. I think mine's gonna be okay No, we're all good. Everyone's good Just a landmine.
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β Ruben, Netherlands
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Hey, there's a landmine rolling down the hill.
That's convenient.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Land on the landmine?
Land on the landmine?
Dude, I just hit my ball. Oh God did not think I was close enough I had a shield to fuck No way, where's my oh my god, that's so toxic. Did your ball fly backwards?
He's about to shoot a rocket launcher at me I need to run
Stupid bitch you don't have another one die You should got a bitch you piece of garbage you piece of garbage. Oh, that's good Come on, so become a zombie. He dies. He dies back with a spoon With the spoon Let's go That might be the first hole where all of us have made it that is sad. I'm doing this just in case don't trust any y'all I'll see you out there. I'll see you out there. Oh the fuck you got a candy. Oh my bottle. Yeah happens He's playing a landmine on my ball jokes on you Tell me do it Oh, there it is
You are you are you are you are
My gosh, bro, he stopped both of you and then I'm gonna kill myself, but that's crazy. That's crazy When you're walking alone at night, I'll be there Yeah, that was the plan Oh
Yeah, that was the plan Wasn't me. Oh, he's pulling it over to the Yeah eat that
So we don't touch that. That's my ball
Many are so lucky. I didn't try to say yummy. Damn. Everybody's getting shot This is unbelievable this guy with the blue fucking head Oh my god! And that's not cool, man. YES!
This is unbelievable, this guy with the blue fucking head.
Watch out for the lane-
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I got the lane mine on myself now.
Stupid, stupid ass!
Did it go in? Golfing in Atlanta.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Boom.
Beautiful courses. There's constantly gunfire though. I You bar we together separation it's literally a turf war bro, it's
Gentlemen in your guns across and not at each other
I have a shield. I guess I'll be protected if they dude if they added a sniper that would be great all right that works out you're gonna flip me over for what oh that's a problem bro my ball at the bottom of the hill you oh someone just fell down that was crazy yeah I hate
that which means it's gonna be everybody else now. Oh, no. What do you mean by that?
You heard me. I don't I don't think I did
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Let's go
This one was pretty uneventful. Can you guys make it more eventful for me in my footage? I was very uneventful. Can you just start shooting each other, please? All right. That's a good idea. Yeah, that's a great start
We have we have guess what guess what? That's a good idea I give up I'm going for blood. Sorry
One bad round ago get the hell away from this guy All right, what seriously what is wrong with you God you're so freaking Where the fuck is my ball going There's a mine there who put that mine I think there's mines on this map. Where's my ball at?
Oh, no, my ball is down the mountain
Yes, so is mine, bro. So is mine
Wait, how much did I get this ball? Like this, thank you. Thank you. I'm gonna go for it. Oh, I hate this map I Oh my god! Smitty! Ball has been everywhere but where it's supposed to be. Oh, everyone keeps talking so no one heard what Ducky said.
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β Peter, Los Angeles, United States
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Get started freeEverybody team up against Smitty!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
All right, I got you.
Oh, hell no! Oh, hell no! Hell no! Hell no! Hell no!
You're pissed.
Oh!
What was that, bro?
Now you're in trouble. Yeah, go ahead and follow me. Go ahead and follow me. It's all good, I didn't do anything.
You understand I just cranked up your landmines and I'm gonna make your life hell?
Do you understand what that means for you?
Yep.
Oh, crap.
Yeah, I fully understand. Yeah, that one's gonna pay off in spades. I gotta feel like... I might just stick around and watch. You got it, you got it. I gotta feel like I might just stick around and watch I'm holding an angle. I'm holding it. I am now playing Rainbow six siege
I did I did a shortcut boingy
Try to shoot at me bro
Damn yummy did you a shortcut? Yummy, watch me hold angles
He's quick peeking look out Carl
He's running fast Don't worry I got it. Oh guys. He's gonna make it. Yeah, right, buddy. Oh my god
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I didn't know you were up there. I was watching around the mountain Three two one Oh man, that's gonna be a heartbreaker. Heartbreaker. Oh my god, dog.
Oh my god, dog.
Oh my god, dog.
Alright, good play. Good play. Smart.
Did that go far?
That went far.
I thought it was also inaccurate.
Oh, he didn't die.
Oh, Matt! I didn't know you could do that. Did you see that though? Did you see what I did? W shield. No. Oh Matt, I didn't know you could do that. Did you see that though? See what I did you shield no, well, I shot the landline at you. Oh Yeah, like I shot it with the pistol You just fuck them both up they might they're going out of bounds enjoy your ball in the head I'm just gonna win the round real quick.
Hope you don't mind.
I didn't do much.
How is he doing this?
How is he doing this?
Plus 10 for speed run too.
That should be good.
This is pretty cool.
That was style too bro. You hit his dumb ass and then put it in. I gotta get it. Oh, style to
Kill the idea of me you just gave up an item in the afterlife. Thanks, man. I'm gonna kill you with that in the next round. Whoa.
Oh.
Oh.
I think it was a gun. Yeah, it'd be a gun. Nice man, now you can't see off, stupid.
That's your line.
What happened?
He tried to play some mind roasting off my ball was already gone. Good play, good play good play smart smart Yeah, friggin' right, dude. So, have you still not made this hole? Hang on, hang on. I'm gonna make you hell- I'm gonna lick you hell life.
I missed.
My fucking dick is off my body!
Watch out, watch out, watch out, what's going on up there, guys?
What's happening to you?
Ow!
I hit the ball way off, I deserve nothing good in life Yep, yummy yummy. We gotta work together Take down the guy over mean you it's over We just played we played the the front nine today, that's all we did today, buddy
Showdown
Holy shit, Arizona. Oh my god. Wait, we all have our own platform or has this work Arab zona? I don't know. Oh wait, you can just hold one this I think I just did done. I think I just did I think I just did I think I just did Nobody said everybody reset everyone. Hold our we should hold our hold our it literally reset my ball. I'm here I'm literally have my ball
All right, I'm holding are
Actually, that actually sounds fun. Come on. Oh, no, you are not doing it
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Get started freeHe said I'm doing it all in one challenge the first one on this game. Oh, oh, that's definitely in I
Just don't know if my accuracy's there I know the powers I mean it's definitely possible I just got't know if my accuracy is there. I know the power is- I mean it's definitely possible. I just got it I think. I think I just got it.
I overlaid it dude.
Oh my god!
Oh my god he did it.
Dude he didn't even touch the ground.
Wait. I just hit the freaking ball.
I may have stroked out. I don't know how it's possible. I didn't think that was possible The fact that yummy did this before getting split his dog. You have a shotgun you ain't gonna catch my ass stroke it out. No Are you kidding me? I thought we didn't have strokes this whole time. Is there ways maybe I could change it
Oh, we've been hit. Oh, I don't know
Oh shit. Okay. Okay. There's actually a lot of options here. Hold on all in favor of restarting after my Yeah, but that's that was cool, man. We're gonna include that. Don't worry. That'll be the video buddy. Don't worry No, but I guess I got a crazy idea This one you could just play as normal I may have done something to the settings No, no, that's fine just get a a whole one you won't have to worry about it just get a whole one that might be a whole one I might just get a whole one on that
hey man what'd you pick up come on hold it one dickhead wait why did that okay, maybe I don't know if they they save
I don't know work. I don't lie them work. I'm the golf battle golf battle. Okay. I don't think these settings work yet I'm going to date pyramid. I'm going to the pyramid
Hey me great shot yummy
Bro, reloader you're a piece of shit. I need to know what's out car. I'm a piece of shit
You are that absolutely you are crazy if I had another one
There's a second golf cart
Dumbass balls incoming. Yeah, enjoy that card. I gave- you just ran past it, you didn't want it? Get a ride, get a ride, get a ride. I got quick legs. You are quick. Hop in, hop in bro, I'm trying to get you there.
Dude, I can't- you hit me with your-
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Get started freeMy ball's already there, I'm already at my- Yeah, you're welcome. Oh shit that might be out of the hold on. You need a ride bro? Yeah actually give me a ride. Thank you
Alright, it's your ride bro
Weird spot to put an explosive but I get it
Laughter Laughter Laughter
Oh man
No don't put a mine on mine
Where's your ball? Where's your ball? Go ahead and show me Show me where your ball is Nice shot. I'm gonna blow up.
I ain't good at playin'.
My bad sir.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Land mine. On your own.
That's not my ball. Oh you frigger you freaked out my frick Yeah
Rookies yeah, you're not getting that
Yeah, so you're not getting that before me dog, I'll be honest all right well played do you have a gun
You wouldn't use it on me. Would you yummy's got a gun?
All right, why is bro trying to hit my ball Surroundings, please make it please make it ball legend I Oh Oh My god, holy shit, this looks like this looks like 85. Yeah, this is literally looks like a colon tract, bro Do it I'm just gonna run ahead of y'all so you don't fuck with me that cool Oh
Okay, never mind
Hop in gang hop in are you sure bro?
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Get started freeHop in and say I got a target on my back. I'll pull one on get in come on get in large I think I just saved our life. I'm pretty sure I just saved our life So what you doing later don't drive around this corner You can't play against yummy he's got fucking rainbow six. Oh damn. Oh my gosh Melanated motherfucker my eyes Lunch oh god damn. That's crazy. Hey look out. There's a crazy man with a golf AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Oh That was from the gut dude like that was Faster Crazy though Just staring at it, didn't move for a solid 10 seconds, just screamed. Oh my god, that was so goddamn funny. Yummy has like six items right now. I'm just gonna warn everybody that he is a dick.
He's laughing, listen to him. Sadistic. Sadistic.
He do be laughing, he do be devious about it.
I'm saving some shit, maybe.
What that mean, Doug?
That's going in the hole.
That's going in the hole that's going to the hole Oh, the stupid fucking- My alarm went off on my goddamn phone, bruh! It's chaos! Fuck you.
No!
Stupid ass, I'm sucking that shit.
Come on!
My life's nothing but sand and bad golf shots.
Yeah, that's a perfect shot. Yeah, you can't get right this shit. Yummy, where are you going? Guys, did you learn anything about giant holes in the desert? Do not go in them, bro! He's okay! He's- he's doing it!
Oh, it helped me get out, I think. Nope.
Maybe.
I was gonna say, if this game made you run faster than me, I'd be like, alright, it's racist.
Me too!
Double boing!
Did my ball just hit somebody?
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Get started freeI'm double boi-ing the fuck out. Almost. Yummy, yummy, yummy. Don't go for your ball, don't go for your ball!
Tried to warn ya.
Oh, fuck.
Tried to warn ya.
You didn't really tell me till I was right there, though.
Yeah, it's because I'm the one who planted the mine.
Thank you.
Hey, Sobe, let's go! Where you off, man? Travesty of traps. Yeah, I just can't believe you made it past that pretty nimble. That's in bitch. I Hate you I hate you forever dude mr. president how am I supposed to get across this shit I knew they'd pay it
For its eyes dude. I thought that was it
I'm glad it's like kind of calmed down a bit
It is definitely a lot more chill than it used to be yeah this the first round was crazy There's no way we could make it worse. Hey, Smitty. Hey, bro. I saw that so what? I'm not doing anything. Oh that oh on my ball. I see what you're doing. I'm not doing anything.
Oh that? The Bajang Hela.
Oh that's nothing. That's just a lamp.
Oh.
I tried to die.
Or drink a cup of joe. That's fine. It's still gonna make it.
Also-
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Get started freeI don't know what to tell you.
I can make that right? Alright, give me some money please. You can't make it, there's no point! What's the point of that?
I made him escape.
Yeah, that's not gonna-
Good luck, Smitty.
Just good luck, in general.
Mmhmm, mmhmm, mmhmm.
Boing. What the fuck?
Yeah, it's something different. I've been built a little different, you know. I'm gonna clutch up real quick. Hold on. Let me just put this No, you do not land it in there if you land it in there I shoot my No, we did it no we did it Hey, what happens if I do this on spawn? Hey, don't run into that.
Damn, airborne golf cart.
That was cool.
Let me watch out, there's a golf cart coming.
Careful, no, please, please.
Damn it!
Are we having that?
Thank you very much.
What the fuck?
Bro, look out. Damn it! Are we having that? Thank you very much. What the fuck?
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Get started freeBro, look out. Let me hit mine.
Stroke it.
Yo, let me get up. Give me a ride, bro. Nevermind.
I'm good. Bro, I ain't get yours, bro. That was your own
fucking penalty shot. Your own ball hit you.
Hey, is that a ball?
That's what you get, Ducky! Oh my gosh, bro! that's on me Yeah you really messed that one up Sylvie I just pulled off a great play in front of you Oh my- that would have been crazy though Like honestly
What? I fell in the hole I fell in the hole
Wait what happened?
Do not fall in the hole bro
Excuse me gang You're in the hole? I was I fell through the bottom of the mat Hey get that thing out of the way man
yeah yeah thank you listen him car I
fuck you go what's your problem I'm so
far back here that was not funny at all
you think you do with something you
think you do with something with that
so be yeah not so be good you have to
chip over a happy Gilmore oh damn he did it that would have been insane man if Good you have to chip over a happy Gilmore. Oh damn he did it Insane man if you did that shit in the hole I go Hey Let it finish
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So be it's it he won all we had to do was just have a fucking blank audio waveform and this is footage You've locked the hell in Brody one Yeah, bro solo track is yeah editor's what I'm blowing everybody up
I'll be so mad everyone just left the game and now I'm gonna get it watch
Are you kidding me bro? I literally said I was like everyone left the game now I'm gonna get it first thing I yet. I'm gonna call it on myself Are you kidding me bro? I literally said I was like everyone left the game now I'm gonna get it first thing I yet. I'm gonna call it on myself You know what?
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