Anécdotas Cumpleañeras l Las Alucines l 02x06 🎈Feliz cumple Quesito

Hey, dude, we need something more hallucinating, right?

I think so.

Are we going crazy or what?

Hello! Hello!

I was doing this voice.

I just thought of drinking water in the second.

But that's how we are.

And you can't say anything because you are...

The birthday girl!

So exciting!

Put the video of when I was surprised. Exactly. Now we put together a video of how we surprised Quesito.

On his birthday. I'll show you the images. Rey David, Santa Claus is born We celebrate your birthday We sing you a happy birthday Happy Birthday! Wooo! Wow! Wow!

Wow! Well, you saw that they surprised me. I'm very happy. Hey, I'm a fool. Because in the morning, Mylynn came with a box of cake. I said, what is this? I was going to take it and she took it away.

And I said, nothing, I just wanted something. And she goes and puts it in the fridge. And she said, I don't know, maybe I'll share it. And I was like, ok, I'm crazy.

But sometimes Mylynn is like that.

She doesn't surprise you. Malin, yes? Now, well, it was my cake. Dude, and when I got there,

the two of us, because Victoria was there too with a thing that inflates balloons. You came in and Victoria was like,

I swear, I didn't realize. And you caught me, dude.

And you said, I want you to discover us because we have things here and then I brought what they inflate. And you, look.

And I, what are you doing here? Good morning! I think what helped was that I didn't sleep much at the end. So I think that's why I was like this. But you got up and you got up like this. Yes, look. But thank you very much for this decoration, girls.

As you can see, I'm going to turn 21. 21, little cheese! You can blur the 8 like this and put a 1. Look, I'm going to turn 21. 21, come on!

Oh, yes.

I still have a life ahead of me.

No, you still have so much to live.

All 20s, I mean.

Yes, I mean, I'm telling you because I'm 28. Ah, no, yes, 28.

In October I'll turn 29.

So...

It's the best stage. It's always said,

the 20s are the best stage. What did I just tell you? That the 30s are the best. Someone just told me that the 50s are like wow! So life is awesome.

All life. We always complain. We're yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I have to become a green-bearded old lady because how many guys do I date? I'm already dating you!

No! With the guys, how many do I date? Well, not like that.

But with the girls!

But exciting, we ate a tiramisu cake. It's one of my favorite desserts, the tiramisu. It was very good. And they brought crowns. Birthday crowns! Can you put me

sparkles like that?

Ready?

It is for this reason that we have a very special topic today, girls. But first, how do you feel? Ah, I'm happy, happy to be on your birthday, another year Yes, a lot of things, some chestnuts, all the time, that I can tell you about Arturo and Juan, their plans. Do me a favor, I tell Lupita that I don't know when we turn around and we see them again and they are better friends than we are.

No, no, no, but we find out things enteramos cosas de nosotras dos por ellos. Sí, me dijo Arturo de que, oye, que hay que llevar no sé qué cosas de Lupita Madrid que no sé qué, que ya te dijo. Le dije, a mí no me dijo nada. Y no le había dicho. Sí, no, y tú cómo sabes.

No, pues, le do you see that we are going to plan a tour and blah blah blah and then we are going to end up in a restaurant, a restaurant where they sell pure meat, vegan.

It's a restaurant specialized in meat.

Uh-huh. So I told him, oh, great, it's going to be fine and I don't know what. Yes, so the only day Juan can, because obviously Juan is the only day that he can go, and I said yes. And he said, and we got there at 5 in the morning, and I said, Arturo, but it's my birthday. And he said, yes, that's why, it's going to be great. And I said, Arturo, but we're going to go to a meat restaurant.

And he said, yes, but there are always options of what you can eat. And I said laughing because I was like, you do get what I'm saying, right? But the emotion, with Juan, and I want to do all the things he told me, and Juan was the same, telling me, I was talking to Arturo about the plans

as soon as we get there,

you know I want to bring them from top to bottom,

for the jet lag.

He said, I'm the best.

And Juan is so... You're going to see him. He's another person in Spain. He's a lucid.

Do you remember at Victoria's wedding? How he was dancing like a lucid? Well, that, but without drinking and without music.

And all day long.

All day long.

So, no, we're going to get fucked!

I know how to get there fast. I swear, when we go to Spain, I feel like you become more young. Like, you become more jovial in Madrid, you know? And he starts saying the same thing, man.

And I told him,

that the 24th is a meat restaurant. And he said, yes, yes, yes, that you're going to freak out. You're going to freak out in colors, man. And I was like, excuse me, is it a cheese sandwich? Oh, that's sorry, I'm sorry. I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm like...

Is that a joke?

Let me know so I can laugh. And he was like, no, with some cuts where the meat is almost walking. And I was like, no.

Not because it's cheese. I remind you that it's vegetarian. No, but they must have salads. Really, kids. I, who have learned to live're a vegetarian. But you should have salads. Really, kid. I, who learned to live with a vegetarian, I really don't have the respect to hear that. Yes.

But I have a lettuce salad and tomato. While you eat well, while you have protein. And I have lettuce. Water.

Water with water.

I get really mad.

Do you understand me? But there's salad. Yeah. Dude, I get so mad! You know what I mean? Yeah, of course!

I always get mad. No, but there, in Solada, I was like... I mean, it's horrible. The point is, I tell Arturo, I feel like they were saying in their emotion, Kaz is going to love this plan on his birthday,

because it's a super special plan. So I told Arturo, Hey Arturo, I totally agree with with the whole trip, because it's my birthday and I've never been to Madrid. So I thought it would be cool to run around and all that. I was like, your parents are going, it's going to be cool. But I said, I would like to go to a place where I can choose different options, not have to look for options.

And he said, but it's the only day Juan can. All those days that...

What's going to happen?

I don't know. But then Arturo started laughing and said, Yes, I don't think so, right? And I don't think so. And then he says, Oh, it was going to be great.

Oh, like saying,

But well, I think they were going to give away money and everything. I had already organized a thing to look for gold bars in the restaurant and I told Arturo, I think I would like that day, if you want another day Juan, I can't, another day I mean, what a dumbass I was to be born that day Who sent me? Yes, that's good, thank you

Thank you for nothing For their friendship Yes, they said But it's the first time Arturo comes to Madrid You're going to freak out Arturo, I'm going to take you to eat. And I saw it, dude.

And I just said, no, let's better ask my sister-in-law, who is already very much of restaurants, like Chava, vegetarian and all that, to go to something delicious. I mean, we can be eating and having a good time, but to sit down to eat something, I was like, what? In an hour? We're just us. And I was like, ok, ok, I'll start organizing it. Fuck, you've changed all my plans, fuck!

And then...

Dude, I feel like Artur and Juan, you know, a little while ago, we were talking about what they were going to talk about, and I feel like they came to see if they said, they're assholes, dude. They're assholes. No, because it's the birthday of the dumbass. I mean, can you believe it? They want to go to a vegetarian restaurant. Just because Quesito is vegetarian?

In Madrid, duh!

How selfish!

Well, so he can eat churros!

Oh, but no, don't go around spreading this information. They're on a trip of we're super friends and we're going to do everything together. Of course. And we're going to do whatever the other person wants. And in their mind, there's always a place where they can eat. Yes, you always adapt, but sometimes your adaptation is forced.

Honestly. Like, well, no problem, because I've never been like, no.

Of course, if I tell them, let's eat here, crazy chicken!

They'd be like, damn.

Damn, I owe you, man.

But I'm not really a difficult person to go eat with. I never say, I'm not going to eat, eat everything. I see you here, since there's nothing. No, but I think my birthday would be a good day where I can say, how good I ate!

Hey, look at this hummus!

I mean, look at these little caps with tomato. Hey!

Something?

Sure! I'm going to eat these little tomatoes. Hey! Something? Of course. But this goes a lot with today's topic. Of course, because today's topic... Today's topic, kids, is a very special topic. I love it, I'm going to get mad and I'll start talking about it. When... Say it, Nelly. No, they haven't seen it. Put it on. No, but what is it? I'm If you don't die, because if you die... It won't happen again. No, no, no. However, many times when...

Here in Mexico, the dead are celebrated their birthdays.

Yes.

But the dead is no longer, obviously.

You didn't find out. Or who knows, someone... Some dead person that puts us... No, I did see.

Oh, that we disappeared.

They made a party for me. Ay, ay, que ya estamos rozando en octubre, eh. Ahí viene. Lo que se viene. Y el que se venga.

¡Hola!

¡Hola!

¡Hola!

¡Hola! Yes! Well, guys, today's theme is... Birthdays!

Bravo!

Very good!

Wow!

How did you do?

Shot!

It sounded like a song.

Really?

Yes. And I did it with my...

Let's see.

I'm going for Lucia, you don't know me.

It's true.

It's horrible, right?

It's horrible.

You don't know me with this.

But well, that's the topic of today's video.

How do you see it?

Oh, stop it!

What are you doing? I'm so sorry! But that's the topic of the day, how do you feel about it?

Oh, yes!

What do you do when I'm all dressed up for my wedding? I'm all dressed up for Lucía's wedding, and I declare you husband and wife. That's gross!

But did you know you could do that?

No, I just did it right now.

I was like, oh!

And I was like, wait, and I did it with this.

Like it was going to be something super cool, dude. But I'm crying.

It looks so weird, dude. You got to see the mask.

The movie with the mask. You look like a character. Oh! Hi!

No, but not ugly.

Pretty.

You scared me. No, no, no, pretty. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going, oh my God, wait. Dice, no, pues es que veras que gordisima la muchacha. Y dice, no, pero, la otra señora, no, pero no gorda, grotesca. Y yo volteo y le dije, ay, oye, pues sí, te lo juro,

aunque te sorprenda. Ella pensaba que yo estaba sorprendida de gordisima. And I was like... It's like, I didn't hear that in a meeting for a long time. I was like, what?

Every time I go to the province, those things happen. I've also heard people say, you should have seen a mastodon. A mastodon.

A back.

And like, what? But like, no, no, no. A mastodon? Don't you think a mastodon is like, no, no, no. Mastodon, don't you think a mastodon is like, no, the one with the back, it's a milfard.

That's why we're taking it off, dude. I swear.

Hey, don't be like that. Don't be like that, bitch.

Hey.

Well, but it's her birthday.

Birthday. So I'd like to know what the emblem says. And quoted, and unique in the whole world of the Cassipedia says about the meaning of birthdays

I... I...

I swear when you see the episode you will understand

I mean, it looks very weird, very weird Oh! Shut up! You're making a mess. I hate you. Typical with men. I hate you. I hate you, Esteban. Go away.

What? Gross!

You know what?

Like between laughs.

What?

Except that you're all silent. And I'm watching. And I'm not... Ay! I'm like... I'm like... I'm like...

I'm like...

I'm like...

I'm like...

I'm not going to have order today. But it's my birthday, so I'm going to do what I want. We can do whatever you want! Yes. Birthdays, when you turn one, your anus. But yes, because we're here.

Of course.

You have one more year.

When you turn one, your anus.

I couldn't think of anything.

It's true.

No, it's not true. I wrote that down. We already learned it with birthdays. With birthdays. What a coincidence! Birthdays are every year.

Today you are celebrating a birthday of your life.

Wow. Of course.

Of your life and your anus too. Because your anus was born with you.

Exactly.

You know there are people who are born without anus?

Ah, it's true.

And they have to do it, right?

And they get it to them. So, your birthday is not always your anus birthday. In your case, yes. Yes, in mine too. I think we're all born with an anus, right?

All of us here?

Yes?

Ah, well.

Who would say?

Who would say?

Of those curious facts that I know. Of course, and you know what we should do from now on? That when someone comes to kiss your anus, lo que deberíamos de hacer de un adelante, que cuando alguien te llegue a besar el ano, lo apuntes en el calendario para que tengas aniversario de El Beso Negro. La macumba a quien las alucines.

Eso sería lindo. Claro. Si un día llegamos a sacar un calendario, hay que poner tonterías así de que aniversario de El Beso Negro. Yo creo que yo sí tengo mi aniversario. I don't know why I have to say things like that. Black kiss anniversary. I think I do have my anniversary.

You have to be able to count and say, oh, it was that day. Yes, I do have it. I do remember it. I have the exact date. Oh yeah?

Yes, of course.

Of course, because it was a water party.

Of course.

What did you remember?

Well, you know.

Oh no.

Let's continue. Oh no. I'm And it's the year of many crises. And recently, someone told me, how do you feel about turning 28? And I was like, oh, man, yeah. And he told me, for me, the 27th was horrible. I don't know what it was, but I remembered and said, of course, for many people, the 27th is weird.

And I feel like I did have many crises, but on the positive side. There were many lot of changes towards success. Dude, literally, because we started with hallucinations, and then it was your birthday, and it was all this crazy year. It was crazy. Super crazy.

And I do think it was a year of a lot of growth, because in the end I learned from things I wouldn't have learned without hallucinations. But I don't think it was a bad year. I think for me it was a bad year. I think it was a watershed moment to say, this is going to be Quesito now.

And this is today, Quesito!

Applause, please!

This is going to be now.

No, no, no. You explained it to me. Remember that I want to look for depth in everything. And romance is your life? Always. So I feel like it's a watershed. I feel like I'll always remember my 26 and my 27.

That was abrupt. And you've got, I think you already mentioned it here, but I think we've never mentioned it, your age, the age of your canonical moment. Yes, we had one, but I don't remember.

Oh, that's when Victoria took my phone?

No, here I have mine, look.

Ah, perfect. It was... I don't remember what it was, but you added, subtracted, and I don't know what. And I was just the right age, the age. I was 30. I don't know what, it was when I was 30. I don't know what, but there was a big change in my life.

I left Godin's life to dedicate myself to social media. Oh, that's when you quit?

I got divorced, and all that mess. Crazy. I came to Mexico City, so my life changed. Lupita was Godin, and she gave me the exact age. How about I turn 27. What? I'm 28, I'm going to freak out. And what do you do when you're 13 and you don't even remember?

What do you do?

Oh, but I don't know how. How do we look for it last time? Oh, calculate the age at which you will have the most important change.

Uh-huh.

First step. No, I don't want first step. Let's see. suma todos los números de tu fecha de nacimiento hasta que solo te quede un número del 1 al 9 24. Plus 9? 33.

Yes, right?

Plus 7?

40. 40. It's reduced to 4.

At 4 years old?

Was it my birthday?

No, not there.

Ah, I'm still there.

I'm still there. And I was like, what happened to the four? Okay, now add the result of three plus two, so that gave me four. Okay, four is my canonical event. We're going to use the number of base 36 as a base, because the number is 36.

So 36 minus five. So I'm 36 minus four, 32.

Exactly.

At 32, it's going to be my canonical event. What's coming! What do you think? Let's watch this video when you're 32 and see if we can guess it. I feel like you're going to be in the movies.

You think?

Yes, I swear. At 36? No, at 32. At 32. That I'm going. I'm 32. Uh-huh. Can we carry sin? Eh, see? Chris simple sent to you. I love you As you will order the loopy to me dijo quiero que sepas que estas personas su exito les va a durar hasta abrir

Me dijo me entere. Yo dije no mames como te enteraste como sabes lo vi en donde en un sueño I saw it. Where? In a dream. We'll see. April, May, something like that. Remember, April, they put us in a dream, and we said yes or no. But... I feel like you're going to make a change like that, because you're going to be in the United States. Yes, dude. You're going to be in the United States, dedicating yourself to the cinema.

So, literally, it's going to be like you're going to start it from the beginning, this thing of going to the movies, but then it's like you don't have to come here for a project anymore, and your career is already there. I mean, Isa González looks stupid here, right? We don't love her much, but she does. Oh, I wanted to cry. Well, look, you have a prophet voice.

You'll see.

Oh, I would love the 32 we give, right? Yes, it's a great age, dude. To build the whole empire, for all the empire we already have. You're going to be building this empire here. Then you leave the empire well forged, whatever you want. And then it comes like at 28, you just start with this cotorreo and you're going to be there at 32.

Oh, shut up.

Imagine. I mean, the canonical event doesn't always have to be bad.

No.

It's a change.

It's a life change.

Okay.

That at first, for example, it changes your life, but it's almost always canonical. It's like, for good, you know? Because after that, it was like, boom. I mean, in my case, it did coincide, dude. Okay. In my case, it did coincide, literally. It was when I exploded on social media.

When I was a viral phenomenon. No, when it was on my social media. The whole mess. Of course there were lawsuits when he sued me. Like a lot... The canonical event also comes with disorder.

Of course, of course, everything moves. Everything moves, and in my case everything moved. I stopped living where I lived. Everything happened in my 30s. Everything, everything, everything. I met Juan, I stopped living... I started with my divorce, but there were a lot of problems.

I ended my divorce, I came to live in Mexico City. They started with my social media. It was chaos, I saw chaos, but inside the chaos I saw emotion.

Like, like that.

Oh, I hope so. 32, very good age. Ok.

Oh!

No, man, there's nothing missing.

There's nothing missing.

Oh, I wasn't even going to ask, what am I going to be doing at 32? There, on Saturday they told me, how do you look in 5 years? And I said, oh, man.

Oh, well, they're...

Oh, oh. How old do you look in five years? Well, it's... Hey...

So my canonical event is going to be in five years, guys. Four. Are you 28? For 32.

Well, yes.

And look, what a coincidence, that in four years,

I'm going to be 40.

Oh!

So we're going to... Oh, that's cool!

Oh, it has nothing to do with it! But speaking of me, I'm going to... Oh, that's cool! Oh, what? It has nothing to do with it. But if you talk about me, I'm going to have a 40.

It has nothing to do with it.

And I, look, you're going to be in your...

Canonical event, cool. And you, stability.

Canonical, I don't know, and I'm 40.

Doing lifting.

I mean... I'm warning you that I'm going to do a lifting. Me too. And I don't want people to say that I'm saying it because I'm telling them. No, I'm telling you right now. When I do it, there's a justification. Since I was 27, I said it's going to happen.

Me too. Well, 28.

Today.

Today. Me too, honestly. Look, we've talked about it.

Yes. We've talked about it, right? And we've said, how would it look? Let's go!

Sure!

But, birthdays, what's the birthday you remember the most? That's a good question! Because I... My birthdays are very... Since I'm from October, they're always related to Halloween, Day of the Dead, like that.

But I remember one that always celebrated with my sister, because she celebrated October 23 and my sister on the 25th. So we always celebrated together since we were little. That's why there's a story I told about the girl with the piñatas, my sister. That she said, I want the jorobado, her piñata.

And I was like, come on, girl!

Because we celebrated together, when we were little. But I think I remember one that my sister and I did in Monterrey. Because we lived, we were in foreign fashion, chavas, etc. We celebrated a birthday at a horror house. It was awesome, because everyone had to come dressed up and stuff. But it was the first time that we did it like... It sounds really stupid, like without adulthood.

You know? Like more like us. And it was incredible because we had a lot of friends. It was like a party, a lot of parties. That's the one I remember right now. I don't know if there's more. But in the end, I remember that I was having a great time. But then I remembered that the house was my responsibility.

Like, ok, everything is great, but my mom is not here for anything. We just moved to Monterrey. And I was like, what if something happens? What if someone gets intoxicated? And I turned around and I saw a friend with a barrel connected to a hose. And he was like, FANDA, FANDA! With the hose.

Of course, but he was wearing a headband.

And he was like, FANDA, FANDA!

And the beer came out of his nose. So I turned around and I focused on that. And I was like, holy shit. And then I turned around and I saw a friend kissing a guy who wasn't even a guest. I think it was a security guard who came in or something like that. From the house, like that. And I was like, okay.

And then I turned around and I saw a guy and he was like, Peter Pong.

It was a huge...

And I remember it because I was drinking and I got drunk. Because I was like and I felt down, because I was like, I can't leave these kids. We were all adults, I think I was 26 or something like that. But suddenly I was like, well, let's see what happens. I was worried and stuff, and then I don't remember what I said.

I was like, ah!

Like something got erased.

Like I said, well, come on!

And I had a great time and everything, but the next day I woke up and I was the mess. Who broke the sink? No, no, no. Vomited in the bathroom. But I turned around and said, of course, of course, I did this. Like this is my birthday, you know? However, I have never liked to party. Oh, ok. Like it sucks. Sin embargo a mí nunca me ha gustado hacer fiestecita pues.

Ah, ok. Como que me da hueva. Yo soy de tu equipo. Ah, ok. O sea, tengo cumpleaños de los que me he acordado, pero conectando con eso, yo conocí a Arturo en mayo y mi cumpleaños es en agosto.

El cumpleaños en junio, entonces su cumpleaños fue de que vamos a ir al antro con unos amigos So his birthday was like, we're going to the club with some friends and I don't know what. And his birthday was like a dinner with his parents. So there was an organization that this is my birthday. So I also don't like to party or anything, because it makes me feel pressured. That people remember my birthday as a joke. And I don't like that stress. I don't want to be a host of anything. I don't like it a host of anything. I don't like it, really. And I remember that I said, of course, I have to do something on my birthday.

Not because of Arturo, but we came from that. And I remember that I organized a meeting at a bar, and I said, and from there we go to an anthro and I don't know what. I invited a friend named Regina, who is from Reynosa and came to live in Mexico City. I invited Irma. Irma, you weren't here yet, if I hadn't invited you. I don't remember how many people I invited.

And Arturo told me, well, I'll pick you up in the afternoon, I'll take you to eat, I'll give you your gift and everything. And at night we already do the plan you organized. And that's when I started to get anxious that nobody is forgetting it.

I mean, my friend Regina, no. Because I had told her three days before. And it was my birthday and people were like, it's your birthday? And I was like, fuck, no, no, no. So Regina was like, hey, what's up? And I was like, I didn't know how to tell Regina.

And Regina said, do you want another bar? I felt uncomfortable. I was like, yes, let's see another one. I couldn't say no. So we ended up making the reservation and everything. And then Arturo comes to me, he gave me a really cool gift, and then he says, where do you want to go to eat?

And I started to feel the pressure. And I don't know. And he's like, well, what do you want? I don't know, I don't know. And he tells me, sushi, hamburgers, what do you want? I don't know. I started to think, ah!

I mean, it was like, ah!

Like, not crazy, but I felt that. And I was like, no, I don't know. Until we ended up in a random hamburger restaurant, literally random, And I started telling him that I felt really bad. I felt really bad, I started feeling my face warm,

I felt really bad, and I ate my burger. And he said, why? And I said, I feel a lot of pressure. Hey, I felt like I was going to buy a house that day. Yeah, dude! I'm going to take out a loan to the bank. And he's like, how? Why do you feel bad? Well, I feel pressure, because what if no one has fun? And he said, Cas, but that's not your responsibility on your birthday.

Your birthday is that people accompany you, and if people have a good time, that's good, and if not, everyone goes home, nothing happens. And I say, no, because they're going blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah I was like... I mean, bad, dude. And I was like... And I have dermatitis right now. And I was like, super bad.

And Irma told me, if you feel bad, don't do it. And I think Irma has experience with Andrés. So she told me, don't pressure yourself, it's fine, super nice. She told me, if they do something, let me know, it's fine. I called my friend Regina and told her I was feeling bad.

And she was so nice, like, dude, I feel like I was the one who was drowning in a glass of water because we all said, dude, we're not going. And I was like, fuck, I made them lose their day. And I don't know what. I ended up crying in Arturo's apartment,

crying in depression and watching TV. And that's when I said, I'm not going to throw a party. I think I'm going to throw a party.

Look.

Well, actually, on your last birthday, it was me, wey. The one I told you to go to dinner there for Countess.

Exactly.

I told Irma, I told Andrés. I told you, hey, but if you want to come here and you like this restaurant, yes, it's fine. It's true! And I told him, hey, as Andrés was also living there, I said, hey, how about you come and this and that? And still asking me because you didn't answer in the group. And, dude, if it's going to be because you don't answer anymore.

Yes, yes, it's going to be, come on!

That, but that helped me a lot because I remember that dinner that we had a good time. And at ease, very calm. But I was nervous about the bar and stuff, that my friends would bring friends and I didn't know what the hell. And you know, I was like, no, no, no, no. So I learned that mine is a meeting, or like, oh yeah, cake, and that's it. To feel that I have to do an event.

You know?

Yes, yes, yes.

And I think it's easier when we all agree. Like, what's up? Take me, right? Exactly. That's why I told Arturo, now that Juan and Arturo are micromanaging my birthday. That's why I told Arturo, like, the plan to go to Madrid seems excellent to me. Because I wouldn't have known what to do. And everyone is like, what's up?

But, well, give me a hand and go eat. Well, there's a sandwich. Yes, but I think the trick is that. It helps me when people do it and they just say, Come on, and I'm like, okay. Because you always pull for everyone, and you don't pull for your birthday, you know?

Look, I was always celebrating with my sister. My sister is very good at organizing. So I left everything to her, and I was very happy because I love being the protagonist. It's like, don't make me work. Don't make me organize. Let me arrive. No, no, no. I arrive and I'm a great host.

For example, my sister is also a great host. So we have a team where you're with the people.

You know?

What's up, everyone?

And my sister is in her group and everything, but she organizes everything. So when I stopped having birthdays with my sister, I was like, what do I do?

It was really hard for me.

Really? Yes, because I've been with her for 27 years, except when I was a single mom. Two years. But all my life, with birthdays, she went to Peru as an exchange student. And we were going to celebrate the new year, I traveled to Peru as an exchange student. We were going to celebrate her birthday. I traveled to Peru to spend it with her.

And then I came to Monterrey. She traveled to Monterrey to spend it with me. She organized everything very well. A small meeting like a bigger one. And we always mixed our friends. Her friends are my friends.

And it was great. But when I stopped living with my sister, it was like... Like, I mean... Nobody talks to my friends about me, or what? Like, how are we going to make the house haunted?

I mean, who's going to inflate the balloons? You know?

And then it started costing me, so what I started doing... Oh, I'm so good! So I started traveling. Of course. I started doing it, and I was like, let's do it! So I started traveling. I started buying flights. Of course, I started traveling the world, Santorini. No, but it's a good way, you know?

I swear, dude. Maybe I should try that. You're going to love it, dude.

Because that's how you stop doing things. And I started, I said, you know what? Fuck your mother. Like, I'm going to travel that day. So I liked it, just the weekend, the week of my birthday. And I'm not here because I traveled. I traveled, I traveled. And since I'm terrible at answering messages, I'm terrible at answering calls.

Like, I don't know, like, the one who talks to me and so on, I love it, but... I don't know, then I cry, like, it gives me a lot of feeling. And yes, everything was fine, but then they said, you know what, now for my birthday I'm going to travel to that place. So it was like... I remember you telling me that you run away, you like to run away on your birthday,

that my sister says that you're never there anymore, that we wanted to go visit you but you're not there, and I was like, sorry, I was in Japan! Of course, that's what you we went to the haunted houses. It was awesome. I loved that plan because it's like going to a place and telling everyone to come.

The plan is already there.

It's like going there and having fun. We went to a amusement park, Six Flags. We love them a lot. Because they offer it to us. We went to a amusement park, Six Flags. We love them so much. Here, here. Because I'm offered. Here, here.

So, that. And I loved it so much, man. And then, now that Juan turns 30 this year, we've been apart for a week, we want to do it together. Together.

Either you become sisters on your own. Yes.

Or I'll start recruiting people for my birthday here.

And is he celebrating his birthday or not?

No.

I mean, he likes to go to dinner, I mean, like that. But it's like, how can I tell you? I feel like you're a little bit in a matter of...

Nothing happens, I mean, something calm. I don't know, but it's weird because for example, for Juan it's more important to celebrate the day of the kings than his birthday.

I'm like, okay, I don't know.

Oh, well.

Yes, but for example, in terms of gifts, for example. But for me, birthday is super important, you know?

Yes.

Right?

I feel, I don't know why, but that's how I see it, that Christmas is like a fancy fancy, right? But on my birthday I feel like they're special gifts. Exactly. That's your gift. Like, you throw the house out the window. And for Juan, Christmas is like...

Santa? Sorry?

My birthday? I don't care. Juan says, Santa Claus? Fuck. That fatass. He doesn't go to Spain much. So, like that. But, for example, the year we went to the park, I liked that.

And I remember the first birthday with Juan, I just met him. And he told me, I just got divorced, blah, blah, blah.

And he told me to invite you to Spain for your birthday.

And you said, sorry?

Sorry? What the hell are you talking about?

And I'm going to ask you this question because, coming from a relationship where you paid for everyone to invite you to Spain for your birthday, it made you like... Sure. Like, really? Sure, dude.

It was like, ok, this one has cheese. Like, ok, and it was so beautiful. And it was when the trip that I told you was my beautiful. And that was the trip I told you about. I think that was my favorite birthday. The one we went to the south of Spain on a motorcycle.

I brought the anus.

That was a super birthday. Super, super birthday. And I had a great time. And it was like, you're starting out with the guy. I feel like it's from a super movie. Yes, it's really cool. If they made a book about that, I would read it so excitedly.

And then what? Where did they go? And then they got mad all of a sudden. And what about the worst birthday? What do you remember? The worst birthday... I think that one, right? Yes, because it never...

You know what happens? It was the first time I was away from my house, my family would make the effort to go out to dinner. That day, they would give me my gift. And it was the first time that I was alone, where I had to decide what was going to happen. Because with my ex, stealing underwears, never. It was never like, what are we going to do? Never.

And it was the first time that they didn't help me with the plan of going to a restaurant. And it was also the first time that a person told me, What are we going to do? Study! I was like, what? How? Do we have to do something? It was super weird.

And I think that was one of the worst birthdays I've had, but because of the crisis that came with it. Because later, when we were in Arturo's apartment, and we started watching TV, he said, Casper, if this is what you wanted to do, why didn't you tell me?

Of course, dude!

And from the beginning we would have gone to buy things you wanted to eat and so on, and we would sit down to watch TV. Because I also feel that birthdays are too, I don't know if the word, romanticized, so to speak, like you have to do something. When in the end, I know that you would have been happy watching movies with your dogs there, eating with Arturo in your quiet apartment. And that's a happy birthday too, man.

And I think that many people who are maybe, Oh, you're watching me on cassette, don't worry. No, I mean, when they are maybe more introverted, I see it with Juan. Juan really told me on his birthday, like, no, I want to be here at home, and I'm going to cook a pancake, a biscuit, and we eat it in the living room watching a movie.

And I was like, what?

And the fart?

Where's the alcohol, bitches? Get me a drug! You know?

Because of this belief that the birthday is obviously a celebration, but celebrations can be

in different ways.

Yes, I think one of my favorite birthdays was... Ah, the photos I posted and edited for Campanita.

Ah!

One of my favorites, I didn't know I was so sick of myself. I think that if you didn't show me that photo I posted, I would say I was super calm as a child. I was very humble. But that's where I see that you had these big thoughts. And you, of what? I'm the best in the world.

I'm the best in the world.

I mean, I think that was my favorite because in my house... Hey, but let's take a picture. Oh, yes.

Ta-da!

Yes, but in my house I did get used to being partied every year, but suddenly there was an age where I said, I don't want parties anymore. Because I'm old and I don't want bags anymore. Right now, I would love to have a birthday where there are sweet bags. I would love it. But I was fascinated with Campanita.

I loved it. And it was one of the only times in my birthday parties where I dressed up. So for me it was living a fantasy. Because I remember that they went to this Disney store and they bought me the special bell suit and they bought me my ballet shoes but green,

they put my white t-shirts on, all that stuff. And I remember they made me the bell chonguito, that super pretty, super laced. Dude, I told them that they were all a bunch of assholes. Dude, I am everything that is good in this life! We saw it all okay, so I'm gonna stop it. I'm gonna get it Okay, so the pussy step on me fiesta below it's to enter and I go This is an old concept. Oh, this is dando characterization. This is a new propuesta. This is a new cuerpo

Oye, entonces me emociona mucho y aparte no sé por qué en mi casa me encantaba que en mi cumpleaños pidieran bonais Pero en el cumpleaños era de que Bon Ais. Oh, okay. That's so cool! But on my birthday, they specifically hired a giant penguin-shaped ice cream cone filled with Bon Ais. And that was cool. But what I loved was that those Bon Ais never ran out.

So the best thing was, after your birthday, to keep them all in the freezer and eat Bon Ais for three months. I mean, for me, the fun part was the after. You explained to me. For me, the fun part was the after party. Like, oh, the food was great, the sweets. The cakes, I loved that. But that's my favorite.

That's why I edited pictures and all that. But something that really pissed me off at home, and I think I've told you this before, is that on everyone's birthday, they gave us something. Why?

What?

Why? How? So if you had a birthday, todos nos regalaban algo a todos. ¿Por qué? ¿Qué? ¿Por qué?

¿Cómo?

O sea, si tú cumplías años, ¿tu hermano también recibía regalo?

¡Órale!

Ajá, porque para mi papá era de que es tu día especial y tú quieres compartir con todos también.

No, no, no.

¿Perdón?

¿A poco salió de la vagina de mi mamá junto con todos? No, no, no! Did we say we share a vagina? I don't think so. Sorry? Dude, and you didn't think like, that gift could be mine. Yes, I did. What my dad did was a kind of differentiation. Like, this is your birthday.

Yeah, you realize that my dad starts asking you like a month before, what are you going to want for your birthday. So you start thinking and stuff. And I remember I got on the computer and I was like, can I use the computer for half an hour? Yes. And I was like, what's new with Nintendo? So I was looking and it was choosing your birthday gift.

So, ok, this is what I want for my birthday. And the day of your birthday they took you to the store to get it. So it was very exciting. And my brothers could choose something, but smaller. I mean, they couldn't, also a Nintendo, I mean, no, no, no. But it was something special, a doll, like something like that, a game you wanted or something. But for me it was like, dude, why?

It's my birthday! I mean, for me it was super frustrating and my dad said that. Because on the days when you are happy, it is also important that you share that happiness. Can I be happy. Why don't you just be happy? I mean, I'm happy because they gave me a Wii. Why aren't you happy? I mean, why do I have to give you something on my birthday?

I had never known that. What I do feel is that it helped us a lot to be very shared and so on. You know, like, if they gave me something, I wanted to share it with my brother. Or vice versa, it was like, then, then, look, blah, blah, blah. And we could have created it without giving it away to everyone. But I feel like, I don't know, I get the feeling of having three Christmas every year. It was awesome.

You and your brother, then. That's right, because I'm going to tell you, when it was the other way around, it didn't bother me. Of course. Because it's my birthday too. And you have to be shared. Because remember that you have to share your joy. Come on, come on. That joy is seen in a gift.

That was super selfish, dude. That on my birthday you don't give it to anyone and on the others, yes, give it to me.

Sure, dude. No way.

But it was like, fuck. But I tell you, now that I'm older, I don't feel like, you know? I mean, I say, no, I'm sharing the joy too.

Of course.

But why did you have to give them a Nintendo game? It was my birthday. And it was super exciting that they told you, where do you want to go eat? This was the dynamic at my house. They asked you a month before what you were to eat and you started thinking about it all month. And on your birthday, they either took you out of school or you didn't go. I love it.

It was awesome. And they crossed us at McCallen, which was like... And they told you, let's go buy your gift and then we'll go eat. Think about where you want to go eat. So as you were looking at me, if they got your gift and everything and you were like, where am I going to want to go eat? And then you ended up in that place. I loved it. And I think that's why I like quiet birthdays.

Because that was my dynamic, that there is a gift and choose where to eat. And then the party or not? Yes, that's the one that they kind of put together. If... what will it be? If... someone else turned one month old at the same time, we would get together and it would end up being a month later or a month and a half later. But the day of your birthday, that was the dynamic.

Oh, I get it. That's cool.

I liked it.

Oh, that's great.

But on my birthday, I'm not going to give anything to anyone. I don't have to give you anything. You don't have to? No. It was my birthday. But now that you say it, next year, a gift for everyone. What do you do next year, guys? A cheese gift. Yes, because they taught you at home.

Of course. And you have to continue with the traditions. Hey, but it's nice. Look, I don't mind that much because since I was celebrating my sister's birthday, we both had gifts, we both opened them and we always gave them, since Carlita was there, we also gave Carlita because she was the baby. So, it was like the three of us had a gift on our birthdays. But something I really liked, I remember, was that on the day of the birthday,

we had the dynamic in my family that we would wake up the partner singing him the morning songs. I mean, we all went up to the room and I was fascinated.

Of course, because you are super early to wake up and everything.

Yes, yes, yes.

And my parents, this was a cool hour, not like 6 in the morning. But I always woke up very early. Besides, I was fascinated by this dynamic. And it was like the whole family, like, these are the mornings, like this, with a cake. Many times my mom couldn't reach the cake,

she would put only penguins and candles and so on to wake up. And you wake up asking for a wish. Your first words have to be a wish on your birthday. The thing is, when I was turning one, and they separated it for me on the 23rd and my sister on the 25th, but I would wake up early and I remember waking up like this, and they hadn't come, looking at me like,

I think they're coming right now.

Time was going by so slowly. A stream of light, and can't imagine Lupita. I was like, I was covering her like this. To look perfect when she wakes up.

I was in bed like this. Sometimes I would put on a plushie. I would throw them away when I went to sleep. Because I didn't like them at night. My mom laughed a lot because she was like, Lupita, I know you when you're asleep.

And I would turn the bed upside down, you know? And Gabriel is like... It's true, but he sneezed at me and he went into the room and I was like... Are you alone?

And you? And I was like... Did he wake up already?

So, I remember that... Oh no, I'm going to cry. That the first birthday I spent outside my house no, I'm going to cry. That the first birthday I spent outside my house, that I woke up alone, because I already lived in Monterrey. So it was like that, I remember that one day before

I was doing my shit at work, and it was super late, and my boss told me, hey, go, don't be late. And I was like, no, the thing't have that many friends in Monterrey. And he said, no, I think tomorrow you'll be turning one. You know, you'll get the day.

I said, no, it's not the day, I can come.

And he said, what do I do? And I said, no, no, no, take your day, and blah, blah, blah. And I realized I was doing overtime at work so I wouldn't get home, so it wouldn home until tomorrow. And I was always excited about my birthday, but that birthday... I was like, no way. The thing is, I woke up like this, and it was the first time since without breakfast.

And I was like... And the only thing I had was my Dino. I was like, at least I have Dino, it's fine. Well, I think I'm going back. There was a park back there. I'm going to walk have Dino, it's fine. Well, I think I'm going to go back. I mean, there was a park back there. I'm going to go with Dino. And Dino, what do we do?

Well, we eat a meat pie or what?

And I'm thinking, what to do?

And all that.

And I'm like, well, it doesn't matter. Let's go, Dino. Because I remember that the boyfriend about cassettes. I was preparing my favorite cake in life, it's Carlota's. I love her so much, so I was like, I put on some music and I was like,

I'm going to prepare my cake. I was preparing everything and they were talking about cassettes. They were like, Miss, are you looking for her?

And I was like, who?

And they were like, no, it, let them pass. Well, she came in and I was like, who sent me flowers? I said, my boyfriend at that time. I said, well, it's okay. Dude, when I got in, it was my family. Oh no, dude.

Don't do it to me.

I did it to you, bitch. And I was like, and I saw, obviously, that! And I was super sad, like, it's my birthday. And I remember that time, I was literally in pajamas, I was in flip-flops. Yeah, because you were expecting it, you were like, I'm not going to do anything today. Of course, and more because my parents were going to Monterrey and they always came to the airport for us. So my sister, my two sisters, my dad and my mom came over. And they said, happy birthday.

And I started crying a lot. I was like, what's wrong? And I didn't know.

I was like, I think that was the nicest one. Yeah. And when my mom saw that I was getting this, she was like,

oh my daughter, they brought the milk carton and everything to make the cake.

And I was like, look at what we brought. And they brought the milkmaid and everything to make the cake.

And I was like, no, look what we brought. And I was doing it alone, mom, because I'm self-sufficient. And I said, if they hadn't arrived, and we just chatted there, we put karaoke, it was super cool. And I say, how crazy, if they hadn't arrived, I feel like I'm not't have... Because I'm not the type to think about sadness. It's like, well, whatever. And I feel like I would have been sad, maybe, but I wasn't having a bad time alone.

You know? You were just different. Yes. But I was like, you should have let me spend my birthday in hiding so I could have something to tell here. But I was like... Because'm going to celebrate my birthday with Dino to have something to tell here. But I said, because then I thought about it, I said,

how cool that they arrived, I would have been super alone and blah blah. But then I said, no, because in the end I was making my favorite cake with Dino, in my single apartment, alone, in Monterrey. I mean, it was like, it's not that bad, right? I mean, have you all had a birthday like this, alone? Yes, when I started working in the office, and my brother was already working and stuff, it was already very complicated.

I mean, because it wasn't that easy. I feel that when you're a kid, it's like, they wake you up in the morning, and then they take you to school, and stuff. And I feel that as you grow up, you understand that there are many responsibilities and all this stuff. And I remember that there was one in particular, that I think my dad had to go on a trip,

and I was super used to the same thing, that they took me to school, Happy birthday! And I remember that it was, I don't know, 8 in the morning, and they hadn't congratulated me yet, and I felt like, oh, man. I mean... I felt horrible, man. And then I was going down, and my brother was still in his room,

getting ready to go to work, and I was like... Man, that's ugly. It was the first year that I realized that people have lives, even though it's my birthday. You know? And I remember that I was so exhausted,

that I went up to my room and I was like, I'm deaf and I don't know what. And suddenly my brother came up with a waffle and he put a candle on it. He told me, we can't do anything but happy birthday. And I was like, but it was like, and I, I love you, stupid.

So I remember he had that little detail of saying that we have to go to work and all that, but at least here you are and you know it's your birthday. And I went to the office and everything, and it was like you say, like sweet and sour, because it's like, it's the first year that... Because imagine that my birthday was on Tuesday, a day that was difficult for people to be like,

it's your birthday, you have to go to work, you know? No hay que ir a trabajar, ¿sabes? Pero estaba yo bien porque decía, pero estoy en mi trabajo, y me felicitaron los del trabajo, y me hicieron un pastel que le hicieron un círculo en medio.

Claro.

Pero me acuerdo que lo difícil fue llegar a mi casa, guardar el puto círculo del pastel en el refri. Pero luego acostarme y decir, ya, ese fue mi cumpleaños.

Ya.

Sentía así como, qué raro. It's very weird, but I also said, but it's my birthday, what should I do?

Of course.

But it's weird, it's true. For example, this year that my birthday falls on Sunday, I think that if we didn't go to Madrid, I feel like I wouldn't have done anything. No, I think that here we would have done Juan, Arturo, you, me, I would have done nothing. But it's not that happy birthday dynamic anymore. That's it. That doesn't exist anymore.

Of course. It's so weird. Especially when you're still living with your parents. You're the star. When you're the birthday girl, you're the star of the day. And as you grow up, you're not a little girl anymore.

It's calm. I remember that birthday. All morning, it was like... It was like she was thinking about me, because I didn't even want to open the message. I mean, I didn't even want to see my phone, because I knew that if they called me or something, I was going to cry, like...

Where are you going? How are you doing?

And I was in my apartment.

You were in your Carlota. Literally, with my cookies like this. Well, you know? I didn't even... I mean, I moved away from social media. I didn't want to see anything, dude. And I was just with Dino. And I was like, ok.

I wanted to occupy my mind. But then I remember that I had a good time with Dino. I was alone with Dino. And I was like, that's good too. Because I clicked. I was alone with Dino and I thought, this is good too. It clicked for me, this is my life today. I'm not at home anymore, I'm not in Hermosillo where all my friends are.

I have to make a new life here. If I want a birthday surrounded by friends, I have to make friends. I thought about it and my parents came. We had a great time at home. And then when I went to sleep, I was like...

I'm sober. It's like...

Wow! How interesting. It's different.

I feel like it's from one birthday to another. It's different. Yes, 100% dude. And I remember that my jump was also that I had like... Every week, birthdays! First this club, then this bar, and then I don't know what, and then this one with my sister.

I mean, I had this protocol and a year before it had been like that. And then the next year in Monterrey, pfff. I mean, they took everything from me. So that, like, pfff, it doesn't exist anymore. And this is your new life. Because before your parents, your siblings, your friends, I don't know.

And when you grow up you say, of course, if I want to do something for my birthday, I have to make friends, I have to make a circle. It's not like you wake up and they have decorated you and you're like, now me? despiertes y te tengan decorado y yo como ahorita a mí. No, no, no, pero si me explico, tienes que tú generar como ese ambiente para que también se dé. Y eso es lo difícil, que de repente es como como que tú no me vas a comprar mi pastelilla. O sea, como que tengo que organizar yo eso.

Y luego siento que pasa mucho con la Navidad también. Que ya tú tienes que empezar a crear la magia de la Navidad. You're not a kid who gets that magic made up. I love it.

Right?

It's like, why don't you keep waking me up so I can go to Santa Claus? Come see the presents! When you said that my brother, I remember perfectly that there was a Christmas and he said, Mom, do you know what I want for Christmas? And my mom, of course, little one, come here. What do you want?

Not to go.

And my mom was like, what do you want? Not to go. And my mom said, what?

I don't want to go to Christmas.

And I said, how? How are we going to go to your grandma's house, sit in a chair, all dressed up, with heels, to see our faces? And tell the same stories. And tell the same stories, and be in line

so that some eat first, then others, because we don't all fit on the table.

How not? I don't want to go to the couch, sit down and be there with everyone. No, no, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to. And I'm like, what do you want?

I want to be... He's very Nintendo, he's a gamer. So, I want to be playing, and I want to be playing. And I want to be playing, and I want to be playing. And I want to be playing, and I want to be playing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I was like, air conditioning, I don't know. And that's it. And I saw him like, please, really. And then I started to think about how José was spending his time in those meetings.

José was always like, we're just women, we're just cousins. And his cousin, man, he didn't spend time with him, he spent time with his girlfriend or I don't know, with his other family. And the only thing he said to me was, he was like, haha who was like... And I was like... And he doesn't like screaming, he doesn't like being around people. And he's more of an introvert, so I was like, mom, tell him.

He's the happiest guy in the world.

He's like, I love my life!

Of course, he's like, go ahead and live your life. I was like, I'm in my little kids from Roblox. And I was like, of course, because everyone plays differently. And on his birthday, he's very comfortable. He's like, what do you want to do? Nothing, maybe a barbecue with my friends or not.

Or nothing.

Or nothing, literally, play. And his friends always come, they love him. They're like, hey, José, what's up?

And they sit down to talk outside, like, José, what's up? And he sits down to talk outside and I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

and my dad was like, how are you not coming to Christmas? Stupid. And Arturo was like, come with us, I don't want to. And I didn't know how to tell them,

I don't want to. It wasn't like, no, I don't want to, thank you. It was more like I wanted everyone to shut up, the little pig. I just wanted everyone to shut up. And let me sleep all day. And I had a great time. I had a great time because at the end,

at Christmas, people start to get along from 23 and they stop getting along until 26. Those three days for me were like... Do you remember you got a little bit more rest? Because I was like, come here! I swear, I want to turn off the light.

And be like this, lying down. And I... I was envious. Of what? Me too. I would like to do that too. I would like to meet the whole family.

But kids, if you have a birthday, a celebrity, whatever you want, and you want to spend it alone with yourself, lo que tú quieras y quieres pasarla tú sola contigo, padrísimo. Ajá, si es tu versión, hazlo. O sea, creo que eso fue lo que aprendí después de esa crisis que me dio de que yo tengo que hacer lo que ese día yo quiera hacer porque al final del día yo puedo decidir. O sea, y también si no quieres celebrar, es un día más, ya no importa.

Sí, 100% la verdad. Pero, ¿qué otro cumpleaños me acuerdo así padre? ¿Nunca te tocó así de que si cumplías años llevar pastel a tu grupo, al salón? Ay, por ejemplo, eso les voy a decir. Yo odiaba porque mi cumpleaños generalmente cae en el primer día escolar. Entonces, acuérdense que en la primaria nadie se va a acordar de que la CAS cumple el 24 de agosto.

Entonces, muchas de mis amigas ya estando ahí decían, So many of my friends were already there and they were like, hey, it's your birthday, no way. Or if it was a new school cycle or something, no one knew. No one knew, not even the teacher. So it was like, I hated it because it takes, I mean, it takes like a month to make friends in the classroom that you already say, this is my friend.

And I saw how a month had passed and people were like, it's your birthday! And they were wearing balloons and my mom and I were like,

what the fuck?

No one knew it was my birthday. But I think it was because it was a very difficult day. Yeah, man. I remember when I turned 15, I turned them in high school. And I'm from October. So we started high school in August, you know?

And I've already told you that for me, the beginning of high school was difficult at the beginning of high school because it was the first time that I had a hard time interacting. Emma went to another school, with Abby, I separated from my friends. So it was hard there. And just for my birthday, I was super nervous because I had guests, but I had invited them since... I felt like it was a long time since I saw them, from high school that I invited to my 15th birthday party. And in high school I didn't know anyone, I didn't even get that much.

And then in high school, almost no one turned 15. The 15th birthday party was in the 3rd year of high school. And I went from 14 to high school there, you know? And everyone was older, man. And I felt like... Then my cousin was older, and I was like, I'm going to invite your friends, my friends, when I was in this stage of taking everyone from my generation.

I started hanging out with my cousin's friends and they were all like, who are you? And I was like, and of course, that's how they were. Some, but it was like I was even ashamed to live. I was like, oh, I don't know if I invite you, I don't know if it's inviting you because you're already too old, and then the high schoolers, I don't even know where they are, and what the fuck, going door to door, because before I was like, I'll bring you another invitation here in my house, you know?

And I was like, please, let it happen. And I was very afraid, the day of my 15th birthday, that no one was going to come. Because I don't see my friends every day, because we are in different high schools. I mean, super pretty and everything. But I remember that today I say, if someone asks me, do you want to go to Quince?

I think I would say... I know myself, I would say yes. But for example, if I see Maria Serena, I would say, no, go travel.

I mean, what the fuck, to Quince?

You know? I don't know. Quince is something that... I don't know, I don't know. The 15th is something that... I don't know why you long for it so much that at the last minute it can be very frustrating. What can I say to you? No, man. My 15th at the club, remember?

Can you go to that episode? No, horrible. I would tell you... Obviously, instead of making an effort, because I remember that at that time my house was going through a very difficult economic situation. So I remember that my dad sold his truck to throw me a party. I never said that because it's not funny, you know?

But if I share that, I remember my 15 years old with a lot of joy. Saying, man, you made an effort because you cared about what I felt. Not so much because I didn't love her. But no, it's not true. I do explain myself. I mean, not so much because I didn't love her, but it's true, she did explain it to me. But if I already share that and I'm grateful for that, I wouldn't like it. You know, like, why didn't you give me the money?

I would see how I invest it. And I would buy a land when it cost 10 pesos.

For example.

I mean, yes, I would say that I would not have it again. And you didn't dance with anyone, right?

No.

I did dance with my chambelanes. 15 chambelanes!

15? You're crazy.

But that's how you wear them. You don't wear them like this.

Of the 15 chambelanes.

Yes, of course.

15? Of course!

15 chambelanes?

Yes!

How come?

No, they're 15! Lupita, two hours of your dance lasted? I would be another Chameleon.

I liked them a lot.

I think you invented that to invite everyone. I was dancing with everyone, leave it to you. I danced with Alex, I also danced with two, and with two other football players, and with one of the high school kids, I remember the important ones, one of the high school kids, I liked him because he was older.

And you told him, do you want to be my chambelain?

Yes.

Oh, how is that? I can't imagine telling someone, do you want to be my chambelan? Yes. Oh, how is that? How is that? I can't imagine myself telling someone, do you want to be my chambelan? No, because you realize that you have your main chambelan, which was my cousin Edgar, I send you a kiss. He was my cousin, which is super cool, right? If you want them to go with clothes like that.

For example, I didn't want choreography. I didn't want anything to scare them. To scare them. Yes, zero, zero, zero. Of course, if you have this choreography, you have to tell them before. To rehearse it.

But in my case, no.

In my case, it was like, no, no, I just want them to have rice on the day of the party and that they separate. The thing is that I like these five that I tell you, but since I had no kind of bond between them, it was very cool to mess with them. You made your appointment at home that day.

And I remember that I told Emma, I bet that today I'm going to tell her, I love you, to five different people. And Emma, no.

And I was like...

And I was dancing like this, like, oh Lupita, I knew they liked it. And I was like, oh no, you're using me as a bait. And before leaving, I was like, thank you, I love you. And I looked him in the eyes to leave. And I was like... The two of us like this.

And Aló was the one who was following. And Emma was like, no way. And I was like, you know what? And I said, I love you.

I didn't even love them. I liked them and everything. But just to make him feel something. Yes, dancing.

To make me dance, it's super romantic, you know? With many loves.

And I was like...

I love you. And then the other one came. And I remember that when the other one came to dance, it was like I did this to the other one.

Can I? Pure baby, dude. Pure kid there. 14, 15...

And they did it in a row or what?

Yes, of course.

And how long did the song last? Or did you repeat it? What's the trip? I think... Can you comment down below? No, I think it was repeated.

I don't remember if...

I don't remember if...

You said it 5 times.

I love you.

There are 10 left. But why 6? I've never seen 15 chambelanes. I've been to many quinceañeras. I've never seen 15 chambelanes. And I've been to a lot of quinceañeras, but I've never seen 15 chambelanes.

Comment down below, beautiful people, that there are 15 chambelanes.

And that you think, no Lupita, you made it up. Because you liked 15. And you realize that in La Rosa, you put the name of the people you want to be your 15 chambelans. I already had them in mind. So, a lot of kids come and they're like, all the roses, and they come and look for their name.

So, like, let's see if they say, oh, he didn't put me. Or, like, no, man, yes! So, they have the rose with their name, and they get really excited. Sure, it must be really fun. Obviously, if you're a super shy kid, then no. Like, what a joke, I don't care.

But honestly, everyone was like, yeah, I don't know. And your friends are there checking if you're really into them. They know who they are. Like, look for them if you can't find them. Like, look for them, they should be around.

And your friends are like, oh!

Let me tell you, not because I'm like that, doesn't mean I don't enjoy life. When someone's birthday is coming up, I'm like, what are we going to do? Sure. What are we going to do? And I'm like... I told you, maybe New York, but why did you choose New York for your birthday? That's what I told Lupita, but since it's not your birthday here, what the hell? she was awesome and she was a dancer,

so she danced a waltz in puntas, dude. I mean, she went to the mame, dude. She did a choreography because she had been dancing all her life. Her chambelan was our best friend Miguel. I was like, that's so cool, but do it. No. But I want people to party and I like it when people do crazy things. I understand why a kid would go and say, no way, he got me. Yes, yes, yes, and your friends are there and your friends are the ones who tell you the reaction.

When this guy came, no way, did you realize he didn't have a rose? Imagine having kids, I see them and I'm like, they're like 14, 15 years old, in that big beanie, like, ah! But also me,

that,

I remember I told my friends, Lupita, how did you tell five that you love them?

And they're like, yeah, let's see if they fight.

Why?

Why?

You know?

And for what?

Imagine that they have to separate some 15-year-old kids and hit them.

And I said, just in case. And I said, yes, to see if they fight. And nobody fought, dude. How are they going to fight? They didn't even bump into each other. So, not on account, nothing to do with it.

And I remember that the only thing that failed was that I wanted going to kiss. Of course. No, I've already kissed Alex.

Yeah, but not officially.

No, not officially.

So I said, no, I want to kiss when I'm 15. I want to kiss.

And no.

No. My mom was always close. Mom, why don't you stop seeing me?

Dude, can you just that you don't know how to stop. And I felt like a lot of drool and I was like, I think no. Did I explain myself? And it wasn't Oh, you know who it was with? Who? With this guy that... that we ended up being friends and I hated him

and he tried to hug me after an exam and I told him to get lost. It was with him.

Oh, so you liked him.

Yes, I liked him. But at the same time, there was a lot of nonsense in between.

Yes, we don't know.

I mean, how was your first kiss? We're talking about anything. It was in the classroom with Alex. Oh, yes, right. And he kissed me like this. It's what I'm telling you, because it was a normal kiss, I was like 15 or 14. It was a normal kiss, but he was like,

why are you drinking? I think he was very nervous.

Of course.

Yeah.

And then I was like, I'm going to suck my lips so they're not dry.

Yeah, I felt it.

Dude, now that you're talking about kisses,

I remembered a friend's kiss. ¿En serio?

Güey, ay no, de verdad es que niños en esa edad, pues mira, ¿qué te digo? Güey, terminó de cuenta así de que viene y que ya, que no sé qué. Güey, nos had little bars.

His little thorns. Here.

White. That they burst and... And he had a lot of acne, but that's what... A lot, he always had the white tip. Especially at that age, very hormonal and all that. The white and yellow tip. He had a lot of acne.

I mean, his thing was like... They called him the shrimp, you know? Why?

You take his head off and he's good.

Oh!

What a bastard!

He was with the shrimp.

But he was a kid, man.

That's why he's a bastard.

You take his head off and you're like, oh well. Because he had that face with a lot of money, but he had a very nice body, right? Like a sportsman and everything. And he was a sportsman, and he was like, and he was coming with all this stuff like that, dude. Like little bars like that. I swear, that's why we were like that, watching him.

Like, come on kids, listen. I've never heard that happen. It happens. Girls that age, oh boy.

They're going to mess up.

They're going to mess up. I mean, they're going to mess up.

But I also think, what the hell were they doing with their faces?

So that you can't express it. So that you can't express it.

I mean, you know?

It must have hurt him too, then. I don't know, but I feel like those were those times when... You know how those were, those intense, hard times? Those were the times when we were crazy! She would give us a cringe, and every time I said it, she would say, you were walking in the dark, in the parking lot. That's what happens when you're crazy.

Hey, you leave the parking lot at 3 PM.

What happened?

And you're there among the pebbles?

Hey?

And what?

That's all I'm going to tell you. Well, look, comment if it has happened to you. Comment if you have had acne from other people on your face.

Not here.

Chavacos, well this was birthday. Something we need to add for birthday. Do you like me to sing you the morning songs? No. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know where to put it. I don't know what to do. If they gave me an instruction, I would do it great. Give me an order.

But, Miley says, I start singing with them on my birthday. No, Miley. Happy birthday to me. I mean, no. Neither, Miley.

I think it's more my discomfort. But if it wasn't for my birthday, I would say, Oh, I didn't like the early birthday songs. For example, I remember that my mother-in-law or my sister-in-law, when they have their birthday, I sing them the early birthday songs, because in Spain they don't use the early birthday songs, they are Mexican. I don't know if in Latin America.

The case is that they sing, Happy birthday, happy birthday, Feliz cumpleaños, feliz. O de que los cumplas muy bien. Algo así, no recuerdo cuál es su canción, españoles me dicen, pero debe ser la de cumpleaños feliz, cumpleaños feliz, que los cumplas. Sí, ¿verdad? Esa cantan ellos, y yo, ¡qué aburrida!

Ay, pues me la tienen que cantar porque va a ser mi primer cumpleaños europeo. It's true, I'll sing it to you. It's shorter. Ok. It's like the national anthem. And then there's the long version, I sang it to my mother-in-law. The one that goes... In the baptismal field

I was born!

The Ruy señores sang

And like this.

And in the...

Look, sing it to me.

And in the baptismal field to me. And in the baptismal pillar, the Ruy señores sang And what's next? And in the stars...

I don't know.

I already said that. And the light of day is born Get up in the morning Look what dawn has brought They put me in the autotune so they can say, wow Lupita sings.

But what are you doing all that time?

Nothing, just being like this.

And I can't see you, I'm like... Always, always looking at you. Oh no, hey, give me a birthday gift. I want an instruction on what to do when you get morning sickness. Someone who really loves it. Well, you like it. I like it.

And what do you do?

I just smile all the time.

I see them all. I see them all singing like this. And I keep them in my mind as photos. But I look super weird, do you agree? And I sing too, and then...

Bite me... I love it, man. I feel like it's the only chance you have in a year to bite a cake. Sure, if it was the one they broke and you had bitten it, I would have said, what happened? Or being at home like, I don't know, do you want dessert?

Guys, you know?

It's the only time. And it's like, ow! How are you going to bite a cake? The texture and the fact that I'm going to get dirty controls me more. Yes, it's like, you know.

And then I'm going to have to put a filter on the podcast and we're going to look like anime without a nose. is super de radio viste si bueno chicos con esto con esto despedimos tenemos una última sorpresa las chicas se van a desnudar y se van a encremar en frente de ti porque es que ellas tienen ese hábito entonces ya dije no pues si quieres para que cito yo prefiero que me canten las I swear to you. Hey. With Mitchell. No, they already added that.

They added it. We love you so much. Enjoy, congratulate Quesito. Yes. Go all like this. Let the Quesito engagement be.

Yes, let them say what happened. Of course. And I do everything at ease, charging more. Exactly. That's what I want for my birthday, make it for me.

Give us your hand. Make us the ball. Hey, this means that this episode is coming out on the 25th. I'm the other one? I'm the Friday, listen to me.

How crazy.

Look, five days after your birthday. I would say.

We are so united.

Exactly.

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