Axar REACTS to his Memes on T20 WC, Fun w RoKo, MSD Retirement, Siraj's English n more | 2 Sloggers

Hello everyone, welcome to another episode of Revisits with 2 Sluggers. And Taran, before we start, I'm getting goosebumps. I can't believe where we are. We're in Nadiad. Yes, Akshay bhai, we're there. But I can't believe how we've come so far.

I mean, we took a flight and came to Nadiad. But you can understand that we're a little nervous, excited too. We don't understand what we are going to do today.

You will show me a meme and I will react.

That's it.

Exactly.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Akshay Patel. Who casually drops such straightforward answers. We have brought you those memes, many more memes, photos, images, videos today. So welcome to Two Slugggers, Akshar bhai. Thank you so much.

You invited me to your house.

Yes, to your house.

You invited me to your house and made me wait. No problem, you can come.

We didn't make you wait. An airline has made us wait. The one whose name starts with I and ends with O. Airline bashing Siraj bhai. We won't say anything to the airline. That's Siraj bhai's job.

Let's start the track.

When this song was in IPL I, Rishabh, Avesh Khan and Ishu bhai used to sing this song so loudly to tease Ishu Bhai This is your personal IPL anthem Yes, it's my personal IPL anthem

I also listen to rap songs a lot, hip hop ones

Oh, the one with Emiway

Emiway, yes, the public of Emiway

Yes, this is that public

In England, you know, you have to take a bus 2-3 hours from somewhere else, he started singing this song. So why have you ruined Surya's mood? He's singing a song and he's wearing headphones.

Noise cancellation.

He knows that there's not that much of a sun voice.

Virat got to learn a new thing. So, we had a fantastic time. And Mr. Kapil...

Hey, you're the one who's talking. We had a fantastic time and Mr. Kapil is... Hey, dad, you're talking in Tarik.

This is iconic.

The story behind this was something else.

What?

That's why we're here.

Tell us a censored version of it.

Do you know what the people of Delhi like? What words they like? They keep asking me what I say in Gujarati?

You know that Tari...

Beep Beep

It's like this, right?

So he comes suddenly and Bapu Tari

And then

Bowling Kamal

Ohhhh

Okay

I was like okay okay okay

I thought it's fine

So I did that

Even the abuses are pan India

He likes to drink It's good to do that. Even the abuses are pan-India. I like to play.

Which ground I'll go to, I'll do it there.

Now when he hits 100, message him Babu, you're hitting a batting. Should I do it today? Yes, today. But this is the 2021 Pink Ball Test Match. Everyone says that there's a left arm bowler in Pink Ball

who plays very dangerous and plays for Delhi Capitals.

He is not Mitchell Stark.

He is Akshar Bhatt.

Yes, only then you can say that he is in Pink Ball. Because I have played only one. Tell me, who do you support in Ashes? The type of cricket we play, I mean the good cricket I play, I support that. You mean Australia. Particularly, I don't support anyone.

The good cricket I play. I support those who play well. After listening to Akshar, I got goosebumps.

Goosebumps moment.

Do you support good English or not?

That's my question.

No, I support Goosebumps.

Ravi Bhai called me and I was like

Wow, I am so happy

Announcement, Mahi is retiring And Jaina Bhai started crying Everyone was crying I was like, what happened? Before I could say anything, he said

Bapu, you came and brought me

I was like

What did I done?

You have to laugh and cry here.

I was thinking the same.

I had to react.

This too.

But you were like...

This is your moment.

I just went. I'm a 20 year old boy. I reached the racing room. I reached on the same day. The first day was over I was still trying to understand what was going on Suddenly, in the end, there was a bit of a mess

2-3 people were going here and there, Ravi bhai was going to meet At that time, Mahi bhai didn't even carry his phone So maybe...

Now he says he doesn't carry it even now He does, he does

Now he does I have seen it on the internet, iPad, then they have nothing. Zero screen time. You can't even contact them. Everyone is talking, you talk at home, ask, this is such a big decision, you tell the family. They said, this is my family.

And...

Suddenly, goosebumps.

I get goosebumps on everything you say.

But yes Bro

This happened and suddenly Same, I'm crying I don't even know I'm neither this close nor It's my first time When we shook hands, everyone was saying

Well done, congratulations for your career So I also Congratulations, my bro As soon as he came, he said, you came, Bapu, you took me. I said, I did nothing, I just came. You were saying, why is everyone crying when I come?

I got selected on the minute. I didn't get selected by phone call. Akshay bhai, do one thing, put the mic behind. I'll hear the sound of the chain, otherwise I feel...

The sound of the chain. The sound of the chain.

Don't put it that way.

You should've put it here.

I thought I'd get a good shot.

There's a lot of talk about you here.

Do you know where this is going? Yeah, because that's what it is. Mir, this is the moment of respect.

What's the reason behind this?

The other photo is not good. This can also happen.

Or you don't know how to change.

This is the reason. Obviously, the reason is that when I used to play white ball cricket with them I used to sit in the last seat We were very close to them Their room was always open

If we went out to Australia or somewhere else dinner, everything was set there He is paying the bill the same way That is DA right? Now it's his room

so he will do everything

So because of that we became a bond. I got respect from the inside. That photo of mine, the reason for that is I always used to live in Beep. Most of the time. I had less chances of living in Beep.

One time, I was given the Golden Beep award.

The fans of Beano Beep can't recognize you I've maintained since childhood, no hair curlers And every order... I know what you're talking about I used to sell coconut oil every month

And then I got hair loss

Tell me the routine of honest haircare Yeah, so tell me the honesty

You're looking good

You don't trust Samson He's saying that he's sending oil from Kerala Everyone thinks that it's fake Balnehar, Bikini No, no, it's fake We'll see it in person

You can see it in person

Oh man, I don't know You have to maintain it a little You don't have to be like this

All the shampoo brands.

Hey, what's up?

Thala for the reason. Done?

I woke up for this. This is going to be your reaction after this video.

You don't like waking up early in the morning, right?

We heard your story.

You left your flight at 6 am.

Yes, I left it here. I was sitting here at 6 am. The driver of NCMR said, I have come to pick you up. I was here.

In my home's parking.

The driver said, Bapu's bowling is amazing Rest of the things are...

You were born in Delhi in 1919, right? And from 1914 to 1919, Punjab No one stays that long in DC

What do you want?

This is rare This is an achievement? You mean to take compliments? Yes, for which? I thought you become a big player after getting out of it

No, no, no

DC is my life Rishabh, Ishu bhai, Avesh So, all of us 5-6 of us who used to sit Why are you leaving us?

What's your problem?

Peace.

No, only one person will take care of you.

Oh, PCP. What happened? This is the year

where we won't go to Mumbai for a match.

Where did the match go according to you? Mumbai. You must be a little angry that you didn't get a bat in the Asia Cup final I said, let's fight in bowling Oh, you did it in bowling, thank you

Where's the trophy?

I passed it in the BCCA

I use the perfume that you get for free in someone's bag I had a bet with Jassi bhai I won What bet did you win against Jassi Bhai. I won. What bet did you give him? No, it wasn't a bet. Jassi Bhai promised Siraj that he'll get me a perfume. But the West Indies Test Match in Delhi,

the Vice Captain, Vaurikkan, he must have asked him, which perfume is it? It smells good. He forced him to give it to him. He liked it. So he got me that. So I just...

A little.

Nice.

So he was like, Mumbai. I said, I'll give you that instead.

He was like, yeah, sure.

Who has the best perfume in the team? Jassi bhai has the best collection. Right now, it's gone so deep. I mean, how much oil and perfume comes in it. We haven't reached there yet. We are...

Yes.

Yes, this.

What's good?

He's also a hero.

He's a chest-man.

He's strong.

Strong. He's a chest-man He's a strong man. He's strong.

We leave after being strong.

This is the post retirement plan.

He'll find a perfume.

We can do that.

Jassi bhai, you can see.

We'll have a partnership.

Wow!

Beautiful! Look at these girls They are so beautiful They are like leaves They jump from the sky

This is why they were talking about the stuff-cat raid

This f*****

This is a very nice photo. When was this? 2016 or 2017 When there or 2017 Sri Lanka series. There are a lot of Sri Lankan series in the US. Yeah, that's why I'm saying that I didn't know which one was which. This pant used to be very popular.

Narrow, absolutely.

Look at everyone's pant.

Yeah, everyone.

Everyone wore a narrow pant.

At that time, I was looking at it and I was like...

Wow. I was wearing a narrow one At that time I was feeling like this What's the matter?

Now see

What's the matter?

Which match was this that you were so... Sentimental

No problem What happened? What are you becoming DK? What happened JD?

What's there now?

Isn't this the same match? Yes, it's the same match. It's the same. I got a little emotional. But I won't get like this after that. Not after that. It might happen after that.

It might happen a couple of times but I won't get like this.

There was a dog in the back. Did you see it?

No. I couldn't see it. I couldn't see it. Delete it quickly. No, no, I can't delete this. This is the memory. If you did something wrong, you have to keep it.

If you did something good, you have to keep it.

What happened?

I'm putting it in the cold rack.

What a ball you hit! That's not fair! You...

If you see, I... You're listening again?

I was listening to the song.

That's what's going on. After the match, they were leaving

and suddenly they brought the camera.

I asked what happened. They said, what a ball you hit! I said, what's the matter? I said, I'm not feeling well. He must be listening to it. We were going after the match and he suddenly brought the camera. I asked him what happened. He said, what kind of ball are you bowling? I said, left hand spin.

Come on.

Oh, man.

Stop it.

Okay, show it to the left team too. They'll understand.

They won't.

They'll catch it. It's in the right team. MSD. I'm not a good actor. I'm not a good actor. I'm not a good actor.

I'm not a good actor.

I'm not a good actor.

I'm not a good actor.

I'm not a good actor. I didn't even talk. I didn't even hear. Next time I'll ask you, what acting do you do?

You? Bad.

Captain Akshay Patel is with us. Akshay, I can see disappointment on your face. Where did the match go according to you?

Near Mumbai.

This is where I started winning in Mumbai.

I thought, I became a friend after the finals. Mumbai milk is working laughing laughing laughing

laughing

laughing

laughing

laughing laughing So Virat Bhai said that Bapu was not getting Dhokla in West Indies so he was not enjoying it. He said that Nadiyat's mixture. Namkeen. Basically Nadiyat's is very famous. So whoever comes to Nadiyat, Gujarati people, they know Nadiyat's Chawan and Tam Tam. The packets that you get, they take it all.

So you are giving it to them.

Yes, you didn't wait for me.

What's your opposite?

Holi.

Bro!

Did anyone help you with English? Akshar helped me with some words. Rishabh helped me with some words.

I told Akshar about English on my show. I told him what to to write English on my show

He knows English

Really?

He knows English He doesn't speak

Bapu Shubar Ustad

But he doesn't talk much

You're good or Siraj's is bad?

No, Siraj's is bad

If the flight leaves, Sir even Sirar bike speaks English Have you seen Twitter? Aren't you on Twitter? No, but there must be people from the team That's the place where you should have a team Who was the first friend in the team, Jassi or Hardik?

Actually, Hardik can be said first Because he was the captain of Baroda team and I was the captain of Gujrat team. We both know each other since then. And after two years, he was 18 years old. Then I came for 19.

First Hardik, then Bumrah.

And today, a Delhi captain, Mumbai captain.

Wow!

Where have you come from?

Sometimes, do this at night.

Very good.

Yes, this's done. Yes, done.

Like Akshar and I do a lot. Like we were playing a Punjab vs. Ganges match. How many runs did we need in one over? 33. So he was batting with a living stun. And he was like a tree. He was hitting sixes.

And Dharamshala's ground was 50 meters. So I knew I had to hit just one ball. So I hit one ball hard. Akshar was standing at the mid-off. Akshar said, Ishu, just score one more ball. Throw it hard.

So we threw it hard. I can't say the whole word. What do you mean by throwing hard? He said, just score one more ball. So we threw it hard. I said, okay, Bapu.

We scored one, two, and then a third. I said, no ball. He said, let's play a game of beach.

The story behind the beach game was also there. I had come from Punjab. I spoke to Rishabh. He said, the situation is getting lighter.

I asked, what happened?

He said,

You are not putting in the same way as before. I said, Why would I do that in practice? The next day, I was doing it. I said, everything is done.

So, I did the same with Rishabh. I asked him to put in a little in between. He went and he got back spasm.

He went to the beach doctor.

What a relationship, bro!

Akshar bhai, it's good that we've become something in cricket. Otherwise, we would have been doing this.

What do you do if you don't play cricket? I'm an engineer.

Oh, you have a degree?

They humiliated me

Oh, I see

But you are an engineer Computer engineer or civil? I'm a mechanical engineer I used to sit on the first bench I used to fight for the 1st, 2nd and 3rd position I didn't fight for the pass

So, it was like that

How many kids were there in that class? I don't have a fight to pass. So it was like that. What was the class? How many kids were there?

I didn't know. Full tone is gone. That's why I don't want to do 1, 2, 3. It's done. Okay, son. No, I gave it myself.

In the relationship, we, we, we look like your father.

Oh, oh, oh, so I baap lagte hai. Woah, woah, woah. So I...

Two best pink bowlers.

Baap lagte hai. Naam hai. Naam hai?

Mitchell Stark.

Mitchell Stark.

Asli bouncer toh yeh padhi hai Stark ko.

Stark meh off-field fun hai.

Jitna wo dangerous lagta hai ball ke saath.

Main khudi pagal ho gaya. ...as dangerous as he looks with the ball. I went crazy myself. I said, is this Mitchell Stark?

He doesn't look like a school boy. Oh my God!

If you see him outside the field, ...it will look like he's a school kid.

You can tell him to sit.

Yes, that's true.

He's not an innocent kid. He's Mitchell Stark. He's a pookie Stark. What a trophy! This is a stock. It's a pookie stock. What a trophy! This is a trophy. Did you see?

It's a bit out of frame. But you can see the documentary he's making. I watch good stuff. You have a catch in the 24 world cup. It's a very strong one.

In the league match? No, somewhere. Tell me. I remember the catch from the back. I remember it instantly.

It was Mitchell Marsh.

Mitchell Marsh. He was bowling.

Yes, when Mitchell Marsh was going to play. He was hitting.

He was hitting. Yeah, yeah.

Good catch.

Good catch.

Punjabi. Do you do anything in Gujarat? Like fielding drills, Hardik bhai, Kadeja. I know from my grandfathers that I have done batting

and bowling. If I fail in both, then...

Then you are from Gujarat.

We asked Rahul bhai, do you get those memes that say, October is good but not as good as 2023. But I don't know. Because... I know.

We have a request. Let's do a segment.

Sure.

No, which segment?

No, no.

You can call your cricketer friend. And tell him that the T20 team is here but I haven't been named yet. You can also do the Jigar's pieces.

See you, Sajjh bhai.

Yes?

Tell me, son.

So, the T20 team is here but I haven't been named yet.

Your name is there.

What? Your name is there have a name. What?

You have a name.

What are you saying?

Yes, what happened?

I didn't see it.

Shut up. Huh?

Shut up.

Are you trying to f**k me?

Don't curse me. Siraj bhai, what's happening?

We have been talking for two summers. You were pranking us. You guys were pranking us. They were pranking us. I was wondering who they were calling.

I thought my brother would answer the phone in the second.

Oh, so they know the name.

They've seen it clearly.

First, see the brother's name.

Yeah, what's this? Were they talking about your English? We were asking who's worse.

Yeah. He was saying Mumma Siraj is a professional.

Siraj bhai, even our flight was not on time today. So I thought I should ask him how to scold you. He has just reached at 3. I have been sitting at the airport since 4. Even now? Yes. So what's the point of tweeting?

What's the point of taking wickets in Lahore? You're the same, we're the same. We'll have to tweet about Air India or Bikini Gogi. We'll have to play everyone's game one by one. When is the episode with us? When will you do it?

Kolkata. I are talking to you directly, I am telling you I am talking to your manager, tell him to do it, we will do an episode This will take an extra 4 months

20% 20%

You are doing it for me

Now that you have called, I am not able to resist

That's why I didn't keep the segment

But let's do it Siraj bhai, quickly I can't resist it That's why I didn't keep the segment

But let's do it Shiraj Bhai, quickly Done, done bro

Do it for me, remember me in your prayers

You too

You too

Who will get the right person?

Absolutely

If he would have said, we would have counted 15 too He is here It was fun It was fun with you Really? It was really fun If you fun with you. Really? Tell us if you had fun.

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Hide it on this video. Thank you so much Akshayhay bhai. Thank you so much. You took the time.

Sorry we made you wait. No worries, it was fun. But you can keep hiding my memes. What is your best night of your life? Total, achievement wise, people were so happy. I mean, I had never seen so many people at one place at one time.

I mean, it happened even after the 2011 World Cup or 2007 World Cup. But obviously, I saw it on TV, how many people were there, what was it like. But I asked Rohit bhai too. I mean, you were there too, this was going on. There wasn't so much crowd. And it was a different kind of happiness.

You get high in happiness. You don't know anything. Everything around you is looking good. Whatever is happening is looking good. The whole moment was like that. Your expression was like...

Chakora Khesa... You were so serious.

I was feeling like... I've done something. I've done something.

You've done something in your minor. What a knock for that too.

What a knock.

I'll fall.

Just a little 50.

Even from the ball.

I want to know this too.

I was getting out of the batting. But when Klaasan was standing in front, the atmosphere got heated up. To tell you the truth, what happened at that time, what Rishabh did, he did it after my over.

Yes, 30-40.

I am not going back because There's a crowd behind me. I said, hurry up. I'm thinking about it. Did anyone forget this? All that's done. But the best thing was, when I went to the boundary, the whole stand shouted at me. Come on, Bapu. Come on, you can do it.

I won't deny that. I have been to so many stadiums. You know, if you go to a stadium, someone goes over, someone comes. How do you shout, you don't know how to bowl. You have to tell, you have to put it forward.

Yes, do this, do that, all that. So you have one, but at that time, I went to the stadium in Long On. Everyone was shouting and cheering. Come on, come on, Bapu. Yes. Don't get weak like this.

Like this.

So, seeing that, I mean, even a little bit, I automatically, after this over, Oh man, you get down a little. That happens. But, luckily, I was obviously I felt down. Luckily, I was a little down.

But after seeing all this, I thought, no, I didn't put my heart into fielding. There are 4-5 overs left. I have to field. Anything can happen. That's how it started. And after that, if you look at any player,

no one will give that. They were down. They were down. Yes, we lost, the match was lost. Even after that over, everyone was like, no, no, we have to do it, we will do it. I mean, no one's body language was down. And then the result came.

But this was a big moment for me. I mean, obviously, I have played in so many stadiums. I have played in so many stadiums, I have seen everything. But when I went to the boundary, even after that over, the public backed me, cheered. And these are the small things. At that time, you still feel that you have done something big in it. But at that time, if you realize that it becomes a big deal,

then that credit goes to the audience too. They came to support me, they were doing it from the big deal. So, credit goes to the audience as well.

They came to support us and were doing it from the heart. They came to support us and were doing it from the heart.

They were also in need of money.