Hola! Stop saying that please! Stop! What is an Eje? It's a very long and transvestite sidewalk No Victoria, you had to say I don't know and I don't care
I don't know and I don't care
In the glory of someone Welcome to your show, your show Because we are a show You know who tells us show? The big hallucinations And I love it I love know who tells us program? the big hallucinations and I love it
I'm a super fan of her program every Monday I watch her program with the most body-built women on the internet do you want me to tell you something?
I have a gum in my mouth, I went overboard but Pablito gave it to me I'll hit you in the head Who is it from? No, I'm serious Shut up, the other day they took measurements from me I feel like it's because they're my followers
And he's like, oh, but she looks like a doll, her waist is really small
Stop it!
I don't know, for example, look at Jadid, how tall can't remember I'm telling me But I think I'm a mechanical. I'm a man. Oh, no, I know because you took a sabian kara. Yo I will oh, did you think? Did it much as fast as you know, but it's time super low cost per part of the spider So I'm pretty much okay. Let's just I mean, okay. Yeah party. Can you tinnis? more muy sarcastic sense of humor For example, when I tell a joke, I can tell in your face
But when I tell jokes, I can tell that you're crazy And on the inside, you're like
I hate you! So, first she shook my hand and then she said, Hey, no, not with my daughter, okay?
I always have to justify you Oh, say hi to our friends, La Cotorrisa We're best friends, kids In fact, we have to say hi to our friends from La Cotorrisa. We are best friends, kids. In fact, we just recorded together.
Oh, me!
When?
I went.
Say hi to Pikachu Villalobos. Oh, yes, a greeting. We love you so much. We have to put something here from them.
And we put...
Cotorrito Alucin.
Yes, yes, yes.
El Cotorro Alucin. the little alusin cat we have to buy a cat but a real one and that is talking here yes, we are going to buy a cat that they send us that the cat sends us a cat with a hat oh yes, I'm not going to buy anything
give us the hand
yes, slowbo Ricardo, what's up?
send us a cat with a hat
to have it here
yes, go ahead
but at the same time Because you can't see my reactions, so... But the truth is, it's really nice, dude. Yes. I mean, I think right now, how nice you came, you didn't put on makeup, let's go! Yes, right now I saw Lupita, that she was, well, retouching.
I was retouching and so,
and I was like,
you don't have a balsamito?
You do!
Something like that to put... But look, right now it's not that red. How? Oh, no, you're better now. Yes, you're better. Now, why am I this season? Because there are people who have gone on the internet to give statements that no one caught and that they don't know what they are. The envy is strong, Casita. And the hunger to get attention too. Oh, my child.
But well.
Let's continue. Today we are going to talk about good vibes. Wait, we have to do a good vibes episode? I don't think we have one. Oh, sure.
Write it down.
Write it down. Ok. But...
How do you feel today? I feel great. I feel very autonomous. Show me your feather.
Yes.
I'm so nervous.
Let's clear things up. If my face starts to get swollen, I'll be responsible.
No, no, no.
In the episode where we dress up as Onishi-Wan,
Uh-huh.
I don't know what... Hey, did you see the pussies? I've heard about them.
Oh.
I don't want to talk about that. Because I wouldn't know what to say but we tied
and here you are
yeah, I'm going to do it I love that every person I tell
they say, breathe don't do so much work thank you so much, I didn't think about breathing and then they tell me don't stress yourself I haven't told you that.
No, that's why I tell more people so they say... and I... thank you. I'll consider it. Yes, but now that I've taken your advice, as you can see, I'm getting better. Yes, yes, yes, yes,
from the past episode right now. But well... For a situation that I went to Monterrey and that Alfredo, no, and for the theme Of the day It's been a long time since I've given birth to a baby, you guys, there it is. You haven't given birth to this one.
Well, throw it to me.
As if I was going to tell you something very normal, stop it.
Hey, you haven't given birth to this one. The theme, if you realize you don't know it yet, of today is...
Come here.
Oh, I didn't like that.
I cut the cord.
Aunt Cheese.
Aunt Cheese just gave birth.
Oh, thank you. I'll take care of your son.
Thank you. It still smells like placenta. Yes.
It's...
FOMO! Oh, FOMO! FOMO!
It's today's theme. Don't hear those applause in the set, guys. Let's go!
Come on!
And now you'll be sure that people are complaining. What's happening with this party? First 16 guests come in 10 minutes. Are they all inhaling popper? Or what's going on?
You smell like popper.
Who smells like popper?
I think I'm going to throw my gum because people are going to complain. Give me your hand. Do you want a paper? is Gracias. Cuando el talento necesita algo, gracias. Yo entretengo a la audiencia mientras Kisito se saca el chicle. Pues el debe es FOMO, Kisito. Ay, el FOMO. El FOMO. Así que, no sé si quisieras...
Se ve espantoso.
Échalo para atrás. Ay, que vieron que tenemos nueva alfombra. Ay, nos encanta. Leche con pan. I can't even open a new alfombra John John John John No, I'm kinda It's a delicious a la verdad creo que vamos a terminar al final grabando descalzo way por ejemplo me da fomo me da fomo verte a meaning S A D C B
of the meaning of FOMO
FOMO, throw me the violin
Niggery!
What more effects can we ask for?
Right now it may seem
that we are in the sea, move
like we are in a boat
So
I'm getting dizzy
You are green, you are going to vomit up I'm like this and you're green I'm going to throw up So the topic guys, today's topic is FOMO
I'm going to get drunk
Well, FOMO is
where I had pointed it to you Look it up well, don't get confused
It was before or after the definition of Watch it, it's Crayfor It's like when it gives you
How can we say it in Spanish? Speak well, you little bitch, don't get confused It was before or after the definition of whatchuriscreeper
Ehh!
Which is when you get... how can we say it in Spanish? Because it's a term that we already say FOMO and we know what it is Yes, the experience Yes, like, why didn't I go? For example, I feel that with your dress For example? And you know what's the worst?
That everyone was feeling FOMO for example And I just showed Maylene, just to give her more fomo That's it, because fomo is that, to say, but I want to know And have you well fomiada in this episode When I was going to get married and everything, what did I say? What did I say, how did I want my dress? Lupita suddenly came and said, I have already changed I feel that I have improved to define what my tastes are
So I think I'm going to be a classic girlfriend I think a red lip would be the maximum, and it would be like, I'm really crazy I want something simple, that's me! Something nice, something nice, something like that, like a narcissist, like, I love you Saul you're the best in the world, I love you so much, my designer does really cool things
I come with that concept you told her? yes, I told her, I have a simple concept like I don't know what
all money, classic
yes, smooth a single fabric I don't remember a fabric for walking in the water, it's nice to be in the beach yes, those pajamas that are like a dress yes, from here to there
but I wanted to fool myself when in the end I arrive and Saul tells me ok, look, ok well show me so I can see well let's see, and he tells me if you want put these dresses that I have here
to see what you want I mean, I don't know, well, I measure them and I couldn't avoid it I mean, it got out of hand but in the end what Saul told me I was afraid of them and I couldn't help it I lost control but Saul told me that I had to be myself
Do you want me to tell you something? I'm going to be super honest You told me about your dress a few months ago and when you told me I was very calm I was like, ok, fine
and now that Lupita has been giving me fomo
Fomo is like when you're coming and you don't come
Come on, I'm going to hit you!
Son of a bitch! Enough!
But now that I see you, when you tell me and I want to see it, I see how it is illuminated Yes, I'm excited, so when you see the dress You're going to be like But I'm going to show you
Okay, okay
Okay?
Okay
Let me tell you because I did get messages like Why didn't you invite Kesito? And I don't know Because you couldn't go
No, I couldn't because they were suing me I had a contract with something I had to do But...
Everything's fine And you're going to leave your impression Oh, okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. One. Dos. Ta-da.
Ah!
Wey, la cuerpa es cuerpa. Ay, yeah. Dale, dale, suma mis boobies hacia lo que es lo de arriba. Es mi mami, verdad que si me move. No, wey. Siento que tu personalidad luce este tipo de cosas.
No veo, no digo de que Lupita, bájale tantito tu pelo. I feel like your personality shows in this type of things I'm not saying Lupita, put your hair down a little bit It was the same thing that my son Fredo said I feel like if you put this dress on someone else, it would be like What happened? But you put it on yourself and you look...
You look elegant You look like I see you and I'm like She's expensive I love it But I'm going to show you something else What? Cara Sima explain way man can't
He did it again, okay, you know, no no no love it. He had to my master way
today Mega shots, but it'll bueno a Weeper is to also a risk of present okay, so you're as a child o'clock I think what do you guys ever wanted to put your is one eat a little If you had done something classic, you would have looked pretty because you are pretty. I mean, I feel like I see this and I don't even feel like you're sucking. Dude, don't suck. But he sucked a narcissist, right? He sucked but the good one.
I swear I want to see it and see it up close. I want to see everything he has.
No, it's really cool. Dude, and that...
Oh!
Hey!
Hey! I said, but he's crazy, right? He's crazy, but I don't expect less from an idea in your head. Yes, because it was what I said, I'm going to be faithful to myself, I know what I want. And in the end there were many elements that he said, now we can do it together, if you don't screw see, whatever you want, and we'll see how it goes, and then you take it off or put it on, or whatever.
But in the end, I had a lot of fun, and when I put it on, I was like, I was like, oh my god, I'm going to stay there, and I was like, oh my god, damn, man. And I was like, I want it to be my Latin essence. No, no, no, but I feel like, I almost choke, boy. I was so scared before I measured it, thinking about everything I had talked to Saul about. And then when I measured it, I was like, I'm super.
I said, I can't be less. I'm not going to be a girl. Why is the wedding in Spain? Why am I divorced? Why am I not a virgin? Hey, I'm a saint.
I think you added that.
Yes, yes.
And I was like, I'm in shock, I want to see the photo for hours I'll show you a video of me walking out of the dressing room Look how beautiful it looks It's going to be amazing I don't know if I already uploaded it, but in Fredo's reaction for example He sees me with other dresses
And when I go out with this I hadn't told them which one was the good one And when I go out with this one, he's like No, not me! I feel like that dress is yours I don't feel like anyone is going to be able to wear it I mean, because not the silhouette, not this I don't want to talk about anything else
but I feel like no one is going to be able to wear it I said, because Quesito is very simple in her taste and all but she always loves to see me like, put more, put more, take it off, so she can see you. So when my sister asked me, what do you think of Quesito about this?
Because I feel like she's super calm with her tastes. No way, Quesito celebrates my bullshit.
I mean, she's a bitch.
I feel like you could tell me, and I'm going to come out in calf-shaped slippers, and I'd say, of course, of course. back De la mica de lo que estamos hablando esta creando fomo en usted De chavos que están en casa están sintiendo es fomo como de que quieren saber quieren ver Pues no lo sabrán hasta que me quede 29 de agosto
2025 y dando la dirección y todo para que quien quiera que hay que saber cuál es el primer fomo que yo llegué a ver the address and everything. So that whoever wants to go, they can go. Do you know what the first FOMO I saw was?
Which one?
I don't know if it came out that they were going to do a quinceañera and that there were going to be becerros. What was the quinceañera called? Oh, the one with Ruby.
Go ahead.
The one with...
Of course.
Dude, they had to do it, do you realize that in a corner? plan a copy of the people that were going to go. Hundreds of people! I was following the news on Facebook, I remember, so, no way, so many people, how cool! Yes, for the people that are not from here, the... the 15 year old Ruby was crazy, how long ago was it? Don't say that.
Yes, I think I was in the university, right? No, I don't remember. Oh, it was like 30 years ago, what happened?
30 years ago! I'm going to be like a chihuahua at the end, right? So the people that I'm like, oh my god, hey, look for...
That's it.
Hey.
I did ask you to turn off the camera.
Well guys, that's all for today. The situation is getting a little difficult. I didn't understand what you were going through last season. You know? But speaking of the FOMO, a lot of people were like, wait I have to go to the 15th anniversary of Ruby
And I tell you, they made a nest, I don't know if you know what a nest is But it's a land, very big, very far away So it was like this, in a giant land And it was a lot of people looking for the 15th anniversary of Ruby No way, dude 2016
2016?
Oh, I've been to college 2016 Yes. And it's going to be like, nobody uploads anything until... I want to know, I want to see.
Of course.
And then, the first clue is going to be... The tip of the shoe. That's going to give you fomo.
I love it.
I got so excited. Me too. Oh, yes. But what you're feeling right now is the real fomo. That I want it! For example, the tickets for the tour of the Alusines, when they said,
I had to fight with the followers to get what you felt was FOMO, that I want it, she has it, and I don't!
So, what the fuck?
When it was the first stage of the tour, to the people who didn't go, I feel like I shouldn't have been there. I feel like I should've been there. What the fuck, it's the best podcast show in the world! Yeah, that's what they told us. And when you talk about things like that, you're like, what do you think about the thing up there? I'm pissed, right?
Yeah, that thing where nobody knows. Like, the dress of Lupita, you're not going to see it because you're not going to the wedding. No, and when there are photos of him, no, but if they had seen him in person, no, the photo is not fair. I swear it has nothing to do with it. Creating more like this, right? So, the FOMO in life, kids.
I feel that even...
Yes.
Because before, in all your life, you have felt it, but you didn't know how to express it, you know? Do you know who is the king of FOMO? Arturo, dude! Arturo said, get out of here, I'm leaving! Seriously, if you, pretty lady, in the house where you are, feel fumo about Lupita's dress, no, Arturo beats you. Arturo is like, I feel fumo that I didn't go to the store with you.
What did you talk about? Lupita, osea, pero como es? Si, me va a decir, pero a ver, osea No tienes idea, pero como? Y mas saben que, que yo voy a llegar a la casa y lo voy a hacer Porque es a cosas que ni alcazo, osea, le da fumo cosas que ni alcazo Osea, un vestido, como porque va a dar fumo? No, pero le da, y mas have a problem. Why? Because we went to a festival. Do you remember that it started raining and then you left and so on?
Yes.
That festival started raining like you have no idea and at the end of the festival they had invited us to the backstage and they had invited us to an after of an artist who was going to be at the festival. I had three songs. Two, three tricks. Yes, yes, yes, we know the move there.
But we all collectively had said, well, we stay, but when it starts to rain, Lupita says, no, I'm going home. And I told Arturo, no, man, let's go. We're not going to get sick for going to an after. I mean, we're, but those who are in the lineup
are not artists that you consume so much and we are going to get sick. And Arturo was a premature child, so he gets sick very ugly and very easily. So I said, Arturo, it's really not worth staying here. No, no, no, I don't know what. The artist goes up to the stage, man. The show was that we We clearly didn't consume it because we didn't understand what was happening.
It's like...
Someone who doesn't follow hallucinations goes to a hallucination show and it's like... A lot. There were a lot of screams and a lot of movement. And outfits and stuff. It was a hallucination show without consuming them. So, I was telling Arturo, but you know the song.
I was like, at least you're having a good time. And Arturo says, I'm not having a good time because it's raining, and I don't know what's going on.
Oh, man, why?
And I told Arturo, let's go, let's go. And out of nowhere he says, but the after? And I said, no, you've gone too far. And I said, Arturo, we're not understanding the show, how are we going to understand the after? exclusive of the show that happened. I told him, I don't think it's worth it. And the cold starts, horrible. Here in Mexico City, when it rains, it gets cold.
So he says, no, no, no, but I feel like it's going to be cool. I said, Arturo, no, please, no. I said, until the end. I don't want to miss anything. after and then it's going to be like, so who's going to come and tell us? The after of this person? How stupid that you couldn't stand a flu. Dude, you really left, they gave you money and gold. Yes, I swear, and there were girls in thongs and stuff, things that she didn't even like.
No, we inhaled cocaine in the ass of a whore, dude, I mean, you were mega lost, asshole. Yes, that there were poppers. No mames, el ano se nos dilató a la iguera. Y de repente, sientes así como que... ¡Tú perdiste todas las ganas! Entonces, o sea, yo le decía a Arturo de que ya te pasaste de lanza Arturo, o sea, como que yo ya iba imaginándome que Arturo tenía este tema del FOMO y él lo acepta y le da mucha risa, pero siempre le recuerdo, because it's embarrassing for him to accept that he wanted to stay in something he didn't want because it was like, they're inviting you to an after of an artist
and I was like, Arturo, but it's not someone you consume, it's not someone... besides, the after was like, get off the stage, dude but something I really like about you, because I've also experienced it, is that you follow the flow and it's happened to me, so like, let's go, oh no, it's fine if you want to um I couldn't laugh because he was so embarrassed He said that he was going to be fine Suddenly he said, he was going to be really bad I said, of course Arturo! Imagine you two in the after with the artists
Because it was super... with my appetite
Like what?
Excuse me, the bathroom? And there came a point where he started to get cold He said, are we leaving? And I... He said, you screwed up! When did you get like that?
At 11, I had to go home to watch TV. But FOMO is like the terror of losing the experience. Look. Right? Like, I don't want to lose that experience. And you're like, I don't want to.
And you know what's the worst? When Arturo feels FOMO, he gets to the point where he says, well, I'm going to force myself to go, and I had a really bad time. Of course, because at first you were like, I don't want to go to that, but I'm more afraid that he's a father and I don't want to have a bad time.
You know?
I mean, oh no.
Suddenly I say, Arturo, enough, please. Enough. I'm gonna get a super-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper-duper- I can't say that Bad Bunny came and started giving us diamonds and then he said that he was going to invite us to his tour I say, oh, I'm glad I didn't go, but he's never going to control me, never. I feel like they have to catch you in the act If not, they won't let you out of your house You can tell me that it's the event of the year
and I'm like, yeah, but I already did my palomitas and I don't want to leave my house But Lupita is right, if I'm in the right place with the right people I can go crazy, I need more push Exactly
But for example, the formula of your dress, things that I care about
Information Yes It gives you a lot of fomo that people have information and you don't know And I'm like, how? But tell me more, what? With the ones I had traveled with, that I liked a lot Ah, with the ones I went to Paris
Dude, he...
And you went for FOMO Yeah, but he gave me a lot of FOMO Because I said, dude, the other day I traveled that I won't know and I won't know them on the next trip. I got it because I cared about it. And it was not having information that I knew I wanted to have. I want to know the jokes. Of course, you don't want to be in the corner.
I mean, hey, before, now I've learned how to mediate the situation. But before, I was a smoker, but I loved it era fomista, así de que, pero me mamaba. Es que ahorita me estaba acordando, que negocios wey, osea, estaba, era noviembre por estas fechas, día de muertos. Entonces, dice, I have to go. I mean, I'm going on the weekend. And I'm like, what?
Yes, he says, because there in the pantheon, the cotorreo is very good, you realize. Well, people go with their bands.
Oh, how cool.
To the pantheon and whatever you want. Oh, oh, but what? How? I was like, what? What are they doing? And my friend was like, oh yeah, but they get really intense and she said, no, I'm going alone and then the guy said, don't you want to come? because he saw me like, but what are they doing?
I have an attraction for graves I mean, it's something, death date, name, facebook
Let's go!
Let's go! I mean, dude, I'm happy that they put QR to remember the dead, you know? I'm fascinated. So I said, yes, they put it like that to remember the photos.
Very fashionable.
Tell me, what? You go to the link and it takes you pictures of the memory of the person in the grave where you are standing. So it takes you like those photos of ... Oh, but that's modern. He was a I don't know what and ... very fashionable. Would you put QR in yours?
Yes. Would you put a QR code on yours? Mmm... yes. Yes? I think so. But what pictures would you put? I mean, what would be your selection? Which obviously I'm not good at, never, but what would be your selection? I think cool things that I lived from, I don't know,
shows of hallucinations with a lot of people, the myths I lived. I mean, that things, you know? From Mirabouchon, Avatar. And I wanted people to be amazed and say, why is she dressed as Avatar? Yeah, because you don't give information, it's just pictures, right?
She was a transphobist, definitely. So, I said, how? Are you talking about a band? Graves? Dead? Banda, tumbas, muertos, noche, panteon, pista, Cheve, y sinaloenses?
Nyam nyam nyam, a la garrita! No mames, dije! O sea, que estoy haciendo aquí? Ya, Andale, no estoy aquí, porque estoy perdiendo aquí mi tiempo! Si, porque no nos vamos de una vez! Ya casi estoy el día de muertos! I mean, what am I doing here? I'm losing my time here! We're leaving at once! It's almost the day of the dead!
And I said, let's go! I told my friend to come with me. And she said, let's go! And she started to be funny, I want it to be the day of the dead, I want it to be the weekend.
She has a tomb with air conditioning and with tea and smoke. I'm not going to be able to be in a grave, inside a grave, dancing a band, drinking tequila, with a sinaloense that's going to break me to the ground.
Thank God.
And how is he going to talk to you?
Hey, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. And you, ah, I don't understand no, no, no, I said, the peanut butter? So, I remember he said, no, let's go, I'm here. He said, put it on Wednesday. And he said, no, we'll go on Friday if you want. I don't remember, I think it was the days,
but it was that week. I remember I got home, I was like, oh, I'm going to pack my bags. And mom, where are you going? And my tortillas? Oh, no! She felt the fear. And I was like, where are you going?
I hadn't told you. And always trying to minimize things. A friend of mine stole a drink from me. Poor thing. Poor thing stole a drink from me. He invited her to the Day of the Dead.
He's really sad about her uncle's death. I don't know what. So he says, no, please come with me to Culiacán I'm fine, take care I was already working at that time, living with my parents, but I was a girl And they were like, do whatever you want And I was like, what? And she was like, what do I wear?
That's what I was going to ask you What is a paridal outfit to the graves, but in a party mood. They look so pretty in belted leggings. You know? Like, nalgonas. No, mames, guapisicisimas. I mean, guapísimas. I want to see a five-year-old.
And the people who are not from Mexico must be like, what?
What's the craziest thing?
Dancing inside a grave? Last year, Arturo had never seen that. to normal y de hecho ya estando pues fuimos a la fiesta y dije no pues me encanta la verdad pero no mames hace que te gusta pues hace ya 15 años gacha entonces me encantó vivir la experiencia pero llegó un momento en el que wey tu sabes que soy super platicadora o sea se me da fácil la convivencia que te dia entonces llega un momento en que estamos en el cotorreo y en la tumb tumba, y lo que tú quieras,
llegó varias bandas, güey. En varias tumbas se ponen las bandas. No, no, no, un espectáculo. Y yo lo que quería, güey, era así como que, quiero ir a ver más tumbas. Si estoy aquí, me da fomo ir, estar aquí y no ver. I wanted to see pictures. How beautiful. How does love look like? I'm a witness. You know?
So I come here quickly. You can do whatever you want here. They're praying. I'm bored of praying. I want to go to the rosary. Because I'm a prayer person.
I'm a prayer person. You know? And I come here and I'm super entertained. I'm looking for people. And I saw a lot of celebrities and I thought, wow, that's rich, that's important people.
So I was looking and I was like, holy shit, how do I go back now? I didn't remember where I was. Imagine, more people start to come.
I've seen a lot of people doing that on the Day of the Dead, for example in Morelia, where the Pantheon is jammed. It's similar to the amount of people.
Yes, yes, yes. And with a lot of bands, people were very well-mooded and everything. I told you, at that moment, I don't know how things are anymore, I said hi to Cuevla Khan, I adore them. So, I didn't know how to go back, so I said, I don't know, I turn around as if not wanting the thing and I see a very beautiful girl in a grave
and I was like, I don't know what's going on, how beautiful with that body, I mean, too many people and the grave spectacular, I mean, it looked like a two-story house, I mean, and I was like, oh, well, and the asshole was very good there, like, hey, and he was like, and I was like, good afternoon, good afternoon, good afternoon, and he was like, can I just come in?
Sure, sure, come in.
And I was like,
and suddenly, and they opened up inside me, and I realized, because there were people inside, peeing. And I was like,
come in, and you'll see. Because the tombs here in Mexico, They have a house, they have a door, they have a living room, everything. So I was like, you were a friend of someone? And a man asked me, and I was like...
Of course.
I was already getting into trouble here. And I was like, oh, so you were his friend? And I was like, wow. And he asked me, what's your name? And they were like, who are you? I'm from Hermosillo, I just got lost, I don't know where my grave is. And she caught my attention, she told me all the myths, whatever you want.
And I calmed down and said, I have enough information, I had fun, I saw everything you want. I get there, she helps me, what was the monkey's name? Well, it's from this family, They found me, they took me. I was there, and my friends are not there anymore, you know. And where was I? No, they left. It was like... Oh, shut up!
And my cousins told me, no, don't worry, we'll take you. I mean, I'll stay here with them. So I said, of course I'll stay here! with my friend's boyfriend's family, dancing to the floor. No, no, no. An experience that got to the point where everyone got super drunk. That's it. What's wrong with you, Arturo?
That's it.
This time it took a while because I had a blast, but then it got to the point where... What the hell am I doing in a pantheon in Culiacán? With strangers. They're not my relatives. I don't know anyone. And here, what?
Holding a guy's head. What?
But I was like, what am I doing here?
Instead of being comfortable in the refrigerator in my house. So, lying down, lying down. And that's what I start to think when I get bored. Hasn't it happened to you that I tell you, I want to be in my house. Yes, lately A little while ago Lupita and I went on a trip
And both of us I feel like we were smiling the whole time But suddenly we tell each other the truth And suddenly Lupita came And she was like this, Lupita dancing
And I was sitting like this And she said
Oh, don't you want to be in your house?
And I was like, yes
I really want to go during the first year, it was the FOMO we lived a lot of FOMO yeah, because you know what happened? obviously the boom of hallucinations was and will be, and this didn't happen last year and sometimes you experience and you say, what am I doing here? what am I doing here?
I mean, once we went
oh no, no no no no what can I say? yes or no yes yes yes no no no no no but it was like, hey, we want to invite you and so on, and we were like, no, man, it's good, but this was the mistake. The mistake was not the racers, the mistake was not the route or anything, the mistake was that we did not investigate well who was going, the professional racers, and you realize that the bichuqui took us, the bichuqui took us there,
it's that I want to go leave them in their it's more like everything is very cool but you say, what am I doing here? Sure! So Victoria arrives and says, no, but I want to take you to your room, please, and blah blah blah. And they took us to the room and it was a giant, cool hacienda and suddenly, well, Lupita is here, I'll meet you there. Point to point. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I want to go to the beach! We thought it was a meeting of racers from Cotorreo
To go to the roundabout But no, so they start arriving I think there were like two girls We met a very pretty Fernanda We love you Who screwed up our lives but we asked her
She's a professional She's a professional sportswoman In the room, because it was like Coexistence with a gift of puros Thank you! Come here, so you can try these puros The puro!
From Aracuba! What do you mean? It was that type of travel experience That wasn't our place And suddenly, dinner time, and I remember this perfectly Everyone was like, peeing
And we were like, does it have water? And even the waiters were like, water? Let me check. Yes, they didn't have water, it was just pee. So out of nowhere, the next day, Lupita and I brought all our outfits, because we were like, let's go to the store. We had to go to a store to buy that they wanted to investigate where the route was going to take us. And Lupita and I were like, but it does have a speaker, right? I don't know if we can connect a cell phone to play music.
Me!
No?
But for example, before being with Fernanda, we were in the desert, obviously. So they give me the Razor and she was a professional, I wasn't. So the most fun route, which was like rocks,
like in a stream,
like in a river,
and the mother, it was like, I did it super well, do you agree? Yes, I have videos. I want to go through the rocks,
and I was like, oh, I don't know the cart, and I was like, and I was like,
straight and paved.
And I threw myself the hardest thing here, without experience. And she had traveled for... A greeting. Yes, because it was what I had planned. Of having known... Obviously, I said, no, my daughter, you go and give us the fun. Because in the end, I was like...
Yes.
Braking and like...
Like that.
But in the end, we did say... There came a moment of retrospective, of was just a group of people to get to know the Racer, because it was a new one, and we were like, I don't know the past, so which one is this? And obviously the people who were professionals were like, no way, it's a Racer 6300 with 17000 horsepower,
and we were like,
and here it's a WK, it's the JPG version! No, because when I drove the K16 it didn't have the same torque as the K16
and we were like...
Wow, with this kickstand, huh? This one? Wow, incredible touching the kickstands
And I remember that we came back from the racer we went to the bathroom and we said what if we don't go to dinner? What if we don't sleep anymore?
We didn't want to make a problem! And there were situations where we had a great time, but when you went to bed you'd say, What am I doing here? We had a great time because we were together, but at the end of the day we turned around and said, What the hell? Why? Because we were in a hacienda?
Because they were from all over the city her mom's womb and we were like, oh, that's cool, right? I was scared. No, because I swear I felt it.
I said, I want to see, I want to see.
They were in after parties, when in the end it's the same shit, different shit, raw in the sun and so on. But I think that lately a a FOMO that I got was the one that they invited us to, and not going to the premiere of Mentiras. Oh, I got a FOMO.
I think I told you, who did I tell? I don't remember who. I think Victoria, not me. But I didn't go, so I started to see the stories, and I said, hey, but they didn't give us the time, so we couldn't go. And it was like, hey, maybe if we had accelerated this, what was the last time you told me, Lupita, we can't?
And I said, yes, but maybe yes. Oh, interviewing Tom Cruise. Oh, interviewing Tom Cruise.
That gives me FOMO too.
And I say, everything, everything gives me FOMO. Yes, I feel, you know something, I feel FOMO with information. Like, why don't you tell me? I want to know, I want to know, and I have to look for it. For example, I went to Querétaro a while ago and we went to the HIV. I told you I ran into a man,
they just, well, I found out about something, well, I feel like a father. I was at the HIV, a woman greeted me, she came with her husband and daughter, I took a picture with her and when I was leaving, my husband stopped me. So I said, maybe the picture didn't turn out well.
He told me, hey, I wanted to thank you because I'm leaving the prison.
Oh, yes, yes.
That I'm leaving the prison and they always put us in the hallucinations. And it made me very happy because in the end, reform yourselves guys, I mean, a mistake is not forever. And the men's prison? Yes, he told me, I'm leaving the prison, greetings What's it called? You don't remember? Yes, it was Puerta Grande? Puerta... Yes, I think
Can you find me? Penalty in Querétaro, girls, can you find me? Well, I don't know if they're in Querétaro No, they're not asleep, sorry if I interrupted you But, he had already left and everything and he told me, I just left and he said, and the truth is I saw you and it gave me a lot of joy because you always put us Why were you there? But how long were you in jail?
I mean, I said, give me your name, something, something where I can get to my house right now Of course! But I felt like, tell me that the only thing I told him, why didn't I ask him? Because I said, in the end we were not flirting well, I feel that he would have told me that, oh, well, I don't know. But it was so scary because he with his cone next to him, that no, yes, I was leaving the prison.
And I was like, but what did you do?
Hey, how interesting, greetings to the prison in Querétaro. Eh, cherry? No, but it's also production. It seems that... If you want, you can show it to me tomorrow and we'll add it to the episode. No, if we put a clip there, we want to send a very special greeting. I guess they put it in the dining rooms where you... Yes, let's accompany them and everything.
And... do it.
Do it, bastard.
Do it, your dad. Do it, bastard. Yes, selling bread in front, bastard. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. She told me there are so many... Ah, well, big door, look. So, how nice, but... I got a lot of fomo. Of course, I want to know.
I feel like you're going to see it. Send me a message. You should have told me there, everything is fine, they got me for this. I was just here for this, bro. I was here for 9 months. I mean, say something!
Context, guys.
It's just that we were more of the information type. That's it. Information!
So, all of a sudden, a friend of mine got divorced.
And I was like, why? I don't know, I didn't ask him. Sorry? You better tell me, Juan! Juan Yo, oh Yes, oh, yes, I look at me puma and tener despierta Oh, so see me puma and tener despierta de que hay lupita ma contra algo mañana
Eso me da mucho fomo es de que hay yo creo que y no crees que en el mundo de los influencers I think that's the thing. And don't you think that in the world of influencers, there's a lot of FOMO? Of course. Right? Yes. Like, at the end of the day, we're constantly increasing
life, whatever you want. And suddenly there's FOMO of
Oh, that's cool, I'd like that. Yes, and more when, you know, something that can give me FOMO is work. Very. Something that can give me FOMO is my job Really? Yes, because I was invited I feel so bad Who did you meet?
What did you learn? That makes me so sad
I could pull my hair out, I swear Yes, honestly And when you were in a relationship and I don't know if you ever had to be the single one didn't it give you FOM you that the others had a boyfriend or the other way around.
Because for example, there are times when I get bored of Miley's life. No way! Right now, Miley was telling me, No way, I'm super raw. That on the weekend, no, no, no, but...
And I, ah!
That this weekend... I thought I had the flu.
Yes! No, no, I know. And I was like, ah! I thought I had the flu. Yeah.
No, this weekend I went to a party, and then we had an after party, and they were like, no, my friend is here, I don't know who. And I was like, ok, it's a guy I liked. Can I say this?
Yes.
And I liked him, so I was like, who? Like, who? Li, but pick him up!
And he's like, ah!
And I'm like, I'm so excited!
And I'm like, I'm so excited!
And I'm like, I'm so excited! And I'm like, I'm so excited! is I was a problem, I spoke in therapy about it. I had a condom heart. No, I didn't want many at the same time. It just didn't take long for me to learn to love you. It's true, it's true. I had a condom heart.
Yes, but it was bad.
But I had a great time. Woo! I turned it around and I threw it. But there was a two-second season that I didn't have a boyfriend and I remember they lived like that and it was one of the first times where we were at the university where we were waiters together, I told them
so she said she earned her money and her mom and I remember she told me that she had a boyfriend and the boyfriend was the one that her dog attacked me that boyfriend so she told me, I have a boyfriend and I really want to do this to him this is used a lot in Reynosa, I don't know if I went and watched movies and put candles and I don't know what I want
I want to live that experience I was like, you know, and she said, dude, and she taught me, she was showing me what he had bought and I was like... I felt like... what could it be? The urge to live that illusion and he was also telling me
that he knew the picnic was coming and that I wouldn't be able to see it and you wouldn't be able to be there and you wouldn't be able to see them nothing the good thing is that Vivian and I were neighbors So if I looked out my window, I could see the patio. I was super excited, look, with popcorn. So I remember that he told me, I felt so happy when suddenly two days before he told me,
Do you think I have a job? I mean, to help me decorate?
And I said, yes! Just for being close to the experience. Yes, of course, of course. So I said, from there, you know, I remember that I arrived with my dad, I think I'm going to start a picnic business. I've always wanted to make money, but... We set up a tent, we bought dinner and we spent it on food. I mean, I'm hopeless romantic, dude. I mean, honestly, some people would say, fuck, but no.
I'm like this, I want to feel and I want to live. And I'll tell you tomorrow. How can I not be here in a chair watching them? I stay here! I swear, because I wanted to see when he opened his gift, and when she gave him something, and I wanted to see him have dinner,
to see if he liked the dinner Viviana had chosen. You know, I wanted to live all that, dude. And I was like, what the fuck? I tell you, I rarely feel fomo, but when I do, it controls me. So, all of a sudden, he looked at me through the window because he wanted to see if they were laughing, if they were hugging, right?
But he wanted to see, and suddenly he put a movie on his laptop, and I... I want to be there. I mean, I wanted to be the bad third in that meeting. So, I remember that I was going crazy, crazy, crazy, and the next day he told me, and I was very happy that he told me but it was like, dude, what face did he put? And tell me more about it, and then you put it there or not?
Yes, I mean, and he put it on you or how was it? I mean, since ... tell me everything that happened because also as I was in the process of doing it I was like, dude, and then? What's going to happen? I remember that while you didn't know what was going on, you lived the dream of being there Yes, because I sometimes looked out the window and I saw the lights still on in the backyard and I was like, ok, they're still there
and then I would leave because mine was a bit of a mess and I would go to my dad's room and my dad would watch TV and I would be like... and then I would come back and be like... I love it, I love it! And I was going to sleep, and I remember that I was watching TV, I don't remember if it was a series or a movie, and I was watching it, but I was thinking, oh, they're having a great time, they must have liked it, and I was like, oh yeah, and then I paused,
I had seen the TV for 20 seconds, pause, again. And you were like, oh, they're looking for some things, and you see this. Yeah, what? And all of a sudden it was like I was going to walk my dogs.
Like, what?
Like, you want it to be over so I can tell you? Yeah, like, hey, the people from La Colonia say you have to go. Hey, please, the lights, now. Yeah, but if you want to live in a house, come to my house and tell me how it was. You know? that was a fumo of joy and excitement that I also wanted and how did you feel?
of knowing information tell me damn it! that gave me a lot of fumo, I remember joy because it gives you excitement you know what gave me a lot of fumo? I already told you in past episodes that my first time was the 21, almost 22
so I was already the last one, all my friends had already had relationships and I didn't. So when they were talking about how we were so close and we made love and... Oh, but it makes little bubbles. It's like a cartoon.
It's because Luca is here.
Oh!
Luca is running in his diapers.
Oh, it gives me a fomo. Let me see, show me.
Yes.
What are you seeing? foreign And I tell you something similar, like it happens to you, of course I remember this, but in those cases, nothing, dry. I was the most experienced, I told things like that, I switched, the one that ... Then it was like this love that, no, yes, and it feels incredible. So I hadn't felt what an orgasm to feel? I mean, all the girls, I don't even know what's next, after the 20 girls,
but I guess we all have felt that fomo, I feel it, that I talk to someone, if you've experienced it with friends, I was like, dude, I swear to you, it's like, like this, and how they talk to you, Like that? And how do they practice it? But I didn't understand it, you have to live it. It's like a spiritual retreat.
Another fomo that I got, and I'm going like a dumbass, fucking rainbow of shit, you have to live it, the fucking meeting. Oh, for Christ's sake. They were grabbing and grabbing, without being married. They were grabbing under the stairs and everything.
And there were coordinators who took care of them, I'm gonna say I'm gonna say when I'm a coordinator is to quit out in a lot of being consistent. I'm a lot more That's los coordinadores. See What can I do? Morros, I mean I'm gonna put him play me that I follow those quarters divertido. See I'm gonna put a little super I'm gonna put that you're gonna know my name is
Ben de de que todos en los otros cuartos Cosas y yo de que I was like, wow, wow, and stuff like that. And one of the girls was painting mandalas. And I was like, hey, shh, I don't like to be talked to when I paint mandalas.
And more because it's my time with God too.
It's my time with God, I'm praying. And they were super Catholic,
and I was like, let's talk about sex,
about panochas, wh have to feel it to explain. And then I had my first time and I was like,
fucking shit!
I'm going to do it, obviously, and I don't care. And all of that, I can't tell you what happens in there. You have to live it. And you know what I was afraid of? That everyone told their tragic stories, and I don't have any tragic stories. Oh, not even telling something funny, something tragic. Of course, because everyone was there to forgive.
Everyone had to talk and forgive that person with whom you have pain. Oh, I was already gathering that they told you tragedies about sex. No, no, no, no, no, no. It was like, fuck! I mean, it wasn't desperate, but then everything was fine. Uh-huh. eh... I was so jealous! She was such a bitch! And she was also horrible on the outside. She was scary, to be honest. And I don't care because people are ugly physically as well.
I don't care about that.
So she was like really bitter and stuff. And then you realize that she got to a point where she received letters. You know? And I told her, I wrote her a letter. But I think it was a kid. Because I knew she was a hot chick. I knew she was a hot chick.
And I wrote to her, like, hello, I want you to know that I like you.
And I don't know what you're up to.
You're a slut. Sure, but I wanted to kiss you and give you a peck.
Really?
And I said, if you'd like to meet me, answer me. We each had our own bags. I said, answer me in your own bag. And she answered me. Hi, I'd like you to caress me. She was a poet.
She wanted me to read.
And she was like...
That's ugly. She told me, don do those things. It's very bad. And you're like... I already paid my car, Chama. I already cried so much.
But I feel like she gave FOMO to know who it was.
Of course, but leave the meeting. We were already relating everything to FOMO. She gave it to her. You're going to see, you're going'll see, and I don't know what. And she wrote, but tell me who you are, or give me a clue, and I don't know what. Imagine me going at night, grabbing the letter to read it, and all that. And I was like, I like your breasts with the moonlight, but I put on more racy things, like, let's see how far you get, bitch,
because you look very holy, very personal, he called me a whore well, a t-shirt yes, like that, he called me a whore sorry, yes, it's too close, I mean, why? that's for whores, and me? to look for the fomo, right? there, you agree, it's a whore! you know, now that you say that about the encounters and stuff
I remembered a fomo I had which one? I joined Christianity when I was 13 or 14 years old So, something I hadn't seen in Catholicism and I can talk about this because it's my experience, stop messing with me When... and yes, Maylin, do whatever you want, I'm going to talk about God No, but in Catholicism, something I hadn't seen was speaking in languages I know it's also written in the Bible and everything, but I hadn't seen
that there were meetings to speak in languages In Latin, for example No, language is when God speaks to you and you start communicating and you start speaking in a language that no one understands but you and God Oh, I'm telling you, it's a little bit more like Christianity
Yeah, Christianity
So I remember that when I started to convert I started going to youth meetings and all this to understand and all the two or three tricks there were and suddenly there were some meetings, I don't remember if it was on Thursdays or what and I was already in high school, I was like 15 or 16 and it was very fun because there was a lot of community, I think that was what I liked about the meetings but suddenly the alabamza started, and after the alabamza, the songs of the Christians are really cool
and suddenly after the alabamza the prayer started, and it started with the piano music this is the process, it's the process, that praise that God Almighty and suddenly he turns into a piano and the prayer begins and the pastor begins to pray with you and blah blah. So in these meetings, always without fail on Thursdays, when the prayer began, people started saying yes God, amen and for, and whatever you want, and yes me too and suddenly they started watch it is great for trust, trust, trust
ORALE!
but collectively, dude but did they speak the same? no, no, no, everyone spoke like speak as if you invented a language like that so it was like the pastor was praying, the piano was in the background
and suddenly in front of the prayer there were 5 or 6 people who started to speak in tongues.
And I was like... Faggots!
Why? Because I'm singing and I'm not speaking in tongues. Why don't you get to my brain? And I felt it. At 16 I was like, what the fuck? Is it because I became a Christian? I didn't know... Is there a devil inside me? I didn't know what was going on.
I remember there was a part... You can look it up, people who are Christians will tell you. You can look it up on videos. Suddenly they start speaking in languages like, Watch it, it's Creifer, blah blah blah. And suddenly the pastor came and touched them on the forehead and they would vanish
Oh, I've seen that! I've seen that!
It was all that And I remember that the pastor would grab me But I'm honest, so, I mean, I'm not saying that what you're experiencing is fake but if I didn't have a hard time, I wouldn't invent it And I remember that I didn't vanish, I didn't even start speaking in languages So I was like, what the fuck? What's wrong with me? I mean, God, here I am.
I mean, what do I have to do? What do I have to do to be able to... And I never did it. Well, no. I never managed to speak in languages.
I never fainted.
What the fuck?
What the fuck? What was missing? of the linguists, I'm going to tell you. In one of those meetings, there was a pastor that I really liked. And in one of those meetings, when everyone was talking in languages and all that, she suddenly came to me and said, you're going to reach a lot of people. And she said, and your word is going to have power?
And she said, and you have to take care of that? And she said, but you're going to reach different nations and you don't have no reason. I swear. And at that time I related it because I wanted to, my life dream was to work at the UN. So I said, no way, it's my dream. I mean, of course, the UN, the nations and all this stuff.
But right now, I swear, I always remember and I say, did God give you a call at that meeting?
Hey.
And I start speaking in languages right now, right? What do you do? No, but I swear, that's the only thing I get out of those meetings. Because I said, you don't know what he told me. I said, now it's the other way around. The FOMO, I imagine, and there I was. But that gave me FOMO, man.
You know something that reminds me that gives me FOMO?
What?
When I went to see John Milton. Oh, man! Wait, Arturo no me cree. Que? No me cree que lo de John Milton es verdad. A tu te hipnotizaste?
Si claro.
Ay!
Te lo juro.
Ay me da un FOMO wey, asi de...
Yo quiera!
Y yo nunca pude wey, tu si. Te lo juro. Pero haz de cuenta que este es el proceso, quien no sea... Porque John Milton es muy de aqui y como de la frontera. foreign foreign foreign foreign
foreign foreign foreign foreign I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, that I think about it, I am a fomist. You're a fomist, you're a fomera. I'm a fomera because I want information. No, and because you want to be in the shit too. My brother is very much into being hypnotized. My brother has never seen a John Milton show.
The first time he went, he said, I'm going to pull it. I remember he fell asleep and his hands start to get cramped. And I was like, this is not my brother. It's not like my brother says, I'm going to cramp my hands. So, he cramps his hands. And my brother gives a show in John Milton.
That's not cool. Dude, my brother... The process of if you fall asleep in John Milton is really cool. If you fall asleep, go back and watch the show I didn't know that Dude, my brother was put 6 or 10 tickets in his bag
It was like, dude, come again? And I remember that on the third one my brother said Today if I don't want to sleep, I want to watch the show
Disgusting
No, man!
Dude, my brother never saw it He never saw it But there was a time when I started to feel the fumo with my brother I mean, because I was like, what are you feeling? And my brother says, I don't remember And you don't remember anything? He says, you don't remember anything? But you?
No, nothing. He says, I remember being in the chair, I got to the audience, I sat down I have no idea And he says, when I fall asleep, I start to feel like my hands are getting tangled. You start to feel like your body is not yours anymore. It's really weird. And you start to control your breathing and suddenly you start to breathe very fast. I wake up, which is the craziest thing. So you fall asleep, but no.
So there are parts, they take you to the stage and everything, and suddenly at the end of John Milton's show, before it was like this, but... I'm going to dance to the person you have in front of you. Dude. And imagine if you meet an old man. That happened to me.
Oh!
Bitch! That happened to me. Suddenly, I saw... I'm going to see if I can find it because I saw two videos, I don't know, on an iPod that we have somewhere. Dude, I would like to see it, no, mom.
Where did you get the FOMO, dude?
Dude, dancing... Wait, let's see the low-quality que bailando la senor de repente y de repente John Milton siempre para que sea el chiste dice de que despierta tego algo así y me despierto igual señor y me le bajo
Yo era
Hoy a que si soy yo no sabía no no no no Wait a little bit no está haciendo nada sexual porque no te hace hacer nada sexual No, I swear! No he says, dance! And you're like, like this? And you start dancing again, dude! Like, that's crazy. There are people that in the show your hypnotized is not that strong that you wake up and I'm going to accept something here publicly. What?
The time I fell asleep, I got up and all that, but there was a moment where I woke up. But I had already seen... This is super bad to lie, I mean, John Milton, a greeting. I woke up like half of the show,
because you give the whole show up there together with 50 people, you know? But I had- You gave all your shows.
All of them.
You said you were going to the movies.
I was looking for the spotlight.
You're right, you had that experience. Yes, because Johnil finished your show. So, I remember there was a moment where I woke up, but in past shows where I had gone, the people who wake up, they get out of bed. I mean, because they're not going to sleep again. And I remember that I said, you're not going to get me out of bed
because I'm ashamed that you get me out of bed. Oh, right, because getting out of bed alone. I was on a stage with thousands of people watching me and I didn't want to live that. I said, if I'm going to go up, I'm going to sleep and I don't want to remember anything, just like my brother told me what was going to happen. But I was scared because when you're asleep and hypnotized, you have your eyes closed. So when suddenly, I don't know, he said that... I don't remember what order he gave, that...
Oh, it's like going to open my eyes. I'm not going to open my eyes because... That's the real FOMO.
I said, I'm not going to open my eyes...
All until the last consequences. Because I don't want to see the thousands of people sitting here. I'm going to be very ashamed that I went up. I don't know what I did. I don't know if I was the mockery. I mean, I'll give you method acting,
I'll give you immersive experience, I'll give you hypnotism, I'll give you a lie, I'll give you manipulation. And did you manipulate masses, Kesito? I manipulated masses and above all I manipulated John Milton. He thought I was awake.
But there was a part where he told me to go to sleep and I went back to sleep. Okay, but if you like me now, it's pure time in here. No, we were the scenario Can also serve as a plan to? Who's gonna form is to professional to me, I'll be that way so we can Press you name me better. We are you eating a mattress show the young Milton way He's in print and I'm like, you know. Dancing to a man on top of his belly? Hahaha
Wow! That's so scary. No way. I was so scared. Because you know that I love to get attention. I'm super attention-seeking.
But I said, no, I'm not going to... Padre would have said, Oh, yes, just to get attention. I would have said, no way. No, it's just da vergüenza. Claro, no, no, no. Yo en la perra vida jamás me ha pasado güey, nunca en la perra vida. Pero entonces tú crees, la neta,
si ha de haber gente que se sube sin estar hipnotizada. Ah, no, claro.
¿Verdad que sí?
Yo le gané ahí al sistema. I I'm going to invite John Milton and I'm not going to upload anything. Dude, we have to invite John Milton to a show. Do you think he'll pull it?
Dude!
And that he'll unnotice us all or what?
Hey!
Or that he'll unnotice us. And see what we do there. Oh, I hope so. Oh, write it down for me. Write it down for me. And then John then John Milton sold out in all his shows Because there are many theories that it's a lie
That it's you and the other If you're confirming, John Milton
Hey, yeah
A percentage of the sales No, and Arturo didn't tell me about the man And Arturo said, it's impossible that you dance to a man I said, Arturo, I saw videos and I don't remember I mean, I was with friends, with my brother and all, and they were like, I see you danced it a lot. I'm like, it's not a lie.
I mean...
I do have my doubts. I am one of those people who has a lot of doubts about it. I do believe in hypnosis and all this stuff, but the point that a person tells you what to do and you do it, that's what I do until I don't get there. hypnotize you, even regressions, whatever you want but to get to a point where someone dominates your body and that's where I say, I don't believe it
I mean, it's too much, but you tell me your way is like history My brother gave me 10 tickets to come back because he lost control, my brother I mean, and I tell you, he sang, he danced, he screamed all the stuff, and that's why I said, I want to live Put in the comments who has been hypnotized and who has pretended to be hypnotized by FOMO.
Because that's very FOMO-ish, saying, I did too! I feel like I fell asleep because of FOMO, and I think I stayed on stage for half an hour, because I was ashamed to accept it. I think I was embarrassed. But, at the beginning, John Milton is FOMO.
How? But John Milton is FOMO What? John Milton is still giving shows and I looked for him but they weren't close because I told Arturo I want you to see what John Milton is We were like, John Milton, look No, I wasn't listening I wasn't enjoying the shows because I was like, oh please Oh really?
Yes, I was like, oh what? I think that's why you haven't slept No, I mean when they were already on stage for I'm And you know what happened to me? I saw people who were like, I mean, in the meme, like, Oh, bitch, please, hey, what would it be like if you grabbed the handsome guy and not the gentleman? Oh, well, yes, no, for example, I'm sure I was already asleep for the dance
because in life I would have become an old man. No, not even a young man, dude. No, I's not true. But I confirm, we have to go one day together. And see if we can do it. Together, imagine. It would be very viral.
It would be super cool. It would be a national trend. Because it puts you like this. And then imagine that you are flirting with a guy. And you are on the stage alone, pretending that you are holding on to a dude.
I mean, I did see that, dude. And then they also say, you just found your boyfriend who's with another person. What would you say? What's wrong with you? I mean, people put what I do here.
That's what my brain was like, there's no way. I mean, there's no way you can manipulate my mind that way. That's what I... And then the FOMO also made me feel like...
Of course not!
Since I wasn't there anymore... The FOMO can also make you minimize things. Like, I was X. Exactly, because you didn't do it anymore, you couldn't, you weren't there. Like, I'm X. In this case, it didn't even sound that cool.
Like this.
You know? I'm I mean, what I know, what I was worried about later, when I learned that I was already older in the career and so on, is that if...
Oh no!
No?
And you, what a bum you are, you don't know, I was a girl. You were a kid! Yes, I would do it again right now, but if I go with fun people. If I explain myself. Yes, that I... And me. I mean, I know I'm going to have a good time, but if I go to sleep, not because I'm more fearful,
then I would be afraid that I would be in a trance.
Oh, no, hey.
And what if John Milton can notify me so I don't have dermatitis, that now you're going to relax all the time. I say yes, that's true, if there are people who stop smoking, I don't know what. Hey, John Milton, give me a hand, master. Give me a hand, you bastard. Come on, master, look how I'm doing. Come on, look at my face. Hey, big kids, fomo, eh?
I remember another fomo that gave me, I don't even know if it's the case, but a fomo that gave me a lot was drinking. No way. That a lot of people go through it. Fuck, but something that really gave me a hard time was getting drunk. I mean, like, no, but, dude, why didn't I remember what that was?
I was so embarrassed.
Dude, look, when I started drinking, I didn't even know. And it was like, the taste of, like, like, I was a kid, you know? So, because of the mental responsibility, with my and everything, I drank a little bit, honestly. But this euphoria, I have proven that when you get drunk, how do you say it? Placebo? It's more fun.
Because I would say, what do I smoke? I get really drunk. So I saw that the drunk was a justification to do stupid things. And I love doing stupid things. Kissing strangers, dancing on the table. And the other one, I don't remember. I swear I don't remember.
I started living this way. And I was like, I'm not hot. I'm full. I'm done. So I would drank very slowly, because you have seen me, I'm very talkative at parties. That's what many people don't like.
Because I'm very talkative. Well, there are people who go to the party to dance. And I'm going to talk a lot. Yes, I'm going to talk a lot, 100%. For example, my sister Carla always says,
Shut up, dance!
And Carla goes, boom, I cross the line. When my friends are like, uuuuh, they know, you know. Play some anthro music.
And lights, lights.
Dude, no mambo, I'm going to kill you.
I don't feel like this.
I don't feel funny. I started smoking weed. I started't feel good, I don't feel fun, I don't feel... Then I started to smoke a lot. I started to smoke a lot because I got drunk. With two drinks, they tell us, they are... No, but we love it, for example, this weekend we are going to go to the club with Fredo.
Yes!
So I started to get drunk, I swear, and things like that. But I realized everything that was happening. And the next day, when we were doing the show, because, oh no, what a bear.
Look, oh well.
Well, I don't know if we cut it. Well, it's a little ice, if you told me I was throwing forks,
I'd tell you not to do it.
No, no, no, no, it's a little ice. It's a little ice. Why? Because I laughed a lot at people's reactions Like, what the fuck? And I was fascinated by the... The toy gun, you know? Dancing and throwing and seeing the reaction I mean, I went crazy
So, I tell my friends, don't fuck with me I'm not a dick, let me be But, I'm kidding, it was a super sober fun, dude. I, for doing the bad thing, which is very bad, kids, don't throw ice in the toilet, hey!
Hey, you drop a little ice!
But I don't know why I feel that several women say that they do it. Yes, right? I mean, what do you have? A little ice. Refresh yourself, it's okay. So I justify myself as being a perv until a friend of mine, who is one of my closest friends, says, dude, you're not a perv, I've seen what you've been drinking, you're drinking alcohol and lemon. And the guys went to the bathroom so... They are so drunk Do you agree that... What for? Dude, I super vomited, don't fuck with me
Get away, I'm breathing Don't fuck with me, dude, don't fuck with me That's a f... That's a fomist mythomania
And you're from Marrana, why do you want to invent that you vomit? To be in the video, because you're a fag
We're crazy! You know how it is? Like, I don't know, man.
For example, man,
Has it ever happened to you that you get a fomo that your friend says and you kiss the guy you don't like?
Like, for fomo, man?
What the fuck?
Me kissing a guy? But to be able to tell the same thing. No, because you're there alone and they're already flirting I was like... and the friend was there and he was like...
Let's break up! He grabbed me!
I did it!
You don't know what to do anymore.
Why?
Why?
It's like a cohabitation.
Yeah, like...
Interlacing. And then...
When you see your friend is done... Let's break up. And I was like... I hate him! and then that's it when you see your friend is done let's go and that's it, I'm super into it and that's it, me too, Manu I hate it, I hate it I think I did that like 2 times
and then, what's wrong with me? I'm so disgusted, I'm kissing him we're kissing it could be, I don't know, I also want to flirt I also want to flirt too! I would like to do it like you! I'm going to say something that I don't know if we're going to let you say Have you ever kissed a guy that was really hot?
You really wanted to go out with him and you were like Why did I do that? You know what happens to me? Before Before when I would laugh a lot
The conversation was really cool and I would think, no way, that's so cool and when I met him, there were times when I even kissed him just that because you make me handsome, whatever you want but in the end I didn't like you or you're my friend
I saw you like, you're my friend, I feel like this and suddenly I kissed him and I came back home and I was like, why did I do that? Why? I feel like it was in my head to say, but I kissed the handsome guy. Of course, of course, of course. That's a wig.
No, no, no, no.
I was a wig.
No, no, no, no.
You were a kid who wanted to discover life. You were very young. It was yesterday. But, you're living a life and a life and a life. No, but also, I smelled it in your mouth, Lupita. Well, I remembered something, wey. What?
No mames, this is super bad.
We decided to go with a puna.
Wey, no mames, when you said that, wey, you saw the word, wey, I remembered. Wey, once, I got drunk, and I was like, my friends were there, and I was like, and I didn't want to talk to them anymore, and I was like, what the hell is a guy doing? I was like, God, I was awake, and a guy came, no way, a guy came, and my friend was with the guy
who was going out, and I was like, they're there, I'm going to be the one you know how I don't want to talk to anyone so I was like that he comes and he puts his finger in my mouth
and he starts like
and I was like and I grabbed his tooth and I was like and he was like and I was like, this isn't real and I was like, this isn't real and I was like
and my brain was like, what's going on? It was three seconds of the guy, one, it's too much, two, in the third, of course he started screaming, go for it, dog, let them see where your fucking finger is.
When everyone saw that I was like, like this, and you come, you pig, I bit him, I remember he even threw up Yeah, the cartilage Yeah, I feel like it was the pig because with all my strength for his good luck I have that he bites badly
If it had been my bite, I would have ripped his finger off because I have it badly, it doesn't fit well, you know? So I was like, what did you put in my head? And I woke up and I put a punch in his balls and I was like, bro, I realized, what an asshole! I was so drunk, so... That's abuse!
Yeah, sure.
No way, dude!
I mean, look at me.
I'm a porfumist, I get drunk, but I wasn't drunk, you fucking asshole. I've never heard you like that. I never got drunk, dude. The times I got drunk... I was a liar, I didn't even know how to drink. So, I remember,
that's horrible, hey.
That's when I say, the smoke took me to risk it, dude. Do you agree? Imagine if I was drunk,
I saw the guy, ugh,
oh, gross.
And what do you gain by sticking your finger in my mouth?
I feel like it was like a fetish or something, right? Of course. Oh! I don't know myself, I'm like, if I have a knife and a pen, I don't know what could happen. I swear, I'm going to kill you. Horrible, my friend. They separated them and everything. Because you saw the whole scene, you can say, what's going on in the PDA?
And I said, go ahead, man. How horrible, man. How disgusting, how disgusting. My friend must remember this perfectly. and they said that the kids who were there stopped talking to him and they said that he was a pervert because they were good friends and this one, I don't know what the fuck That's disgusting
He's a dickhead Don't get involved in that and from there I stopped being a dickhead I said, no, in this world and in this Mexico we have to be alert Yes, because apparently people don't respect you. Imagine if you were drunk, you wouldn't be allowed to put your finger in your mouth.
I mean...
Grab me a chichi!
Hey, no!
Not yet!
Hey, you know what I remember so much? That I had long nails.
Oh...
I was thinking about that, that I feel that the weirdest places that can exist is the club. You know?
And the first thing I thought, I like, so much, Germen! We had already gone to the club and it was an after party I was like, oh my god, it's over You know, like, to get drunk And it was in a house But regardless, we were coming from the club It was so weird
I can't stand men with long nails, I swear No way Sorry for everyone in Casita who has long nails Greetings to all guitarists, Nihiri, to everyone. But I understand a kid's nail. But all long nails like this, with dirt? Yes, if you are going to have long nails, clean your nails.
Fuck, I swear. And I remember feeling a thousand... I remember unblocking because I blocked that, I swear. It was like... Because if I remembered, I said, I'm going to kill him. I swear, I'm going to grab you wherever you are. And I never saw this guy again in my life.
Yes, of course. I don't even remember his name. He disappeared from the face of the earth. That's why I tell you, even my friends stopped hanging out with him. I swear, I'm gonna go back to Chama cuz I saw this time. I'm a no no bet on the
Persona, but oh yeah, no me that's it. Oh
Pero bueno, pero bueno
Como la vez mal que prefieres a ver a teba que seas que te hipnotiza
Okay I'm going to tell you to go to the bathroom. I'm going to tell you to hypnotize yourself in a show of hallucinations. And I'm going to tell you to shit yourself. And you take your pants off and you start shitting yourself. I saw the shit myself. In front of the whole audience. And I told you to do this. Or I'm going to tell you, John Milton,
masturbate!
Go to hell, dude.
Choose one.
Dude, no way.
Dude, I'm telling you.
It's a hallucination show. Dude, it's the worst. Of course it's the worst. No one is allowed to record.
There are so many good people like you.
Yes, you are not allowed to record yourself You're going to be among 4,000 people Fuck me Fuck me I masturbate Don't be an asshole
You can fuck fast, 1, 2, 3, let's go You don't know And if you're super constipated
I trust my gut
I go to the bathroom fast But imagine, fuck you super 100% You think you can shit yourself? Of course! How long are you going to masturbate on stage? It's fast!
1, 2, 3, let's go!
I don't have to do a squat or anything I don't have to bend over or you say, until you do it or I can even pretend
I want everyone to see me You don't have to bend over I'm hitting, cause I'm like... Nyeke, nyeke, nyeke! I'm so excited that everyone sees me!
I mean, you don't have to come.
It's masturbating, dude. Masturbation. You don't have to come. I mean, that's the goal. But how long are you going to masturbate? Is it one minute shitting, or one minute masturbating?
One minute shitting.
One minute coming out of? I don't want to!
One minute?
One minute of masturbating and you're still pretending?
You want to give me a show?
Open your mouth!
Of course!
Open, open, open.
No, I feel like you're watching it more like... It would be more fun. Of course! You know that when'm not. I'm like, let's go. You know that when you shit, you open your anus? But I'm going to flip?
Of course!
Oh, I thought it was going to be like... No, it's in the audience. Obviously, I'm going to masturbate to the audience. You have to shit, your back Like... And masturbate in front of the audience You're explaining it to me, right? So that's in front of the audience
Yeah, of course, the audience is like... Dude, I masturbate a lot, there's no way... No, I prefer to shit, dude I prefer to shit Because, dude, I feel like masturbating will incite more
dirtiness in the audience, dude That's what makes me sick. It turns on, it turns on in the audience. Do you want to see people like...
No, no, no.
Yes, but people can vomit from your poop. No, but I see one... What do you prefer? For people to vomit or for people to get excited?
But what if they get excited and start pecking in the audience and it becomes an orgy? And you?
And a vomit-o-meter, dude?
But I'm not going to vomit, I mean...
Oh, you don't vomit when you see someone vomiting?
I do.
No, but I'm going to be hypnotized. And imagine the plague. No, I'd rather masturbate a thousand times. What do you prefer? No, dude. Not bucaque! Look, dude, I feel like something that is cool about us is that we are different.
Yes, that's for duality. Imagine, you pooping, and you masturbating. The anus opens up so that your poop comes out solid. Dude, it's just that you poop, you see? I'm going to be fine. Yeah, the poop is great. One, two, three. But it comes out in... Poop. Why do you want me to poop?
Oh, so you make little balls?
I don't know.
No, but for me poop is hard to get rid of. No, no, no, poop is... Something firm. Shit, then. But something firm. I'm fine. There you go. And you? Let's go. A little masturbation.
I prefer.
If you make me choose? No way, dude. Of course.
Comment down below, what do you prefer?
A minute shitting. Now in the tour, that we upload it, and that one minute they shit like that and everyone watching them. One minute pooping out of your anus. Or one minute masturbating. This, to the public comment down below
before the tour starts to see what dynamics we are going to do so you prefer to show the anus than the vagina? yes no way! I prefer the act of shitting me
so everyone can see me masturbating
I mean, I'm already masturbating to you
or you prefer to masturbate
yes I'm already a masturbator I prefer to be masturbated I prefer to be masturbated Yes, dude
I'm a mess
And you clean me when I shit No, dude, I prefer to be shit Because that will incite disgust To people see me masturbating And that everyone starts to masturbate too Me, that everyone starts to masturbate
No, no, no
Maybe if people say, stop
That's disgusting I mean, eww I started to masturbate. No, no, no, no. Maybe people are like, stop. Like, gross.
What's wrong?
I mean, ugh.
No, but I feel like she's going to incite a fight.
I really don't like it.
I don't think she's going to incite a fight.
One minute?
What do you think? If someone starts to masturbate on stage, does she incite a fight?
No, Pablo, calm down. Of course, she's not going to be like, I'm going to penetrate her right away. There's no way, I mean, there's no way. However, seeing her shit, I feel like, a vomit, like, a fucking vomit, like a chewed cheese, shitting, dude.
No, with her little butt there.
So, what do you prefer? Shitting or masturbating? I prefer to masturbate And you, Mylene? Sorry Ah, Mylene is not in the podcast No, Mylene prefers not to be in the team Masturbate or shit on stage?
On stage in front of the hallucination audience No, masturbate
For a minute
Go to hell, now it turns out that they are all masturbating You prefer, Pablito
Shut up
Shit on stage? How? Pablito
Come on
No, man, it was a public a super more bozo it is
KC to kiss I'm a boy way my genetic look a bit sitar can of master vemos in el escenario way una Fiesta, yes, don't know way to the study in the mother show way you're stupid I can't Maranero I'm a boy Sorry, I mean, I'll be low mass for me way. Okay, I'm gonna go to my vagina It's a precious at a low for the other way. No, you're supposed to be me. I'm coming on Oh, don't you wait no, but you know, I'm a vagina So the word ¿Estás de acuerdo? Wey, eso es a lo que voy. Tú quieres enseñar la vagina.
Yo a Lupita Villalobos me veo más bonita masturbándome que cagando. Cagando en el suelo, wey. Eso es que mínimo la gente se masturbe en el piso si quiere.
De que...
No, wey. Es que eso es a lo que voy. Tú quieres decir que, órale, show.
¡Ya! I'm going to be like... And I'm like, 1, 2, 3, let's go! The challenge is over. It's a minute, it's a minute, it's a minute. One minute shitting, one minute masturbating. No, I prefer a minute shitting, dude. I don't agree.
Dude, I'm sweating to the armpits because I imagine that now in September when the show
starts, I'm going to be like... And you at the same time masturbating, dude. I I Gross! But I'm telling you, people are going to start masturbating. And what's your problem? No, but there could be consequences and people are going to throw up. Those are the consequences of the acts that... I prefer throwing up.
I prefer being pulled. A pull, but discreetly.
Like this, over the pants.
Yes, but like this. You know? And it's only a minute, it doesn't take long for you to turn on. like, ah! Wait, ¿nos van a ver la vagina? No, sí, pero yo definitivamente. Bueno, chicas, ¿tienen un par de semanas para ver qué quieren ver en el show de las... ¿Qué prefieren, que nos caguemos o que nos masturbemos frente a ustedes, chavas? Lo que quiera el público, lo que quiera el público, chaval.
Nosotros vivimos del aplauso.
Sí, ¿eh? Lo que ustedes quieran. If you were in a show, what would you rather be hypnotized to masturbate or to shit? Imagine that you shit Vichy. Oh, yeah, and you have to take off all your clothes. Of course, masturbate Vichy and shit Vichy. Dude, they're going to see you. No, you're going to be crouched like this, with your spine,
you realize that your breasts are showing like this. And I said, and your nipples? I was like, you know, you can tell by the way your breasts are showing and I was like, you don't help her and I was like, you're making my breasts look bigger and she was like, go ahead, go ahead
and I was like, bye
I know what I want to do
I know what you want to do what's coming I know what I want to do, but obviously I would prefer it I'd rather shit myself comment down below and we'll see which side is more Cali. For anything, you have to shave. Yes, because it's not going to be. It's not going to be.
Listen, yes. Anything that you know that the hallucinogens are going to be used to shave.
Stop it!
You're making me mad.
In case you're going to go to the gym soon. And suddenly, our ticket says, The ticket for the hallucinogens is 100,000 pesos for the entrance. I'm gonna say No, I think it can be a century or the key organ la neta si vale el boleto cien mil pesos tienes que vivirlo Y generar fomo a ciega es que tienes que vivirlo porque pues lo que se que seamos nosotros cagando nos ir masturbando nos lo que se bien para que vean que las alucines lo entregan todo no entregamos
wait I'm the most recent celebrations were in your favorite day of the week? answer it in your own house, it's a great riddle answer us, I prefer that hallucinations shit themselves I prefer that they masturbate or, and also, I would shit myself, I would masturbate or I would vomit or I would puke, you tell me we're here to learn all of this and remember this is community
educating new generations, what's up? remember this is not for girls no no no foreign I'm super strict. I think it's maybe more discreet because you're crouching and showing your back and your tail But you know that the anus opens up Yes, of course, but what I like is that I feel like a ball, like I'm protected, I have my space So let's go! I take up space! Dude, knowing me, the more they give me the floor, I'm like, what's wrong with the other one?
Dude, remember that you're addicted to applause I'm addicted to what's wrong with you? Exactly! Remember that you're addicted to applause I'm addicted to applause!
And you see everyone like
Lupita was one minute, she's been 30 minutes The pink girl And suddenly, put some cream on her face
Hey!
But well kids, I hope you liked this episode Fake accounts, go to the toilet And you're going to throw up on stage That's true And to all of you who are subscribed to this channel episode Valencia la Rona is a banana Vomit I'm in less than a lot of that case II This day yeah, those who stand suscriptors in a search at abundancy exito dinero a mori mucho sexo no no no sexo no porque nos ven personas pequeñas mejor eso se cancel que yo no entiendo
porque Sexo las personas que tengan una pareja emocional estable y a las que no que lo disfruten mucho y no se clave
No, y also with care.
So, sex, consensual sex.
Yes. And with protection. Yes, for the people who love us, always consensual sex.
And healthy.
And healthy, very healthy. You'll know how to find it. That's right, and the little ones, none of that. If you have under 25, stop being a pussy And I'm not even telling the truth, right? Less than 40
Give him sugar
No, no, no
Hey, we love you so much, kids We leave you with this enigma Solve it Oh, how cool is it to... This is a wrap ...to live with you, right?
Ask you questions Yes, and tell us if you liked it that we close with this What do you prefer? Claro. Bueno, nos vemos. Nos vemos. Nos vemos. Bueno, nos vemos.
Hasta la próxima.
Bye.
Wey, me sudaron las axilas.
Que loco, ¿verdad?
O sea, me imaginé cagando.
Claro, yo me imaginé masturbándome, wey.
Ay, y me emocioné.
Me encantó.
Bye.
Que honco.
Hola. I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so happy with PlataCard! Hey, imagine a year of free shopping of things that you love. Oh, what? I mean, a year of buying my vest, my boot, my hat. We should have included the free set. Oh, but how? Ah, with PlataCard!
I love it! I love it! Don't tell me that PlataCard still has this cashback thing. Ah, yes, remember that we told you a little while ago that our link could request your PlataCard to participate in a giveaway of 100% cashback in the year. Oh, yes! And also, with PlataCard you have up to 60 days to pay and without interest. I mean, I don't know any other card that gives you these benefits, really. Exactly. And the truth is, as we saw that you loved it so much, remember that the link was going to be available only for a while,
well, we are going to renew it right now and we are going to put it down here so that you can request your PlataCard and obviously you can participate in this giveaway. And I'm going to tell you something, Lupita. the giveaway of 100% cashback, you can still choose different categories to have up to 15% cashback on your monthly purchases. Oh, wow! And you know something really cool? That from the app you can request your PlataCard and it will arrive super fast to your home. So you don't have to leave your house or anything. Everything is super easy with PlataCard, really. car la verdad si entonces nosotros los amamos mucho y también queremos que ustedes los amen entonces les dejamos aquí el link abajo para que puedan solicitar su plata car y obviamente participen en el giveaway y siento que quien se lo gane que nos invitan ay si oye pichanos
aunque sea y mira me la mano un refresquito que sea pero bueno si queremos mucha plata aunque sea y mira me la mano un refresquito que sea pero bueno si queremos mucha plata car gracias por patrocinar este episodio
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