🔥 “Bacon Grease or the Door?” —The Lovebirds (2020)#shorts

What?

I said, bacon, grease, or a door. It's up to you, and you're first, Mr. Bing Bong.

Take the grease.

Are you serious? It's boiling hot grease.

Edie, may I ask a question? Do I get to know prior to making my decision where you'll be pouring the grease?

Um, yeah, it'll probably most definitely be your face.

Thank you.

She said probably my face. She's obviously trying to scare you into choosing something worse. We're single now. I have to go out into the dating world. How do you think I'm gonna do on Bumble?

Ours are super sexy.

Oh, you like burn scars? After this, I'm gonna seek out a guy with a burnt face. You promise? I'm gonna stalk your Facebook so hard, and if you're not with the fucking burn victim,

I'm gonna be not the grease. I'll go with the door. J'Pron! Door it is! Tell them what they've won.

J'Pron, pinch your feet!

Stop it! Leave him alone!

The door.

Is it gonna shit on me?

Hey!

Take the grease!

It's your turn, little missy.

The grease! The grease! I take the grease!

Lady, you know that she won't. Lady, you know that she won't.

Ow!