You two are bad friends!
Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude.
You two are disgusting.
You two are something.
We're bad friends.
Don't do that!
Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Let the gong out. Happy birthday dear Bobby! Happy birthday to you!
Yeah! Very good video!
54 years old on the shirt.
When Koreans turn 54, they turn to talk like this. You look so good for 54 years old. When Koreans turn 54, they turn to talk like this.
You look so good for 54 years old. Rudy, do you have anything to say to start the show off for Bobby's 54th birthday here in the year of our Lord 2025?
I hope you don't die.
I hope you don't die either, bud.
I hope I don't die either, dude.
Thank God you won't.
Is that your fear that I'm gonna die?
Yeah, you look really old. No, but... what?
Do you think about me dying?
Yeah, like, ever since I looked at that photo, I feel like you're closer to death.
That's why...
What photo? The one that Ati Melanie sent me.
For your passport.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, well, no, that was a more ozempic face.
Can we bring up episode one of this show just so we can stay still frame and look what you look like then, look what I looked like then. We can just do a little throwback just so we can see what we look like. Click on the first episode we ever did, Bad Friends episode one, and let's see what we look like. I don't want to hear anything, but wow.
You look at the difference. Look at you now and look at you then.
Like 20 years have passed.
Yeah, you're like Obama after he left office. Yeah, yeah.
It's not stressful. Wow. Wow. Look at you.
Same thing. You look the same. I shaved my beard. We both look the same.
No, no. I look younger then?
Yes. Yeah, you look like a child. Look at little young Bob and now you're old and wiser Look at how clean your arms are no liver spots. No nothing. Oh my god, you're right Well, you look fatter. You do look fatter. Thank you McConaughey. I'm a con you're trying to get on my good side, baby Yeah, yeah, you look skinny mini now. Yeah, I'm the Korean Luigi Mangione you really yeah free Bobby People see it all the time online they do yeah the sexiest guy in the world but the Korean version yeah yeah but you look younger but they do call me the
Korean Mangione you know so um, I saw a photo of him today and I have to be honest with you, am I express my feelings?
About Luigi?
Yeah, let's hear it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hot as fuck.
You like him, huh?
You really like him. Dude, he's so hot.
Look at him there. Yeah, he's a murdering fool, but he's hot. Sam Morrell. It's like if they mixed. A little Sam Morrell. A little Sam Morrell. 5% maybe. The curly hair.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He also like bulked up, like he got bigger.
Well, you gotta get Jack before you go to jail. Prison rules, dude.
Yeah.
Handsome.
You think that he's gonna get? Is he's gonna get the death penalty?
He's gonna go to like real prison prison? He's gonna go to prison, yeah. Is he in jail now or prison prison? He's in jail. Yeah.
You go to jail until you're hearing and then, but the trial started today.
Yeah, second degree murder.
But the Mangione lawyers said they had a big win today, right?
Big win.
Big win for the kid, didn't he?
No terrorism charge.
No terrorism. No terrorists, right, no terrorist charge. Would you date him if he got out? Of course. This is why they write letters to people in prison. Like this girl, you know, like those, those like, what are the, there's a, there's a thing on TikTok I've seen where female inmates are like, hi, 14442, I'm in Pacoima and I'm getting out in June
and I just want to meet a nice guy.
I know.
And the responses are insane,
the amount of guys that line up. Oh my God, you saw on Netflix, there's this doctor who broke out a guy from prison. Yeah. A doctor.
God, Khan.
Well, just because she's a doctor? Yeah.
She likes Nick. I think when you get excited, I think when you get excited, it just comes out weird.
Well, he's the weird one. I was busy watching the Charlie Sheen documentary because he reminded me of you. Makona and I were saying.
Tiger blood?
Tiger blood. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And also, he.
Cat blood.
He admitted that he.
What'd you say?
Cat blood. He admitted that he. Wait, wait, wait. Liked bullies. He likes guys. Really? In the documentary Spoiler Alert, he says that he was tired of the, at some point you get tired of one side of the menu
and you flip it over and you try the other side of the menu. And we thought of you because you try the whole menu when we go to eat at restaurants. So you trying the other side?
Well, when I was in high school, I did try some. Charlie Sheen. You know what I mean? But- We share a lot of similarities. That doesn't offend me. It shouldn't. You know what offends me?
What?
Cat blood.
Cat blood.
Cat blood.
That, I have tiger, so you're saying that Charlie Sheen, he loves tiger blood, but I love cat blood? Why can't it be tiger blood?
It's not that he loves,
it's that he have cat blood. Yeah. You're more of a cat. You know, you roam, you sleep, your hours are odd. You don't really like people that much, but you really secretly do. You're a cat. How are you not a cat? You're absolutely a cat.
Yeah.
I am a cat, right?
You look like a furry right now.
What? A furry. You look like a furry.
God damn it, Jules, it's my birthday.
It is your birthday.
Okay, be supportive. We sell weapons together.
You already saw it.
I saw it again with her.
Did you like it?
It's so good.
It is so good.
Did you see it?
No. Why? I'm holding out for when it gets to DVD. I wanna watch it. It is out. On DVD?
We streamed it at my house.
I wanna buy it on DVD.
Oh, Blu-ray.
I still wanna watch it.
Oh, you wanna put the thing, the-
He wants the VHS tape.
I'm old school.
Yeah, okay.
I tried to go watch it, but I was out of town, to see it so I gotta go alone. Or I gotta go on the road. Yeah, why doesn't your wife wanna see it? I think cause she saw the trailer and was like, is it scary?
Is it, what is it? She doesn't like scary movies.
She doesn't, she likes them okay. Yeah. That's not her favorite. Yeah. So I was like, I'll go see it alone on the road. Scariest movie of all time scary movie all content when Harry met Sally
Yeah, what's the scare the orgasm scene in the minor? Oh my I ran out of the theater What's the scariest movie about that? What's eating Gilbert grape? Did you ever see born in Harry? But no, she doesn't know what that is. Okay, what's the scariest movie of all time? I'll be being real or do I win cuz I was gonna say Shrek cuz you're doing that well Shrek throwback, dude Yeah, oh guy guy Fieri throwback. Yeah. What what our buddy guy was texting us today big time. We love he was blowing us up
I love it. Yeah, um, I would I would say the exorcist
I freaked me out the most cuz I watch it too young Yeah, when you were young watching it cuz you'd never seen anything like it. I wasn't supposed to watch it. My babysitter showed it to me. Yeah, it's just the... So, so bad, right? Is that what happened in your house? Did you watch stuff you weren't supposed to watch? Well, who was your babysitter as a kid?
The trees?
Maybe, but it's always my uncles were just like... The trees?
Watch over her.
That smoking man in the tree, that... Agda, please watch over her. Agda. No, but my uncles were always just watching porn.
Oh, okay.
Those can be scary. Those can be very scary.
Those are very scary.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's gross. Your uncle just watch porn in the living room?
Yeah.
And then my cousins and I would just be laughing.
Gross. That's so insane.
What about the uncle that chops people up with machetes? He's still scary, but I've never seen him watch sports. Oh, you never? So for your birthday, what's big?
What's coming up? Do you want your gift?
Not yet.
Okay.
Edging.
Yeah, I'm gonna edge the gift. He likes edging. Well, the thing about gifts is that people don't really give me the right gift.
That's right.
Well, they don't cost enough for you. What I mean we did put effort in this year, so it's a act defeated beforehand Just based on history how about this yeah?
What do you want to have happen this year different than the last year?
I kind of want to do it like mafia style actually What does that mean you know when the mafia weddings? You want to go around you want the envelope of cash? Yeah. I'll just get my own thing.
I'll do that tomorrow when I come see you tomorrow.
An envelope of cash is, I think, the most respectful gift.
Yeah, but the amount of cash you want is, people aren't going to give you cash.
Even if it's $50? Let's say you work at Chipotle and you come to my birthday party, okay?
Give me five bucks okay and then if you work at a bigger job you have to give more yes what's this David Spade comes give me a grand okay give you a grant yeah well you know he's not coming to your
birthday party I know I've had some people because this I guess it's a surprise I don't know who's going yeah you don't know I don't know I know but people are texting me directly I can't make it, but I'm not the one that surprised
I'm not the one you know where it is. What's going on like Sia?
You know the singer yeah, she texted me today. I can't make it. I'm like and then and then
Kalila Your birthday party! Your birthday party! If she sung you that at a voice message, dude, that would've cracked.
She's the best though. Have you ever been to her house?
No, I haven't been to her fucking house,
but to see his house?
I hate when the internet is like, she had a dude known as Hollywood for, you hang out with fucking Hollywood people all the time.
I didn't know who she was!
Liar.
Anyway. Liar. One time she came out on her balcony, right? Did she sing? During COVID, I think.
The Pope?
And she sang from the balcony. And we're all like in the garden and stuff, like in a picnic kind of an area. Whoa. Right? And we were just tears.
Just singing.
Like acapella.
Fake tears.
Fake tears. Just singing like acapella fake tears fake tears, but they're still tears nonetheless what yeah, I think yeah, I put water So she so do you know where the birthday party is you do Yeah, of course. I'm asking if you'd I don't know that's why I'm gonna get it out of you right now
Yeah, cuz you're my best friend. Yeah, but why would I try to ruin somebody else's surprise? It doesn't matter it does matter that's why it's a surprise so in the place that we're having it Is it is am I gonna be like oh my god? I can't believe it. Yes. I think so are you invited?
No, okay
Why wouldn't they invite the team I told them not to I see it's pretty deliberate Carlos. Are you invited? Yeah, you're invited, but you're not going I said no. I'm not invited and I'm not going about Yeah. Well, you're invited, but you're not going? And I said, no, I'm not invited and I'm not going.
How about with you, McClellan?
Oh my God.
Well, I didn't, I told, I said not to invite them. You wanted to invite these guys? Yes.
Why?
They're from my family. You want famous people around.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
Oh yeah. You do on Famous, all your birthdays. What's going on? Yeah. So hard, Shia. And if they did go, they would have a separate wristband and be relegated to a different part of the-
Yeah, not in the same area.
Right, of course.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're in the kitchen.
That's right.
Are you going? Yeah. You are, interesting. Do you know where it is? You're a fucking liar, dude. Are you a liar? Yeah. Yeah. You know.
You know. So I went somewhere Sunday night. Where? It was almost incredible. It was incredible.
Where?
I went to a symphony at the Greek theater. Did you really?
Yeah.
Who did you go see?
The LA Philharmonic? Or no? I don't know who it was.
Who played there? It was the music of Stardew Valley. What?
Yeah.
A symphony played the music of Stardew Valley at the Greek? Or at the, what'd you say?
At the Greek theater, yeah.
I love the Greek.
Two shows sold out.
Stardew Valley, a symphony of Stardewians.
Yeah. And I went backstage, I said hi to Eric Brony, the creator, because he's done Tiger Bouts, I know, but, and he went up on stage and when the music started playing, and asked my friend that was with me, I did cry.
It was that beautiful.
The tears was like, oh, I'm 54 and I play games.
That's cool.
You know what I mean? But that's your game. Golf is my dumb game. You like this stuff. Everyone has dumb games.
Yeah, but it was kind of surreal because it's like I discovered the game on my own. Just by somebody mentioned it somewhere.
So it wasn't on your own? I discovered it completely organically on my own. A friend of mine recommended it to me.
It's like the opposite.
All right. So the symphony was great and he went up on stage and he made a little speech and it was just nice.
It was beautiful. Yeah.
I really liked that.
Mentioned my name.
He mentioned your name?
I'd say that.
What did he say?
Nothing, he just did a little speech up on stage.
What did he say? Nothing. What did he say? Did he say it's Bobby Lee's birthday and happy birthday to Bobby Lee? I just basically said, you know last time I was in LA Did the crowd go nuts Half applause were you backstage? No, it was in the audience and you sat in the regular bucket seats What is a bucket seat? Let the bucket seats but the uh, no the VIP VIP since her mom left
House is a disaster quiet. It's a disaster smells like shit. Yeah, and house is a disaster. Quiet? It's a disaster.
Smells like shit.
Yeah, and then Jules is like, what? I can do it. I can take care of it.
Yeah, yeah. I said I would help clean, but not do deep cleaning.
What?
Do you think you keep her at your house because you want someone there?
Yeah.
Well, you know, it's silent when no one's there.
It's nice to have people around.
Yeah, when her mom and her are there and the dog.
He loves my mom so much, it's crazy.
Yeah.
She is wonderful.
She's a wonderful woman. And it's like what?
You're her kid.
Yeah, and she's like my mom. She does everything. The way she folds the socks and the underwear.
Everything is beautiful. Yeah.
She does a great job. She does, yeah. I miss her and she's gonna come back in October.
You have a mom still, you know?
Yeah, but she's just like, you know, just knee deep in, you know, K-pop. Did she call you? I mean she's texting you. She'll text me tomorrow on my birthday. We text every night. What's a late night text from your mom say?
You up?
No, what? No, she'll go, rest in peace. You know what I mean?
Rest in peace?
Yeah.
She sends you death texts?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, rest in peace. You know, and she'll go, she'll have some sort of poem sometimes. Give me a poem. Yeah, I'll give you yeah
Yeah, she'll have some sort of like wisdom or some sort of wisdom new weird day Yeah, oh what the heck so hope you sleep well
Yeah, what's been going on in your world? Nothing nothing at all. You're not doing anything. Are you dating someone right now?
Stuff like this, but it'll Bobby thinks I'm a lesbian now. Soft night.
Soft night, she texted you soft night.
That's not really a quote.
No, that's cute.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, here's another one. Good night, sweet dream of me loving you under the same moon and stars and beyond always.
That's beautiful. What did you respond?
Let's beautiful. What do you what did you respond? Let's see just like nine hearts.
Just hearts?
Yeah.
That's it?
Say something nice back.
I'll send her photos.
Is she a Raya girl?
What?
It's like you're texting with a girl.
I'll send her photos like this.
Of just you in front of thousands of people? That's very funny.
You know why?
Do you know why?
Why? Because in the beginning they were like,
you know what I mean?
Never believed in you. Yeah, you're not gonna make it, right? And so it's my way of just going, good night.
Good night.
That's so funny.
Vindictive still after all these years.
Sleep tight. You don't need to do that. I just do it for everyone as well. And then sometimes I'll just send another, I think I sent her, I'll make her a collage of like, you know what I mean? On my apps of her. Of her face. When she was young, you know what I mean?
Just to remind her she's not young anymore?
No, just to go, I'm thinking about you. I send her a photo of me, know, I mean, what did she say to that picture? She has no idea who they are Anybody so I'll send her stuff and
Yeah What's the question? What why do you think she's a lesbian now? Are you dating women at all? Well the other night?
She doesn't know
Let me finish okay. No. Yeah, what's going on? It's your birthday, you're emotional.
Yeah, I'm a little emotional, okay.
So the other night, I go, good night. She goes, good night, right? So I go upstairs, you know what I mean? And I barricade my door so no one gets in.
Who's coming in?
The cats, Gooner. Anyway, so I go, goodnight, and then at like three in the morning, I'm like, God, I want a choco pie.
Everybody does. Yeah. Who doesn't want a choco pie at three in the morning?
Do you like those choco pies?
Yeah.
Yeah, I want a choco pie. But then to unbarricade my door, and then I have another thing that I had to unbarricade to get to the. Oh, I'd be burned alive. Yeah, you'd be done. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm like, I laid there for a bit, going, no Choco Pie, no Choco Pie.
Choco Pie, Choco Pie.
And then Choco Pie won.
Choco Pie always wins.
Yeah, so I go out. And then when I'm gonna, Great combination. Why not? And look, it's three in the morning. Choco pie, puff.
Choco pie, puff, right?
Choco pie always first, okay? I look at the driveway and there's another car in the driveway that wasn't there before.
Interesting.
Interesting, right?
Interesting.
It's interesting.
And I'm not, you know, I'm not the Pink Panther. I'm not the Pink Panther. I'm not an investigator. I'm looking at the car, I'm like, who the fuck, right? So I texted her, and I'm not gonna say her name, but she goes, my friend, let's just make it up.
Lucy. Lulu.
Lulu's over. Yeah, Lulu's over.
And I go, oh.
At three in the morning. At three in the morning, and I go, that's fine. Yeah, yeah. We're just friends. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's how that, that's what they say. But they were out partying.
He's my roommate, dad. But they were out partying, I think.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You guys were drinking? Yeah. You're being bad?
We went to a gay bar.
Which one?
I mean, it's all lining up.
You went to a gay bar? It's cold, but I gave a male stripper $1 and then he grinded on me.
Very good. Wow.
So you went to a gay bar, by the way, can we say this in all seriousness? No, no, no, at gay bars, you gotta be careful. A lot of spiking of drinks, you know that, right? That's a big deal in WeHo.
Yeah.
They got busted again, that place. What do they spike? They spike. They spike girls' drinks. With what? So weirdo straight dudes will go to gay bars, spike girls' drinks. So straight girls feel comfortable at gay men bars. They spike their drinks and then they take them home. Wow. Yeah.
It was happening all the time at the Abbey. They got in trouble for it. Wow. They got caught. The guys were out there. So be careful the all bars, not just gay bars, but all bars of your drinks,
because you young lady's going out, some creepo. You know what I mean? Be careful. Do you ever drink beer?
I hate beer.
Damn, because that's what you do. You get a bottled beer, that way they can't, it's harder for people to get to a bottle of beer. What do you close? There's no lid? With her hand. You do? Good. What do you drink?
Uh, just like a
Well, I just do a tequila shot, so it's over.
Oh, that's good. I'll take a shot and get it over with. But also, be careful, please. How are you getting home? Is she driving? Uber. Lulu didn't drive? No.
Kyla says not to drive. Yeah, don't drive so stupid so I know the mattress that word because because the mattress that she uses The mattress that they use is this big it's this size of the table right so you guys are just
Like sardines in there. Yeah, we even shower together
Okay, okay, okay, I mean we've done it yeah Like sardines in there. Yeah, and we even shower together. Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I mean, we've done it.
Yeah.
It's so funny. For a second I was like, that's, that's, yeah, we do that, we do. Yeah, okay, that's fine.
Yeah, yeah.
But wait a minute. This is your best friend or just a friend? I feel like we're best friends. You are. Okay, and she sleeps over.
Yeah.
I've met her, right?
No, you haven't.
Oh.
But she's coming tomorrow, too.
So you sneak up?
Is she white?
No, she's Honduran.
She's Honduran. Honduran.
Oh, Honduran.
Honduran.
How'd you meet her, at college?
School, yeah.
Yeah? When she was in a class? Yeah. Who initiated? What do you mean initiated? Well, who says hi first? Who became, becoming a friend is a thing.
I think I did.
And I'm her, I'm Lulu.
Yeah, there's Lulu.
God, this test is so hard.
It's like the curriculum.
Yeah.
Tell me about it.
The curriculum is difficult. Tell me about it, Lulu. Jimmy, you're the best you ever want to go out and get a drink no
Why not?
because I like other genders Really? Yeah. Oh other genders. All right. Anyway, let's go back to this. Um thesis. Um, excuse me
Yeah
Gross be careful. I know Yeah, my name is that was a baby orangutan at first What's your name? Yeah, what's your name? Hi, I'm Lulu. This is Jimmy. What's up?
He's on the football team. He's on the football team. You don't want to talk to me. I'm on the football team. Yeah Wow
Gay, yeah, That's so gay. Anyway, what's up?
You wanna share this book
so we can work together on the lab?
That's how it starts.
That's how it starts.
That's how it started.
Oh, and she was a gal?
Yeah.
Oh, cool.
And does she know who you are? A big podcaster? Just a little bit. A big pod, she knows about your podcast and fame?
No.
Yes she does.
Do you feel famous?
No.
You are though.
I don't feel it.
Really? No one says, no one ever says, hey, aren't you on Bad Friends?
No, when we hang out, no one.
That's not what your sister and your mom says. I don't know when you walk when you walk around LA people don't say hi to you
Yeah, well everybody in LA please run up to her and say hi every time you see it don't be shy don't be shy Take a little she loves photo. Yeah. Yeah, she always wants to take a photo. So this new friend of yours
There is nothing there. We're just friends. Yeah, we're just friends, but then Tito Bobby tells everyone in the family that I'm a lesbian
Well, it doesn't mean you're a lesbian. It means that you. And I would encourage it and I would love it in my life to be, if you're honest.
I know and then when I.
If you wanna disrespect the Lord, that's on you. That is on you if you wanna disrespect the Lord. I won't stand for it. Won't be having that in my house, pal. Don't bring her over. Yeah exciting. Yeah, what's it? Okay? Imagine they pull up on a Subaru what car was in the driveway? I don't know what it was so dark should have clocked it. I know we would know really if it's a Subaru why?
Subaru's that giveaway it's a what? Honda very vague good. It could be anybody. Yeah, it really could go anyway Do you how many of your friends have pronouns like that? Does anybody say, hey, please call me they?
I think just two.
Two, that's a lot. It's more than zero. Just two. What do they say?
They're they?
They, them. They, them.
Do you have trans friends?
No, just gay, lesbian.
They're bad at grammar. Yeah They did? Yeah. He wants to bring more students back over here. But I think they've been somewhat of a hit on the show, so maybe we should get one or two.
No, but they came to the comedy store.
Oh really? Was I on that?
No, I wasn't there. No, it was Jay Leno.
Jay Leno.
Yeah. Yeah, why is McComb going back and forth like that? It's really driving me crazy stuff. You know Oh Bert. Oh, but they said
I'll give you your gift. Let me yeah, okay
It's that it's Korean I'm Korean happy happy birth birth birthday. Yeah. Yeah happy. Oh This is what I like to see This is what like to say happy birthday Bobby the Bad Friends gang. Already it's great. Sunglasses? I don't know. I love it already.
What if you don't, what if it's not?
It doesn't matter. If it's a, I know, you've done this before, right? Where you used to, you filled this bottle with tap water.
Sink water, yeah. like it I mean you never know pay less shoes Ross dress for lesson there yeah yeah but sometimes you have to learn a lesson I was like let's don't ruin the box okay oh it's already legit what is it it's glasses is it yeah let's see yep glasses Wow Wow let's take a look I end high highest of the end what do you think kiddo at the same first let's open
it up and let's see how you feel about it oh my god Wow put them on look at What do you think, kiddo? I have to see them first. Let's open it up and let's see how you feel about it.
Oh my God.
Wow. Put them on.
Look at these.
Oh.
Oh, those are pretty.
Your eyes look normal now.
You got me round glasses just to do that joke?
It did work.
I mean, it landed.
Yeah.
Just imagine, look at you, look skinny and cool. Let me look at it in the mirror. Wow.
That looks sick.
Wow.
Wow, it's pretty cool, man.
You like them? I do like them. So we're not gonna return them. We can't, because we bought them on sale. Did you really?
Yeah, we can't return them.
I mean, it's not really, that's the thing about gifts. Is that you're not good at receiving them? Oh, here we go. You're gonna start a fight with me? I just want to be honest and be an authentic myself.
It's okay if you don't like them.
No, I like them a lot.
Who picked out the style, do you think?
Not you.
Who did?
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friends. Andreas, because this is his style. The round, you know what I mean? You think it's
Andreas? Yeah. Who do you think picked those glasses out?
Carlos?
Carlos.
Did you just?
That's his name.
It's like the same Louis Vuitton round style.
I thought it was the-
He said those were the best.
But the bigger ones were too like gay Tim Dillon-y.
Oh, I see.
Less sunglass.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. we'll take him back we'll take him back good he doesn't like him I love him thank you the hardest person to buy a gift for it so I'd say that's all that's what cash no one's gonna give you cash if you don't like him we'll take it I'm
no I really appreciate it and what a pleasure that's all we wanted to hear yeah yeah thank you so much thank you so I really really appreciate it and
Happy birthday to you Wow happy birthday
senior Bobby
Happy birthday to you
Whoa, make did you make a fucking way?
Yeah whoa make did you make a fucking way to already oh yeah yeah yeah thank you so much is there ice cream inside we'll find out or the drug that dressing the fucking icing is great dressing is good yeah thank you so much thank you I
really appreciate you want me to cut up pieces of cake yeah 54 years old I know it's unbelievable so how do you want to do this? You want me to cut this up? Or you just want to just eat it yourself? Well, you can cut it. No, you cut it.
Cut it, baby.
Cumpleaños feliz.
Cumpleaños feliz.
Cumpleaños querido. Cumpleaños feliz.
All right, so you did or didn't like your first gift?
I loved it.
Yeah?
I thought about it, I love it. And I'm really grateful.
So you're gonna keep some?
I'm gonna keep them forever.
All right, good, well we have another gift for you.
I'd love to see another one.
We have one more gift for you. And I'm gonna be. Yeah, yeah. What? You're quiet. Yeah, get closer to the mic.
Hello.
Just pull it closer.
Yeah. There it is. And here comes your other gift.
Oh.
Hello.
Hello.
Do I know her?
No, take a seat. She's this, yeah. She's a psychic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's a psychic. You don't have to put on the headphones if you don't want to. If you want to, you can.
Do I hear myself in there?
You can do, yeah.
I don't wanna hear myself.
Yeah.
Okay. That's why some people don't like it.
You smell so good.
Oh, right away. What right away? What gypsy? Okay, bro. Okay. Sorry I mean, can I ask can I ask Turkish? No, okay. Damn it. That's my second one. She smells good They they also gypsies and Turkish people they smell so good. This is Slavian Yugoslavian. Yeah, we love you go slow of it We're one of that's one of our love you. I love you. This is okay. Are you do were you born in Yugoslavia? No, okay. I don't even know the language I don't speak. Okay, you were born here in California. Yeah. Yeah, boy. Are you an LA person? Yes Wow Let me guess where you grew up. Oh, I know well you do first
I know where all the yugas are that's what we call. Yeah. Yeah that were the yugas the yugas. Yeah, she's the West Valley so she's North Glendale no West Valley no not damn it can we get second guess Malibu close Santa Monica yes did you go to
Santa Monica high huh no I didn't go to high school good for you you didn't go to high school didn't go to high school either did you go what's for what's four times two she said she didn't go to high school.
Oh, okay, sorry. I know, I was just saying.
Well, no, that's how it works. No, she's telling you, she doesn't know. So tell us your specialty, Ashley.
So I specialize in psychic readings, tarot card reading, and spiritual healing.
And we think you need for your birthday,
psychic reading, spiritual healing. So do you need to get closer? Can you do it from there? I can do it from here. Okay. I don't need spiritual healing. Yes, you do. No, no, no. I want psychic. I don't need spiritual.
I want her to do all of it. Okay. Will you run the gambit on this guy?
I can't do a spiritual healing today, but we could definitely set it up.
We can set it up. Okay. Thank God. What do you need to do? So we're going to be doing a full life psychic energy reading on you.
We're not going to do the palms.
Look at me right now.
Look at me.
Do you feel it?
He's about to fart.
No, do you feel it?
Okay, damn it.
You're trying to send her messages?
I think we're too far away. Yeah, but a lot of people can feel my psychic energy.
Can they? Yeah, yeah, okay. Oh, I feel it. Oh my god. Okay good. Okay, so
First off we're gonna be looking into your cards and your psychic energy at the Korean your Korean. Yeah, does that help?
It's probably do you have a Korean deck there? There's got to be a different deck for them. Yeah Okay
So is there anything specific that you would like to look into and have you had a reading done before?
I went to the Renaissance Fair and I got a reading there. That's cool. Yeah What how long ago was that about four months three months ago? What are you months two months two months ago? It was last month. It was last month I went to the Renaissance Fair and I don't know Whenever I think over the years I've done them but in my mind I'm like that's not even close
Yeah, well you said that the Renaissance fair that she got one thing right yeah, she helped you with one things
But I bet you Ashley's more of an expert. She can help you. I would love to know I think my career is okay I think more love I
Think your careers. Yeah sure it's good
No no no I think it could be better. We'll let her do her job all right, okay. So my main question for you, I know that we are filming and-
You.
So how personal do you wanna get?
Get personal, get deep. He loves to get deep. He'll go-
Let's go, Yug.
Okay, sounds good.
Yug, Yug, Yug, Yug, Yug, Yug, Yug, Yug.
Now that's not offensive because you're Yugoslavian term of endearment. Yeah, no, it's fine. I think Yug is great. I think Yug's are great. Mom and dad are both Yugs?
Yes.
Do you know where Yugoslavia is on a map, by the way?
Yeah, it's Eastern Europe.
Where?
South.
South of?
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right, Tim. No, I'll be signed up for the blood package. Yeah, get the blood package. Yeah, not today Oh, these guys are always doing discount stuff you guys can ask questions Yeah, yeah, can I ask questions about you does he have to pee in something first? Don't you do that?
That's only for those are your real teeth. Yes, actually, they're beautiful nice teeth. Thank you. They're flawless team Yeah, no braces you floss. No. Oh, wow
He is
flirting I'm not. I'm not flirting.
She's right. Stop flirting. Let her do her fucking job.
Hey, you look at me.
Do you, so personal and the other question is going to be full name, date of birth. Ooh. We know today's your birthday.
Yeah, today's, well, tonight at midnight. His name is full name is can I answer Robert Young Lee and his birthday is September 17th 1971 yes Yeah, 54 years old Wow Very nice. How old did you think he was just by looking at him like 48? Yeah That's what I said But here this will make you feel better
how old do you think I am like maybe 50 yeah I'm 42 that hurts you but you're right you're right yeah I do look old thank you you and I'm gonna jump up my roof tonight up my roof tonight we dooof tonight, off my roof tonight. We look the same age.
We do, it's really weird.
People on the internet go, I didn't know you guys were the same age. Well, whatever.
Alright, there's four cards there.
So, the first thing...
I like her balance.
So the first thing that I do see within your energy is that you definitely have a long life ahead of you. is gonna be the first thing that we pick up on your aura. She said he would die soon.
Yeah, that's a win!
That's a huge win.
That's a win, dude!
Huge win.
Win!
Huge win.
Yeah, but will I be all like this or no?
No, actually.
Okay, good. Actually, no. I see you living into your later 80s for sure.
Wow.
Huge win. Yeah. And I don't see any major life-threatening issues or events other than the ones that you might bring to yourself.
Ah.
So you smoke.
He smokes.
No, it shows me that you put yourself in dangerous positions.
Yeah, I'm a thrill seeker.
He is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The sharks, I go in.
Now, what card says that? Can we ask?
So it's these two right here. Yeah, can you point them up to me? I wanna see what one looks like.
You're a thrill seeker.
A thrill seeker for sure, yeah.
And now does that one next to it, I think I've seen that one before. Is that one when you have an extra chromosome? Is that what that is? You read that one for him?
No.
I have down syndrome.
All right, dude. But yes, long life ahead of you, nothing major or life-threatening other than things that you put yourself, any danger that you might put yourself in is always comes with a risk. It does show me that-
I'm in the alleyway, I see a tiger. Don't go in the alleyway.
Don't go to the tiger.
Okay, okay.
Don't follow the tiger's lead.
I guess we're not a negative energy being. Pure energy, pure positive energy. Intuition is definitely heightened. You do sometimes follow your intuition, but it does show me that you kind of neglect it at times. You kind of just go where your mind wants you to go, or heart wants you to go
instead of what you feel energetically.
Right on the money.
This is right on the money.
Right on the money. It's right on the money. Pretty good. That's good. That's good. You got a good connection going.
Within your aura.
It's a pure connection. Yes, absolutely.
Yeah.
It's like, you know what I mean, HD.
It's 4K.
It's 4K.
It's 4K.
Is his aura yellow by any chance?
There's different auras with colors in his aura? Well, right now I'm seeing a lot of pastel colors. Oh, I love pastel.
Am I alpha or beta?
Yeah, pull that card.
Look at my face right now.
I do see that you definitely do take control of the room at times.
I take control of life.
Yeah.
You do?
Yeah.
So going forward, energetically positive energy, you do surround yourself with positive beings as well, but there is some-
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Just let her finish. There is some negative energies around you that don't truly have faith in your visions or in your perspective of life.
You.
Right there.
What?
Take a look. It's not me. Yeah. Right there. What? Take a look. It's not me. She lives with him and all she does is, she's rude to him. Yeah. And she's constantly like, you'll never amount to anything, teacher.
Yeah, yeah.
And if you look at, okay, my bedroom, right? There's a long string of cat hairball vomit.
How is that my fault?
That's your fault.
How is that my fault? Does it look like cat? He's right. That looks like it comes from your throat. Okay. All right.
Let her finish.
Okay. So yeah, there is negative energy around you that doesn't really have full, I guess, on the same path as you or same vision as you. Your cards are basically, and your energy spirit is saying
to kind of just keep pulling through and keep following what it is that you believe in what it is that you desire In your life. Yes, there's no failure. There's only upward growth So in your energy, okay Your chakras look good. Yeah, like I said aura looks good. There's good pastel bright colors. I'm seeing oranges yellows for sure There is some vibrance like fuchsia colors pink colors red any black
No There is some vibrance like fuchsia colors, pink colors, reds. Any black?
Damn it. No, I love black people.
That's not what the cards say.
No. No.
And then when we go into, I want to pull up in your career. Oh, easy. Like financial area, is that okay?
Yeah, let's pull it up.
Okay, so when it looks into that area, there is no negative connection coming through, but it does show problematic. Things that you're trying to pursue, investments that you're trying to make, it does seem like it's being prolonged.
And now I don't understand completely what's going on.
He's got a business manager who's 104 years old. Oh. Is that say that he's stealing from him? Does that say anything about that in there?
Is he being taken from it does show me that you'd be taking advantage of in?
That's not no it's
Right or no. No, this is not us. It's not severe. It's not severe It's not a severe is that life-threatening could it be that someone in his world is taking advantage of him financially, that he gives money to, like friends, like if he gives Carlos money, is that what you're saying?
He's taking it? No, no. I don't see Carlos.
I'm not saying you, I'm just asking the world.
Yeah, well, what's basically going on in your financial career path.
Basically what you're saying, my career is not great.
No, it's not I'm not gonna be Ken Jeong. No, I do see positive thing. You can Jung is no
She knows who you are. Yeah, cuz she's here. Well You don't know who either of us are no, that's great. Well, that's makes it better. Do you know? Huh in terms of comedy, who do you know? Nobody? She doesn't like stand-up. She's from LA
I don't follow any like YouTube, podcast,
anything like that.
This is a waste of most people's time.
We're very popular.
No, we're not.
That's great.
We're very popular.
We're not.
I'm very busy.
She's not into YouTubers.
Yeah, neither. We don't like us either.
Don't. and he loves YouTube channels. Okay, good. You have a husband? I do. I do.
Okay.
So all these cards were a lie!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so what it's showing financially and within your career path is that there's no major problems, but there is like pushback, like negative pushback. Things that you're trying to drive towards in this remaining year and in the upcoming year
is that there's a little bit of back spacing instead of-
My special is gonna be a bomb.
Yes.
That's what she's saying.
Yeah, she's saying that. I'm doing a special for Hulu. It's gonna be a bomb. I'm gonna cancel it.
Don't cancel it.
No, I'm canceling it. I'm not doing the special now. She's saying you are delaying the thing. No, no, that's what she's saying.
That is what she's saying.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
This is what, I'm gonna put the special out and the audience is gonna go, no!
Push back!
Push back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, good call. We want white noise. We don't want finally. Yeah, okay but for the most part though when it comes down to the take an advantage of thing the there seems to be like there is some sort of person or some sort of energy that Kind of Doesn't give you the correct answers that you're looking for or doesn't give you my manager It feels like they're just like prolonging you and kind of stringing you along.
It's my agents, CAA.
I've said this so many times.
Oh my God, they're prolonging it.
Now let me be honest, I did plant that card for her to read that. I needed that to come out.
But you know, energetically, you have leadership in your energy.
I'm a leader.
And you're meant to succeed within your professions. I'm sexy.
No, succeed.
Succeed within your-
And sexy though. Sure.
Okay, okay. Absolutely. All right. But there's definitely some revisioning or reassessing that you might need to do in the next year.
I'm going to fire my agents right now, right in front of you. Shit. What?
Should I call Abby? Give her a letter, Finn. All right. You do the whole deck on him, right?
No.
Okay.
We go as far as we can onto the card, start repeating himself, and then if you have any questions, we go from there.
Okay.
Okay. Sorry. So, but when it comes down to finance, you're still growing. There is no necessarily any issue or blockage in money circulating around you. Yeah, I'm like, I can fucking, I'm like, I need, yeah. So that's, so you're cool there, that's fine. I'm like, I need to make money today.
There's definitely a lot of creativity within your energy and there's more creativity opportunities in the next year. So something that you've been waiting for for a long time seems to be coming up.
I'm the Korean Luigi Mangione.
Yeah, okay. So there's something that you've been waiting for for a long time that seems to be coming up to surface around, to me it looks like July of next year.
So in the summer.
What's happening in July?
Oh, we don't know.
There's a opportunity that you've been waiting for for a long time.
Coachella.
We're going to Coachella, right?
We're supposed to.
I was thinking that's a little early.
April? What April well, they should move it. Yeah, you know we were invited to Coachella
Backstage not you not you
No, I'll tell you why she just talked about negative energy
You live in his house and you create negative, okay. Yeah, is there love in there by chance?
So we are gonna get into love love love love love Within your energy you do definitely are meant to have love in your life now
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Is it gay love? No. No, but you do have attractions from male energy Can you explain that please clip it you explain please? It just shows me that there's energies from the opposite sex that are interested in you.
Oh, interested in me?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Guys wanna fuck you.
I don't see you pursuing them.
Is the energy a red energy?
No. No.
Told you, I don't wanna fuck you.
Please?
No. It shows that you're begging for guy energy.
Okay.
But when it comes down to attractions, there's a lot of attractions around you and some are very not pure, not positive energies. Energies that kind of just want to-
They're not pure, but are they hot?
Sure, they seem like you're attracted to them as well. Yeah. So I do feel there being a lot of different attractions coming from different energies, female energies, but like I said, a lot of those energies don't feel positive or good for commitment
or long-term investments in love.
Oh my God.
But when it comes down to love, your heart is still placed in your past. So.
That one hit like a fucking dagger. Oh my God. So. So. Oh. That one hit like a fucking dagger.
Oh my god.
So.
Energy from your past.
Now usually when I do.
What do you think of white people doing Asian accents?
I think it's really funny.
Thank you.
Thanks, Yug.
When your best friend is Asian.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, for sure. For sure. But what I do see is that, well, before I go forward, usually when I see someone stuck in their past, I would tell them that it's probably better to just keep moving forward, right?
Well, for some reason, your soul is tied. So spiritually, soul tied. There's a lot of investment energetically and stuff like that. But there's not just one soul tie, you have two connections in your past.
It's not me.
So there's two connections in my past.
Yeah.
So, okay, wow.
Yeah, and I think ultimately that might be holding you back from finding yourself committed in other relationships or even with the people that you was with before.
Wow.
That is awesome. That's wild.
That's wild.
Is that it?
No.
There's more?
Okay. But I do feel like you're definitely meant to find happiness. I do see there being a lot of different energies coming in and out, a lot of dating, a lot of socializing, a lot of exploring, which is great,
but you need to find your heart, okay? That's what you need to find.
But the problem is, where is the heart?
That's right here, it's in the air.
I know, I know, I know, I know where, I know in the human body where it is, yeah. What I'm saying is, is that I'm gonna, when you say I have to find my heart, is it the one or my own heart?
Well, both. There's self-neglect, for sure. You have a lot of hidden.
I got rid of porn.
That's good.
Yeah, yeah.
You just told me you watched it the other day.
Oh, I don't know.
I slipped.
Well, it's showing me that. No, I watched the video game. Same thing.
No, it's not.
It's pornographic.
They showed a titty in a video game, I jerked off to it. What's, how's that a thing?
Is that porn?
I mean.
Show that in the cards. All right, go ahead, let her finish.
But when it comes down to like where the heart is and all that, there's trauma tied to your heart. So there's definitely trauma.
My dad.
And you have like this stubborn energy towards giving yourself completely in a relationship, like loving someone entirely in a relationship. So you have like this wall.
Big wall of China.
The biggest wall of China.
The biggest wall of China.
But when it comes down to finding true love and true happiness where you can settle down and have a family and all that.
True love will find you in the end.
It will, it will. But I feel like you still have some searching. We can say soul searching, but that's probably.
Grinder.
Yeah, probably for like another two years.
Two more years till you find somebody.
Wait, wait, wait, two more years until I find somebody?
I'll be 56.
So?
So what?
Age is just a number.
She thought I was 50.
How old would she be?
Huh?
How old would she be?
Younger.
56, the girl he's gonna meet won't be 56? No.
I'd like that.
Yeah, yeah.
Younger. Younger. Yeah, a good amount of years.
Wow.
It feels like your twin flame is here and I feel like you have connected with that flame.
Oh, so I've met this flame before.
I'm right here. From what I see, yeah.
I'm right here.
And I am younger.
But you look older.
I do.
I do.
That's the problem.
Yeah, trust me. But what are your questions?
Oh, I don't really have any questions. I mean, I, I mean, the two soul thing, I'm trying to think, but I don't know.
Maybe she's saying, maybe it'll come to you.
Yeah, maybe it'll come to me later. I'm so fascinated. I've had one great love in my life. Okay. Yeah. Do you wanna talk about it? Well, it's her aunt. You know what I mean? And I went out with her, we lived together for 10 years. Okay. It didn't work out,
but she's still a great love of mine.
Good piece of the life. She's still a piece of his life, of everyone's life. Everyone's life in this room, you know? She lives at his home. So her niece lives in his house. So you're still very connected. Oh God, yeah.
A pure connection.
Yeah.
And if you weren't married, we'd have a connection.
No, you wouldn't. Okay, okay, okay. You're not her style. I'm just totally kidding.
She likes the yooks.
I'm not yooky enough.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna does it say anything about being generous with his you know peers Enriching his life that way. Oh you give a did you understand a word he said?
Yeah, okay got it. But yeah, you definitely give out to others energetically you like you put a lot of energy out You try to mother Teresa, but there is a little bit of stubborn energy like that's right you want to know exactly for what for why what is it
gonna do for you is it gonna what is it gonna do for you that is why yeah no
something I told you what the homeless man the one that you actually hit with your car no not that one yeah he died okay no one time there was a anyway I don't want to get into it, but I secretly give money.
I know, buddy, I'm teasing. She doesn't know that.
But when it, like money is not, it's like even advice, giving, helping others with whatever their, not premonitions, but whatever their encounters they want to do with their life you're like, it's like you kind of stand off a little bit. You're like, wait a minute, I need to know the details. And how am I going to like, am I going to succeed from this as well?
Do I get any credit for this?
That sounds right.
I don't think it does.
Okay, it's wrong, but it sounds right.
And it may not be in every situation, but in some situations you get a little bit of standoff. people that you do care about and you want to succeed, you definitely help them as much as you can.
Thank you.
That is true.
He's extremely generous, both financially and as a friend. Yeah.
He's extremely generous. You also do a lot of like therapy work on your own.
He does.
I do.
Yeah, like not an actual therapist, but you are to your friends.
No, but I have therapists.
That's great. Every Thursday at four. Awesome. Yeah, she sells it, it's in the cards. Yeah, you need that. Everyone needs that. You need it.
I do, I do. You.
I love it.
Don't be mean.
I'm not being mean.
Because she's married.
Because she's married, you're being mean.
But you got a little combative.
Okay.
You know what I have no idea.
She's from Santa Monica.
You have no idea about your people.
It's not a country anymore.
Tell me everything about you know about Korea. You know everything about Korea? Yeah.
You're not from there.
Samsung.
Oh, right, that's what I'm gonna tell you.
K-pop, old boy. often called the Yugoslav Wars that occurred in the former Yugoslavia during the 1990s. The country broke apart into independent states. The more you know.
I was in that war.
Key conflicts include the 10 day war. We learned about that. The Croatian War of Independence, the Bosnian War and the Kosovo War. Bosnia and Kosovo, George Bush too, we remember.
Interesting. Yeah. Learned something new every day.
You learned something new. Do you have chat GPT? I do. Don't use it. Okay.
All right.
That's great.
Is there more to it now? It's questions now.
Now it's just questions?
Now you can ask it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So two year.
Will he ever be a father?
I don't see that.
Wow.
Can I be?
Yeah.
No, really? Well, the thing about being a father, I mean, you already kind of are a father to people around you.
That is very true.
I have not pulled out and went like this.
But the thing is that's more of a question for a female's reading.
Ah.
I'm very potent.
Interesting.
What? So you could, you could definitely be a father, but I mean, it shows me father figure energy.
Right, daddy.
It doesn't show me how many kids you're gonna have.
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Okay, here's what I learned, okay? Two years from now, I might meet, you know what I mean? The love of my life. No, no, no, you will meet. I will meet the love of my life, okay? I'm gonna live up until my 80s.
Late 80s, she said.
Late 80s. Late 80s.
Very possible. Very possible, so that's a win.
W.
Yeah, yeah. Somebody's embezzling from me.
Someone's stealing from you. So I'm gonna try to figure that out. Can I be honest? How many years have I been saying that to this guy? Literally, how many years have I been like,
you're getting robbed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And what else?
And that you still are tied to the past.
Yeah, the past, and there's two, but I don't know who that might be.
But there's something I can figure out. There's one that is more recent, right? But then there's one that's gonna be way, way long, long time ago. Yeah, and it feels like in your teenager years.
Oh, maybe, yeah, yeah, I know who it is then.
Do you do?
Yeah.
Who is it?
I can't tell you. Oh, that's why. Yeah, there is one. I strongly believe that that first relationship
has caused a lot of different ways. It was an unrequited love situation. She wasn't allowed to date Asians. Yeah. Back then in this country we had a rule.
Okay.
We still have it, but people disobey it, I'll tell you that.
Yeah, because our stylings in the sack is too aggressive.
Okay.
Cut that out. But yeah, so no, what I'm saying is there was a girl that I had a huge two, three year crush on. It was, and I could never tell her. I was in love with her, well hung out with her every day.
She knows.
Yeah, and then she married somebody else. You know what I mean? But it broke my heart. And it could, because this is before I did stand up. So I had no confidence. Yeah. So I couldn't say anything,
but I still feel those things, you know what I mean? And also, I'll be honest with you, Kalila, but that's the only time I felt those feelings. And it's like, I know that I can access those feelings, you know what I mean? But because of, I think that particular incident, you know what I mean? But because of, I think that particular incident,
you know what I mean, it closed my heart. You know what I mean? And then I opened it up for Kalilah, and then devastation.
And Kalilah is your aunt? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you feel like a little bit still very much so tied in a romantic way?
No.
That's good.
But your energy doesn't say that. And if it's love, it's love. You care about this person.
Well, you know, how dare you?
No, no.
No, no, I get defensive.
Leave the yug alone.
I can't believe yugs come in here. All that's, no, what I'm saying is that, no, what I'm just gonna say to you is this, is that, you know, what I love, I love, here's the thing, I'm super loyal, okay? That's true.
And, but to gain my loyalty, it takes a while. Long time. Yeah, but once it happens, I'm your guy forever, okay? And so, when people are my people forever that'll never change That's right. You know, I mean so, you know with this person that you're talking about, you know, we talked today and we I saw her yesterday I mean we still there's you know, I mean, you know her, you know stupid fucking niece lives
Too much nice. Yeah. Yeah, there's lovely But um, so yeah, I mean when I love I. But anyway, um, can we do Andrew or no?
We don't have to do me.
What?
I'm a little scared.
Yeah.
Never had one of these.
I still have stuff to tell you about.
Yeah. Okay, go ahead.
So you talked about confidence and spirit right away started going crazy within your energy, that there's confidence when you do your work, but in your normal life adventures and stuff that you do, there seems to be lack of confidence there and questionable areas.
Okay, I think she's right.
Yeah. So there's some self work that needs to happen with confidence building outside of work. Cause here it's like a, okay, let's go.
Cause when I'm at home, she's here, I'm a piece of shit, I'll kill myself.
Don't say that.
No, but I do. I'll just mope around, it's like, why even live?
I like these chairs, they're very psychedelic.
You like those chairs? Yeah, they're very cool.
Yeah, very, very Eastern European.
I love them. or chairs from my people. Well, that one's from Bosnia, that's from Herzegovia. Yeah. Yeah. Come on.
So yeah, so confidence building, I definitely see it as needed outside of work. You put on a different persona in front of different people.
Yeah, I'm a changeling.
He often will do black scent in front of black people.
Oh, okay.
What's up, man?
See, he does that. What's up, dog? Like dude, you gotta stop. You gotta stop doing that. Raise the roof, dog. Yeah, and they don't say that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they don't?
No.
Stress is very normal.
Give me the loot, give me the loot.
Give me the loot, give me the loot.
They do say that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your stress levels are pretty normal in a negative place emotionally.
I don't know why I just did that. He's getting stressed.
He's getting stressed.
He'll kick a shoe.
When I start doing my tech window, dude,
I start getting stressed.
And then there's trauma.
Oh, you wanna talk about that?
There's trauma.
Trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma to me, Leon.
And who caused it? It seems like a lot of people.
Oh my God. Thank you.
There's a lot.
You've caused trauma.
No, I haven't.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've only helped you. It feels like there's trauma from a long, long time ago that you still haven't resolved.
That's right. Yeah. You gotta find that kid wherever he is, whatever grocery store he's working at. London was traumatic. London was, but she said it was a long, long time.
Yeah.
So it definitely feels like it's somewhere within your 20s.
20s.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
So trauma, but I mean, you're still doing well. I still see many opportunities for you in your life, positive and both negative. Life comes with both negative and positive so it's fine. You work your way out of most scenarios which is great but just kind of pay attention to what's happening in your work life with that kind of don't let your energy get prolonged anymore
kind of if you want something go and get it and then with the energy that I feel taking advantage of you in a negative way, that one you need to kind of seek out because it is kind of not allowing you to reach your highest goal. But you've done well for yourself.
Thank you so much. Who's smarter?
You both are definitely very wise.
Yeah, but the cards, what do they really say?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It shows me that you have, well, it doesn't show up in the cards, but it shows up in your energy that you have strategies.
Ah, like I'm playing chess and he's playing checkers.
Maybe.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop, stop. You, you, check it out, check it out. You, you, you, you. I have no strategy.
I mean, I brought, we're not doing your reading anymore. I can't really look into it. But energetically, what-
You go with the flow.
Yeah. She said that. It feels, yeah, like you kind of like- Like a surfer.
You don't really follow your intuition.
Intuition, a dolphin.
She did say you follow your intuition. I'm a dolphin, yeah. What it is you feel. If we were animals, does it say anything about what kind of animal energy that we have?
If you were to guess, what kind of animal would I be?
You'd be a tiger, remember?
Yeah.
What would I be?
Yeah.
Oh no.
Oh no, that's not great.
It's an orangutan.
No. It's an orangutan. No, what is it?
What is it? It's a beaver. It's a beaver. A platypus. I have beaver teeth. Yeah, yeah.
It's beaver.
Yeah. Fuck. Well, she said it.
That's fine.
I'll stick to it. Beaver. Well, that's great.
So how do people hire you? So they can find me-
If you're in the Los Angeles area.
I'm in Burbank, and people can find me through my website, thehouseoftarot.com.
That's you?
Yeah, that's me.
Wow.
Gosh, you did a great job.
Great job.
We found our inner truth and a right path for today, so if you wanna get this and you're in the LA area, thank you so much. What a birthday gift that you just got.
Thank you so much. Yeah. Yeah, that cleans the energy. I'm gonna say something in Korean. Honggeuri, honggeuri, ddoeonggeuri, honggeuri.
Thank you.
He said, please drive safe. Thank you. All right, good. Thank you, Ashley.
You're the best. Thank you so much, Ashley. Give her a round of applause.
Give her a round of applause. Thank you guys for having me.
Thank you. and I'm content. You feel good? I feel pretty good, yeah. You gonna keep your glasses? I'm gonna keep the glasses, I really like them.
Wait till you see the gift I got you tomorrow night.
Really?
Ooh!
And you got me this expensive water?
Expensive water, you love fancy water. I love fancy water. You gonna take that home or share it with the crew?
No, take it home.
Smart.
Yeah, yeah. so much and you know um give a heartfelt goodbye to the fans for how you know how
much they've been there for you and what they mean to you on your birthday well I
have to say you're a good Lord what I have to say in general is is that and I want to be real we stopped at the gong sorry sorry about something fucking gone no I just figured just for a second you've been gonging all night I apologize all right um I have to say that.
Okay.
I'll do it over the gong. My 50s have been the best years of my life.
I want you to be serious. Yeah.
I'll stop. Okay. Okay. And it really has been. And I've had a lot.
Start it over. I had to do it. Start it over. It's so fun to hit.
I know.
At least you're OCD.
Can we keep it?
We can keep it.
That wasn't on the cards.
All right, tell me.
Be honest, be honest, go. Your 50s have been?
Have been turbulent, to say the least. But positive. There's a lot of negative.
But also so much good.
But I lived through them. You did. Yeah, a lot of dark, a lot of light, but I've grown a lot and ultimately I'm just, like when I was at the Stardew Valley, sitting there watching and just looking
at the beautiful sky and just being in the moment. Why'd you rub your eyebrow like that?
I had an itch, man, don't stop. You were saying something nice.
Okay, I'm just trying to be real, though. But this is like a face gong. You don't do face gongs when I'm doing this.
Your fucking face looks like a gong, of all faces.
Because it's flat?
Well, go. Okay. Turbulent, but you got through it. Yeah. And when you're sitting at Stardew Valley looking up at the sky.
And just listening to this beautiful music and I was just like, it does not get better
than this.
It doesn't.
You mean your life as a whole?
Yeah. And we added nice seats. But no, you know what I mean? Ultimately, it just doesn't get better. Life is really good. Yeah, it's it's exciting. I am Yeah, it's been good, you know life has been very good to you so far
It was a rough begin. I mean my first 22 23 Then I went to a 52 53 years old 51 52 53 were rough years.
The first 53 were rough?
Yeah, 50, 51, 50, 50, 49, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53.
But right now you feel good.
I think, I feel like I'm out of the woods a little bit.
Me too. Do you? I feel like you're out of the woods.
Yeah, I feel like I kind of got out of the woods and I'm looking around and I'm looking at him. Yeah Yeah, you should get back in the woods. Yeah, but I really do and I feel stronger Just even my character, you know Like criticism and you know things I can take better, you know I mean and I also I can get throw things away in my mind, you know, I mean like negative thoughts, right? Yeah, and No, I mean I have the best job in the world.
All my dreams have come true.
And it sounds cheesy, but. It's not. Yeah, and I, you know, you've been a dear friend. And you know, if you just, let's get rid of this house smell. You know what I mean?
And then we're good.
And then we're good.
But I do love you.
I love you too.
Okay.
So hard to say.
I know. Honestly, you're like a daughter of mine and there is a deep love. I'll do anything for you.
I love you too.
Okay, good. Yeah, and I love everyone in this room, I mean McCone, you know, we're trying I love you I love you Yeah, I mean and there's a lot of love Carlos
He's sick. Is he really he had a he didn't eat all day. We got he almost passed out with a tarot girl I didn't feel good. So I switch him a car. He eats, you know he eats every, like once a day. I post-mated nuggets during the fortune teller.
Oh, okay. You feel better?
A little better, yeah.
Yeah, nothing says a good pick-me-up for your health like chicken nuggets.
Yeah.
You ordered, how many nuggets did you order?
10.
That's not enough.
10's not enough. You ate once? Get to 20 man. I only had a bagel all day Buddy, you've only been up for about six hours. That's true. He's been up since 9 a.m. Yeah Anyway, um speech was what a great what a great and what a great birthday and it's not over
Yeah tomorrow. Well, I'm just curious to see what happens me too. Don't skip over me
What about you?
He's just giving love to everyone
Anyway Tell the poor you love him. Yeah He's just giving love to everyone Anyway
Tell the poor you love him. Yeah
Andreas Andres Andres, that's it. Yeah
Thank you for being a bad friend Woo-oo-oo, yeah-ah-ah
Woo-oo-oo, yeah-ah-ah Woo-oo-oo, yeah-ah-ah Woo-oo-oo, yeah-ah-ah
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