Bobby's Dad Was A SAVAGE!πŸ˜‚

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My dad's never heard a song before.

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What?

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He doesn't know what music is. That's how anti, like, anything he is. He wouldn't know what Mozart was. If you played him a song, it all sounds the same to me. Just noise.

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What did he do for fun?

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Work.

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In fact, he was so cheap, he owned a clothing store called Fashion Gown. Me and my brother went, and I go, where are the employees? the cash register there's a gigantic jar of pee. What? Because he has no employees so he just pees in this gigantic jar.

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Welcome, welcome.

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And they're like, Pee here? And they're like, Pee here?

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Is that where P.U. came from?

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