BREAKING: IRAN ISSUES DIRE WARNING AS 50K US TROOPS CALLED UP

Alright y'all, welcome to the show. Happy Thursday. It is March 26th, and I have a lot to get to here for you. So in just a second, Iran has issued a list of demands to end the war. We're gonna go through that. We're gonna break that down for you. We also have some new polling data. Trump is officially the most unpopular president ever on the issue of the economy. Ever. That is an astonishing, an astonishing fact and I'll give you some of the specifics there as well. Later on we have

some high-profile Republicans who are revolting against Trump and they're now begging JD Vance to invoke the 25th Amendment. That is absolutely noteworthy right there. We also have MAGA officials getting caught in a massive Fredophilia scandal. Say it with me y'all, Pedokon Theory is a theory like gravity is a theory. And then also later on, we have that video of Spring Breakers that's gone mega viral where they're asked political questions.

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Breaking, Mohammed Bagher Ghalibaf who is the Speaker of the Iranian Parliament, came out and said the following, quote, based on some intelligence reports, Iran's enemies are preparing to occupy one of the Iranian islands with support from one of the regional countries. Our forces are monitoring all enemy movements, and if they take any step, all the vital infrastructure of that regional country will be targeted with relentless unceasing attacks. So in other words,

they know Trump is planning an illegal ground invasion. They know that, they're aware of that. They see the troop movements, they see the buildup. And what they're saying is, hey, any of you Gulf Arab countries that allow the attack to be launched from your territory,

it's a wrap on you once that happens, dog. It's a wrapski. It's over. Like, we're gonna light your whole shit up. You're not gonna be able to recover from the damage that we're about to do to you. That's what he's saying. Clearly, the move here is like, put pressure on the Gulf Arab country

to basically break up with the US and be like, hey man, I can pointing out to you guys, and as we keep covering, there's been a lot of troop movements, and it looks like Trump has already decided on doing a ground war, even though half the time he pretends,

like the war is over, and we're in talks, and we already achieved all of our goals, and we already did regime change. He's been back forth, back forth, back forth, back forth. And a big part of that is just lying. A big part of that is just deception, because he wants to do the ground invasion, and like, throw them off. But guess what? They know that you lie about everything all the time anyway.

They know that you promised negotiations with Qasem Soleimani before you murdered him. He was like, one me show you this. So, Ken Klippenstein says, and he's citing the New York Times here, about 50,000 troops are assigned to the overall operation the Pentagon calls Epic Fury. Or as we call it, Operation Epstein Fury or the Jeffrey Epstein War. 50,000 at most troops that were moved to the region.

Now you're telling me 50,000 troops are assigned to this? Oh, they're about to make a horrifying mistake, bro. And then by the way, once Trump makes the decision and they actually try to take an island, I don't, like, Iran could just light the whole island up and say, look, if we can't have it, you can't have it, we'll just kill all of you. Like, at every step of the way, they've outsmarted the US. They just have. Um, and at every step of the way, they've shown more power than the axis of Epstein thought they had. And so, why would this be any different?

Why does Trump think at some point he'll, like, get them in some maneuver where they go, You win Donald it's not gonna happen This is this is I'm telling you this is a catastrophe and we haven't even talked about the economic angle of it yet Look at this Iran appears to be acting on retaliatory threats following reported new Himars launches from Kuwait With Iranian sources claiming these were fuel tanks targeted today used to support US operations So we still have a hot war y'all Al Jazeera English says smoke rising from Kuwait airport after Iranian drone attack. And you can see here, they're not fucking around man. They are not fucking around, not even a little bit. On the economic front, crude oil exports during the first 23 days of March 2026 versus first 23 days of February 2026. Okay? Kuwait, down 72%.

Iran, plus 4%. Iraq, down 49%. Iraq, the south portion, down 76%. Oman, plus 7%. More on that in a minute. Because you're going, wait a second, I thought they were blocking Oman's oil too.

Wait for it. Uh, Russia, plus 14%. And Saudi Arabia, down 52%. So, we all know why Iran's numbers have gone up. They control the strait and they're allowing their ships through. We know why Russia's numbers have gone up. They're the beneficiary of this war, right? But why has Oman gone up?

Well the answer is very simple. Markets aren't pricing an end to the war. What markets are pricing is Oman appears to have followed Qatar in cutting a deal with Iran, reportedly involving a $6 billion payment, with the IRGC now issuing transit waivers that have brought Lloyds back into the market. What's being said here is, Iran now controls the Strait, and they get to flex some power, and they get to say, oh, okay, you want to use the Strait? Well, you owe us.

Pay us a tax, and then we'll let you through. So we went from totally open, totally free, to they shut it down because the Axis of Epstein attacked them, to they're blocking all of us and our allies ships, to, oh all right we'll let some of you through but pay your tax. And so whoever makes a deal with them, and what does that do? It makes the government more powerful in the same way that the Axis of Epstein lifted lifted sanctions on the Iranian oil that was at sea. That also makes them more powerful, in the same way that Russia is now selling oil at a premium price.

That makes them more powerful. So, this is why I say this is a baboon regime. Every decision they make makes the enemy stronger. They're fucking idiots, they never should have launched this illegal war in the first place, at all. But, they did it, and they end up helping them every step of the way. It is astonishingly stupid. Like record-breaking stupidity is what we're talking about here.

So Representative Nancy Mace, Republican, comes out and says the following, just walked out of a House Armed Services briefing on Iran. Let me repeat, I will not support troops on the ground in Iran, even more so after this briefing. Guys, it's not a good sign that on a regular basis now, you have Democrats and Republicans coming out of these closed door briefings with the Trump regime, and they're going, oh this is not good, this is not good bro, this is not good. Because it looks like, they're getting desperate, what they've told Congress is, we really have no idea how to get this trade open anyway. And it looks like an illegal, unconstitutional attempt at a ground war is gonna happen

and Iran is gonna drax thems clounced yet again. Yet again. So just atrocious, man. Atrocious. I don't know

how else to say it. Like we have a- It's basically government by 12 year old boy. Right? Like Pete Kegsbreath, the Secretary of War Crimes, he was up there the other day saying, We negotiate with bombs, that's what we do. He said, We're gonna rain death and destruction from the sky. Like, this is how a fucking grown-ass man talks?

And by the way, as you just bombed an innocent elementary school with 7-12 year old girls, Like, I just, I can't, I need to take a shower after I listen to these people talk. Alright, this is a huge deal. Ed Krasenstein says, Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard claims to have struck a US Navy F-A-18 Super Hornet fighter jet near Chabahar, which is southeast Iran. They claim the jet was severely damaged and crashed into the Indian Ocean.

This video allegedly shows the jet and missile impact. Thus far, no word from CENTCOM because they lie about everything and they're hiding everything from us. The Pentagon or any Western media. Let's hope the American is okay. So here, I'll play the video for you. Look at this.

So they say that this fighter jet crashed. This would be the second or third fighter jet that they shot out of the air. And there's also a number of other refueling jets that Iran also was able to successfully take out. At a base, I believe it was in Saudi Arabia. They are lying to us about the number of soldiers injured, they're lying to us about the number of soldiers dead, they're lying to us about the extent of the damage to our

weaponry and our planes and our warships. Every step of the way, lie, lie, lie. And so when you get little bits and pieces like this, people are shocked. But like, what you need to realize is, the America that you thought existed doesn't exist anymore. Like, do you understand that? That like, now, every single thing they say and do, you need to treat them like the authoritarians that they are. Because, they're gonna lie.

They're gonna lie like the worst authoritarian regimes ever. You know, Tel Aviv is doing the same shit, Israel is doing the same shit. At first they were like trying to hide any and all damage, and then now that they want to garner sympathy and use it for lord knows what other horrible shit, now they're like oh over 4,000 of us have been injured. So, I'm just warning you man, expect the most lies from our government. And I have to say, based on everything we've seen so far, yes the Iranian government lies too, but they lie much, much less than the US and Israel, or as we call them, the Axis of Epstein. So we have a new poll on this from the AP. Recent US military actions against Iran have gone too far 59%, about right 26%, not far enough 13%. And then when you break it down by political affiliation, 90% of Democrats say the attacks

have gone too far, 63% of Independents say the attacks have gone too far, and 26% of Republicans have said the attacks have gone too far. So, as per usual, the Republican Party and MAGA are without a doubt a fascist, imperialist, bloodthirsty death cult. They are, they're terrorists is what they are. And everybody else is reasonable and sane. And so, uh, these numbers are incredible.

59% say it's already gone too far. Least popular war ever, when it started. Least popular war ever. Afghanistan was 92% support. Even Iraq was 72% support because they did a relentless propaganda campaign. But this war, no matter how hard they try, they just can't get people to support it.

Because it's total bullshit, everybody can see through it, everybody knows it's bullshit, and so as a direct result of that, these are the numbers. And they're only gonna go down, they're only gonna go down from here on out.

Okay, more. The wars in the Middle East then he says, quote, We are breaking through borders, literally. Netanyahu has a track record of doing this, y'all. He will tailor a message to American and Western audiences one way, and then he will tailor a message in Hebrew to Israeli audiences another way. Right? Where he says to the American audiences,

Oh, we're almost done, this thing is going to wrap up soon, and it's been a success. And to the Hebrew audience he says, we're going to go as long as we need in order to get this accomplished. Right? He said, in Hebrew, I've been yearning to do this attack for 40 years on Iran. Basically admitting all the negotiations were a ruse.

He didn't care about peace, he wasn't trying to get peace. It was just like stringing them along to buy time until he can do the attack that he wanted to do. And then here he says, we're breaking through borders literally. In other words, yes we stole Gaza, yes we're in the midst of doing pogroms in the West Bank and we're going to steal the West Bank, yes we stole large parts of Syria, and yes, in this context, yes we're taking South Lebanon. They openly say, yeah we're going to steal South Lebanon now. Up to the Litani River, that's what they're gonna do. And they are doing it. And they can say it. And like, this is what happens when a country has total impunity.

They got away with the genocide effectively. So they feel like, oh, nothing can stop me in any way, shape, or form. I'm just gonna keep going. And now he announces it. This is so Nazi-like, like just announcing like, yeah, we're gonna break through borders, literally.

We're gonna create that greater Israel. the Fourth Reich, that's what we're working on right now. Alright, and then I also have this for you, this is super important. So, Iranian demands for an end to the war according to the Wall Street Journal, okay? So, Trump has been out there saying, Oh, we got great talks going on, the talks are incredible, they're really great. He was doing that just to manipulate the market, that's why he did that. Because Iran came out is they said, oh, if you're serious about this, okay, here's what

our terms are. So Iran says, the closure of all US bases in the Gulf.

That's a lot of bases.

And that's a lot that the US does not want to do, giving up regional hegemony. Number two, guarantees of no further attacks. Number three, end to Israeli strikes on Hezbollah. So in other words, also get the fuck out of South Lebanon, Israel. Stop stealing South Lebanon. Number four, lifting all sanctions on Iran.

Number five, war damage reparations. And ladies and gentlemen, that's probably to the tune of billions of dollars. And then the last one is no restrictions on their missile program. So in other words they're like, hey bitch we got you by the balls. Who are you kidding? Like don't be ridiculous. You're caught. We closed the Strait of Hormuz. You can't do shit about that. We can keep closing it.

We can tank your precious global economy. Your people will revolt. We're fine. We've been cut off from the global economy for so long, we're doing fine in this scenario. And so, we checkmated you, you have more to lose than we do, so if you wanna make a deal, here's our demands.

And anything short of that, they're gonna say, motherfucking kick rocks, that's what they're gonna do. And the US has no idea how to actually do regime change, how to destroy the IRGC, how to get into Delcy Rodriguez figure. No idea! They have no idea whatsoever. So, um, this is a catastrophic position for the axis of Epstein to be in. Um, and make no mistake about it, they have no idea what they're doing.

They have no idea how to get out of this mess they created. And so what Trump will do is continue to retreat into his fantasy land he made up in his own head. As time goes by, he will become more and more detached from reality. He'll more and more flip his position on, we're winning the war and it's already over, but actually we didn't win the war and they need to open the Straitwhore moose and I'm yelling at our allies, you gotta do something, I don't have to do anything, we don't even use the straight-o-whore moose.

He'll keep going back forth, back forth, back forth, back forth, and the entire time, the US economy will be barbecued chicken and it'll get worse and worse and worse until it's burnt to a motherfucking crisp. And this is what happens when you elect a fat, pedophile, rapist war criminal. The most corrupt president we've ever seen in our lives ever by far, not even close. The corruption is off the charts. They're war profiteering right now off of this death and destruction and misery. So, um, we are so far away from this all working out, okay? And it's a tough pill to swallow.

So, um, we are so far away from this all working out, okay? And it's a tough pill to swallow. Sooner or later the markets will cash up. And as bad as it is at the moment, it's going to get a hell of a lot worse.