COME WITH US ON OUR HONEYMOON ‼️

You thought your job as our internet bridesmaids is done. Nope. You're coming on our honeymoon with us I don't know how we have any energy right now. Look at the state of our house It looks like shit Honestly feels so crazy being a married woman an uber to LAX and oh, I forgot to tell you where we've been going We're all going on a mini moon to Costa Rica first flight was only an hour to San Francisco Which is actually where I'm from. I said I was going on a mini moon to Costa Rica everyone came for me because Costa Rica is apparently not a mini

Moon place, but that's not what I mean. It's a mini moon because we're only going for four days We had a two-hour layover in San Francisco. So we got Joe the juice of getting some green shit for my health It was pretty good. I just don't want to get sick Finally, we boarded our flight from San Francisco to Costa Rica literally in business class and the seats were literally falling apart. I don't know what was going on with this plane But it doesn't matter anyways because we locked the fuck out You didn't even wake up to eat any of the business-class plane food And then finally we got in our car to the resort that we're staying in in Costa Rica

We wanted to be fully unplugged so my dad kindly gifted us a trip to El Silencio his favorite resort in Costa Rica on arrival They gave us this yummy drink. It was so good. And then we got tour of the property. It was insane We were so tired at this point running on half a brain cell But how gorgeous is this sweet even comes with his own private jacuzzi? Which y'all know will be living in for the next few days by this point Which y'all know will be living in for the next few days by this point

We were so excited to finally sleep and relax just the beginning. We're excited to start this new chapter