Cooking with the Wheelers Ep. 5 | María Becerra enseña a Shey y Zhamira a hacer empanadas dulces

What's up family? Jay Wheeler the favorite host here and I'm with...

What?

Who am I with?

Oh, but...

She forgot her name.

No, but if you're watching me...

Well, and me too, because... You're watching me too? I have to introduce myself, hello.

Again, again, again.

Hello my people, I'm Jay Wheeler the favorite host and I'm with...

Samira.

Damn, that's good, my wife. I remember, she saw his name. Today I'm not Jay Wheeler. No. No, no, no. Today my name is Shay Wheeler. Shay Wheeler! The name that I couldn't change on my Instagram because they didn't allow it. They told me, look, I'll change your name to promote a song I released with an artist that will be released soon. And I changed it.

And now I can't put Jay Wheeler on it again.

Shay Wheeler.

So now I'm Shay Wheeler, and today I'm specifically Shay Wheeler. So welcome to another episode, another segment of Cooking with the Wheelers.

This segment today has me personally very excited, because it's a first for us. I'm not going to lie, we were a little nervous Yes. for today's episode.

I went to the bathroom three times, Corina.

Yes, I called and said, Mom, I have a stomach ache, I even had to take a shower, imagine.

What?

Yes.

What?

I take a shower?

No, but take a shower again, I mean, like...

I've never taken fly over there. Don't start. So, it's the first time we have an artist, singer, composer, composer, sorry. Artist, singer, composer. Very talented.

And foodie too.

And foodie too. With you, Maria Becerra!

Maria Becerra! ¡Maria Becerra! ¡Maria!

¡Maria!

¡Maria!

¡Maria!

¡Maria! I'm not sure. You and my wife, look. We're in order. Look at the size. Yes, of course.

We're like a ladder.

Oh, you're smaller than my wife.

Yes, you're about 60.

No, my wife has heels.

No, but look at me.

I have heels.

Well, but not that much.

I think you're about 60.

I don't know how much I measure. More or less. I Don't know

In Argentina

Look at my

Frita

You know so let me make a Wow! And they're not the same as the ones we already made. No, they're not the same. Don't come now, because the guy who's watching is going to say, oh, they already made empanadas, I'm going to delete the video.

Yes, I'm going to delete it.

No, no, no, it's something different.

This is something else with another seasoning, something else. And we're also going to put a secret ingredient.

Okay. Fritas Dulces. Why are they with sugar? Of course, it was a secret. Ok.

You already said it, you already revealed it.

It was the secret, the secret of the secret.

The secret of the end.

It's like...

Sweet empanadas with secret ingredients that no one has said and we will say it later.

We will save it.

No, but the clip is good

Yes, it is good

I was not able to say it Well, let's start with the basics

What is the basics?

Ok, we will need first a pan like this to fry onions

Normal, like big, but normal

Ok, love, look for, but normal. Okay. Amor, look for it, because you have to look for it. Let's see, because I know which one it is, but the idea is that-

Where is the pan?

I'm on the mouse, I forgot to see the pan.

Oh my God.

No, you're wrong, it's not there.

No, it's not there.

No, it's not here.

There it is.

Ah! Oh my! Here we put it? Yes. That's my soul, be careful, it's... I didn't put the insurance.

Let me leave it here.

He's obsessed with his Lego gun.

Someone please give it to him.

It's just that it's very...

Look, don't speak badly, crazy. What? Don't speak badly.

I mean, it's with pellets. Don't come to imitate me here.

It's with pellets, right? I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say,

I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say,

I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to do? A little snack for me or a little puppy? You guys look for what you think is a snack, I turn around and see if you find it.

I have two ideas of what a snack can be, one is how he did it with his hand.

Me too.

Give me a second.

Snack, think well.

I know what it is.

Ok.

I think it can be either this or this, a snack.

Let's see, I turn around. It's this one.

This one.

Well, a little pot. It's almost the same size, right?

It's like where you make the eggs,

heat up a little milk,

like the little pot.

I knew this was going to happen. I said, when she starts ordering things, get me something under the pot. It's the best thing in life.

Thank God you're here, my love. You're a great person. This is for frying things. This is for the eggs. And then, later on, a big pot

to put all the fat.

We have one here.

We have to take the water out. Three-pack! My grass and a moon I get out, okay See what I get like a cookie tunnel a walker. Okay, so I got a dress

una mas profunda por a itinera

My brother, okay. See croquis it in a month for fun. I think

I'm a statistic on the bell don't answer. Yes. I am a

gacha rose

Yeah, my gacha rose It's a gacharrote. Is it called a gacharrote? No, it's not.

But we're going to put it in the small one.

No, we're not going to use it right now. We're not going to use it right now. This is the last one.

And one...

Do you want a bigger one?

We have a variety of that.

Can you do it? Do you want to cook with me? 100% But you have to teach us.

Perfect.

I said that, but why don't you stay with that one?

It's better.

Oh, you really have a lot. No, we do have a lot.

No, for that one, it's made of wood.

That's for you.

We have a collection.

Please, I want to show this.

Okay, show it.

Show it to the camera. I I'm crying because... Yes, because of Rita. But... It's true, we cut this at another house. No, I think they gave it to us as a wedding gift. Wasn't it something like that?

Let's leave the bust.

No, we cut it at the back of the house.

Oh, I don't know about this one. I think this one will be good. That one.

The one you want. That one is huge too, look. Let me put this log in there. And I take this off, right? Or do I need it? We're going to use that too.

Like this we're going to the pan.

Cutting and cooking.

I put it here too.

Are you okay? I thought it was going to fall. Ladies and gentlemen! Argentina, Venezuela and Puerto Rico.

Three different places. Putting them together, seasoning, each one its own flavor.

Yes! And this is going to be incredible. We have an audience! We have an incredible audience. We have a full house today.

We have a full house. We have a varied audience.

Varied, because there are Cuban and Dominican.

Argentina, Ecuador, Medellin, Colombia, Puerto Rico, Argentina, Argentina, and we have a

huge audience.

We have a huge audience.

We have a huge audience.

We have a huge audience.

We have a huge audience. Argentina, Ecuador, Medellin, Colombia, Puerto Rico, Argentina.

This is crazy. It's crazy. So today you're going to try the real empanadas.

That's right.

The real ones.

She said the real ones.

No!

I'm sorry.

You're trying to create controversy here.

It's to create a clip. Maria Becerra is going to Venezuela. No! I've tried them. Those are the ones that most people try, that's why I like them. Fried ones are the best in the world.

I love the fried empanadas from Venezuela.

The fried ones, yes.

Let's go!

Which one do we start with?

Good, we're going to start by chopping the onion.

The blender is hard on that.

Me?

Of course.

Here we have our onion.

Because I'm an onion and you know how to chop onions. Do you want to cut it? Of course, my love, you know how to chop onions. How many? One or two? And how many empanadas do they say we should make? Look, here are five, no, how many are there? 10, there are 20. 10, 20, do we make 20?

There are one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,

nine, ten'm okay. He really and I'm living on the nose. I'm ready. I keep Quanta quanto is the carnage?

I

can leave No idea. I'm really into one time

Mr. Preguntando me quantity carnage the pregnancy

In quantity 1.19 pounds. How much do you want to know? In kilos. In kilos.

Okay, let's ask Chachivili how many kilos.

Do you also sell things in kilos?

In Venezuela, yes, but I moved here about 15 years ago. And at that time I didn't cook.

Specifically...

It's all pounds, it's all pounds.

Okay, I ask you how many...

Kilos.

Kilos.

It's 1.19 pounds. I'm going to be washing the dishes. 1.19 pounds. Let's ask them. Chayote, tell them the best thing they've ever created in their lives. Well, I think, I don't know. I'm scared.

They say that...

They have a lot of crazy things. Kilo says 0.54 kilos.

Half a kilo.

Ah, half a kilo.

Did I say it wrong?

I think so.

Half a kilo. So, we have one kilo of meat. I think for one kilo of meat... How many do you make?

One and a half onions. Two onions, let's say. Perfect.

This other one. Perfect. This one. Ladies and gentlemen.

And a bell pepper.

A bell pepper? How do you say that? Pimentón.

Pimentón and in Puerto Rico, pimiento. Right?

That's right.

Pimiento morrón.

Pimiento morrón.

Pimiento morrones. Exactly. When I was in Mexico.

I bought you pimiento morrones.

Perfect. I'm going to make a brown pepper Let's see I'm going to make this one Do you want me to cut this one?

Like a small square

Yes, a small square Do you want to cut the other onion?

Of course I want to cut it Of course I was going to tell you to do it

But where? Here we have to have another table If we take out three Look, here's one. The other one is killing me. You don't want to chop, but for this Cooking With The Witters, you have to cook.

Sure.

Where do I chop it so Emma can see me? Here?

Perfect. I would do like half and half.

Here's another knife.

Jose and Samira.

But don't chop it on this side so you don't damage the names. I'm gonna pick up our stella pocket. I'm gonna put all my trust on a gun. I hope I get all this

Don't remember

It's the Acapulco car I got a little bit of a caliente No, I'm gonna go to Caliente. I see and don't I'm gonna go to the other I'll ya see the bendy one of the red pepper. Of course, I forgot.

Look, I took that out.

Yes, my love, very good. And the other knife? That was mine.

There you can see it.

Ah, this is yours, here it is. No, no, I take that one. It's bigger, I take that one.

What do I do?

Move over so they can see you better. How are you cutting the onion?

Look.

I cut that.

This knife is really bad.

That's why I told you.

You have to take all of this off.

Of course. You were telling me that, right? She was giving me directions and I was ignoring her thinking she didn't know anything, but she knows more than me. And everything?

Yes, take the whole thing off.

Help me, you're helping me.

I feel like she's going to finish chopping the bell peppers first than us.

100% because I don't even know what the hell I'm doing right now.

But you took the other part of the onion off. I'm taking the onion off.

No, you have to take all the paper off. I Don't know

It only told pop in Lado, I'm not gonna say come in In a cup come on come on. I don't even know No, they're gonna stop, claro. Dicen que hay como una, no sé si ustedes lo han escuchado, que supuestamente como que si cortas la cebolla de cierta manera que no tocas el corazón como tal, no te hace llorar.

¿En serio?

Eso es.

Ay, qué bonita.

¿Qué es?

¿Hay que pedirle perdón?

Hay que pedirle perdón.

Para que no te haga llorar. I'm sorry. You know what makes me cry? The purple. It's horrible.

I love that you keep telling me things, but don't tell me how this onion is. Please.

You did it perfect. A round of applause for José Angel. No, wait, wait. A round of applause for Shea Wheeler.

How old are you, Shea?

How old do you think I am?

Me? How old do you think I am? Me? Yes. How old do you think I am?

Me? How old do I think you are?

28?

What the hell? I'm telling you.

You're really beautiful.

I'm too beautiful.

I'm 31.

At 31, he peeled his first onion. It's true. Applause for Shane Willis.

I cut it here.

Here? Yay! Okay. Shay Willard. S-H-E-Y. I would have never thought of that. How cool, right? As for creativity, did you go?

Yes, she has all the ideas. I'm going to explain now.

I told you that I dedicate myself to romantic songs.

It's true, I know.

And then,

to promote our song which is called Romantica.

In case you haven't heard it, go listen to it. And now Emma is going to put the song. But let's go. Romantica And everything was fine. He told me, in 30 days we will confirm so you can change it again.

60 days have passed and I can't change it.

Why?

He doesn't let me change it. I already threw it to the Instagram people, I threw it to Meta. I even threw it to Elon Musk and Elon Musk doesn't know about that platform. I threw it to him, I wrote to him, let's see what he tells me. Nobody answers me, there is no help, nothing, he got bored. So, well, now I'm Shay Wheeler forever.

The fans believe me, why do you have Shay Wheeler? And I say, damn, I've already explained it so many times. What can I do? And that's why I have...

And did you talk to someone real?

Did we really talk to someone real? What? What? I'm going to cut it in half first so you have space. Let me bring a plate so you can put it there. Look at all the onion I cut.

I'm going to cut it in half. I'm going to cut it in half.

I'm going to cut it in half.

I'm going to it's getting more complicated, ladies and gentlemen. Look, I should have explained to you how to cut it in half first so you have space. Let me bring a plate so you can put it there.

Look at all the onion that I cut like a bastard.

I think we can start lighting the fire of this.

The fire of which?

How beautiful your shirt is! Oh, thank you!

Oh, how beautiful the shirt!

This one here?

Yes, this one here, exactly. See a stack exacto Single

Latino

But I'm a cool to look what I eat oh my Tienes que ponerlo de lado para que te salga

Como de la vacía

Ah, pero no todas al mismo tiempo gordos it was it impossible Like this? Yes. But not all at the same time, fatso. It's going to be impossible. Hey, I think that's good.

I'm going to tip.

I'm so lost because I don't know where to put this onion.

Put it here, put it here. I'll help you, come. And it's hard at first. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but you're not going to give me all the onion?

Well. I'm taking advantage of the moment. Look at the Super Bowl of Bad Bunny. We saw it.

We saw it and we enjoyed it.

We saw it and we enjoyed it.

Now we are the unforgettable dance on social media.

People are using us as an example.

But it's because our daughter, Ioni,

I don't know if you saw her, when we were dancing she got excited. So people zoomed in on her and said,

this is the best dance ever. I'm gonna go with the the the the the the the the with that show more than anyone I know. Because every day he asks us to put it on. And he's obsessed with Lady Gaga,

which I think we're all obsessed with, because I never imagined that would happen in real life. It was very unexpected, they hid it very well.

Yes.

No, everything was very nice. There are a lot of people with their conspiracy theories, but it's really amazing for me. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to lie. I have an ex, his name is Ex.

Of course, his name is Ex.

I'm in the old days.

I have it, but I haven't used it for a long time.

Of course.

Nobody likes to say, Did you enter Ex?

Yes, because they changed it, right? When the symbol was called Ex,

I entered and I felt like a whore. I was like, I was so surprised. I thought I was watching porn.

I thought I was watching porn.

But I saw it unconsciously.

I heard it clearly. I'm going to enter where the X is.

You didn't hear it.

It's okay. I heard it through porn.

No.

What?

But I saw it unconsciously. It's true. I swear, it was recorded. foreign I Talento puro, talento puro. But, papi, take it to the side. Chacata de tres.

Good, you did very well.

Right? Look, love, you're not done.

You're not done.

Bravo, Alejandro.

Yes, yes.

You're the ones up here. What happened here, fatso?

Here, one.

These are things that happen.

The process looks bad. The onion didn't make you cry that much. No, I'm telling you, the purple onion makes me cry a lot. This one is better.

Look, but speaking of our daughter, people have crazy feelings for me. Now they love me for that video of Bad Bunny and Yuni dancing with me. But, before they hated me. I mean, they hate me and love me. It's like, really crazy, because I'm a good joker.

So I always joke. Obviously, if I'm with my daughter all my life, that I'm still going to be with my daughter, then I'm going to joke with my daughter too. But obviously, making jokes to a baby is much more delicate than making jokes to an adult, right? adulto y la gente me fun a la en twitter me dicen no que pongo porque ya

estaba haciendo yo no sé qué las papas fritas no está comiéndose papas fritas si y estaba yo tengo un set up ahí tocando la frita y de esa cara mano está ahí que rosa a las manos a las manos porque fue lo que quise decir a las manos y la gente wow si a fiel le habla en cámara I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say it.

I'm gonna say it.

I'm gonna say it. I threw her on the floor. I threw her on the floor, but she's okay. But, dad!

In other moments. In other moments when she cries and it's not because of the onion.

What's wrong with you?

Look, you made them laugh, dad.

Thank you!

You don't understand the joke. When they got here, I told like five jokes to and I'm going to be like, it's going to be hard to make these people laugh. But thank God I'm doing it. You guys are my proof of the stand-up. When I do a comedy stand-up. Would you like to do it? I would love to do it.

I think you would be very good at it.

And we already have the name.

I already have the proof of Maria.

Which name?

I have... At least my first stand will be called I am a reg...

AHHHH!

At least a warning, Ide!

Take out the big plate to cover it.

It has like...

No, calm down, wait.

Wait, wait!

Come on, now yes. It has like... No, calm down, wait. Wait, wait! Now it's good.

It has like water, like this. There it is.

Oh my God!

There it is.

There it is.

There you go.

That's what this board is for.

We hadn't told you, but they told us that you were like this in the kitchen, that the oil was jumping. Yes, yes, yes. That's why it's on that table. Is it okay like this or do you want me to cut this other half? This is one and a half.

One and a half. I think it's fine like this. Okay, perfect. But since you did it so well, I prefer you to put it there Wait, wait, wait Ahhh!

You're a good cook

Something fell

I'm going, I'm going

Give me a little oil

That didn't do anything

No, no, this was chill

Every time I take the meat out of the pan, something falls

The first contact was heavy We just put the bell pepper and the onion to fry. Fry, exactly.

Is that how you say it too?

Yes, fry.

But you see, they say a lot of things like us.

Yes.

I've never been to Argentina. Me neither.

I've never been to Argentina, forgive me, I really have to go.

Yes, my mom was...

Ah, I was telling you que, no te estaba diciendo, no le dijimos. El nombre de la stand up queremos que se llame, ¿lo puedo decir o no?

No sé.

Yo lo digo.

Se llama, se va a llamar Yo Soy Un Red Flag.

Ah, tal cual, tal cual.

Ese es el primer nombre, ese, perdóname, ese es el nombre de mi primera stand up.

Sí, sí.

Y se va a tratar de las razones por las cuales I'm a reflection for the haters and the people. Of course. Because I'm a good husband. You know what I've heard? He's a good guy. He has to have something.

Yes, yes. I see that a lot.

I'm a good guy. I have to have something.

Literally.

I don't know. I think people always have something to say. Not long ago, I was... And for me, that's like education. I don't know how you see it. But I see things that I don't like or I don't agree with, but I've never had the courage to write something negative to the person or to the host.

I do.

He does.

That's another topic we're working on this year. We're going for a 2026 without comments to the haters. We're failing because he did it today and we're failing.

Today he told me... I find it hard not to answer haters.

Yes, me too.

A girl told me in a video that a fanatic posted. She said, don't post a song from 2018.

Yes, and you said, no, I'm busy being a present father so my daughter doesn't come out like you. foreign

is But if you're going to teach and you're going to comment negative, I'm going for you. Don't come now to tell me, no, how are you going to relate to a woman? If it was a doctor, I'm going to shoot him for being a doctor. But it happens that when it's your profile, her thing is ...

Yes, yes, yes.

Then I said, here I am a present father, so that my daughter doesn't know, I'm going to put the scrunchies here. No, I'm not going to put any scrunchies

because you just said we're going for 2026 to clean up those things.

I'm really trying. Yes. Look, I come from a phase when I was a kid that I was bullied. I'm not the victim here, but I haven't answered anyone.

The bullies would tell me to shut up, and I wouldn't. So, every time I shut up and see something towards me, I try to... I mean, I try to not let it wake me up, but I let that inner child wake up, the one who always kept quiet and put up with it.

So, I have to answer. But the reality is that I shouldn't.

Sorry, my dad called me, I don't know if he's with the baby. He didn't call me. Perfect. Well, here we put in the pot, we put...

Is it recording yet?

Six eggs. Six eggs and the idea is to boil them.

Six eggs and the idea is to boil them.

Exactly. There. Six eggs.

We are dizzy because Samira went to shit because she is shitting.

She is still decomposing from the stomach.

Yes. I was the one who was decomposing.

Oh, it was you?

Look, how was it afterwards?

What?

How was it afterwards, in general?

What did he say about me?

He didn't say anything.

Yes, yes, yes.

He didn't say anything, he didn't say anything.

It was very good, thank you.

It was good.

I was shitting myself just in case. I don't know him, sir. You don't know him, I'm dying.

Now we have to wait for the onion to become more transparent. You see how it's getting more transparent? And then we're going to add the meat.

Inside of all of that?

Inside of all of that, exactly.

That's going to give it a flavor.

We're going to put the meat in a bowl.

Ah, bowl.

There we understood all three.

The bowl.

Exactly.

Exactly.

We will put it there.

In that metal bowl.

I don't think I have one.

Do you have a bigger one?

Well, we can use this, right? Yes. Ladies and gentlemen, we are a house that has everything, from what I see. I'm gonna use this. And the other day a story happened to us, we were watching a movie with Ioni and it's like a doll And a doll comes out, it's like a lizard, it's like weird and it has eyes like that, all crooked and open

Mom, that was the picture I uploaded the other day, you told me to delete it, that's me

What is it? No, really, it's a...

Like Rapunzel?

No, you know the movie Sing, which is like animals and all sing in a talent show. No, I've never seen it. You have to see it. I showed it to the girl for the first time. She's watching it and that lizard comes out. And the lizard is actually kind of weird. It's an old lady in the movie. And she sees it and you were next to me.

You know this is real. She saw it and she was like, Oh, mommy, that's ugly. me dice completo uy mami que fea exacto emma te esta complete I'm like, get up, this is important. I don't know. If you were talking, I would have said, yes, it's ugly, go ahead.

No, no, no.

You're too old.

I'm listening to you, I'm praying,

I'm praying for your words, for God to work with your words.

Amen. I told her, but don't say it like that. If you think something is not positive, don't say it. I thought she didn't understand me, she's one year old, guys. I left her like that. I'm serious. So, after a while, like an hour and a bit, I asked her to play the music from the movie and the lizard came out again.

And she saw it and said, mommy. And she looked at me and I was like... I don't know. And she didn't say anything. So I say, if a one year old girl can understand in one hour that negative things, keep them to yourself and don't tell people like an adult behind a phone, she thinks she's invincible to throw you away that doesn't even know you.

Sometimes you have to give a little answer.

You answer to the haters.

I do.

You see? Sometimes you have to give a little answer.

I haven't learned the lesson yet.

I do.

I still do it. It's really good what you say.

And more when it's about the appearance.

Oh, it burned a little.

Ladies and gentlemen, these onions are caramelized. This is caramelized. There is a very famous chef from Puerto Rico who when he made wings, they were more than more. And he said it was caramelized.

What a guy you are. You are a charlatan.

We are caramelizing our onions.

That's what's happening here.

It's not even a little burnt.

It's because this is very hot.

Even though it looks like it's not.

It's still very hot.

Four is good.

It's very powerful.

Exactly. Look at what I got. Look what I got. Look what I got. Bing, bing.

Boom, bing, boom, bing.

Bing, bing.

Boom, bing.

What are these called?

I forgot.

Fat.

Fat.

That's fat. If it's not fat, it's a cat vomit. It looks kind of weird.

But read it. We don't know what fat is. If this is not fat for her, we don't know what it is.

It says, rendered pork fat. Manteca de puerco. Made in the US. This is a pork...

Ay, this is bad.

What happened?

This is bad.

I don't want to smell that.

Smell it.

You're going to put that on? I don't even know smell that. Smell it. You're going to put that in there?

I don't even know what I just smelled.

Smell it for me.

Let's smell one more, please.

That wasn't the secret ingredient, right?

That smells... Are you going to put that in there or not? But it always smells like that because you're surprised.

I think it always smells like that, because you're surprised. I think it always smells like that.

I always use it as a cow or something like that.

Oh, you're a pig.

No, we don't use this.

No, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

Of course, I throw it.

The bitch is going to burn.

But when we heat it, it's going to throw it away. The onion is going to burn. Yes, yes, it's going to burn. Let it cool and it will become like this. Of course, but when we heat it up, it's going to become liquid.

Exactly, exactly, exactly.

I'm going to move forward because I'm afraid the onion will burn.

Oh, look, but she started making the eggs.

Yes, yes, yes, when you went to shit.

Oh, right. I was going to poop When you went to poop, I did that Everything that happens when you go to poop for a moment

Look, I put the meat here And what we are going to do now is season it I'm going to be very honest

You are going to season it, fat man

But why? Let me wash my hands

Because I know how to do it and that's not funny

We don't wash our hands

Of course, let's see how you would season it

I washed my hands before I come. You just shat and didn't come with the handkerchief.

I wasn't...

The girl was sleeping. Sleeping?

What a liar, she's already sleeping.

She was shitting. She was in her room so she could sleep with my dad. Look, I'm going to turn this around.

What a good boy.

They sent you everything. I can't even take a man down to Tokyo game. Okay, but I'm gonna put him in place Maria the bellamy TV in purple

America let's go I'm being a little bit of my little boy, but I still say come on. So it's not really bad So a lampana frita today has really bad. Oh, yeah, he's a star. They're running a little No, no I You're doing great, honey. You're a chef. You don't cook because you don't want to.

I understood that you were going to stop.

Of course.

It's okay. It's like paprika.

Like this?

Yes.

I'm adding both.

Perfect.

Oh, sorry.

You open everything. What do you need?

What's that? We don't have that. But it can be like... We don't have it. That's perfect. El que es para apretar la carne Ese no lo tenemos pero puede ser como No lo tenemos? Eso esta perfecto Y que hago asi?

Lo revolvemos todo

No seas borro

Pero que le pasa?

No seas borro

No respeta a nadie ya vieron No tiene respeto a nadie

La gente lo va a clipear Y lo va a poner No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I don't know why it's like... Look how my wife handles that meat. It doesn't float afterwards.

No, no, no.

Oh no, those are the little balls, sorry.

You keep going, you keep going.

You know what the little balls are? The little balls are what I'm going to eat. But dad! It's our daughter's favorite breakfast.

It wasn't that much.

I don't know, maybe I overate a little.

It came out that much. I don't know, maybe I went a little overboard. It came out a lot.

It's a lot of meat anyway, right? We haven't added salt, it doesn't have salt.

I'm worried that she's smelling everything.

Yes, it has salt.

She's smelling everything. I'm worried because I feel like the ingredients aren't what they are.

No, she's checking.

This is smoked paprika,

and what is actually use is smoked paprika. That's why I smell it.

But it's the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you see a fly again, pa.

For me it's...

I passed, I said the big one.

This is fast.

Man.

Well.

I don't see it, you know? When I see it, tell me.

Get the salt out. The salt? because this is going to burn. Oh my God, Father, Lord, help us, take care of us. What do I do? Nothing, perfect. Well, I think we haven't added the oregano.

No, but it happens that I don't know if it has oregano.

And who put oregano on me?

I don't know, I don't know, that's a trick of my sister,

because my sister is giving the recipe. Shout out to Maria's sister thank you for the recipe. I didn't know you had sisters.

Yes, I have two sisters and one brother.

Really?

And who is the oldest? You are the oldest?

No, I'm the youngest.

I have a younger sister and me.

Oh, that's beautiful.

My older brother and my older sister.

I have eight brothers, I'm the oldest of them all.

Really? Wow!

I'm the cutest too. You're a lot! I understand why I'm famous and they're not.

Oh, but...

Ah!

I have two, and I'm the oldest too. I'm the oldest. And how old are you? Each one, I mean, we've been together for five years and four months, each one.

That's true.

I don't understand. Me neither. Okay, I'll explain. A sister? No, I have a brother and a sister. But we all live in between. There are five years and four months and one is born. Five years and four months and the other is born. But it wasn't planned. That's what my mom says.

Yes, it was planned.

What?

The last one had to get my dad drunk

so she could get pregnant. I love my mom Lawn there is a

Person

No, I said

Okay, my papa my mama and papa to get on a per did I do a baby when they are tenía Bastante adelantado el embarazo So for me, I'm Anna and don't say my papa que como un poco obviamente So, No, I'm gonna get out of the canal the Come on I'm gonna tell okay. I saw in a second I'm gonna tell okay. I saw in a second

I'm gonna tell okay. I saw in a second

I'm gonna tell okay. I saw in a second Yes. My mom said, take this, because the cow is incredible. Of course. And it was something to sleep on, but with a little bit of viagra. So that he would sleep, but his balls would get up.

And he was sleeping,

and Susana, well, since he was sleeping,

he was like this.

No!

How can we help you?

I feel like I don't know how.

I just put the meat in there. No! No! No! No! No! No!

No!

No! No!

No! No! No! I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. And how would we say it in Argentina? How do you say it? Che boludo? No, but with Venezuela, Puerto Rico and Argentina. Is that a bad thing?

Che boludo is bad?

No, no.

Boludo is not bad?

It depends. If you say, you're a boludo, it's bad.

If you say, you're a boludo.

And I've heard...

It's like saying, what's up, mama huevo?

I've heard... It's like saying, what's up, motherfucker? Oh, I see. Or saying, you're a motherfucker.

Motherfucker.

Like saying, son of a bitch.

Uh-huh.

Or like saying, son of a bitch.

Ah!

It has to do with the tone.

Exactly.

Like, ah, you're a motherfucker.

Uh-huh.

And he's like, oh, motherfucker.

Of course. Exactly, exactly. Okay, it makes perfect sense. No, but I was saying, how would you say Venezuela, Puerto Rico and Argentina? How do you say it?

How do you say it?

Venepuerto Argentino?

Veneritina?

Veneritina!

Veneritina!

How do you say Veneritina?

Veneritina.

How do you say it?

Veneritina.

How do you say Benerritina? How do you say R? You know, from Guaynabo. Careful, careful, careful. Those people, they talk like this. Guaynabo and the coast? Guaynabo is more like to the north.

Ok, north.

And they say, look, I'm going to get in the car. That suit is red. I, at least I'm from Salinas, I said, I'm going to get in the car. In my red car. What? Rojo What? What? What? What? What? What?

What?

What?

What?

What? What? What? How do you say it in English? I forgot. Vener... Vener...

Veneritina.

How do you say veneritina?

I don't know if you do this, but my mom taught me how to put them in cold water. And if you put ice in it, it's easier for them to cool down and...

No, I've never done it. Here's a hack.

Here's a hack.

Like I told you, she knows a lot about eggs. But, mom, are you going to take the water out?

But, Gordo, it's just a second. It's not going to take longer than she takes out the bowl.

She has every reason. Of course.

And you have to peel the eggs.

Yes.

My wife is also good at that, but I do it.

Come on, come on.

Peel it, peel it.

How do you peel the egg, mom? Be careful, there are ladies. Yes, I know. Be careful? Yes, be very careful.

Look, he's sleepy. We're very bored. We're very... We're having fun. Who would you cook with in The Wheeler? With Bad Bunny.

Of course, you love him.

He would be great.

And you, Sammy?

Right now?

I'm fulfilling my...

Oh, how nice! Oh, how beautiful!

Oh, I'm going to miss you!

Now it's my turn.

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

Actually, I think right now it would be with Ayuni. Because I want to see how she's going to do it. Because she talks so much and does so many crazy things. I would like to see what she does when she's here with us. No, I would love to. Are you going to do it because she talks so much and does so many crazy things. I would like to see what she does when she's here with us. I would love to. Are you going to do it? Yes, yes. In fact, we were going to buy the stairs.

I'm going to do it.

We're going to put it here.

No, no, no. We're going to put it here.

Sure, yes.

So it doesn't burn.

Exactly.

Exactly. I hope they do it, I'm the first one to see it. No, we try to include our daughter in almost everything. No, no, it's incredible.

That meat looks good.

It's cooked.

Ole, ole, ole.

Shit!

I'm not telling you.

Add more ice to make it cold.

Like you add it by hand?

Yes, add it all at once. We were watching a video of you when you cooked on YouTube. I'm gonna miss you. Maria! I'm going to put this on. After this, you'll be able to do a simple facial. Yes, of course.

No, no. People are going to ask you. If you go around, if you go after here, on the other side, they're going to ask you what you were doing. Cooking. You smell like meat. Listen to me. My wife, she's not like, ah, I want wine.

But when she drinks, she drinks wine. I was like, what happened? And he was like, nothing happened. I was like, what the hell? And so... No, the thing is that when we lived in Orlando there was a restaurant that we really liked, Italian. And one day he went to Spain, I think.

And he told me... I went to Spain, and in Spain I was in a restaurant and they offered me Moscato wine. Try it, it came with fruits and everything. I said, well, I'll try it to see how it is. I don't know how to drink wine. And when I drank it, I said, it tastes delicious. And then I went to a pizza place, to an Italian pizza place there in Orlando and they offered me a moscato. I asked if they had moscato and I asked if they had the bottle.

And after that we drank moscato. But that's the best moscato I've ever had in my life. I don't know how to call it. What is it? Like a summer dye? It tastes like shit.

You have to cut the strawberry and put it on.

Oh, that's so sweet.

I think we can do this. What can we do?

Grab an egg.

You have to learn how to peel an egg.

Come on, guys. Respect.

Now you're going to tell me,

that's what I'm going to do, respect you. No, I'm not going to say that. You always say that.

She tells me respect, I say that's what I'm going to do, respect you.

Well, because respect in Portuguese is...

Hey!

Respect, right?

Aha!

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

Well...

Grab another one so you can grab mine.

Please.

Really?

And you do it like this. I'm here like... receiving everything. All around? Yes, but I don't know if it's ready, I'm scared. And then I do it like this, see? There was a way to do it like... But I...

You've never seen it?

I saw it, I saw it.

You saw it, right? I don't know how to do it.

If I knew how to do it, I would do it, but I don't know how to do it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I love him, I love him. Me too, I don't know why. Because he's handsome.

He's handsome, my love.

You're going to the gym, right?

Yes.

He's going to be very happy when he hears you say that.

I saw you, my love. I didn't see you without a shirt. I saw you with a tight shirt. I wish I could see you without a shirt. And you look very strong, baby. Can you send me a picture just to educate me on where I should put you in the gym? I'll send you a picture without a shirt and I promise I won't do anything inappropriate.

But you look strong. Yes, yes, my body is strong, but I'm very strong. Yes, yes, I go to the gym, I take protein, I do cardio, I do this and that. Don't you go to the gym with him? What? You don't go to the gym with him? Yes, of course.

I don't like going to the gym with my wife. But it shows. Yes, it shows, it shows.

Of course.

Hey.

No, but that's so you can see, bro, that I'm not even looking at Maria Becerra.

Look.

He only looks at you. Julián. Julián. Julián. Julián. El Juli. Juli. Juli.

El Juli.

Juli.

Juli.

Juli.

Juli. I'm No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'm going to go. It's getting longer. As Beneritina says.

As Beneritintintina says.

You added it there.

What?

Beneritintintina. Of course, you added it. You got excited because it got longer, so you said tititina.

I want you to know that my wife goes for three eggs and I'm still in the same shit.

But why?

Because I don't know how to take it off. Look at this! Look, I'll explain.

It's so cracked, it's very difficult. You do this a lot. Of course. But why are you wetting it?

I don't know.

Don't you have to wet it again?

I mean, sometimes I wet it to take off the little peels. But you do it like this and then I do it like this to loosen it.

How do you do it? Hey! Okay. How hard, really.

Let's see, this.

How hard, I've been here for so long.

Mom, I really can't, I can't, I can't.

Look at this.

I'm going to put the filling here on the side.

Okay. And we're going to start melting.

I've been here for half an hour.

I don't remember. I'm going to start melting. I've been here for half an hour.

I don't know what's going on with your egg.

If you can peel it more than me...

That's because I'm not going to the gym.

Of course, it's hard for him to peel an egg.

This man is...

I'm kidding, I love you.

I'm so embarrassed, I'm sorry.

No, no, no.

I don't know how to peel an egg. I don't know why I'm not watching Elgin, it's true, chat. Let's see.

Why do I say chat?

I don't know, bro.

It's just that I've been doing live for so long now.

Oh, look, you gave me bad luck for this egg because now I don't know how to peel it well.

Look, we have, we want you to know something. We have a tradition here.

Every time we finish, the women do the dishes. That's a lie! That's not true. I'm not going to do the dishes. And you know what? He's saying that to make himself funny. Because in our house, this is 100% true,

the rule is that since he doesn't cook, and I'm the one who cooks breakfast, lunch and dinner,

he does all the dishes.

The rule, he said. So you can see, Chaty. Oh, pero por supuesto. I don't like it. She's being nice, she comes, Don't worry, honey, I'll do it. She lied, she didn't want to do it. She wanted me to do it. So I said, honey, I know, that was when we were starting.

So I said,

Honey, how are you going to cook? Hey, how are you going to do it if you cooked? Don't worry, honey, I'll do it. I think it're being the victim. I told you, I don't care, you cooked, relax, it's going to be romantic. It's screwed up, stop a rule.

This is a super random thing, but when we go on trips, at first he would say, did you finish your suitcase? I'll close it for you. And he would take the suitcases to the car or wherever he could take us. Spectacular. And one day he didn't close my suitcase and I got offended. but I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I forgot. And I was like, oh. Of course. That's how they start.

And then?

Yes.

What?

That's how they start.

But you still feel the suitcase.

Do you have something to tell me? I do.

I like the promised of María del Cerro.

But we all know that here.

Well, so you know, that's why I'm different.

Oh, damn! Careful, careful, my man!

I like his penetrating look.

It's not the only thing.

It's not the only thing penetrating.

I think she's worse.

Maria is worse, you see?

My man is a man.

Did you add that fat?

Yes, and it's heating up.

And while that heats up,

While that heats up,

you know what we always do?

We heat ourselves up.

We heat ourselves up and we are a little... I'm going to fall for real, damn it.

Be careful, be careful.

Let's do a meme here.

My friends in the boliche show.

Yes, no, no, no.

Forgive me. We'll put you here. Put a meme there.

Draw a man. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.

I'm gonna do it.

I'm gonna do it.

I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I don't know what to do with the eggs. Like squares? In a lot of ways.

Are you going to do it? Without Sammy telling you?

But why?

Please, I'm asking you.

With which knife? I don't know, because we don't cut the meat with any knife.

No. Well, with this one you can use it. I have to confess something that I just remembered. Do you remember when we met in Madrid? For Carolina Herrera?

Yes.

You guys already knew each other, but we had never met in person. But she always told me, she's super sweet, I talked to her about you, she said, oh yeah, I see you, and I was like, oh, cool. When I see you, I see you from afar, and I was with my friend, Raisa, if you're watching this, I'm talking about you, She's the one who fixes me up. She's not an assistant or a manager. Well, she does a little bit of everything at the end of the day, but she fixes me up. And she was with me. And I see you and I say,

Oh, look, there's Maria. I've never had the opportunity to see her. And I would like to take a picture with her, but I'm very embarrassed because we don't know each other. And my friend starts, OK, how do we not embarrass ourselves? You were there, I was there for like 10 minutes and I was like, we tell her that you're the manager, so you come closer and say, look, I'm the manager, look, can we take a picture? And I say, but that's weird.

I think it's better if I ask her directly, but she doesn't know me, it's going to look weird. And I was there for 10 minutes.

Look, I'm here, right? I wanted to know if I'm cutting it right. Yes, yes, yes. Okay, keep going, don't worry.

It's okay.

I was like 10 minutes watching, how do I tell her, how do I tell her? And in one, while we were walking, thinking how to tell her, she goes straight to you. And I asked her, hello, how are you? And then I went to the hotel and I said, what a shame! And now look at how things are in life.

And now you're here in the room with us.

You were so beautiful that day.

I loved it. I loved what you did.

You too. I mean, very beautiful. Yes.

Real, real.

What a nice event that was. because now it's like, everything is different. I asked them, I asked them, like, why didn't they invite me? And they told me that they only invite

pretty people.

And I was like, okay,

cool.

Oh, of course.

It makes sense. Don't worry, I think I'm much better than everyone else up there.

Oh my God.

Including you.

No, but I'm like it. And I say, what a way to debut in the shows, because that was like another level. Yes, and what a cut it is!

Yes.

It's like a mega preparation, everything, and it lasts 15 minutes, I mean 10, 15 minutes. I loved it anyway, that it lasts a little. Yes, because you couldn't ... I went to eat when it finished. To eat and go to the hotel, packed my bag, and the next day I left. Yeah.

Yeah.

I love that. Well, let's hope this has a good flavor. But look, at least it doesn't look that weird.

Yeah, yeah. It was more solid. Now it's warm.

It doesn't have this color. Now it's like an oil.

What?

You know what, Maria? I never thought that our first collaboration was going to be a salsa because I met you with...

With what?

With the song...

I don't want to be with you

You have to be in slow motion

With that song I met you

Yes

And I wrote you and I wrote you, you're too talented, too successful No, that's not how I wrote you, that's how I wrote my wife. I replied. Yes, but that's how my wife wrote you, not like that. I wrote you like I loved the idea of, I don't know, and you told me, oh, that's cool. And from then on we never collaborated.

We always followed each other, super fans. Crazy, right? I thought we were going to do an R&B. Something like that. You danced and everything in that video. Yes. Why are you laughing?

Because I get tender when I dance.

No, you danced well.

I was just learning.

No, but you looked really good.

Yes, that video gave me a lot of tenderness.

I met you because of the... video I'm sorry, I don't want to get in, but I think I'm going to lower it a lot, so it doesn't overheat. I'm going to say that it's burning a little bit. Yes, it can be a little bit. That's why I'm going to put it lower and then we'll raise it. Okay, let's do this. You need a plate for us to do this.

Yes. Or a plate.

But we're going to fill it. I'm just filling it in. Oh, but you do it yourself in your hand. Of course. How do you do it? I don't remember. I haven't done this in a long time. I mean, pastelito, as they say in Venezuelan.

I'm doing it right, bro.

Thank you.

We put the filling in there.

Have you ever done it?

And the egg?

The egg... Ah! The egg goes in the filling. Oh, it's cooked. You're too slow, the egg goes in the filling.

But look, you have to go ahead. I'm going to put the filling, please.

I'm very fast, I have more than two eggs.

Give me a moment to take that, because otherwise I'm going to make a mess.

Okay, give me the chopstick.

Yes, let's see if you want, I pass this and take this off. What do I do with this? Throw it away. I thought you were going to use it to taste the oil.

We could do that.

You're right. I'm not afraid of oil.

You try it.

It's not enough. But I took it off. It's better. We still have to make the empanadas.

Right? It's made with ground eggs. But it's better this way, because we still have to make the empanadas. Ah, ok. Yes, yes. Good, good.

Now, right?

Now, my love, yes.

Yes, maybe not.

It's made with ground eggs.

Maybe we made a lot of eggs.

Yes.

But if I don't save that.

Never.

There's a lot of eggs.

Never too many eggs.

Never too many eggs.

We're going to put that here. How do you say it? How do you say it? Benerritin. Benerritin. We said it right. Yes.

We are doing it right.

Maria, you said how old I am, but you didn't say how old you are.

Let's see how old I am. You didn't say it? By height, 15.

How by height?

If I said it, I don't remember.

You are 32.

32? Yes, I know The Choteau a

20-year-old

Entity

There was a way

No, sir, clar... No, yo repen... No, en verdad, no sé leer claramente señas y bocas porque ellas me estaban diciendo y yo dije, treinta y dos.

Pero ¿cuánto es? ¿Veintiséis?

Veintiséis, sí.

¿De verdad?

Son niños. Sí, yo tengo veintisiete. Sí, espera, yo sabía esto porque tú me lo dijiste antes de que llegara. I'm 27 and I'm turning 28 soon. Now you're 28? Yes, on February 27th. You just turned 28, right? Oh, you're Aquarian? No, I'm Pisces.

Oh, you're Pisces. I turned 4 days ago. Happy birthday, baby.

You're Pisces, baby.

You're really Pisces?

Step on this one!

Step on it!

Let's bring this. Let's sing her happy birthday. ¡Déjame este! ¡Písamelo! ¡Písamelo! Vamos a traer esto, vamos a cantarle cumpleaños. Bueno, cuando se acaben las empanadas, agarramos una de estas velas y le cantamos cumpleaños. Bueno, dale.

Ahí está. Ahora sí está el relleno listo.

¿Tú completas hace poco, no?

Sí, hace como cuatro días. ¡Qué bonito! Yo yo, I don't know That's not a cookie serum the valentine I see but it's a teeny tomato

Yeah I'll give up a little capacity. I'll give me a date To film a Bella bluey bluey Yet even though you give you a Bluey gift, and I knew you wouldn't know who it was.

You said you were going to give me a gift, did you?

A gift.

A gift.

Look, this is Bluey.

Yeah, boy!

A gift, baby.

This is Bluey.

This is Bluey.

I don't know who it is.

Ah! Like a gnome is Rachel But Louie in my dad you know I love you Louie I mean like I'm a who's that much of Louie Por que es como que una comidita de niños pero tiene un mensaje si los papas lo ven

Wow pero mira que talentosa Chat

Ponlo ahí ponlo en la cámara Y nosotros no vimos ni un carrito y no vamos a saber que hizo

Yo tengo que rellenar una

Si

Tienes que aprender a ser repente Mira eso You have to learn to do it right You have to see, look at that She does it like this, she throws it It doesn't matter how it comes out If it falls, it fell

I put a lot I think there, I put a lot A little less

And there

I think I'm putting

It's not right, I'm not putting double

Like this, you're doing it super well

I think What you know is what I know, guess what I know No, it's ok, I'm not putting double. Like this. No, you're doing it super well. Like this.

What you know is what I know. Guess what I know.

Nothing.

Like this.

The fat? Yes, it's in four.

Yes, it's in four.

Are you seeing?

There.

It's in four. And I make a good edge.

You make a good edge.

And then you do this. Here. Wow, that's a lot of sauce.

See?

That's beautiful. Really.

Very nice. I'll do it. But you have to check if...

No, check the fat.

I'll do it like you did. I think it's ready. No, no, the fat one. Check the fat one, Maria. I'll do it like you did just now. I'll try with this one.

I think it's ready.

I think I need to raise the temperature, you see? Yes, it's a little cold.

Look how she's putting the gun down. Did you see that?

Stop, that makes me nervous.

That's what I said the first time.

Idiot.

Well, I think it's ready. No, no, no. How do you know if it's ready? Look at the bubbles.

Of course.

It has to start making noise.

Put the first one. Don't throw it away.

Put it there?

Yes. It's ready. It's like the repulgue opens up a little bit. I don't know why. It's ready. Put it there. Yes. Maybe the repulgue opens a little with this dough. I don't know why.

It's fine, it doesn't matter. I put it, you told me, right?

Yes, and you're going to take it out.

Don't throw it away.

Put it like this. Protect me, Lord, with your spirit.

But, does it taste dark?

Already? Oh no, it's cold! Oh They're in the plastic bags. That's true. No! Oh, sorry. It's all full of pork fat now!

You're right.

Oh my God! The shield is missing a lot. Turn it around and it's completely white.

There are a lot of choirs in Puerto Rico. The Christian choirs were great. Gozo, gozo, I wanted gozo But I was looking for it, where it wasn't there Cristiano Very good. Very good. And if I miss the voice, I clap my hands.

If I miss the hand, I clap my feet.

And if I miss the feet, I clap my hands. Very good.

If I miss the soul, I cut my hair. Very good.

Very good.

I don't know any more.

That one seems beautiful.

Yes, I'm going to send you the link.

That one is more Latin.

Yes, and she has to see the coritos. You have to see it, yes. It's like in salsa. She's going to love it.

Look, look, look, let me know.

No, I think a little more, right?

Yes.

Or there if you want. Wouldn't it be better to put it in now. Go ahead. You're slow. I'm going to do it here and then I'll pass it on. I'm afraid the oil will explode. I'm going to move this. In Argentina we have more...

It's normal that...

They're turning and they don't want to turn to the other side. Look. I'm turning it and it's coming back. I'm going to have to hold it. This fat is exotic. Mira

Esta grasa está exótica. Wow. Está como rebelde. Yo le tengo terror a esa grasa. Como que no se quiere ir

Que

Ah, porque no te tomas un protector gastrico Bien bien bien porque esto va sin. I think this is already done.

Really?

Are you saying it by mistake or seriously? I already smelled it.

The smell, the grease.

That grease looks like a stain.

Oh my mother. It's so black.

You don't know what a stain is? Asphalt? Do you call the street. They call it brea. Asfalto, asfalto. And what is brea then? Brea? Of course. Brea is how it's called, I don't know, chemically.

I'm so stupid.

I never knew.

I thought that the brea was something.

There are missing republics around here. No way.

Oh, no.

No, no, no. I don't know how to call it. I don't know, chemically. I'm so stupid. I never knew. I thought it was the bra. There are no repulges around here.

Oh, look, he listened to me.

Finally.

He's back to normal. I'm going to have to hold it. Oh no. It's too hot.

Close your eyes.

Let's see. Thank you. It's so hot. Close your eyes when you're done.

Let's see.

Thank you.

Oh my God, I'm doing it so well. Maybe it's too much.

Maybe? You think? No, because I have a lot of talent. Well...

Wait.

Trust me.

It's possible that a piece of meat comes out. It's normal, Chad.

It's not that normal.

But it can happen.

It can happen.

And when it happens...

When you finish that one, you're going to flip it over and I'm going to make another one because I haven't done any and they're gonna run out.

You're right.

Can I put more? Yes, I think one more will fit. Throw it again. Maybe another one.

Yes, I think so.

I don't know where. Let me take it out. This one is done.

Yes.

Should I put it in? I think this one is ready. Who told you that?

Should I put it in? No, I won't. I'll leave it out. This one is a little bit too much, but it's pretty.

It's weird, the repulgue. What are you doing?

I don't know why I'm doing it like this.

But it's great.

It's cool, right?

It's well tied.

Go ahead, fat one.

Compare. This is the rep of... Check it out, I think there are two or three that can be taken out. This is the Republic of...

And this is mine. That one, right?

They are very different.

Do you think this one is like this? Yes, my love.

There are several, there are like three that are already...

Yes, in fact we can put more.

Look, this one is very fat. The candle I the candle here. The what? The candle. Yes, because that's your birthday cake. And this one. Ah, ok, my empanada cake. And we put the empanadas around it.

I love it.

Yes.

Of course, now we have to fill it like this.

Here.

Look, it's ok, right? It's filled. Here.

And this one.

I wish they were good. If it's not that good, I'm leaving. Well, Gordo, you're going to... Grab a spoon or something. Or a pair of tweezers. No, not that. Because that's the towel, it's going to get greasy.

I don't know what to do.

Why the whole towel?

I mean, you're in a kitchen, you can use whatever you want.

Not everything I want, because you didn't let me. Like this, right? Is it ok to put the filling? Yes, you did it well. Excellent.

And this one? Is it good? I think so.

Motherfucker! The empanadas are falling to the floor. Here. Ah, you made it around, Gorda?

Yes, to make the circle around it. Ah, I put it all Yes. Like this? Like to make the circle around it.

Oh, I put it all together.

Of course, to make a cake.

I'm going to put this here so they can see. Let's see if I can do it like you. Let's see.

What are you going to do?

The egg?

It could be.

Hey, I think... I think...

Now? I think I learned it. Good. This is a little bit...

Suspicious.

Accidental. It looks like I did it.

This is missing, right?

No, that's fine.

Really?

Wow, but you know a lot.

I think I better mix it in the oil. Because...

That's like half is there and the other half is not. I don't know why. Because you gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it.

I'm gonna get it.

I'm gonna get it.

I'm gonna get it.

I'm gonna the rose. Oh, I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a woman Okay, so get rid of it Me and I can so Maria and me and I mean I said it See me in this And we're a la mia parece que le hicimos y luego se cayó el piso y la recogimos y ahí la tiramos No, pero que dar un buena. No, but I'm gonna say I'm with a but I'm in gracia. Yo te amo también notificaciones de temu But it's ok, thanks. I love you too. My notifications are on.

I'm sorry. It's terrible, it's terrible that it's spinning. It's a straw. I got burned. A tweezers?

Oh, right, Emma, you're such a good person. You have to use a tweezers.

It's true.

Emma, you're really an incredible guy with a brain, brother. I really want to kiss you right now. Oh, look here. You want it with plastic? Oh, without this.

This one burned a little. But it's because you don't want to flip it. Yes, you don't do it on the other side. Take that out, because that one is already... But it's ok. Both? No, I think we're going to...

Now?

It burned a little.

Well, but it's still pretty. The important thing is that it's pretty. Should I keep adding this? Yes.

These are the last ones.

These are the last ones, chat.

There are no more.

When it bounces, it bounces. Oh, look, it has eggs.

Do you get more tapas fast or not? What? A lot.

More empanada tapas.

What are those more tapas de empanada. ¿Qué es eso? ¿Más tapas?

Estas. La masa.

Ah, que si llegan.

Porque quedó mucho relleno. Pero bueno, nada.

No, ni importa ese relleno, los comemos nosotros.

Sí, después hace como con un arrocito blanco, ¿no? Sí, sí, nos va a quedar riquísimo.

Jake Wheeler contamina nuestro ambiente. Linda! Hello Lilo! Lilo say hi to the people! Hello Lilo! We love you Lilo! She's really cute!

Lilo you look really big right now!

Do you like the smell or not?

No, let her eat it!

Come here!

Look what we were saying!

Now we are in a stage with Ayuni that realized that if the food falls to the floor Lilo is going to eat it! Oh, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. I love it. It's beautiful.

Well, we're almost there. Yes, almost. I want to know.

Your last album was the one that came out of our song, right? It was your last album, right? You're going to make more albums.

Yes. Of course.

Are you going to put J. Weir in again?

Yes.

Are you going to put Samira in again? Are you going to put J. Weirer again? yes are you going to put Sami again?

yes

that was it

now we put this part and if the other album comes out

and we don't know you know, he made a word game

no, I'm kidding

but you sing amazing