Cosas de SUPERSTICIÓN

This show is dedicated to people who don't worth a shit ton. And you know who they are? The ones who buy lemons at the Super 7. How are you my dear Edgar Marcelo? If you buy 3 lemons in a green bag, in a yellow bag, verde de maya no y que uno está amarillo pero es que el super 7 carnal ya es

no yo soy el super 7 pero si yo sé es lo que no debes de comprar es para otro tema es que no debes de comprar limones ahí se hace de comer ahí es a lo que voy de que ya tienen a veces como mesa y pues puedes comprar un burrito o pizza o una sopa coreana el borro el burro el super siete de pelos está pelos en paseado porque andan caminica me lo que no cajas pero bueno que chula hoy vamos a hablar de tú tú tú

eres supersticioso nada de hecho o sea una cosa en la palabra estición pero supersticiones que es más más que yo soy justición pero super esticiones de cada verga es muy difícil un prefijo que indica magnitud magnitud más porque si no no soy stition nada más tisioso tisioso pero soy superstitious super y buen punto ese'm superstitious. Good point. I'm going to tell you something.

The origin of superstition comes... and I'm going to get in trouble and maybe I'm going to get an eye inflated during the show. Of ignorance. No, brother.

Of lack of education. I allow myself to differ. Superstition has governed the world since man saw fire. He thought they were gods. and No, ¿qué será? No, ¿qué será? Well, chance is very different from luck, Moli.

Eleazar Gómez, in your good prison.

Eleazar...

Eleazar, meat is very different from chance.

No, no, I mean randomness.

Ay, hijo de su pinche madre, ya tres palabras de vergazo que no entiendo.

I mean, what I'm going to...

That spins, random.

No, random is... That you can touch. That there is nothing that conditions... I don't know how to explain it. How would you explain that it's random? It's random, as they say.

It's random, that you can touch. In fact, for example, they say that you can't program randomness. That's why I play poker online and I get two cards. And it's a fucking robot that gives you random cards.

But how do you program that? Now, it's digital.

Yes.

It's not the same as... You can also see a card, but it's not the same as the card being there in physical. If it's digital, you change it. I think that there can be a lot of people that don't want the card to be digital. So you can change it. Even if it's not digital, if you put your hand in a tumbler, in which you don't know what's going on, unless it's hot.

Yes, of course. All the balls are cold, and the one that's hot is the one that has to be. You can manipulate FIFA's raffles, for example,

Italy against Germany

so that it is very easy Italy Cyprus Cuba Cuba and I will better give the fucking pass to Well, you're a bastard, man. You're a piece of shit, man. But, I think I've never been lucky. You're lucky. Yes and no, but I'm not superstitious. But you've done it, that's what I'm saying. You've created your luck. You were looking, for example,

at the time of radio, to switch to TV. To set an example. You didn't fall for luck. You showed interest. You joined the dots. I mean, being in the right place, having some talent,

and it could be alias theory. What would be lucky, really? They're looking for a speaker, and you're at home, you call a call center, and suddenly someone, the radio producer,

says, I'm going to call this number at random, and the one who answers Someone, the radio producer, says, I'm going to randomly pick this number. And he's going to be the host. And the one who answers, I'm going to propose that one if you want to be the radio host. That would be luck, dude. You studied a career because you had a vision

and then you built that luck.

But I do think I'm unlucky because for 15 years, the other radio stations thought I made a lot of money and never talked to me to hire me because they thought I made a lot of money and no. That's bad luck. There's a thing when you do radio for songs in English rock and the band thinks that they have to pay you well.

But when you use the loop or the hot one, this guy is a cacote. And that goes better for them. And no,, pues si el Zepi como le va. Jorge Luis Ramirez.

Ganan un billete.

Tori.

Todo y Tori el que va. Pero hoy cosas de superstición. Empezando con el primer vergazo, compadre. Los fantasmas. Los primeros acercamientos a fantasmas a mi fueron los del Caribe. siempre domingo festival acapulco el fantasma sin como sexuales españoles con el cantando pero

anonimo españoles eran de caribe pero te una cosa yo fui un niño criado en los 80s con monstruos de los 80s así que a mí los fantasmas de las nuevas generaciones me pelan toda la verga entonces porque porque yo crecí viendo a robocop como how Smurfy was murdered and then he was revived and they put him to work, poor guy, let me die and Jason... You're not telling me!

No, no, but I grew up with that kind of horror that when you were going to a fucking to China, Nuevo León, to a land and they told you, there's a witch, bastard, I just saw a pinche a chino boliviana un terreno y te sien ayer una bruja cabrón acabo de ver a este jeepers creepers mira también cabrón porque desde niño tú sabes que los fantasmas no han miedo porque gasparín es blanco si tú quisieras que gasparín de miedo tendría que ser moreno si tendría que ser moreno la entrada cómo vas a provocar el miedo si está completamente pálido I'm gonna get some more you know, then come over to provoke our meals. Yes, that completely palido

See less about a puesto los fantasmas que son blancas a posquiel hombre blanco el hombre blanco se apropio de ellos I'm a propias own cultural

Porque si alguien va a ver fantasmas normalmente se el pobre

hay que decir que es de ricos y de pobres y siempre and always criticize us, they criticize us a lot, they say we always talk about rich and poor, but it's what it is, why do you care?

And the middle class, that's where you and I are,

anchored to it.

We turn up and we turn up.

You can put the meme, well, I don't know, like Samson, Samson stopping the two columns, you and I are the lost link between poor and rich. Column on to you. Yo, so most of the law on pretty run trip over the rich. Yeah, so most of the point that existed

It was a conosca is massive. No, it's chosen. Quentin. The key. I'm here. Hey present to a poor a Petrino

Okay, so nosotros somos es unión it knows comprometemos con su canal y lo que hay se nos quedó ese pedo And that's what we have, we have that fart. What do you do? What do you do? That's how you live. The ghost, look, I'm going to tell you something. My first approach to a ghost already old, big, big, I realized that the ghosts that my family made me believe that they existed were for them to get out of the fart. There you go.

There you go, because...

Yesterday, a noise was heard on the street.

My uncle... I'm not going to say names because I don't want to scratch the moles. He got there, very upset.

So...

Who was the one who heard it?

My grandmother was asleep.

My grandfather too.

It was me.

An 8-year-old boy, 7 years old, chubby. What did my uncle do? Instead of me saying, Grandpa, yesterday my uncle came all scared.

He came to leave him a...

Laura! Laura!

My uncle would create a story for me that yesterday when I went out to see him, there was a guy...

Yes, the great P.

The great P. And I believed him. Because he wanted me to save him. When he was older he told me, it was me. He was protecting you. Yes, I said, there was no ghost.

On your grandmother's bar, they were giving me some chupones.

With a Valentina.

And my uncle was already dying and I was 43 years old. And leave your... I would have died with that. The farts always get in the microphone when they get home. I was 43 years old. And you leave the farts. I would have died with that. The farts always get in the mic. When they get home.

They always throw something in the mic.

And you hear the mic.

And you go...

And that spaghetti that is kind of cold.

The farts are very noisy. And the farts also when they get up in the morning. They get in the mic and they forget. That aluminum reacts with electricity.

That's why we have this on.

So, it just...

The AC turns off.

The possibilities of the house.

$2.20.

I'm going to be honest, I don't want to... I can't get worse or better. So, I'm going to be free. I'm going to play clean, always your league. I think that those who believe in ghosts, they disappoint me.

There's a break in my mind when suddenly, someone suddenly finishes the talk in the peda, in the carne asada, whatever, and puts that topic on the table. And tries to justify and intensify, bro. Or with even conspiranoic topics, and so on.

Do you think we're the only ones on earth? If you start working, don't think about that. Yes, I mean, there are better plans. If the next day you're thinking, I get up, I have to go check these bills, you can't think if you're the only one on earth.

It's worth a kilo.

Yes, and normally, yes, it can even happen with a very close friend, me con la tierra. Te viene valiendo un kilo. Sí, y normalmente sí, incluso puede pasar con un amigo muy cercano que de pronto se pone muy serio con respecto al tema y dices tú en tu mente, ah, no más, lo perdí.

En qué momento?

Yo, yo, yo no, yo no critico lo de estatus social porque yo no soy una persona de, de, de estatus alto, pero mis amigos que les ha ido mal en la vida tocan ese tipo y discúlpenme, My friends that have had a bad life, and I'm sorry I'm not going to say their names, but bad in life, not that they have money, bad in life, like Rafi, a paquiao with margarito, with an inflamed eye. I tell you, there comes the big guy, you're talking, hey, fucking striped, one by one, I take it to the shit, hey, what a pizarro,

things of men, you put paprika and garlic to the rib, yes, and then a dude, that old woman so good that you eat up your nails, your feet, and suddenly a song is made and a dude says if you knew that we are a rice in the middle of a dish called the universe you, dude, throwing a sauce on a piece of meat a piece of meat and you flip it sorry

we don't know anything everything you see is like this from the sauce how many people had to die to make the corn

Ruben, fuck you who gave you a truce, Ruben? Since the salsa, how many people had to die to make the corn?

Rubén, fuck you.

Who gave you a truce, Rubén? No, no, no. I mean... Yes, of course, because...

They start with you...

It's 9, man.

Reincarnation and they tell you, what we saw in Interestelar, we're not that far away, man. Black holes. Let's see. And the guy gets serious, man. And you just go with the needle and you say, I'm not willing to do this.

I'm not willing to do this.

Or you just see you here with the pigs, let's see, put on the water, and he says,

when are you going to have kids, friend?

I don't want to have kids,

because I want to cut the cycle.

If I have kids, I'm going to reincarnate. in They even call themselves awake, the conscious. And sometimes I think the excess of spirituality leads you to believe in these lives or presences or even in vibes that...

What are vibes?

What are vibes, man?

What are vibes?

Vibration or what? Yes, of course. There are intangible energies, there are things. But I think everything in the end lies in the power of the mind. And if you use your mind for better things,

you stop thinking about that.

And it happens with couples.

Exactly. When that's a love and suddenly, one day he asks you, hey, when were you born? Yes. And you, let's see, how, how, wait for me. I don't remember. Three years. foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign

I can read it. I took a course. It's called an anal biodecoding.

The old lady stretches your perpussion and just says variable capital. It's the only thing she read. Where did she get the bill from?

But it does give you a heart attack when someone starts talking about things that are... No one has been able to prove throughout all the years.

Because ghosts have existed since Alexandria, brother, since Mesopotamia. Yes, since the Romans. Let's see, these guys had, what are these called? Visible oracles. There were people who worked with the spiritual guide of some guys who maybe had been with vitiligo or something, but they saw them differently. Or they brought cataracts or whatever, but they could see the future.

And it was just guys who knew how to manipulate well. They are what economists are today, for example.

Go ahead.

It's the same as an economist here at the university who starts talking to you like, you're a piece of shit, man.

Get out of there.

Have you ever pulled an 8 to 5, man?

Like, in a production?

So don't be a mother.

Don't be a mother. And also, with couples, the fact that you don't have time, that you have too much time, makes you think about that, man. and because you can see how they appreciate movies like The Conjuring or Annabelle or even saw Blade's Witch or saw you know that paranormal activity paranormal and suddenly

your your old woman heard a noise Fernanda is a house of infonavis of course This is not even a triplet. The guy from the Arky Juve made it.

The guy from the mobile?

There are no shoes. No, the Arky is designed with love. No, the Arky Juve made it.

We are friends. We are architects.

There are no shoes. You know what? I laugh at something else. How can you not hear noises, Rogelio? We're in a neighborhood that has a private cassette, but it's abandoned, it's graffiti. It's a barbershop.

He's inviting you to come and steal the cassette.

If I were a ghost and I die, and my family is from Leon 13, me muero y mi deber y mi familia es de de la león 13 de otra colonia no me regreso no me regreso a asustar porque es que se acaba de aparecer mi abuelo y el abuelo en el cielo vete a la verga compuesto con el vicepresidente And the grandfather, in heaven, fuck you, I bought you with Elvis Presley. Fuck me, why would I go back to Felix Gómez? I don't care. Exactly, to Chile, aside from that, the ghosts of the past and the present are not the same.

Neither the ghosts of rich nor the ghosts of poor are the same. No, man. Normally, the ghosts are more traditional, right? The rich ghost is the count of Lord of the Mort. They are guys that... is He'll find the man poor possum to salva a nice case is gonna pluck a latch on

The motto is well way to follow those play videos

Imaginative Los Santos my deant is great. I'm I miss you You then may I Miss my alma Oh my soul, it's so sad. Imagine a ghost that comes and just moans. Just like the kid from sixth grade, the joke of the living room,

and he goes, ah.

Ah.

Hey.

It would be a ghost.

Fucking ghost, fuck, that's what this is like.

The joke.

Laura!

Oh my anus my sock

is twisted oh my butt look the ghost is either kids or

old people and I have seen some ghosts that are women, big enough to be an old lady. But I don't think there's an inclusion in the ghosts. For example, there are no gay ghosts. I haven't seen gay ghosts. There are no ghost, I already said it.

There are no paraplegic ghosts. That suddenly there is a ghost without an arm. Well, yes, it's true. There was this one, the headless rider. But it was the one below. I'm Well, in Chile they only scare you. Yes. And sometimes when you face reality. Because later Carlos Trejo says, I want to catch them with ectoplasm. No, but he fell from a ghostly hit. And it is programmed in our mind to think that if an entity that is not tangible,

suddenly it can hurt you. But that's why you see, with curses, they want to drive away the ghosts. In the Azamara colonies, or in the Catemaco,

or these...

Get out of here!

Get the fuck out!

Get out of here!

You can't get in here, you son of a bitch!

Laura!

And suddenly, they weren't ghosts, it was the entire I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say,

I'm gonna say, I was a perro Si se van los fantasmas Imaginate que entro un fantasma a su cuarto Y se saca la verga el fantasma Al chile y se vuelve a morir Dijo ya se porque me mori Laura! Como no tengo culo pa sentir esta

Osea Hay los fantasmas

Laura! Laura! Se que se cojan otros fantasmas Habia una serie Laura! Laura! Laura! Ghosts. I think... I know there are other ghosts.

Yes.

There was a series called Mad Science that had...

Witch Science.

Well, it wasn't a ghost, but... They did it with... Well, it's the same. A hologram, for example, of Tupac in Coachella, isn't it a ghost? It's that a ghost is supposed to be the soul of a person who... is que dan aqui vagando por eso Miguelito el de coco era un niño oye te acuerdas tu no viste la película de ghost de Patrick Swayze la sombra del amor

si claro está bien verga es una película pero te dan a entender el fantasma que se lo lleva los el demonio el que se queda el purgatorio que el purgatorio es esto o sea el mismo la tierra y los que se van al cielo pues es Patrick Swayze la también el cuento de navidad de the earth and those who go to heaven because it is patrick swayz the also the Christmas story of scrooge for me one of the best ghost stories I have a bad knee and I do not listen to me in the morning is crush look at me

I had a ghost as a child I never wanted to talk to a ghost I had a several times a ghost arrived I smelled whiskey I remember it smelled like whiskey. And it touched me. And I was like, no, go away ghost, go away.

No, it was a ghost.

And I was like, be careful on your Sunday and don't tell your parents.

No, it was a family. Cut that out.

Those ghosts touch you. It was a ghost, man. It was a ghost. I still believe it was a ghost. Well, my uncle was a ghost because he never showed up at his house. I want to believe. I want to believe. I want to believe. I want to believe. I want to believe.

I want to believe. I want to believe. I want to believe. you know, and that's why what's happening to us. I agree with you. Now we are a country of beliefs. That's how it is. But now, the UFOs. How did he become a millionaire? I send him a greeting.

I went to see him several times at the San Pedro auditorium and the IMSS, Jorge Jaime Maussan.

Or no, his name is Jaime Maussan.

Jaime, nothing else.

Jaime Maonsal. Obviously in my time there was no 4K, 5K, HD, DHL, or anything.

LTH?

LTH was obviously recordings of people with Parkinson's. But I did realize something very common. That the aliens... They are going to criticize me again. They sent us the UFOs, the chafones, to Mexico. In other words, the United States always puts

the day of independence, the most stupid ships arrive in New York. But obviously, it's a movie. But I always saw, I would stay and say, hey, my mentor, Jaime Maussan, yes,

kid, that's your question. Why was it always, for example, they sent us the dishes so when they opened the Reino Aventura, which were all the games used in the Six Flags of Dallas, the San Antonio game.

Yes, man.

It's the same with UFOs. In Mexico, yes. The one that's fucked up, and you realize it's the same comparison, but that's why you see lights in the hill here. They sent us gasoline UFOs, man.

Yes, go ahead. They were already, apart, man, Abuse in way a way to check on como vista que diga me abducieron way So this one is interesting in Mexico los omnis not a blue cabras Lucien una cabra y la regresada que te va a decir una cabra después cabrón por eso jaime nunca tuvo acceso a ways

en eeuu si había muchos ways que abducieron porque se metían In the United States, there were a lot of guys who abducted them because they got into Cuba. They did have creativity. And they abducted them, they checked them. And the European gringos guys tell you, the alien abducted me and told me how the thing is. And here it was a rancher that took the goat, yellowed the goat, and he fucked it. He gave me more, she runs faster. She runs faster.

But I'm against it. I don't f****g catch her anymore. Laura! I don't f****g catch her anymore. Laura! She climbed trees.

She didn't climb a f****** anthill. But you can see, this is an UFO from the 80's. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Iran vs Kuwait. me Adonis Adonis And then it's full of craters All the stations To use the Mexican airspace Full of craters bro It doesn't come out for the UFOs

And now the high level alien If you saw I know it's a movie but It's an alien inside of an alien Of us We saw one in Mexico.

They're dudes that just need a hat that says Green Party.

I mean, no, you don't get it.

Yes, yes, yes.

But, I mean, they're aliens a little more normal.

Yes, right.

More humanoid. And there, it could be any dude that has facial paralysis or something. is I'm you know because there are Catamaco wizards that keep them away they know they can't get to territory where there are spells and we'll get to the Amarres but for that there is protection I understand you because

you know, we should talk to Chile

you know who, once, but he was good, crazy and he was Rafi and he told me that he was exposed that's. He was Rafi and he told me that he was the one who was being harassed. That's what I was going to tell you.

Call him. Should we call Rafi?

I don't believe him, but he told me that he was going to Los Cabasitos. Not to the national highway, but to Colombia.

Yes, yes.

He went to buy furniture. But it was already closed. He was coming at 9pm Ok, let me call Rafi Let's see what he can tell us

Because I think I did mess with him once and I know the deal

Let me call Rafi Hello?

How are you Rafi?

Wait, wait, I want a quesadilla and rice Today I got free chicken

I'm busy Rafi.

I'm here at Autopollo. I'm going home.

Don't tell me that's a mention.

No, not at all. My son told me, what's up? We're going to eat something.

I said, I'll take you to a chicken place. I'm on my way home. What do you want? Half chicken, a quesadilla, rice and I bought a drink I know it's disgusting but with ice, it makes you cry

3 things make you cry a drowned man, death of a relative

and a cold soda But it has to be a drink A drink, it still exists

But it has to be desert Hey What were you going to say? I'm a big fan of your channel. I'm a big fan of your channel. I'm a big fan of your channel. I'm a big fan of your channel. I'm a big fan of your channel. I'm a big fan of your channel.

I'm a big fan of your channel. You always called the Manrique's right? I called... No! I called Zepi Boy!

Zepi...

I called Zepi, but he never answered because he gave me a fake number. No, well my Rafa, we're talking about superstitions and well that also covers the subject of UFOs.

And...

I remember the thing you told me there in... where was it? In the Pilos or in the Betos Bar, I don't remember, but... It was once you went with Gomita, I took her. Yes, yes, yes, yes, what a shame.

You asked me for a ride to take her. I got a tire. But hey, hey Gomita, what a shame,

have you seen the funkos? I think he vomits and vomits because he's going down the stairs.

He just had a drink, but he's hot. I'm gonna get this is all good For a fee No, I guess it's okay come with it and to see Aaron

Yo, I think

Carretera Colombia It was I believe you Rafi This... Colombia Highway We are Los Cabasitos, not Los Cabasos from here

Los Cabasitos! Hey I was with my friend Tortilla We got there Because the deposit is open It was closed

Hey, we are going to drink Paco Rebana with Aguamiel Follow your mother Hey, we got to pee

Perfume, mole, sorry, Rafi

Perfume, I had nothing to drink I had very serious alcoholism problems

Paco Rebana

With honey water

With honey water

No, but

You don't taste anything, man, you're doing it three times Ah, the bitch I felt like I was sucking the...

Laura!

Hey Hey Hey! Hey! How are you? I came and suddenly I felt that the car stopped I said to Tortellas Hey! The band went crazy!

The car is fine Lights everywhere white And it was worth it, buddy! I started to pray Father Juanjo, you are in the heaven of the heaven

for my fault, for my fault for your fault too hey, suddenly Father Juanjo

our father

he arrived, he arrived to the aliens in two trucks

Kia

and they put me in a a blanket on my head I'm from the earth, they took me, very skinny, two low, to my friend, he didn't hear me, I said, hola, I'm from the water, but more low, they took us to a house in Santa Rosa, I Know Santa Rosa way Esteva, cancer, Santa Rosa. Yeah, I can you can't even put a marker put a parajupiter

I know to be a way to extraterrestrials the chicken to cellular to familia

tracking similar to familia trae 15 mil bolas de una tanda me lo quitaron los putos

oye pero Rafi se me hace que el interés de los alienígenas no puede ser el monetario

ellos van a empezar

no pero es que ellos te investigan todo wey los checan para me dejaron las cuentas y luego a mi capare yo no veia wey a Chile yo creo que se lo cogieron pero me dice que no I didn't see it, dude. I told Chile to take it, but he said no.

Because I only heard, Plak, plak, plak, plak, and I was like, fuck it. But I had already shat that day and I hadn't cleaned it well. I said, if they catch me, I'm going to stain them. Hey, suddenly, the NASA arrived, Adrian.

The what?

The NASA? The NASA arrived, Adrian. The who? The NASA?

The NASA arrived, Adrian. They kicked the door. Oh, son of a bitch! And all my friends were like, Hey! And Maderito, everyone got in. Maderito is also with us.

We were eating,

the dessert.

Alan Pulido was with you.

He was next to meido but he told me you would have been calm, I would have caught you all

the aliens

because he has experience oh, how cool I'll tell you one thing since they kidnapped me this is for real, they put me a chip

a chip?

where?

in the lab the other day he said, but fucking myrtala too use this type of, an artac

a wave of waves watch out with those practices rafi, talk to myrtala

it's going to be a crime even I'm calling my husbands and wives. Hey, can I make an announcement? Sure, Raffy. I put a snack.

A snack?

You know I don't like coffee and bread.

Yeah, I didn't see it.

Can I announce it?

Go ahead, Raffy.

Hey, Raffy, snacks. We have burritos, tostadas, we have buns, ch tostadas we have boyos, choco bananas and I'm going to put the crazy glasses of popo but they are not his

they are the crazy glasses of Rafi we are going to wait for them on avenue do you know where is avenue? mexican republic where is the canal there, over there I'm going to put

I already bought the toldo in home depot and a white table in cosco I I'm gonna die, I have three months left, what can I tell you? What can I do for you?

Hey, and go sell clamato without alcohol, wink wink.

Hey, so the lawyer of the house opened the aliens, Mr. Valiant Delagar opened the aliens, man. He did it!

He did it!

But he opened them all!

He kicked them all, he saved us! He put us on a grenade launcher!

They don't have anything to do with Chile, man!

I think you should go to the DA's office, Rafi, because what they did to you was a big mistake, man. Call...

Laura! It's pretty special That's what my wife told me I don't think the aliens fell off the Electron 1's crates and it's from Tuxpan, Veracruz

No, be careful there's a gang of criminals take care of yourself, Rafi We were here at Centavo I don't want your chicken to get cold anything else you want to announce, Rafi?

Snacks, Rafi? Snacks, Rafi! Coke in the bag!

Hey! Ah, you're still saying Punto! No, not at all!

I'm going to tell you something before I go! Right now there's a lot of dust in Monterrey!

Take care!

There you go!

Grab the mandarin peel Add tamarind And a little vinegar and ginger eat it, you know? I'm not helping you at all but don't forget that you have a bad throat

hey! we lost the rules 1-1

thanks, how much is it? take care Rafi deposit me 300 I'm talking to you, don't ask me for money I'm going to you now, don't ask me for money in the air, Rafi, because I'm not going to pay you, because the house is in your head, I'm going to sell it, don't worry, I'll help you with your problems, but don't ask me for it in the air, 870 870,000, they're going to give me more, I'm going to Cancun, I don't have where to live, but I'm going to see your children, Rafi. They are in Europe, I don't even know them. With the children of Coppel's son. Yes, they bragged that the guy has 400 in the pants and a photo on my wife's Instagram.

Tell him how the donkey sucked you, asshole. But hey, greetings!

There is my sister, respect Rafi.

I'm going to the bathroom.

A hug and see you soon, let's see if we will meet in person.

Ok.

Well, there is the good guy. Say hi to Adrian. Yes, of course, on your behalf. Adrian, he doesn't want to say anything, you fucking idiot.

Say hi, you idiot.

And look at that asshole.

Hey, Rafi.

Yes, how are you?

Look, he told me once, but he was very creepy. They didn't pick him up. Look, I found him with the zombie outside of Estanzuela Studios. They didn't take a taxi, they didn't want to take us.

No, it's just that who gets Rafi up at 12?

Hey, both of them have minus 7 stars and the stars are given to them by Uber. And they as clients, they have minus... I mean, the guys say, don't get them up. Zombie with a... Zombie must be one of the worst rated in Chile. I'm going to say, don't upload it. Zombie with a earring. Zombie with a earring. He's one of the worst rated people in Chile.

I think if we look at his Uber rating,

it's one of the lowest. He leaves you the vehicle smelling like shit.

Like a fucking capybara. Inflamed. And he might throw up on the way. He might also

throw up alcohol. I might have a glass. And a man that says Hey man, man straight line, that does everything is a man to respect. But when you offer him this white cat and he says

Laura! You know he's an old man. In fact, Zombie has ever returned us the beer that is the alcohol. In the chest. No, from the red to the top.

Yes, from the red to the top.

Hot Indian.

Oh, man.

And white card kawamas, already cachonda. From there, the fifth drink is already beef broth.

Beef broth?

No, no.

This guy is drinking water from the key of the chair. Hey. And the cabalas? I stayed with cabalas, it was where you keep wines in the...

Cabalas...

It's the cava, right? Cabalas is a term, I don't know if it's Argentinian, like larenga. Cabalas has been a superstition or a practice... That certain people do to get... If a behavior can be a gesture, it's like... conducta puede ser un gesto pues como que forma parte de un ritual mole que si se deja de hacer falla la matrix se desconfigura la matrix por

ejemplo michael jordan tenía la cabala que ponerse los calzoncillos de north carolina abajo de de los shorts negro wey, verijudo a que va a leer los piches carolina son los que acuérdate el pato lucas y box bonnie acuérdate porque viajan al mundo shorts. Black man, what's the point of reading those? Remember the Duck, Lucas and Bugs Bunny. Remember why they travel to the earthly world. For the underpants that he needed. And that's a cabal. For example, La Volpe wore dragon ties. But the best cabal of La

Volpe was to go... before a game, you know what it was?

To throw them...

To go with the podologist. But he said he saw a witch. Like Mario Carrillo, he saw a witch and it was the one that indicated more or less

how the players were

and according to that he aligned them.

So, it has nothing to do with the performance, that the players train, sleep well. It has to do with a witch?

In your defense, the best team that has played football in Mexico is his. I mean, he perfected what Menotti had left at the national level. And this guy, in 2005, the Mexican team beat Brazil, beat Germany, and almost beat Argentina in the semifinals. So, yes, we have never done better in football, but then he got old badly. He was very...

Do you think that, for example, a striker says, I'm going to put on these pants for the cabal to win and at that moment I don't know who, but I don't know who, but I don't know who, but I don't know who, but I don't know who, but I don't know who, but I don't know who, but I don't know who, but I don't know who, but I don't know who, but I don't know who, but I don't know who, but I don't know who, but I don't know who, but I don't know who, but I don't know who, but I don't know who, tell me Tilo Ponce is not going to score.

I don't understand you.

I understand that it's cool, I'm going to leave my long hair, I'm going to leave my long hair and I'm going to win the striped team and fuck it. The Chile is the power of the mind, what is behind it. I have no problem with the Cavalas, apart if I had a problem. Do you have a Cabalas? No. If I think that depositing the success of a project or something that you are going to do in Cabalas, if you really don't prepare and you only depend on those things,

then yes, for me you are screwed. But if you use them so that suddenly your mind programs itself and says, hey dude, everything is aligned. And that's what he's looking for. For example, my good friend, the greatest goalkeeper who has come to Mexican football, Nahuel Guzman,

is a gentleman, just like Gonza.

What does he do? For example, he is one of those who is in a game

and the footballers have a friend called Jiricocho.

What is Jiricocho?

That they say Jiricocho, I shouldn't even say it because it's a topic for more than just footballers, but I don't give a shit. They're not footballers, but when they're going to pass the ball to their team or something, they say, turn around so the ball doesn't go in. So they spend it. They're stupid, but grabbing the grass when you go in, or going in with your right foot, nothing more. Not touching the cup. Another stupid thing that, I insist, in Mexico we're very prone to that. Copa. but that's later. The problem is touching her before the final. When they pass by her side and touch her.

That's when it's supposed to be very mystical not to touch her so you don't... get her. Or for example, that a girlfriend sees her with the wedding dress on before... Imagine how it is with girls, there can be one that does the drama and ruins her day because someone saw her dressed as a girlfriend.

What?

And from here to the back? You deposit your emotional stability in those bullshits. You're screwed. And that's what I'm going for. Sometimes, when the horsemen don't do their job, or they couldn he couldn't, they themselves lose the game. Now it's like Giovanni, imagine that he had done his will and that it would have gone well and that he would have married Belinda.

Imagine him singing for 6 million pesos in the morning. In fact, Giovanni was very good to Giovanni. He invested in some oil companies. And now he has a lot of money. Do you know who is the best in Giovanni's family? Jonathan. The boss.

I think the boss was the one who saved kept it and invested it. Because his dad was a faggot, yes sir, yes sir, but he knew he was good for the boat. He played in La Raza. Yes, he played, a faggot. I think so, Giovanni Deo Santos, for me, is bigger than Luis Hernandez in the World Cup.

Of course.

And very few will accept that fart. well I'm gonna go Like a contrast of Sunita's only love when the podium is gonna argue a He says it's pulsar is a super-family like a bala. I don't need a step. I don't Me that's a Giovanni doesn't see the Linda Kevin. Thank you. Linda. Do you remember Cabalas? You're a bit more a ticket in a recorrido grande con las cabras con varios cablas you It's a guy who must have a tremendous potential. I think they see that maybe he doesn't have much right now. He has a palace. But I think in the future he can give me what I'm looking for.

So that's what I think women see in someone like him. Look, man, the process I'm going through, like Esther Espósito with Mbappé. You say, hey, man, look at this. He's a guy who's working to be someone in the future. And I think he makes very valuable to girls like Esther Espósito. Because then they start to call them climbers, goalkeepers.

Laura! Laura!

Socials. No, no, no, no, don't get it wrong.

It's not like that.

Heiza González. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's incredible, bro. That they do this. That they trust guys that aren't. What Timothée Chalamet's girlfriend does, this Kardashian, the one who fell for the gender of that bitch, also, look at a guy, he's not yet.

Timothée is here, we are here. So, when you look for guys like you and me we fight

you are married he is a bastard and the problem is

how to look for someone I agree with you very much

now we go with

the the ties because always in the description. I don't know. In Barrer, you but the block in front of your house that is made shit and it's autumn. Stop thinking that they made you a witch.

A witch?

You're not that pretty, you're not that handsome and you still don't generate that envy that you have to generate. The ties are made to people that you and I must have suffered witchcraft by now. Do you think that some of the people that see us, that we have a very good public, that there's a guy that has thrown salt at us? Or that he has put a circle, a pentagram?

Of course, every day we have...

That's why I'm fat.

That's why...

I got inflamed.

One has to be eating well and exercise to counteract.

Yes, to get the muscle. If someone tied me up, untie me. I have them all tied up. Let everything come out.

It's deplorable.

I believe in that. I've been with my wife if God wants for almost 20 years now. I've been telling you this for 5 years and this is not to scare you.

I feel like I was bewitched. I've already told you a witchcraft that they did to me here and another one. One day I realized that I was in multimedia. I went out at night to work with Chavana. And two of the girls there who are no longer there,

they were in their car and they told me, Hey, where are you going? I live in Guadalupe. I told him, are you going to Guadalupe? He said, no, but I can let you go. me I'm in Churubusco for those who come here to Monterrey. There are some wineries, there is Ciudad Deportiva, Amanecillo has thrown there for Ciudad Deportiva. Hey bro, I didn't bring money. And I brought two muretones here where I think it was something they did to ...

Iron plate, they ...

Yes, they put two muretones here. I was completely, not naked, but I was short of money. I brought the easy Vanorte. They had taken out, I brought about 300, 500. They left me about 200 balls. And, very strange, since these guys wrap you in lime and certain things.

They put lime here, what is the nose, they put it here and here. I mean, yes. And I was upside down and I brought cilantro here and here. Like this. And I was upside down and I had cilantro in my bags. Cilantro and parsley. And a complete order of

tacos huichol. Complete. But it was already cold. I got scared.

That's very common.

They ask you for herbs. It was something like that. They ask you to buy herbs. That's very common. It was something like that. They ask you to clean yourself with... Yes. They ask you for mint, cilantro, as you mentioned,

parsley, fennel. They made me a fag in the middle. Cigar burns on my back. And where I got scared, I got home and started taking a shower. And we, who have overweight, between the...

Laura!

and the...

migraine, don't let me lie and the leg, we get a fold

that's right

it's a fold that you can open like this hey, I'm cutting my feet like this a piece of plastic, that said Durex

so I was going to the bathroom

no, it's a witchcraft, it's terrible dude, man I mean, I was going to the store. It's a terrible witchcraft. But someone disconnected you.

Someone found you. Whenever you think those are witchcraft, check your pockets. I got a mariachi gamma 1000 card.

And on the other one, Guateque.

Guateque. And it was marked that I already had 5 visits. Bar El Nuevo Aguacate.

I was going to the store. Get yourself out of the store. that was like, marked that it already had 5 visits. Bar El Nuevo Aguacate. Hola!

Get out of there!

Rancho Loco.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I would be very hot but I don't like the smell of a... No matter how pretty a woman is, we all have bad smells.

The PH...

Many years ago, before I got married, there was a girl I was in a relationship with. I was in college, my wife wasn't with me. Bro, the PH, maybe with all due respect. I was like, I was like, kissy kissy, where do I go? At the height of the navel, man. Imagine that you get inked, with your hands like this,

and a mare gets you a big piece of the leg, like this. That's how I felt the mare's kick, that they gave me, just like that. It was like, like when an inflatable and it's just water and it stays in the sun and you inflate it again. That smell of water stored.

Yes.

Oh, your fucking mother, man. Oh, man, what a capacity, brother, to evoke a disgusting thought. Soap, man, soap and Ajax.

Look, bro, but let's see if I can convey to you. There are the resources of the people in terms of ties. But then the rich also have their...

What are the resources of the people of wool? I invite you to a temazcalito together or have a shaman. Have a spiritual guide that also...

There are a lot of vehicles, man.

You pay him to take your wife away from you.

Or to tell you... Pure lies. Wild, pure lies. Oh para que te diga puras mentiras que la neta fuera de pedos es nomas te va a quitar dinero guia espiritual pero hay gente como

tambien en estas ondas que empezaron con las biodecodificaciones el reiki, la numerologia el que te metan a un como un igloo a sudar ese es el temazcal carnal

y tambien lo pueden llevar toad, to the DMT. We've already talked about ayahuasca here. There's the hippie wave. And then there are the girls. The thing is that they are the classic girls, dude. The ones that go deep in these practices that tell you later,

Oh, you did gaslighting to me. Or you're mansplaining me. I'm going to American gas lighting is when you make a girl see that she didn't shit when she was really right, like, I know how to manipulate it, it can be, it can be, but fucking term, he's making me leching brothers, he's making me an adrian marcelin, what are these bullshit, a chiquit one. The mansplaining is when a man explains to a woman how to do things. Now imagine where the general elects are training the fucking line operators.

You have to do it like this, you asshole. You're mansplaining me. You're going to hell. You have to put the cement in the focus. nice place. is Morfo Marquez. Morfo was the one who pulled with Mancini. What was Morfo's?

To keep on living?

I don't know.

I don't remember how to say it. You know what's the worst? In this pyrotechnics thing. This thing about superstition. It's when you start to... When you start to put words in English.

It's a past. It's a past. It's a past. When you start using English words... if you bring aluminum because it cuts the communication but I swear I take it away bro and if the extraterrestrials see what they bring in their heads they go to the shit of this

stop what the fuck is this being done and why is gasoline with ether?

why is there gasoline with ether and why is there a ...

Laura!

Juando guess who?

in your mind

if you want to see a good movie of aliens tell me, the chili is good tell me, tell me, tell me foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign

foreign foreign foreign the a He was so pissed off. I told him, did you see the Twilight at dawn? No.

Robert Rodriguez.

It's the same, man.

Salma Hayek in her maximum splendor. And leave the Sinners, the Academy of Oscars, that's why they go down. Nobody is watching them anymore. Because they have been doing this shit for decades, I would say, of doing well with minorities, man. Well, in this case, the racial issue has been a minority,

but that movie is for complex people. Social messages.

Fucking social messages. Hey, nothing goes to the movies, nothing happens. Some vampires dancing. Drink it down, man. Drink it down and braid my hair with the hair of the eggs.

It's superstitions.

The witchcraft. The witchcraft. You went with radar al mercado juarez los grandes brujos son grandes manipuladores molson mentes que manejan arquetipos en su al nivel de un si no no no no en serio estos tipos tiene una inteligencia de calle así como tú puede ser comedia que te hace ganar lo que No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no merit away lose we saw tolos los niño niñas estos cabrones que hacen esta mamada normalmente es un género muy de transgénero el de leer la manos por

ejemplo leer las cartas y si pues si te prestas a ese tema es una herramienta como el tarot el tarot nada es más que una herramienta de lenguaje no te tienes que creer lo que te está diciendo pero te facilita pensamientos te hace buscar You don't have to believe what they're saying, but it makes your thoughts easier. It makes you look for or decide something you already had. It's just about seeing the positive. I'm not slandering those who do this.

Of course not.

But when you go through life with these tools and nothing else than them, and just relying on luck, I need to win the lottery. How do I know what the formula for success is,

but not to get it on a pill?

If I put a frog in it and it bites the machine, it's going to be fine. Or the lucky cat, if it's not there, it's not going to be fine. No, it's not going to be fine because the meat you put in your tacos is horse meat. Of course, horse marrow. Exactly, and nothing happens. Now, another thing, this has been around for a long time, because I read in TV novels, the last one, that Haitians, and...

Yoruba. Yoruba, Africans, I don't want to get in there because I don't want my eye to get swollen right now, but once they did a clean-up for me, I thought I felt good because they killed a hen and then I put it in a boil I swear I put it in a boil and then a fucking chicken came out of the casserole and I said that the complete ritual was to eat

that was the ritual, everything is was eating. That was the ritual. It was a ritual. He killed the chicken, added onion, cilantro, and little hearts. I ate really good.

They wanted to take me to a ritual. I arrive, I park, Plaza Almenares.

It was that ritual.

What do I put on your head?

It's not what I need.

Pacote calls him every now and then, he has all the multimedia logos.

You know why?

I have a narcissistic problem, and in this space, it's exacerbated. I've said a lot of words today that are...

very consistent.

Exactly.

But I'm going to talk about why I think it's weird. very consistent. for society. months looking for the signal of what I have to do. And it's not bad. You have to do the signal.

But you have to get into it, bro.

The disconnected ones are not that cool. I had already said it in a previous video. For me, on the side of money, Adrian, that we have struggled with, it hurts because I have several friends where you are like,

they are two of guts, what did you ask for?

You open your wallet

and you bring a traffic card from a car that you already crashed you bring a I'm talking about the 2090s

a email address and you bring two thousand and ninety a a man's directory that is so they all came pointed and bring 200 pesos you pay and I made your comrade the one of the talisman of the street takes a treble out of his wallet and a dollar in triangle metamorphosis this of the lights and does not bring a fucking weight to occupy and the only thing that brings a cup of Calvin and Odie.

And I'm like, man, you have two of those to make money, and you don't have any money? And the yellow underwear. Yeah. To bring abundance. A red bracelet so that the tie... No, but that's not why you have it. Yes, there are also those who think that money will come reading

rich father, poor father. Or that they took a course in euro sales. All those who sell courses are fooling fools. There is no advice or size. Money is earned when you identify what you do well. What do you contribute? What are you useful for?

How do you contribute a different value to the equation? ¿Qué es lo que tú haces bien? ¿Qué aportas? ¿En qué eres útil? ¿Cómo aportas un valor diferente a la ecuación?

¿Para qué te...? El dinero no se gana leyendo un libro de cómo se hace el dinero. Leyendo a Carlos Muñoz. Eso te va a enseñar estructura financiera, bla, bla, bla. O sea, no se... If yours is not real estate development, Guzmarcos can call you a saint and a sign, but yours is probably juggling.

Sure.

You know what, man?

Circus Oleg.

A great coordination for juggling.

Go for it.

Sure.

So there's no advice or size. The courses are just saints and signs, and the big ones do work, of course. How would I learn to monetize? With the bandit demon monetization course.

Of course! Filling the Alan's conferences. What's it called?

Expo Media.

May 24th. May 24th, Expo Media. That's right. I'm going to give a conference about how to sell bolis. That, content accompanies, nourishes, complements.

But the core comes from what a fucking skill you have. Not to put the 10 peso shoe bill and the picture of San Charbel in your wallet. Or the scapular. I look at the sky and I die well.

This promises me that I'm going to die pretty, compadre. Compadre, if a fucking steel sheet falls on your head. escapulario no ir al cielo si me muero bien es que esto me promete que me voy a morir bonito

compadre si se te cae una pinche hoja de acero en la cabeza

vas a morir bonito pero sigue le comiendo asi wey y vas a morir mutilado

ehh si si no oye como dices tu el billete sirve para? y la moneda? un bandido me enseño una frase increible que fue you know The great advice that my grandma gave me was put a Siberian taco on your dick and you'll see how it slides. And I was like, fuck, no, Freckles,

money, the bill is made of paper so it can fly and the coin is round so it can roll.

What a good phrase.

If you take it off, you're like, fuck, imagine a guy listening to this that's a good one. If you turn it off it's like imagine a dude listening to this from the fucking shitty Huawei that he has in the truck and he's super fat

and all drunk

or he's fine. There's a phrase that I liked from Migreña that he told me from downtown to neutral and with 20 de la verde that's what he told me, I didn't know how it was from downtown to neutral and you get to China de bajada en neutral y con 20 de la verde así me dijo no sabía cómo se va de bajada neutral como llegas hasta china la frase más cabrón de migraña parte de

esa boli es vengo bajando leones no tardó no tardó

esa es una gran frase de mira ya vengo bajando leones aguanten me tantito la

mejor frase de mi granja es acabamos de terminar los hermanos de leche a las I'm coming down like a lion, hold on a little bit. The best phrase of my life is, we just finished the milk brothers at 5 in the afternoon, at 9, I got home.

Bandit told me a great lesson, he told me, not that you were the dog courage to masturbate looking at you.

Oh my God.

The cowardly dog courage, today we have talked a lot about that. David Cantu told dijo una gran frase. Tres dos tottenham. Se murió Wilfrido Vargas. Willie Colon. David me dijo una gran frase que me dijo tengo las dos llantas del spark de sebas.

Y después te termina recomendando la obra de Michael Jackson en Nueva York. No la de London. the spark Is

Me principio de rian si siempre cuidas ese de 500 porque no se te ferré nunca vas a generar otro de 500 yo no prendí con mi jefe cuando lo gastas no es gastado pendejo cuando lo gastas y yo solo me en mi ejemplo de yo estado y te lo digo también con mis amigos conviviendo y dicen es que mal mal gastas tu dinero con tus amigos o con gente que a lo mejor yo una gente las personas que me you spend your money with your friends or with people who maybe... I... people who give me a service for my benefit, they deserve all my money. My wife takes care of my daughters, my daughters...

they are my daughters, that's it. Sometimes there are people who suddenly say something nice to your ear, or they say, serve the other another glass of wine. That... It has no price. It has no price. I'm going to pack up and go. I have a number left.

Of course, a roulette number so that you are already sitting here.

That number is worth nothing.

Acceptance and credit. Buy expensive, sell expensive. That's a great advice I give you. Buy expensive, sell expensive. Years ago, and I still didn't know how to do it, I didn't return a change to a waiter.

They know that... In fact, I even look at them wrong when they say, How much... I say, what do you mean change? What are you talking about? do you mean I'm changing? And you round it up

because if you look at how much it costs, you're going to convert it and in the end you're going to work for hours and it doesn't come out. You say, no, this has to come out

by obligation. You look at how much it costs, salir por obligación. Te fijas en cuánto cuesta algo que vas a adquirir que te va a generar más, pero lo que es para placer, para que tú estés bien y sigas siendo la máquina que genera dinero, el núcleo de todo, tú tienes que no fijarte en cuánto cuestan lo que a ti te dan lujos. Cada quien tiene lo suyo. ¿Sabes qué, Bandido? No es catima en libros que son exclusivos. migraña in toys is not a scatima.

You don't even know.

No, I don't scatima in many things. There are wounds, war wounds. Many wounds. If they tell me, I get fucked by fat bearded men, I start to release endorphins.

Or when they say, that no one comes in, that the Lord gets angry. Migraña gave me a wonderful phrase. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I mean, I'm not going to say that his girlfriend leveled him up. But there was a phrase that he said to me. The bag of red sauce, when you don't have red sauce anymore, put it in your dick. Without washing it.

It's a great phrase that Bandido told me. And it was, in the cumiana de Cumbres they treat you better. And if the great bandido diamantes taught me anything, in La Torrada they take you out from behind. And I will always be grateful to him.

There's a phrase that Roman told me.

Just water.

Just water just water no

Many whole water you know clown que hago es con eso

I mean a grammy granny means you know

loss even back in total I'm going to say it again. I'm going to say it again. I'm going to say it again. I'm going to say it again. I'm going to say it again. I'm going to say it again. I'm going to say it again. of no no no porque le rezo a la virgencita o se puso un calzón amarillo o de pronto leyó un estado de facebook de estas son las tres virtudes que tienes en el mes. Si es como el wey que de facebook

que no es como el que sea millonario que vio en facebook ya ya ya me vi en el 2026 y lo está casado con chingo dinero y con hijos y el vato lo vato jalando ahí el venido. O esta banda que le gusta mucho el He was married, with a lot of money and kids. And he was just pulling it. This band that really likes the power of visualization. Did you see the documentary about the secret? I don't know what the fuck.

The vision boards.

The vision boards. Yeah, no.

See, you're speaking English again.

Decretar, bro. They bring all this from there.

It's New Era, bro.

What?

They really bring it from there. It's New Era. They really bring it from there. Now I'm going to talk about you. You are an expert in poker. I've seen you play poker for entertainment, obviously competitions, because I played with you in the Cesar. And you told me, don't be afraid of it. And you've lost, I've seen you lose, you've lost up to $1,000.

Chinese. That's $20,000. Or $17,000.

No, tournaments...

But you told me something. That the adrenaline, the adrenaline you're going to lose, feels cooler

than the adrenaline you're going to win.

But when you win...

It's just that in poker,

when you play tournaments, What's wrong with poker? Poker, when you play tournaments, if you see the prize that can be won in the first place, it's really awesome. Because if you're alive, you see the first place and you say, imagine winning that. So, being alive gives you a kind of energy of,

I'm still here in the contest and I have two cards, just like the one in front facing. You have a chance. The thing is, it's really getting to me with ludopathy. Not that there aren't any professionals, but there's a lot of people who like it. I have friends, even the banks, who say, even talk to you in the future,

that they're going to win the tournament.

Did you write to yourself? No. No, no, no. Everything's Everything will happen because everything is written. And if I see it in my mind, it's because it's going to happen. And besides, there are some very good ones who prepare and add that to it. And well, that's where they start. Because I do believe

that for things to happen, first you have to see them. Do you agree? No one who wins a poker tournament, tournament poker no se vio ganando lo sino entonces como la fortuna si todos y todos en la mesa se ven ganando y eso es lo que convierte que los torneos de poker las alas tengan una volviendo a las vibras que se pueda llegar a

percibir una vibra muy cabrón porque es una sala llena de perdedores si nada más gana uno es cierto todos los pasillos de mamás te voy casi no yo le If you win one, all the hallways of the casino... I tell my partners that if you play here for 5 days, you suddenly feel like going home. Because you are living with pure losers. You are one of them. Everyone is releasing cortisol, going through a hall. Imagine the kind of steam that comes out of that. So, yeah, poker is a sport because of the strategy, but it's also about gambling.

The desire to get the card that's in the deck out.

Yeah, Maverick.

You have to measure the eggs. It has a lot of components, but there's a lot of this. The little band that you use. For example, he puts totems on the cards.

What's totem?

The guy, the...

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

The Inception thing, where they put a Bulbasaur on top. I have a friend, Sergio Barrios, who plays with a Bulbasaur. He likes Pokémon. Rat is a bitch, but he doesn't think his game depends on the Bulbasaur. But there are bands that if they don't play with the card that their father gave them, they don't feel that things are going to happen. And that's where the shit happens.

It's because you didn't study the court.

Your boss also went to fail today. Imagine that things happened, bro. Because the Cabal is fulfilled. I mean, I put on the yellow under pants so that Pittsburgh wins this Super Bowl. You put them on and suddenly the fucking Rock Lee Berger is 10 years younger or what? For a guy from Guadalupe?

Well, yes.

I mean, a guy who put on the same sports jacket to the classic Reggio, the shirt is striped iconic because if not, the matrix will be de-configured, the cosmos. Who hasn't been putting things of Kavas that have been scratched and scared? No, well, the dead chicken, that one so...

You think, Eugenio?

They already made it real, dude.

That they say there's a dead chicken in the stadium. There are more dead things down there than a chicken, dude. There are animals of the shepherd, fossils and shit. And we worry about a chicken. It's like they put a KFC, a chicken coop there. There's a dead chicken there too. Yes, of course. But I'll tell you something, in front of a Ketoki from the stadium.

I'm going to tell you something that I, now that I went to Puerto Vallarta with you, in a matter of superstition. I played, without wanting to play. in question It's not a matter of luck. Obviously, I wouldn't have taken it higher, but...

I tell you.

In poker, it's harder to predict a bad guy. A guy who's just starting. It's not like chess, where you take advantage of... Here, there's a component of variance. Variance is luck in poker. You don't decide which card you're going to follow.

You have to make the right decision so that in the long run you become an EV player. So that you have a profit, that you are profitable, as they say. The most difficult thing about poker is when they make those coolers,

those badminton... There are a lot those coolers, those bad bits. All the wets are there, a lot of coolers. Take it stoically. It helps you a lot to practice life. What you can't control, it doesn't bother me. You are governed by what you can't control.

What the hell are you saying? And that's not just in poker. Transfer it to life. The poker and the farts. People take their f to the poker. The guy that because he got the ace at the end, he hits the table and he makes a mess of the dealer. They say to him, you're an asshole.

That's taking your problems to the clothesline. And the problem is the opposite of everything. You see it in tennis. Playing for example, the guy who steals a ball. That was good, clearly. He's taking his values to the tennis court. And that's why football players transmit so many things to us.

Because they take their personality to the football court. And they are irrevocably an extension of their personality. Messi is not calm, man. Messi is the one that says, Hey, what are you looking at, man? Of course, he governs himself because he is an educated guy.

But the guy is a...

The bug...

All those bastards, that's why they catch so much. There's a phrase that Migraña told me, what does it say?

No, man.

When you see that... When you see that things are going wrong, grab the sink and look in the mirror while you suck your ass. me the great daniel migraña told me a phrase so bastard I bring so bad luck that I don't dump the sugar on a bunuelo of a bergas I bring so bad is green I don't dump the sugar on a bunuelo of a bergas or the one that said how much you can look at that you don't close the tap? Chupale que se aguada.

It was a phrase that Bandido left me marked. Always with that viscera that characterizes him. Bandido left me another one. It's your dog, you bathe it.

No, man.

No. Wait, I'm going to show you a little bit.

The great Migraña taught me what a pokeball is.

It told me, smell it. I almost fainted.

Or how do you say it?

Oh, thank you very much.

Oh, he had a migraine, put it on.

The lion's one just came down.

I want to go in before box before we start. You were in the box.

You were in the box.

We will continue to sell mole with sugar. This is a cake that is...

No, just for... Just enjoy it. 44 years my dear Adrián. 44 years, bro. You know we adore you. This project wouldn't exist without you, Dane. Without everyone.

No, no, no. What happened de pedos. No pasa nada con decirlo.

¿Qué pasó con los pisteles de hace 20 años? ¿Qué es esto? ¿Te acuerdas que era mermelada en medio? Y betún. Ahorita, frutos rojos.

No, no, no. Es de Kuchen. Es de la... Gran pastelería Kuchen. Listen, I don't want any controversy here, but it is a great pastry shop of high quality, brother. And I also want you to stay in touch so you can do this with your friends. I already took you to the deposit, put a zoom, don't be bad. 50,000 pesos as a gift, birthday transfers, dad.

Do that to your friends, don't give them shit. Flowers, those stupid things, no.

Adrián, I wouldn't do that. 50,000 pesos. Flowers, those stupid things. Adriana, don't look at that. Your party is also a gift. If someone has something...

Oh, don't be stupid.

It's the other way around.

Let me see.

No, no, hold it.

Don't look at the deposit,

because my wife is going to take it away.

Ana. I'm coming. I wouldn't have deposited it, because my wife just took it away. Ana...

I'm coming, I'm coming...

We're going to play bowling, right here.

We're going to play bowling.

We all have fun and pleasure, happy... Where are you singing?

More.

For more. He's not working. It's not working. It's not working.

It's not working.

Who blew out the candles?

Who blew out the candles?

The girl is wet.

No, the candle got wet.

Did someone blew it out?

I don't know.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you,

all the flowers are now blooming. Under the Christmas tree.

I want to tell you that I love you a lot, brother. I love you a lot. I'm going to drink some more.

I don't want more.

I love you. I miss all the sorry, brother. I'm sorry, brother.

I'm sorry, brother.

I'm sorry, brother. I'm sorry, brother. I'm sorry, brother. I'm sorry, brother. check out 44 years old bro. I jumped 40 years old, I have this knee. But I have some cool changes for the mole. I'm going to change my name to Anuar in 2017. I'm going to change my name to Anuar or Anuar.

And I'm going to start doing fitness. I want to be seen without a shirt and with my neck hanging down. But I want my little squares to stand out. We're going to keep making people laugh. The world cup is coming. I want to be able to get my little squares marked. No, bro, you... No, we're going to keep making people laugh. The World Cup is coming, so we can go to the albergues.

I would like to, in the not too far future, maybe this year or the next, start filming with you again, in terms of touring, being weird. I don't know, I don't know if you like Chiapas, I miss Tepic. The fifth of Montemoreros. The fifth of Montemoreros is not going to be alone. Right now I'm standing on two trees.

I'm missing three more. But no, I want to go to Tuxpan. To all of you, to Campeche. To Oaxaca. To Guasave. The tour of...

The tour of we don't know what's going to happen with our lives while we're doing this. And another thing, I want to tell people that I love you all, thank you for all the good things. If I'm in a bad mood on the street, you know that I don't want people to take pictures with me.

So, I mean...

Hahaha!

Have a good time. People don't see that sometimes you're with loved ones. Loved beings. They don't like to be observed. seres queridos que no les gusta ser observadas siempre protejamos la labor de proteger siempre a este señor haga todo me gusta un chorro cuando quiere la gente pasarse el anse y siempre ponen eso fue antes de que estuviera casa todos

es la secta de mole de el con el convenio de cuidarte siempre gracias y les agradezco todos a toda la gente algo se está quemando no yo pasa la chingón y gracias a todos los quiero mucho gracias por el pastel feliz cumpleaños carnal te queremos mucho este este ya yo ahorita estoy ojalá que no pero casi en estado de putrefacción a estas horas todavía estoy agarrando la fiesta tu fiesta es ayer no fue ayer todavía sigue ahorita son las 11 de la mañana I'm still getting to the party. Your party is yesterday, right? Yesterday, it's still going on.

Your party is going to be yesterday. Right now it's 11 in the morning. I think I'm leaving Rome right now. Or I'm leaving. When Mole says to people, it's like when he takes the ball

from the net.

That doesn't happen. There are parties where I leave at 8am and my party is at 2pm.

A lot of people take their ball.

Yes, that's true. Their ball.

Their ball. They take a lot of balls.

Thank you, thank you. 44 years old. And look, the 40s are the 20s. The advice of the great Daniel Vigrania always follows.

Ponyta.

Ponyta and go to sleep. of the great Daniel migrania puñetita y a dormir y a dormir no hay nada que una de vladimir no aplique

viernes hay una frase que me decía antes de que te muera que te la chope como la vela día 2 pero bueno vamos sean excelente día no sean supersticiosos sean supersticiosos sean buenos nada más en But well, we're going! Have an excellent day, have a good night. Don't be superstitious. Be good, just be good people and that's it.

A kiss from Brenda Bessares. I'm a pilot A whore of girls has made me suffer I've broken her ass too much I've been inside half-towns Of course, before I was married Of course, before I was married

Today is the night, let's go to the night