DAY 511

Okay, never mind.He's not cheating.Oh my god.Why is this guy good?I can't tell if he's good or bad.He's about to ace with Zofia LMG.

I haven't used this guy in five years.I'm not even kidding.I can't tell if this guy - SHIZA.Bro, you blue balled all of us.Well, I'm Darth Maul, so technically you red balled me, but it's okay.Listen, bro.

Chat, not a bad clip from the kid.Not a bad clip.Yo, first clip of the day, I'm gonna go six out of ten.You did ruin it by not getting the ace.Alright, next game of the day, remember chat, these are Darth Clips, lock in.Is your shaft red?

DNA, in other words, do not answer.Close right!Close right!Correct.What?!Why is there a donut on your gun?

Mijo, beta, why is there a donut on your gun?Oh, also, YouTube, if you're watching this on YouTube, We're gonna get some YouTube moderation going and we're gonna start cracking down on the YouTube comment section I don't run into malls and randomly assault citizens.Cut it out!Third clip of the day coming in from TG - FORTNITE!I haven't been sent a Fortnite clip in literally three years Wait, is that Jinu's song?That's Jinu's song.

Chat, that is Jinu's song.Bad day.Horrible day.They're turning Fortnite into Call of Duty.What is this?What is that?

wait, wait, he just fisted him in the eye.He just fisted him in the eye Look, he just fisted him in the eye.Oh Speaking of fortnight chat.I also want to say I saw tip Okay, I saw typical gamer got a fortnight icon skin.Holy deserve, bro That guy's been posting for tonight every day for years.Holy deserve.

Let's get some W's in the chat for typical gamer, man Let's get some W's in the chat for typical gamer.Holy deserve, bro.I'm not gonna lie.I'm not gonna lie Typical gamers should have got a should have got an icon skin way earlier way earlier, bro For real way way way way way earlier man chat Also, I might do a fortnight stream soon with Lowe's because our plan is to play evil fortnight We're gonna play evil fortnight as you guys know those portals is fortnight copy is evil something happened in the downloading process Watch those portals evil for that on tiktok.We don't talk about next day.Next day.

All right.I'm already seeing a problem Why are you using the all on Kade?the tcsg is one of the best guns in the game right wait never mind daddy do whatever you want with this darth bussy i disagree with the c4 i disagree good 6hp what are you doing a 2v2 scenarioWhat are you doing in 2v2 scenario?He recreated it.He recreated the stomping shot.

He recreated the stomping shot.That's a rare one.Chat, if you know, you know.If you know, you know.Why are you shooting a reinforced wall?All of the aura you just gathered went directly out the window, man.

All of the aura you just gathered went right out of the window.3 .7 out of 10.Brother, brother, I would have gave you a 7 out of 10, but you shot a reinforced wall.What are you, an idiot?Why would you shoot a reinforced wall, man?Take a bow.

But yes, chat, if you're wondering, the tip of my shaft...Okay, my shaft is red, and the tip of my shaft is burgundy red, because I'm Darth Maul.Miho, Miho.First off, you're a lucky sack of crap.This is the best black -eyed skin in the game.Actually, no, pink.

But, the fact that you got it on the SMG -12, you're lucky, bro.Can we get proof?Chat, I'm not pulling out my Darth Gae right now.Oh my god, we have to do comedy night.I completely forgot.After clips, we have to do comedy night.

How could I forget?G'day!Build Celsius!Wait, why did you?Why did you?Wait, wait, wait.

Yo, yo, yo.Are you a sociopath?Why did you TK?Why?Chad, we're gonna get on Battlefront.Don't you worry.

Horrible rain.Horrible rain.Just leak the tip.Yo, Chad, I'm not gonna show you the tip of my wiener.Stop asking.This is making me uncomfortable.

Come on.Guys, we need to do...Guys, guys, guys, listen.Guys, listen.We need to do clips.Why would you use a suppressor on a DMR?

We need to do clips, comedy night, Omago, Battlefront 2, League of Legends.Cinema stream.Cinema stream.And then chat, I need to take a Darth dump in the toilet.Some of the worst aim I've ever seen in my life.Listen to me, brother.

Some of the worst aim I've ever seen in my life.You're a call of duty player that migrated to rainbow and I can tell because you don't aim in until you see somebody you should Already be aiming in you do this thing that every COD player does where you sprint shoot sprint shoot brother Just aim the entire time.This is why COD players suck at every game besides COD.Wallahi.I'm not kidding Some of the worst aim I've ever seen Ryu Ryu listen to me man.It's a bad clip, bro Take the suppressor off of the DMR and start aiming higher, okay?

Remember, as I've always said, Rainbow Six Siege is a one -shot, headshot game.There's no reason why you should be aiming at pelvis level.Trev with the five gifted.Trev, put the Jaeger Black Ice in my ass.W Trev in the chat.Trev, appreciate you.

Next gibber -da, next gibber -da, next gibber -da, next gibber -da day coming in from Distraction.Distraction, let's check it out.Okay, 1v4 scenario with Kapkan.This wins your team the match.Why are they not planting?Zorio, Pine, hang it up!

Up the stairs!Wait, so chat, why would none of them plan?Why would they all just run upstairs?Why would literally none of them plan?Who's the alien bottom left real creative, bro?Yeah, that's a copper lobby fo' shizzle jinx II use me as a boy toy high fives ban Carter ban him now Carter I'm not gonna use you as a boy toy.

Hey, you know what?I just realized do you know what?I just realized though chat because we streamed late tonight Guess who's not gonna be here?Boggles.And bro, that's a W in my books.Bro, if Boggles isn't gonna be here, that's a W in my books, man.

What do you mean, sad?Don't type the Spongebob crying emote.Boggles can kick rocks.Next game of the day.Wait, that's, this might be a high rank because this is actually an advanced spawn peak.Understanding the glass technique is really important.

If you know, you know.On the wall, on the wall.Why are there three goo mines in your pocket?Are you inting?Go to the end.INT!

IT'S YOUR ABILITY!Oh my god, he's overheating.What is the point of going lesion if you're not gonna use your lesion mines?Why?That's a new one.Listen up, buddy.

I don't care that you got four kills, because there's no reason why you shouldn't put down your goo mines in a 45 second prep phase.Do you understand?And that's a bronze lobby.That is a bronze lobby, bro.Rock Lee aura.Why is Rock Lee sipping Hennessy?

That never happened.Chat, Rock Lee never sipped fucking Hennessy.Nope, that literally never happened, chat.Nope.Did you just say the joke wrong?Where did Darth Maul get his sneakers, Darth Vader?

Is this guy deadass?Is this guy deadass?All right.1v3 scenario, your teammates are voting to surrender.So you have four cowards on your team, sir.Yes, use your ash charge to burn the arena.

Nice.Listen, if your teammates are pinging that, you can play it for free.Looks like your teammates are brain dead and they pinged nothing.All right.Or should I say, Mazara.Chat, I'm going to be honest, bro.

The new variants with Darth Maul is actually kind of fun.I'm not even going to hold you, bro.Next giveaway coming in from Brendan.Chat, it's another rare variant.Okay.All right.

This angle is tighter than my Darth anus.I like what I'm seeing right now.Razor shell out.Chat, this technique is what we call the glory hole strategy.This could work.I'm not even going to lie to you.

This is definitely a champion lobby.You can tell by the aim and the awareness.Also, the glory hole technique was very smart.This is the first champion of the day, I guarantee it.This guy's champ.He's on a 3k.

Catch him?What the f*** is that gonna do?Not a C4, man.Wow.Hey, bro.Brendan, I'm gonna give you best clip of the day so far.

Oh my god, it was champ.Brendan, best clip of the day so far.Like, actually a good clip, man.For realsies.Seriously, actually a good clip, man.Jinxy, put me in your Darth Maul.

Carter, get out of the stream.Carter, get out of the stream.Carter, get out of the stream.I have sweat and paint seeping into my eyes.I'm not gonna read your BS.Carter, get it out.

Some of the worst aim I've ever seen.I wanna notice everything in this clip.Your teammate left to go get Totino's Pizza Rolls, and it's 3 -0.What are you clipping, bro?A disaster?Why are we smoking that?

He hasn't repelled it in yet.Why would we smoke off something where he hasn't even repelled it in?Are you guy - This is not League of Legends.Why are you guys calling out with team chat?You're calling out with team chat.Does he look even uglier?

Mods, uh, execute order 66 on that chatter.Thank you.Mods, execute order 66.Thank you, mods.Wait operator standing these guys are talking through team chat.I'm

officially seen it all.No!This guy champ, this guy champ.Ended the clip in a 1v1 scenario.Which means what, chat?He choked the 1v1.

So you just sent in a clip of you, of you killing three people by baiting, and then choking a 1v1.Miho, Miho.That's alright, chat.That's the last variant I have tonight.I can't even think of another variant.I actually can't.

There we go.Now I'm done.1v3 scenario.What do you got?Jinx -y charm.Okay, okay.

Run through the wall.Okay, they planted.One guy is above you.One guy is close right of the breach.You have to kill the guy above, then kill the guy in the breach.This guy's actually a beast.

He's actually that aware.You have to defuse, get him to swing, then...Come on.Best clip of the day.Best clip of the day.Oh my god.

You're actually a god, bro.That was disgusting.The only way you win that is by pre -firing there.I'm not even kidding.Wow.Oh my god.

Best clip of the day.So, somebody in the chat named Zink just typed, my proudest tug.You are masturbating to me cosplaying as a Sith Lord.Yo bro, you need help.You need help.What do you mean your proudest tug?

What the hell does that?Why are people retweeting it?Okay, you just ruined the clip.Bro, I can see all chat.Wow.Freestyle question mark.

Yeah.So wait a minute.Wait a minute.You're a lot.He's allowing you to freestyle This better be good.This better be good man. I'm not gonna lie.

I have a dark boner.I'm not even kidding I have a dark boner.That was actually clean bro, bro, bro.That was clean.I'm just gonna keep it in a buck That was clean.What do you mean man, bro?

That's so hard to do.Okay, this guy's gonna be champ Let me explain why he has black gloves on ash black attachment skin and he has the matching face set This guy's gonna be champ, I guarantee it.You can just tell off the kit.Now here's the guy who knows ball.Jump in, look right.Jump in, look right.

Left.Okay, he's not champ, I can tell.RIGHT!What is Solus doing?Aim, land it.Three beat.

Land it.Land it.Why the fuck are you clipping that?Land it.Land it.Why are you clipping that, man?

Great profile picture, though, I'm not gonna lie.Logan, thank you for the prime.God, I love Los.Logan, thank you for the prime.Mark, thank you for the prime.It's you.

That's not me, bro.That's fucking Los Polos, man.Tis I'm next coming into the day.That guy looks better than Jinxy.You think Los Polos edited into a...Los Polos edited into a chubby hamster.

is better looking than me.Okay, I'm not gonna lie, you might actually be right right now.Chat, here's the thing, bro.Chat, if I was to leave the house right now, what do you guys actually think would be happening?What do you think would happen right now, chat?Good aim.

Wait, okay.You absolute idiot.The guy that you killed had the defuser.There's another guy directly behind him.What are you looking at?Mara.

Darth Mara.Everyone involved in this clip needs to get banned.Yo, what is happening?That clip was trash!All right, Chad, W -clip session.Now, it's only right if we get on comedy tonight.

It's only right if we bring the darth maul cosplay Back to the place where it all started.It's only right y 'all.It's only right to bring the darth maul cosplay back to its original Locations, bro.It's original stomping grounds, man.Take a bow.You're on the hottest ticket now chat I'm gonna get on an auto mogul.

Don't worry guys.I guys We're gonna guys we're gonna get on them up.Don't you worry chat?Don't you frickin worry your Darth dick got leaked?All right battlefront now chad guys.Don't worry.

We're gonna get on battlefront chat We're gonna be on a lot of games tonight.Okay, let's do this.Okay, let's do this guys W clip session man appreciate everybody to 1010 the clip if you got it reacted to good shit If you didn't that is unlucky man.All right, also chat I need to play one game of chess today because I'm one win away from 500 Guys, this is a late night stream.We never start this late, y 'all.All right, guys.

I'll be ready.Greetings.Greetings.earthlings, greetings.Darth Maul get his sneakers.Darth Vader!

That's the wrong joke.Yo, Darth Maul, what's on your nose?It's kind of something on your nose.Anyways, my Darth nostrils.Okay, it's like there's something on your nose.Anyways, why did Darth Maul forget the script?

Why?Because he was reading the LARPing paper.Why did Darth Vader go to the mall?Because he went to the Darth Maul.Yeah, it's wrong.You said it wrong tarik.

No, it's right.No, it's fucking wrong Yo, can you hear me?Yo, bro?It sounds like you're fucking what happened to your mic?Yo, what's up, bro?My ears, okay Okay, jonko.

First of all big fan.Can you stand up for me though stand up right now?Yeah, bro I want to this is part of the joke.Okay, i'm standing up First of all, can you flex bro?I know you have the whole fit on but So you see that right there, you flexing?Yo, what's up, Dream Team?

Can you hear me, bro?Yo, Ice, Ice Loza, if you're in the crowd, wait till you're in the stage.Yo, yo, yo, bro, can you hear me, bro?Puff, what is up, man?How you doing, Puff?Yo, yo, yo, bro, can you hear me?

It's my microphone.Yes, yep, yes, yes.Okay, bro, I'm a big fan, bro.I'm finally here, bro.Welcome to the comedy night, man.Can I ask you a question, bro?

Yes, bro.What's up, man?Do you - do you support the LGBT community, bro?Yes, bro.Yup.Bro, WChinkz in the chat.

Yes.Bro, what is your joke, Puff?Puff, what is your joke?Okay, okay, okay.Where did Darth Maul get his shoes from?This motherfucker.

Yo, bro.It's Darth Vader!And it's the Darth Maul!This motherfucker.Yo.George yo, what is up, man?

Or wait?Yoros?Yoros?Nah, you're close.You're close.Yoros.

Yoros.Yoros.Yoros.Greece, uh, Greek name.Greek name.Now, before I say my joke, can I say something first?

Okay.Yes.What is up, baby?Man, I just want to say that, uh, really, I really enjoy your streams, bro.Even now, it's almost 5 a .m.

here in Greece, and I stay up watching you.Thank you, bro.A -W, man.Now, about my joke.I don't know if you remember last week, but...I told you, I told you my joke was that you were the worst Iron in League of Legends.

But now, I just want to congratulate you that you're bronze, bro.Congratulations, bro.Hey, thank you, man.Yes, thank you.And now, you're the worst bronze in League of Legends.FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Yes.

Yes, you do.Okay, this motherfucker.Yo, what's up, man?Yo, what's good before I say my joke?Hey, it's the seven foot guy from twitchcon.I don't know if you remember me, but oh my god, it's you it's fucking me, baby.

How have you been sir?Hey, we've been grinding but we've been grinding.All right, who did dark maul play rainbow sith siege with oh the dark steward Jinxy, do you remember me?I was just on stage.Um, uh, guess what?Yes.

Yes.What's up?Guess what?What?You're fat.So why did Jinxy suck at basketball?

Why?Because...had the dark ball yo yo yo what's up man you trying to 1v1 in chess no I don't have a joke dark what's up bro I'm so glad to be easy to see I've been a fan for three years hey my boy bro hope you've been good man I got a good show I got a good show why can't two Chinese people make a white kid Miho, Miho.Hey, hey, how's everyone doing?What's up, bro?What's up beats?

Oh, what's up, man?What's up?I love the outfit.How long were you in the chair for you said like seven hours, right?I got my girl.I got my joke.

I got my joke.You ready?Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?Why?Because he had no body to go with.Why did the gamer play so many video games after his breakup?

Why?He needed to console himself.Oh mogul!Oh mogul time!That's Darth Maul!Let's mog some motherfuckers!

Chat, do I look good?Do I look good, chat?Do I look good?Do I look good?Do I look good?Chat, do I look good?

Do I look good?Do I look good?Chat, it's time to Darth Mog.No, you never do.Here we go.It's time to Darth Mog.

Chat, it's time to Darth Mog.Here we go.Bro, I wonder what people are gonna say when they see me.They probably have a - Am I up against Jinsky?Did you just jinx Jinsky?Oh my god, you got mugged by Darth mug chat, but I want to get more scores.

How do I chat?Do I zoom it?You just got Darth mods Chad light.Oh my god What do you say pretty much pretty muchOh my god Like doing blackface.No.

Hey, I'm Darth Maul.What the fuck?Wait, what?Darth Maul.The little kid did not watch Star Wars.You just got darth mauled.

Ha ha ha ha.We got two eights Lock the fuck in please.Is that actually got Jinxie?Okay, nice to meet you man, nice to meet you buddy.Oh my god.Yo, Jinxie, you're gay.

Okay.Okay.Okay.Okay.All right chat, bro.I'm actually on a winning streak I'm not even kidding.

My average score went up when I turned into Darth Maul.Am I brutally mauling?Chat, my average score went up, bro.I don't know why Oh my god, bro, I'm actually mocking everyone we canOh, you're hot I have the method I'm not even kidding.Yo, Jinx II I actually got Chad, respect.

A, respect.Respect, bro.He got a knife?He got a knife?Fuck fuck.Okay.

Good game.Good game.I'm actually getting mugged now Chad.I think I'm in skill based matchmaking.I think they're starting to put me against true Chad's I'm not even kidding bro.Jinx II bro, bro.

No way.This is not real bro.This isn't real Bro, dude, I leave for boot camp bro, June 10th boot camp.Whoa, bro, bro.I'm being so for real, bro How many how many likes on tick -tock do a stream with you, bro?50 ,000!

50 ,000!50 ,000?Bro, bro, let, uh, let me record this, bro.Let me record this and post it on TikTok.Hold on, hold on, hold on.Bro, dude, this is like my third match, bro.

I didn't think I was gonna find you, bro.No way.Dude, that is pretty RNG, bro.Wait, so wait, you're leaving for boot camp in when?Like, in a week?No, yeah, yeah, like two weeks.

I leave June 10th.Where are you going?Or you can't say?Leak check Twitter?No, no, no, it won't leak.Uh, I'm going to, uh, it's in Great Lakes, Illinois.

I'm going to boot camp for the Navy.You're gonna be in the navy, bro.Yeah, bro, dude.I don't think I could do that.I'm too much of a chad I don't think I would make it through that.I'm not even kidding, bro, dude I've low -key been watching your darth maul stream since you started, bro.

Wait that ass.Yes, right that ass.Yeah, i'm at work right now watching it I had to be home.Well, hey, do you want to do the tiktok real quick do it?What do you want to do the tiktok?Yeah, i've been recording it.

Oh, okay.Bye.Bye.All right, bro.50k likes.I got you, man.

All right Report this account as underage.Why do you look Jinx -y, bro?Is this actually - No, this can't be Jinx -y, bro.Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.That's actually Jinx.He actually looks so much like Jinx.

Buddy you got Darth Maul Buddy you got Darth Maul.Love you, Jinxy.Holy shit.Why is your name penis toucher, man?Yo, I love you like bro.What?

This guy looks like Darth Maul, no, I beat him I beat him.He looks like Darth Maul when he was mogging Chat, at least he said I was mogging.No, no, no, at least he said I was mogging, no?Wait, is that Squishy?That's Squishy bro, that ass?Fucking cheater.

How did he do that fucking cheater?How the fuck did he do that dead ass jinxy?Oh my god, fucking damn it Let's go phil mccracken.Are we dead ass?Yo, this guy's funny, bro.Is he in school?

Is he in school?Yo, bro thumbs up if you're in school Yeah, what country is he in?What's he in school right now?I just got mobbed by literally a kidA kid mugged me.Oh my god.

Kid just mugged me.Kid just mugged me.Bro, this is so fake.This is so fake.Holy fake.Dude, I just got Chadlight and then it dropped, bro.

I got Chadlight and then it dropped.Oh my god.Oh my god, it's JC.Oh my god, it's JC.Oh my god, it's JC.Oh my god, I actually got him.

Oh my god, it's actually JC.Yo, bro, I can't focus.I'm so sorry.Oh my god, I actually got him.He mugged me without even trying.What the fuck?

What?Yeah No, you can't do the hand method fuck you went to nine this guy knows tech I can't win this did it againBro this guy knows the hand method and his jawline is good.How can I fucking compete?He knows the fucking hand method how the hand method should be banned.You know, it should you know, it should oh my god Oh my god, me ho baits out me ho the hand method should be banned.

That's not fair do it, bro But they have like the yo, love you.Jinx it Okay, he ended with a seven this guy dead -ass he ended with a seven is this no fucking way are you jinxy are you actually him no i'm david chat how did he bro he mugged the bullshit out of me oh my god it's jinxyYou're getting marred, bro.I'm not gonna lie.Yeah, you're getting marred, bro.I swear if I don't win.

What were you saying?What were you saying, bro?Yeah, shut up.Shut up.Shut up.I 0 .1?

I 0 .1?Yes.Yeah, but it's not.What the fuck?Guys, no one wants to...Nobody wants to verse us.

Like I'm just like like bro, I'm just dark mogging people literally, bro.Why did they make every game go to overtime?What do you mean flying cars?They said last one.Yeah, why did Darth Vader go to the mall?Why did Darth Vader go to the mall?

All right chat literally one win away from 500 reload chess nowi'm pretty sure my brain is expanding because i'm darth maul This is the biggest game of chess in my entire life.This is the biggest game of chess in my entire life Okay, we need to win this game for 500 below everybody lock in we need to win this game for 500 below Okay, this guy's from solomon islands chat.Where's that from?Where's that from?Where's that from?

Okay, chad He ends up going with this variation here where he pushes the pawn low key.I'm not gonna lie I don't know what to do.I guess I just do it this but then I can't get my knight out, bro This is not good.Chat, where is Sodom and Islands at, bro?All right, everybody lock in, okay?Everybody lock in.

What do you mean GGs?GD to what?Oceania?Isn't that where Australia is?Bro, this guy already castled.This guy's hard countering me. I'm not even kidding.

This guy's opening counters my opening.I'm not even kidding, chat.Pawn structure's so bad!I have both my bishops, he has both his knights.You had check, yeah, but the check doesn't do anything, because he just pushes a pawn.Bro, are you backseat chessing right now, bro?

Leave me alone!Bro, I don't know if I can.Bro, no matter what side I castle, Bro, I'm gonna lose.No matter what side I castle, my king's just fucked because he messed up.pawn structure.Oh my god, this guy's such a chud.

But this is my 500 elo game.Please bro, please.I need this speed.Actually think about the pieces you move.Yo Boggles, do me a favor and actually think about your hairline.Actually think about your fucking hairline Boggles.

How about that buddy?Stop saying 6 -7.Wait chat, I have a nasty play.Guys look, queen takes, rook takes queen.But then if he does nothing, bishop takes and then we're putting the rook under threat.Guys, guys, listen the fuck up, okay?

This right here is going to be my 500 Elo game.Whatever we do, we can't mess up, okay?I don't know where to move my queen.This is so...Bro, this guy's...I'm telling you, his opening counters me.

Chat, I'm not even kidding.I'm not even kidding.His opening counters me, chat.I'm being dead ass.Oh, his opening counters me, bro.I'm not even kidding.

His opening counters me, dead ass.What to do?Fuck!This guy is so cringe.Why did I move my rook?I didn't even have to move my rook.

He's gonna checkmate me.He's gonna checkmate me.That's checkmate.He's gonna checkmate me with that.It was just the opening diff, bro.He countered me with the opening, man.

Oh!Okay, chat.Is it about that time, boys?Should we try Battlefront 2 for the first time ever?Yes or no?Should we try Star Wars Battlefront 2 for the first time ever?

$40?It's $40?Guys, it's $40.Isn't the game like 20 years old?Okay, chat, I'm buying it.I'm buying it.

I'm buying it.Chat, how long does it take to download?How do I take the download chat play on Xbox check could I use controller in PC guys guys?It's going up 1 % every 2 seconds guys.It's going up.It's 84 gigabytes Star Wars Battlefront 2

84 gigabytes.Say wallahi, bro.Star Wars Battlefront 2 is 84 gigabytes.Say wallahi.Wait, chat, I think I have it on my Xbox.Should I do Xbox?

Hive Eyes calling.Hive Mind, what is up, baby?Hive Eyes, what's up?As hackers.For Hive Eyes, I'm getting one gigabyte a second.Is that good, internet?

Run a poll.Chat, an Xbox or PC?XQC said no, there isn't.Wait.Wait, the game is playable currently xqc said xqc said it's good.Yes Okay, beautiful beautiful xqc called xqc.

What's up, bro?Okay, you see my bug out okay, so should I have a delay X don't use a delay me ho okay X Is the game difficult or easy?Yes, I played a little bit of battlefield and I played the original battlefront on my ps2.Okay.Thank you, bro Okay.Thank you X X QC said it's one of the best games of our time chat.

Is this true or false?Is this true or false chat?Bro, I played the OG Battlefront.Like, I used Darth Maul.I'm not even kidding.Wow, the chat is saying retweets.

What?Chat is saying retweets, man.For realsies, guys.For realsies.Really?Really?

Okay.Battlefront 1 has no Jedis?Yeah, Battlefront 1 was, um...No, I thought you could use Jedis.I remember using Darth Maul.I thought Battlefront 1 did have Jedis.

Chat, am I tweaking?Am I tweaking?Six minutes remaining.Chat, okay, while it updates, I'm gonna get another water and then I might get a protein bar.Because chat, we're streaming all night because I'm not a part -timer bitch.Okay, BRB.

I'm gonna go pee.Chat, I'm sweating all over myself.Okay, chat.Now, this is a legitimate question.This is a legitimate question.Hi, guys.

Why do you always play this game?Chat, this is a legitimate question, bro.Hi, guys.Are you addicted to slope?this game has five players and high vis is the first one chat chat chat chat whatchamacallit oh wait I forgot to get a water I just peed chat should I get a beer chat should I get a beer for this yes or no should I get a darth beer yes or no a darth bush light okay actually I don't know I might get water I don't know I don't know chat by the way chat look what came in chat look what came in I'm not even kidding look at what came in chat look at what came in guys you guys know what this means now broChat, we can play to the Forza.

Chat, we can play to the Forza, guys.We can play to the Forza.Yes, bro, look.Chat, look, bro.Guys, I have a wheel and a pedal.GG to a family of four.

Boggles, shut the fuck up.Boggles, I'm good at driving.Boggles, shut the fuck up, dude.Seriously.What do you mean, GG to a family of four?I'm good at driving, asswipe.

Oh my God, download complete.Alright, now chat, here's my only fucking question.I need a yes or a no.Can I play as Darth Maul?I need a yes or a no.Can I play as Darth Maul?

I'm seeing a lot of yeses.Lock the fuck in.I'm seeing a lot of yeses.Lock the fuck in.Chat, I got Cheez -Its and a protein bar.It's lemon flavored.

Chat, look.Lemon flavored protein bar.Okay.Now, I've never played Battlefront 2.My cousin used to play Battlefront 2 a lot when he was a kid.I played Battlefront 1 in the PS2.

How that one worked, if I remember correctly, you would start off as a droid.And if you went in a killstreak, if you went in a killstreak chat, you would get, um, like the, the, the Siths.It's goaded.I'm sure it's better than BF2 or BF1.It's the exact same bet.Now chat, do y 'all remember?

battlefront 1 when you would fight out of the airplane hangar or not even the airplane hangar what is it called chat remember chat and you would fly through do you guys know what i'm talking about what was it called starship maybe closed league oh yeah we should probably close league high pass because it might actually slow the game down that guy's right i'll get on league later right now boys we're a fucking sith lord lock the fuck in yap yap yap sahor a lot of people are saying ewok hunt what does that mean chat oh my god lucasfilm Woah!Woah!Woah!Does that look like me?Wallahi, why does that look like me?Wait, it's Anakin before he turned bad.

It's Anakin before he turned bad.Chat, who remembers the scene from Star Wars where the little kids are going, uh, Master Skywalker, there's too many of them.What are we going to do?That scene, the first time I saw that, I cried.L spoilers.Buddy, Star Wars is 25 years old, man.

Like, like, if it got spoiled for you, bro, GG's, man.Trying to get everybody to lock in.Hi guys, my controller's not syncing.I'm not playing this on mouse and keyboard.Hi guys.Hi guys.

Hi guys, call me.Big Huddy with the 10 gifted.Muda hit bronze three.Tell Muda to put a sock in it.Hey, hi guys, how's it going?Miho, look.

Wait, oh, it's not.Hi guys, look.I didn't plug it in.Okay, hi guys.I think I'm the first streamer with CTE, like Low said.Okay, guess what?

It's off and it's working.Hi guys.I love you.Okay Bro, but the graphics look so beautiful.Hi guys.Hi guys.

Hi guys God chat.Oh my god, my glorious king.What's up?Hi guys Chat what should I do?I have a pretty solid PC.It's not that great though.

What should I do chat?Yeah, what do you think?chat saying max chat saying max win hi guys do me a favor take a darth chill pill buddy your cortisol is way too high for the galactic universe buddy are you even in star wars man i'm in the game you're not somebody said turn motion and film grain off but i might be getting one guide i might be getting one guide There's gonna be a dark boner in my pants, bro.Yes, bro.I'm gonna be able to play as myself Look my mask is peeling.Wait, wait, read what XQC said.

Read what XQC said Scroll it up to his thing scroll up to his thing and click his thing go to user slash user XQC.See what he said I saw him type but it went by.Jinxie, this game was made with care and love max the settings even low TCscreen.Yo, so is XGC like a spokesperson for Battlefront 2, man?I don't know he played this game.

Chat, XGC plays this game?For realsies.I think I saw his stream one time when he was playing it.So surely he saw Star Wars.Chat, can I be honest though?Star Wars?

Dude, I don't know if I'm crazy about the whole Rey, Kylo Ren era.I don't know, chat.Like, I don't wanna do spoilers, man, but I don't know.Yeah, just read what xQc says, because some people in the chat are trolls, and then some people are one -guying us.Chat is saying xQc is a LARPer.Gucci, are you one -guying me?

Bro, surely xQc saw all the movies if he plays BF2.xQc said 90.Oh, this is a rare image of Anakin.Chat, this is Anakin before he turned evil.Literally, but he was already turning to the dark side, man.Okay.

Oh, I probably just spoiled the entire...Okay.Okay, I'm sorry.Alright, chat.Listen, bro.I'm gonna be honest, bro.

If you're in a Battlefront 2 stream and Star Wars has been out for 25 years and you haven't seen Star Wars, that's on you, b -ho.Okay.High fives.Am I ready to go?Now, chat.Heroes and Villains is a clash of epic battles across cinematic regions.

Four to eight players.He was never evil.He became Darth Vader.Yo, bro, are you brain dead?He literally choked out his girlfriend.All right, bro.

High fives, ready to roll?Play supremacy first, they're saying.Chat, heroes versus villains or supremacies?What should we do first?Now, whoa, Age of the Republic, Age of the Rebellion, Age of the Resistance.Fuck the resistance.

Fuck, yeah, we're doing this.Wait, chat, but isn't Darth Maul in Age of the Republic?Chat, wouldn't Darth Maul be in - Yeah, yeah, yeah.Darth Maul would be Age of the Republic.Nice.Nice, nice, nice.

You fucking spoiling bitch.Bro, bro, buddy, buddy.Star Wars has been out for 30 years.What's up, high fives?Okay, listen, I'm not trying to spoil, okay?Chat, the thing is, if you're in a Battlefront 2 stream, you're obviously gonna be open to spoilers.

That's on you.Second, if you haven't already watched Star Wars in your life, that's also on you, buddy.That's on you, buddy.Uh, trust me, bro, we're gonna find a game.The problem is I'm gonna have to find a hole for my ass because it's gonna get spread fucking wide by stream snipers.So chat, I've never - WOAH NABOO!

Naboo!Okay, hi, guys.I'll see you, bro.Chat, Naboo, in...I remember this in Battlefield 1.In Galactic On the West.

Oh my God, this is bringing back so many memories to Battlefront 1.Bro, I don't wanna use this shit stick.I guess you have to.Equip weapons.E5, I guess.Ooh, should I be...

Nah, let me be Assault.I wanna get in there.Yo, Jitty.Yo, I'm hard for Jitty.Battlefront ain't for everyone.Easy.

W jitty jinx II you're cooked on HPV jinx II W clankers.Yep.Someone's definitely gonna say a slur junco jinx II jinx II jinx II love you, lad, right?Let's run it Jenny.I'm hard for you.Jinky junco.

You're cooked.Okay, bro.I've never played Bro, Naboo is beautiful.I remember Naboo.Naboo is so pretty.Oh, there I am!

There I am!Whoa!Whoa, high fives?Why am I on look inversion?Ah!High fives, what is this?

Miho in Galactic Conquest.Yo, bro, if you're gonna stream snipe, please don't run in my way, man.Please.Just wanna play the game, y 'all.Alright, A bomb, B bomb, or C objective.Capture command post, okay.

Let's run it down mid.Who's shooting me?Is that my fucking teammate?How do I get Darth Maul?It's a bad aim, bad aim!4k battle points, what?

For Darth Maul, for Darth Maul, okay?Pick your spawn point, that's sick.Oh, this stream's not being so, this stream's not being fine.Bro, cause this map is, it's so chaotic, it's gonna be hard to snipe.Yeah, my aim is good.Guys, my aim is good, my aim is good.

I might have to up my sense a little bit.Oh, fire, fire!Where we need 4k battle points for Darth Maul everybody locked up shouldn't spend it I have to save chat I have to save guys I have to save I have to save I have to save I have to save chat What do I click for my abilities?What do I click for my abilities?XQC is in your game.Say walahi.

Say walahi.Say walahi.XQC is in my gameChat look, let me drop the bus.Oh no, it's dead.Chat, what button for abilities?

Whoa, whoa!Shotgun pistol.Bro, we're getting mobbed.Chat, we're getting brutally mobbed.Okay, this is where we hold them.Why do I hear a lightsaber?

Why do I hear?Oh, get shit on, get fucking shit on.Why do I hear a lightsaber?Chat, why do I hear a lightsaber?Right hand peeking him like Fortnite.Bro, I have to use my abilities more.

Guys, we almost have Darth Maul.Guys, we almost have Darth Maul.We need a couple more kills, okay?We need a couple more kills!Focus!Oh, we're getting fucked!

We have no objectives, guys!Oh my god!Why do I hear a lightsaber?Why do I hear a lightsaber?Voila, he had to start a lightsaber again.Why is there a virgin on my team?

Count Dooku!Count Dooku!Oh my god, I hated him when I was a kid.I hated him when I was a kid.I hated him.Bro, why are people being virgins in this game?

Oh my god.It's like a fucking kangaroo.What the fuck is that?What the fuck is that?This is better than Heroes vs. Villains, you know?Or worse.

I feel like this is worse because the stream snipers can just follow me, man.They're such chives.Oh my god, it's a lightsaber.No, no somebody went dark ball dark ball.There's dark ball.Look.

Oh, did you guys see him?Did you guys see him bro?This guy's big dark ball.Oh Dark ball.Oh my god Look, that's my teammate.That's my teammate.

I'm so sorry.Oh my god.I just shit on him I'm actually good at this game.Oh my god.I just shit on himDarth Maul, protect me!

Darth Maul, protect me, please!No, Darth Maul, no!Wait, that wasn't Darth Maul.He's got a f***ing jetpack!What?!The objective is, bro, I can't even get to them because I die every time.

I'm not doing that bad.What just hit me?Was that a f***ing RPG?Darth Maul, get him!Darth Maul, kill him!Darth Maul, kill him!

Wait, is that?I need you, Maul, I need you!Bro, it's okay.Chad, do I have enough time to get him, or no?Darth Maul!Darth Maul!

Darth Maul!Shit on.You literally just got shit on, kid.Oh, that's so OP.That's so OP.Guys, that is so OP, bro.

No, no.It's a Jedi.Darth Maul just - Darth Maul had so much aura.Darth Maul had so much aura.Oh my god.I can't get him.

Darth Maul, you have to protect me.Please, kitten.Wait, what?Step on me.What?Why is he allowed to step on me?

Why is he allowed to step on me?Bro, Darth Maul.Oh my god, I'm so close.Guys, 800 points for Darth Maul.Please, please, please, please.We need to push B. Darkmaw, push me to C. Darkmaw!

I'm head glitching.Guys, I'm definitely gonna have enough for Darkmaw now.He's protecting me with his lightsaber, that's so wholesome!Guys, he's protecting me with his lightsaber!I'm actually going off.Oh no, oh no.

I got flanked.Guys, I think I have enough.I think I have enough.50 points.I need 50.50 points.

XQC is General Grievous right now?Say what lahi.That's XQC!That's XQC!Chat, XQC, I'm behind you!XQC, I'm behind you!

XQC, I'm behind you, XQC!XQC, I'm behind you!That's XQC, look!Look!Bro, I saw him, but I lost him.Oh no!

Is that Yoda?!Yoda!Here we go.Wait, what?Wait.Oh my god.

LT to block, RT to swing.LB to do this.Where's my lifesaver?Where's my - Uh, I'm going in here.No.No, no, no!

Ah!Ah!I killed him!Wait, what?How did I - How did I kill him?How did I kill him?

I'm a god!How did I do it?I don't know!I don't know!Obi -Wan challenges you to a duel!I challenge you to a duel, Obi -Wan!

Obi -Wan, I challenge you!It's not lore accurate because Obi -Wan Kenobi needed Qui -Gon Jinn to kill him.That's not lore accurate.Hold B to mull.Or hold B to...We're only using once.

Nine.To the droid.Winning now?Or...I think we're losing.Boarding a transit work ship.

We have to stop them.To stop them.What?Did we lose?No.Geez, man.

Bro, we lost?What?What?Start over?That's just route one.Okay.

Wait.Wait, what?Wait, what?New battleground.Whoa.New arena.

Hold on.Come on, Darth Maul.Escort me, Darth.Darth Maul, escort me, daddy.No, stop.fit through the gap because he's fucking Yoda.

Did you see how I just died?What's everybody else allowed to fly and shit man?All right, I'm doing this b2rp rocket droid.Come on Yes, these things had so much aura.Yo, so did the rolling things.I'm gonna push with the rolling thing.

It's that it's Obi -Wan!Obi -Wan!Obi -Wan and Anakin, how is that balanced at all?Obi -Wan and Anakin, how is that balanced?General Grievous.General Grievous, can you protect me, please?

Please protect me, please.Please.General Grievous, please.Door camping.They're fucking door camping.That's bullshit!

I can't get out there.Guys, they're door camping pieces of shit.They're door camping pieces of shit, man.For realsies.General Grievous, please save us.Please, General Grievous, please.

I'm gonna follow you.General Grievous, I'm gonna follow you, okay?Woah, woah, woah.SHIT OFF!GET A BANG!Guys, there's just a bunch of door camping chutz.

You see what I'm saying?Wait now we can door camp now we can door camp Darth Maul save me the Darth elevator Obi -Wan Obi -Wan cheating bitch I killed Obi -Wan I killed Obi -Wan I killed Obi -Wan Oh my god see that you can see that bro.I killed Obi -Wan.Holy fucking shit Okay, you know what if they're gonna door camp.I'm just gonna do it.You know what I'm saying That's one kill on one idiot chat if they're gonna door camp.

I'm gonna door camp good.I'm saying stop, please No, not Yoda.Anyone but that little fuck.He fucking flanked me.That absolute bastard.What's my KD?

Bro, I'm not even doing that bad.Oh, I'm 18th out of 20th.Alright.xQc's top 10 on his team?Not bad.Yoda!

It's Yoda!Back up!Back up!Back up!It's Yoda!Back up!

It's Yoda!He's doing flips, man!He's doing front flips!Oh shit.Oh, the Anakin's got - Miho!What the fuck am I supposed to do about that shit?

Miho!Is there a way to set up flank cams?Sitting there blocking.How do you block?You hold B with your lightsaber?Did he just throw me into a wall?

Little shitstain!He just threw me into a wall!I haven't seen him this game.I haven't seen him this game.Chat, but at least I'm not the worst player in the lobby like Lance versus Zombie.No.

How can Anakin block in multiple directions?That's not more accurate.Actually, it kind of is. I'm not gonna lie.Yoda, I'm gonna kill you now.I'm gonna kill you now, you little motherfucker.I'm gonna kill you now, Yoda.

You're getting bogged by a one -foot tall fucking Yoda.Save my points for Darth Maul.Shit on.Gotta kill.Flank.Flank.

Flank.Bro, it's a flanker.Wait, what?We win?We won!We won!

When I was a kid, I used to love his lightsaber.Chat, look at his little handle.Saving for - I have enough for Darth Maul but I gotta -General Grievous, what's up?Talk to me, Papa.I'm dead in a Hedgelich.

How am I - Can I get Darth Maul?Oh, because they're all in play.Can I just wait until I get him?Okay, okay.I'm an idiot.For my first time in the game, I'm not bad.

That dodge!Did you see the dodge, though?Okay, can I buy Darth - Miho.Miho.Should I just wait?Should I wait?

I don't know what to do, bro.Should I wait?You have Stormtrooper aim.Yo, bro, go fuck yourself.Literally.Literally, go fuck yourself.

Bro.Spam click.block LT or B how do I block how do I block how do I block LT or B use the force so bad guys I'm so bad hell is this what the hell is this thing whoa let me drop the bus let me drop the bus winLet me kill!Wait, wait, okay, okay, but should I save?No, I'm gonna keep using it.

I'm gonna keep using it.Chat, I'm gonna camp behind this thing.Chill up.I'm gonna camp behind this thing.Oh my god, it's fucking Yoda.Not this little shit.

And I find your hairline unamusing, bitch!First game, first day in the game!XQC, did you miss me?Jinx, you suck at this game.Yeah, no shit, damn it!You're dying because you're not using your abilities.

Yeah, I know.Wait, chat, in order for a game to end, they have to win twice?You have to win back -to -back.This is gonna be cinema.This is gonna be cinema.Why did he throw it with his left hand, man?

OH!OH!OH!Yoda, please!It's broken!What do you mean, Darth - Bebo, thank you for the ten, get the W, be able to chat.

Darth Maul, let's go.Of course he has.Can Master Yoda take his green cock out of my ass now?Please!Bang metal?Someone to camp with a shotgun, this is smart.

No.Anyone but him.Anyone but - Can't compete?No, no!I'm trying to roll!Fuck!

Always a flanker!Dammit!Why?Why is there always a flank?Wallahi, he's in the stream.Yeah, teabag him.

Yep, teabag him.There's no way he's over the door.Wallahi, he's in the stream.Yo, yo, yo, yo.Baka!Yo, Chewie, I feel bad.

Oh, I feel like a piece of shit.I feel like a - Guys, I'm just gonna hide in a corner and play smarter.Of course, Yoda has spawned.Can Jedi Master Yoda take it out of my - take it out of my ass?No, no, no, Anakin, Anakin, no!I feel like I'm just getting passed around like a blunt.

If I walk out, I'm gonna instantly die.And then they just jetpack.Ooh, you got shit on.Killed Anakin.Fuck you, Anakin!You were not the chosen one, bitch!

Guys, am I bad?Oh my god, I'm in 18 split.No!Guys, am I bad?Yes, yes, terrible.Yes, you're dog shit.

You're not bad, you're horrendous.I'm not even kidding, bro.Hey chat, should I try this?Now chat, this is lightsabers versus lightsabers, right?Lightsabers versus lightsabers?Bebo, thank you for the five gifted.

W Bebo, man.Geonosis.Oh my god, bro, this is, this is the planet where they were captured in the Coliseum, right?Weren't they captured?Okay, should I pick Yoda?Yoda's broken.

Yoda's broken.I think I should get Yoda.Holy aura.Wait, the graphics look good.What?Whoa.

I was about to say, is there fall damage in this game?Shout out to a dude.The falls are strong, but they spawn for some twist.This reminds me of For Honor.That's a one -inch cock!Okay, we gotta use our abilities.

It's like League.Don't bait her!No!No!GET SHIT ON!Did I just kill two?

Did I kill two or one?Bro, it's like League, I gotta hold Q. Alright, RB does that.LB does that.And LBRB does that.He's hitting me!MY GOD!

You can have a gun in this?!WHAT?!Flanked, idiot.You're so fucking bad.Dude, I can just flank everybody because Yoda's so little.Bro, these guns are cr - Flanked the guy with the - Run away, bitch.

Saw Han Solo.Why are we running from Calhoun?He's a chad!My movement looks good.I look sweaty in this mode.I look sweaty.

He does that God I love Yoda so much.He's so little gotta look bro.If you use a gun in this mode I swear to God you should literally be punching the face.Wallahi.You're a pussy.Why would you use a gun in this mode?

Chad's not jitty to say that Yoda's cute.Yoda is universally cute.I'm flanking this guy.Wanna use a gun?What's up with your gun now?Help!

Oh my god, I'm actually him.I'm actually him.I'm actually him.I'm him.I'm actually him.Oh my god!

General Grievous, you fucking pussy!My blade is yours!Kylo Ren's a chud!Kylo Ren's a chud!Everybody knows it!I'm so bad!

No, no, no, please daddy stop.It's a 3v1.How's that fair?I gotta run.I gotta run.I gotta run.

3v1 you guys are bitches.For Honor community would never.Whoa, nice view.Chat, nice view.Whoa.I just got frame -mugged.

I just got frame -mugged.I just got fucking frame -mugged.Yo chat, I'm horrible at that game.I am literally donkey doodle shit at that game.I am shit.Like I'm donkey doodle shit.

I'm getting on league chat.I am donkey doodle shit testicles at that game.Oh my god.I'm shit bro.Yo chat is Dantez on?Is Dantez on?

In a game?It's like it's so cancer because I want to Focus this game, but the same time I feel like if I don't three cam he's in a game.I know what that means It's time for me to run it down chat.You know what this means, right?It's time for me to run it down It's not for me to run it down guys time for it's time for me to run it down chat me to run it down Got the Don says joint call tell Dante's joint call tell tell Dante's joint call tell Dante's joint call kiss up Jinx II.It's dark Jinx II Jinx II can ask you a question Yes, bro.

Ask me anything you want.Why did Darth Vader flank Yoda in Star Wars Battlefront?Because he was cosplaying the Darth Maul.Darth Dantes.Yes, Darth Dantes.Darth Jinxie.

Tonight is the evil night.Do you understand what I'm saying?So you're gonna tell your teammates to kill themselves every time they piss you off?I'm gonna tell my teammates that I'm gonna kill them in -game.Wait!Because I'm evil.

Boy, Jinxie, isn't that what you already do?So wouldn't Darth Jinxie, like, uplift and, uh, actually, like, encourage his teammates?No, Darth Jinxie's gonna kill his teammates in -game.In -game.Bro, it's evil jinxing.Yo, Dantez, can you stream share your game?

How many wins do you need for Challenger?How many?Please, okay, ask another question.Bro, Dantez, come on, talk to me, baby.How many wins do you need for Challenger?Okay, so I woke up this morning early, right?

At like 9am, got all my stuff done, streamed.I'm 11 hours into the stream, I played 22 games, right?Okay.If I lose this game, I'll have made no progress on the day.Wait, Dantez.Wait, I'm gonna let you lock in.

You're so fucking good.You're so fucking good!Nonsense!Wait, wait, watch, watch.No way, right?No way.

No way.We're waiting out his barrier?Wait, wait, wait.Why is Smolder allowed to fly out of bounds?That's not fair.Because, so you know how like Kayn, you know how like Kayn is like the jungler that can just fly whatever the fuck he wants?

Yes, of course.Smolder's like that but for ADCs.So Smolder can fly out of Summoner's Rift though?Yes.That's not fair.Yeah, you're right and also the longer that the game goes on the more damage smolder does and he does magic damage true damage and physical damage

you can't even build against him.My brother said Smolder's the best character in the game.Is that true?Uh, he's one of them.He's one of them.So, Jinx, I have a question for you.

Yo, wait, Dantes, can you put your game volume up?I can hear your breathing when it's not up.Okay.Wait, do you like that or like you don't like it?I don't mind it.But, bro, listen, before I start my session, I want to bend you over and spank you to assert dominance because I'm Darth Jinx -y.

Okay, does that mean I have to like pretend to dislike it though?Well, wouldn't you just dislike it anyways if I'm spanking you?Wouldn't you just already dislike it?Jinxy, can I tell you a story?Yeah, what's up, bro?Talk to me, man.

Okay.So, I was spanked one time in my life and never again.And the reason why is because at one point, you know, like I was really annoying my parents and shit.So, at one point they bend me over their knee.They're like, you know, Adontes, we've had enough of you.And then they spank me.

And the moment they do, Rather than screaming or crying or making any of those sounds, I just did a little...And since then, I never got spanked again.So when your parents spank you, you moan?Yep, exactly.And then it makes it so that they don't even want to do it anymore, because they're like, yo, this kid's a fucking freak.Does that make sense?

That's actually smart as fuck.I should have did that when I was a kid.I'm telling you.It's it's a job like a life hack.That's why we do is like let's see you ever get like You just start like forcing yourself to get an erection and then eventually the tortures I can be like dude like we can't even do this anymore likes it too muchI don't know what to say, man I think I've been in this scenario in a while.

Um, thank you, bro.You know, usually I get death threats, but I appreciate you You know what?I think you're beautiful too.What the fuck did this guy just say?A guy in the chat just typed you're nothing without me.You genuinely make me happy Chat look at my tick -tock guys Jinxy food.

Oh Fuck.Oh, okay.Whoa wrong.Oh my god.Oh my god.I accidentally click spacebar chat.

Look at my tick -tock chat Can we get a aura in the chat?Dude, I'm not gonna lie.Your cosplay is actually sick as fuck though.Bro, thank you man.Did you get like a professional?I had to sit in a chair for seven hours for this buddy.

Holy shit.But wait, did you get it like professionally done?Like it was a professional makeup artist?Yes, bro.Like two pros, bro.I had a professional makeup artist and a professional costume artist, bro.

Literally.Really?Miho, yes.Wait, how'd you even find them?I found them in Tampa.But don't you live in Tarpon?

Sorry, in Tarpon Springs.Interesting, cool.Wait, so Dantes.Yep, what's up?You've played how many games of League today?This is my 22nd.

This is your 22nd game.If you win this, you're two games positive.If you lose, you've gained nothing the entire day.Yeah, and you know what's fucked up, Jinxy?Yes, what's that fucked up?If I don't hit Challenger by the 27th, then I have to fly out to Florida and you have to beat the shit out of me, and it's about to be the 26th.

So, I actually decided, Dantes, that I don't want to beat the shit out of you.Do you want to know what I want to do instead?Okay, I'm listening.I want to bend you over my knee and spank you.Oh, please!and then I can wear like an adult, uh, adult diaper and I'll put on like a bib and shit.

It'll be like an episode of euphoria, but gender stuff.Bro, you're not supposed to like it.Bro, it's a punishment for not getting Challenger.You're not supposed to like it, bro.Oh, yeah.Dude, that sounds horrible.

What the f - what?Bro, no, you're not supposed to like - like, what day is today?Today's the 26th?Today's the 20, uh, 25th, but tomorrow's the 26th.So tomorrow's the 26th.How many wins do you need for Challenger?

Maybe about like 12.You need to go 12 wins positive in the next call it 48 hours Yeah, but the thing is Jinx II I have something that actually makes it like possible what weaponized autism?What does that even mean?What does that mean?It means I've weaponized my autism to a point where now it's like I'm sitting here and I'm like a weapon of mass destruction, but mentally oh, I think I just made my cannon in the game because I took the wave and Wait, why did he end?Why did he end?

Because I took the cannon wave, so now he's just going mid.He just started spamming mid.I think he's gonna start running it down.Bro, but why'd you take the cannon wave, Dantes?Well, dude, because fuck him.Like, this is the shit that I teach you.

What kind of coach would I be if I didn't do my own teachings in my own games?You're actually right.You're such a real one.Dantes, you're such a fucking real one, bro.Thank you, thank you.I respect that you practice what you preach, man.

Yep, that's why I like you.I can't sit there and I can't tell you I can't tell Darth Jinx II to do what he needs to fucking do You know if I'm not gonna do the same shit, buddy.Yes.I'm dark fucking Jinx II Dante's listen, man.You're gonna win this game and I'm gonna win my games, bro Okay, buddy, cuz okay, isn't Muda bronze three?I don't know

dog shot of him Yeah, so Muda actually promoted today.I wanted to tell you fuck wait.I need one win for bronze 3 though.Wallahi I think I'm one off this morning and I won a game.Yep.No, so we can actually have done so he jinxed out of curiosity Let's say I don't end up hitting challenger when I comes like Florida after your Minecraft marathon or when would that?

Yes, so here's the thing here are the rules You have until midnight of the 27th, which means technically the 28th.Okay.I'd like 1201.Okay.Okay.If you are not challenger by the 27th at midnight, cause that was the original deal.

You had one month.You have to get a flight to Florida, probably after my Minecraft marathon.And I'm going to bend you over my knee in spank you.You're going to wear like an anywhere, an adult's diaper with a bib shirtless.Yes, too.No, like unironically there might be a chance that tomorrow like I'm gonna sell my shit Maybe I'll like 11 a .

m.Or noon or some shit and I might honestly just go until I hit challenger Even if I have to stream like 40 hours.Yeah, and me how here's the thing tomorrow I don't even think you should coach me just so you can lock in Just so you can look is this game losing.Um Not yet.Why is it not over?Because you guys have more kills?

Maybe?Well, okay, think about this, okay?So Aurelion Sol is a champion that scales.We have really good teamfighting with Kennen.Our comp in general is really good.But their comp is good too, right?

But the thing is that because we're even in Dragons,it means that it'll come down to mechanics.And since I'm pretty sure that I can mechanically mog everyone on the enemy team, then we'll probably win this one.What do you mean by mechanically mog?Like you're just like way, way flashier with your guy?It's like LeBron James versus 5kits with special needs.

That's you in the lobby?Yes.Bro, couldn't you just say 5kits?Because the thing is I'd like what if those kids are like prodigies, you know, but me how it's fucking LeBron Game is one if we play normal, please.Can you please go top bro?Wait, so basically because you took his cannon wave.

He's gonna in the entire fucking game.Ah Yep, pretty much.Wait, he's going top.He's going top.He's going top.He's going top.

No, no, that's the Iralian going top He's still mid bro.I think he has all chat disabled.So wait Dante's Is this game your fault for stealing his cannon wave and now he ints or no?Uh, no, it's his fault because he can't control his emotions.So pro tip Jinxie, whatever you do to anybody in life, and I want you to note this sound, anytime you do something to someone, their reaction is never your fault, right?Wait, I didn't get my notepad.

Okay, get your notepad out.Okay.Copy so many pages of Dom Test Coaching in here.All right, now I'm ready, come on.Okay, so listen.Anytime you do something to someone that can be perceived as negative, if they have a bad reaction, that's on them, because they can control themselves.

They choose to have a bad reaction.So that's why, in life, it's not about what you do.It's about how people react to it.And that makes everything their fault.So I wrote, Bad Reaction equals their fault.Second jinx I have bad news.

I think my wife heard me say that No, yeah, I I so no, so I was I was telling I was telling Jinx I was okay.I don't know Jinxie Jinxie pro tip if you sign on ten toes against your wife You're gonna be standing on zero toes cuz both of your feet are gonna be cut off while you sleep Okay, so bro, you sort of just got bitched, bro Yeah.Okay, chat.What do you guys think?Listen, the thing is, the thing is, the thing is it's fine because like at the end of the day, right?It's like I can teach you and you can use those teachings even if I can't use them myself.

Does that make sense?Yes.Okay.Yes.So, but bro, how did you get a wife though with those teachings, man?How'd you do that?

Uh, cause I found someone that matches my mentalities and that's why.Okay, so wait don't test.Okay.Yep.Here's the thing, bro You basically taught me that I wrote bad reaction equals their fault.I can do whatever I want.

Basically.Yes, whatever Okay.So now did you do that initially when you were starting your uh, uh, uh relationship or no, uh Yeah, yeah, I mean like at the beginning of our relationship sometimes we would get in arguments I would last like upwards of like eight hours So what did that do like did you queue league games mid arguments or no?No, it was there just like eight hours straight and that's why I started going to therapy because eventually got to a point I realized like yeah, this isn't sustainable anymore.Okay, got it.Okay, but nowadays Jinx to the good news is

that I can teach you how to be toxic.Because even though I'm like kind of reformed, it's like I can teach you my ways.Like, you can be my Anakin.Okay, how so?Like, what should I do?Okay, so, first step.

If ever your girlfriend comes up to you and she tells you she's on her period, tell her that you don't give a shit and she should learn how to stop whining.Bro, what?I'm not doing that.What would be even the point of that?No, Jinxie, let me explain.Because the thing is that if you consistently tell her things like that, then anytime you give her even like a shred of like compliments or anything like that, she's gonna like worship you for it.

It's like imagine, imagine you never gave her any clean drinking water.My girlfriend is nice.I actually like her a lot.She's very sweet.Okay, so listen.I don't wanna do that.

Okay, so Jinxie, can I give you a pro tip though?Okay.Cause bro, she's nice.Yes.Okay.So if your girlfriend's nice and sweet and all that, right, then the best thing that you could do is make sure that she never knows how nice and sweet she is.

Because if she knows that, then maybe one day she'll want other men to experience it too.So what you're going to do is from now on, every time you feel like complimenting her, you're just going to insult her instead.You're going to tell her that she'll never find better than you, bro.I'm not going to do that.She's very nice.Okay.

Yeah, that works.Okay.Bro, no, I'm not gonna do that, bro.She's very sweet.Bro, Dante, if that worked for you, bro, good shit.But I don't even want to do that, bro.

I'm not gonna insult her.No, you don't insult her.But you just say things like, you could never find better than me.Like, I'm the only one that will ever love you.Okay, you know what?You know what?

You do that right now.Okay, you want me to?You do that right now, if that's actually good advice.Baby!baby, baby, baby.I'm getting ignored.

Wait, give me a second.Let me see if I can summon her All right, gg she's in the shower So Jinx II pro tip about showering if ever you see or you hear that your girlfriend says she's in the shower or anything like that The first thing you say is why are you trying to smell good for other people?Stop being so toxic What?Dude, Jinxie, I'm putting you on some real game, bro.You gotta trust me on this shit.Why is the chat retweeting this?

Bro, this sounds like a disaster.No, because Jinxie, listen, it's not a disaster.Because think of a relationship like chess.If you're always on the offensive, then they're always on the defensive.And if they're always on the defensive, then they can never be on the offensive.So the trick is that you just need to always be the one making up scenarios and making up arguments.

That way you never have to be on the receiving end of them.Does that make sense?So you're basically saying, as long as you're always the one that initiates the argument, you'll never be on the other end of the argument.Exactly.Bro, that's so fucked, man. I'm not doing any of this.Bro, I thought you were gonna have good advice.

Okay, wait.Do you want me to actually give you like a real good advice?Bro, like, please, bro.Please.Please.Okay.

Okay, in what area?In what area would you want me to give you advice in?Bro, I don't even know, bro.I don't know.I'm doing good right now, man.Okay, so here, if you're doing good right now, then what you can do is you can start making up scenarios to sit there and make it even better.

Because you can be like, things are going too good right now, what aren't you telling me?And then you can sit there and just say, I know what you did, confess now, and we won't have any issues.Oh my fucking god, bro.You just got literally...Okay, Vontaze?Yeah, I got Riley, we did.

Yes.Bro, you just got literally shit on.You just got literally fucking destroyed.Bro, listen, man.Because Cannon...Okay, so because you inted Cannon...

No, no, no.Because you stole Cannon's Cannon, Cannon's no longer gonna play top and proceedingly int the game.So...Yeah, exactly.Is this ultimately your fault or his fault?Okay, let me ask you a question.

If a homeless man asks you for money, and you give him a cheeseburger, so then he stabs a random grandmother to death in front of you, whose fault is it?Probably... yeah, the guy that stabbed her.Yeah, 100%.Exactly.So that's why in this game it's 100 % Kennen's fault.So you took his cheeseburger and then he went on a killing spree, basically.

Yeah, like, he started going up to, like, all the grandmas and grandpas and just, like, fucking stabbing their throats open.Do you - okay.Do you think Kennen is Challenger because of his mentality?Can I be honest with you?Yeah, talk to me. I feel like if I was cannon and you smited my cannon, but it wasn't you, I feel like you would tell me to int the game.Yeah, but that's different because you're the main character, right?

In my game, I'm the main character.He's just an NPC.So now the fact that the NPC is going rogue is kind of cancer.Does that make sense?So none of your teammates are real people with emotions?Nope.

They're just NPCs.That's why now it's...Yeah, because like, Jinxy, think about it.It's like, it's like imagine you're in Five Nights at Freddy's and the animatronics just start killing people, right?Like that's like my Ken in this game.And I'm just sitting there trying to like minimize the effects of what he's doing.

okay main character and then i wrote teammates are npcs yep good all right nice bro i completely understand now if you want me to be unbiased i think you guys are sort of losing your lead a little bit here yeah because it's like 4v5 it's like it's like imagine Wait, is he top lane now or no?Oh nice.So I have good news.So my Aurelion Sol is now ulting in the base saying just FF.I haven't farmed in 15 minutes and he's just not leaving base anymore.So it's like we thought it was 4v5, but it's actually 3v5 now.

Dantes, I just want you to calm down because listen, yes, never surrender.We don't surrender.Dantes, listen, I want you to calm down.Oh, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low.Sometimes the thing is like what you can do as a league player that this is called the escape pack Right where you type how you really feel and then just hit escape and then you type a neutral message, right?So I would type something like this

asshole.You deserve to have your limbs Oh my god, but then you don't send it.Oh my god.Don't worry guys.Oh Okay, that's actually smart yes now cuz then you get all the anger out exactly yes So like it right now my guess But like what is the point of him doing this like I'm just so confused what the cannon Yeah.Well, I feel like if you were to check his op .

gg, he's probably on a humongous losing streak, and then when you smited his cannon, he literally wanted to put his hands on your throat and strangle you, but he couldn't do that, so I think what he ended up deciding to do was just inting the entire game.So tell me that it's like, it's like he went to school and he spent all day getting bullied and pushed around, and then when he got home, I stole his ice cream sundae, suddenly just so it's like fucking beating me to death.Yes.Bro, also, I think we should do - I think you should be Emperor Palpatine tonight, Dante.Do I have to do the accent?If I'm really gonna get to the next level.

Uh, yes, honestly.Okay, how do I do the accent?Darth Jinx -y.Execute order 66.Okay, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.Bro, okay, but this game is still winnable, man.

You guys got this, bro.Yeah, I mean, we got it for sure.If an armed robber enters Zerat's house and fuckin' shoots him in the fuckin' head while he plays the game, then there might be a chance to win.So Dantez, I'm curious, okay?You just said your only way of winningis literally armed robbery into murder Why yes, you didn't FF.

Why that's interesting.Um, I Because the thing is that if they're gonna suffer by making me lose, then I'm gonna make them suffer by having to deal with the consequences of their actions.Does that make sense?God, you're so fucking smart.Okay.It's like, think of it this way, Jaycee.

Because you're into the game, you're gonna prolong the game as long as you can, just so we hate you even more.So it's like, imagine one day you have children, right?And then as you're getting older, right?As you're getting older, your children decide one day that they're going to try to poison you, right?Because they want your inheritance.So then they end up failing the poisoning.

And even though now you have no control over your limbs, you decide to live on like assisted breathing out of spite for years and years and years just for them to go homeless.And so they never get any of your money and any of the inheritance.You are actually, if I'm not even kidding, you're a philosopher, bro.You are legitimately a philosopher.oh my god so basically because you smited his cannon he entered the game but because he entered the game and voted to surrender you didn't surrender because then he wins so now you're gonna even though you know you're gonna lose you're gonna prolong the loss as long as possible bro that is fucking awesome wow this is an iq too high and it's also because there's also a chance to Then maybe there's a drive -by shooting that occurs in his neighborhood and ends his life.And then if he dies, then he goes AFK for two minutes, so then we get no LP loss.

Fingers crossed that that one happens, honestly, after this performance.Okay, yeah, that's what I thought.Eh, just doing nothing.Maybe you can post on Twitter, I don't know.Do you guys think we get our LP back if we ticket?No, no.

What does ticket mean?What is a ticket, like Drew Levin?So what was the point of that dive there, Dantes?Um, well, might as well make something happen if nothing's gonna happen, right?Yep, but nothing really happened though, you just died.Yeah, but maybe there's a 1 % chance it would've went well, so might as well just try it.

So now, Jinxy, you know what the best part of the game is now?No, but Dantez, you were supposed to make it go on longer.They're letting you guys end?They're letting you end?So, Jinxy, Jinxy, now the best part of the game is because I play with shimmer mode, right?So the highlight of my game, every game, is when the one disgusting inter, I get to read what his IGN is so I know who it was.

It's like Christmas morning.How is that a good thing?Because it's like, it's like in Scooby -Doo when they unmask the murderer, right?Like, now I know that it's Skybori.You know?JINXY COME HERE!

JINXY COME HERE NOW!JINXY ARE YOU HERE?I'm here, I'm here.Why'd you get no LP loss?Because Riot knew that my Daubbiter was an ending piece of shit, scumfuck garbage.So that, because of that, they gave me no LP loss.

So, but Dantes, do you think in the future it might be a bad idea to smite his cannon, or not?Should you keep doing it?Well, I mean, listen, hopefully God smites him when he goes on his walk to school with a fucking thunderbolt and ends his life.How about that?How about that for a smite?Okay, bro.

Yo, Emperor Dantes, are you ready to watch my Bronze III game?I'm ready, Jinxy.Can you see it in the game?Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.Okay, do I have to actually talk in that voice like the whole time?No, no, you don't, you don't.

But Dantes, listen.Okay.I need to add a delay.is i want you to go in discord full cam and meet me okay so i need to meet you in discord full cam turn your camera on in discord okay wait give me one second instructions will follow shortly after i just need you to meet me in discord i'm sure okay so don test okay so sorry again okay so- sorry again.Okay, so don't - sorry again.

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So dantes, let's set it up bro.I'm listening.Why did you smite your top laners cannon?Oh I'm, sorry darts jinxy.I didn't mean to I I just thought I could use the resources good.Why?

Why do you think you're better than your teammates to where you need your resources more than them?Sorry, Jinxy.Oh, that's Jinxy.I don't know why I think these things.I should only ever listen to you.Why are you not Challenger?

You had a month to get Challenger.Why are you not Challenger?Because I'm a naughty boy, and I just haven't been good enough in daddy's presence.But I will do better, and I will not fail you again.OK, you're good.Wow, that was beautiful.

All right, bro.Now, do you want to spank me?I'm going to be honest.I'd never pass up an opportunity for that get closer to the edgeOkay.Okay.

All right.Oh, yeah, you like that, huh?But we'll give you we'll give you soft spanking so let this we're gonna do yeah So, so Jinxy, every - for every win that you are - are on your win streak, we're gonna give you one G -spot spank.So it's a spank, but then my pinky goes in your asshole and fingers your G -spot.Okay, I'm done!No!

I'm done!Okay, sorry.Let's play some Dark League.I'm done!Without this, can I show you one more thing?Yeah, what's up?

Oh my fucking god.Wait, Jinxy, can you get rid of, like, that - that outline?So that it just makes it instantly, like, move?What do you mean?because you see how right now it's like when it's not on you still see like the empty cylinder get rid of the empty cylinder so it's like a real lightsaber get rid of the metal no no like the empty cylinder like what the lightsaber is inside of get rid of it so now it's like a real lightsaber oh this thing yes like what's lighting up right now get rid of the cylinder it would burn my hands wait really yes bro it's real this is real wait jingsy jingsy give me a darth spank give me a darth spank you sure I think I've, I think I earned it.Okay.

Don't do that again.Please don't do that again.Oh no.Okay.Now we're ready to go.Okay.

Let's do it.We just had to get that out of the way, man.Yep.We had to get that out of the way.All right.So now Jinx, are you ready to outrank the win trading nose?

Yes, bro.I love, I love that.That's your name for him too.Okay.Wait, what is his exact LP?What is his exact LP?

Okay.I'll tell you right now.Let's have a look.Is he in a game right now?We need to know all this info.Okay.

Okay, so wait, let me share my screen.We're gonna look at everything together.Are you ready?All right, Kitten, one second.How about you switch to the camera?Dantes, talk to me, bro.

Talk to me.Okay, so let's find it.So, Muda's account name is TheChosenOne, right?You can see it?Yes, TheChosenFrog.This is him.

So right now today, he actually went on a two -game mosh to get the start of the day, but yep, then he won four in a row.He had a perfect KD.Yep, but the thing about Jinx is, listen to me, okay?The thing about Muda is that right now he's bronze 3, 18 LP, right?But if we look at your account, you are bronze 4, 92.But you gain about 23 LP every win.

So it means that if you get one win, you're almost tied with him in LP.If you win two, you overtake him.Wait, so how much LP does he get a game?So what we're going to do now is we're going to go here and now we search up.Bro, because if I get more, I should get more LP because I have a higher win percentage.no?

Yeah, I think you do.Here, let's look.So Muda right now gains about 20 LP a game.Oh my god, I win way more than him!Yeah, you get 23.But, Jinxy, it's not just that you gain more, it's the fact that you also lose less.

So if you both win one, lose one, you're gonna be up 6 LP, and he's even, because his win rate is still negative.Got it.Because he's shit, he gets punished for being shit.I love League.Alright, bro.Thank you.

Alright.So now, Jinxy, are you ready?Yes, I'm going to share my screen.I'm going to share my screen, and then I'm going to queue.Now, Jinxy, there's something that I do want to tell you, though.Yes?

I think that at some point during the next week or so, we might have to call in the cavalry.What does that mean?It means that we might need reinforcements to aid us in our journey against Muda.Who could that be?So, you remember how at one point, We were doing a four -man VC, where it was Muda and Hums, me and you?Yes, yes, yes.

What if OnePixel on Illaoi getting coached by Tyler1 in the same call?Oh my god, that would be fucking generational.Oh my god.Me, you, One, Tyler.Yes, bro, I'm fucking down.I'm down.

Wait, don't test.Let me go piss, and then I'm gonna get bronze 3, okay?Alright, let's do it.I need to drain the main vein.One -off pension guys.What?

Alright.Okay.So guys, out of curiosity...do you guys think could be a good enough duo for Jinx II on his journey to silver?like if you guys had to call in some reinforcements who could it be because he can't do oh with Muda anymore because they're competing against each other and off the top of my head the only people that I could actually think of would be like either own a or it would be Kadeem so either own a or Kadeem.So who else outside of that?

Do you guys think could make a worthy companion in battle?XQC, I mean the thing about XQC is XQC is like emeralds.I'd be like low -key boosting K so I think K so is platinum though.Hi vise Wait Wait, but now hi vise is young.I don't think he's level 30 yet.Jason the weaned Jason's like silver Moist critical?

Yeah, but the thing is like, the thing is that once Jinxie hits platinum, I think he can unlock duos with xQc.He can duo with fucking like, uh, Moist, all these guys, right?Because they're all like platinum emerald range.But for now, it's like, he really needs people that are either bronze, iron, or silver.Ludwig.True.

Ludwig's no Mumu account.Interesting.Boggles.Alright, was that an interesting one?Marlin?Okay, so Jinxy.

So Jinxy, I was asking your chat who they would have as recommendations for companions that you could have in battle during this challenge.But I'm gonna be honest, I think that when it comes to bronze, silver, and iron, you only have two options.No, only Pixel and Kadeem.We can't consider Muda anymore, because you're against him.Yep, so that's why like we cannot do a muda at least until the challenge is done because you're still against him But I think either own a or or Kadeem.Those are your only two options Okay, got it, sir.

You know, bro.I'm going to I'm gonna see I'm gonna see what I can do All right.Okay.So now Jinx, let me ask you a question.Yes.Yes After seven hours of sitting in a chair for the Darth Maul makeup after playing Star Wars battlefront and doing dances and sitting there and spending your entire day outside of the rift how fucking ready are you to fucking dominate right now and i want you to be honest i literally have an erection seeping through my pants bro listen bro i've been missing the rift the entire day man i've been wanting to get in the rift the entire fucking day Deadass let's do this shit.

This is my bronze 3 game.I need to win all my games Yep, I can't lose I want to give my 1 % of time so I get my LP high Okay, and Jinx II there's also gonna be some new developments soon because Diana is getting bigger and biggeron Wednesday.Miho, Miho, I don't like the skillshot shit.I like jumping at people, man.Okay, but Miho, so wait, you're telling me that any champion that has a skillshot, you just never even want to explore.

Okay, fine.You got a good point there.You got me there.You got me there.Like, think of it this way, dude.Amumu has a skillshot and even Chudwig managed to hit platinum.

Yes.Now bro, is what you said true?Did Ludwig actually go from silver to platinum in one day?Yes.Bro, what an idiot, bro.So he just got carried?

He got lucky?Yeah, so he sat there, he literally played for about 20 hours straight, and literally just went from silver to platinum in a single day.He didn't lose for 20 hours.That's just pure luck, bro.He doesn't deserve that.But part of the reason why is because like, so back then, the baseline and that elo instead of being plus 20 minus 20 it was plus 30 minus 30 so when you would win streak you could have massive swings instantly because you win 10 in a row and already you go from silver one to like gold two right wait so now they give you less but also take away less exactly yes so it's more of like a grind why did they do that why did they give you less why did they get rid of the swings So the reason why is because every season Riot tries to experiment with different ways on how they can keep you addicted by inflating your rank, but also making sure you don't climb too much that then you become disinterested.

It's kind of like how a casino is going to sit there and give you free drinks, but they're not really going to give you free bets, right?And then you will have some casinos that give you offers and stuff like that.So Riot just tries to bring people to the slot machine, that solo queue, right?And then you just sit therewant to get that max win, where you get that 20 wins in a row, and then you're fucking like instantly challenger.Okay, so they basically make it to where Riot will kind of gaslight you into getting your LP up, and then they'll fuck you in the ass?

Yes, exactly.So it's kind of like, okay, think of it like this, okay, Jinxie?Imagine right now you went outside, and you found Yoda at a gay bar, right?And then you sat there and you're like, ooh, Master Yoda, come here.And he's like, Darth Maul, knew you were here.I did not, right?

So then it's like you're sitting there and you're taking him from behind, right?He's sitting there, his like old wrinkly, like gnome cheeks are clapping.And then afterwards, because you're sweating so much, the sweat gets the makeup off your face.And then it's like, you can see that you're jinxy.So then what happens is Yoda turns around at one point, because he's literally like, Having his head thrown around in like absolute bliss.And then as he does this, he sees that you're Jinx -y.

And he's like, wait, what the fuck?Where did you come from?I thought you were Darth Maul.That's kind of like Riot when it comes to your rank.Does that make sense?Got it.

Okay.Got it.So it's all fate.Exactly.Yes.Okay.

Got it.All right, bro.Dantes, this is my bronze three game, bro.All right.Are you ready for it?I'm ready.

Remember I need to win all my games to keep my one percentage high Okay.Yep.How many are you thinking of playing?I can probably like coach you for two max.I'll do I'll just do one to get bronze three.Okay one game one.

Okay, passion.I'm gonna go full I'm gonna go full back.I don't type seven.So I'm getting psyched.Okay, so Jinx I need you to listen to me.Okay, because right now you're not Jinx II you're evil Jinx II so you have to understand that this game you need to

play as evil as possible So we're gonna be molding your play style to be like the tenth degree of greediness That you're already used to does that make sense?Okay, so how it's gonna work Yep, this is good right now.It's good.Your team has two kills.It's looking decent So how we're gonna do this is you're gonna play for your full clear and then afterwards You're just gonna sit there and look for laners cannons to steal and that's literally all you're gonna do You're gonna sit there Jinx II.I want you to go around the map.

You're gonna be like a cannon heat -seeking missile I want you to imagine that every single cannon minion is It's like a starship from from the alliance, right?And you have to sit there and you have to just seek them out like the Sith Lord you are.Do you understand?Yes, Master.Yes, Master Palpatine.Yes, Emperor Palpatine.

You need to execute Order 66.So Order 66 is my command.Wait, Jinxie!What if you ordered...Wait, instead of Order 66, I know what you have to do.Order 66?

Yes!Bro!Wait, don't cannons give you 67 gold?Uh, depends on like the state of the game.Yep.Okay.

So is smiting cannons inting though, Dom says?My chat is saying he's teaching you to int.Uh, well the thing is, don't forget, as long as they have self -control over their emotions, then it won't be bad.But like last game, for example, my cannon didn't have self -control.So because of that, we lost.Got it, okay.

And you know what's fucked up, Jinxy?If I would've won that last game, I would've gotten double LP.So I would be 600 LP right now.Oh, I'm so sorry, man. I'm so sorry.Can we talk to somebody?Can I talk to you about it?

Yes, please bro.Yo, yo, bro.I know you have a lot of pent -up aggression this season, and I know you've taken a lot of it out on me, but bro, just let it out, man.Give me a little bit of a rant if you want.Whatever you need, bro.I'm always somebody you could talk to about your league problems, bro.

Alright, then gank bot, gank bot.Get this free kill.If you get this kill kill on the Caitlyn, I'm gonna feel way better.E, flash, you knew flash on her.You knew flash on her and then Q. Okay, yes.I'm sorry.

listen listen listen listen what matters what matters is that you went for it like the thing about a jinx II right is that in life sometimes you're gonna shoot for the stars right and sometimes you're gonna miss and and you're gonna land in the middle of a parking lot, and then you're gonna blow up, and you're gonna kill 30 civilians.But what matters is the fact that you shot for the stars.So, even though it ended in absolute tragedy and horror, and now your name is plastered all over the news, and everybody is just like, in awe at how you could do such an atrocity, what matters is the fact that, you know, deep down, that you gave it your all.Does that make sense?I thought the quote was, shoot for the moon and land with the stars.Well, the moon is closer than the stars, so it wouldn't work.

Okay, I got it, got it, got it.Wait, wait, wait, Jinxie, Jinxie.What did evil Jinxie say instead of Ball, right?Darth Maul.Nice.Okay, so now look, this is what we're gonna do.

I want you to look on your wolves, and then after the wolves, I want you to look on the ground, okay?Yes, master.Yes, Lord.Okay, Jinxie, there are lions.Jinxie.Bartlane.

We need to snuff them out.Yes, master.I bring them to you.I want you to kill them now, Darth Jinxy.Yes, master.May I go for ScottCrab first, master?

No.No, you must die, Darth Jinxy.Hold your fucking Q, Darth Jinxy.Very good, Darth Jinxy.No, no, no.As long as Alliance members' lives get snuffed out, it is never a loss.

Once Order 6 - Darth Jinxie, you dare question my order?What do you mean, yes, master?It should be no, master.Hey, Darth Jinxie.Jinxie, you must gang back soon.They are looking for - Okay, no, never mind, down, down.

They are level 6.Try to take - okay, no, you gotta run now.No, now it's fucked, it's fucked.Get out of there, get out!Get out, get out, it's not gonna work.Now go to your red buff, do not recall, just go to your red.

I should go bot, go bot, go bot, go bot!Kill the Ekko, Darth, Jinx, the Alliance scum must be snuffed out.Hold your Q, hold your Q!Nice.E. E. Fuck.Oh, okay.

Oh no.Okay.Yeah, hold Q. If you Q E, I think he dies.Nice!Very nice.Okay, ult mid.

Ult the Zoe mid.Ult her mid.She must not be allowed to do such things.Okay, that's not fun.Okay.Okay, as long as you get the minion, it's always worth.

Now go for the red buff.Top to bot, full clear.No, the red!The fucking red!Wait, Jinxie, Jinxie, do you wanna hear my Karmen voice?Yes.

Man, take the fucking red buff and then go to the crebs!Dark Jinxie will do so.Dark Jinxie, you obey Karmen, but you do not obey me?Lord Palpatine, I always obey your orders, Lord Palpatine.Jinxie, shut the fuck up, man!Why are you, why are you sitting here talking to this old fucking man?

Listen to me, man!God damn it!Sorry, Karm - Dark, er, Lord, fuck.FUCK!Lord Palpatine.You may go for the Raptors and then afterwards finish the full clear.

You must look on the dragon.Now, uh, Jinxy, I must ask for you a favor.So, you know how you have that lightsaber of yours, huh?Can it get stained or no?Dot?Jinxy, I do not believe I asked.

whether I wanted your questions merely an answer.He wants to trim up his fucking ass!He's a creepy fucking pervert!Okay.Okay.Okay, no, no, no.

We gotta lock in for a Braum -C game now.Okay, this is what we're gonna do, okay?So what I want you to do is I want you to go for the Gromp, and then afterwards look for a gank bot, because you have your ult now.You have Volta and Flash, so it's gonna be good.Should I look around the Caitlyn, you think?Uh, yep.

So you're gonna wanna press W, ult the Cait, and then you get it for free.Yep, get the ult.Perfect.Now hold your Q, don't forget to hold the Q. Oh, okay.E. Nice.Okay, good.

Now recast E. Okay, nice.So after you kill the Briar, I want you to go for the Dragon.There you go, you're carrying this shit.Double, double, double, double, double.Double, double.Oh, no, no, no.

Okay, listen, listen.That's okay, that's okay, that's okay.Look how much gold you have in your inventory right now.Yeah, but I'm telling you.Alright, so start pinging your mid laner.Ping your mid laner to check it out, and then we should be good.

Hold on, we're gonna see.Okay, I want you to run to it, run to it, run to it.Yeah, maybe.Okay, go for this, go for this, go for this, go for this, go for this.Okay, press E. Okay, alright.Listen, I'm sitting down.

I'm ready to lock in now are you ready to hit bronze three?I'm gonna fucking shove this lightsaber up your fucking ass.Okay, listen was that gang?Da Jinxie Order 67 had not yet been initiated now go to your crats No, no, no, okay.Okay.Let's run this shit.

Let's run this shit.Let me lock it.Let me lock it Yeah, but Jinxie, it's Iron, bro.Enemy team is braindead.You're gonna be fine here.So I want you to play for your top to bot full clear.

And then after your top to bot full clear, we're gonna look for a gank on the enemy bot lane.Because the thing is that you have your ult up, right?And Warwick is like an ult -reliant champion, so it means that when your ult is up, you want to be looking for plays.So while you're walking to these wolves, I want you to hold tab.So you see that little 150 and 250 above Zoe and Ekko?Like, on the - Okay.

So that means it's a shutdown, so it's bonus gold that you get when you kill them.So here I want you to finish this as fast as you can, then just run bot.Just run bot.Skip the Krugs, Gromp, run bot.Yep, just chase this, chase this.No, no, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot.

Chase bot, bot, bot.Yep, just chase the Scent.Chase the Scent.Chase the Scent.Chase the Scent.Okay, don't go for this.

Don't go for this now, it's too late.So now just take the wave.The wave that's right here, you're gonna take all of it.It's like four minions.And then after that, we're gonna go to the Gromp.Okay, so now go to the Gromp.

Alright, so now after the grump, what we're gonna do, okay, is you're gonna walk mid and we're gonna look for a kill on Zoe because we want to get that shut down.Walk mid, look for a kill on Zoe.Yes, exactly.There's - THERE'S AN ALIGNMENT!base mid lane that we must eradicate with the death star Yeah, but that's how you're just gonna wait in the bush I want to jump in now go for it press W press W and then go for Okay, so now go to your red go to red I join top John top John top are you running to red?Okay, go for the Morgana on top No, you can run through the jungle.

Okay, it's fine.That's what I know.Okay, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna go for the Morgana kill, remember.You're gonna E, hold Q, and then E again.Nice.Okay, so now smite her with your, uh, your F. Uh, you probably could look for this, but yeah, it's always gonna be there.

Can you Q?Oh my god, so fucking close.I think she dies to the shroom though, so you might get an assist.Like the Morgana?Close.Okay, so listen.

No, it's not inting, it's just trust.Okay.Buy the Mercury's Treads.So now what we must do.You will play for the red buff, and then go for the scuttle crab.Play for the red buff, go for the scuttle crab.

Yep.Bro, I can't lose, it's 20 to 6, what is my team doing?No, no, no, listen, listen.When it's 20 to 6, all it means is that now you have more gold to get from shutdowns.Okay, stop reporting for a second, report the rest of them after.Just play for the red now.

So you might have to skip the, uh, skip the crab, and then just play for the top squad full clear.So Jinx, I have good news for you.You're in fucking iron, so this game is winnable.Now go for your raptors.Raptors?Yep.

Because your team is, uh, full of fucking scumbags.So that's why.What we're gonna do here, is we just focus up.So you're gonna look for the raptors, then afterwards, I want you to look on the, uh, the bot side clear.So, the dragon is up in 20 seconds, right?So what we're gonna do is we're gonna clear our bot side, and then afterwards we're gonna look on the dragon.

Now, There could be an option for a bot gank instead.Okay, go for the Zoe.The Zoe here, the Zoe here, the Zoe here, the Zoe, Zoe, Zoe.Do not ult her right away, just Q. Hold Q on her.Okay, go on the Briar, the Briar.Nice.

That's decent.Okay, now back up and just farm your Gromp.So you're just gonna have to let her run away for now.Okay, go for it, go for it.Run at her, run at her, run at her.Yeah, she's running away, so you can't catch us.

Now just go drag instead.So, the thing is, I want you to walk all the way to the edge of the wall up there.Pussy, pussy.Or you die to that.Yep.Now back up.

Just run away, run away.You're gonna have to go for the blue, because the problem is that with the ward and the fact that Zoe is actually just gonna kill you.So let's play for the blue and then afterwards we'll reset and see.Okay, this is actually 8.I don't know if this Zoe seems really good.I mean, she's, so listen.

Okay, Jinxie, do you want me to teach you how you can fuck up that Zoe in ways that are unimaginable?So first I want you to buy your Titanic Hydra.So do you remember yesterday at one point when I was like coaching Muda in one of those games?And I told him that if Yone ults, or Yone presses E, he cancels the Zoe bubble?So Warwick can do the same with his ultimate.Yeah, yeah, look for the Morgana kill.

So what you're gonna have to do is when you're fighting the Zoe, you're gonna have to hold your ult.Back up, back out of the range, and then go back in.Yep, so now you can try chasing this.Now you're gonna have to dodge the Q. She's gonna throw out a skill shot, try to dodge it.Nice, nice!That was actually a fucking sick dodge.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.Who's playing for you?Me, bro.No, no, no, go to your Krugs, go to Krugs.Who's playing for you?Me.

No, I've never seen you do a dodge like that before.Who's playing for you?Well, you told me to dodge, so I dodged.Jinx -y.That was legit, like, a Grandmaster level dodge.You're a deadass, man.

Like, if you do shit like that more often, I'm telling you, bro, Challengers, like, in two months, maybe.For realsies?I swear to God.Let's go.Alright.So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for the Raptors.

After the Raptors, you're gonna play on the bot side.So you're gonna go wolves all the way to Gromp.So now when you're gonna fight the Zoe Jinx, see, you're gonna run at her with only your Q and your E, right?And the only time you're gonna ult is if she lands her bubble on you.Am I understood?Her bubble.

So the thing where it says drowsy and then after like one second you become a sleep encounter I think.Back up back up.Yeah, just run back run back like 13.This is decent Okay, unleash your evil jinx in Chad right now go Okay, that's good.That's good.That's like a good start.

I think it's wraps bro.They have every drag No, no.No, they have two dragons.They have two dragons.They're gonna throw chill walk top If you int the game, you have no right to vote to surrender, bro.You should run into a fucking truck.

Now press W and run at her.Do not step on that little pool, though.There you go.Now run at her.Now, if she throws out her Q, you dodge it, okay?Oh my!

No, you're fucking Challenger.Hold your Q on her now.Hold your Q on her now.It's fine.Your Teemo's gonna do something.Why is she allowed to throw multiple Qs at me?

Yeah, it's on a low cooldown.She's broken.Okay, so now look for the red buff, and then you're gonna talk to bot folk there.See, the good thing is we're teaching you how to dodge abilities, so like...It's looking quite good right now.No, I'm kidding.

Snow, look, I want you to play for the Krugs.If Kaylen walks up mid, you're gonna look for a kill on her, okay?Okay.We're gonna have to look for a kill on her after these Krugs.Walk mid now.Go, go, go.

This is all you.Do not step on the trap.okay?Uh, go for the raptors, go for the raptors.Your raptors.Not the wolves, the raptors.

And then afterwards, we're gonna look for the, uh... the wolves.But it's okay, listen.Jinxie, you're a fucking Sith Lord.What do you care if your team is shit?They're just a bunch of worthless Stormtroopers, bro.Real.

Yes.Good.That's the kind of mentality you need to have as a League player.Okay.So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna finish this.And after I want to look mid, look mid, look mid, look mid.

I want to W and run mid.W, W, run mid, W, run mid.Look for this.Don't lead with R. Try to R on the Kate if you can.If not, just back off.Back up, back up, back up.

Flash for her, flash for her.God fucking damn it!Okay.0 and 9?Is that my ADC or my support?That's your ADC.

This guy needs to get banned tonight.Okay.So what we're gonna do here - So how much 0 and 9 is ADC?Oh my god!Listen, I have good news, I have good news.Enemy team is majority AP.

Buy your Spirit Visage right now.We're gonna get this shit done.Just trust in the process.Alright, I'm gonna listen to everything you say.Alright, so first things first, I want you to run straight bot.Run at her.

Press W, press W now, W now, W now.And now you just chase.You need to chase her.She already wasted her bubble, so she doesn't have that thing that can CC you.So just chase her.Just chase.

Okay, she ignited you.Okay, you're gonna have to dodge, right?E. It's okay.It's not farming.Nice!Good!

Nice.Nice.Okay, bad news, so.My braindead Teemo's killed it?Yeah, and it was a kill that was worth a thousand gold.Now go for the Scuttlecrab.

At least he shut down, eh?I'll get this.And now I want you to look on the dragon.Now I want you to walk back.Walk back.All the way over there.

This is good.This is good.Drag it out.Drag it out.Okay, your Teemo's fucking braindead.Come on, you just have to AFK.

Hit it.Walk up and just hit it.If Ekko E's in, you need to ult him.Ult him.Ult ult.Okay, that's good.

That's good.So now what you're gonna do is I want you to look for...Just back up, just back up right now, it's okay.Look for your wolves.Yeah.So you're gonna go for your wolves.

After your wolves, I'm gonna want you to look towards the fight that's happening.This is good.Now I want you to chase your blood sun.Do not step on the traps.Nice, go for the kill, go for the kill.Fucking amazing, Jinx.

That's what I like to see.Okay?Now back up, back up, Irelia.Back up, back up, back up.We don't wanna over chase, we don't wanna over chase.We got a good play.

You are.Yeah, now you're back.Dude, I'm telling you, you have your entire team on your back and they're sitting there, they're in the fucking backpack.Do you have arthritis?Why?Well, you're gonna get it after this game, bro, with the amount of carrying that you're doing.

Okay, so now after this, I want you to walk, uh, bot.And I want you to take those minions.Now press P. Okay, you can actually take one wave, bot, and then recall.Because we have enough for our items, so we're gonna want to spend all our gold.Alright, now recall.I'm telling you, yes, it is 1v1.

percent.So now buy your spirit visage afterwards I want you out of base to look mid All right now Jinx II get this this has your fucking name written all over it you earn this go Look for the briar the briar the briar.Okay.Okay, you might have to back up now back up.It's fun She's she's broken as fuck.All right, so now what I want you to do get these Raptors after these Raptors I'm gonna want you to go for the crab top It's in a it's in the barren pit not through there not through there if you walk there you might get a hit by this OECC and I I'm telling you you got this shit, bro.

It's in the fucking bag right now Okay, so now you're gonna play for this after this I'm gonna want you to look top on the Morgana Okay, you're gonna look top go for this do not are do not are Okay, what's cute?Thank you.It's not one you back up and I'll go farm your racket Oh, fight this.Okay, press E, E, Q, Q. Nice!Good shit.Okay, now look on the Morgana, look on the Morgana, look on the Morgana.

Okay, now run away, run away.Leave him to die, leave him to die.Fuck this guy.So now go take his wave.Let him die and take his wave, let him die and take his wave top.Evil Jinx -y.

We need evil Jinx -y.Now take the Krugs, Krugs red, Krugs red.This is okay, this is okay.Trust, don't panic, don't panic.You're gonna kill off this.okay?

And I'll go to your red.There's a chance that they're all here, but we're gonna see.Okay, go for the Zoe, the Zoe.You have your E?I want you to E. You can look for this, you can look for this, Chenxi.Have some confidence, let's go.

Yep, that's the fucking confidence I wanna see from you.Okay, now you're gonna ult on her.Run at her and ult on her.I want her to fucking carve her face off.Did she run away?Yep, look towards mid.

You are.So now look for this Ekko kill.If Ekko dies, press W and chase.Press W and chase.If he dies, it's baron.R. I want you to R him.

Now hold Q on him.Okay, now fight the Briar.Fight the Briar.You have your Q up in a second.I want to Q the minion.Q the minion.

Okay, none more.Uh, so now what are you gonna do?You're going to...Look Baron.I want to look Baron.Kill the Morgana and then look Baron.

Yep, go on her.Go on her.Go on her.Cut her off.She has nowhere to escape.She's fucking dead.

She's fucking dead.Yes!Yes!Yes!Okay, now go Baron.Sorry, Baron.

Ping Baron.Ping Baron.Now.Uh, ping Baron.Yes.You're gonna kill all of us.

Yes, you got this shit, bro.It's broad and sweet in the bag.Broad and sweet is in the bag right now.Press E so you take less damage.So now Q, there you go, keep healing.You got this shit bro, but I don't want you to get too excited.

If you get too excited, yep.We're back bro, we're fucking back!No, you actually got this shit now.So now what I want you to do is you're gonna look for the...on a base here Yep, you should but do the crap first the crap so you're gonna do the crap right now Ignore them ignore them.You're gonna go for the fight after so now go for the fight here You're gonna kill them all.

I want to go in.I want to go in chase this go in I want to go fucking crazy jinxing.Yes.That's what I want to see Now run away, this is good.Now push mid, push mid, mid, mid, mid.Mid, I want you mid, I want you mid.

You're gonna push to mid wave.Now keep pushing, keep pushing mid, keep pushing mid.No, no, no, no, keep pushing mid.If you walk in now, the problem is that you have no vision.So they could be postured anywhere to fuck you up.So we need to avoid that possibility.

Come to my back!Yeah, no, I'm telling you, it's looking very good for us right now.So what I want you to do is I want you to look for the blue buff here.Yeah, you're doing good now I'm telling you it's looking good.I want you to get your boob up and then after this I want you to just start pushing bot.You're gonna split push bot lane now, okay?

So Jinxie, Jinxie, the thing that I always have an issue with with you when it comes to split pushing is that you always walk around like back and forth back and forth.I want you to imagine that you're one of those minions.You go nowhere but forward, okay?Keep walking forward, go.Just keep walking forward.I don't ever want to see you walk back unless I tell you to.

Keep walking forward.Keep going, keep going, keep going.Okay, keep going, keep going.You keep walking.Yes, sir.God, we're so back.

Yep.Come back, man.Greatest comeback ever.You're bringing this shit back from the grave.Keep going.Now look for the end of tower.

Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.Bro, everybody's not focused on me.This is awesome.Exactly, yes.They don't even know what the fuck's happening.They're like, where's Warwick?

Okay, so now walk mid.Now you walk mid.Morgana's here, now you walk mid.Now chase the Bloodsunt.See if you can find someone that's low on ult on them.Ult!

Yeah, it's okay though, it's okay though.So now you're gonna push mid.No, you're good, you're good.Okay, see if you can W and then R on her.See if you can W then R on her.Nice, good R. Hold Q. Good.

Okay, now get the turret here and then afterwards the inhib.The turret, not the minions, Jinxie.The turret, the inhib, the inhib.Hit the structures.Yeah, just keep hitting this.If your team dies, fuck them.

You're dark Jinx, you're supposed to be evil anyways.So now, make sure you get this cannon.Make sure you get this cannon.Okay, now you can back up.So Jinx, what we're gonna do here is you're going to walk to the enemy red buff, take it if it's up.If not, you just recall.

If it's up, you take it and then you recall.Now recall.Now recall.Now recall.Oh my god, what a game.Okay, we got a crazy one on our hands So I want you to right -click the death stance and then buy elixir of iron.

There you go You already know what see you already know what some of these items are now go for your red buff and then walk mid Now when you start spam pinging mid start going fucking crazy on the mid lane spam pings Okay now Jinxy very important.Where does Darth Vader buy his shoes?Good.So now get this get this mid wave just push mid And then I want you to, look for this, I want you to W, I want you to W, I want you to W and go in.W and go in, W and go in.Follow, follow the bloodsund.

Follow the bloodsund, I want you to go in.Ult if you have to, ult if you have to.Good, good fucking ult, thank you.So now you can keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting.You're fed as fuck, dude.Do not be scared, you're good, you're good.

Fight!Keep fucking fighting.Swing your dick in their fucking faces until they're sucking on it, go.Good shit.That's what I like to see, bro.See, Jinxie, that's the thing.

You just gotta know that you're the top fucking dog.Who are you?The top dog.You're the top fucking dog, that's what I like to hear.Now go for the dragon, then afterwards the baron.Bro, we actually came back.

And now you're not even killable anymore.Yup.That's why, Jinx, you never give up in this hero.There's always comebacks.Yes sir, I won't.I won't ever give up.

And I want you to play with more confidence too, bro.I want you to go in, and I want you to know deep down that you're gonna go fucking crazy on them.Some of the limit on my character sometimes.Yeah No, that's okay, but that's why.What you need to learn then is limit testing.Go to the baron.

So yeah, go around.So what limit testing is, is limit testing is when you don't know the limits, so you like die a lot while fighting, but you end up learning your limits over time.And that's what you need to do as a League player.Get the crab first.Wow, now my fucking crab.Okay, I'll take this.

If the enemy gets close, we're gonna have to turn on them.Yeah, because you don't have smite.Don't forget.I want you to press W and turn on the enemy team.Press W and turn on the enemy team.Yep, right there.

Nice.E. I want you to E. This is good.E again.There you go.Now fucking ravage her skull.Yeah, you feeling that?

You fucking feeling that, Darth Jinx -y?Yep, now you go Baron.Because the enemy jungler is dead.If the enemy jungler is dead, you take it for free.Go!Yeah, I'm telling you now, you're in a good fucking spot, bro.

It's free as fuck.Now they can't stand against you.Bro, they are trying to stand against the might of the Sith Empire.Do you understand?Yes.Yes, Emperor Palpatine.

Darth Jinxie must push me.Execute Order 67.Okay, go man.Keep going.I think we can end here.I'm just thinking, I know you can.

Okay, you can ult on the Kayle and lowkey.No, no, go on the Ekko.Okay, wait.Well, the only problem there is that you missed, unironically.Wait, did I miss my ult?No, you didn't.

It's because you like, ulted, but then you instantly Q'd her.Wait, did I just int the game?You're not gonna lose like you're fine here So Jinx II the thing is you have to understand that when you alt you need to alt based off where you think they're gonna Be going it's like pre firing.So now I want you to buy that stance So Jinx II rule of thumb every second in League of Legends gives you to go So if you're missing 20 gold 10 seconds, so now we're gonna do out of base here look for the red your red And then I want you to walk mid.Now listen, the only threat on the enemy team is Caitlyn.If she dies, you win.

So she's the only one that you're gonna ult.Understood?It's not walk mid.So if I can, just ult Kayle.Ult Kayle.Not even if you can.

Make yourself find an angle for it.I will.I will.Walk up.Walk up.Okay, do not step on these traps.

Those little things, you never want to step on them.So now what I'm going to want you to do, Share, back up.Back up.You're going to want to W, W, and then look for the R on Kayle.Okay, back up.I R'd Kayle, but I went for Briar.

Why?Because Briar was in front of the Kayle.Your ult isn't hit.Yeah.So that's why you need to find like, okay Jinx, I want your backup and recall.I need your backup and recall right now.

Cause I want you to look at your mini -map.What do you see?No, no, no, no.Look at your mini -map right now.What do you see?Yeah, that's not good.

That's fucking bad news for us, bro.Okay, so kill this entire minion wave, then walk to the dragon.So now look for the dragon?No.Okay, good.So now Jinx, I want you to just AFK push top.

AFK push top.So go back to top.You see that little red dot on your mini -map top lane?Yeah.So that's a super minion.that's how you can know where the super minions are when you see those little red dots and those super minions you know when they spawn when in when those circles go down so when you break open a circle every wave spawns a super minion yeah they they got one every single wave but you guys have one mid and one bot now jinxy do you know why opening three inhibitors is broken why who's getting every lane But you don't just get one.

If you open all three, you get two super minions in every lane.Holy shit, really?Yes.So imagine two super minions in every lane and your team has Baron.Look for the ult if you can find it on Caitlyn, Caitlyn, Caitlyn.Okay, you're gonna have to back up now.

The thing is, you're almost out of mana.That's what I'm worried about.I want you to run away.You're okay, you're okay.Okay, so Jinxie, you just here never forget, Caitlyn is literally their only threat.Like she's the only one you have to kill and if she dies you win.

Should I buy anything or am I full build?You can buy the elixirs.Yep, so just get that one.Coach, I'm sorry.God damn it.No, you're okay, you're okay.

The thing is that this game is teaching you target importance.Because a lot of the times, like, you kind of just ult whatever you see.But now you're kind of learning this game.You're like, oh wait, fuck.If I just ult whatever, then Kaylen kills everyone, right?Okay, I want you to run bot instantly.

Look for a kill on the Morgana here.Can I stop you?Stop you?So, Morgana has an ability that makes it so that if you hit her with any spell, the effect of the spell doesn't go through.Yeah.Look for a, not even if you look for a flank, it doesn't do anything.

So I want you to go to your blue buff, go take your blue.No, no, no, your blue, not the red.Because the thing is, blue buff gives you mana, right?So you're running out of mana a lot, so that's what we want to fix.You don't need to farm the wolves because you're already full build, level 18.Let's see if we can push out the wave bot here.

You don't want to let the Morgana just like push your base or else maybe she can end.Now just look for this.After you take this wave, I want you to see if you can take out one more.Take one more wave.click further out.And then after this, I want you to walk towards mid.

Morgana is sad now.Press W. Press W and chase him.Press W. Jinx, can I give you a little tip?I'll give it to you later.Just sit in that bush for me.Yeah, yeah, wait for them, wait for them, wait for them.

Okay, go in, go in.Fight this Zoe, fight this Zoe.Fight the Akko.Yeah, they're killing this Lee Sin.I don't know if you can fight this.But yeah, you probably just have to back off here.

Hold tab.Do they got soul now?Fuck, that's soul.Okay, so buy your elixir of iron again, and then we're gonna walk mid.Now, I want you to type 5 mid and start spam ping.Go do your red buff.

Do your red buff, wait for your team to spawn.No, no, no, stop, stop, stop.You're fucked.is up soon.You can literally flash ult Kayle if you do, you win the game.Your win condition is you flash ulting Kayle.

Do you understand that this game is all on you?Now start pinging mid again.If you land your flash ult on Kayle, you win the game.I'm letting you know this right now.I want you to W. Wait, not yet, not yet, not yet.Just wait for your team to get into position.

Now just wait.So now, Jinxie, the only thing you have to do is just get in range of the Kaylen to flash ult her.That's it.Oh.Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.I think your team might be clutching though.

Your team might be clutching though.Don't over your Teemo, that's what's happening here.Okay, unironically, I think your Teemo can hold this.Yeah, so the problem now is that the game, I think, just lasted too long.And it's at a point where it's like, the enemy is scaling really fucking hard.But there could still be a chance, drone over mid though, see what's happening.

Like, your Teemo's lowkey putting up a fucking fight right now, bro.He's fucking fighting till the bitter end.Yep.Buy your elixir again, buy your elixir again.And now I want you to walk towards mid.Now lowkey, you could land your ult on Mikaela.

Not yet, not yet.Okay, hold Q, hold Q. E, E, E, E. Okay, yes, yes, yes, yes!Hold on.Okay, listen, listen, listen.The good news is, Jinxie, that you almost brought that game back from the fucking brink.I don't want to think about that.

You've been awake for 12 hours.You're in Dark Maul cosplay.Alright.Alright, I'll see you bro.Have a good one.Sleep well, die small.

Get Challenger, Emperor Paladin.I will.Chatted him off, yo.Yo, Wstream and Wcosplay chat.What should we do next?Guys, uh, tomorrow, probably gonna do Forza Horizon 6.

We got a wheel and pedals.