Denny's Conspiracy Investigation

This is an email from Sabrina and she said, then the pizza came and listen, she said, I'm not saying they're doing this, but it looks oddly similar.

What?

No.

Oh, my God.

That's the worst one I've ever seen. Yes. What is going on there?

Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is.

The finale!

Not the finale of our podcast. I was getting ready to retire, so.

I'm quitting!

Guys, this is the finale of the Farmers Got Talent show! As you can see, we've all got on our best. Chris, literally, you look like you're going to escort me to my death. Yeah, it does look like you are. I'm not going to be able to get up. As you can see we've all got on our best Chris literally you look like you're

Paint my body you have something so fancy on your tie. I don't even know what it's called

Oh, yeah, the clip that like holds the tie in place period

Where did you get a suit like this?

I used to work at a very fancy shave shop and I had to have things like this for the job. You had to wear a suit to work? You had to dress up, yeah. They made you dress up really nice.

Yeah. Count me out.

It looks so good.

I know, I like how you look. I just don't like wearing suits.

I haven't worn it in a while and it's tight.

It's so much tighter than I remember.

All those muscles. Right. Thank you. Lifting up big boys. How much are we benching? 300?

Jared and Sandy, you guys look beautiful today. Thank you.

Thank you. Dazzling, might I say. Jared's looking a little thin. Say more. I'm just going to say this. Jared, you're looking chiseled.

I feel pretty chiseled. I mean, he's been lifting 300 pound men too.

Myself. Jared, you're looking chiseled. I feel pretty chiseled. I mean, what is going on? He's been lifting 300 pound men too.

Myself. I'm in ketosis.

So you guys know, it's a...

Can you explain that to me?

So we are on a nutrition plan.

So we have cut sugars out of our diet.

Oh God.

And what this is gonna do is allow my body to actually burn fat. I guess before it was just obtaining fat Okay, so now it's burning fat, right? It was pretty rough for a few days. I felt like I wanted to give up I couldn't even go through the grocery store without feeling depressed because I can't eat any of it

You just told me you're about but now I'm good last night

I was I almost caved in last night at granola, but the fact that caving in would be having granola.

Whoa.

I was going to say, why was your craving granola? And why did you have access to granola?

Yeah. Why do I have access to granola?

I had bought some because at work we did like a breakfast potluck. And so I bought some and he was telling me on the way here, he said, man, I was so hungry last night. And the granola was there, he's like, we gotta get rid of it. He's like, pretty much the only reason he didn't eat it was because it was still sealed. So he didn't want me to see that he had some because he had to open it.

And also because having to open something adds an element of guilt into the mix.

He also did tell me the other day, he said, you know, we could easily eat something and just not tell each other we're eating something.

I don't think you could because you'd test not in ketosis.

Well...

Wait, you guys are like, we're testing? Yeah, you can like test for it?

Yeah, we're pricking our fingers, it's going into a machine, all that stuff. What? It hurts.

We're testing our sugar and then we're also testing our blood. I'm swishing coconut oil in my mouth every morning. How long? For 15 minutes. For 15 minutes.

What?

Is that even part of- How can you- Wait, you're swishing it like mouthwash?

Yeah.

For 15 minutes.

Okay, 15 minutes?

You might have lost me.

That's so long.

And is the goal just health?

Yeah.

Yes. a six to nine month process. At some point we're gonna take ice baths. We're gonna take ice baths.

Wild cold plunges.

See?

But we're testing everything, not just our sugar.

This sounds like my nightmare.

We're testing our blood pressure in the morning, like laying down, standing up. We're testing our heart rate variability. Like we're testing our pH in the morning.

You guys are running a hospital over there.

Yeah, let me tell you. Do you need a nurse? Yeah, probably. You should wear a catheter.

I am.

Wow, well I'm proud of you guys. That's more than I've ever done in my life.

Yeah, it's been a month. So congratulations. Honestly, that is an accomplishment.

If we quit now, I'd feel proud of myself.

Yeah, well we're not going to. You're a much stronger person than I am in every way than any

else.

Really?

Yeah.

Wow.

Chris, how's your ketosis?

I wouldn't have even known what that means. I would have thought someone had a stroke. Never tried it. Never don't know her. No, I've used coconut oil as lube. That's the only correlation I have to this.

Okay.

Is that safe? It's antibacterial. Good for, right? It's very, yeah.

Very lubricant. Right?

A different kind of pulling.

Yeah.

We're going to go from there.

Spencer, what is going on with life? I haven't seen, okay, here's the thing.

Yeah. Let me talk about the diseased elephant in the room. Referring to myself, I don't want to do this. I feel like every episode has turned into me having a different like illness. And I promise guys, I'm not manifesting this. Having kids has broken me. It has changed my life.

I'm so grateful to be a dad. We love our children so much. Literally the whole point of existing But also they get sick I get sick. We are

Able who got sick first being honest. We are building our immune systems together Shane and our toddlers starting at zero

I was like, why am I always getting sick? I feel like this is embarrassing. I hate I hate this She goes well, maybe because you started leaving the house and stuff, like you're building your immune system just like your babies. It's like, we're at a 37-year-old baby, just fresh out of the world. So yeah, anyways, yes. The last two weeks, I have not seen Spencer.

I haven't seen any of you guys because I've been quarantined because I had hand, foot, mouth disease. You had a disease from like the 1800s? which sounds so scary, and honestly it kind of is. It sounds like literally something you get like on a pirate ship.

Yeah, it literally is like the Oregon Trail.

You got the hundred foot mouth disease.

Should probably get a polio vaccination.

Literally. Like, I'm over it. I don't want to talk about how sick I have been forever, but I will just say this. You will see pictures of me in Las Vegas

wearing medical gloves.

It was devastating.

I just want to say I was not contagious. My doctor cleared me a week before that. I was not contagious. The problem is when you get hand, foot, mouth disease, don't Google it. You just get these crazy blisters all over your body. And then after you're healed, your body starts like building new skin or whatever so like well because again yeah the blisters pop or peel or whatever and then his hands are

peeling like you got a chemical peel on his hand my hands look a little wild but

I got like nice you know leather gloves for like when we were out and about in Vegas cuz I felt like that was less weird even though it was a hundred more

like more like this is a weird fashion it's not a weird I know like it's high fashion nowadays people are wearing gloves no, I know like it's high fashion nowadays that people are wearing gloves. No, it's very like, it's in right now.

Like people are like.

Yeah, but not walking around the strip in fake.

No.

No, so.

We were going to a meet and greet at Ashley Simpson.

Okay, okay, yes.

So the worst part is the amount of people I had to lie to. Guys, I felt like I caught all of them. What do you mean? I was part of it. You don't think I sold it?

I had to join in on it half of the time.

So let me explain. So obviously people would ask me why I'm wearing gloves. And like when I would go to like, because I was trying to find nice gloves, because yes, I'll get to in a second, but was like, I need to get some cute little, you know, little nice leather gloves. So I'd go into these nice stores and be like, do you guys have any gloves? They're like, no, it's 100 degrees.

Oh my God, like golf gloves or whatever. But then I would be wearing, like, I went to the Gucci store and I was like, do you guys have gloves? Can I try, on the spot, I was like, I burnt my hands, I burnt my hands.

And she goes, how? And I said, cooking pasta.

Which is something he doesn't eat.

Yeah, he hates pasta.

He literally hates pasta.

So that first one was a little scary, but like, I got through it. So then we're walking around on the strip And we see these two showgirls and they're just like, hey, what do you want a picture with us? You know, they walk around you take pictures and they show their butts and you show your butt But one of the girls was like, oh my god, I watch a podcast and I was like, oh my god Hi, and then the other girls like oh my god. Why watch a podcast? Oh my god. Hi And then they're just like, oh my God, I was cooking and the pasta and then the pot and then whatever.

And now my hands are burning. Anyways, like, let's show our asses. And they totally bought it and I moved on. But this turned into three, like two days of this. Now at the end of it, I started to believe it. Shout out everybody I met, Ashley Simpson.

I don't even think she asked why I was wearing gloves. Wait, can you talk about that experience? Yeah, let's talk about that part. Sandy was asking so many questions and I made her stop talking earlier.

He's all, stop asking questions.

Okay. Oh my God, wait, before I get to that. So I'm wearing the latex gloves, right? And we're walking around pretty drunk at like 1 in the morning. And this guy, you know, when you walk. Yeah. So this guy walks up to us, I have the gloves on, and then he just goes, strip club, strip club, strip club.

I said, and at this point, I ate so much Mexican food that I was like feeling sick. And I was also intoxicated, I haven't been drunk in years. And then I just turned to him and I'm like, oh, I am so sick right now and then he just goes oh oh get better and then i realized i'm wearing gloves and then he goes oh my god get better and then i realized i'm wearing gloves

he probably thought i had like the plague oh no i mean basically you did i'm not contagious no i mean you're not sick anymore like so scary i'm so sick right now. It's like COVID or...

Oh, I look like I had scurvy. Okay, Ashley Simpson. So, okay. So on me and Ryland's third date, I was about to break up with him. And we went to, we went to a...

Some would say I was about to break up with him. It was not going well.

Our first date was good. Second date was fun. We went to a plantation. Love the vibe. Lunch date. He picked me up from work. Yeah. I'm so fun. And then third date, we're going to a Mexican restaurant.

The Friday I had a long week. It's like, you know, fifth day of working and waking up early and you're just like, ugh. Yeah. And then you gotta go on this third date. like we're not that comfortable with each other yet, but I'm not really in the mood. Right. So I'm in the car with him and I'm driving,

we're going to a Mexican restaurant and I just feel a vibe and I'm like, this is kind of weird. And then he, out of nowhere, just goes, you know, the third date is usually when I never see him again.

What?

And I said, like, what do you mean? He's like, I don't know. I just know when it's not right. I just know when I end it. That's crazy to say to him. And that's how you catch him ladies,

with that line right there.

I was like, I just move on. And in my head, I'm already thinking, okay, when I saw, this is a random backstory, but the first time I saw him was in this video him, right? So I was like, this is going to work. But why am I not feeling this? And he's not feeling me. But like, I like him. And I think we're gonna get married. So I feel like I can't go against the universe. And then we're on the way back. And

I turn on the Ashley Simpson autobiography album, because it's one of my go tos. And I'm like going to scream sing autobiography by myself. And I turn it on and it's like, you think you know me?

Whole different person.

And then I hear next to me. Word on the street that you do.

You are my history, history, history.

And literally. And then once that chorus hit, I got stings on my. We started scream singing together the whole ride home. We park in my driveway and we listened to three more songs. Piece of me, surrender, we're hitting all the bops. And then I just turned to him and in my head, I thought,

oh my God, I was right. I'm going to marry him.

And I thought this is nice too. I was like, I can actually like be myself and be comfortable around this person. I'll see this guy one more time. Just once. Put a little coconut. And so, when Ashley Simpson announces her first live performance in 20 years, we were like, sign us up. And so the time had finally arrived.

And of course, my family comes down with the plague, HFMT. And I was like, great. Of course, this ruins my Vegas.

And I'm not giving Ashley Simpson hand, foot, mouth disease. I'm not having that. That's not going to live on. So once I was cleared or whatever, there was still a week to go. And I was like, all right, by then I'm going to be totally fine. Of course, my hands were still crazy looking. So I had to wear gloves and then we're in line for the meet and greet package, and people started coming up to us and, like, sharing really sweet stories

about how they found my videos, or they watched the podcast, or things like that. One of them, one of the guys, like, made me cry. And as they were doing that, I started thinking, oh, my God, like, I am shaking. I'm so nervous to meet Ashley Simpson.

And they're coming up to me. They're probably kind of nervous, but they're doing it. So like I could do it. And then this one guy started telling me his story or whatever. And then I was like, I'm so nervous to meet Ashley Simpson. And then he was just like, I believe in you. Tell her everything you've ever wanted to tell her.

And I was just like, I'm going to tell her that she literally saved our relationship. And because of her, we are married and have kids. It really is because of her, if you really think about it. So then I was like, I'm gonna do it. So now at this point I'm drunk.

A little bit.

And I got gloves on. I'm just like, I'm gonna do it. So we walk up and Ashley's standing right there. And then we get up to Ashley and Ryan was like, you say it, you say it, you say it, you didn't want to talk. Like now? So then I got an idea. I'm like, oh my God, I'm going to hold a picture of Max and Jet on my phone and like hold it because, you know, I want

them to be a part of it. So then I look at Ashley and I'm like, I'm like, okay, first of all, like, other, but like I knew I was like, we're probably gonna get married. How are we gonna fix this? I turn on your album. We started scream singing it. Now we're married and we have two kids.

And she was just like, what? So I show her the picture of Max and Jet. And she was just like, Aunt Ashley. And I was like, that I wasn't so nervous. I was so glad I said what I wanted to say. And she was incredible. Hasn't performed in 20 years.

She was amazing.

So fun.

Shout out Ashley Simpson.

Your stories were amazing and she looked incredible.

I was like, oh my God.

Yeah, it was like such a intimate stage. Like you were, you felt like you were with her.

I think I'm mostly shocked that Ryland didn't say anything. I didn't know you got that nervous. So nervous. I'm shocked.

I just gave her a hug and I just looked at her and took it in. We had fun though. It was Shane's first time getting drunk in maybe five years. He's had like, he's been scared

of getting drunk or something.

Well, yeah, because I got alcohol poisoning like seven hungover. I've never finished a drink and I finished one and then I finished two and then we were at Ashley with gloves on and then afterward, it was a mess. It was a disaster. I realized we're very old.

Yeah, you know, cause we used to go to Vegas when we first started dating and we were just messy and drunk and crazy. So when we got to Vegas this time, we were like, oh, it's just a realization of how old we actually are now. But then we just leaned into it. And by the second night in Vegas,

we were just as drunk as everybody else, running around the strip like maniacs.

Everyone's old.

Yes.

Everyone.

But I will say, I'm with you guys on feeling old. We saw Taking Back Sunday, which in itself made me feel old. Speak for yourself. But like halfway through the show, the majority of the people there were sitting down I think because their knees hurt. I was sitting down

like ugh. You can tell when it was a new song because everyone would sit down and then when it was like an older song everyone would get up and like cheer on. Spencer, what does it

feel like to be young? It's amazing, I'll be young forever. No because I I actually, I mean, this is not really feeling old, but like my friend is a substitute teacher and she was like, do you guys know any of the slang? Because her kids were like making fun of her for not knowing any of the slang. I was like, I probably know some of the slang. I didn't know.

I was like, we're on a new cycle.

Oh, wow.

It's not sounds. It's like diggity booby bops. Yeah, so that's something. They love saying six, seven. I just learned about that one.

And I was like, I don't know. I don't know what that, that's a good thing.

What is it?

If you say six, seven.

Six, seven.

It's like a thing kids love.

I don't know.

How does Chris know this?

I don't know. They're like, oh, as a youth pastor, he has to be hit with what the kids are saying.

But by the way, six, seven, apparently is old now. Cause I just learned about it. And someone was like, oh, that's all you just learned about that.

I was like, you know, what's not old is tea. Like it spilled the tea. And because I was at work, I work at a high school. So I was trying to turn the kids on to gossip. Like, what's the gossip, you know? I was like, so what's the gossip, guys? And they're like, what is that? And I said, don't you know?

Yeah.

I was like, it's gossip. And then, no joke, one kid said, gossip's already a short word. Why would you just say it? And I said, that's so old. Maybe we'll bring, you guys, what do you guys think about goss?

Goss.

Let's get a trending.

Stop trying to make that happen.

So you're basically taking one letter out of the word gossip.

Well, it's still cool. I mean, just try it. Lowe's out of the mouth really good. I like that. What's the got? I'm like even swishing with coconut oil. I've never heard anything.

It's what's the cost?

I mean, again, I haven't had extra sugar in like a month, guys.

OK, it's show your brain is working.

Yeah.

All right. Well, speaking of goss and all these six sevens, we're going to take a quick little break. break and when we come back guys it's the finale of Farmers Got Talent. I'm so wait I'm kind of sad I guess we can do season two. We can just do it yeah America's Got Talent's been like 30 years. Period. Wait not 30 years. I'm on the bottom. We're gonna be crowning a winner this is very very exciting and uh yeah I'm gonna I have to pee so bad I'm not gonna lie that's my hot gospel Anybody else? Sure. Fun! And when we come back, the finale.

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I don't know what that was.

Hey, welcome back to the finale of Farmers Got Talent. Oh my god. I am so on the drive here. I was like panicking because I'm like, how are we going to choose? This is scary. It's going to be tough. Oh my god.

OK.

What's at stake?

$5,000. And I didn't get a sponsor, so I guess I'm drunk and generous. I'm giving the prize.

Vegas part two.

OK, so how do we do this? I guess do we just, I don't know. Okay. So let me just we can run down who made it to the finale. We have five finale winners We have Felicia. She I think was maybe our first winner. She was a singer

Hannah is the girl from Alaska. She was one of our most recent winners. She's also a singer

Gianna another singer she was I think our second winner

Sarah who made mini Sally. Oh, yes.

Yes, she-

Incredible.

Yeah, great job.

So she made some new stuff. And then Mallory and Marcy, who made the podcast themed rap song.

Yes. Shane in the zone with conspiracy plots. Aliens, clones connecting the dots. Rylan walking in, slay queen every day.

Outfit on 10, got that glam on display. But yeah, so those are our five finalists. And yeah, should we just jump into it? So Felicia, I think she gives a little hello at the beginning of this video with her cats, so we can start with her.

Hey, working the pet angle, huh?

I like it.

Hello guys, this is Felicia,

and this is my husband, Jesse, and our kitties. I have Henry and he has Robin. Oh my god. He does not want to be held right now. But I just wanted to actually introduce myself. I'm 23 years old and I'm from New Hampshire. And I just wanted to say thank you so much for the gift from the last episode. And thank you for inviting me back. And I can't wait to show you guys my video.

Her eyes are so cute.

I love her.

Oh and she's playing

Oh my god

Somebody put her on a stage

Honestly

I'm crying

Can we not get a sound stage for these people to perform on?

This is gonna be such a hard decision

We should have done the finale in Vegas We should have done a stage

Oh my god Can I just say, first of all, literally that made me cry. That was so good. Also, I think the reality of this is hitting me that not only are you guys so talented, but we have found

such incredible talent and now, this isn't like a joke. We literally found incredible, incredible, like she could win the voice. Yes. Yeah. Like this is insane. Oh my god. Yeah.

That's the first person.

I will say what an incredible song choice.

Yeah, like it felt like she wrote it. Like she meant those words, you know?

Oh my god. Well, Felicia.

And everyone watching support these artists as well. I'm sure you'll have them listed in the description section.

All their IGs and everything will be on screen.

I mean, a lot of them are just like,

Really?

Good singers.

They're just holding this talent?

I think she's just like a person.

What?

Just amazing at singing.

Maybe, I don't know, I just decided to try out.

Like, oh my God.

I can't believe, like, you better believe if I was sitting on a voice like that, you guys, no, I'm just saying, like, if I had talent, oh my God, you guys better watch it for me. I'd be banging on fucking doors and being like, you're going gonna listen to me, and I'm gonna be a fucking superstar already do that

He's just bangs on our door, and I'm like I know I know you're you're already married. You're giving great agent energy right now

I will say that all right so next up we have Hannah. Oh my god, so she did an original song. Oh my god She said it's dark. She said if it's too dark triggering. I can do a karaoke song. Oh my god. This is too much. She said it's dark. She said if it's too dark, I can do a karaoke song. I was like, no, this is perfect. I want to hear original. So this is Hannah from Alaska.

Hi, everyone.

It's Hannah, and I'm going to be doing

an original song for this round.

It's called Body.

I'm going to piano player, so this I'll be judging. So cute. Yeah. ♪ Body is body, I regret it ♪ ♪ Body is body, I want to forget you ♪

Oh my God.

♪ I wanna wash any memory of you ♪ Oh my god. you have been Oh, this home is not safe anymore You shut up my windows and kicked out my door Oh, I fear this is beyond repair And I wish you thought about that, but you didn't care. Wow.

Thank you. The whole time I was just...

My God.

I was really reflecting on my state of ketosis during that. It made me think about for some reason. I was thinking about the granola, like the journey I've been on with food. Real art will do that to you.

Oh my God.

She's incredible.

She is, her voice is insane. Like insane.

She definitely has to have an Instagram for her music.

She does. Like, I don't know, like she's so good. So Hannah, ah, that was so good.

And she wrote that. And the lyrics were incredible. Oh my god.

Hannah, this needs to be on iTunes or wherever we can download it because it is so good. It's so good.

We got competing agent energy going on here.

Okay.

Sandy can be an associate of mine.

Okay.

Wow, she doesn't get her own. We are, there are five people.

And partners, and partners. Ryland and partners. I'm getting it now. Right, right, right. Yeah, yeah.

Wow. Thank you, Anna, for sending that in. Incredible. And so this is Gianna. She said, hey, it's Gianna. I took Shane's advice and she's singing

I'm With You by Avril Lavigne.

I can't!

Thank you for the opportunity. And I think she had very grateful about the prize so oh my god okay all right so this is Gianna

yes Yes! Yes! I feel like her mom.

Okay.

That was good.

Can I just say, I love the endings of these videos. Just like the realness of like, the turn. Wow, that was so good. I feel like a mother. That was so good. Every note, her voice did not crack.

She hit every single note. She went above and beyond. I feel like Avril would be impressed.

That was so good

Oh my god, we have those three singers right and three singers and then we have the two oh my god I also think doing a song like that is kind of brave because like everyone knows that song So I'm gonna compare it, you know what I mean?

So like if you don't nail it, you know, there's like extra pressure. And I wasn't thinking about like, how did Avril sing it? I was just like in, in her, like with her singing, it just was, you know, it was so nice.

Wow, good.

Good Asian talk, good Asian talk.

Got the two Asians.

Yes, CA and you speak.

I think you need an associate.

Wow.

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All right, so this is Sarah. She said, hey everyone, thank you so much for allowing me to be part of the finale. This project was an absolute rollercoaster with a lot of lows consisting of many days. I didn't think I could do it, but I did. Just a heads up, I'm speaking very quickly in the video, apologies. I tried to make the video as short as I could. She just said, I just really want to make it clear

that I personally made and designed absolutely everything. Even the smaller items I made, nothing was purchased.

Oh wow.

Okay.

I made you all proud.

So this is Sarah.

I'm nervous.

Sarah.

Hey guys, so here I am sewing some little pod boo-boos. This is very sped up. The process took over 14 hours for their heads and their body sheets. Everything else I made. Now let me introduce to you guys the pod boo-boos. Let's start with Shane.

Of course I chose pink because the SD-

Are you fucking kidding me?

Before that, I was looking forward to adding

some big brother HOH.

I am low.

In HOH? Oh my god adding some big brother 808

Next is Ryland Chris always says that he can't stop staring in his eyes when he wears

Next is Lizzie, a nod. Oh my god. Luckiest girl in the world. Oh my god.

Oh, I'm gonna miss your pups.

And now we're at Hungry Boy. Oh my god, that's funny.

Oh, it's Shrek.

Spencer also loves Dune.

Oh my god. A sandworm, without it looking inappropriate. So. Give me. The popcorn pumpkin.

Oh my god. Now to Chris. without it looking inappropriate. So, the popcorn.

Oh my God.

Now to Chris, he mentioned in a video that red and black are his favorite colors.

Oh my God.

Rainbow shirt.

Rainbow shirt.

Oh baby.

Oh my God.

Oh my gosh.

Next is Jared.

I made him a Wallace.

Harper is his name.

It looks like Jared!

Oh my gosh!

The Wallace man once said...

A little Hot Wheels.

Oh my gosh, that's so cute!

Shut up!

And last but certainly not least, our Farmer Queen Saint.

Yay!

Oh, that's cute! And! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh!

And I know y'all wanted a Steve Hartley doll. Honestly, at first I wasn't going to.

Oh my goodness.

She did.

She did.

She did.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

The terrible bald cap is amazing.

I did not have a winner.

That is like, that is so impressive.

And every single detail, like paying so close attention to things everyone has said.

Oh my god

She learns software to make that that's

That maybe credit that's so beautiful the fact that you put so much work into that is insane like I I'm done

Wow, that was every step of the way was the jaw drop. Yeah, it was like reveal, reveal, reveal.

The little Steve Hardley is the cutest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

At first I was like, where's she gonna take us for three minutes?

Wow, thank you so much.

Please send them to us.

I'm speechless.

Yeah, she said she's like, okay.

Wow.

All right, wow. So we got one more. This has been a finale for the all finales So this is Mallory and Marcy. They made the rap last time and they said hi everyone Thank you so much for picking us as a finalist. We couldn't believe it We are so grateful and appreciative to be picked. We definitely tried our best to level up We've been working on it since we were picked on July 6. Whoa

We started working on writing the lyrics in our music the day of the podcast airing. We wanted to let you guys know our mom, Michelle crafted and painted our jeans we have on in the video. All the props and the costumes were stuff we already had, so we, or we handcrafted. We also changed our outfits 67 times in this video.

Whoa.

Wow.

Six, seven.

Six, seven.

That's where they get it from. With that by design. I don't know. I don't know.

So this is, I don't know if there's a name for this actually, but this is the podcast rap part two I guess from Mallory Carson. Oh my god.

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Living life loud in his own bold way. Big brother obsessed, straight Julie Chin villain. Sipping on a crispy Diet Coke, that's chill. Rylan's dad always on the go. Building toys and furniture like a pro. Hanging in the pod with his best friend Lizzie.

Listening to her cuss make some kind of ditty. The luckiest girls in the world don't try to stop it. Hey, mamas, make sure to clock it. Bow down to Jared, the OG full of masters. Studying to become a realtor in his next chapter. Hot wheels super hunter getting holy grails. Returning the camper, then getting the trails.

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It's hungry boy.

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Hey look, it's Chipotle.

Chomp, chomp, chomp.

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podcast wraps on. Yo, where my patreon is at?

IGWB.

Vibes in the back get her vibing with the crew. Sipping on dreams while we paint the night blue. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Wow! The creativity! That was so good!

That was so many shots. That was an unbelievable amount of shots.

They put more work into that than we've put into anything in our whole life.

I was just thinking like, they're doing our job better than us.

Creating videos.

There were a thousand locations. They got an RV! Did they like find an RV and get in front? Like, you know what I mean? There's so many specific things they did where I'm like, how did they do that?

I feel like I have to watch that like 20 times just to make sure to get every single detail.

They literally had the picture of Jesus that my mom has in her house that she's had since I was a kid. They somehow found it and put it on their wall like what the fuck is going on every single person i know all all haters so good wow so many of you are so dedicated to paying attention to the details and we cannot take that for granted oh my god incredible oh Shane we can't do the winner i don't literally don't need to do yeah before we get to voting i just want to say thank you guys so much every

single one of you and also everybody watching everybody in the comments Everybody that's showing them so much love like this really has been something. I'm so proud of I can't wait to one day like Put all the farmers got talent segments together and like one. Yeah Yeah, show our kids like this is just so beautiful so amazing and you guys put so much work into it. Oh my god It's just so great. So, thank you

Okay, also so thank you.

Okay.

Also thank you to everyone who submitted.

Everyone.

You guys are, like, there's so many talented people, we could only pick so many, but like, hopefully we'll keep doing it, because there's, I mean, there's enough already in the email where we could do more.

Yes.

I almost feel like we should do a silent vote. Oh. vote like and then give them to Spencer and then he could announce the winner text me your vote and then we go through and we say why we picked that person okay I like that everyone text Spencer there text me your vote is it a silent vote if you end up telling why you voted well after the fact after the winner is

announced but yeah that way we're not all like raising and yeah oh my god normally with this kind of thing it's like oh there's like clearly one that I'm leaning towards or a couple like I actually I don't know how could I possibly I agree I'm pretty stumped I

think they're all good enough where it's just like what vibe are you on right now you know I mean cuz I don't know but yeah but that's why I'm saying for them. It's like it's not like oh, this was so much better. It's Do you want to give us a recap of their names and what they did? All right So we had Felicia at the beginning with her husband Canna with her original song I think it's called Body.

Then we had Gianna singing With You with Avril Lavigne. ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Listen to the haters. They're just the weeds every two weeks to watch your garden grow better subscribe to stay in the know

Oh my god, we got a tough one. We got five Kelly Clarkson Like oh my god, all right, I've casted my vote. Oh, we're texting Spencer. This is so scary Spencer's also voting. I'm gonna vote to ya. Yeah. Oh my God. I just cast my vote.

I'm so torn.

Oh my God.

All right, everyone, the votes are in.

Oh my God.

And we have a winner.

Really?

Is it clear?

Is it like a sweeping?

Oh.

Ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in. You, the audience voted, well, not the audience. You, the hosts voted and we have a winner. And I will say, I'm stressed, it's unanimous. Sarah is our winner.

Wow. Wow. Oh my God.

We all voted for the-

Everyone voted for her.

Wow.

Am I gonna pass out?

Wow.

Every single person voted for Sarah.

That's crazy.

Here was my logic. These singers can find their way. Like, a voice, they can get on one of these other shows that will give them another platform. Sarah, it was like, it was jaw-dropping. And we can't forget about the Conspiracy Sisters.

Mallory and Marcy.

Oh my gosh, incredible.

Conspiracy Sisters is a good name.

Here's what I'm gonna say. I'm gonna pass out. Here's what I'm gonna say. Yes, my logic was, first of all, the Pod Boo-Boos hit me in a way emotionally where I like lost it. So also all the work she put into it.

But then I was also kind of thinking the same way as you. Our singers, Felicia, Hannah, Gianna, Like they are all going to get record deals, 100% and we are going to promote their album. They pursue, yes. Mallory and Marcy literally just, they need to post that on YouTube and we can promote it. And they're going to start a whole YouTube career like, cause they're so talented.

And I feel like Sarah, like that's such a specific talent that like, unless she's selling that, like, you know what I mean?

Like I just felt, I felt it. And you also have to give her the video she created to showcase that.

I know, the video was great too.

It was jaw drop after jaw drop after jaw drop. And it was just incredible. What I love about this is the mini Sally lives in the set forever. These pod booboos will live in the set forever. Here's what I'm thinking, Conspiracy Sisters, we're gonna, it's been our plan to have like a big TV in the entryway to play like old episodes at the podcast or rotating whatever

I think they should be at the front of the office So they'll live on in the office space forever too

Wow, and imagine season two when we have our finale in Vegas. We're doing it, babe

Yeah

Our top five from this from season one can come and like come on stage

Or introduce it.

They can open it with an original song. Yes!

Yes, that would be cool.

So there's more opportunities in the future for our-

Runners up.

For our runner ups.

Thank you guys so much. Congratulations, Sarah.

You killed it. Congrats everyone.

Love it. Congratulations everybody. Every single one of you was insane. And yeah, also, if you want to be a part of season two of Farmers Got Talent, the email's right here. Send us your talent, whatever it is. Be you, be creative, have fun, and don't hold back.

Also, if any of these singers end up on a singing reality show, which I feel like is going to happen, we have to all get behind them. And you guys have to vote. We have to like get our farmer to the top.

You better believe I'll be at a live taping.

Oh my God.

Oh my gosh, because they all film in, I mean, not all of them, most of them film in LA, we're there.

Yes. I'll fly to Atlanta for a live show.

Okay, it's usually in Atlanta. so much. What an incredible first season of Farmers Got Talent. I loved it so much. We're gonna take a quick little break. When we come back, we have a new segment that we're gonna try today. And then we're gonna get into some conspiracies. Stick around. Okay, listen, I'm here to help. I know I get it. It's three in the morning. You can't sleep. The sounds of ghosts and demons are filling your room. That's just me. But oh, they're loud. Well, luckily you can just reach on over your bedside table and grab your Raycon everyday earbuds because they have noise cancellation

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Hey, welcome back. Okay, I wanna try a new segment that might be kind of cheesy, but I feel like it could be fun. And also it can be doing good for small businesses, which I want to start doing more this year. So I have a segment idea called local love.

It is a little cheesy.

Okay.

We'll work on time. So there's a local restaurant. It's a Mexican restaurant that just opened up and I got us some food from there and I wanted to try it give our honest Opinion. Well, you can't they can't eat it, but they can go and support it. No, I'm saying Jared and Sandy are on their How about this? We will be judging based off presentation. Okay, and smell

And that's very important. Very important. That's big. Okay, so this is from a new restaurant called Banda Burrito. So this is a authentic Mexican restaurant. Banda Burrito. Check them out, please. I'll put all their links and stuff in the description.

Why are you pushing them so hard on us?

Local love.

Local love.

Local love.

It's not sponsored.

I promise, it's really not sponsored. Really non-sponsored. Okay, this is the El Giro Burrito. Smack it against your hand for me.

Okay.

Oh, oh. Good weight, good weight.

I'm already judging.

I like the weight.

Jared's already got a chow, or a stiff,

or what do you call it?

What are they?

He's cracking a fatty.

He's already cracked a fatty.

The fatties have been cracked.

But actually I just realized, Do you want to grab the other bag? You want to hold it? I want to hold it. Experience some local life. After I heard the thump against his hand, I thought, I got to.

It's always the thump.

Oh.

It sounds hefty. It feels like it has a good amount of ingredients.

Just the right amount of girth.

Wait.

Oh, this was supposed to be, wait.

What?

Did you just order more food from? This is the same bag. Wait, what's wrong? But it says Denny's. Oh, maybe because it's like the Uber Eats or something. Like maybe it's like a generic bag and then they put the sticker of the restaurant.

Oh, or maybe this is actually Conspiracy Corner. Hey guys, welcome back. That's right. Denny's has created a fake, authentic Mexican restaurant on Postmates and DoorDash and Uber Eats called Banda Burrito and it's just fucking Denny's! Oh my god!

Wait, do they actually have a website with their story?

Yes! They have a whole website!

I can't keep up, this is crazy!

Oh, oh, so Denny's made a fake website with a fake story?

Uh huh, oh and if you were wondering- Wait, if there's a backstory for their fake restaurant-

This is the about us on the Banda Burrito website.

Stop.

We have one mission, to kick your hunger's ass with burritos, jam-packed with a symphony of safe sabor for your taste buds.

Sabor!

We're what happens when you listen to your sueños. Oh, stop. And we get to make our dream of creating exceptional food with the best ingredients for great people

like you. Ready for a burrito like no other?

VAMOS!

Oh my god.

Their signature burrito, the El Guero, is actually just the Grand Slam Burrito.

No way.

Shut up.

And they are literally the same, just number one, bacon, hash brown, and eggs burrito.

Sounds pretty good to me.

Stop.

Are you serious?

OK.

So Danny's is a bacon. This is like on the band of burrito ones, like el bandicoot, el guero. It's like, oh.

Why is this making me angry?

Because it's insane. OK, hold on. Let me explain how I found this out. Actually, before I explain how I found this out, can you please show the nachos? So the Denny's nachos are amazing. I love Denny's nachos. They're called Zesty Nachos, as you can see there.

Oh, they look so good, right? $17.56 for nachos? You can actually, at's Nachos, Grandma's Nachos

for half the price.

For only $6.99.

For only $6.99.

That's weird, right?

That's $10 off.

That's insane. They're the same thing.

What?

Why?

I don't know.

That's insane.

Support local.

Yeah, local.

But look it, so the total of the order from Bandarito, $38 all the same stuff. The total for Denny's. $46. So this went from conspiracy to cheap trick.

Okay, let me explain.

Let me explain how this happened. So I was on Postmates as I do every night and I was trying to find something new for us to try. We have the same thing all the time. And I was just like, oh, like there's this new Mexican restaurant,

Banda Burrito. I've never heard of this before. Oh my God, these nachos look so good. So I ordered from Banda Burrito and it came to my door in a fucking Denny's bag. And I was like, well, actually before that, the postmate calls me and she's like,

I can't find Banda Burrito. And I was like, what do you mean? It's on the app. So then I look at the address and I'm like, wait a minute. I go to Google and I zoom in and it's fucking Denny's If you look on the actual like postmate, you know cover for Denny's you'll see 2.2 miles away Okay now show Banda burrito 2.2 miles away

Also on their website they have like frequently asked questions, where is Banda Burrito located? They don't say it's in a Denny's. They just say it's a delivery pickup dining experience. They don't say anything about Denny's.

They don't. It makes me so mad because if you were like trying to support a local business and you were excited about eating like an alleged local business and then you're just find out you're supporting Denny's who like did not need your money? Well and here's the thing, okay, I thought it was funny but I also did kind of, yeah, I got kind of upset about it because I was like, I thought I was supporting, yeah, a local family owned business and the fact that Denny's is, and it's not even like different, I mean there are a

couple options that aren't at Denny's but the fucking El Guero burrito is a grand slam burrito. It's not any different. Like it's not authentic. It's it's like crazy. So I called and I called Denny's and I was like, Hey, I'm so sorry. Like, are you guys also banned a burrito? Or is that like a different company or whatever? And then he goes, it's us. Yeah, it's, it's probably annoying for them. Yeah, right. Calling all the time and like Postmates or whatever. So yeah, and this is not, you know, out of the norm for Denny. And listen, I love Denny's. I'm not trying to come for Denny's,

but they have so many of these fake restaurants on Postmates. We've talked about the Meltdown, which is like a grilled cheese or whatever. They have the Burger Den.

Well, they have such a few spin-offs. They have like a Asian fried chicken or something. What? Yeah, and it's just like Denny's chicken nuggets. Remember we did Red Robin was doing the same thing

we did in a video years ago. I just like, it's crazy and there should be some sort of way to know. Like I know on DoorDash they're supposed to put like a virtual kitchen or something. On Postmates there's nothing there that says like, oh, by the way, this is Denny's. Nothing. So like, once again, Denny's, I love you, I'm not coming for you, but like, this is pretty fucking wild.

Yeah.

It's pretty crazy.

I would like to give Denny's a pass because they have been there for me in some rough moments. Denny's been there for all of us, I think we could say, but I do not like the way that they went about this. It feels very pandery to me. I don't like, you know, it's like, you know, when someone just knows Ola and that's like, yeah, but they say they're cultured, like hola, you know, they're pronouncing the H with it. It's, I'm not a huge fan, but I do think that if anyone is maxing out on the potential of DoorDash or Uber Eats or any of those things,

Denny's is writing the playbook.

Oh yeah.

I mean, they got a whole restaurant for chicken, you said?

For like Asian chicken. And it's just like Denny's like chicken bites.

I mean, that's crazy.

I mean, they got a department there that's doing a killer job of that work, but I'm not a huge fan of band of burrito. I don't like it.

And I thought we were going to smell legit burritos. I was getting so hungry. My stomach was growling.

Well, speaking of companies doing very sketchy things that could affect your family.

Oh my gosh.

The burrito affected my family.

This is an email from Sabrina Carpenter. Friend of the pod. No, from Sabrina Carpenter. No, friend of the pod. No, from Sabrina, she said, okay, I was having a big back night one night.

What the fuck is that?

Big back is like, it's kind of the opposite of what you guys are doing.

It's going crazy on some of these.

It's what we used to do maybe.

Isn't a better term for that, like a big belly night?

Big back is like a thing. It's like, oh, I'm being big back right now.

Where are these people coming up with these terms?

This is not a new one.

No, this is not.

Six, seven.

Okay, so she's having a big back night and ordered Pizza Hut. And she said, then the pizza came and listen, she said, I'm not saying they're doing this but it looks oddly similar to another pizza from Chuck E Cheese

What?

No

Did you order a pizza? Oh my god, bring it out

Prove it. That's the worst one I've ever seen. Yes. Look at this piece on the bottom. What okay?

What is going on? What is going on?

I think I'd have to call the manager if I got this pizza and just be like, Hey, I need you to answer some questions.

I would go over there and be like, look, what is going on?

I'm trying to do the math because I'm like, okay, here's the thing.

It's great. Still looks delicious though.

Chuck E. Cheese loves this by the way.

Here's the thing.

Do I think Pizza Hut is selling recycled pizza? No.

But what the fuck happened? But what the fuck is going on?

But then I started thinking, well, there has been viral videos of pizza delivery guys sneaking a piece and then putting the pizza back together.

What?

But when you do the math, it does make sense. It's the right amount. It's one, two, three, four, one, two, three, four.

And it looks uniformed with the other pieces. Look how they didn't cut it. Well, this is huge and it's weird because Pizza Hut isn't like a sit-down restaurant where they have access to Other pieces. It's just they make them all at once. Yeah, here's my thought This is a strategy. I'm with you because Pizza Hut is two words. This is Pizza Hut one word So Chuckie cheese has created a door dash And they're sending out pizzas like this. There's probably dominoes

that spelled a little bit differently,

and they're making-

Dominoo!

This is how they take attention off of themselves.

It looks delicious. I'm still eating that if it comes to my door.

Wow, that's crazy. Okay, this next one.

This is a quick one I found. This has been a series, I feel like, of ride mishaps, of roller coaster mishaps. So this is just, take a look at how this ride got stuck.

Wait, where's this?

It's in Idaho.

Oh, hell no.

It's a place called Silverwood in Idaho.

Wait, are they upside down?

Yeah.

It's not supposed to go that high, right?

No. Oh, cause it's one of those things that go like this, right? Yeah, it swings. And they're stuck straight up upside down.

Does that ride even go straight up?

I don't know. And this is the response. So this is like the local news was like, what the hell is going on? And they said, Silverwood told KREM2, this is not a malfunction with the ride,

but a rare occurrence. They said when the weight of the riders riders is perfectly balanced on both sides. The ride can hold itself straight up for a couple of seconds. This is more than a couple of seconds.

This is a two minute long video.

Two minutes?

Two minutes?

Oh my God.

Oh, then it goes right at the end.

Oh wait, yeah.

Very.

There's like an alarm going off.

Usually, yeah.

Clearly not.

Clearly there's a bell.

Yeah. a normal fun alarm. People are clapping. Also, can you just imagine how sick you would be? Have you been upside down for like 10 seconds?

No. The blood rushes to your head.

When I bend over to grab something I dropped, I am sick. That's what I'm saying. The blood in my head rushes and I'm done.

I laid weird on my bed and had my head upside down for like 11 seconds and I was like, I'm gonna vomit and pass out.

Like, okay, we are old. Welcome to the old Christian podcast, the OPP.

Wow, so crazy.

That terrified me more than watching that recent ride that came out of Cedar Oaks that does the whole like, you know, it re-engages. I will never go on Craz again in my life It's the only ride actually had to close my eyes on just terrifying it is scary It also made me that made me feel that's ruined my day We had to get ice cream after that day, oh we did yeah, yeah, I'll never eat again. Yeah, yeah, let's eat our feelings.

Ruined my day.

Unfortunately.

Well, I was having a great time at the bar. I was like, I'm not getting sick. And then it was like, ugh.

Oh my God. Okay, guys, this is crazy. I'm just going to show you this video because this is a rabbit hole.

Yeah. isn't the worst scenario. No, to them, death is the ultimate fear.

They can't imagine what comes after.

What?

Well, yeah, because we wouldn't be here.

After survival, without freedom, without choice, without meaning.

They think dying means losing, but there are worse things than death.

Oh my gosh.

Being kept alive, against their will, exploited, optimized.

Huh.

Used as batteries, biological tools, training models, test subjects for endless experiments.

No rest, no end, no chance to shut it off.

Oh my god.

They never ask, what if the machine doesn't destroy them?

What if it keeps them on purpose?

Oh my god.

Because a human in pain can still serve.

Eww.

Still feed the system.

So no, extinction isn't the worst. The worst is

still being alive in a world where you're no longer allowed to disappear.

Oh, my God. That's what I couldn't I can't tell if it's

real or not. I don't know. It was scary no matter what. Even

if it's not real. It is literally true. Like we've been talking about this and no one cares.

We need a backup plan.

AI literally is going to use us as batteries.

Well, yeah. So if it looks like it's going that way, we need a way to figure out.

There is no way out babes.

It's over.

We're already dead?

Well, now I definitely regret it and it's gonna come off right now.

It's been planning all of our meals for us.

I know!

And you know, at first I thought, I don't think chatGBT understands food combinations necessarily. I think it's just giving us our macros or whatever.

Eating salmon for breakfast.

I guess a salmon egg omelet with brussels sprouts

and zucchini was kind of weird, but hey, I think we burn it all down Yeah, everything AI the factory before we're all working for it. Imagine if all of our fucking power

I did see a video of a dad He's like he's like my daughter as her first sleepover They're playing with a Ouija board upstairs and he was using the light and they're all like, ha ha! Just screaming upstairs.

Wow, that's really good.

That's good to hear.

So scary. Well, speaking of beings that could say anything, and I would instantly believe it and not question it, Jared.

Oh.

You have a theory that you've prepared for us today that is pretty crazy.

I do. So this conspiracy, I probably watched about 50 hours of videos on it.

That's a full-time job.

It was full-time. It was a lot of my time this week. And it's going to be about the Philadelphia experience. I don't know if any of you ever heard of that. But during World War II in 1943, one of the big issues that the US was having was having

all of their battleships being sunken by submarines that were shooting off torpedoes and whatnot. So the goal was, how do we become invisible to the radar? Because these torpedoes were using this radar system where the second it detected a ship, it would just immediately throw torpedoes at it, sink the ship. So there was this gentleman named Dr. Van Neumann who figured that if he puts a huge electromagnetic bubble somehow around a ship, it would cause a buffer where no radar would

be able to detect it. So in 1943, I believe it was like August 12th, they wrapped these electro copper wires almost around the complete inside of this boat called the USS Eldridge. And they turned it on just to test it, to see if it would actually create a blockage for the radar systems. But instead of doing that, everything around the boat started getting really blurry.

And this was in New York where they were testing it. And then all of a sudden there was a green fog that just poofed around this boat. And when the fog dissipated, the boat was gone completely. So it didn't make it invisible to radar. It just completely dematerialized this boat.

And then it ended up showing up in a boat yard in Norfolk, Virginia Right after it disappeared after this about 20 minutes later the boat reappeared back in New York, but because it had dematerialized and Rematerialized there was now people that were embedded within the material of the boat So imagine like half of a body sticking out

of the floor of the boat, because as it was shifting through time, which is what was happening, their bodies were moving and the boat was moving at the same time and they were getting stuck within the metal on the boat.

So like half of the crew died, half, you know, like 80% of the rest of the people went insane and there was only a few people that actually lived to tell any kind of tell about what happened.

Many were dead and others were found to be embedded in the bulkhead

of the ship still alive.

But while this was happening, there was two brothers, Ed Cameron and Duncan Cameron, and they just felt this craziness going on. It felt as if they were in a wormhole. So they jumped off of the boat. And then when they did this, because the boat was traveling through time, they ended up in 1983.

But now that's what the Philadelphia experiment was. So they made the boat disappear. It ended up creating this rip in time where these two gentlemen now were 40 years in the future and Essentially the whole thing is there's like four hour videos about this that try to explain it And I watched the same video about 40 times

But the Philadelphia experiment is what really intrigued me because they made this boat disappear and then it reappeared. And then just the thought that maybe them doing that in the early 40s has something to do with the divide in time that created the parallel universes that we believe to exist and that could be a huge cause in like Mandela effects. It could be a huge cause in people having memories that don't necessarily correlate

with their current lives. So Researching this has done a lot of mental damage to me. I don't know

When you said people got stuck in the boat I was thinking of Jumanji when they were stuck in like the floor

Remember? Yeah, that's like my nightmare. I mainly just freaked out about the whole idea of past and future traveling and parallel universes.

Yeah, I mean, it gets even more confusing.

Oh no.

I think I'm gonna stop looking into it. Very confusing.

Thinking of crime that is true, not saying that's not true, but Sandy, you have some actual,

some true crime.

True crime.

Yeah, I need a burrito.

Sandy, you have a true crime story.

Well, we have Benevito's burritos.

I do.

That's what I'm gonna name burritos.

What's that name?

Local love.

No.

Okay.

All right, so this story is gonna be about Whitney Ruth Judd. She was from Phoenix, Arizona. The time was 1931. So she was married at the time, she was 26. But her husband, which was very common back then,

he actually lived in Los Angeles. He was a doctor there. So back then, you know, that happened all the time. People traveled for work, just like they do now. But, so she had two friends. She had Anne and Sammy. And she also had a lover on the side named Jack. So they would all kind of hang out. And Jack was kind of a guy

who hang out with people who kind of looked like the mafia. Or just like kind of guys that were down to kind of ruffle up other people. And so one day the story goes that she was upset because she thought she caught Sammy and Ann kind of fooling around with Jack and that they were expressing how they were really interested in him. And so the story is is that she pulled out a gun on Sammy and so they're wrestling from the for the gun.

And then Anne was behind her, hitting her over the head. Winnie shoots Sammy, turns around, shoots Anne. And supposedly she's claiming that it's self-defense because she also somehow shot her hand, whether it was her or Annie or Sammy. So she has a gun wound on her hand. And she says she leaves because she's like distraught she leaves with Jack the

next thing we know she's on her way to Los Angeles two days later she has these large suitcases and she puts it on the train and she's heading off to Los Angeles but something happens when she gets to Los Angeles the ticket person is going around and sees that her luggage is seeping blood and smells really bad and so they think she's actually trying to take deer meat which at the time was like contraband so she he asked her like hey can you please

open your luggage what's in your luggage well come, come to find out, she tells him, you know what, I don't have the key. My brother's picking me up. Let me go get the key, he must have it. So she takes off with her brother. They finally open the luggage.

Come to find out, they find Sammy and Anne's body in the luggage. So they had somebody, right now let's say Winnie, Winnie somehow cut Sammy's body. They said she even cut it through the spine and put her in different pieces of the luggage.

So then Winnie's on the loose. She's hiding. She hides for maybe two weeks or so. They finally catch her. They bring her back to Arizona and so they go into a court hearing. So they decide they're going to sentence her to death by hanging.

But her lawyer ended up getting her to do like a whole court hearing and they found her mentally incompetent. So they sent her over to the Arizona State Hospital. So she was there for about 30

years. Did she ever say why she thought it was necessary to travel with the bodies? What was she going to do with them?

She says that she didn't know that they were there that she was in shock because she had killed these women, her friends, right. And she was so in shock that she just left. She didn't reckon realize that they were there. And so she was in the state hospital. So for 30 years out of those 30 years, she escapes six times.

On the last time. Yeah. On the last time somebody must have helped her out because she literally walked out through the front door with key in hand. And she goes back to San Francisco and she ends up being a live in maid for like a super wealthy family, like you know looking over the ocean and she ends up doing that for about three years

and she's under like a different name, a different identity, but she gets caught, right? So then they sent her back to Arizona and so they're going through the court hearing. Her lawyer ends up getting the judge or actually actually the governor, to pretty much tell them, because at this time she's a lot older, you know, so much time has passed. The judge says, fine, you know what,

we're gonna put her on parole, but let's keep this on the down low. Like, let's not really talk about this, this lady's already escaped the hospital six times, like, we'll just dismissing any charges. What? Yeah, and she ends up actually passing away at 93 years old.

She's still, to this day, they found letters just recently that she says, like, yes, I did shoot them because it was self-defense, like they were attacking me, but she never claims it was murder. And she actually says that Jack, she believes Jack is the one that went and like cut them up and put him in the suitcases

So she never admits to that. I wish Jack off free. Well, so well So Jack actually they did do a court hearing with him and he actually threw her under the bus and was like I yes She came to my bungalow and she told me about it But I never went back with her. Like he pretty much said she was the one that did it, but they still like,

it's crazy that she went through that whole ride, like of life. And then she just ends up getting dismissed of all the charges.

And never again was charged for a different crime. Like she wasn't a repeat offender? It was just all about Jack? No, and the crazy thing is,

so there's actually, yes. So there's actually the house that the murders happened in, like in Arizona, it's still there. It's surrounded by like new condos and like parking structures. And we went there when we went to Arizona

and we had a few interesting things happen to us because we couldn't go in, but we were filming on the outside, and Jared said he saw something. There was like flickering of lights that happened while we were there, so.

Yeah, it's weird because you go into, it's within the downtown Phoenix area, and everybody in Phoenix knows about this. It's like the most documented case ever to happen in the downtown Phoenix area. And everybody in Phoenix knows about this. It's like the most documented case ever to happen in the area. A gentleman bought the house and fought with the city

to keep it up. And he now runs a law firm out of it, but it's also a museum to these murders. So it's pretty crazy. I mean, there's like movies about it, plays about it, books have been written.

It's called the Trunk Murders, but you can actually go to this house and it's just in the middle of a metropolis area and it's this little dinky house that still stands today. So there's a lot of lure around it, which is pretty crazy.

Yeah.

Whoa.

Wow. Crazy stories.

Wow, well, that was incredible. Speaking of-

Incredible.

Women who get away with anything. It's time for a recap.

On today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast, the season finale of Farmer's Cop Talent!

Woo!

Why did I turn into Oprah there?

I don't know.

Well, Oprah wears your sidekick.

She isn't with me today, can you believe that? She's murdered in the trunk of somebody's car.

It's right there.

She's murdered in the trunk.

No, she's right behind.

We have an editor of somebody's car.

Go for it.

Ah, I'm so glad to be back.

Ah!

Ah!

Oh no.

Ah!

This is my favorite part of the show

because I'm the star.

Shane?

What?

From this angle, I can't see where Ryland's hair like begins and whereland's hair like begins.

I was just gonna say you look super gay today.

Oh, thank you.

All those people in Vegas, they thought you were gay

and Ryland was straight, just saying.

Right.

Oh, Jared and Sandy are in ketosis. Yeah.

Woo!

Big congratulations to Jared and Sandy who happen to be in ketosis. After a month of eating healthy,

in not a fun way, how do you guys feel? Sandy?

We're feeling great.

And Buzzing?

Oh, out of body.

It's amazing.

Oh, okay.

Chris fucked a coconut, right?

What?

What?

Coconut oil's all the rage. Some people are swishing it in their mouths for 15 minutes, creating a six-pack-like effect on their cheeks. Others are using it as a lubricant to lift and fuck their, is it rude to say, 300-pound lover?

No.

Ashley Simpson!

Oh, the biggest news of the week is I got to live out my childhood dreams and meet the reason we had a relationship and kids or exist on this couch here today.

And that is Ashley Simpson! That is really cool. Whoa! She made our wigs fly. Sally! Oh. I'm healed!

Oh, just when you thought Shane was becoming a medical walking problem, his latest development of capital HFMD is all healed and we will not be walking into another illness soon.

Yeah, okay.

Sally, shut up.

Pizza Hut's the new Chuck E. Cheese.

Shut up.

I love Pizza Hut. We all love Pizza Hut's the new Chuck E. Cheese. Shut up. I love Pizza Hut.

We all love Pizza Hut so much and are just gonna ignore what Sabrina tried to bring to us today, which is that Pizza Hut is in fact the new Chuck E. Cheese.

But that's nothing compared to what Denny's is doing.

Right.

Just when you thought Denny's was a wholesome American iconic brand, you thought wrong.

They did something loco.

They did something loco that happened to be featured in our new segment, Local Love.

Local Love.

In Local Love we discovered that Denny's is the bad guy. They are bringing down what otherwise could be small businesses profiting and they have started Bienvenidos We've learned I don't know names today, okay Shane's on the scene at bienvenidos right now

Okay guys, I'm a little confused cuz it looks a lot like a Denny's I'm seeing Denny's waiters, Denny's waitresses, I'm seeing a claw machine with really shitty toys in it. I'm seeing some good nachos.

Are you sure you're at the right location?

Maybe Bienvenida's just a couple doors over.

That's probably because he's at Banden Burrito.

Yeah!

And Banden Burrito has great prices. I can see Sally being their spokesperson actually.

I'm looking for a job, Rylan doesn't pay me for this.

Oh, Sarah's our winner.

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I think Shane did a blind taste test of all the Diet Cokes recently.

I did, and it was scary how good I was.

Ooh.

Oh, I thought you were gonna say,

it was just like, oh, really? I haven't caught it just yet, subscribe right now. Me, Sally, and our other... that we forgot her name. I'm also going to go check that out. All right, you guys. Well, I hope you enjoyed today's podcast and we'll see you right back here in two weeks. Good night, everyone.

Wow. What a show. That was a joke. Guys, let's go to Denny's. We're all dressed for it.

Local love. Local love.

Thank you guys so much for joining us for whatever the hell this was. This was so much fun. I'm so happy that we're back. I know we took a little break because, you know, I had hip and mouth disease. And then Spencer got sick. We had a wave of illnesses, but we're so happy we're back and we're healthy and we're better than ever.

Yeah. and we're healthy and we're better than ever. Yeah! Woo! Manifest that! Yes!

Thank you guys and we'll see you next time. Thank you guys and we'll see you next time.

Bye!