DO NOT Come to our Sandwich Shop

Wait, we can fix it, we can fix it.

Yeah, I can fix it.I'm in the process of fixing it.William is fired.

What is this guy doing?My character is very important.

Yeah, is that what you have to do first before finding a code?Are you kidding me, bro?I see you P bro.I don't care.That's a clown.I'm trying to make penny wise in this Brother I just joined and it was fine.

Okay, I guess I must Don't say that I just spent so much time on this guy Don't say that This is the same store asset as the other sandwich.

Yeah, no shit dumbass We're in a day of unity and unreal assets being available for everybody.No God John, we got to customize together.Oh my god Tucker I'm gonna be honest dog Just don't even move.

Nah, bro.Just burn it slowly.We might be brothers.

Oh, it flipped me around!It flipped me around!I didn't even do that on purpose!You get a photo with the clown at the local fair.Can we just all be clowns?

That's what I was thinking about it, but I - or do we want to have -

There's no way don't denim don't sound like that you got cake back there boy what oh Nah, bro, you're gonna have to go home and change.This is embarrassing, dawg.

Wait, wait, what did you just say?Yeah, you look like an idiot.Yeah, you look like an idiot.

Everyone beat his ass.Get in the middle, and then everyone just quarter him, so he's - Yeah, yeah, hold on.No, no, no, no, no.Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait Yeah, man, it's a sim game.What do you think?Computer, change the name of the business to, uh...

I can't change the name.

Computer, I got it.Computer, the name of the restaurant has been changed.What do we think?Let's all take a look.Oh, that's a good one.Yeah, because when the customers come in, we give them a, after their meal, you know what I mean?

There's only three things that have electricity in this whole thing.Does anyone else see?Why is this that?Oh, no, no, I got it.No, yeah, I don't know what I sold there I need to buy a signGuys, we're doing really good monetarily right now.

As I say that, a fucking garbage can disappears.Look, I got something for us.I think it's really gonna help the store.Oh, sandwiches?No, we sell vibes here.We literally just sell vibes.

That's it.Should we just open up?I think - Yeah, let's open up.Dude, someone's gonna have to spend 500 points on that door to get in here, bro.Fucking shit is blocked up, homie.This shit is blocked.

Toasty beets and cheese, it's all AI.

Yeah, shocker.

Where'd it go?

Remember, before you freak out and I tell you what I just did, look at the sign at the back.

Did you sell them?Count the memories, not the calories, you know what I'm saying?I sold the jukebox.Dude, come on, man.

That was their primary moneymaker.Please bring it back, please!

Do we even have anything?We don't have anything.

We have memories and vibes.Alright, he wants a break chicken.Okay, so no.

I have bread here.It does not look healthy.We should not be serving this We have bread cooking right now, I think it's done Good guys, it just looks like frozen bread You put you put this on we just ran it You take it one by one.Yeah, I did bro.Go ahead put that on a tray and you show me what it does

Baking tray it says cake bread.

That's so stupid.Why would you do that?So inefficient one piece of bread at a time?

How are they happy good news guys our first piece of bread as a company is complete Cucumbers on that don't worry about it There's not actually chicken on there.

Don't worry about it.Stop questioning it.Hey, you're not a part of this.You're not a part of this.You're not a part of this.This is a management issue.

Get back there and make sandwiches.This is a management issue.This is a manag - Oh, my order's here.

Oh, you need help bringing it in?Yeah, can you grab the wind chimes, or the human hand, or the elephant, or the wolf, or the cat?

Guys, I'm putting something else in the restaurant.Please do not talk to it or reference it at all, okay?What do we do with the trash?Thanks guys, I appreciate your attention to this matter.

Why is there a hand on the table?

In case you need a hand, dumbass.Come on, man.Hey, is that done?Should I wrap that?Scroll sandwich info.

Wait, why is there an elephant?

BLOB I SAID ONE THING NOT TO ADDRESS IN THE ROOM AND YOU DECIDE TO ADDRESS IT!Can we just be clear that this is a $46 sandwich apparently What's a bread and a chicken that's it that'll be $46 Good first day guys That's awesome definitely a I generated that bitch and I know it I think that's okay.I think we canYeah, it says we must cook it first.

Cook it again.Alright, split it open.Yeah, that looks good.What is that, black cheese?Is that blue cheese?

Oh!This must be what people call a fridge.Oh, we should use that next time.I was actually serving a rotten sandwich.What do you think?

I feel like - I can't, I already tried.

They won't let you - That's insane that you have already tried such a thing.I got a feeling they're, uh, this is like rotten.Get the foghorn sound ready, editor.Oh yeah, that shit is gone, brother!

God damn, look at this thing!

This guy bill funny guys, you're never gonna believe what they want my fault You know you can put chicken on like a tray like this And then you can bring the chicken over and I can assemble it in front of them stupid or hear me out piss me off You look like boss, baby You look like the E -Trade - Oh yeah, just because you're the brother with hair, you think you can make fun of me, huh?Is that what you think?No, no, you look like the E -Trade baby.You straight up were a Super Bowl commercial with - Excuse me, yeah.Sorry.

Sorry, Chad brother.Apologies, apologies.

Just, just fucking doing all the work here.Mom always liked him better than you.I hate you.You're starting to piss me off, you know that?Huh?That's why we put it in that thing, because whenever you put it in that thing, it's auto -cut.

Oh, that's crazy.This game really doesn't have any substance.

Table, run a table.How dare you?Tucker, I'm gonna need you to look at the sign again.I'm gonna need you to look at the sign again and remind yourself why you're here, okay?Our sideways sign next to the AI cowboy burger.

30 more seconds on bread.Just give me a sugar sandwich wrapped in chicken.I need more sandwich bread wrapped.Dude, did you stop the oven?What?No.

White bread or what?It stopped, dude.Was it you?Wax paper.Never mind.Oh, I would never do something like that.

I'm a professional.Oh, that's oh my god.This is stupid.Yeah, it restarts from the beginning.Every time you're going to burn the fuck out of the bread.I didn't even realize I found a health position.

Dude, sell in the oven.

Oh, customer.

It's done.

It's not done.It's still frozen.Customer, customer, customer.

108.I'm gonna take one away.

It's not level, but I think it's good.I'm gonna move this so it's not in the way.They were shameless in this one, huh?

Lettuce Oh cutscene I'm gonna move this somewhere else.

Why are we doing it?

I'll be quiet.We're quiet.Come here.Listen, okayVolume up volume down I like how we're not serving anything like we don't have any sauce or nothing.

We're just serving bread chicken and lettuce Dry ass sandwich you would ever eat your I'm watching the chaos unfold.

I've been waiting to take this order for 20 minutes.

I might need more paper.We can't reuse it Why am I doing both sandwich assembly in order?

Hey, man, we got a drink machine.

Do you see all these people Tucker?We gotta hurry up.Oh machine, hell yeah.Why is this guy angry?Tucker, did you make the wrong sandwich?Sir get out Yeah, good luck leaving

Don't worry, I gave them the guard order.

Great.

We turned a profit!We turned a profit!We unlocked - Let's go!Anybody know where this waiter is?I just - I just - I hired a waiter.I think he'll come in a shipment.

Oh, this is probably him.

Oh, he has to drive, too.

Benjamin.

What do you mean, he'll come in a shipment?Dude, no way.Nanyahu?Nanyahu.What?

I hired an additional waiter I'll turn it off.

No, don't turn it on.I can't leave We can fix it we can fix it.Yeah, I can fix it.

I'm in the process of fixing it William is fired He's leaving the restaurant.

What is this guy doing?He's ascending!Is this for one?Okay.

He's probably got a sandwich in front of him that doesn't fucking pertain to That's just a Nova.What's the difference?What the fuck do you mean?Get that guy ready.That's not even a sandwich.

Yes it is!No!I'm looking at it!

Watch her be happy.See?She's happy.I bet you met that guy right here.You're the idiot who's slow at taking orders.You're so far behind.

You're so far behind to complete orders before people are even hungry.You're stupid.You're dumb.Give this guy two sandwiches.Give me two sandwiches!This guy wants two sandwiches.

Happy birthday.Let's talk about it.

Guys, what do you think?Do tomatoes belong on sandwiches or what?No!Tomatoes suck!John, I got a question.

No, I don't even like tomatoes!What?

Is four eggs too many eggs for breakfast?Yes.No.Ooh, okay.

If you play Winrose, you have a pirate bacon egg breakfast that displays three total eggs, and that's for pirates that are doing pirates.Three total eggs.You sound like a freaking nerd.

Is it pasta or pasta?

Pasta.

I mean, that's not even the same.Is it water or water?

Water.Is it roof or rough?Okay, now we're just doing the Pacific Coast.Is it urn, urn, and iron urn, or urn, urn, and iron urn?

Four eggs is arguably too much for breakfast because you gotta think about truly how many calories you're ingesting within four eggs.

I would say three eggs is good.

Yeah, three eggs is max.Yeah, four eggs is just greed maxing in my opinion.

These people are making quail eggs thinking four is a normal amount.I use ostrich eggs and I have four of them.What does this guy want?What does this guy want, dude?

Imagine flipping that fucker for sunny -side up.Or easy over easy.

That'd be crazy.

I think we're done playing this.I think we're just doing a podcast.

I think.Dude, our popularity level dropped even more.That's awesome.How do you shut this place down?Health inspector.I think it needs to be shut down at this point.

Why do we have a fucking waiter?He doesn't clean anything.

He's a waiter, not a janitor.

I opened up, by the way.Good luck.Why?Everything is bad.We can't even afford anything.

What did you order?

I didn't order anything.That wasn't even me.

So we have no food, sir.Can I close?

No, we have drinks, though.He wants a drink.We can serve him a drink.

Yeah, sure.

How much left is on the order I didn't order?

I'm gonna watch it pop up.

I'm gonna watch it pop up.I ordered $300 worth of cucumbers.We did it almost Literally there's someone coming there's someone gonna be out the door Oh my god, this is what success looks like, people.This is what success looks like.Sorry guys, you guys are gonna have to go home.No more customers, sorry.

I know you're excited.

Bro, I don't know how much longer I could do this All that bread I made is now fuckingspoiled.Smitty, you're fired.You're fucking fired.No.Don't do that.

Alright, boys.It was a good job.Good job in the ducks.

How do you make a sim game that's worse than the other?I had to test my awe theory.

Did the awe theory work?Yep.

There is literally no limitations.Wait, wait, wait, look, look, look, look.Keep typing.

Yeah, keep typing, John.Make it longer.

Stretch that shit across the sky.There's a fire.There's a fire in the kitchen.There's a fire in the kitchen.There's actually a fire in the kitchen, John.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Let it burn.Let it burn.Just let it happen.Oh, I sold it a little while ago.

Wait, hold on.I got an idea.

It's $75 from it though.Hold on.I want to see how far the - yep, there they go.Guys, look at the letters.

Come out here and look.

Nice.Now that's what I'm talking about.They're going to the next neighborhood, bro.

Oh, dude, it's right to their house.It goes past the house.

It goes to the mountains.What do people usually say when they reach the end of a river?

Uh, we got to the end of the river.

Well, that's the end of the stream.