DO NOT Play This Golf Game with Your Friends

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That just summed up this game perfectly John

The intro clip

Okay, as you guys know I've been playing a lot of this game on my main channel now This is the first time I'm posting it on smitty plus now for some reason You haven't been watching on the main channel. You probably know by this point I really enjoy this game and if you've never seen it, there's a really good reason for that Nice shot dumbass It's literally golf But I can mess with my friends harder than I've ever done before like they bring it to a whole nother level and look I know

If you're familiar with the game already as it has been out for a little while and everyone has been playing it I know it's a bit oversaturated now, but I can't this gameplay is just too good. They messed up going that way hunter And please understand this was only my second time playing the game so a lot of the stuff I'm trying to do I'm not doing it right, but I'd figure it out eventually and with this in mind I just want to let you guys know that I have a very special video on this game going up on my main channel in The next few days. I'm not sure what it'll be up

So keep an eye out for that But for now with this video if you do enjoy it Please leave a like and subscribe to the channel if you want more of this content the full Unedited vaudeville this will be on my spinny minus channel in the coming days and with all that being said Thank you so much for watching in the first place, and I hope you enjoy the rest of the video Five minutes hey clear the range John that's very dangerous where you're standing right now Let me give you a tutorial on how to play okay, so you like I'm gonna kill all of you

Okay, so to adjust your freaking thing you scroll up and down right This thing right here is very important this isn't you like being the son that's not good everyone run from this guy Damn you see who just shot you there you should take revenge on him. Yo, that was So guys a big thing to remember in this game is you could do anything to anyone so yeah You already got it. You already figured it out, but he already hit me like Eli come on you shut up you sound stupid

stupid see why does John have stamina boost if you picked up an item coffee Hold on Oh I'm just sent a missile from another country Perfect shot that's my item don't touch that don't touch that don't touch it no

Hopefully I guess I'm good Into the woods I go Eli. There's a crazy drunk guy with a car, look out!

Come on!

Ow, you piece of sh- I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! I'm killing you. I don't even care about the hole now.

Ow.

Piece of shit!

Oh my god, that was so close to the edge.

Piece of garbage. Oh my god, that was the edge Garbage Wait, hold on, I have an idea. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, go ahead and hit that, fucker. Fuck you. You think you're smart, huh?

Oh, no!

Hey, there's a lot of- there's a lot of-

Oh, man.

There's a lot of- hey, guys, a lot of landmines on the course here.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, excuse me.

Excuse me, excuse me.

Pardon me. I gotta get my ball be back. I should be able to sink this

Fucking hit the tree god damn it

What's your idea uh-huh oh no he kept an item he kept it I don't know how spawn put them on my fucking thing! Look, you! EEEE! EEEE! EEEE! EEEE!

EEEE!

EEEE!

EEEE!

EEEE! I Am right here this would totally work

Help you die You cannot swim

Are you survived I knew I knew it. I knew it was going to happen.

I'm going to jump in the water.

I hit my ball still, though.

Ow! Own these frauds.

Damn.

You got to be kidding me, bro.

No!

Please, please, please. Die!

Oh, no.

Fuck. Oh, my god. let me hit it. No. Oh my god. Are you serious? Well, we're screwed. I'm out. Yes!

No!

I guess I get to collect all these booty.

Thank you.

Insane strat. Insane strat. That's new tech right there. Thank you. You helped me. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're a nice man. Very nice man. Yes? Okay.

Hey, can someone run on that lamp? Actually, I got it.

Genius.

Fuck!

Fuck! You threw that one. Oh no, I Oh

No, I think I you. You're a fucking bitch.

John, I didn't even see you. What is in the sky? You drowned me.

Oh, oh, wait. I forgot that. I can't.

All right, guys, I'll take it. No, I drove it here. Irove it here Here comes here comes tiger here comes tiger woods here he comes Get in the damn hole brother ain't no way I'm trolling bro. I'm just gonna troll

Slower slower Tucker your balls right here, I think

Too far from my ball Tell me that hack Oh

It wasn't worth it It wasn't worth killing you Flob

It was not worth it

Oh man

Hey man what's up

Oh Okay it was worth it that time Oh Oh no he made me miss! Miss!

I fell in the hole.

Fuck, you be quiet, bro.

Is it going okay?

No, I keep blocking.

Got it.

Second.

Oh shit, oh shit.

I got second.

Yeah, you just...

Spit that bomb.

No!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god! No way! Not me! Oh no, it's still on the edge! Chip it! It's still on the edge!

No.

Oh!

Ay ay ay!

Rude! Yeah?

Is my ball about to- We're rude!

Man.

Alright bro, that's so I'm gonna dedicate my life to fucking yo shit up Tucker I swear

What do you mean return to your ball I know game Oh Oh My god, I got bars still trying to hit me with the golf cart

You hit me I'll handle it I'll hit you oh that went on Tucker. Yeah, my fault dog

My guess is have a clean game. All right, no no funny business. Why is everyone running? Why is everyone running towards that? Why is everyone running towards that item items just around a golf?

Nice round of golf. Just passive. Just passive golf

It's actually been pretty tame All right, bro. Yeah, dude you horn right?

Yeah, I only feel cringe for the person who hit the horn

Dude I'm not gonna lie. I was right on it's so hard in the middle of that was crazy. That's what scared it out of me All right, bro Hold hold hold I stopped it I stopped it I stopped it twice I'm helping you guys Actually my last one Where's your ball? Tucker I'm sorry I Oh I missed again No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Such a nice guy. What is John doing bro? Bro is in the weeds. Bro is in the weeds. You guys know why they call it golf right?

No.

I don't care either.

You know why they call it golf? You know why they call it golf right? You know why they call it golf right? Because the word fuck was taken. I used that in the beginning of the stream. I used that in the beginning of the stream. The word fuck was taken

Just just bringing that back for you guys, you know I'm dropping it. I'm dropping it in the hole, bro How the fuck do I get up from here? There's no way my ball stayed down there die All right, I'll be able to make that run Wait, I got a crazy idea Okay No, okay

Watch time huge spring boots You piece of garbage Thanks for putting me next to your ball I fucked up I fucked up on that please don't roll please don't roll Oh, I hit the John No, I'm a single person John dark farm items breath Malicious Oh

You gotta be kidding me Sit sit sit sit sit sit clutch Not a great one for us. Oh I won. Let's go Pull them one only you could hold our to reset. What do we think? Yes. Okay. All right

Wait, what do you do? I just got it first try.

Hold on. 45 degrees. Yeah. If you miss, hold on to reset.

Oh my God.

If you hit my ball out.

I'll take that.

Dude.

Ah, come on.

If you restart after you hit it, you just die.

Oh, whoops.

Yeah.

I, whoops. Yeah, I I also oh, yeah

All right, guys. Okay, we give you like yeah. Yeah, this is fine. This is a golf. They call this a handicap

I don't think I have any items

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I get what you want to do, but don't do it Okay, dude, like what's your fucking problem or you gonna rob me next you bitch golf courses have lost their etiquette look I'm getting robbed. I'm actively getting robbed I know I wanted the item Hold on my ball up. Hold on. I got an idea. Dude, get the fuck out of here, John.

Oh, oh my God. Come on.

No!

No! Dude, I knew it. I knew it, bro. I knew something was gonna happen if I stayed up there.

Where's John?

I tried to jump all the way back. And then I tried to make it but I didn't make it.

No?

GOD GET OUT OF MY WAY FLOP!

You made him flop!

I blame flop.

What did I do?

I blame you.

Yeah. I blame flop. Good shot. What did I do? I blame you. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Yeah.

The most incredible shot.

The most incredible shot.

Oh please, 30 seconds.

Oh, shut up.

Oh, shut up.

How did you do that?

How did you do that?

I was like, I was Oh, y'all going that way, huh? How are you supposed to get across this? Yeah, I don't know about that side, guys. They messed up going that way, huh, Tucker?

Yeah, what about you? Where's my ball at?

I love that! So good! Hold on. Me too, John. Me too, buddy. Me too. Man, you did it first. I Need the points

Thank you. Cactus saved me.

Fuck.

Heads up.

Yeah, yeah, sometimes.

Told you.

Where's my ball gone?

Dude, I saw it coming.

I saw it coming.

You know, that's real.

That's crazy.

Are you doing it?

Ha, you hit Flom.

That's fine. I'll take it as long as it doesn't fall off go

All right

I was gonna kill you I Didn't do anything Mr. President! Damn! I hear him! And there's a mine

in my face

I'm gonna chip it up and get it in

That's my plan

I've seen you

There you go, there you go, that's the one Something slight, alright here we go

Nice

Light work, light work I'm slight. All right, here we go

I'm going to sleep 430. Don't go that way. Don't go that way John. That's not good unless you get unless you get boosters

Little bit uncontested golf right now. Are you fucking kidding me?

You're an ass!

Yeah. Oh no, the pedal's on.

Andy's good at it.

I'm just gonna roll in there.

Get my ball.

Fuck you.

This is your fault. No! Oh my god, I threw. I threw so hard. Oh Wants to go flying

That's crazy I Blocked that Ain't none of them gonna get it bro, ain't none of them gonna get it. How? How? Eli block that.

Or die.

Wait, that was me! Oh my god, oh and he dodges the shot! What is Eli doing up there? I'm trying to fuck him up!

Perfect.

Kill yourself in real life, I won't cry.

Average golfer. Live, live Tiger Woods cops. I don't I'm not mean to you wait dog. I'm gonna be on it Oh Oh My god someone is right next to the pin dude. Yeah, both of us are super close. I'm just gonna win Tucker. You're not gonna believe what you see look at your ball

Look at your ball, bro

Someone fuck him up Oh Oh Yeah Holy shit! Dude, that was crazy! Dude, that was crazy! I'm gonna go ahead and just...

I'm gonna go ahead and just...

Yeah, I caught that on camera.

Let's go.

Yeah, perfect, you're going to jail.

We're playing a four course, round robin.

Four course? Special rules.

Four courses? We're doing what? Trust me, you're not going gonna want more than four courses.

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There's some special rules for this.

So, uh...

It's gonna be all the lasers.

Five!

Four! Three! Two! One!

Fuck it, guy, dude, I swear.

Oh!

Okay. I fucking know you know you I know you're gonna do it I actually just so whoever gets the first item let us know Oh

All right boys all right everyone relax everyone stops family all right

My good try guys I Can agree in tonight Yeah, I agree guys don't Are you kidding me? I could just farm here Myself

I have some time

Whoever's in the lead, I think I'm pissed fuck you

Stay away, stay away! more holes of that yeah let's actually take it easy until we get close to the pin what do we think it's taking every bit of my being to not use it I just want to point that out I have it Who did it? It was definitely Eli. Why are you doing that one Tucker, I got it. Golf cart off rip? Lame, I got this. Missed.

Hey man, you're not kidding me.

Man, I killed myself too.

Whoa!

Gotta get out of that thing, holy hell.

Holy shit. That was dangerous.

Alright. Tucker don't miss I'm watching that John I'm'm watching it. Oh No, okay, dude, I was actually supporting you as a friend and you do that shit yeah, but we did it didn't go in Come on Don't miss just don't panic Fuck that one up shit. All right new plan new plan kill from first of all I didn't mess it up. Oh my god. I wasn't even looking I was focused on killing flom. Oh my god, is it gonna go in?

Literally shoot the guy next to the fucking hole you stupid dumb fuck. It's insane. How stupid you are. It's good

You play counter-strike all day Oh, dude! You just move up. WOOOOOO Oh Anyone give a shotgun Somebody I'm just gonna drive I should drive back real quick hit my ball Oh

He done did it again boys he done did it again ain't nobody That's one hole do good job Must spawn a golf cart in that golf cart. Hold on. All right. Holy

Are they mating is that mating?

Tucker No, it's so. Um, Tucker?

Hey, we got a bag. I'm putting only golf carts, and we're gonna start a match, and then we're gonna try and mate them all. We all have to do it at the same time. Countdown to go, yeah? 3, 2, 1, go?

Yep, yep, yep.

3, 2, 1, GO!

Guys, we're not not playing I'm gonna count three two one go on go yes yeah yeah three two one go I'll show you The last second in a minute bond see you don't need anyone in there Add on boys, I'll try to I'll try and slower down add on no, you got a wedge you got a wedge Oh Add on boys, I'll try to I'll try and slower down add on no, you got a wedge you got a wedge Oh Bring it close that works Oh Man physics physics No! Look up! Look up! Look up! I see it! I see it! I'm gonna shoot a star!