Dont Touch Other Peoples Stuff #bikelife

What?That one guy was just sitting on my bike, which didn't even ask, and I told him to get the f*** off my bike.I'm like, dude, don't sit on my bike, it's my bike.Okay.

And he's sitting there, and he shoved a f***ing drink up in my air filter and everything, and I said, what the f***, and I did grab him, and then he f***ing pussied out and pulled out his little pellet gun and tried to f***ing pop me, almost hit me in the f***ing eye.Did he hit me in the eye, dude?You know, I actually carry a f***ing gun, dude.