Doug's Morning Chaos | The King of Queens

Oh, geez.

Oh, don't mind me. Keep shaving. Keep shaving!

Sarah, what are you doing? I haven't showered yet.

Oh, I'm sorry, but if I'm late for this audition, there's no way I'll get it. Just give me five minutes. Fucking half-hour tops. The subway's gonna be a disaster this morning.

Your face! Why did you cut yourself so much?

I'd rather not say.

Why are you still in your pajamas, hon?

It's a quarter to eight. Have you even showered?

No, your sister's been in there for 20 minutes.

Well, did you try flushing the toilet?

Yeah, she just screams and keeps showering.

All right, I'll get her out.

Whoa! Slept like a baby. 75 years old and I still wake up with a little guy saluting.

I'm out of the bathroom. Let me out of it.

I have a good feeling. I have a good feeling. This could be my day.