DRAKE: "I'm Sorry" | NOT THIS AGAIN

People get married here. I know I heard. It's a wedding. Very fancy people get married here.

Right? Far cry from a monkey bar. Yeah, that was fun though. Did you go to the strip club after? I did go to the strip club after. We can talk about that later. This is more of

a romantic endeavor. Yeah, you don't want to talk about your strip club experience.

Welcome. Welcome to the nicest thing that any talk about your strip club experience. Welcome.

Welcome to the nicest thing that any guy's ever done for you.

That's crazy to say that. You really outdid yourself.

Right?

You did.

This is beautiful.

This is probably one of the nicest places I've ever seen in my life.

Really?

Yeah.

You've been everywhere.

I haven't.

Yeah. I haven't. Yeah. I haven't.

All right, well, welcome to not this again.

Welcome to a much more refined, poised, and pleasant.

Pleasant? I don't know about that.

I know, I don't know.

I think I was just a word to you.

I'm trying to get you brand deals.

Oh, so you want me to be more pleasant? Is that what I need to do?

I'm just trying to pitch.

Is that what I need to get more brand deals,

be more pleasant?

Hey, hey now, welcome to a much more scenic, serene, and solid, solid, and solid to solidarity.

What are you getting at?

Welcome to a much more scenic and serene and serious. It's not gonna be serious though.

Is it not?

I think it is. Welcome to a much more scenic, serene, sexy.

No, try it again. Run it back. I liked it.

I don't like that one.

Welcome to a much more scenic, serene,

equally sickening. Okay, you know, maybe I should just do it.

Okay, go ahead.

Welcome to, I'm talking to my camera, but I guess you could talk to this one too, you know? Welcome to the first episode that no one asked for. Not this again. Wow, we did it. We didn't even plan that.

It seems so planned. Should we get comfortable?

I don't know.

We should.

Raj, can we bring in that?

Oh, thank you so much. My goodness. I'm gonna take my shoes off.

Oh, wow.

Because it's not comfortable.

Excuse me.

I didn't say my shirt, I said my shoes. Wow, we're gonna get right into it, huh? You act like I said my shirt. No, I know, but I'm just saying, I didn't know if you want the people to know how comfy we get. Holy, take them shoes off.

Do you wear shoes in bed usually?

I'm going to today.

Why, you don't want people to see your feet?

No, I just, I just pretty, I'm going under the sheets. Take a load off. There you go. I'm getting so comfortable.

Wow.

This is...

Where are we?

Switzerland, I think.

We are.

Zurich? Is that how you say it? Well, we're not in Zurich. We're at the Bergen Stock, which ironically is the only shoe that you've ever worn for your entire life.

Thank you.

Do you know I don't own a pair? Actually, I may have that one point, but I don't.

Do you?

I think I have one. I've worn them once in a while, but I feel like they fit you more than they fit me.

Do they? Like what? That's just, I look like I wear Birkenstocks. Are you dissing half of the girls in the world right now? I was just saying it just fits your aesthetic more than mine. You're wearing loafers. I don't know how that's like you.

I am. I'm Euro trash, babe. It's 2025. I'm in my Euro trash bag.

I don't even want to know what you mean by that. Do you bite your nails?

Yeah, I do. What the hell?

It's disgusting. Do you know the last time I saw you had a manicure?

I know I tried to get them done before today, but I had a gambling stream last night

and I lost a lot of money.

And you just sat there like biting them the whole time?

It was nerve wracking. Don't punch in.

I hope no one zooms in on you. Wow, you really went at those.

I really chomped to the bit.

I see why you got your little manic manicures, I see why you do those now. Yeah. Well. And you should continue doing that.

Are you wearing sparkles on your cheeks?

It's called highlight. Have you ever heard of that?

I'm just saying, is that how excited you were to do part two? You were like, hey, Lexi, can you make sure that you wear glitter on my face?

That's exactly the conversation I had. What are we doing, pageantry? Did you? This is a joke we're supposed to be doing an interview. Did you wiretap my hotel room? Let's exact conversation.

No, for sure. You were like, oh, I really need,

you're like, I need to get dolled up. Yeah, I was like, how do you make me look so dolled up for this?

You're really excited, huh?

I was so excited. the longest week of my life, but we made it here. We should talk about the fact that we have been together

for quite some time.

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I- Not like that.

God forbid.

Definitely not like that. What are you doing?

I just don't know.

I think my microphone might have misplaced.

Are you uncomfortable?

No, I feel good.

I just want to make sure that my mic is there for sound.

I'm sure he would say something, don't you think those sounds left? I don't think so, I think they... They're listening outside. They're right out that door listening.

Check, check.

Can you hear us?

No, they're good, right?

They can.

You've been with me for a week. Describe the week in three words.

Let me think of this. I wanna make sure I choose the words properly. They need to be the right ones. Bored.

Like, I'm a fucking liar.

Tired.

Okay, that's fine, you're jet lagged. Nothing to do with me.

Confused. Okay. That's my three words.

Bored is number one?

Yeah, I don't have any clothes or anything with me, so it's been a really like, every time we go somewhere, it's, nothing is open, so we can't, I can't just go do anything, I have one outfit.

Well, I'm sorry you don't have like, somebody providing for you, or like doing this.

There's nothing open!

You could call-

You keep having us go to these places where everything is closed. Oh, do you want to know can I tell you what happened? What places like what like Belgium Belgium we got there at what time? Okay. Sorry Belgium. Sorry

So you're you're apparently permanently closed. Where else? No Guess your guess your businesses are permanently closed. I'm done. You guys don't offer articles for the next 30 seconds.

Are you ready?

Can you listen to my experience?

Yeah.

We were betting on going shopping in Belgium. We were like, Oh, we can go get, cause we had stuff for Manchester. So we were like, okay. And Manchester was actually fun. We went out to dinner. are, we had, we had a good time there. Yeah. But we were like, we need more clothes. We have nothing left. Right. As soon as we landed.

Which is why you wore a romper. Shut up.

As soon as we landed, we were like on our way to the hotel.

Okay.

And then we're like, can you stop at the stores? And they closed in 15 minutes. So we had time to run into one store really quickly. 45 at night? When did you? We were on the same flight together. Oh, in Belgium? Yes. Yes, yes. We got there 15 minutes before the store's closed

and we left before anything opened in the morning.

But what about there?

Everything was closed from the street parade yesterday. Oh. And then today, nothing's open on Sundays.

Wow, wow.

So I'm telling you, it's timed out perfectly that there's not a single store. I did it on purpose. I think you did. You wanted to see what we could put together with you. Nothing. We've been sharing everything. Show the fit off now. It's made by this. It's loin and cloth. It's loin and cloth. It's like it's hand sewn by Luxie. Really? Yeah. It's ancient Switzerland. It is. Hotel napkins. Thank you. We put we put them together really quickly. I had, we've had one, we've had one Bobby pin we've been sharing the whole trip, a Bobby pin.

That is kind of a, that's ironic, right?

It is ironic that I would not have more of those, but yeah, we've had one, but it's been fun. I've never flown on a private. Is it called a jet?

Is that what your man, that's like when your man's kind of trying to keep track of you. And he's like, share your location. And that's a Bobby pin too. That's a, that's what you call a Bobby pin. He's like, share your location. You can't leave the house.

And send me a Bobby pin. That's pretty great.

Right.

Yeah. I'm going to work that into my life and trademark it. But yeah, this has been quite the journey. I know. with you, got to see your show. Bored. Tired. Tired and confused. Yeah, confused because-

BTC, which is what I continue to lose in gambling.

Really, what is that?

Bitcoin as well.

Oh yeah, I'm sorry to hear that. I'm sure you're sad about that. It's fine. Do you wanna know why I said confused?

Why?

Cause you sound the most vague, like, okay, this is what's happening. And then you'll be like, it's going to be tomorrow. I'm like, okay, what time?

I do like to leave you on a cliff.

You leave me on the most, I've been on a cliff this entire time. Like, I don't know what's happening next. And then I ended up all the way in Switzerland somehow. On a cliff. I'm taking the through line here. I'm 10 steps ahead. I think it turned out great. I'm glad we were along for the full journey.

Me too.

This is where we deserve to be.

I've been in three countries with you now. Wow. Four, including America.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Shout out to America.

Yeah, so should we? I feel like we're just not even talking about the elephant in the room. What we're doing it? Yeah. Sure. Do you wanna start?

Sure.

Why did you hate me? For so long? Well, hate. You can have a drink first. Yeah, I think that's necessary before we get into the.

I'm trying to hide my nose.

You don't have to, it's fine.

Yours aren't that great either.

They've needed to be redone, but nothing's opened. They're a little thick, thick around the edges, but, um... Okay. Thank you. I don't know why you would know that.

If I get my nails done. I get my nails done.

Okay.

You know, you know what a big thing was when I started to get my nails done? I think the first thing I did was I painted them yellow or something because I was like, oh, I'm gonna start getting manicures in. Or start doing, getting my nails nice and then people are gonna say things. And then I was like, you know what? I had three really, really important stages in my life.

One was getting braids. I knew, I was like, oh, people are gonna be like, he's getting braids, like midlife crisis braids. Have you not always had them?

No.

I've never known you to not have them.

Well, that's because you know absolutely nothing about me.

I know zero things about you.

And pay zero attention, so thank you.

You're welcome.

Lexi, who's way younger than you, knows that I haven't had braids for my entire life, right? Yeah, Lexi's a great, I love Lexi.

I do too.

But I have not had braids for my entire life. And then I got a face tat and I was like, oh.

What is that?

Midlife crisis face tat, they're gonna say.

What is that of?

My mom's initials.

What are they?

SG, Sandra Gale.

That's cute.

So I was like, oh. What'd your mom think of that? She's rowdy. She's a rowdy lady. So she actually got yatted up right after.

Good for her.

Yeah, she got a fucking super yatt on her arm.

Amazing, what's the third thing?

She got yatted down. Nails, hair. The third thing hair, nails. I was hanging out with Yachty and I was like, fuck man, I bite my nails a lot. I'm like, I want nice nails. And he had nice nails. I was like, and he was doing wild shit.

He would have them painted and stuff, but he'd have French manicures and all this shit. And I'd be like, it's such a nice trait just to reach for something and see nice nails. But I just went for it. I remember like, I think I painted them a yellow and blue and I'm like, I want somebody to say something

negative to me about it. So I can just like, it's like, I dare you to say anything about these fucking nails. No, not on the internet. I just mean like in person, I was like,

I hope somebody just gets active.

Did anyone say something? No, they didn't. Just me? No, just you right now, how ugly they are.

Yeah, they are without it, yeah.

And damaged they are, by the way.

They're rough.

Shout out to Vic though. Vic does a great job, I know. She just hasn't been around lately.

Maybe we'll get her out here.

He gets here tomorrow.

Good.

Thank God.

You needed that. Did I hate you? Did I hate you? Side tracked right now. I never hated you, Bob. Okay. I never hated you. You came around at an interesting time in your life.

Yeah.

And I think that I took a lot of the weight and blame at that time when you needed to get a little active on somebody. I think I took, like, I think I took, I think I took some hits verbally, verbally.

From me? Mm-hmm.

Oh, when I needed to-

When you just needed to like-

I was trying to see what you, understand what you were saying. Okay.

So you're trying to say when I was mean to you. Yeah, when you were-

One time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you, well, like, no, just, I think-

I was mean to you once.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. But I think it, sometimes it's not just about being mean. It's just like when you describe like the after effects of something that we've done that I feel is a positive and it's incredible. Sometimes I can't see it from your perspective.

I think that you came into my life at a very big turning point in my life and it just lined up with, yeah, I had, I don't know, a very different life before and after I met you. And a lot of people just assume

it's because of you and only you. And I think I let a lot of those comments influence me when it happened. When that interview happened to be like, oh, maybe this was the end of my life. But actually it was single-handedly probably the best thing to ever happen to me and my kids. And I read a quote, and this is the last serious thing I'll say, but two happy homes is better than one unhappy home. And I stand by that because my parents stayed together in an unhappy home until I was 16 and I was always like, get a divorce. And it's like,

why people on the internet can't seem to understand, they can't wrap their head around maybe someone, I met my ex when I was 21. He was 30, I was 21, I was just, I was so young. I had my first kid when I was 22, my second kid when I was 24. I love my kids, but that doesn't mean I had to, people had never heard of divorce before me apparently,

because they really hold me to a higher standard

than anyone else in this world for... Okay, but you also are deeply affected by, like, what your eyes see in, like, within your running commentary. And we all have a running commentary, which we become, you know, once you become the focal point for people who are literally sitting there

looking for entertainment from other human beings. And so just like the other day when you messaged me and you're like, oh, everyone keeps talking about like the auto-tune thing. And I was like, yeah, like I use auto-tune at my show.

I didn't, that to be fair, I didn't think it was that. I was like, did I mess up again?

I know, but it's like the fact that you were even like yeah like that like it's like it's it's fine Like it's just yeah, it's just the fact that you posted something from the show and people are like, okay There's nothing really negative to latch on to here. Oh Drake has auto-tune on that vocal in the background

Let's it's just like you know, yeah, so I can I you, my heart dropped when I read those comments. I was like, oh my God, I'm experiencing a part two to like, I went to your show every time I go to...

And I was like, you exposed an autotune.

Well, and I don't even know what autotune like would look like. I didn't know that was like a chord or whatever. People are so, they know so much about auto-tune. If you had to make a face, what does auto-tune look like? I don't know. Just do it. I don't know what it looks like.

Make the face. Just say if you had to do a visual representation of it.

What is it? I have no idea. Why would you do that face?

I don't know.

That's a weird face.

I don't know what you're doing. I told Bobby would do a face. I've done so many faces. Do a face of what? Auto-tune the thing.

Oh, that was good.

Do it.

Yeah, that's it.

Okay, yeah.

Okay, thank you.

Are you happy now?

Auto-tune face? Anyway, the last time, let's just summarize this whole thing real quick. The last time I went to your show was the last time we were friends. and then I was like, there's no way I did that. And we just have a thing where every time I go to your show, I fuck up.

And what's crazy is I had sent you a screenshot of the video before I posted it, remember? But I didn't show you a screenshot of what was the auto tune because that didn't even occur to me that that was auto tune.

So I was like, oh my gosh.

Should we talk about what. At the first show, I'm just gonna, I'm giving my version.

Okay, go ahead.

I'll take a sip then.

Take so many sips.

Strippy.

I'm sorry. At the first show, before it, we got in a little argument.

Little tiff.

Little back and forth via text message.

I was being a little chippy.

Yeah, and I felt like, then you wanted me to come to your show. You were like, come to the show when I'm in LA. So I was like, okay.

Cause I care about you.

Yeah, but I went, and then I think because of our communication before that, because we weren't really on the best of terms when I went, cause we kind of had that little back and forth. I felt like you were mad at me there. So then I sent you a nice little message while you were still on stage and I left early.

And I was like, fuck you, basically. I was, it was not a nice message.

And then you-

I was like, like four songs from the finale and you were already-

No, you were, you were, that's not true. Cause I walked away Walked away and we could hear you singing your last song. Okay, so I was and I sent it to you So I was like I was on like my I didn't think you had your phone I didn't know you would see it. I thought it would be something you'd see later on You text me. I Swear, I could still hear you. I knew her there was a message on my phone from you and it was long

I was like we hadn you came to that concert where I go under the stage and disappear and come back out with 21. And I had this break. And so I like-

You saw your phone and then you just-

I saw my phone and I-

And then within 20 minutes, I'm blocked on text, Instagram, everywhere in the interview has to be pulled down.

Well, your message wasn't nice.

It wasn't. And I'm not disagreeing with that. Yeah. And then that was the end of our friendship.

Well, you made me feel like our interview was the reason that your life was bad.

Yeah, but I wasn't.

And then I just said, well, I'm gonna get rid of the interview then and you don't ever have to see it ever again

a day in your life. And I said, great. And I just deleted it immediately. And people were like, why didn't you archive it? I was like, I don't ever wanna see that again. It's gone.

But yeah, no, I don't, I see now from your perspective why you felt like that, but I didn't, that's not how I meant it. I was just mad at you, because I was like, oh, I could see myself being friends with this person.

I didn't feel like you were being a very good friend with what was happening in my life at that moment.

You didn't.

Yeah.

So I think that it was just a lot of emotions and obviously my life changed so much after that. I got mad at you one time, blamed you a little bit.

I know, but I think like I have a hair trigger for that in my life where I kind of, I don't necessarily take well to like me sharing positive experiences with people and then when things like are heavy for them like almost like having to sort of take like take I guess that's a little too specific what I'm really trying to say is like, I feel like I'm not necessarily a part of the problem. And I experienced a lot of guilt tripping in my life where people are like, no, like this, this is like this, this is like your fault,

essentially, or like, and my intentions are pure. It's the same way, even in music, people will be like, oh, you're a culture vulture, or people will describe the collaborative efforts that I've put forth and the artists that I've picked up and lifted up,

or shine a light on as as me taking you know they'll put a negative spin on it and and try and tell me you know that it's a self-serving thing or whatever and I think I get really sensitive about that and I think at that moment I was just like well you know what then don't don't don't be don't don't even worry about it and and so I was extremely short. And then afterwards I was just really, really snappy.

And yeah, I don't think I put myself in your shoes. And I think I wrote you a really, really tough message one time about like being yourself and like afterwards about just like, it wasn't intended to be rude. I just was like, you're my friend

and I'm gonna be hard on you. And I just want you to not get lost in the sauce because I really do feel like, and people ask, oh, why are you here doing this again? Like, what's the point? Like, even on the way up here,

like my boy was like, why are you doing this again? And I was like, well, what we did, like it changed a lot of things for a lot of people. It was me essentially like just recognizing somebody that I never met in my life, that I fully believed in, that I thought was really interesting and I wanted to have an interesting conversation with. It pissed off like so many like all these fucking losers, these like you know like story journalists

and like this guy and that guy who like feels so entitled to this interview about, and Drake never does anything for like this type of media. And it just like made people so angry that two people who actually like have just like maybe nothing to talk about or everything to talk about,

but just based on like random energy could come together. I think it changed a lot of things. It changed a lot of things like on TikTok, it changed a lot of things like in the streaming world, like it made people more comfortable to go sit down with somebody

that they've never sat down with before, you know? Like not to take like overly take credit, but when I do see with before, you know? Like, not to take, like, overly take credit, but when I do see, like, somebody, you know, who keeps to themselves, like a Nicki Minaj, like, go to, like, Kai Sinatra's house, or, like, I see, you know, these musicians go to, like,

a guy like Placboy Max's studio and start making songs with him, like, I feel like we did usher in the idea of just like, like, you can be from two completely different walks of life. Celebrities are not here that we're not like, the goal is not to be like some unattainable dickhead for the for your whole life, you know, and only to like sit with Zane Lowe while he like asks you like, the most like, curated and formal questions, no

disrespect to him, you know, but it's just like, I think we did something that was special. And I was proud of what we did. And then when you didn't, when I felt like it did some, it caused any bump in the road in your life,

I was just, it just hurt me, because I was like, ah, fuck, I just can't get it right, you know?

Yeah.

Plus you were with Tyga that night.

Which was pretty good.

That was really the big reason.

Can I get another rose?

The less wimpy one. I do feel like the biggest bump in my road was after that, though.

I am the biggest bump in your road, huh?

I don't know what you're trying to imply with that, but yes, that was. That sounded crazy.

I'm just saying it was like after that, it was like pretty hard. I was like, people were like, oh, how could he like put her on and then take her off right after?

Why would he take you off?

But that's kind of how people saw it. You fell off. That's how people saw it. That's how people saw it. Was that I had so many interviews lined up where afterwards once you unfollowed me, blocked me, everything, it was just pulled. And I was like, oh God, it was like such a.

It was just like what, Ben Affleck or somebody? No, Ben, I don't know, it was like.

No, there was ones that I had that I wouldn't need that were scheduled back in the day. And they all picked. And they pulled right out. I was calling everybody going, don't you fucking do it. I'm sure you were.

Don't you fucking do it.

Well, you do not. Don't even say that and make people think you did that. You wouldn't do that, that's evil. But you did, you doing that was like you removing your like.

Cosign.

Yeah, of me, I guess. like pretty hard after that to like try to figure out how to make my way in the world without like, with like people not knowing, because people thought it was bigger too than it was. Our, people thought what happened between us was something like, like I, I don't know. We had something bigger. So many things.

Like what, what's the top three conspiracies?

Well, the top conspiracy for why it got removed from YouTube is that you played Tyga's song and then they removed it. That didn't happen.

That's Sly Fox.

We don't know, right? We don't know. With the shit that these guys have going on right now.

Who, what guys?

I don't know, they're doing this to this song, they're doing that to that song, they're taking songs, they're doing, I don't know. I don't wanna say any names, I'm just saying. There's a lot going on in the music industry. God only knows. Tyga might've pulled that plug, you know what I mean?

Oh, just hop in the lineup.

What the day is that you?

You know Tyga did a show in Russia last night, I think.

Did he?

Yeah, at a mega stadium. I'm gonna load up. Probably, so we can get this one. My son just called me off his iPad. How adorable. Right?

He's here.

Awesome, he is.

Let's go to Tiger's gram real quick. It's gonna take a minute to load up. Obviously he's in Russia, so he doesn't have a.

It's not his service you're using to load his Instagram.

You never know.

Okay, I feel like I do know a little bit.

With everything that these guys got going on, right?

Was that your, no, nothing going on with anyone?

No, no, I'm saying, just I'm saying just within the.

With the music, with the tightness.

I'm just saying, just there's a lot of shit going on. Maybe you don't know about, but we'll never know, right? No. Are you gonna pull it up? I am, I am. I'm trying. Is it dragging?

No, I'm just, what are you doing?

I don't have data. I'm trying to.

You don't? Oh, it's on SOS for me, so I couldn't actually do that.

I'm trying to pull up Tyga's Instagram. I don't know who that is. She's a wrestler. She's my, she's like my muse, but.

Is she?

Yeah, but she's.

She's what?

I'm the opposite of probably everything that she

likes in life. I can't pull up, I can't pull up.

I've got it.

You.

Obviously you have it. It's direct, it's, you have an ethernet connection to his Instagram.

Yes. What are we looking at exactly?

I don't know, I just wanted to see if there's any highlights from his show last night. At, oh, he's at the Breezy Bowl. Three days ago. I heard he did a touch and globe. Where else to go?

Pretty girls listen to Tyga. Is that true?

I don't know. Probably there, there has to be pretty girls to do.

Oh, well, maybe I was wrong.

Maybe you were wrong. What was the point of you bringing that up?

I don't know, short.

You just miss him?

Oh, maybe this is it. No, that's June 2nd. Okay.

Short's T-Raw.

Yeah.

What chair was that? What chair? Were you about to buy a chair?

No, I got a little apartment that might like to be used as an office. So my dad is building my furniture as I speak in it.

Oh.

Yeah.

Wow.

How cute is that?

Amazing.

Yeah.

That's so cutie.

Thanks. Well, I'm sorry. Oh, you are?

I'm sorry. I appreciate that you're sorry. I do.

I'm sorry and I'm really glad that we-

I'm sorry too.

I'm sorry, yeah. I'm sorry too. It's more rosé coming in.

That's very nice, you need that. You need that.

What, for the apology?

No, just in general, when I was married. I've never seen someone ice rosé, but.

You've never seen someone ice rosé?

Mm-hmm.

I've talked to every jeweler in Miami that has fake diamonds.

Really, they do that?

Nobody got that joke.

Can I get that rosé please? Iced rosé is a delicacy.

In your world?

At the Bergen stock. Oh, I don't think we're gonna eat, but. Oh, mini burgers? Do you want a mini burger? We'll take a little snack, like something, you could bring it in.

We'll do a taste test.

Yes.

I love him. He's so nice.

I feel like... What? I feel like I need to... He's worked so hard for his life. I feel like the right thing to do is you leave Switzerland with Raj.

Me? Yeah.

He needs to come with you.

Okay.

He needs to come with you on life's journey.

Okay.

I love him, I'll take him.

He is.

How long has he been with you?

Raj was working in the back kitchen

at Soto Soto restaurant when I was there in 2008.

Really?

Raj, how many years have we worked together? Long time.

Really?

Where is that? Stopped working since like six years now, but we know each other since 2008, 2009.

Wow.

Where was that restaurant?

It's in Toronto.

Oh my gosh.

Thank you.

Thank you so much. Wow, mini burgers and fries?

Thank you.

Welcome to the most romantic date that you've ever been on. Hi, welcome.

Hamburgers and a bed.

Yeah.

The view does make it quite fancy.

Right?

This is the fanciest trip I've ever been on. I flew Air Drake. What is that about?

Tell them.

How was it?

It's crazy.

How was it? Tell them. It's crazy. How was it? Tell them.

I wanted to like take a picture, but I was afraid of like taking a photo inside of your plane.

You being afraid to take a photo?

What is that? That sounds just like me, to be afraid to take a photo, but it was pretty cool. You gave me my own little room with Lexi. We slept right in there.

Lexi, how was the sleep?

Really?

The best. And we were only there for a total of, well the first day we were there for a long time.

It was like 55 minutes. How stern did I get when, oh my, when you girls were tired and I was like, nobody play any music.

Yeah, no, that was. I was like, nobody play any music. Yeah, no, that was.

I was like, nobody turn the plane up.

It's not for us.

Yeah.

I feel horrible then they were all so.

Demoralized.

I didn't see what they looked like.

Cause they were about to start playing cards and like playing like rap bangers. I'm like, it's fucking 6.30 in the morning boys,

wind it down. To be fair, we would have slept through anything. If we could sleep through the sound of that street parade all day. It was so loud outside and we were just, we slept right through that. I know. I woke up a couple of times and I was like, are there drums outside?

And then I would go back to sleep.

It was crazy. There was a drum, like, and they wouldn't stop. They were drumming for hours and hours. I mean, I don't know what it was. Did you look outside? I didn't look outside but unless it was on repeat in my dream They were drumming for

No, it was Lexi got up at one point was like, let me look outside

I need to find those whoever that they they have their drum their their wrist endurance is

It was a long I remember falling we fall asleep at 9 a.m We woke up to drums playing outside and we were like what is happening? We fall back asleep till 5 p.m.

And it was just endless chants. I mean, it wasn't, they weren't even playing songs or anything.

Yeah.

It was like war chants.

We've had a great adventure though. I'm gonna be sad to leave tomorrow.

I know.

We were almost on the rest of your tour with you. Well, we came to the most majestic place that you've ever been. I think this couldn't have been better, should I?

What's in that?

I'm killing this burger. I mean, I'm so hungry.

I know, we haven't really had a good meal.

I don't feed you, I don't clothe you.

That's one thing I don't expect any of those things from you. Do you see how many times I try to offer like for me to do this stuff because I don't want to ever make you think I'm trying to get a free trip out of you. But I appreciate it.

What do you mean? Even in the last message, I was like, there's a flight tomorrow, but it's okay if you guys I mean I can follow you let me I'm not just gonna like here's to give me this first-class flight

The last message I got was you asking for dope

Don't tell people about it

And that's not fair. Do you know so you? Last message I got was you asking for that?

Can I tell you I think I'm gonna go to prison Baba Kush

We were bored. What do you want us to do?

You should Like you don't smoke drugs like that.

You should.

You should.

You and Lexu, off that shit, smoking that motherfucking dope.

You should.

And that's why it is why she's had the fucking cowboy boots on for four days straight.

She put them twice.

Because y'all smoking that motherfucking dope.

Because we have no clothes with us listen You helped us get it the first day. We had it and you smuggled it. No, we didn't we did once but then

Smuggled it smuggled the dope

Listen the next customs. She she was in the customs line goes. Is it? Okay. I got my dope on me. I

Said what the fuck?

Then the next time it was my turn and I threw it away.

She said, is it okay I got my drugs on me?

She did not say that. She did not say that.

Mind you, they're scanning us like this. We got to put our hands out like this. Literally, it's like the craziest scared. Future had to fucking do the thing where they wipe his feet down and they check...

She had to take her shoes off and everything.

And you guys are fucking smuggling drugs.

No, that's not fair. We were not the only people who I saw on your plane who had brought drugs.

But you're also fiends.

Because we wanted to have weed in the country.

Fiend, fiend, fiend.

Right? Well you didn't even help us get any on this last one so we've been just drinking alcohol. Oh yeah? God forbid. Whoa. God forbid we drink the

legal... God forbid we drink this legal juice that you can get out of the stores right? Instead of hooping the latest latest and greatest strains in tin foil.

You don't know any...

In our cleavage and in our crotches, right?

Yeah, because that's what we were doing. You're right. Yeah, we've got some right now.

Lexi's family's going to be... This is going to be a hot one for Lexi.

It's not because we all know to take what you're saying with a grain of salt. Yeah, well. Okay, anyway, back to me asking you questions and not you sitting here.

Talking about you drug runners, you mules. Anyway, turning air, Drake.

Do you want that to be the takeaway from this interview? That I'm addicted to drugs or something?

I'm saying, rapper gets a plane once in his life and you girls wanna fucking smuggle Colombian bricks on, you know what I mean?

It was a tiniest amount ever. It did not count.

It's crazy.

And every time I say, try to start a sentence, you don't let me finish it.

And then you like disappeared the night before the flight as like, we were all out having drinks.

What did you want us to do there?

Well, how did you even get it?

We didn't have it that night. We didn't have it that night. We were... What do you want us to do? Stay at that restaurant all night so we could see you?

Yeah, you disappeared. You're like, hey, we're gonna run back to the hotel and get our stuff.

We did not say we're gonna run back to the hotel. Hey, we're gonna, listen, listen. Do you know what? I need you to just not talk for again. Did you want us just to sit there at the table by ourselves all night?

Is that what your plan was for us?

Well, to the Manchester customs agents, you guys missed a step the other day because these two sure know how to pack a punch if you know what I mean.

Can you, do you want us to go to prison? Do you plan on bailing us out? Do you, would you bail us out?

Would I? Yeah.

Of course I'd have to. Of course. What else?

Could you pull strings so we're not stuck there all weekend or something?

I'd try my best.

I'd try my best. I don't think you would. Abusers are trying my back. We're not the only I mean, yeah, we're the first people for in the world to ever smoke weed

Like it's crazy

You know what? Goes to show how much we don't do it if we did we would have had this down to a science But we've never taken it in TSA and I thought that the private plane TSA would be more chill and ended up being way more It was way more intense and then I threw mine away in the trash can there and I have this anxiety they're gonna release a camera of me like throwing trash.

Oh, I'm getting footage. You're both going down for good.

Thank you, I appreciate that. I can't wait to go to jail. Yeah, I'm excited. I've never been, have you? I have. You have?

When have you been to jail?

I got arrested in Sweden. Oh, are we close to there? You can meet me there? I actually have a show coming up there. I'm pretty, I'm actually, I feel like-

What'd you get arrested for?

I feel like they're gonna try and run it back. We threw a private party in Sweden.

Yeah, you love to throw a private party.

You're absolutely right.

Okay.

That was a nail on the head.

I do love a private parties. Yeah. Your security wouldn't let us into the restaurant either. Oh, that was another rumor between us, by the way. What? I don't even think I told you about this one, but I don't know if you saw it. I know, I know guys, not this again,

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and use code BOBBY10 to get 10% off those tickets. And I'm not even kidding, guys. Please do that. I know I was sounding a little bit robotic for a second But I am begging you Bobby 10 10% off the seek equal love me I will love you guys then we can keep this going at one point. I was in at like South by Southwest. I Um, I forgot what I was doing out there, but my team was like, oh, let's go to this Party and I didn't know it was yours and I was in the party for like an hour before I left.

It was like, apparently you had run. I don't know. The headlines were Bobby got kicked out.

And I was like, I haven't been to South by Southwest in like 10 years.

But did you have some, for some reason, people decided that that was your party and that I got you out of anywhere. I appreciate that. But I've, and then, and then I got your security guard did not want to let me in to your little restaurant.

No, that's not what happened. You just walked up dressed like Leonardo DiCaprio

the other day.

What did you want me to dress like I had to wear?

LA distressed, distressed LA hat.

It wasn't distressed.

With a brim bent like this. It wasn't covering your face like this with a black trench coat on I was I was wearing my regular outfit I'm not with absolute 10 out of 10. Obviously you literally

Kicked pulled up like the why didn't you just let her in?

We don't know her either, you know, and it's like God well based on Would we let her in and I you know, she's fucking probably wanted poster

Did you like did you know everyone else in there?

No, I do we didn't know look my security just saw you and you were like dressed Yeah, you were like like on your like Tobey Maguire shit. Yeah crazy. Okay, let me live

I just like to not I didn't want to do my hair

It's like I didn't know this was supposed to be some fancy. We sat there and it wasn't supposed to be some fancy, we sat there and- It wasn't supposed to be fancy, it's just like, you're like, your brim was like, it had like, you would like, it's like, we get it, like you've owned the hat, like for like a week, but it looks like you've owned it for like three years, and then you like bend it over your face, like just like, no pics please.

Exactly, thank you. I would roast you more, but I don't think I can handle it. I'm not roasting you, I'm just giving you the real deal. I don't wanna have a part two of, no, just a little diamond thingy.

How's the kids?

They're great.

I saw your mom reading this one of Amy Hegg's.

Do you love it? Isn't it cute? Yeah. Do you know Dave Grutman? Do you know him? hand. Dave Grubman. Sorry. Whoa. Grubman's wife. You know, uh, Jeff Bezos. I'm, I think he's going to be so flattered. You just put him. His wife just, uh, told me that. That

was not, that was the least name droppy thing I could do. You've dropped so many names as we sat down. I have? You're like, yeah. Future when they put him through, I could do, you've dropped so many names since we sat down. I have? You're like, yeah, future when they put him through, I could do the same thing too. You're like, when he had to, you said when he had to go through the little thing.

My manager.

I don't know, really? That's not a celebrity?

Well, it is another guy, but.

How would I know that, that there are two different futures in this world? world. You've been around us for how many days? No one's even talked to us in these, several of these days we've been here. I think we've said a word to a couple people on your team. We've been in our favorite person on your team that we've hung out with.

The only two we've really talked to, actually, there's a third one that I don't remember his name, but okay. CJ.

Yeah.

Mike. Mike. Mike. And then there's a third one who said his job is no job and he's just an adult and that he's been your friend forever and he doesn't have a job.

His job is no job and he's an adult.

That's his job, just being an adult. And then we saw him up as your DJ at the show and I was very, we were confused.

That's Future.

Oh.

Yeah. Didn't know his name, but yeah, he was nice. Yeah, he's great. Yeah, so. All right, ask away. Think, can we start the interview now? Yeah.

That's okay.

What time is it?

Oh, 8.47.

Oh, well, you were only four hours late, so.

I was not.

You said five. You said five, I set an alarm and I was like so stressed out trying to get here.

You haven't been, and you got here at 5.45, I got here at 6.30.

I did not, I've been here since five.

Let's start the interview.

Okay, I got here at five, I just want the record.

To show. To show.

I've been here since five o'clock.

I got arrested in jail. Three days? Nine hours.

Was it fun? Are you happy you went just for the experience?

No, no, no.

They're not nice.

It wasn't good, because I got arrested for nothing.

What was it?

Apparently, like, we did a private party and one of the guys, like the officers, his girl came to the private party and they just wanted to, but they arrested me way too aggressive and they arrested me for nothing.

How long ago?

Like three years ago.

So it's gonna be-

Oh, it's kind of recent.

Oh yeah, no, his girl's coming back out for sure. You're inviting her? If I can find her.

This one's so taken creepy, if I can find her. Go find that guys. Yeah. Yeah, go find his wife.

No, no, honestly, I don't know. But, you know, if she came once.

Yeah.

Well, do you think she's learned her lesson? That's horrible, don't say that again. And you made the face and you made it, you gave it that.

If she's gonna come, she's gonna come.

Okay.

If.

Yes.

If she's coming.

Nope, let's just not even finish, let's, we get what you're trying to say. We get it, we get what you're trying to say.

Got arrested in Sweden, got out in nine hours.

When do you plan on getting married? What?

Yeah.

When do I plan on getting married?

Yeah.

I'd get married here.

I didn't say, would you get married here?

No, I know, I'm just letting you know.

You would get married in this room?

Do you know that's a gondola that goes all the way down to the water, by the way I heard should we write it? Well in the darkness, we're not should we ride it in the darkness

Why are you doing that to everything you could just listen to me and we ride in the darkness

Let's ask your comments actually

They're not no one was gonna do that if I just said it and you didn't laugh after if you just let it happen

When do you ride it in the darkness?

Well, thank you guys for watching.

He's not giving me any.

Okay, when do I want to get married?

Yeah.

When... When that type of connection finds me.

Have you gotten close to that connection?

No, nobody believes.

Nobody believes? That's so vague. This is how you talk. It's incomplete sentences, it's just guessing what you actually mean by it. This is what I feel like when I talk to you.

No, I think I'm being really transparent. Nobody believes.

Who? The girls or the world?

That's a good album title, the girls or the world, like which one?

You know? Which one? What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

Are you drunk?

I feel great. Okay. But to answer your question, what, what... I don't know, because you know, what, what does that mean? What we throw up, we get dressed up

and we throw a party.

I imagine you'll meet someone, you'll date them for a couple of years, you'll propose, you'll then get married.

I need someone who deeply appreciates the fact that I try really hard.

Okay.

That's the best answer, that's the best way I've ever said it.

So when you find someone who deeply appreciates.

Thank you for bringing that up.

You're welcome.

I need somebody who deeply appreciates.

I wanna officiate your wedding.

Okay. Okay. Are you gonna wear a referee's uniform? I'll wear whatever. If you officiate, you're an ex.

Is that not, okay, I wanna be the person who stands in the middle that doesn't wear a referee outfit.

I don't know. How do you know what my religion is?

I don't think every religion does that. I don't know what, okay, you know what, don't. So you wanna be the priest at my wedding? I don't wanna be at your wedding anymore. I don't even wanna go to your wedding.

I don't wanna talk about your wedding anymore.

You wanna be the priest at my wedding?

Whatever, whoever the house.

Okay, first of all, I'm Jewish.

Not to say that I can't have a priest.

Are you Jewish?

Well, my mom is, yeah. I don't know if that makes you Jewish. Yeah. So you'd like to be the rabbi at my wedding, if it was a Jewish wedding, just saying?

If I'm allowed. I feel like that might be-

Or maybe you'd be the priest. I think I want a priest, a rabbi.

Okay, I'll be all of them.

And like a sheikh.

Maybe just have me at your wedding. and find you. You could be the chef. What do you imagine your wife to look like? What's a year type of girl that you wanna marry? You look at a girl and you're like, that's, that's she's wifey. Why would you know that never, you've never had that thought?

I don't think that the, like, I don't think that the world is, like, see you pay, I don't think that the world is, see you pay attention to a lot of what people say and think, right? And I think that's the one area where I feel like, I don't know if the world is ready to accept

what I feel is my partner. Because I feel like it's some tweaked out goth kind of tatted all over.

That's your type?

Yeah.

Have you ever been with anyone like that, really? Yeah. Where do you find them?

Um, like Comic-Con.

Okay, I wish you would give me real answers.

I am.

If you don't pop out with a goth girl.

I really feel like my destiny is to end up with like a goth body with just that's

Absolute do those two words and that's just that's just honest. I will cops. What the fuck is an o-cup Like o-cups, what does that mean? Is that like the biggest size you can get is that what is that cups, you know? No, I don't know what that means like a goth body with like just big boobs- Big boobs? Yes. You want a goth baddie with big boobs. That's what your type is?

Yeah, also funny.

A funny, goth baddie with big boobs?

Yes.

Really? Yeah. No offense to them, but really?

What's your type?

Not a goth man.

Okay, well, sorry to all the goths that have heard that.

Okay.

But yes.

I don't wanna.

This doesn't even need to be like crazy.

No, honestly, it's like, not like, I just, I do need like a goth. That kind of emo baddie.

Is that your way of like, you created this such an obscure thing that you'll never find that person? It's not me being evasive, it's me being so specific. I feel like you could find that right now.

It's a it's tougher than you think. I am I am like the opposite of what like what

they want. Oh what they want? Yeah. want. Oh, what they want.

Yeah.

Yeah, well, okay, if there's any goth bodies out there with big ribs, do they have to be like a forever goth body or they can transform into that for you? No.

Just like, you know.

I feel like you have to have some authenticity. Like it's gotta be.

So start now if you wanna meet him in five years.

Get gothy.

Get. What does that mean even? Like just, they wear all black and they have black hair and they wear dark makeup. You like a lot of makeup on a girl? What is your, what's your, what's your thought? Don't do that. I don't like this.

Do you like girls with makeup or no makeup?

Makeup or no makeup?

I don't like the sound of this. What are you singing? I feel like I've heard what you're singing. Can I shazam this?

No, I just made that up. But that's, I'm just saying, that's like the bag

that I want to get in.

You want to sing that?

I started off, I think, singing a TikTok, but then I just put new melodies to it.

Okay, don't do that again. Is this why you use autotune? You should put some autotune on this.

I didn't know your voice could do that. Me neither. Don't ever do that again.

Either. Don't do it again. Me neither.

But for real, I don't believe you. So I'm just gonna, no matter what you say right now, I'm not gonna believe, unless you show me a picture of you and some goth body in your phone, I'm not gonna believe that that's actually a thing you. You have a picture of that?

Huh? I don't have a picture of me in a goth body. Like this? Yeah. No, I don't know.

I don't know.

Have you ever met one?

Yes, obviously, of course.

I've never seen such a thing.

Yeah.

I don't think I've seen any goth people.

They don't come out like that.

Yeah, they stay.

Is that why you want a girl that doesn't come out? I wanna be loved. By a goth body. Yeah. Okay, are you just saying that? No, I'm not, I'm just being real. That's just, that is my, like, that's where I have in my head. Everyone's like, oh, like, Drake likes strippers. Drake is like,

Do you not like strippers? Do you not like BBLs?

By the way, I love strippers. And BBL is a procedure, so it's not like a person. It's not like a place that you can love. It's just a procedure that you-

But do you love when people have that procedure?

I don't love, it depends on what they look like. I can't just be like, I love that procedure.

I feel like your type is anybody with a heartbeat. Do you agree?

Well, I mean, according to my cough baddies,

we don't have a heart, but. Okay, so yes. Cause I feel like the people you've been pictured with are just, it's everyone. I don't think you-

Name some.

I'm not naming anybody.

Oh, you're scared now, huh?

New Bobby's a little more politically correct.

I'm always- Old Bobby,

where they drop some bombs.

Drop some names, nope.

Yeah, I guess that's true. Are you fixing? You have a man now.

Let's talk about that.

Is this my interview or yours?

I don't know.

So you want it to be a, it's give and take, right?

I'm asking you questions.

I'm asking you now.

You have a man now.

I didn't ask for questions.

You asked me. Okay, we can't always get what we want. But when you try sometimes.

Every drink you take, do you become more annoying? Is that what happens? Every sip of alcohol you take, it's like, it amplifies by 1%. It's great.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Kind of looks like Chris Brown.

He gets that in the comments for sure. Yeah, well.

Posting it was crazy.

Is that? Have you never posted someone?

Not for a long time.

One's lost time. Well, you're much older than I am, so. What did you do when you were 28? Who were you texting?

I was just like, rip, like, rip, like brutality. Like, this is my like, FYI. I love-

Why aren't you letting me have your phone?

Because like- I'm not gonna do anything crazy.

I know, but it's not even loading, but like,

Oh, we are at peace.

It's all fire. And then it's just like videos of me, bro. I don't know what that is weird.

Don't.

But like, I don't know. That's real. There's no way that. Oh my God. Really?

Yeah.

I would for sure. Actually, I know that girl to be honest.

I did a podcast with her once.

Did you really?

I did, God bless her heart. One of the sweetest women I've ever met.

I can believe that. Just never seen anybody with boobs that big in my life. I noticed your tattoo for the first time today on your neck when you're walking away.

What, what, my son's name?

Yeah, it's adorable.

Sharon's my son.

Shout out to your son.

What a good guy.

Is he?

He's working out crazy.

Right now?

He has an eight pack.

He has an eight pack. It's crazy. Is that a thing? Yeah, he's just like way more locked in than like I ever was or ever will be.

So he doesn't have to Photoshop his body like you?

Hard hitting questions.

Is it?

Hard hitting questions.

Had to be, you're only giving them to me. How often do you work out?

You like this question.

What, how often do you work out?

You ask me this a lot. Yeah, I know, how often do you work out? You ask me this a lot. Yeah, I know. How often? Did that picture do something to you?

What?

I'm not going to ask you any questions cause you're making them weird.

No, I'm saying did that picture?

Yes.

I looked at it and I was like, oh my God, I'm in love with him.

But that it did, it did something to you though. It was viral. Because you're like, oh, like, are your abs real? Why are you acting like that's not a question everyone has? But like yours, you're asking it more like, oh, like, are your abs real?

When did I ever, you can play it back. When did I give it that? You want it to give that. Yeah. That's not what it's giving.

What am I giving?

People think you got a procedure done.

Really? A procedure?

Yeah, an ab one.

Really?

Yeah, did you do that?

No.

Is that a thing?

I'm sure it is.

Why do you know that?

Because people do it all the time.

Oh, do they? Yeah.

You've never done that?

No. People also say that I got a BBL, right? They call me BBL Drizzy, so.

Oh, that's true.

Did you? I don't know if my wagon looked crazy when I walked in here, but did it?

You got a BBL and you got your abs sculpted?

Did you?

Do I have a fatty?

I didn't look at your body when you walked in here. Do you want me to 360? I don't. So then like, if it didn't stand out to you. No, I mean, personally, I've never looked at you

and thought, maybe yeah.

I think that pic just like, I think it was just like, I came from the gym, I was sweaty in that pic. Maybe I like, maybe I like went on Facetune and like put like, like details up, you know, I don't even admit to that much, Ben. You facetuned it. Yeah, it was like maybe I like heightened the like saturation or something on it. I think I like hit it too hard.

I hit it too hard. They don't look like that. You saw them.

Don't make that weird. We just tried to record this and it didn't go well. Well, no, you asked me to see them the other day. not because I was trying to... This is our first interview. I don't know what she's talking about.

We have no other interviews. She asked me to see my abs and I showed them to her.

In person, I got... Should we play?

Should we play what?

There's nothing to play, honey. Should we run a bath?

Should we run a bath? No, there's nothing.

I'm sorry.

I don't know what you're talking about. The first thing I did when I got off the plane was like, can I see your abs? And then you were like, sure. And you were like, damn, they look good.

They just don't look like that pic.

Wow, you're so hot.

You were like, they look good, they just don't look like that pic.

That's exactly what happened. He is so smart. And I hope that becomes the next thing people would say about me. So I have to tread carefully when I talk to you. Okay. Well, you want to bring out the bangers now? Yeah, you do have any questions? No, I'm just I know I'm not like I better not tell them But it's my daughter's second birthday today, and I better not tell them

I don't know what I say leaving on your daughter's first birthday was it

Was a slapper. I did not think that do you think I would have left that in the final edit if I thought it was gonna follow me forever. Listen. Yeah. Like, I said it in the interview.

I know. She's one.

12 months old.

No, I'm just saying, it's not like, she's not gonna remember the childhood trauma that you caused her until she watches these interviews back.

And that is like- The childhood trauma is crazy. Do you want to rephrase this nicely?

You're a great mom. I don't you are no I think that's what they're gonna cut. They're gonna cut just you saying I'm a great mom or do you think the clip will be oh? Yeah, let's pretend like you don't make the clips. I don't make the clips that go viral Do you think I made say during our first interview, I was like, your level of just like dedication to motherhood was insane.

I've never seen anything like it. Honestly, you stayed up, waited for me to finish rehearsal till like four in the morning.

Someone's dying, it's okay. rehearsal till like four in the morning. Someone's dying.

It's okay.

Like most sentimental part of the interview.

I know.

I just wants to have a panic attack. It's okay.

Um, you've been saying these things again.

You were incredible. You, you were so accommodating to me and understanding of my situation. And at the same time, it was like, you were like, I need to get back to my kids. You were asking for like the first thing smoking from Memphis, Tennessee, which is insane.

Like-

The first what? Oh, the first flight out.

Oh, thank you for the translation.

First thing smoking, yeah.

I'm sorry that I wanted-

Times certainly have changed, huh girls? You'd be asking for the first thing smoking these days. We know what you'd be talking about, but I was talking about a flight home. Anyway, you were asking for the first flight out. Like you're like, I have to get back to my kids. You were just pumping out-

Oh my God.

That pure white.

Thank you.

It was crazy. I've never traveled

more milk than that trip.

Oh, it was, I swear I there were cows in Tennessee They were jealous. I was hooked up to the their udders couldn't even comprehend No, it was crazy. It was the most milk. I just a lot of I've ever seen I've never seen

anything like I

Didn't I didn't get to witness that in my own in my own life. No, I didn't see I didn't see I didn't get to witness that in my own life, no. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. You were pumping.

Were you breastfed as a kid?

I don't know.

You never asked your mom that?

No.

No, we have other conversations.

Not about breastfeeding.

Yeah, no. But you were churning. I swear, we could have opened, we could have had a bakery, a butter factory. We could have done anything.

I mean.

A butter factory.

This is, okay, I appreciate the-

I was, this is all a compliment.

It is, I appreciate the compliment behind all of this.

It was like 2%, 1% skim. I swear, it was skims. It was a borderline skims collab.

Yeah, was it? That's how much milk was coming out of you.

All of my milk, yeah.

It was crazy.

Thank you.

No, you were-

You're also a good parent.

Thank you.

I'll let you have that too.

That's really sweet.

Yeah, we, that's all I'm gonna do about our kids. I feel like we should have never- That's what. I don't know a lot about you. I have limited knowledge of you to this day. I still don't really know your music. I couldn't listen to it for the last two years.

Yeah.

Which they play your music kind of everywhere.

But none of my friends have for two years now. That's a lie. They just don't do it around you. I-

They play it. They play it religiously.

Maybe not my like closest friends though. Maybe not though, your friends are from LA. They've probably been off it for the last little bit

to be honest.

Maybe for no reason in particular, you know.

Yeah, I feel like I could go back in Lexi's story archive and probably find some sketchy stuff maybe.

No.

I'm gonna find out later.

Do you know Lexi's a very big fan of your music That's was that approved to say today Let's see. Why would she not like a very big fan of your music? I don't know. She's like

What'd you say?

Wow, never mind

Okay, she enjoys listening to your music.

Okay, so like a little, you rounded it off a little bit.

Okay, not a very big fan.

Yeah, she doesn't want, yeah.

Yeah.

Tomato, tomato, she likes your music.

What did you, are you, you're from LA, right? Huh? Like born and raised?

Yeah.

I mean, in the area.

In the area.

What are you getting at?

No, I'm just asking.

I'm just asking. In the area? Okay. Nobody wants to claim it now, though.

I'm sure she's still listening to you, but I'm not like...

Nobody wants to bang it around the gang, huh? In the area.

Claim what?

No, nothing.

Okay.

What are you trying to say? I know where I'm from, I'm from that six. If you ask me, I'm throwing that shit at your face. Is that Toronto? Yeah, I'm throwing that shit at your fucking face.

Are you proud that you're from Toronto?

Yep.

You are?

Mm-hmm.

You still live there?

Yeah.

Did you have an LA house?

I do, currently.

I thought you sold it.

I'm trying.

You wanna buy it? Yeah. It's 81 million. Let me just buy that. Okay. Do you want to give it to me? Nope. Okay, well, then I guess we're not-

Maybe after this, we'll see how this goes.

How much is your house in Toronto? Is that off the record? Is that not something that's public?

Yeah, I don't know.

It has to be more than your side house.

True. I bought a ranch in Texas, that's my spot right now. A hundred million dollar ranch in Texas? Not quite, it will be one day.

What are you doing with that? You're gonna put a bunker on it?

No, it's not really my vibe.

You don't want a bunker?

A bunker?

No, it's-

Do all rich people have bunkers? I imagine them to, you don't have one? No. What are you gonna do if the world just goes south right now and there's a disaster? Where do you go? Do you have a rich person place you're gonna go to?

Where would I go if the world was going?

I don't know, not, there's a blackout and everything is chaos, COVID times a million.

Right.

It's the end, basically. Where are you gonna go?

Probably to Soto for a drink. Like, I don't know, it's the end of times.

How do you, I don't know.

I'd go to the alibi bar. No, there's. Up the road.

You never thought of if there's something happening?

I might goddamn hit an A&M game with Johnny Manziel one time.

Throw up the- Why are you asking this is like a crazy question.

I don't know if you want me to say, go to Turks, hit up Noah's Ark, see Flaca, have a fucking shot at 42.

Okay, you could have been like-

Can I fly? Are the airspaces open? I don't know, can you fly? Is that how it works? Yeah, yeah. I would tell them to take me to all the places that mean something to me.

Okay, so no, you do not have a special place that's like for rich people.

I'm gonna come back to LA.

Are you scared away from LA?

Wow.

Are you? Spicy.

Are you?

Am I scared away?

No, you're not. No. Okay, then why didn't you do an LA tour, why are you just in here? An LA tour? An America tour, yes, just a tour of every city in LA.

I did, by the way, when all that happened, I had just finished an American tour, so I gotta do another one, you know? They don't happen like every month.

Every month you go on a new one.

Right? Yeah.

So I'll be back.

You will?

Yeah.

Hopefully you'll come and hopefully we don't have a part two of our falling out again. No, I think we already skipped that

You're good. Do you think so? Yeah, you came to another show we

Went well, too. Yeah, did you did you tell Mike to be like extra nice to me during that?

No

I felt like the contrast from the first one to the second one I was like, I feel like you're trying to make sure that I, there's no way I'm feeling any type of way. He was so nervous the whole time.

I think the first thing, you were just hitting your peg. And it was just like a thing, it was like a thing you do thing.

Okay, well, I won't get into details of why I disagree, but that's okay.

What's, do you have anything that you've really, wait, how long have we been doing this? Oh my God, it's been two hours.

I don't think it's been two hours.

I think so.

I would say that you got here on time for your second time and you weren't here on time, so I think it's been like an hour and a half, but go ahead.

Look at that view though.

It's beautiful.

I wanna see what you look like, hold on, wait.

Oh. I wish there is a camera getting you looking. Oh, just pitch black, okay.

No view there.

It's really pitch black.

Behind us now it is.

Oh yeah.

But it probably was nice though.

There's a 100% chance it was nice. Do you think that Theo would do you like that?

No.

Who gets into a bed like that? What was that? Or is that a little like wraparound thing you've done?

You've certainly got closer.

We've certainly got closer.

I feel like you can see that I have like.

That you have goosebumps.

Arm hair.

No, you have goosebumps right now.

There's not a single goosebump.

Chills going up your spine.

Why would I have with any of those things?

Because we're back, Baba.

We're back. We're friends forever now.

Back.

So you wanna be best friends? Who's your best friend? You have a lot.

I have a lot of great friends.

Yeah. You do have a lot of those. Well, I wanna be somewhere on the list.

Okay, I think we can make that happen.

Yeah.

I love that.

I thought we were last time, but then it's like-

We're getting close, we're getting close.

Last time? And then it just went south for two years, but now it's like, okay.

Sometimes people need a break.

Need a two year break. It was good for me. Yeah, me too. Yeah. I feel like I like. Myself.

Yeah, I look better.

Do you feel like you look better from last time?

I think so.

It's dry.

The same.

You look the same?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Do I not?

Yeah.

People like to say I look like I'm 40 now and I'm like I'm 40 now and I'm like, some, some, I read comments too much.

Yeah, yeah.

Does that, what, if you have to give me advice going into this new era of my lifetime, what is your give me three top, top.

My top three pieces of advice.

Yes.

All right.

And I'm gonna follow whatever they are.

So.

Okay.

Give your best.

Next interview?

Uh-huh.

Fresh shave on the armpits, right?

The armpits are shaved, thank you.

But, or maybe like a laser or something?

I do my own laser to my armpits, like the whole armpits. They're literally, you didn't see my armpits. You didn't see my, okay. I will get professional laser hair removal before the next interview I do. Hopefully this one's a real.

Yes, I would say that the true response to your contributions and your work is not in the immediate response from individuals. Do you understand what I mean by that? It's like, first to comment or first to be seen or first to offer their opinion

is not the actual response to your contribution. So, for example, like when I'm dropping an album right they have phone calls like media phone calls deciding what stance so-and-so is gonna take within the first hour or within the first three hours or within the first 12 hours so that this person doesn't overlap with person.

Well, I'm gonna say that I hate the album. I don't know what it's gonna bring yet, but I'm gonna take this stance or literally it's about like, I hate to say first responders. That sounds terrible. Childs are the first responders.

We're not talking about all you lovely people. We're talking about first responders in media and in comments. But my advice to you is the fastest comments and the ones that are meant to sit at the top with the most replies, it's a purposeful action. It is not the genuine reaction to how people feel about you. People think you're funny. They think you're great, they would love to sit across from you and laugh with you, they do think you're a great mother, they do think you're cute,

they don't think you look 40 in the face, you know? They think lovely things about you and I just think that you're so... I think that you take that immediate reaction and you wear it, you know? You wear it like a romper. And sometimes you need to separate the shorts

and the vest, babe.

And that's what it is.

Wow.

So that would be number two.

Okay. I like the number two. I'm not gonna care about what people think as much.

Yes.

Yeah. And then number three would be, um, I think just like, make sure that you have, uh, like just adequate adversaries, like not adversaries, but like, it's like, your interviews sometimes are like you're, you need, you need people who like deserve to be here and like feed off of that Babo, that Babo vibe. So it's just like, even if you have the opportunity to like interview somebody, like just do it if it feels right. And if you don't think it's gonna be funny

or build out the thing that you want, then don't do it. I've enjoyed saying no more than I've enjoyed saying yes.

Really?

No, but it sounded good.

But you say no if you don't wanna do something.

Oh, I say no all the time.

Yeah.

Almost said no to do something. Oh, I say no all the time. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Almost said no to this today.

You didn't, actually.

No, I didn't.

This was your idea.

This was my idea.

How dare you?

You're absolutely right.

I was very shocked to hear from you again. Yeah. Because we've only talked once

since our little falling out. Hey girl if I tell you I'll be new, that doesn't mean that I don't care.

What a…

Oh God it's still going.

Okay.

Yeah.

Don't you think that I will never be there.

Is that a real song? Is that a Drake song? We'll never be there here. You'll be there.

Is that a real song?

Is that a Drake song?

One of my favorite songs of all time.

Your songs?

Nope.

Who sings them?

112.

Let's let them sing it.

I just thought, I thought I was fitting for the moment.

I thought we were getting a little.

Yeah, best date up.

Best date of your life. Best date of your life.

Best date of my life. Best date with the best date. Yeah, that's what I, that's exactly it.

Both.

Yep, just right in this.

If you had a superhero name, what would it be? BBC girl.

Oh, okay, that's where we're gonna end. That's crazy. How about you redo that without that?

Sorry, if you had a superhero name, what would it be? What would it be be?

Don't be my biggest hater. Can you clear up the rumors? What do you mean, what is the rumor? I don't even, that's crazy. Don't read my-

Clear up the rumors that you-

How do I clear up this rumor? What should I say to clear up this rumor?

That the world thinks that you just-

Am a whore?

No, no.

That's definitely what people say.

No, they just think that you magnetically attract the biggest anacondas on planet Earth. Why would they do that? Is it because you're like, just so like sweet and dainty?

I don't know why people say that. I don't want them to say that anymore. I don't want people to say anything about me and me with people. People swear that I seriously have the world's largest, longest roster ever. No, they think that I've slept,

like anybody who's done an interview with me, I've just, again, back to me, I'm never gonna read comment sections again, but that is all it is. It's like, oh, another person, she's, like you guys just think that I-

It's only because you're willing to be cool with black people, I think. That they think I sleep with? Like black guys.

Every, yeah.

That's really what it is. People are just uncomfortable with that. They're like, oh, why do all these black guys find this white girl funny? Which is unfortunate.

Yeah, I can't just be-

It's not because-

They're all having sex. That's what I do. I pay for each interview with me. I'll have sex with you. One day. One day what? One day what? One day what's gonna happen?

One day we'll get compensated for these, huh? Huh, boys?

How dare you?

There will be no compensation for anything ever. That is a crazy take.

Yeah. People are crazy.

There's your... We're gonna get the fuck out of here. Yeah, no, we need to. I'm gonna go pack up my...

How are we gonna, yeah, you gotta fly home.

I know.

How are we gonna end it?

Well, whatever we do is gonna set the precedent for every interview after, so just, what are you thinking? That's not what I want to happen every single interview. Can you imagine that being the thing? I don't know. and thought being the thing? Title card? Did you say any last words?

I will say this.

He will say this.

There will come a time in your life where it's easier to do the smaller thing, the petty thing, maybe even the wrong thing, but the much more rewarding experience is to be the bigger person or to be the bigger people and to heal anything that you've ever gone through and enjoy the benefits of a positive, rebuilt, reinforced connection with somebody that I guarantee you,

you have a soft spot for in your heart.

It's not about me?

Yeah.

Wow, it takes you so, like I have to process the sentences you put together. Really, why, am I dumb? No, maybe I am. They're so long and I'm, what is it, it's about, but I think I got it at the end.

Okay.

You have a soft spot for me. Yeah. And I'm really happy that we...

Did this again.

That we did this, because I love you, Babu.

I love you too. I still don't know what to call you, but I love you too.

Well, we'll save that for episode three.

Let's just do one every two years

after something crazy happens. Getting a little further and further each time until the inevitable just transpires.

And then I'm the goth girl you marry. What a crazy full circle in Zurich. This is what Zurich is like. Oh God, I don't wanna hear that again. Well, best friend.

Thanks.

Thanks so much for this. I appreciate it. Thanks for buying me- Get your ass out of Europe. Lights, I can't wait to get out of Europe.

Lexi, you can stay. You don't hurt the air, man.

Fuck.

Fuck all y'all pussies man. For real man. I see y'all boys outside when I see y'all man. For real man. I'm some real shit outside. Some body shit man. I'ma see y'all boys when I see y'all man. For real.

You know I got whole body man. For real.

For real talk.

I don't know if you should have done all that.

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm taking this.