ellas derrotaron a la elite l Las Alucines l 02x13

Like something more hallucinatory is missing, right?

I think so. Are we going crazy or what?

Hello! But we have to do it like in a mysterious voice.

Oh, yes. One, two, three. Hello! Hola! Oh no! Hey! I already gave you vinegar, you bitch! Silver, silver. So that it doesn't get in your feet or your head. I don't have anything. I have aluminum underwear too. Nothing gets in here. Nothing gets in here but it's in your ass. Don't believe it.

Oh no, no, no. Hey! Welcome everyone, there at home. If you're listening to us in the car, where you're listening to us,

Pablito is having a blast. One of the nigiris, come on! So, how are you, Kessita?

Super good. Today we decided to dress up as Kiss. Of course.

With chocolate.

Yes.

We're smelling chocolate. Eat me! Let's see, let's do an edit and have them put the kiss paper here. Like this?

And then, I'm giving you a kiss.

Perfect.

Perfect. How are you all at home?

We're very happy, kids.

We're very sinister. Sinister? Yes, but above all we're protected today. Yes, that's why we're protected today.

Yes, that's why we can't communicate through our heads today.

Yes, we can.

Let's see, what am I thinking right now?

What are we doing? What am I saying? What are we doing?

How are you, Kisito, today in this great podcast, the best podcast in the world, by the way.

I feel great. Today we've been working on if there is a slow way, slower than slow.

If there is the non-being productive,

we are the definition. We are the definition. When you are at work and you say, I'm not doing anything, think about this. What about us?

Because really, it's been a mess today. And I feel it's because we didn't bring protection. Do you agree? Of course. Because we had thoughts like this,

that we were going to get screwed.

What does the system do? I don't feel more organized with aluminum. No, I do. I'm a pendeja, vamos, güey. ¿Qué es lo que hace el sistema? Te pendeja. No me siento más ordenada con aluminio en la cabeza.

No, yo sí, estoy enfocada. Güey, esto ni siquiera llama, ¿sí? Te dije que me hicieras forma de pene, May.

No me lo hizo.

Hay un pene choco. Yo no quiero pene choco.

Que todo bien. Or not? No, yes. If your wife is in pain,

you should...

...check.

It hurts. And what can they do to you? How are they going to straighten your penis? The penis.

Well, the woman should hold the position, so it doesn't hurt. So he should worry about that.

Ah, so if it's crooked, you put it on. If it's crooked, you put it on like this, sideways.

Yes, you make an attempt. But you're still crooked, wey. Yes, but you go for the crookedness, well. You know? Ay, cheese, cheese. Pure math.

Well, girls! Wey, I don't know, wey.

I've never been with a pereche.

Ah, you made it up.

I've never been.

It hurts.

And me. I have a penis! Oh, you made that up? I'm like, what the hell? And I'm like, but it's still crooked as you get used to it.

No, but I feel like it should hurt, right? No, because I feel like everything inside is adjusting.

Yes. Well, they say it's a conspiracy, according to the people who have the crooked penis, the conspiranoids say, don't believe me,

believe society, Tell the society that wants to impose a communist system on us. Tell them. But according to the people who have the right to fight for a third party, they are gay.

They are gay.

Tell the conspiranoids. Who?. Dime los conspiranoicos. ¿Quién? ¿Pero quién?

Los conspiranoicos.

Los conspiranoicos dicen eso.

Por ejemplo, si tu esposo tiene el pene chueco, es gay.

Y si es tu novio y es hetero, vive conmigo, mis hijos, lo que tú quieras.

Créeme, es gay.

¿Quién te dijo eso?

Los conspiranoicos. Who told you that? The Gonzalezes Who are they? I read them, I read them

I read them I'm a duco

In a group of...

I know, in a link that my aunt shared

But well, it's just that I quote the episode It's that we're in October, my favorite month

So... Your birthday is coming

It's coming

Do you know the other what I was thinking the other day? What a thrill that you're from August, Fredo is from September and I'm from October. Our months are like a birthday trio. And everyone has their month. Their month of the year and a month in a row. That's conspiracy. They say that when, according to your friends, you have a similarity in months,

that you go after each other, that you'll be friends forever. is I'm gonna say Well, you easily my brother with me my mind mr. Sermon is it was a woman He comes a bus cadet or a scopo chino, but I still I know I know what's the poaching it about a lot of it in quadrito don't ever quadritos rosas y azules entonces to buscas la edad por ejemplo yo busque la edad en la que se embarazó mi mamá y and according to me, it's the month in which she got pregnant. Ok. Of that age. For example, she got pregnant from me at, according to me, at 13. Search.

13 years old. And my mom at 13. No, it's not true, it was just the two of us.

No, I think she got pregnant from me at 26 or something like that. We're already late.

We're already late, we're going to be a mom. I'm not going to be a mom. I'm not going to be a mom. I'm not going to be a mom. I'm not going to be a mom. I'm not going to be a mom. I'm not going to be a mom.

I'm not going to be a mom.

I'm not going want to go out. I stayed very tight. So, my dad was very cuckoo and all that.

And then...

Dude, do you think... Oh no, this is very pig, no.

Yes, tell me. From my parents?

Don't be so stingy.

No, do you think it was because of Valentine's Day? Of course! Oh, how nice.

Of course!

I'm sure. I don't know, my parents are very in love. Maybe like this.

Every day. I told you when I found them, do you remember? That I did the zoonomist. But I didn't see anything.

But well.

So, I just got it right with my three sisters.

How interesting.

I'm going to look for the Chinese horoscope. I want to know.

And that's how things are, Quesito.

That's the worst thing you can do to me when you make that face.

And it's new!

Cool!

It says 50 air conditioners.

How are you, Quesito, today? Well, with my head sweating. I mean, the truth is the aluminum does catch heat, so I do feel like... Of course, that's why you get these problems

when you're painting your hair and you're getting scratches.

And that's why they say that if you don't want heat in your house, you put aluminum in the windows.

Oh, how funny.

But wouldn't that make the heat catch inside? So why would they put aluminum in the windows? Conspiracy theories! But I've seen it. I've seen houses with aluminum in the windows. I think it was just to cover the sun.

Because the aluminum doesn't get in the light. Oh, yeah. It was a conspiracy. Yes, it was a conspiracy. How are you? I'm doing great. And today I feel wise.

Because this is not letting the elite and the system invade with their thoughts sabia porque esto no está dejando que la élite y que el sistema invada con sus

pensamientos que quieren inculcar en el sistema. Pues me siento.

O sea, ¿qué pensamientos traías antes de ponerte esto?

Eh... antes de comprar, con su mismo.

¿Con su mismo? ¿Y ahorita? Hippie. Ahorita quiero ir a un pasto, quitarme los zapatos y tocar para conectar con la tierra. Hippie. I'm like the redhead of the group. I didn't do it, but I'm going to try. She said because she's going with the tree.

I think it's good, right? Conspiracy theories! But yes, I'm like this and I feel centered. I feel balanced. And above all, I feel stupid. With this mother here.

I don't know why I get goosebumps.

You see that in the movie they're combed up like this?

Yes, I thought they'd make me look like a penis.

No, they were going to demonetize us. We never told them that we were demonetized in the fetish episode.

Yes, yes, what a bummer.

We never talked about anything bad. No. I didn't feel it.

I didn't like that episode either.

Yes, right?

I don't feel like we were obscene.

No, not really.

Give us a hand, YouTube. Give us a hand, YouTube! I love you! And well, today, kids, since we're on Halloween-ish evenings, so to speak, if you look, we're repeating a theme from last year. Yes. And we want to inform you that these themes that you'll see in October

will be repeated every year.

Yes, because we have to keep finding more and more. Besides, because it's a fun theme that we love, and I think October is the month to get it. Yes, there are a lot of people who tell us that they take a break, well, we've only worked on the allusions for a year, but that they take a break in the ones that are scary because they are scary.

Yes, how crazy! But this is not scary. No, this is a conspiracy.

Ah, conspiracies and stuff. Because obviously, I don't know if you could support me with...

The theme!

Wait a minute, I have zero rhythm. Well, you play it. I'll go to your rhythm.

Play it faster. It almost gets into my head.

The theme of today is... Oh, I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

I'm so excited.

I'm so excited.

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm going to learn how to play the pandero well.

Yes. And I'm going to sing you some praises, May. I know how to play it super well. You are everything, powerful. Check this out.

First, first technique, grab it like this.

Okay.

As if you were going to play the clitoris yourself.

No, as if you were a lesbian. And then, ready? And then, you you're a lesbian. And then...

See?

The wrist.

Let it go.

Now, the blow.

See?

Like this. I feel like I'm Luís' literal friend. I want to impress your friend. Like Lupilla, who's a great artist. I was like, ah!

Seriously, did you see?

Yes.

Well. Next.

Yes.

Now, yes. Since I wanted to know that if I touched, it says, the iconic and best-selling emblem in the world, the wise Cassipedia, I'm going to be a fan of you. But yes, since I wanted to know that if I touched the iconic emblem and best-selling in the world, the wise Cassipedia...

Did I say the subject? Yes, right? Yes, I got it in my brain. I'm a little hot, you know? About the meaning of... Conspiracies.

Of course.

Sex, sex, sex.

Conspiracies. What did I say last year?

Don't worry, it'll show. There it is!

They made us the hallucinations and hallucinations. They made us this.

And I think it should be there.

Go to October, more or less. Let's see, from the first episodes. The ones of the intuition. Life Godin. First times. Stories.

It should be here. You are very intelligent. Urban legends. Fear. Paranormal stories. Being a conspiranoic. Something that doesn't make sense and goes against science. That goes against lies.

And you think, no, they want to kid me. Things that have to do with science, government, aliens, reptilians and illuminati. Oh, and look how they drew me.

Oh, the prophecy came true. Oh, what did I tell you? What did I tell you? What did I tell you?

And I'm here, look, I'm going to make that face.

But take off your glasses.

Why didn't they put on my glasses?

Oh no!

It's me.

Are you realizing what we were just talking about before we started this episode?

Uh-huh.

Oh my God.

Look, look. I'm sick of these things, guys.

There.

There it is, look.

Okay.

Well, look, nothing more and nothing less, kids. They're ideas and I don't even remember what the fuck you said. Something.

But...

Against science.

Go ahead.

And that it goes against lies? I said that, well, I was getting an embolism or something. I'm against that lie. Don't you think?

Because I don't think you were fucking around at that moment.

No, I doubt it a lot.

Well, that's it, guys. The conspiracy is that. Something that science cannot prove. I feel like it's like... Theories. They are theories, but collectively society takes them as truth, ¿Cómo puede demostrar? O sea, siento que es como que... Teorías. Son teorías, pero que ya colectivamente la sociedad las toma como verdad,

aunque la élite, el gobierno, la ciencia nos quiera decir que no.

Exacto. Mira qué bonito. ¿Me lo actualizas, por favor, Alucí?

Sí, porque siento que este año me subió el IQ. Porque maduraste, tenías 27. Of course! I was 27. Did you know that you still haven't forged your character? Do you want me to become really bad? What would you do? Can you stop talking to me?

I don't know if I should stop talking to you, but I might intern you.

Okay.

So you don't do bad things.

No, but I'm bad at stealing and stuff.

Ah.

Internally.

Yes.

But in a good way, so you can deal with this problem, right? With psychiatrists, with everything. Okay, cool.

Because you're channel.

Yes, yes, yes.

Okay. A hotel like Chava. Okay. I send you to Harvard.

From...

But... I'm going to be barbaric. But, because until you're 35, you end up forging yourself really well.

Oh, please.

Yes, your character is still molding at 30, you're changing and at 35 it's like, you know who you really are.

Okay.

You have 8 years left to discover.

7 years.

7 years to discover.

But well, conspiracies kids. That's what it is.

Uh-huh.

Last year, I'm going to give a statement. Last year, we obviously talked about this topic and we are the absolute truth, and no matter how much you want to tell us that what we say is a lie, it's not true. You prefer to live in ignorance, which is cool. Oh, no, I'm very happy. I mean, ignorance is cool, but we came to tell you the truth and they wanted to fuck us on Twitter.

Oh, millions of reproductions where I said I was one of the dinosaurs. That I follow, believe me. I say, we don't belong here. And you're not going to get me out of there. And talk however you want. Period.

But, good fucking, and what we were talking about was that, luckily, we have a big, intense, crazy community, that we love, that obviously defended us.

So the discussion was very even over there.

Yes.

Let's see if this year we are also over there, it depends on what we say. Okay. And if they send us over there, and they see that they are defending us over there,

put this part, ¡Chégate a tu madre! ¿Y ya? Hace de que Lupita dice esto y ya pone, ¡Chégate a tu madre! Okay.

¿Estás de acuerdo?

Sí.

Entonces, ¿qué citó? Recientemente, tú viviste una... Bueno, vamos a empezar. Hay una conspiración muy fuerte.

Creo que es la más importante del mundo.

Del mundo entero.

Sí.

Se dice esta conspiración, but the hallucinations, all those that belong to the world, hallucinate, what do I quote?

They are witches.

Yes.

And I'm going to tell you how strong it is. We're recording this three weeks later, more or less. Time, time, time.

Why do they say they are witches?

Because they want something and it comes true, it happens, they find it, everything that happens. They drown their enemies.

Seriously, seriously!

I mean, it's something that we have a strong power of manifestation. Every day I get a message saying, please tell Lupita to manifest whatever you want and send it. Even when we find followers, what do they tell us when we see them? I was manifesting seeing them.

I swear we got to Mexico City and we said, we have to manifest to see the hallucinations. And yesterday it happened. Yesterday it happened? Yesterday we were... This was at the Digital Awards,

which fortunately we won. Yes, as always. There was no doubt in our hearts that this was going to happen and that you were going to vote for us. We love you. But when we were getting to leave to change and all that and we started to see some girls with bags and chips

very rich, me, because they invited us but out of nowhere they come back and say the alusines, no first they say Lupita and then they see me, the quesitos and then they start, dude! In the morning arriving in Mexico City we said

we are going to find the alusines and do you know where they were from? They were like 12 from Reynosa Mexico Take into account, kids, that in this podcast, we've just proven the power we have to manifest. And you've experienced it with us in real time. So, this gossip, here, science can prove it with facts. So, don't come to me and say,

no, no, the power that hallucinogens have to manifest everything crazy. I mean, we're really getting involved in our own little hallucinogenic world, that we love so love this part so much that we enjoy it and live it because we're attracted to it.

So, with that said... Yes, Tó. Tell us.

Well, you know that I've always wanted a cat since I was a kid. I've told you about it in the live shows and all that. Now that I live alone, my brother is no longer there, who apparently dies, it's a problem, because of the allergies and I don't know what. Well, then I had, as I had already started telling Lupita, Arturo,

to everyone, hey, I want a cat, I want a cat, and I was looking for the perfect cat. When we went to Madrid, to Lupita and Juan's wedding, from there I went with Fredo and Adrián y Arturo a Formentera. Y en Formentera yo estaba dormida y desperté, y desperté a Arturo y le dije, acabo de soñar que encontraba a mi gato.

Y Arturo, ¿cómo? Y le dije, yo soñé que yo no vivía en el lugar donde me lo encontré, que tenía que hacer todo muy rápido porque tenía que conseguir una transportadora, porque tenía que irla a vacunar, to get vaccinated, because I had to do everything, and I was in a hurry all the time, but I found that cat in a place where I didn't live, and everything had to be done quickly. So Arturo told me, oh, Cas, yes, because he knew that I had a lot of hope,

and I was very present. So, in every street that I crossed in Formentera, in Mallorca, wherever I went, I saw a cat and I said, Art sea, que corre cuando te ve, sabes? Y yo, y veía a otro y decía, no, ese, ese, ese. Y todo el tiempo en España me quise llevar un gato de allá porque yo dije, es que yo soñé que era un gato de un lugar donde yo no vivía. Llegó a Reynosa y da la casualidad que to get her tattoo retouched. Her family had rescued a kitten from a few apartments because they had her outside.

And in the heat of the day, imagine, a cat doesn't survive without food, without water, without anything. And in that, she tells me that they were trying to accommodate her because at the end of the day, it wasn't the plan to keep the cat. So I told her, well, I don't know, show me. I told her, show me the cats, because there were two

I knew that in my heart I had seen a white cat and since I was a child I used to say that my slippers were a white cat so I said, as much as they show me the cats, I'm going to help them get comfortable but if it's not a white cat, it's not a woman and I arrive and she literally says, let's see where is Dolly and she says, she is on top of the fence

and I see her, a white kitten with beautiful blue eyes that we added a picture of Dolly her name is Dolly Parton and I was going to go back to Reynosa on Wednesday and this was Monday

but it was a Tuesday bridge so on Tuesday in Reynosa there were no open vets all Monday we were literally... Gabi and I had migraines all day. We were so stressed. We got a carrier and I managed to take her to the vet.

I tried to hold her because the kitten didn't live in the house. So she wanted to be outside in her things. We managed to put her in a carrier. I made her a sandbox in a shoe box, I mean, all this stuff. And when I was already lying down, I said,

I dreamed this a month ago. And it was exactly like that, that I was finding a cat in a place where I didn't live and that I had to do everything super fast because I had to go back to Mexico City. And now Dolly is at home.

Dude, do you agree? I mean, and you have a witness, Arturo. Uh-huh.

I mean, it's not like...

I made it up.

Yeah, you know, I mean... Imagine, I'm going to explain something to you.

Imagine that for years you've had the illusion of a cat. And I've been living alone, alone, alone, alone, for almost four years.

Uh-huh.

And I haven't done it. So you've been repressing this belief that deep inside your being, you had it present and latent. It's something you've had very impregnated in you since you were little. The illusion of a cat, a cat, a cat, and a cat calls you. You know? Suddenly, and I'm a witness because you also told me about cats, and you were in hostels, and you were in this mess. And you sent me photos, and I was like, look at this and that.

So, months ago you start to release this need that you have. And many times, kids, when we want something, we may want it here inside, but physically, what is your body, does nothing to try and achieve it. When you already join the feeling of being

with your physical body, soul and body, whatever your soul wants, with your body and you start to act according to your feeling, you start to notice how these desires of wanting are nourished. I want it, I want it, and you fill that need. And when you really feel that, you're just attracting, attracting, attracting.

And a conspiracy part, apart from the law of attraction that we love so much, is when you feel the certainty of what you want because you knew that Dolly was for you. You wanted her as a female, you wanted her white. When in the end,

not because you don't like orange cats. No, it was what I visualized as a kid.

Of course, it was your illusion.

And you had it visualized, dude. That's what the law of attraction says. Visualize it. And that's what you get here, dude. And it was like your dream, you know? But when things are for you, dude,

they come at the right time. And I think Dolly is getting to a very cool stage in your life, but above all, I feel like you both needed each other. I just met her today, and she's a pain lover. I started saying pain, and she's a pain lover. And when we have to say it, pain! She's a pain lover, and then you're going to say,

no, really, Doña Chole is...

I'm old.

It's a charm, man, and I think you're having a great chemistry. So, genuinely, you, your being, you, everything, and I'm not just talking about Dolly, but about many things that are happening to you, I've witnessed how that is being achieved.

But don't you go crazy that I dreamed it? That's impressive. And that's another conspiracy. What's up with dreams? That's it. Because I remember before the hallucinations, Lupita is the person who has told me the most to connect with that feeling. And I remember a lot when we gave the first show in Monterrey.

At the end we returned to the dressing room with our parents and all the stuff. show in Monterrey, al final regresamos al camerino con nuestros papás y todo el rollo, hubo champaña, exceso, un chorro de cosas, llegaron hombres, mujeres. No, pitos. Un chorro de cosas. Y me acuerdo que todos dimos como unas palabras y yo le dije a Lupita que ella me ha ayudado a mí a reconectar con esos sueños que yo tenía en un baúl, que yo decía, bueno, So, Lupita always tells me to connect with what you feel, and when you have these calls,

when you have these calls, pay attention to it, because it's trying to tell you something, you know? But it had never happened to me to see a dream and it happened.

It's amazing, man. And many times, many people say, on conspiracy themes, that dreams can be like quantum jumps, in question of something you've already lived, and your dream maybe shows you similarities, because it shows you the dream as a memory.

But it's like an experience that you've already lived, or warnings that you're going to live, so to speak, because you're in a connection point, and how cool that you felt the dream, that you saw it, that it caused you intrigue, and you commented on. And it's cool that you felt the dream. You saw it and it caused you intrigue. And you commented it because it seemed important to you.

And many times dreams say, no, dreams don't mean anything. In the end, they are brain waves that are doing their thing. And some say it's quantum leap. Others say it's visions.

That you have the power to visualize. And others say you're going to hell. That's nothing. So, whatever it is, for me, and I think also for you,

it's something magical. Yes, I'm starting to connect with that because I think it was last year where I said that dreams are not really studied yet, and it's a pseudoscience to believe that dreams are something, because there is no basis.

But now that all these things happen, that's where I say that maybe we haven't done the specific study to achieve this because it's very rare. And more with Dolly, I mean, it moved me so much that I even woke up Arturo and said, I'm going to find a cat and I'm going to take it,

and Arturo was like, poor thing.

And I lived with you, the speed with which you were doing things, running, I'm not with the transporter. I literally sent you a picture with a transporter. And then in your dreams you felt that need for speed, that it wasn't your place, you know? I love that you're both from Reynosa. I love that you're from the north. That's why she's so pretty.

So, I'm so excited to see you live this conspiracy.

Yes, I love it.

Speaking of conspiracies and jumpscares, I did see a very strong conspiracy. We did die in 2012, as the Mayans said. And now we're just reliving our lives. They say that when you die, there are seven minutes where your brain still has this activity, and that's where a lot of people who have died and are being revived say,

I saw my whole life go by.

Oh, yes, yes, a lot.

Have you heard that? Well, it turns out that they say that we probably did die in 2012, as they said, in the Mayan calendar, and that's why right now there are moments where we get like déjà vu or we get these dreams like you have to do this and blah blah because we are really reliving our lives in these 7 minutes because Einstein says that time is relative

of course

I mean, a minute can feel like 6 hours, your wedding dude

no way

I mean, 12 hours and I felt like I was wearing 2

yes

you know, it's very relative as you feel and so so really these 7 minutes for us here on Earth are going by super slowly and we think we're barely living. And that's why we have these calls like this.

Hey, imagine that we're alive.

That we're in the seven minutes. And that suddenly we say, yes, I was a hallucination. And I wake up in my life in Godine, and you're there in the office. And I'm like, but yes, I had the most famous podcast in the world. And I brought a metal hat, I swear. No, I swear, I swear.

Do you believe or not? 100%.

That we are dead? Yes. I mean, for me everything thinking, what's up with dreams, man? I mean, how suddenly the human body goes and rests, man, like that, you sleep, you don't realize what's going on in this plane, but you go to another one, you know? So who says that this, this, this, that I'm doing here is not a plane,

and I'm asleep over there, which is that death of the seven minutes, you know what I mean? I was sleeping over there, which is the death of the seven minutes. And it was like a chain. Here in this plane, I rest my mind, my soul, my being, whatever you want, and I go to another reality, which is Dolly's, where you were on the same trip as the cat.

And maybe in your dream you didn't see her exactly like Dolly, but it was something you had to live, because Dolly had to be in your life. She had to be in your life, she had to get there. So it's like a chain. And who says that right now, this is what we're doing. And we're sleeping on a plate that they have for us.

Because we got a lipo and stuff.

I love it.

But I like to believe in that because I don't like to rule out possibilities, you know? And it's cool to open your mind to everything. Not like, no, I don't care! I don't care, I don't care, I don't care.

It's cool to believe. So I pull. That conspiracy did drive me crazy. So, we're really living our whole lives, but we think it lasts a long time, but we're actually already dead, just living those seven minutes of memories. Wow. And do you like, for example? Being dead?

No, the life you're dreaming of.

Yes.

It's awesome, right? Yes. I mean, I remember it's super dense, but I'm going to tell you, I remember as a child that I simply said, like, I just want to be happy. You know? I mean, I did think I was going to be a doctor, and a lot of things, but always when I connected with me...

Olympics, singers... Yes, singers, models, everything. But I remember that when I connected with me, I said, I just want to feel a lot of happiness, always. And I feel that everything we are doing, I live a lot of tranquility, but there are always peaks of happiness.

But like... I always wanted to feel that, I wanted to feel happy again, happy, happy, happy. And I feel like I do.

I love it.

Do you like the life you're living in these seven minutes?

Too much, man. Too much. I mean, it's been super nice. I wouldn't change anything, man. Nothing, nothing. And I think if I woke up, I would be very proud of this life.

Yes, you would.

Yes, dude. If I woke up and remembered that, no way, I mean, I had the best podcast in the world, live shows, I was going to perform at the National Auditorium, what the hell, you know?

I would give FOMO, but I would say, what a good dream. Yes, me too. And another thing that I think about is life, parallel lives, past lives, Si, la neta. Y otra cosa que pienso de las vidas, así, vidas paralelas, vidas pasadas, como lo quieras llamar. Por ejemplo, me impresionó muchísimo cuando vi un video de una morra que hizo ayahuasca. ¿Tú sabes que es un trip mental bien loco? Para los que no saben, la ayahuasca es como una planta, ¿verdad? Yo no sé bien, pero sí sé qué pasa con ayahuasca. I don't know well, but I know what happens with it. It's like an ancestral drink, that you prepare and whatever you want.

I don't know the subject, but I know it's very natural. You prepare the drink, and you... You pour it? And you drink it, and it takes you on a trip. This trip can be very good, very bad, very crazy, te la tomas y te lleva a un viaje. Este viaje puede ser muy bueno, muy malo, muy loco, que lo entiendas o no, pero sí causa muchas emociones según.

Y es como que depende del estado de ánimo o de ser en el que te encuentres. Esta morra comentaba que a ella le cambió la vida para mal, o sea que destruyó su vida, porque dice que en esa vida Because she says that in that life, she went to a life, and she was stuck in this dream, it's horrible, but she saw, she opened a door,

and she saw how her dad abused her sisters. Oh, you said that a little while ago, in another episode.

Yes, yes, yes.

So, I told you, yes, yes, yes. So, it impacted me so much, because she says that she saw that, you know? And that her dad mistreated her, but she saw the act of that situation. So, she woke up very badly, vomiting and everything, and she returned to her reality, but she says, but in the end, my system, my body, everything,

even though it didn't happen in this plane, I saw it in another shot, and today I hate my dad. What she felt on that trip, she transferred to this life, to her awakening, and she says she can't see her dad. Even though I know it didn't happen, even though my sisters tell me, dude, it didn't happen, and that she can't even see him in the eyes, that she has a a repel and it's a feeling that my body refuses to even see him. I don't even want to see you. And her dad suffers when she was super close to him.

So a union, she says, my dad is my dad, don't fuck with me.

And after that trip, her relationship with her dad was completely destroyed. What is your conspiration for the ayahuasca? I feel like it opens... Like it opens portals, so to speak. Like it connects you with a... And it's going to sound weird after what I just said, right?

But maybe it connects you with a spiritual guide who tries to tell you something so that you can live the book of the wild. You know? Because that was the ugliest story I've ever told, that I've seen about that,

and I've seen many more, right? Some parents, others not so much, whatever you want. But, for example, in the end, it's a risk, because what you see there, of course you can bring it to this plane, because your system, your body, you're going to feel it as if it were real. The mind doesn't distinguish, it doesn't distinguish what is real from what is not real.

So, I think ayahuasca does make sense, especially with so many centuries that it has been used for connection rituals. So for me, ayahuasca is like a telephone cable with those who are beyond. You know?

And many times this cable may be broken, damaged, or has a knot, and nothing will happen, and it will be a mess, or whatever. Because I think that to have that type of communication, you have to be focused on your being right now,

and the cable is in the right place so you can find what you're looking for.

If you did ayahuasca, what would people say? I've had very intense meditations for hours and I've seen amazing things. I don't know why I feel like a woman is waiting for me. I don't know why, but I have the confidence, maybe because of the videos I've seen, that it's going to be a woman I'm going to talk to, but I see her as very big, I know she's going to be big, and I'm going to have a very interesting connection with her.

I don't know why, but I feel like it's something very good for me. Very, very, very good. And I think that if it were to happen, I feel like I would come back here,

but with another...

How can I say this? I would start here, but with another...

How can I say it? With more knowledge in me, like with an inexplicable wisdom, free of ego, and like many things would change in me. For example, how addicted I am to money. So I don't know, it's weird, but I've always seen that I still don't feel like talking to women.

For a while.

Because I also say, and if it's not like that, I have a very clear expectation of what I think ayahuasca is going to be for me, because I have it very clear.

And if it's not like that, I see something ugly.

I don't know why I feel like I would cry a lot.

Yes?

I don't know why.

It's just that you see, it's something you feel,

you can't were planning it.

But it's true!

I see it as a... When I think about what a trip would be like for me, I feel like it would be like crying to heal.

Like to get out.

Yeah.

And then you would come back from what? Yes, but I do feel like I could become an ayahuasca addict. No, you'd be a shaman. Yes. Out of nowhere you see me and I'm like, Lupita, you didn't understand your mother. You live in a jungle in Peru. I swear.

You're 20, girl.

I hear the podcast and I'm like, Lupita, we're very disconnected. But I brought the chairs to record here. I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I feel like if I did ayahuasca, I would expect to...

Well, I don't think the call would have to come at a certain age, but I would expect to be around 60. Me too. You know?

But I would get a tattoo. I want to get a tattoo. At 60.

Oh, really? You're going to start wearing chonguitos and stuff? Yes. I would get a tattoo of chonguitos, after that revelation, and see and stuff. After that revelation, I'll see what I can do.

Okay.

But I do feel that if I did ayahuasca, I would sell all my things. I would go to the extreme.

I feel like you would.

So, better now. I need a decent retirement. I need to work. So, I prefer not to give myself the white cherry scraper yet.

I don't know why, but I relate ayahuasca with something I'm going to know, and when it comes, I'm going to be very calm, very focused, I know everything. But don't tell you, I'll let you live your life with a very strong wisdom, and I don't want to do it because I don't want to know it. I really like to live the adventure of what the hell it will be, but I don't know why I know that I'm going to know it. I mean, cool, but on the one hand I love to question everything.

To be in the mystery.

And believe in everything. Yes. That's why I never repeat the movies. Because when I know the outcome, I can't watch them again.

I love that.

I can't believe that I repeat one movie in my life. The Little Mermaid. With a girl. And Claridad. I've only seen one movie in my life, well, the Little Mermaid, when I was a kid. And Gladiator. But I don't watch any of them again, none. And I remember all the movies I've seen. I mean, no.

So I feel like that would happen to me, and I'd say, what a bore.

I feel like I'd wait until I was 60 for that, because I'd go crazy, I'd disappear, I'd stress my family a lot. much a mi familia. O sea, sabe, seria de que Maylin te hablaria a ti de que oye no has visto a Cassie tu de que tengo dos años sin encontrarla. O sea, sabes?

Si, la ultima vez la fui a buscar y si la encontre, wey, tenia ya dos dias meditando en una piedra. Y wey, aca.

Pero esta bien ella.

Pero esta bien, o sea.

Si huele como feo y asi, pero... esta bien. and that's why I know I'm not going to do it right now. But I would go visit you. Yes, I would go visit you. The cheese was different. You know, just because of the nostalgia.

You don't even remember me well, right? And your things, like, so you're going to want this tea to help you. And I'm like, what? Looking at you, like, really? And you're repeating the stories to me.

And I'm like, what else? And I'm repeating the stories. And I'm blogging. I'm with my friend. Monetized. Monetized. In the Alusidia channel, because this is not going to die. No, but you should know that 50% goes to her, who spends it on medicinal herbs and helping her indigenous and cat communities.

She knows what to do with her money, right?

I don't know if they would give me money and burn it in a bonfire. You know? Like, ahhh! You know? I mean, oh no. So I feel like if I were to become an ayahuasca, I would wait until I was very old where I would be focused, where my family wouldn't worry about how I would eat and then that's it. Me too, honestly. If we're old, we do it. I'm 68 and you're 60.

Come on, you're old, ridiculous! Are you kidding me? Yes, we are going to do Ayahuasca. Ok, so that Ayahuasca conspiracy that connects you with... A superior being or with a life with you. In the end, it connects you because you are everything. But what is missing from you is what is connecting. Very strong, really. And we are not here to recommend that you do Ayahuasca.

I don't even recommend it. It's a very serious thing. la verdad. Y ojo, no estamos aquí recomendando que hagan ayahuasca, ni mucho menos. Es una cosa muy seria. Nosotros ni nos atrevemos. No, y acuérdense que existe algo que se llama Libra al Veldrio. Entonces, no porque veas a alguien ahorita caminando encuerado en la calle lo vas a ir a hacer. Tienes Libra al Veldrio. I've seen many cases of repercussions. This woman saw that and she didn't take it out of her head and she lost her father's arm and leg. And of course it's going to be very difficult because for her,

she saw a voice. Even if she said, no, but I saw it! And she opened her eyes and saw it.

I mean, she understands.

But well, Quesito, speaking of conspiracies, for example, what do you think about the conspiracy that says that black cats are diabolical, they're bad, they're unlucky, and all that. I don't think they're unlucky. For example, yesterday, do you remember that a kitten came to look for us? I don't know why I feel like they have a lot of answers.

Really? I mean, I have the theory that everything they say about witches is because they had answers and people were afraid of them. Exactly. miedo. O sea porque por ejemplo las brujas de Salem y todo este rollo eran mujeres muy inteligentes y a la gente le daba miedo que supieran cosas. Entonces ¿qué hacían? Las quemaban. ¿No? ¿Qué? Un saludo a mis hermanas. Hermanas, saludos.

Pronto nos veremos. Sí. Pero... No, no pronto. En mucho tiempo. En mucho tiempo. Sí. Entonces yo siento que los gatos negros los satanized in that way because they had answers.

Of course.

And that's why it was like, no, they're unlucky and they're witches and their mother and I don't know what, but I feel like no, it's because they're very connected.

They say, there's a conspiracy that says, I don't know if I saw it in a movie or what, but I'm going to say it because I love it, of witches who, according to them, began to transform into black cats. So they started like that because suddenly they disappeared. And many of them couldn't get married. Many of them, yes, horrible, but many of them couldn't get married. And suddenly there was a kind of disappearance in them,

but suddenly many black cats. And it was like, ah, I'm missing 10 witches and there are 10 black cats. Like in those times, they started to make their conspiracies of how they became cats. That myth starts to be passed down through the centuries. And to this day, they still believe it.

No. I feel like it was transmitted that they are bad, that they are unlucky, and so on. And it's proven proven, statistically,

that they are the ones who want less.

Oh, but they're so cute. Imagine, you have answers there, it's a magical animal, they're super magical. They have eyes like that, I feel like they read your soul. Yeah, I think black cats are very cute. In fact, why do you think that kitten stopped at our door yesterday?

Because it was there for hours and hours and he was mumbling to us, obviously maybe he was hungry, I don't know, but that's weird.

I think he was going to tell us that...

He wasn't going to give us answers.

He had answers? Yes.

Do we have doubts?

No.

I don't know, I think in the end everything is energy and from the moment you attract animals, that's your inspiration. When you have this magnet for animals, for all this, it's because your energy attracts, you know? And you always get closer to the animals, they adore us, really. And I love that inspiration. For example, I didn't understand why, For example, I've always had dogs, and my dogs are super cute, but one time a person came to me

and my dog was licking her. There are dogs that have certain human-like attitudes, because the language of dogs is energy. They don't know any other language. In fact, if you're nervous, your dog is stressed.

If you're sad, the dog feels it. And without talking.

Imagine the energy reception, like the fields. Zzzzzz. So I feel like yesterday's kitten felt the energy that was in the depa, which was really nice, and we were controlling it. He said, I want to be here.

I want to be here in the potorro.

In the end, we didn't open the door for him. I wanted him to come to the depot with us, but because that patio was closed and we were afraid he would go out into the street and now he couldn't go back home. And besides, it was an Airbnb and we couldn't get him out. We were going to leave. He gets in there, he scratches us, you know? but that cat is really pretty, right? It's really precious I love black cats, they're really cute

Yeah, mystical

Right? They're mystical

Yes, that's also what we were talking about before we started recording Lupita has a cat, which is Wendy, which is a calico and I've seen videos and I've read and everything that calico cats are the ones that have the most presence with energies and Wendy is very energetic Wendy is very sensitive, very analytical Presencia con las energías y Wendy es muy de energías Wendy es muy de sentir muy de analizar way de lo juro los gatos

Dice otra conspiración que transmutan la energía que quiere decir que conforme que como tú te sientas ellos van a absorber a lo mejor tu energía la transmutan y la mandan a la chingada de cuenta no sea tipo la sacan de tu vida Los perros se dicen que si absorben tu energía Pero yo no saben transmutar y muchas veces quedan con ellas y se enferman way Sobre todo yo también he visto mucho sobre los gatos cálicos uno de los niggas tiene

Pablo también tiene uno que se parece muchísimo a wendy aquí tenemos fotos de las hermanas entonces No, amiga tito la borran la carita por favor no quiero que sí TIRINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Ah! Tiene ni, tiene hi. Ah. Ah! Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! in my life, that when I'm feeling down, sad, tired, frustrated, whatever you want, Wendy seems to know, I swear she seems to read me. And she suddenly comes up to me like this, and starts to smell me, like, very tender, she puts her face like this in my eyes, and she stays a little while in my eye, a little while like this, close, and then she changes her eye, do you realize?

And she's a little while like this but he's purring, right? I start to relax, but I start to let go of my body, but I start to go like this, and suddenly he turns around, he cuts himself in the chest, and he starts purring, that delicious purring, which for me is therapy, like, no way. When you say Juan has seen me like this, I'm like, ah, it's therapy. It's been a moment. Yeah, like, ah, dude, don't die. Or sometimes I'm like, tic, I turned off the light because I'm like...

I swear, and I wake up fresh, renewed.

I mean, there are times, I swear, that I'm like, come Wendy, I'll put it on.

Stay here!

But for me, Wendy, I swear, it's magic. Like, she understands, it's magical. You understand, you know. There are people who don't like them, so you really hate them. There are people who love them, you love them, you're one of their favorite people. So, I'll leave it to you. Cats are magical.

I do think that this conspiracy that cats are like aliens or something, yes. You know?

Me too, wey. And you know what I think?

That cats are also karmic. ¿Sabes? Yo también, wey. ¿Y sabes también qué pienso? Que los gatos son también cármicos.

Ok.

Porque, por ejemplo, como que el gato tiene un cierto comportamiento muy diferente de los perros. O sea, ellos son divos, son todo lo que tú quieras y manden. Y es un animal muy noble. Pero siento que cuando los tratas mal, en cuestión de que no les das los cuidados que quieren You treat them badly because you don't give them the care they deserve. I see them as if they were the kings of aliens, the powerful ones. They come here with that chip, they don't care. They come and say, I help you with your energy, I'm here giving you my wisdom, my magic.

I'm doing you a favor by being here and I'm trying to heal you in a way with my mystical powers. And you haven't cleaned my sandpit? And you took me out to the street? And you hit me? And you hurt me in the street and you didn't help me? I'm going to charge you, bitch.

And for seven. Because I have seven lives. I swear, dude. Because, coincidentally, people that I've seen that have had an affair with cats, with animals, by whatever you want, right? But it's precisely with cats that they've been fucked. I mean, I had a neighbor who hated cats,

who poisoned them and so on, and I remember that at night many cats would get like, I don't know, making weird noises, like, they would make a weird noise, I don't know if you've heard that noise,

and like,, super weird.

And I was always like, oh, there are cats. I was always like, they're doing it on purpose and they're luring them at dawn. The cat burned his house. I swear. So, if you look at it, like this that I told you, it makes sense, man. Because yes, they're very good, they're all, but don't fuck me. Because it's like, I do love you, but in my time. Don't hug me until I want to.

So, these are very much their rules and I think it's a super karmic living being. So, I do everything for them to adopt and take care of them and love them and love them. No, but you know what's really weird? Gabi and I were together at the end of the day

until I went to Reynosa. And I told him, he said, it's weird that you came to Reynosa because you hadn't been there for a year. I told him I felt lost, I don't know what I'm doing. I don't mean work, because we're doing great, but I told him,

I felt like something, like an emptiness. I don't know how to explain it, because if I analyze my life, it's not like I'm bad. We had a great time. I had a great time, but I got to Reynosa feeling empty.

You needed something.

So when we went to get Dolly and everything, she told me that maybe that was it. That you already felt like, I need her. So I do feel that Dolly was going to have a better life because she knew that I needed her.

And she needed you. No, we were with Dolly, and she was like, no, fucking Dolores. No, she feels like she owns your closet. I mean, she's like, what are you doing here?

Get out. I gave her the whole office, and she doesn't want it. She wants the closet.

She loves it because it has your scent. Yes, obviously.

When I got there, I was in your shoes, it loves your scent. It's getting impregnated. Yes, it's getting impregnated with you. And especially when it's lying down. Ximena is sometimes like this, fighting. But when they're lying down in your scent,

they're already in a really good connection. So, treat your cats well, kids. And your dogs and everything. Yes, everything. Because everything comes back.

Remember that cat, maybe you were in another life.

We don't know. Speaking of animals, a while ago I asked Victoria if she had any conspiracies. And she said she feels that panda bears are robots.

Yes!

And I'm going to clear that conspiracy. Because panda bears are in danger of extinction because they don't want to reproduce or anything. And in fact, they don't have a mission in life. You know? They exist. They play and that's it. But you know why? That's why I think they're such special animals. I don't think, Victoria, that they are robots. What happens is that if for them

the condition of life is not exactly how they want it, they don't say that they won't reproduce. Because I don't want to. So they started to stop reproducing because they were put into captivity

to take care of them because it was a species that was in danger of extinction. But pandas are so special that they start taking care of people and they start loving people. Oh, yes.

I feel like it's an animal. I have the conspiracy that the panda is here for a reason, we just haven't given it the opportunity, or it's doing it, and we're stupid, we think we're stupid. So much so that to start reproducing and everything,

the caretakers have started vestir de pandas, para que el panda diga, ah ok es un panda, no soy humano, ¿sabes? Y yo pienso que los pandas y los pulpos son marcianos o algo. Sí güey, y el panda güey, nos está demostrando que es más inteligente. Yo, dijo, prefiero morirme, desaparecerme. I'm thinking that he's smarter. I... He said, I'd rather die, disappear. Don't you think it's funny? We don't want to reproduce ourselves. Because we are, look.

No, you're seeing the world. I mean, I'm going to sound very woke, but... I mean, really, you start seeing reality and unconsciously you see things and they come to your mind. And suddenly, I'm acting like the panda, and I say, I'm not going to reproduce.

Why?

Why would I bring another human here if we're doing this shit? We have the same thoughts, the pandas and us. So, are pandas humans? Or something else, Martians? Are pandas and alusines superior?

I think so.

The mascot of alusines is a panda. Yes, dude, I would love to. So, it sounds to me, more than robots, like they are superior beings. They are seen as idiots, but we are the idiots, dude. They have a good time.

Yes, they say, oh, yes, I'm very stupid.

Yes, whatever you say.

I mean, imagine that they see humans and say, I am human. What a laugh, dude, I love it. I'd love to hug one of them. Really? They're so cute.

I love them!

Another very important conspiracy I quote is Jany Rivera. Jany Rivera has a YouTube channel where she makes chiles en hogada. Dude, do you remember her voice? Yes, and it looks the same. And she never shows her face. Her little hands? Her little hands? They looks the same. And it never shows his face. His little hands?

The same, dude.

What happens with artists that die, and this is with all due respect, they are conspiring. No, but they are not dead. If they are alive, then they are alive. No, but it's a conspiracy. What happens with artists that maybe reach that point of success and say, I'm leaving? Of course.

Of course.

I already have all the money in the world. I don't want attention anymore. And maybe there are even artists who connect with everything in life. With everything, like, I already know everything. I already have everything.

I already want to live in silence. I want another life. I want to live in silence. I want a new life. I want to change my life. Imagine in this plane, saying, I'm going to change my life. I have all the money in the world.

Now I'm going to make YouTube videos cooking. Without the mortification of commitments, of contracts, of fatigue, of whatever you want.

Yes, because there is also a theory that Michael Jackson is alive. Who else is alive?

Juan Gabriel. Juan Gabriel is alive. Juan Gabriel is alive.

And they heard it here. They heard it here. I mean, dude, in fact, it impressed me, because a lot of things are said about Juan Gabriel, right? But I don't know if you saw the video, dude, where it is that... Do you realize where they said that Juan Gabriel is in the US and they saw him in a market buying fruit. In fact, you can look for the video. Put Juan Gabriel in the fruit shop.

And there you see Juan Gabriel and when he is recording the video, Juan Gabriel starts to... Let's go to... No, no. No, no. He starts to sing a song, but it's true. Oh, really? Yes, yes, yes. Noa Noa was another one of...

the one of...

Te quiero.

Ah.

Porque te quiero, caray, cuando te fuiste. That was like this. Cuando te fuiste, caray. And the girl who's recording says...

Are you listening?

Are you listening, dude?

What?

Look for the video. They saw it here in the hallucinations, dude. I mean... You're watching Juan Gabriel in a fruit shop, singing. Excuse me?

Excuse me? And then, by chance, suddenly, they want to hide the video. The elite?

Uh-huh.

Hey.

What happened? Why, even if you were with Juan Gabriel, why would you have decided to leave? Because they killed everyone.

Really?

Or I feel like he was the best at everything, he said, I'm the best at everything, I'm here. I'm getting lazy, leave me alone. There's no one better than me, there never will be. And I feel like he said, that's enough.

And that all of a sudden, imagine that he's always laughing at us, watching us from behind a tree. Imagine that.

What?

You know?

It would be crazy, right?

How did you come up with that?

Look at me.

I mean, they're conspiracies, kids. They're conspiracies that happen. You know another conspiracy that they say a lot? That Rostrillo Durca, Durcal, I remember Juan Gabriel, they were super friends, that Rocio Durcal was the one who...

She died before Juan Gabriel. Yes, right? Yes. And that she was the one who told Juan Gabriel, Dude, here's the life! Come! But it's not in this shot, man.

That they were so top, that they were like, dude, stop! I already gave you what I had to give you, I already composed what I had to compose,

stop!

And now, come on, you know. So they take them, just like they took Jacobo, Greenberg, many people, and they say, come on, so you can sing us Chido. Chido, I never say the word Chido, I say Chilo.

So, all of a sudden, Larros said, no, bring my friend, Juanga. So he brought Juanga. And they were flirting.

Hey, Duda.

What? Because last year we talked about this, but it's been a year, indeed. Why hasn't the elite come to us?

Oh, Kesito, that's what you think.

Of course they haven't come to us.

Do you think the elite will come to your cell? Hi, I'm the elite! No, Kesito.

I mean, where do you think they came to us?

In success.

I mean, by giving us success, have they already come to us? Of course! ¿Ya nos buscaron? Claro. Y en este buscar es un llamado en el que tenemos que llegar. Tú crees que es nomás de, bueno, oye, para que te venga. No. Cállate. En vez de agarrar una, tú creías que era que te marcan, sí, ahí voy, te agarro la

carretera tal, paso periférico, doy vuelta en poniente, paso esta palabra. No. No, the path that they are calling us on is a path of success. Instead of roads, they are experiences. Okay. So, we already have the calling.

It happens a lot, Kessy.

And when do you think is when we start to get scared? Because right now I'm having a great time.

When you no longer know how to control everything that is happening to you and it takes your focus away from your being.

Imagine, people who have a lot of access to masses, like us.

Don't you understand?

Because the real gold of these times is not money.

What is it?

I need people.

Ah, followers, numbers, followers. The followers, the numbers, the followers! The connection, the community. I can't think of anything like that, but it makes sense. So, when you start to reach so many people, you start to have a certain influence among masses, so to speak. So, the call takes you to grow, grow, grow.

And when you disconnect from your purpose, from your life, from your being, and you start with more superficial issues,

in greed, in power,

that wins you success. That wins you and that you don't even start to feel full or satisfied. A really wonderful power is satisfaction. The center says, I'm satisfied, man. I'm satisfied. Just like when you eat, when you know how to stop eating,

because while you eat, you keep eating, and if there's food in front of you, you keep eating. But if you stop, you say, I'm satisfied. Even if there's food here, I don't want it. The same is with life and success. You have to know how to differentiate where you're going,

but when you don't know how to differentiate, you want more, you want more. Then you start to be in voids, and you don't know how to fill them up anywhere. And suddenly you're like, what the hell, where am I standing? I have a lot of power, don't you want to lose that. Your worst fear is poverty. So, what you gain is what you control, money and power. And when you feel that the elite is shaking you and telling you, I'm going to save you, but in exchange for this.

I feel that's when all the distortion starts and you start making more bullshit and ugly things.

What do you think the elite would specifically ask us to hallucinate? I don't know why I see the elite as something bad. That's why I say that they control you through power. They give you all the beauty of life. This is the world. You go crazy and you don't want to live without it. Because you think that's your life. But no.

And I feel that they would ask us,

do they have all this and the shit, or...

I feel like he'd ask us to either ask the babies of his followers

or take their power away. Take it away!

Something like that. Because since a lot of women follow him, that's what he asked us to do.

Ah, ok, ok.

That's what he asked us to do. Take it away, now!

Yeah, his children, yeah, yeah. Or what do you think he'd ask us? Okay, okay. I think it's better that your people do this. Or, it's better that you do this. I feel like you should ask us to make hallucinations a cult.

You know? That we start to manipulate them, to ask them for things.

We already do that. What? We got lost in the sauce! That's for our own benefit. Our own benefit.

But we've made them happy.

But that's what the elite wants you to do, to make them believe in your community.

It's the real cult.

That they are happy and realize whether or not they are. What?

But we give very good advice. The only thing we said once was to make fake accounts so that more people would follow us.

But we stopped that.

But it was a joke.

How do you think the elite looks like?

I feel like they are like...

Do you think we've seen them on the streets?

No.

No? I mean, they always live in confinement. I feel like when we see someone, we're going to get a very strange vibe. What kind of vibe?

Like, weird. Like we're going to feel it. For example, a person that I feel is very successful is Eden. We have to talk to him and ask him if...

And we put the audio here of what he answered us.

That he has already communicated with the elite.

Yes. Yes, we have to talk to him. Because at the end of the day, he is an artist, he fills places. He moves masses. This is a conspiracy.

Did you know?

Don't lie.

Did you know that laughter generates... Do you realize that there's a study with diabetic people that says, it was proven, that insulin regulates glucose in your blood so that it can become energy. That's what insulin does with diabetics.

So there's a study where they injected people with insulin to regulate whatever you want and send, and not other diabetics, but they were taken to a comedy show. So it was proven how laughter generates serotonin, dopamine, whatever you want to do. I don't know exactly what it generates, but it's brain waves, you realize that through the experience and laughter you start to feel better.

And they checked their glucose and they were perfect. They came in without having injected them or anything, and 20 people came in, 17, and the glucose levels were at their peak. And they did this on multiple occasions. So, it also says that it generates something in your brain

that even helps you with depression, so to speak, because it makes you feel better at these moments. So when there are people who have this situation, for example, sick people, people with mental illnesses, things like that, they are the most vulnerable people. So through laughter they start to feel healing.

I don't know if we cut this out, because maybe we'll lose followers. You're depressed, stay. So they start to feel healing and they start experiencing the same sensation of a drug, man.

So these people can no longer be without what makes them feel better. Because just as drugs generate those peaks of, oh, my God, I feel better I feel better because I'm sitting here, the body, laughter, comedy, what makes you laugh, generates the same pleasure.

And this generates addiction in the laughter consumer. What do we do if we give you laughter? We give you laughter. We're drugging people. We are the real poperas. We are the real cocas. We are...

We are crystal.

Oh.

Dude, and where are we going to stop?

Because we didn't realize that we were going to be

in the middle of a party. We are going to be in the middle of a party.

We are going to be in the middle of a party.

We are going to be in the middle of a party. We're crystal. We're crystal. Oh.

Dude, where are we going to stop? Because we didn't realize it and we're already in the middle. Never. I think we can never stop. Because maybe our mission is to make you feel good. And in the end it's a drug, it doesn't harm your body. On the contrary, it helps you with glucose.

What would the elite have to offer you to say, OK, yes, to say, if you do whatever, we're going to give you this? What would you say? Well, maybe you do. Absolute power. Of the world?

Yes.

Even of them, yes. No, but... I'd like to be offered...

I'd like to have the power to... To...

No way.

I don't believe in anything.

Remember that, according to the analogy of the day, that's going to cost me happiness. What is this? Well, I'm not going to go out crazy. But remember that, according to the analogy we're making, the elite does it so slowly that you don't realize that you're already in the middle. Ah, okay. At that point they say it. Not that they come and put you on the table. Yes, no, no, right now, yes, of what? No. and then he comes and offers you this. What would he have to offer you to make you say, go?

How far would he have to go to take human blood, for example? Because that's what's next, you didn't realize it,

and the next step...

So you're going to... Better human blood, no.

That's what they do, we. Baby blood.

Yeah, but last year we said baby blood, and we said no, eso no. No, pero es lo que hacen pues. Ok. ¿Cómo se llama? Cromosomor? Lo que... Sí, Lu. Sí, el año pasado lo dijimos, búsquenlo. Búsquenlo.

Pero tomas sangre de personas adultas, ok? Y te van a dar tal cosa. ¿Qué tendría que ser tal cosa? ¿Sabes qué te iba a responder? ¿Qué? Seguir con mi vida. ¿Y qué te dije al principio? Que te enamoras tanto de tu vida, de lo que tienes, de que esto y que lo otro, que no lo quieres dejar. Y cuando te dicen, pues tienes que hacer esto si quieres seguir con esto.

Y lo que te respondí ahorita de que no, pues es que voy a salir cajeada porque... Porque pues voy a... because if they ask me to do something else, to leave this, I thought I would leave the podcast. I mean, don't fuck with me, man. To continue.

To continue in this, which is what makes me happy, man.

It's that they also make us addicted to the happiness that we feel. Of course.

That's where you say...

Just like they are addicted to hallucinations. Exactly, you see, we are all being manipulated.

Yes.

So if they tell me, for Lupita to continue with your current life, you have to drink a little bit, a little shot of blood, and I pull. How crazy! But did you see how fast we changed it from one year to here? Because last year we said no. No! How do you think? And see the manipulation we've been doing all year, man. This conspiracy is scaring me a little, man. Because I'm seeing them like this. And you see the answer that I gave you out of nowhere. I got it out of my ass that success is the way.

Because instead of roads, it's a terrible experience.

But did you realize that we got the clarity when we put aluminum in our heads? This is true. What's going on? You're scared, right?

And as soon as you get home, I come home with an aluminum... Oh, I'm in my creative moment!

If they don't block me, remember.

That's weird. Wow, I'm in shock.

Right? And then, I think it's crazy that as we talked, we gave the same, the so-called elite in this case, is success for you, individually, for everyone. Yes, because there are people who success is not money, excess, and so on. For us, I think success is the tranquility that we have, the experiences that we are living, the laughter that we have, how well we have had it. We have become addicts.

We are addicted to laughter, because we are like crazy, we have to see Alfredo to be there. We are addicted to ourselves. But... We are addicted to feeling good. And on this path,

we are following that light. This makes me feel good. And this makes us feel good. We are reaching more people. What the hell. We are there.

What a stupid question you asked me. I mean, I don't know if I'm bleeding to continue with this life. Of course. And that's what those people who criticize themselves for doing this or that do. Because they say, if it's for my life,

they say that, for example, Maria Felix, who probably ate human flesh.

Oh, yeah.

Of course, man. She was the diva of Mexico. María Félix loved being María Félix. She was like, I'm the boss. I'm the diva, I'm the most beautiful, the most successful, the most loved, the most millionaire. She was everything, if you look at her. Everything. She lived a lot of years, dude. And of course, if you tell her, María Félix, so that you can keep being María Félix. You have to eat human flesh. What does María Félix do?

Eat human flesh. And that's what I'm telling you, what drives me crazy. Go watch the episode from last year and we said no. There's no way. How can you believe it? No, no, I'm not going to do it. And now what? Put some ice cubes and salt so make it more spicy. Look, mix it with a little bit of spice, I don't know.

Come on, a little bit of spice. Yes, a little bit of lemon and that's it. Oh, I don't know what to do.

And you would do it? Really?

That's strong. I mean, because at the end of the day, I mean, I've always said that I don't dream of having a yacht and stuff. I told you a while ago, my childhood dream was always to feel happiness. I want to live in happiness and have experiences that make me feel like, that's cool, and here I am. They fulfilled it for me. And now if you tell me that you're going to let go of the dream you had as a child,

I say, no, why? Because they already got us involved in working on it, us, to on it. So I say, why are you taking it away from me? I did it.

Sure.

So what do I have to do? Yes, give it to me. And remember that happiness has no limits. One day you think this is happiness, and then you meet another level of happiness, and there you are, and suddenly, boom, another level of happiness, and you discover and level up. So, is it true that the real secret to being against the elite,

more than happiness, is peace?

Yes. Because peace is that term of well-being. And it's a neutral state. Exactly. Happiness is a peak, it's an addiction in the end. It's great, but it's an addiction.

And we're already addicted to addiction. Addicted to happiness.

We're addicted to happiness, yes. We're super addicted. I'm super addicted to happiness.

And, listen... Pichelita, we found you. Yes, of course. We're discovering all the black or red thread. I don't know what it's called. Here it is. And, listen, it doesn't mean mean we're super happy and everything, but it doesn't mean we're not at peace. No, I live in peace.

But we often sacrifice peace for that happiness. Let's be honest. We often sacrifice it to say, Oh, well, and it comes from this happiness until we expose our physical, our everything, to want to feel that peak that many times lasts minutes, seconds, or whatever you want. And yes, happiness, and then we stay happy, happy, happy, and then there's peace.

In this world, sometimes when you're calm, it's like, oh, that's good. But if you're not aware and connected to your being, you can confuse it with, what's happening? Am I okay? Am I sad? Or what? Why do I feel like a hole. Because there's nothing. And that's how addictions start, dude, also with a need.

Happiness can't be a need, dude.

Ah!

What a conspiracy.

Dude.

I feel like we're super smart, dude. We just destroyed the elite.

We just broke the system, right? Or not?

What else are you going to give me? It depends.

It depends.

But it's like, how are you being manipulated

by yourself and your tastes and your own decisions, man. Yeah, because if right now the elite comes to you and says, Quesito, we're going to give you a jet, I tell them, man, I don't care. And what? I'm going to give you a private jet, and you're like, no, I don't care. But if you tell me, I'm going to take away the peace of your life, the happiness, I'll say, no, no, no, why?

Well, then, drink this liqueur.

What does it have?

Blood.

And, ground eyes.

But can I put a mix of berries?

Of course, of course, of course.

Perfect. I'm going to put it on the side. I'm going to put it on the side. I'm going to put it on the side. I'm going to put it on the side. I'm going to put it on the side.

I'm going to put it on the side.

I'm going to put it on the side.

I'm going to put it on the side. I'm going to put it on the side. We are the main character, dude. We are crazy, remember? Not because we live in peace. It's just that...

Our job is to laugh, dude.

We talk about things so... So... I can tell you that... The TikToks, dude, when we met... If you tell me what you told me, where are you going

when I make fun of you? Oh, yeah.

Soon.

With something very special.

Then you'll see.

It's because our conversations get to that point where, oh, I'm going to go to that part, with I don't know who.

Really?

And I don't even, I don't believe you. It's like, of course, it's you! What I told you in the closet. Your reaction was, dude, obviously! So, literally, we organized the agenda because I told Lupita, you have to do everything. With all the time that's scheduled, because maybe I'll get busy before, and she'll be like, no, no, you're not going to get busy before, you're going to arrive.

And I'm like, dude, what did I tell, but I feel like it's true. So, if we have to make the schedule, yes, it's true. But, we'll tell you what it was later. But when we talked about it, I think it was true. You tell me that, in our first TikToks,

we would have said, this is stupid.

Calm down.

Wow, cool. It's like, which by the way are really cool, and we're loving this, it was like, of course! What would you do, Alusines, if we came back to the next episode really disconnected, like, no, no, no, no one cares? Guys, we have to finish this, because, really, Alusines,

is the way to get to where we don't want to get. Many people disappear because of that. camino para llegar a donde no queremos llegar muchas personas por eso se desaparecen claro porque llegan y dicen no claro porque Juan Gabriel a lo mejor dijo no no no estoy yendo por la carretera del éxito que me va a llevar a comer sangre humana a pedos con bebés a wey cogen y hacen un desmadre un degenere y que entonces Juan Gabriel es bien bueno donde dijo vayanse la chingada no y si

tengo que desaparecer que te digo me voy a una frutería And then Juan Gabriel is a good man and he said, go fuck yourself, right? And if I have to disappear, what do I tell you? I smell like a fruit shop.

And we say yes, dude. And Juan Gabriel's success doesn't compare to ours. And we, for nothing, yes.

Because we are manipulated, right?

Yes, we are not ourselves. We are super manipulated. So when they come and offer it to us, are we going to say no? No, no, no. I live very comfortably like this.

We're going to say yes.

Yes, right?

Just a little bit.

Of course.

But it's cool to know the answer. And we're going to be honest with you guys. We're still here. We're still here, being your best addiction. We're still here. We're still here. We're still your best addiction. We're not leaving until we leave. When I see that our content is causing problems in the world,

wars, I say, no, I think we're out of luck. Not when we had to take blood from a man. Do you think that to get to where Michael Jackson got to, he didn't sell his blood shots? Of course! But then the levels of slander go up.

All of this is made up, don't sue us. I'm kidding,'s bring aluminum hats.

But it makes perfect sense.

Yes, but it's a joke. So, possibly, on this path, suddenly, this world takes us to a party. Like, no, yes, we go to events, this and that, and it takes us to a party with a super important brand that takes you to another country, for example,

and you're living together, and they give you a whiskey, a wine. Yes, of course, I don't know what.

Oh, great, cheers! Cheers!

I feel weird.

I feel weird. But do you also want me to tell you something? Wait, but you loved the wine, man. You said, I love the wine, because that wine made you live a lot of happiness at that party with that brand in that country. What are you going to say next? And you said, wow, this really deserves,

and the merit begins to take over from you.

I'm going to tell you something. This conversation we're having is really cool, but also every time we feel a weird vibe, we run away. I love that we are feeling really good, that yes, I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I don't think we're going to be able to do this. It sounds really cool.

Yes, it's true!

You stupid, brown bitch! Wait, did you realize? Wine is blood.

But no, according to me, the elite has to choose you. They want them to know that you were shit by decision.

To control you.

Exactly.

But what I'm going to do is, that's how the shots start. In that environment. There are chocitos too. There are baby mangoes. In that environment. And I was like, try it, I don't know what. It's a fun wine. And you're like, oh, it's just for fun.

It's fun that it has a switch and you're like, they canasted you. And you're like, oh, I'm here, there's only one life. And you liked it, and then those levels go up, and it turns out that those wines, dude, make your sixth sense go down. You realize that you get there very happy at that party, with your sixth sense flame, awesome, right? So you have a good time, but your bombastic, your happiness,

was so great that your sixth sense flame starts to go out. And it starts to go out, and suddenly, as soon as you have an awakening like, oh my god, what's happening to me? Because I haven't been in touch with myself for a long time. What the hell am I doing here, seeing six men

grabbing each other and taking a woman's semen and putting it in their chest, like Didi did. You really have to be yourself, the one who's going to save you, to get out and fuck you up. If not, this is going to eat you. It's going to eat you.

Until you're stuck in a pigsty. Because they're going to turn you off with their bullshit. Your shit, in the sixth sense. Which a lot of people don't listen to, but we, who are super awake, of course we listen to them, man.

I even talk to him and everything.

Of course! of course we listen to them, I even talk to him and everything what? of course

this is so weird, I'm like fuck, I want to go to sleep

oh my god

I'm telling you, I feel like we're not going to accept it because we don't accept any type of injustice we see something and we start screaming and fighting we're very stubborn with those things. I know! In our sixth sense. But if that goes out...

So what do we do? Not accepting any drink? Always be alert. And not accepting many drinks, but being on the lookout for these peaks of happiness that we're addicted to. And saying, hey, chill.

Of course, because I put it in the form of wine right now. But it's also in the form of wine right now, but they are also in the form of experiences. And something we did very well this second season is to put limits to say no. The heli was controlling us. Sure, and what happened? We had a big outbreak. I feel like Roderick is going to watch this episode and say

-"You're going to get there, baby." -"You're going to get there, baby."

-"Welcome!" -"Welcome!"

We were aware. Because we had a moment of awareness, which was when the podcast thing happened, that we put on a scale and stopped making money. Not even the money was important. We said to what moved us a lot at the beginning, that we were crazy, we said, no to the brands, no to this event, I don't want this, I don't want this.

And it was these no's. And coincidentally, we are saying us, and for this episode, which is a year after the conspiranoicas, we are more awake, man, after saying it because we knew how to listen. So, I put that as a form of wine, that you're going to like it, you liked the drink, you went crazy. So, you feel that there will be proof, man. Of proof, and we have to be very aware of the proof.

Of course. And I think that now that we've got the thing in question, for example, Fredo sends us an audio that they're inviting us to, I don't know what, Cotorreo, your first answer, no. Like that, and they offer you whatever you want. And you said no.

And I said, ehhh! Te ofrezcan lo que tú quieras y tú dijiste no

Pero la realidad Sabes y fue así que no voy porque como que estamos siendo más conscientes ya sin dejarnos guiar por ceros y por experiencias Porque es lo que nos vuelve loca de porque en la cero cuando estamos en estas experiencias todo se vuelve mágico When we're in these experiences, everything becomes magical. So we're super woke? I was worried. No, no, no. I think we're doing it right. Okay. Because I feel like right now we're doing good. We're doing something beautiful, we make people laugh, we make people feel good.

And we're receiving beautiful things, which I feel is the balance that a life, when you live it, is fair, and above all, knowing that you deserve beautiful things because which I feel is the balance. When you live a life, you live it right, and above all, knowing that you deserve beautiful things because you are a good person. For me, the secret of everything is the love you give. And to give love, you have to be a good person.

And all that comes back to you. So I think we are people, we are really good people, man. And we give love and everything to the point of not even guiding us for money or anything. They don't buy us anymore. And in this plane, the most important value is the economic one.

It is with what the world moves and with what everyone buys. With us, there is no money in the world that buys us. Really, because we have already passed tests. We already beat the elite. Yes, but this race is going to be long. I feel like they're going to be tempted.

It's about maintenance. It's about maintenance. It's a lot of work you have to do. I feel like the allusions in your house are that you're already bad. Yes! I mean... Hey girls, the truth is...

I wanted to follow the thread, but we didn't understand anything. I felt a little uncomfortable, girls. So, I'm leaving.

If you're retiring, it's because the elite is making you not see this. Sure.

What's up with those clear and decisive thoughts? With the metal hat. Put on the hat to watch this episode. Or watch it again with a hat and you'll see how you'll understand everything and all the clarity you'll have.

Uh-huh.

Because according to this, there is the conspiracy that this makes you not get intrusive thoughts and that you can think clearly. Yes, because we never explain why we are like this.

No, because we are assholes. They told me, you are crazy, and we are human condoms, ok? So it's just for that, as long as you don't get... It bounces it off. Yeah, you don't get anything, so you start thinking with a lot of clarity. And we're actually thinking with a lot of clarity.

Because we were like, dude! We started saying that we were super scattered.

Yeah, and we put this on and now we're like...

And I was like...

Because Shakespeare said, Ah! How crazy.

They are conspiracies, kids. Conspiracies or realities. What I want you to see, kids, and understand, is that the hallucinations are a living proof, and they are living,

no, no, no. You are living with us the real proof of the manifestation, of the path, of the so-called elite. Uh-huh. The so-called elite, de la manifestación, del camino, del llamado de la élite, del llamado de la élite, de la rebelión contra la élite

a través del sacrificar para muchas personas, que sin un sacrificio para nosotras fue una decisión de decir, basta, no quiero esto, no quiero lo otro, que fue cuando cambiamos de temporada y lo que tú quieras, y esa fue una rebelión para la élite. Y seguimos nosotras, si te fijas, We were the ones who changed the season and that was a rebellion for the elite. And we are still the ones. If you look at it, we have been more of us this season.

More than what we wanted to do with this project. So we have to be with the antennas up. And the elite will not stand that we are waking up people. With messages like these, with messages that we give them of love, of not reproducing, of this, of love, of things like that, dude.

Uh-huh.

Of love for cats, of everything I'm telling you. And there's the idea of, I don't want them to know that! But they don't send us anything, Kisito. We're just receiving what we deserve. Okay. For our work.

I give you happiness, you give me views. And that gives me money. What do I use for? To be happy? So I keep loving money? And we're back! And we never need a cycle.

No, but look, we leave you there, on the table. I think we're on time. How much time do we have? About an hour and something from us. From what we discovered.

How interesting. I swear to God that I did discover things in this episode. I swear. I'm like, what do I do?

Because we started very scattered, then we're like this. Then we revealed a lot of things. The call of the elite, dude. That's how it calls you. That's how they call you, that's how they absorb you, that's how they catch you, that's how they bring you. And then we gave the obvious answer

that of course, that's why a lot of people do crazy things, so that they can control them and they are crazy things. Because if not, they take their lives.

Dude, there's an actor, I don't remember his name, he's super famous, a bald guy, who's got senile dementia. Ah, this...

What?

Bruce Willis.

Uh-huh, wait. All of a sudden, boom, he loses his memory? He doesn't know anything. And there's this conspiracy that, because years before he felt bad, he'd already started saying things like that

in interviews, that, no, like, revealing yourself, you know? Revealing yourself and revealing yourself. And suddenly this deterioration begins, deterioration, deterioration, that you don't even know who he is anymore.

Dude.

Are you going to erase my mind?

Oh, no.

No, don't make it like a joke.

No, I'll drink blood if you want, I'll drink blood.

We're going to go back to the same spot. Maybe he said, no problem. Take it off. But he's on another plane, do you agree? Yes. Because consciousness is infinite. I don't know, yes, of course, consciousness is what...

Maybe he's not in that body right now and he said, I'm going to the next plane. Because you never stop being you here, you don't stop being you there. I Oh Todo bien. We do time you miss in the super like I see come on suelta hi, I'm being We tell a hook you time in pero quiero pensar you time in

But the whole purpose get even sin when we seem to be in Augusto Sam. We are losing

being

We're gonna come in on this Way as you piece a la gente way

If you put your missing the tender like I didn't you know say oh say you miss into a secret Why do people think that? Why do I feel so relaxed? I don't know, I feel like I could fall asleep right now.

You know?

I'm going to take this one. I can do more at home. If it's done, I'm going to take it.

Yes, this one. Because this is the hat.

Or we can put it here.

That was when we had the awakening. The real one, because we had it, I'm sorry. We had the awakening, but here we have the awakening, and this is like breakfast.

You know?

This is the all-inclusive.

Yes.

Yes, this is like, we wake up and here we are stretching.

Like, ah!

Getting out of the cocoon. What do you think Juan will think when you tell him all this? He's going to kick my ass. He's going to say, ok, ok. He's going to listen to me as always. He's going to say, oh yeah, ok. Because he's forbidden to debate me

and he's forbidden to ask me for scientific explanations. He can't question me. Because he always starts with his questions. Okay. ¿Cómo estamos locas? De que ellas ya están mal. Ellas ya están mal. Ellas ya se creen que son llamadas por la élite. Se creen que se rebelaron. No, no. No son que fueron llamadas.

Que las llamaron y que se rebelaron.

Sí. Y que están destruyendo a la élite desde adentro. A través de mensajes positivos y de hacer esto las ayuda un gorrito de aluminio que se hicieron way callate lo que me acaba de llegar resulta que la depresión way es algo que están metiendo

y algo que más nos dicen cuando no quiere decir que la curamos no pero que nos dicen mucho a las seguidoras way es que cuando están con nosotras como que es un ratito que sienten de alivio of the world. And I think that's what we're trying to do. And I think that's what we're trying to do. And I think that's what we're trying to do. And I think that's what we're trying to do. And I think that's what we're trying to do. And I think that's what we're trying to do. And I think that's what we're trying to do. And I think that's what we're trying to do. but when you're in a state of mind, or in a mental state, or whatever, that is not the most receptive, so to speak, because you see your life as problematic, bad,

or you don't like your life, you say, fuck it, or I don't like my life. And there you say, well, because I can control you easier through medication, through food, which is unhealthy. There is a conspiracy that, listen, take this with tweezers, we are talking with an aluminum hat. Okay, so... and we are through laughter and joy, which is what it generates. That you stop consuming insulin, which is what the study showed. That through laughter, it was shown in a study

that joy, laughter and all this helps you with the levels of sugar, glucose in the blood. And we are making you laugh, making you feel good at that moment, naturally, something that your body can do through laughing, because your body has that ability to generate all those hormones and all that stuttering. So we're giving natural things to your life

and we're rebelling against the elite. Why do you think so many doctors have disappeared who say that cancer is cured without medication, but with other things that I'm not saying anything about, but they disappear. People who do things in a natural way,

do cool things, you know? Or who teach you that with your own body you can do cool things. And the real zen of what we talked about at the beginning, which was like what we say is in ayahuasca, let's suppose. I mean, the real, real... Not these assholes who walk around like,

no, I don't want you to get there. No, no, no, and that they are the trouble. For me, the elite is the... It's the trouble, yes. They are the envious ones. because they are jealous, because they don't want us to jump there, but let's suppose the ayahuasca that, boom, took you, it's not that channel that I'm telling you,

that jumped, those assholes, man.

No way!

Dude, imagine! Dude, no, wait, wait, it's very easy. I just told you that the elite is like this channel that is stopping us from getting there. Do you agree? And they are the ones who are telling you And what did I tell you when I said Ayahuasca? It's like a channel that sometimes has knots.

It's broken and stuff. Of course, because the elite controls through drugs, depression, anxieties, problems. When you have the elite very over you, saying that you're a medic, blah, blah, blah, your experience won't be nice, dude.

But if we send the elite to hell and we tell them, way. Pero si como nosotros mandamos a la mierda a la élite y le dijimos no way, no me estás controlando ni con el dinero ni con el poder ni con el éxito ni con la fama. Y el canal lo tenemos bien porque casualmente los dos sentimos que nuestra experiencia con la ayahuasca va a ser de

una forma buena. Qué demonios. No sé si me entendiste. No, sí. Sí. Es que te digo, siento que es como súper el de conspiranoicas del año pasado que yo estaba de que...

¡Ah! Sí, es cierto.

¿Sabes? O sea, como que...

Tuvimos un viajecito.

Ajá. Ahorita estoy de que... ¿Qué?

¿Qué?

Ajá.

Bueno, entonces es que me están viniendo muchos pensamientos y yo estoy de que... ¡Claro! ¡Wow! Wow. We got, it's gonna, I mean, none of us have the idea of how far our body can go, how far we can go without all the things around us, you know? The distractors, so to speak, of what's around us. And these distractors sometimes come in the form of crying, of pain, of sadness, of agony, of ambition, of ego, of money, of, manipulation, a thousand things and so on.

So, perhaps we, through... I want everything to be hallucinations, but through our message of hallucinations, we make... Be careful, suppose people who have depression, I'm going to give an example's say that people with depression disconnect from that chip, laugh here, and pick up messages that we give from the side of love. Everything we do is from the side of love. Think about it. It's like our mantra.

We send those messages of love, and they are laughing, giggling, laughing, they pick it up they keep it. And that's why all this mess has been so reciprocal. And obviously the one up there, the boss, not these idiots, the boss, the ayahuasca one,

the one over there says, of course, you're doing it right, girls, I'll help you out here. There you go, more beautiful things, so that you can continue on this path of creation, because you are here precisely to create, creation porque ustedes están aquí justamente para crear para enseñar y

para llegar a más personas de esta forma tomos estamos siendo equipo con aquella no con estos claro qué demonios oigan pero si ustedes medicamento tomen medicamento si claro si si si siempre siento yo me voy de aquí muy sabia si te lo juro que quiero llegar a acostarme así a 100% Well I'm leaving here very wise I swear I want to lay down and look at the ceiling I'm going to tell you something

I've never thought about this in my life It's not like Everything just

occurred to us right now

I've never been like, of course this is my theory We've never sat down, you and me, as philosophers

Let's see, Lupita.

I mean...

Never, man. This is... Akin has just been born. I mean, how is Akin... Man, I'm telling you, that's a theory I've never heard.

No.

This...

Or maybe yes, but explained like I saw it more real. So, like, the truth is already clear and like, I'm more in a moment. I can't even ask. I can't even know what was that? And I know. I know. I know. I know.

I know. Isn't that the definition of a cult? Yeah.

Of course.

There are good cults.

Why did you think of that question? Well...

Or...

No.

More than a cult? A team.

Family. We are family. We are family, guys. Our messages are full of love. Except for the jealous ones.

Of course.

Well, kid.

You make me think. Claro. Bueno, chamaco, me haces pensar.

Okay.

Okay, chicos.

Bueno, dijiste que se me puso llenita, eh.

Nosotros dije, entonces sí somos un culo. Entonces sí somos. Nosotros somos la élite.

¿Por qué terminamos de que somos la élite, güey?

Somos la élite.

Ya con delirio de grandeza. Nosotras somos, güey. We're the elite. The elite?

With a delirium of greatness. We are the elite. Or we manipulate the world. We are the elite. No, we are the ayahuasca. We're going on a trip of happiness. I'll take a of myself, guys. And suddenly, they're all bored.

They're like, oh, what the fuck.

I don't know.

But something that has always defined the principle and the main value of this podcast is that you and I have fun.

Yes.

Seriously.

So, I have a view of this video.

Every time we say, no, it's not going bien, le pasamos increíble. O sea, siempre es de que, pero estuvo padrísimo. Y el año pasado también sentimos eso de que no les iban a gustar y hubo mucha gente que conectó.

Sí.

Entonces, miren.

De hecho, llegamos a otra audiencia nueva, güey.

Si, quien conecte con que somos la élite, bienvenidos.

Quien conecte que somos, eh... Wait. Mm. ¿Qué demonios? ¿Qué? ¿Qué? ¿Qué quiere decir? ¿Sí? ¿Quién con tu hija y tu hija? ¿O quién conecte? Que nosotros somos como que el canal para entender y saber más y a lo mejor llegar

un poco a todo aquello que está allá, pues a través del entretenimiento y la diversión. Aquí estamos. and the fun, here we are. And I remembered, at that moment, Daniela Rodríguez, that she has a connection with her audience that makes them feel good, where there's laughter, where they become like, I want to see her because she makes me laugh and generates a similar feeling

to what we generate with our audience. But that girl is already there, right? She had practices with Ayahuasca,

she already has her little corner with her, what's up? I I was taking out the gas like this. I take out the gas, beautiful. And I was like...

Aunt Daniela!

Ay, kids, well, look... Well, for you, listen.

Well, to the witches. To the fat witches. That's all I'm going to tell you. I feel really weird, dude. I feel really weird too, dude. You should have put it on so you could understand everything, Mai.

You went too far, Mai!

And Mai, there was still aluminum left.

Yeah, well...

To the other conspiracy, all with aluminum, please. Next year. I feel like after, what was it, five years, they're going to make a compilation of hallucinations. Every year they conspire on them, and it's getting crazier.

Very crazy. Like, these are bad. Sick like this. Ya, estas están mal. Enfermas así. ¿Me vale? Pero puede ser que nosotros somos la élite. Somos la élite. No, o somos ese barquito...

Que te lleva a la ayahuasca.

Somos familia, chicas. Somos familia. Y recuerda, nosotros, nuestro principal mensaje es el amor. ¿Ok? Queremos que te quieras a ti.

¿Claro?

¿Claro? queremos que te quieras a ti. Claro. Claro.

Bueno, chamacos, con esto terminamos este gran episodio. Espero que les haya gustado. Espero que...

A la gente que le gustó, comenten.

Comenten, ¿cómo que?

O sea, si neta nos entendieron, o sea, nos explicamos. Y también, donde también hayamos como... cometido errores en la lógica que estábamos haciendo, debátanos. where we have also made mistakes in the logic we were making, debate us. Like, hey, this is not... No, yes, but if it comes from love,

because it would be cool to make a group... Don't come to me to talk shit. No, not that. No, no, no. But that line could not be followed because what they said a minute ago no longer connects.

So, help us find the truth. Yes, let's find the truth. Yes, we have to find the thread. Hey girls, remember that they also said this and this and this. And let's make it so that the board, you know? But remember that everything has to lead us to that we are the elite. Of course, that we are the chosen ones. To take you to the Ayahuasca.

Of course, to the Ayahuasca, to the switches.

Well, girls, negative, ugly, horrible comments. Feels or rendos and then video definitively He does the killer I think it was a comment last winter's passes you listen video sauce

Los quiero He records almost a million La familia no es un culto Ahora And love us. Now, I'll touch your head. That's how we do it. Right, Chamacos? We love you, bye!

Dude.

Oh, that was so cool, because we finally did the escape we wanted. Yes, I loved it. Yes, yes, yes. I was super happy because we went to one of my favorite beaches. Do you agree? San Carlos Sonora, Chamacos. I mean, do you know how special it is for me? And the best thing is that we stayed in a super cool Airbnb. You know what I loved?

That we all had our own room. There was privacy, but there was also coexistence. Because we had the pool for everyone, which I loved. I feel that there was a lot of privacy. We also love that in the kitchen, because remember that as a vegetarian, so it's a little difficult for me to go out and eat. But I like going on vacation to Airbnb because the kitchen is equipped and everything.

So we can make both a ceviche and a vegetarian one. And I loved the part where we made the bonfire outside. Do you remember?

Oh, yes!

Because it wasn't just Lupita and I. We went to several places and we had a great time. I loved it, honestly. And you know what? We had everything and you know what was the best part? What?

A super price!

I feel like nothing was a shame not to be there right now. I know, me too. And it was the perfect escape. I mean, the Airbnb was beautiful, it had a super price, there were laughs, gossip, friends, adventure, gossip. I mean, we had a great time, really. And in the end, I feel like they are memories that will stay forever. And I'm going to give you a super tip to Lucin.

If you plan to travel with friends, with a partner, however you want, check Airbnb, seriously. Because you're not only going to look for a place to stay, you're going to look for a place to live, memories, a beautiful place,

and apart from that, without spending too much. and apart from that, without spending too much. That's the cool thing, really.