Every single Chatter gets a country. I must destroy them all.

Today I'm playing Open Front IO.This is a battle royale web game where you make a little nation and you try to expand and take over Earth.And today, the stream doesn't end until I actually win a round.

Let's move to California.

Okay, there's too many people in California.God damn it.Alright, there's way too many.I'm moving to Washington.Full attack ratio, I'm taking proc.Shit.

I'm getting no - Oh, okay.Alright, great.Immediately attacked.

Yeah, this might be hard.

So how does this actually work?You pick a starting town, and then you can attack other nations nearby you.Attacking, it's all about the number of troops you have, which is what this number below your name means.Now, you can choose to send all of your troops out in an attack, but that makes you weaker to attacks back at home, so you constantly balance the offense and the defense.You can also use gold to make buildings, which get you more troops or more gold.And you can send boats across the water to attack places or buy warships to shoot down other people's boats.

And most importantly, You can buy nukes.Look, honestly, you'll figure this out.So let's make a lobby entirely with Twitch chatters.We're going to crash the site.We're not going to crash the site.Look, go to openfront .

io and change your tag to your Twitch name.Do not be a nun.That's boring.I need to know that when I look you in the mouth, you're a real human being in my chat and I can get angry at you.Get in here and type your real God given name into the chat.Doug's left nut.

I mean, I guess it doesn't have to be a real name.Also, how many people are there going to be in this?Holy shit.That's way too much.Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.Hold on.

This is maybe it doesn't make sense.60 this is way way too.I'm never gonna win.This is a battle royale Solo, all right starting location.I'm going gosh shit, Iowa here.No get out of my space This is my space get out of here get out of Iowa.

I start expanding quickly shit.I'm already coming Who's the fucking United States?Wait, I'm taking the United States.United States is a bot, I think.I'm taking them.Look at me.

Look at me, dude.What you do is you have a certain number of troops and gold.Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!And you decide where do you want to apply your troops.The attack ratio down here is how many troops you want to apply.troops you're sending into battle versus keeping at home to defend.

Uh -oh.No.No!Shit.High attack ratio.Go.

We're taking the U .S.There we go.Now, once you start, I'm building def - Can I build defense?Defense.Boom.

You can build buildings that can do various things.Defense is gonna make it harder for people to take you.Freight stream, I'm taking you.Boom.Okay, you see what he did?He only had 200 people.

I took his ass when he was trying to take someone else's ass.Okay, Penny Ren.I have 18 ,000 truths.I think I kill Penny Ren.I go all in on attack ratio, and I go for Penny Ren.Ooh, but I'm barely taking anything.

It's real slow.All right, I gotta go back.I gotta go back.Because they're gonna start attacking me, you motherfuckers.

Shit.Defense.Stop it.

Stop it.My tank.Okay, we're being taken.Fuck it.So again, it's like a constant balance of how much do you send out your army and leave yourself behind, somewhat defenseless.And then as the game goes on, you start building things in your nation.

You can build defense posts to make it harder to kill you, cities and factories to make you get more gold and more population, missile turrets to protect yourself from missiles, and then missiles to shoot missiles.All right, we're going to set another one.Good luck to you guys.May the best psychotic person win.I mean, it's too free -for -all.I mean, I just want to, like, live through the early game.

There's 500 people.This is not gonna work well.Giant world map.That's a good idea.Random spawn.Okay.

It's gonna be a really, really, really big map, I assume.Where am I?Wait, where?Oh, here.Uh, sure.Okay, I'm allied with you, random person.

Moonbeer.Let's just ally.We won't fight each other.We'll take the rest of the Brazilian rainforest.I'm gonna take this person.Alright, let's just chill.

Our goal, we build up rapidly, and we assume these alliances are gonna hold.And fun alliance.Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!Okay.This is a good looking game.We've got an alliance with Moonbeer who's fucking juiced by the way, 30 ,000 troops.

What are they doing?I'm allied with everybody around me. I'm going to try to grab some free land.I'm going to trust them.I'm going to make a factory.Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, no.Who is this?

SC1.Who is SC?Oh, okay.This person.I'm declaring war on SC1.We're, we're fighting them.

Everybody inside.America, can we gang up on SC1?Moonbeer.We can agree they're a problem.I send my boat in here, I go attack ratio max, 100%, all troops in, and we push.Take the land from SC1.

Shit, we're being attacked by North America!Who is this?Toast.Shit!Toast is invading South America.Moonbeer, I'll help you out.

I'm stopping my attack at SC1.We have to repel Toast.Moonbeer, we're gonna work together.We're gonna take out the Toast menace.Full attack ratio.I'm pushing right now.

Okay, Moonbeer's pushing in too.We're all in.If we can take defense posts, we're in such a better position.We got it, we got it.We destroyed defense posts.I think we should be able to take it all back.

Good shit, Moonbeer.Let's go.Shit, they're attacking on the west.Who else is...Ramperson.

We gotta work together.Toast is way too dangerous.Toast is massive.Ramperson's already attacking.Moonbeer, let's go for Toast.Massive attack into Toastland.

Oh my god.Do I have anything left?I'm here.This is it.I think this - I'm - I'm alive?Oh, I'm down here.

Oh good defend defend defend.I didn't know I had a whole like nation down here I'm putting defense posts up on the south fucking Jack's dude.I'm attacking Jack's fuck this guy get the fuck out get out This is my island.Nobody takes my island ran person.Let's go.I love you if we can team up and get rid of Jack's We're in great shape South America is ours again.

I'm going attack ratio 100 % tacking Jack's going across the river nice Good shit!

Okay, alright.Moonbeer moves in, we take back Jax land, let's go!Oh, Ramperson and Moonbeer!

Alright, I've got my little land.How's the rest of the country looking?Okay, Asia is looking like outright is kind of dominating right now.They're part of the UN.Australia is shockingly divvied up.Damn, UwU looks beefy, man.

I am worried about uwu and Twinkie Winkie. Wait,Wait, how am I doing?

Okay, thank you.Thank you.Thank you.

Thank you.Okay, here's what I think we do.We build up our money.All right, you guys are probably a lot richer than me.How much money do you have?Three million dollars from a non -brand.

Oh my God!

What was that?Oh, fuck, they're pushing in.Oh no.Oh no.Okay, brand person's under attack.It's coming from Toast!

Toast!That God damn!Moonbeer is working on holding back toast.We're blowing up toast land.Okay, we are shooting missiles.No, they're blowing up moonbeer They're just sending a shitload of nukes at us.

We need to take back the nuclear land I'm gonna do this because I need to expand my horizons.This shit is all irradiated wasteland But if I can take a bunch of it right now, that's my chance to actually get back into this game Calm in the storm right now South America we can recover Okay, Anon, Randperson, and Moonbeer.We have to keep South America safe.And Awe.You're a part of the alliance now, Awe.If we can ally up, look, Randperson has crazy economy.

Five million dollars.What we need to start doing is collectively getting missile protections up.Doug, look at Asia.

Fuck, there's gonna be some big -ass problem in Asia, isn't there?

I don't even want to look at it.Oh my god.Holy shit.Asia and Europe and Africa are like four people.We have to ally together.DNLD requests an alliance.

I accept.Toast, you are not getting an alliance.No fucking way.

We are going to kill you, Toast, if it's the last thing we do.

What we need to do, I think, I think we first build up money and we get SAM launchers.That'll defend us against nukes.Once we've done that and we protect the outskirts of South America, we start launching nukes in unison, maybe at the UN.Outright is absolutely massive, man. I mean, at least Outright has to fight Twinky Winky, who's also massive.but I'm just worried about what's going on here.Attack Toast?

You're right.Toast, you tried to come and claim our land.South America, we have to take out Toast.That's a lot of land that we can take and expand South America.We can become mega -merica.No, no alliance Toast.

No, you came in and tried to take our land.I think our play is that we collectively the South American alliance.have to take North America together to build up resources to eventually fight - Oh my god.Africa has fallen.Everybody, on Earth, I'm gonna say it.I really dislike some of you, and I'm not gonna say who it is, okay?

Some of you have been real fuckers, but I think it's time to set that aside.Toast, I accept your alliance.We've got to unite against Outright.We have no other choice.

They're sending battleships at us right now!Okay, we've got to start sending nukes at Outright!We've got to take back Africa!

Hydrogen bomb!I'm gonna prep the field by sending a hydrogen bomb at them!That's, like, all of my money!I don't even know if this helps!Oh god, I just pulled so much of Africa.Is that useful?

We have to send troops there now.We've got to start getting a hold on Africa.Do we send bombs?What do we do?Okay, I sent a boat.This is it.

My hopes and dreams.They rely on this boat.they get to 80 % of the map, they just literally win the game.

Okay, I'm gonna try something crazy.I'm gonna ask OutRight for an alliance so they don't blow up my boat.

Did they accept it?OutRight said no.Blew up my boat.God damn it.I'm sending another boat.I'm sending two boats three boats the future of our nation It was a meeting all died immediately Fuck we've got to take the water back warships warships.

There we go warships seven giant fleet of warships I forgot that I just have to buy them.Our fleet is clearing the way transport ships should be clear to go everybody move move move We're going to have Africa.

Okay, our transport ships are currently being protected by

that We weren't looking man Moving so quickly if three million troops.

Oh, they're taking everyone.

Oh, they win I do like that their tags says the UN I guess in a way they did unite all of the nations Hey, just want to say ran person moon beer.It was an honor For a brief moment in history, the South American Alliance stood as the greatest alliance on Earth.Alright, new lobby.

Hey guys, just letting you know, if you spawn Camp Doug, he won't be able to win and will stream forever.

I'm starting it like a hundred people.We're going to Mexico.I'm taking Baja.And I think I just immediately try to go for this guy.I just wipe him out.Nice.

Wiped out.Here we go.Lot of troops.We got to expand rapidly, rapidly.We expand.We try to take out.

Get out of here.Get out of my nation.Oh fuck.I'm being taken by rig.God damn it.Get out of here.

All right.I'm dead.Okay.I am going to take Kyoto.I immediately died to North Korea in Japan.

God damn it.

It's okay, we rolled Moonbeard next lobby.Okay, immediately everybody starts attacking me.Real cool.It's like, it's just a bunch of people around the entire map just send boats right at me.This is stupid.So we can do teams.

Do we just do like seven teams and we just say, hey, we're just gonna send it?Team Yellow, South America.We'll get the other colors out of here.If we start, yeah, there we go, a lot of yellows.

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.You're not taking South America.Come on, what are you doing?Yellow, we've taken the continent.

We are, look how many boats we're sending.This is fucked up.We maybe want to push South and try to take Antarctica.I'm sending a boat down here.What?Why did I die?

Oh, was somebody attacking me the whole time?Why didn't it give me a notification?It gave you multiple notifications.Well, why didn't I read them or pay any attention to what was happening?Shit sorry team yellow North America quick.We're looking good

Yellow, we're looking good.Caramel Spaghetti, I'm sorry, you're in our territory.Ooh, received troops from Magic.Oh my God, okay, I didn't know you could give me troops.Whoa!Anon, get out of here!

We're attacking Anon.Marty, I need your help.Albert Epstein.What the fuck?Now the thing is, I think we send a boat.We go up the river and we start taking out Turnpike Troubadour.

Once I hit the spot, I go full attack ratio, boom, and I take it.I took, like, one acre of land.

Wait, no, no, hold on, it's growing, it's growing.

Nice.Nice, we're taking big land.He went too offensive.We're taking it back.Alright, Sn0r3 is looking scary.Sending boats, love this.

Okay, big offensive up into Canada right now.I'm giving the order, attack on Poopville!All in on Poopville!

Okay, Poopville's pulling back their defenses.

Shit, Randperson.Oh, it hurts.It hurts to have to fight.Wait, where am I?Where's my land?Is this it?

Is this all I have?Shit, my attack ratio is too low.Randperson, you wouldn't.Not after last game, Randperson, you wouldn't.You wouldn't dare.You want an alliance?

That's fine.

This is all I need.

I'm kind of in a bad situation here.Wait, what?I have this territory?Okay, I'm building a defense.No!Damn it.

What is the strategy to guarantee that we win?Okay, let's do four teams.We are going to do what I like to call the Queen's Gambit.Put in your tag, all.If that's your tag, I think you'll be teamed up with me.And we're going to take Asia and then take the world.

We've got 300 people.We're going.Okay.Team bald.We are red.We take Asia.

Oh, we are for sure going to win.Look at red.The other teams are so uncoordinated, dude.I'm moving here.I'm going by this river.That way I can send boats out.

All right.I'm just going to take large chunks of what's going on out here.We have taken most of Asia.We're looking real good.I'm going to need some help pushing West.Orange team has most of Western Europe right now, and I'm at the forefront.

I'm going to be honest.I need more defense posts.I just need to make it really hard for them to attack me. I will be the head of the sphere.

Look at how much.outposts I have.

Ah, someone nuked!Shit!Who did that?Uh oh, nukes coming in.

Nukes coming to Orange!Okay, nice job.

I got to take back the nuclear land.Okay.Okay, nice.All right, we've got our country back.Look at me. I'm looking big on the map.Look at that name.

Uh oh.Is this hitting me?That's fine.I don't care.I don't need that city anyway.I don't give a shit about that city.

I'll build the new city.I can nuke all my cities.We'll rebuild.Stop fucking nuking me.We'll rebuild.I'm putting a new city in the same spot.

How is our team doing?We have got all of Asia.We're doing fantastic.We're working on Australia.Team Red.I think what we need to do is take the Middle East, man.

And we chill.Or do we go for Europe right now?Nevermind, we're nuking Europe right now.We're going in on Europe.There's lit.Ah, god damn it.

They keep attacking.I will rebuild the city right there.I don't give a shit.Okay, we're pushing it on Musa.We're going for Western Europe.

Stop the red tide.

Look, the fact that we happen to be coming from the Russian Region and we're red is coincidence.No, they're nuking it.Okay, take back the nuclear land We just have a bunch look look at how much economy we have here We've got like a fuckload of nations across Eurasia who are just sending shitloads of nukes Feel bad, okay, but it's working like look at my dad gets the open.

Oh my god Glad to see you playing our game big new coming.So confused.

Oh Wait, are you actually?This game is so sick, dude.It is incre - GAH!Okay, guys, chill on the fucking nukes.Hold on a second.Just let us take the land and then nuke again.

I appreciate the spirit of what you're doing.Oh god, they're pushing in on the Middle East.Alright, we're gonna need to start - I hate to say this sentence.In the video game open front, we need to send nukes in Africa.Get your nukes headed to Africa.God damn it.

I'll rebuild.Africa is sending a lot of nukes at me.We gotta - Uh oh.

Shit.

I'm being mega pushed right now.Who the fuck - Team Yellow, where did they go?I don't have so many troops 300 ,000.I'm gonna be honest this feels targeted.Okay.He's exactly just going for my nation really nothing else Wait my life.

Where am I?from thissingle acre, we will reclaim our land.Uh oh.No, don't nuke me!God damn it!

Stop!They're just nuking everything.I'm like a fucking cockroach.We're just nuking the shit out of each other and I'm dead.Look at how much of Europe is just irradiated wilderness.Holy shit.

You weren't retaliating.I don't play the game well, I'm not a smart person, alright?You guys keep acting like I'm some sort of Otto von Bismarck genius here.All I know is I crank the number up and then attack whoever's next to me.What's a different map?Man, just the Amazon River.

Pangea?Mars?Is Mars in here?Wait, what the fuck?Okay.

I do want to call out that your stream says it ends when you take over Earth.If you would just take over Mars, that's not enough.

Okay.You're right.Stream ends when I take over Mars.Okay.I'm on team red.That's good.

That's a good omen for Mars.And I think we take the bottom left.We want to make sure we get close to the coast though.So we need some people moving near the coast, near the lake.We need to make sure we have water access so that we can fill the water with warships.We go like here.

Can I not take the, this is a big ass mountain.Okay.This is a good start.We red team have taken over a large chunk of Mars.What do I do?I've got 50 ,000 feet.

I'm not even near water.Did I do anything?Donate troops.That donate troops I assume?I sent 28 ,000 troops.Oh my god.

Okay.I would love to get to the water.Cause then I can get warships out there and start sending troops out.Mars sucks.There's no rivers.How do I?

So I just can't do anything, right?I mean, I can keep just giving troops over here.Here, have troops.That's the problem with teams.Yeah, I guess that's true.Here's the thing though.

Can Bald Jib give me some of their land?Is there a way to do that?I just need this strip of land.So I have access to the water.Nuke and then take it.Jib, I'm sorry.

I'm going to work towards nuke.working here.I need access to the water.I'm only going to nuke you a little bit.I'm going to nuke you right here so that I can develop a port.If they leave, you can take their territory.

Well, I'm not trying to be an asshole and make Jib leave.I'm just letting Jib know that I'm going to nuke them so I can build a port in the wasteland that is left behind.I need a million dollars.I have 87 ,000.Oh, wait, wait.I don't have to be the one to nuke.

Would anybody who's rich and hot be willing to do me a favor?

Uh, here, I will keep donating troops.

Here, have troops.Have troops.We do want to keep pushing.I will support my team with troops.I will keep sending them troops.All I'm asking is for somebody in the entire world of Mars to send a nuke right here.

Not here!I don't want to kill Jib's port, okay?Just here.This spot.Gibby left.Oh my God, Gibby?

You're incredible.Is Gibby a person?Hold on.Gibby, you're a VIP.Thank you for sacrificing yourself for the great nation of Douglandia.All right, cancel the order on the nuke, please.

No nukes.I would really appreciate not doing the thing I asked you, like, four seconds ago.All right, all right.We are looking good on Team Red.We've got Mario in the middle with a lot of money, but I think if we ally with Green, Purple, we - Look, here's what I'm thinking.Fellas.

Fellows.We just gang up on whoever's currently the richest.How we feel about that?No, no, I said to cancel the nuke.I said to cancel it.I said to cancel the nuke.

God damn it.That's my railroad.Where are my troops?Here.The glorious new nation of Douglandia is off the back of these three vessels.May they have an excellent and fortunate - Stop nuking me!

God damn it!Not my port, not my port, not my port.Whatever.This thing is supposed to protect us.Why didn't it work?Whatever.

I don't care.Wait, wait, how did I do?Did I?Okay, all my troops died.STOP NUKING!Who is sending this?

It's just one guy!I'm not even the most pe - DO NOT NUKE MY PORT!GOD DAMMIT!Don't we have a protection - why isn't this stopping them?I need to build one.I need three million.

dollars.I don't care.I'm a critical part of my team right now.Oh my god.Look at Medox.

Dude, we have a lot of land, man. I think we're doing good.

Medox on Team Red is our pride and joy.It is the future of Mars.Red team, we need to start funneling troops to Meadow.Everybody ready?Now!Go!

Right click.Hit green.Give them troops.Fund the war effort.Do your part.Maybe send nukes.

I'm gonna send some nukes.

Uh, missile silo.Sure.Here.

We're doing a big push and we're taking over Team Yellow right now.And then we need to be careful about train enjoyer and one of these fuckers has been blowing up my port Which one of you fuckers I bet it was this guy Bruce hydrogen bomb for five million dollars.Yeah, that's right, buddy You tried to take out my port, but you just made one mistake You should have killed me down to the last atom leaving me alive was the worst mistake You'll ever make guy who may or may not be the person who bombed me Oh Feels good, man.Okay, Meadow continues to push forward continue to donate troops support the war effort bomb train enjoyer Okay, we're slowly winning meadow is current king of Mars.We're doing a big point.Wait who nuked here?

What was the point of that?I'm taking it sending boats Look at how juiced up meadow is meadow is hot and rich.Look at how much money they have This is the Mars I dreamed of everybody said nukes at this island hydrogen bomb.We're nuking here This poor island.If we send enough nukes, they can't stop all of them.They can only stop so many nukes.

Okay.We have a lot of nukes coming in on this island.This is what it's about.Team red.Look at this planet.We have taken over.

And I, by the way, meadow took over Mars.No, no.Let the record show.I kept sending them troops.Look at the contributions I'm making.I'm blowing up.

this guy for no reason.Love to see it.

Yeah, I see Meadow's name there.It's really huge.Can't even see your name because it's so tiny and small.

You know, sometimes the smallest has the most.What is an example where being smaller than Meadow is a good thing?

Cockroaches.

No, mosquitoes.Everybody wants to be mosquitoes.Microplastics.I'm like the microplastics of Mars.Tiny, you don't notice me, but I am in your testicles.

If you want to set a record, we have never had a lobby with over 600 people in it.If you want to test our game and your sanity.

How many people do we have?6 ,000.You guys want to try to break the lobby size?We can do giant world map.So it's like as big as possible.Two teams.

It's gonna be a disaster.I guess what you can do, in your tag, just put A crew or Z crew.We have got, looks like, 800 people in.Assuming, like, this doesn't crash, like, this is gonna be a record.Okay, we're at 1 ,100.I'm starting game.

Oh, here we go!Oh my god.Okay, blue?Blue, are we taking...We're taking Eurasia, right?We've got it.

Okay, not everybody should go to the Middle East.What are you doing?We have to spread...I didn't mean, let's take the specific area of Turkey.Come on, this is insanity.Okay, I'm going up here.

I'm getting away from you guys.Taking the river.Here we go.Red versus blue.1 ,000 people.Oh, beans.

Oh, beans.Hold on.I might need some help here with Dayak's Dag.Need some help here.Scrappy Doo, Smiley Lesbian, Q -Man, can we please work on this?Wait, where am I?

Is this all I have?Oh, I just give troops.I give troops.Give troops here.Yeah, there we go.I feel like I don't need to contribute that much here, except I will be taking Iceland.

Oh, dude, we are sending a lot of troops at Iceland.Where's my boat?

Oh, here's my boat.

I'm mostly going to be a spectator here.here.On the left, A crew has taken North America, South America, and Africa.Z crew has takenEurasia as well as Australia.And who is, okay, and it's appropriately, Antarctica is perfectly split.

The seven continents are exactly even at the moment.Let us look.Predictions.Wow.Our predictions, an exact 50 -50 split in the votes of who will win.I am genuinely curious to see which of these two teams takes it.

Now, Iceland looks like they have been taken.There's a push into Africa right now.This is coming from SwedishFish, appropriate name.SwedishFish builds defensive bunkers, but you do have a big pushback from Ebo.As a reminder, if you are stuck in the middle of the continent, you need to support your team.Find who's the tip of the spear and support them.

Right now, it's SwedishFish for blue.Is Red making incursions anywhere?Red, bros of Joseph, is pushing into space.and into the UK.That's where the main fights are happening right now.On the outskirts of Europe and Africa.

It looks like right now blue is consolidating the eastern side of Antarctica.The western side is mostly taken by red without much contest.Who controls the waterways?Right now tons of trade happening between these three continents.Makes sense.A lot of trade happening here between the blue continents.

That makes sense.But are we going to start to see warships move in on Africa?Right now on the other side you still have Ajax trying to take over the United Kingdom as well.

I can effectively say, This is the largest lobby in open front history.Absolute cinema.Why did you bomb Louisiana?Why there?

Now, A -Crew has a massive, I believe,a hydrogen bomb in North Africa.They've taken out most of Egypt.I believe another bomb coming in.You're getting to the stage of the battle where nukes are coming from both sides.Africa is slowly being consumed.

There's a huge bomb that went off.Oh my God.The Southwest has fallen.That's a big bomb, man.A lot of economy falling.I don't think America set up enough defenses for itself.

They're now putting defenses up.Oh no.Scandinavia is being bombed.Okay.We have a lot of nukes coming in.Are they nuking Greenland?

They're nuking the shit out of Greenland.Oh my god.Z crew, big opportunity to take back Greenland.If you can get transport ships there.Warships are moving in.Bombs are flying back and forth.

Africa continuing to be pushed from the north, from the east.Z crew very coordinated in their efforts.

It looks like Africa is slowly be - Oh my god, look at the number of bombs coming in.

Look at how many nukes are coming in.If any of these land, they're going to take out - Huge bomb!Huge hydrogen bomb on Africa.South Africa is basically the only hope left.But more incoming conditions will go off!Oh wait, what?

This is for - Why are you bombing Antarctica?

What is the point?

Okay, Antarctica was not expecting that.Look at how much nuclear wasteland is in southern Africa.I think Mao Zedong thought Mao Zedong is currently the largest player.

Mao Zedong has taken over the Congo.

Look at the number of nukes coming in today, there's no way to stop this.There are so many nukes, oh my god, coming from Eurasia.

They can't.

Look, we all know once Mao Zedong is in your continent, you are fucked, man.Look at the number of nukes coming in.Look at the number of nukes!

Jesus Christ, this is terrifying.This is genuinely horrifying.

Oh my god, this is already a radiated wasteland and there's like eight more nukes coming in.Mao Zedong taking Brazil, moving into the wilderness.

Oh.Look at how cool the UK is!Another glorious conquest for the Middle Kingdom.We are acclaiming the mandate of heaven with this one.Glory to the nation.

Acclaiming the mandate of heaven.Hey, where's my - what am I - how am I looking?Forgot I'm in this.Oh, I'm here!Wait.Nuclear missile silo.

A crew.Here's what I'll say.I do think it's unfair that Z crew has me for moral support, and it's only fair that me is wiped off the map.Using my new missile silo, I will drop a hydrogen bomb on myself.Okay.Sorry to my eight neighbors.

I didn't think about that.Z crew and I really should be clear here.Mao Zedong, Titanic Nemo, and Potato Nana have made a major incursion into North America.The remaining bits of land controlled by Acre are being nuked to hell.Mao Zedong is the clear leader with 13 % of the map.Dude, Mao Zedong has half of Africa and all of South America.

That's crazy.Look to Z crew.Can we agree?that Hawaii is the biggest remaining threat.Hawaii needs to be nuked.SeaCrew, send Hawaii nukes in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, nuke!

Nuke, nuke, nuke, nuke!

Go, go!

Look at the lights streaming across the sky.Oh my god.Oh, look, it's full red.These are all nukes.Oh, seven.For Hawaii.

at how many fucking nukes!250 nukes!People are just nuking the area around it!I don't even think there's islands there!Oh, my lord!Yeah, I don't think there would be any land left.

Oh, God!Congratulations, Z -crew!You won and you did it in style!Mao Zedong?

Not a coincidence, I don't think.

Congratulations, Z -crew.You win.We have Baja, California.We can come back.I don't think I should have read that out loud.You can immediately see the red circles.