Yesterday, huh? How about them apples? What are the chances we can do it two days in a row? There's a new game here, Piggy Bankin', a new version called Piggy Bankin' Breakin'. There hasn't been a new Piggy Bankin' in a while. There's been about a hundred new Huffin' Puffs. Old Peppermill always gets the brand new machine. So I think this is a world debut of this game, or what? I think so, yeah. And I'm hoping that we have two back-to-back $200,000 days.
What are the odds?
Pretty good.
Let's do it. Piggy Banking break-in. It looks like it's a triple bag, $130,000 grand. The bonuses are pickles, bubba, and misket.
And they're fat pigs.
They're ready to break.
I think 20 cents is a good denom for us.
It's got a $48 bet. Oh that's a good denom. Oh I recognize that bulldog from the regular piggy banking. We're gonna break in the new piggy banking.
Break in? Yeah, get it. Piggy banking is an old favorite of mine so I like it. Sorry I interrupted you EJ.
I'm glad you did I was actually gonna say this is one of your favorites so
you got to be excited about this game. Great, Single Link. I'm hoping it's a good improvement. I'm seeing different colored pigs, but none of us have played it in any way, so we don't
know.
Yeah, they brought in another Locket Link classic to a non-Locket Link game.
Can I hit that volume up one more?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, the one bad thing about this game, it was so hard to get the bonus. line pays and give you these extra bonuses. I think that's generally a good more fun playing
experience. I like the noise. They squeal like pigs. They do. I'm guessing Bubba is the best guy.
I'm not sure but... Oh look at that. It has the richest color on the screen. So I don't know if that means anything or not. Oh yeah?
Well the green one's already... The green one's already cracking.
So we're likely going to get that one first then.
Oh yeah.
Oh, nope.
Should we have a side bet?
Yeah.
So the colors and then double or triple, right?
Sure.
I'll take the green.
Let's just say no matter what there's action. We don't even know if you can get double or triple on this. We know
nothing about this game. I've seen it. Yeah, no you can double or triple. Okay. I want double or triple. You got it. All right, Vegas Matt, you want green? Oh yeah. W2? You know, since I'm a
spiritually from the south and I love biscuits and gravy, I'm going with biscuits. Alright, I got Bubba. Oh, I thought you were going to say that your nickname used to be Bubba. That's just kind of a southern... I really thought that's where you were going.
No, that ramp up could have gone either direction, you're right.
So Vegas Matt, you might be the only one who remembers this, but you remember the Dick Van Dyke show? Oh yeah. The one character's wife's name was Pickles, I think. No.
But I mean, I'll take your word for it. And I barely remember, I mean, I remember Dick Van Dyke being a person.
Yeah, I think it was the... Was it Tori Amsterdam? His character.
Ah, okay.
James the Actuary has a dog named Pickle.
That was going there next, yeah.
I beat you to it.
I think it's I think James's wife Nicole's dog but you know that's a community property situation I think. It's probably both their dogs but I'm just saying you know. Hey what do you guys think about that
grand yesterday huh? Oh my gosh such a beautiful thing. It was a thing of beauty. Wait a second
that was yesterday and you still remember it?
Yeah.
You think you'll remember that one for a while?
I don't think I'll forget that one anytime soon because that's our biggest one we've ever gotten I think.
Biggest win ever.
Yeah, right there.
I think in terms of bets it is as well.
You have 4,000? That's crazy. I don't think no video poker win has exceeded 4,000 bets, has it?
It's tough to get that. That would be over... Like on Dollar Ultimate X, that would be, what, 400,000?
Yeah.
We've never gotten anything like that.
The best ever win we've ever had.
Yep.
You can get close, right?
In Delphi House Delroy or Delphi Delroy? Yeah, I mean I'm just saying we haven't gotten it.
You definitely could. Yeah, but we haven't.
No, it was spectacular.
Um... You know, what I was thinking about is we often talk about the threshold of pain. Like, whether you lose 12 or 15 or 20, it all just kind of hurts the same. Like whether we won 100 or 150 or 200 the numbers just get so big that it's like the threshold of awesome. It was just so awesome. We hit the max awesome. And we were never out of it. I think it's just
so... There are a few things that were very poetic about that. One, Buffalo Link. Right? that one Buffalo link right the game we love the most it should have always been that game to 50 a spin our most common bet an argument that we can have that it is the greatest bet that's about it And the fact that everyone was here, including Farmer Kevin, we all had a piece of the action. Oh yeah, it's great. A team win.
So if we get all three, would that be considered a tripe-o-pop?
Oh boy.
I don't get it.
Tripe is a...
You mean an animal's intestine? Yeah, stomach, yeah. It's generally cow, but it works for pig as well. I think that's also considered tripe.
What's that look for?
We're going southern. That's a kind of a southern dish.
Yeah, not for me.
Are you already annoyed, Vegas Matt?
Well, I just don't like losing. Three thousand down you know we're never out of it in this game. Grand is 130.
That's, you know, we get that a lot.
Nobody used to get in those, yeah.
We're good at getting those. Wow, they're all getting big now.
You know that $388,000 grand is still up on the, uh, what have you.
Oh, we gotta get that today. You know what the thing is, it's equally difficult to get the one we got on Buffalo Link.
Wait a second, you mean just as easy?
Right, it's the same difficulty as Buffalo Link.
How do you know?
WBD, are you the guy who says that Bob is 78 years young?
Yeah, every glass is half full. I mean, I don't know, I was just trying
to be fun this time. I want to win it. Okay, I thought my pickles were going. Do we know
if we can get it with six pigs or if we have to pop it or what the deal is? I do not. I'd
like to find out. I think we can get it with six pigs. Let's die here and find out. I'd like to find out. I think it was Six Pigs. Let's die here and find out.
I would assume that that's the case because we haven't gotten Six yet.
I would think so, but I don't know.
We certainly haven't. I wonder what the break-in dynamic is.
I think they do a little dance. They put a cardboard box down.
And are there free games?
No.
There's not like banks are there? Like I haven't seen a free game symbol of you. No. So they took that out. Obviously.
I've seen the game designers roadmap for this game. They already have a sequel coming out. It's Piggy Bacon, Rake-in 2 Electric Boogaloo.
What are the VGs going for today?
I'm still giddy.
Yeah, 200,000 will do that to a man.
I still can't believe I didn't buy that one. Idiot. I was in the... you almost let me have it, but I'd... you went 100 more and then I was like, ah, idiot. Smart, you saw the counter creeping up, and you thought the two possibility was there. It went a little higher than you did the time before.
I declare that was part of my thinking when it hit. And you mocked me for it, W2.
When did I?
I think I did.
Well, yeah, I think it was DJ. I just said that a little early. But I just said, like, on average you move at what, maybe 10 or 15 buffalo and a thing, and there's 300 left, so what is it at? You know, a twentieth of the amount to it? It's not worth, it might be worth a little bit more, but it's not worth a ton more.
Almost 5%. Oh, yeah. I'm just really glad that two of my predictions came through.
Being up on the side bets is hysterical after being so far down for so long.
Well, you're never out of it on side bets.
No, that's true.
I figured you could be out of it on the side but I learned my lesson. We're
out of it in this game let me tell you. You know it's funny it's like it's a new game
so I feel like we should keep trying to get it but it's just kind of a disaster.
That's how piggy banking has always been though. That's why I like it. Yeah, it's kind of a pick it up mode. I mean, there's a lot of fake outs, you know, but I'd like to see a real pop.
You guys want me to slow down with the puns or should I keep hamming it up? Oh boy. Yes. Slow them down. $5,000. Keep the faith.
We got this.
Something good is going to happen.
Two and a half percent of what we won yesterday.
Exactly.
It's a drop in the bucket.
We'll hit this here in a few minutes.
We're getting hot.
We're getting hot. We're getting hot.
We're getting hot. Exactly. It's a drop in the bucket.
We'll hit this here in a few minutes and be in hog heaven.
Oh god.
I thought you were going to slow down.
7500 of an inch now.
We should have done the wager saver. We had 47 48ths of getting it. We just made the buck.
Bet the buck.
We're in a bundle.
Alright, we gotta focus.
That bet is a nice bet.
I'll see if the fast spins are lucky. They apparently weren't.
So if you get six with a color, like how do you think it works? If you get multiple colors, is it a double pile?
I would love to know.
I really want to find out.
We're going to.
Seems like it's hard enough to get six, but it probably just gives you all the colors.
Maybe we should change the noms, try to bet. Dollars a little less, maybe?
There you go.
Oh, I like this idea. Yeah, that could have been a Sando Denom.
A lot of times on the multi-denomination games, the biggest Denom has the highest return to play.
Hey! And I win!
Yes!
I bet you that's the hardest one.
Wheel spin.
Oh, okay.
The red one gives you more spins.
Oh, and it moves down. Oh, that's cool.
Well, let's keep moving. It's not going to move down, though, because that spot on the table that one was taken. I may have watched somebody play this earlier.
Did you say it was making or taken?
I said it was taken.
Oh, there we go.
Now it's going to move up.
Perfect.
What's a good spot? Top middle is up there. It's massive.
Oh, that's a good spot too.
Top middle. Top middle is up there, it's massive. Oh, that's a good spot too. Top middle.
Top middle.
Ha.
Not very good, huh?
I feel like we don't know that for certain yet.
But we suspect it.
I mean, the only halfway decent one is that one.
Yeah, but these are relatively decent values.
$40?
Yeah.
Two bets?
Oh yeah.
They don't always have to be a full bet.
We need him to step his toe or something.
This is a little bit more pessimistic.
I like the positivity.
Yeah, come on.
Oh yeah, decent values.
A full bet would have been half a bet.
Now that's a bad bet.
That's a bad bet. You're like, oh. How many times does this single square? It's like nothing.
Maybe he's the only one.
Oh yeah. See him wheelspin.
How much was this?
You got a minus one, EJ.
Oh no.
Two hundred.
Big fat wave. There you go, EJ. 200. That's another new job. Big fat win. Thank you, sir.
Hey, the good news is no hand pay. I can't believe the green didn't win.
There you go, boy.
Thank you, sir.
$200.
All right, that's good.
We don't need to do any more side bets.
All right.
I'm just kidding.
We can do it.
Run it back? Oh, yeah can do it. Run it back? Oh yeah.
Sure.
Same way, right? EJ wants to walk up the win.
Everybody agree?
Same way?
Alright. I think the green looks equally likely now. Oh, old Baba growing right away.
You want to pump that volume up one for me?
That's kind of a cool dynamic with the plus a game and the thing. I like it, yeah.
I like the double reels too.
It matters a lot what you get on the bottom for the top and vice versa.
Oh five!
And WBG with the double!
Can you turn that down? It gets so loud in the bonus. All right.
Oh my gosh you got it!
WBG with the win. Congratulations.
Thank you.
What happened? Look at those tiny values.
Why is that?
Yeah, there you go.
Oh my god, my toe is killing me.
Yeah.
Do they stay, do they go away?
Okay.
Oh, that's going to move up. And a free spin or no?
Yeah, it worded it already.
So if we get like the green?
Oh, the green.
Oh.
Does it make a big one and pay that or what?
I don't know.
We got it.
Yeah, if it were to create a big one. So if you get whatever color pop, you get another spin. Because we got a spin for the green, too.
And there was a red one.
Oh, you do?
Yeah.
OK, yeah, wow.
We got two that last time.
Like, if we get that top left corner or the bottom of the top one, make a big one with the green, that'd be very big.
Do you think they make it harder to get big pigs in this?
Probably, yeah. But I like how it resets both, right?
I like how you don't get anything.
Come on.
There you go.
Either of those two on the bottom, maybe? That's good.
That's good.
Get that top left corner.
Color pig.
It's still good, I think.
Oh, yeah, we got all those massive, one-cell ones.
Yeah. Oh yeah, we got all those massive spun cell ones.
Oh yeah, those are good. Hurts my tongue just looking at those.
Oh, mini.
At least 750.
Ah, that's sad.
Really bad.
Alright, that's better. Five thousand for a lighter.
Aww.
What a disaster.
How much is this?
Two hundred again.
I'm getting crushed. There you go WBG. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. There you go WBG.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Congratulations sir.
Thank you. $1,730 on that bonus. Fun game.
Yeah it's fun.
I like it.
We're at what $4,300 of $7,500? Not so bad.
I've seen way worse.
Oh yeah.
You get that volume you get in this game.
Do the pigs chew? Yeah.
I like it. We're what 43 of 7,500 and not so bad. I've seen way worse. Oh, yeah
Do the pigs change on the denom no, they just say the same yeah, it's perceived I see I like the dollars
Yeah, it's a good bet seems to be way as we've seen yesterday. You can win 4,000 bets betting 50 I'd say we try to win 5,000 at some point. Yeah, that's the new goal. Well, I mean that's what's available over there on the old Dragon Link. So, some side bet or no side bet? W2. Sure. Vegas Matt, you're okay with it? I don't care, yeah, I mean, fire it in there. You gotta get a shot.
Oh, no.
Now, the pigs are very small. Do you think we can still win? Uh, it's gonna be harder.
Who's got blue?
You got blue. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, you're in real good shape.
There it is. shape. Is it just me or do the noses of the pigs look like electrical outlets? They do, they are actually. But they're not the safe ones with the ground in them. Yeah, exactly, they don't have that last one. Is that what that does? Yeah, the ground. Positive, negative and then the ground, right? Yeah. I had no idea. Oh, speaking of those kind of outlets and stuff, I gotta do later. I'm gonna go, we gotta go to this room that I'm staying in.
Oh, yeah.
It is insane. I gotta go out walking through some of the funny things that happened last night in my room.
Whoa, whoa.
They got nice outlets or what?
I couldn't find the outlet that was one thing and yeah I'll show you and I'll tell you it's an insane room though.
Yeah! I don't like my chances. I like my chances. I did. We did.
I made a joke about not running it back.
I mean, I definitely think it's good. We got the best one a couple times.
Let's get a lot of reds.
There we go.
And that gives you an extra spin?
Oh yeah. And it gives you an extra big.
Oh yeah. That goes down too. Oh yeah, that goes down too. Oh yeah, I have to...
Alright, more reds, more reds, more reds. Reds, baby reds.
That it's hard to catch these pigs, huh?
Not great.
Massive values. 20 C luck, that's what I was talking about. A double sized one that's only 20.
What a disaster.
That's a big impact on the result.
So we need the mini, huh?
Listen, I like you guys. I'd be okay with a minus one here.
You almost got it. Yeah, almost. It's like 100.
There you go.
Well, we got all of them but the blue. Yeah. Well, it's due now.
You want to keep trying?
Yeah.
Well, we didn them but the blue. Yeah. Well it's due now, you wanna keep trying? Well we didn't get the green, we got the damn double pop, popped my green.
Go ahead Vegas man, fire it in there.
Damn double pop he says get six to me.
Uh, no, didn't it do that on the double pop?
I think so.
We didn't have six, did we?
I think we had five.
Did we?
I think so.
I think we had six.
Uh, they wouldn't do what they're doing if it didn't.
Oh, you can, yeah, you should be able to pop it intermittently for sure. I like how they kept a lot of the spirit of the original game. The characters don't look...
It's definitely got way better graphics, and I like the double screen dynamic, and the extra spin dynamic. I think there's a lot of things that are better about it. There is one thing they removed that I missed and that is you skipped the A dollar sign dollar sign a lot. Oh the ASS button. Yeah I haven't seen that as much.
And you don't have the banks. Well, you know. That blue is just. True, but I think they kind of took a note out of the uh Spooky or Mo Mo Mo Mummy, right? They took their best feature
and they just built on it. I mean it has the A and the dollar sign dollar sign. Right,
but they never line up anymore. They probably had some pushback from that. Yeah. They got cancelled. Well isn't that what that's all about? Ooh, triple noiser. I don't get it.
Yeah. Explain it.
There was a song when I was in high school called Back That Ass Up.
Oh, okay.
380.
That wasn't a bad line, Pei.
Oh, no. Another one. Okay.
Yeah.
Five, huh? Don't get it.
I don't know, they really put these pigs on a pedestal, don't they?
Somebody stop him.
Hey! WBG, I think the double and triple is a favorite. We might not be able to keep this pet going. So what is the blue do? Repeat win? We're going to find out. Oh no, we've done it before. No. Oh no we haven't. We've got a red, we've got a red green, and we've got a red.
Oh good, we're going to get an instant win with a four pack.
That's fun.
That's a fun dynamic. Imagine if you get a, if it makes a big big one. Yeah, we talked about that last time.
Where they gave us the 200.
We do that a lot now.
Oh that's very nice.
Great fast spin.
Can we get one?
Yeah that top right would be massive. I think because you get a...
Get something in that top right, Vegas Matt.
Stop screwing around. I'm trying.
Oh, come on.
Don't do this.
No.
Come on.
Disaster.
What is wrong with these pigs?
A triple bump.
Can you measure this on both screens? Now what is the blue doing? We get the 40 multiple times or something?
This is really bad.
Oh, did it jump over?
No.
Oh, we got an extra 40 bucks. That's huge.
Thank goodness.
Oh yeah, that made us get a hand pay.
$1,210.
$300.
Alright, I'm over the side bets. I like that we get the bonuses a lot.
So we're done with the side bets?
Yeah, no more side bets. Now, I'll bet you on the side bet though that now the the bonuses a lot. So we're done with the side bets? Yeah, no more side bets. Now, I'll bet you on the side bet though that now the green comes by itself.
Even money?
No, I want like at least 4 to 1, but...
Alright, so we're done. I'm sorry. We're done with the side bet now?
Yes, that is correct.
Well, we know what's coming now. I would have won.
I think green. I mean, you and I got totally wrecked on that.
Complete disaster. What, I just lose six, seven hundred bucks?
More.
Geez Louise.
Nah, it's not funny. Ah, you guys both did okay yesterday.
Yeah, it's true.
And at least eighteen000 each or so?
40. Oh yeah, 40.
I forgot about that.
Massive, guys.
Alright, come on. Let's get a triple. We haven't had a triple pop yet.
No, we haven't.
We're due. Can't fool me with that. I don't believe that they pop without six.
They look under stress. Like you put a coin in their slot.
Imagine if you had a full screen triple pop
and you get the biscuit guy bouncing on it.
Imagine.
I like that instant win dynamic. It's one of these days you're gonna wind up getting the not one big pig, but a very big pig multiple times.
Oh, he didn't even shift and shaft. Well I think it's artificial anyway. They only pop when you get six.
I think we got five when it popped.
I believe we got six.
But let's see it.
Well it has to be able to pop without it getting six. It has to.
Yeah, it'd be like false advertising.
Yeah, like what's going on with the coins and the growth and all that. One big pig.
We've got to focus.
Yeah, let's go.
So the pink pig doesn't throw the coins up, right? Only the colored ones. That's correct. I wonder if it's like Charms for Life where if you just get six of the pink pig doesn't throw the coins up, right? Only the colored ones.
That's correct.
I wonder if it's like Charms for Life where if you just get six of the pink pigs, then it's just no power-ups on the bonus.
Probably.
I wonder if you could even get six. Oh, six of the, oh, so it's just free games.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, let's get that. Well, I'd rather have that. Well, let's get that.
I don't think you can. I think that there is a colored thing attached to the pink stacks.
That's how it looks.
I was going to suggest a 3004 here, but... Can we play something else?
Oh yeah, what do you have in mind? Oh five. We got a pig theme going we play that Kapow Pig game they don't have that. Oh yeah that was a fun game. Kapow Pig. Yeah. 2500 floor. Sure. I'd like to get one more bonus but we did get quite a few I think we definitely saw what they got yeah I mean a reasonably good bonus frequency I think we just ran really bad in the first couple hundred spins. Come on, there it is. And one more spin.
Yep.
All right.
Kapow, pigs. Half time report.
Now that was a fun game.
Now, not so fun losing 5,000, but a lot less painful after winning 200,000. So anyway, pig-based theme, let's do some kapow! Pig, how's you like that kapow?
I like it.
Almost a Tai Chi kapow, although Tai Chi's more just like.
Let's go.
Max bet on the machine is $60.
Oh yeah?
Kapow, pig, let's fire it in there.
All right, let's fire it in there and win it all back. Get that maxi for 8,000. How about that?
What? What?
What what?
Fake out. Wait, no.
Hey!
Torpedo wow.
Is that a first spin Johnson?
Come on, pig!
That was a first spin Johnson, correct? No, second spin. Remember, you have to fill the columns.
Don't remember.
Oh, that's loud.
You have to fill the columns to get the spin the wheel, yeah?
Yeah.
Oh yeah. And there's some decent values up there.
Oh yeah.
Come on, dude.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
And then it opens up the real estate?
No.
You just want to avoid the blank spots.
Come out here.
Oh that's right, you get to keep going. You just hit a blank. Oh I forgot about that. Now I remember.
Well it's only the blanks. Oh, that's right you get to keep going. Yeah. You just gotta hit a blank. Oh, I forgot about that. Now I remember.
Well, it's only the blanks.
You don't want to be shooting blanks.
I was gonna go there and I thought better of it.
Oh, really?
I was gonna say, yeah, let's not shoot any blanks.
Yeah!
Suspect physics worked out in our favor right there.
Very rare.
Idiot! Aw, suspected.
Still got a whole bonus.
Doesn't really matter what you start with.
It's how you've been it.
Yeah.
Where's that from?
Come out, pig!
Idiot. Well that wasn't as good as some, huh? No, but we'll take it. They're gonna make us. We're winning on our last buy-in. Oh yeah. Go ahead, you're good.
So about half that report made me wonder if you were gonna start giving Tai Chi lessons
at the end of the videos or something. Maybe I'll conduct a Tai Chi.
Wait!
Get out of here.
OK.
Oh.
Uh-oh. Yeah!
Wheel out again! Ka-pow, babe!
That's believable.
Iron up!
This is the best pig-based game.
Ka-pow!
It is kind of loud. Maybe one more.
I see what you're doing. This is like another one of those all aboard things. I don't know.
It's like saying, kapow pig!
It's on right.
Maybe we'll get the grand.
Oh, I don't even know if it's possible to get the grand
Nobody gets friends. I can't even remember the last time we got a grant
Come on. I do feel like six months from now. We're gonna get back remember. We got that $200,000 grand on
Where was that? In Tucson? Or? Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, those blank spots are there?
What in the absolute?
Oh, we're going to get another one.
Don't worry.
Wait, so we're after on that one?
Yeah.
Why did it have so many blank spots to start?
Taylor Swift.
Ah.
Well, that's a disaster. But I mean considering it took us like two spins to get each one.
Just think of it as a big spin, right BBBG?
That's how I would look at it.
Alright.
What's the green thing do?
Free games.
This is a fun game.
This game I think will be around a while. So yes, you're going to start doing Tai Chi lessons at the end of the year? Yeah, I think at the birthday party I'm gonna have a big Tai Chi class for all the men over 60.
Is it gonna be a naked Tai Chi class?
Oh yeah, it's gonna be naked Tai Chi. I'm gonna do it in the spa.
That's why it's a lot of fun.
Hey!
We've never had this.
Never once.
That'll get a lot of people to register for the event.
Okay. You'll have to leave your phone at home.
I don't get it. It's like all aboard and now you get a lot of leg spins. I like the free gear. Yeah, they add wild.
Nah, I know. You're silly.
How are we doing?
Not good.
Oh, that's not bad.
That's massive, guys.
The turtle's across the top.
It is? Oh yeah.
A ham-pay.
A ham-pay, right WBD? That's what I like to call it. Call the attendant.
Oh yeah.
Alright, we're clawing our way back here on this fantastic game.
You know what, we ran so bad on the actual pig bonus though, we should be even right now. Oh I know. Like what that bonus is worth.
Oh yeah.
We got a massive guys one on that before. We ran so bad on the actual pig bonus though. We should be even right now. I know that we like what that bonus is worth
Oh, yeah, we got a massive guys one on that before didn't we? Oh, yeah, you've um, I WBG fired in there. Yeah
I'd actually found it earlier But this is such an exciting game. I waited This is not a preamble. This is a just anvil. An anvil, got it. Oh yeah. So our friend Max Bettslotz would like to know or says it was great hearing you guys chat about Seattle and the Seahawks I guess he must be must hail from there. My question of the day is this have you guys traveled to every state in the United States? If
not what are some of the states or cities that you would like to and why?
Well, you know what? Ryan Trahan just did a thing where he traveled to all the states. 50 states in 50 days? Yeah.
Raised a bunch of money too. Who is it? It's a YouTuber. I figured you wouldn't know. I figured none of you would know, but WPG's got the knowledge. Yeah, I was actually, uh, I was gonna donate something to him.
He was raising a lot of money for a good cause.
So anyway.
I don't like to talk about that stuff.
Go ahead, what did you say?
Um, I was gonna say, I have not been to Mount Rushmore, I would like to go to Mount Rushmore.
Oh, I like that place.
Yeah? Yeah, it's cool.
I mean, I couldn't really tell if you were serious or not. You kind of had a stone-faced expression
when you said that.
No, I wasn't stoned.
Yeah, no, I haven't been there.
I'd like to.
Yeah, it's fired in there. It's a good place.
Another thing I really enjoy saw the Clinton one. I was driving through Arkansas and I went there. Dog peed on the lawn of the Clinton Presidential Library.
That's not the one from the Nixon.
Oh, my, Lanta!
Nice!
Is that good?
It never fails, WBGM, Paul, this'll win.
Wow, a big one.
Yeah. How about you guys, where do you want to go? Well,
let's talk a little bit more about Presidential Libraries. What do you do? You go and you
check out a book? Have you seen National Treasure? I think they go to one. I mean, they had a
limousine. Thank you. There was a limousine, like a presidential limousine. They had, some of them have like the fuselage from Air Force One.
Oh yeah?
All kinds of displays.
I don't know, it's just, it's just.
So that's in Arkansas? Wait, in Hot Springs or where's it at?
Little Rock.
Little Rock, alright, I'll have to go there next time I go there. I went to the Reagan one, I think to go to that one. Isn't it the Nixon one in Orange County? Normal endowment? Yeah, because that's where he's from.
Maybe it was the Nixon one.
I think it was Reagan.
Yeah, they had an Air Force one there, but then I guess they have presidential debates
there in front of that every now and then.
Well, I mean, okay, so let come as a complete shock. I don't know what states I've been to and haven't been to, but I know I've been to a lot of them. I don't think I've been to Delaware.
I'm not sure.
But I think I've been to most of them. Alaska was kinda cool. We went on one of them pontoon planes and went fishing off a plane.
Oh, really?
Yeah. And what else? Hawaii, you've been to a million times.
I went whale watching in Alaska. That was a lot of fun.
Yeah?
Yeah, Alaska was great.
Why didn't you experience that right at home?
Yeah, next summer.
I've never been to Alaska. I would like to see it.
Oh, it's, yeah. You gotta go.
It's the best.
No, you gotta go. It's the best. No, you really do. It's... Never? Not once?
You gotta go.
Ayyyyy!
Never fail.
It's that whole, you've never seen a leprechaun?
Oh yeah, that joke.
Oh yeah. Matt doesn't remember hitting 100k on Buffalo Lake.
He's not can remember that.
How many spins you got? There's a turtle on top of the turtle.
Did you see that?
No.
I wonder if there's a little turtle on that guy.
Probably.
It's like infinite turtles.
You get 10 spins.
Okay, we need a lot of Buddhas or whatever they are. Oh yeah.
That'll make us happy and prosperous.
Can you get that? Oh yeah, sure. Wire it in there then. Alright, this is a disaster. One of those Sando bonuses, huh?
How many lines is this? About two it sounds like.
Fifty?
How do you dodge so many things like that?
My question is how do we have four bonuses Hey! And only be winning $207.
Come on pig!
I don't know.
This is going to be the good one.
Cash it.
Cash it.
Kabow, pig!
I love that sound. Like the pig running.
It's got a great aesthetic.
We always get that first follow.
Kabow, pig! get that first column. All right, we're live for three of them now. Let's get multiples. I wonder if you get two on the same spin a bit, if it gives you both. Plays it back to back, we've had it.
Idiot! What happened? We didn't get it. That is a complete disaster. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it.
I'm going to get it.
I'm going to of it. If it gives you both. If it plays it back to back, we've had it. Idiot! What happened? We didn't get it. That is a complete
disaster. It's a complete disaster.
Wow, pig.
Alright. DJ, where do you want to go? What state have you not been to that you'd like to go to? Or city? All over the place.
You don't even like traveling.
I have been many places.
I want to go everywhere, man!
Oh my, Lanta!
I've been everywhere, man.
Ka-pow! Ka-pow!
Ka-pow!
And we've got seven to start, I think.
Is this six bonus hits?
It's insane.
I like the frequent... wait. I thought, oh we don't start with all those? And we're almost winning a whole bet.
It's the third one during this question. Well it never fails, I'm not surprised.
Yeah, come on pig. All right, we got it.
Come on.
Oh, we can't really see ahead here.
Are you, wait.
What a disaster.
This is not going like it did last time. Yeah I'm gonna kapow you, you pig. Alright, here we go. Now we're live. Come on, fill in one of those.
One or two. It looks like only the first one's gone.
Disaster!
Oh my goodness.
We are getting in a bunch.
Didn't we get like a bajillion?
We got like $8,000.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
We got like a $400 ball added to the column three times.
Yeah, it's all that thing though. Because like the pigs themselves are less than a bet for the most part.
Right, yeah, you have to run good on that.
Still think this is a great game. Very strong operator.
Yeah, I like, you know, the frequency's okay.
Okay?
Well, I don't think that it was like this every time.
And then you got some really big line pays, too.
You know, I think Konami has learned their lesson. They used to have really, really long bonus cycles, and a lot of their newer games have shorter bonus cycles, which is good.
Yeah.
Charms full length.
Yeah.
Well, I think those really long bonus cycles can be popularized because people have really big wins, but eventually I think you just blow people out when they just get too wrecked
on them.
Like the old China Shores, really fun when you get it, really unfun when you don't.
But a lot of their games were just you either get a blackout or you get nothing. There wasn't like enough intermittent reward to kind of keep you involved in the game.
I'll just say, and I commend them for learning.
They got a WBG commendation.
Getting better all the time. Well, WBG doesn't just give out positivity and praise real easy.
Those $40 values were really big.
I don't know.
If anyone has a state that they think is really cool, like worth going to, I'd like to hear about it.
I mean, I don't know.
Where else?
Some places.
I would hate hitting a couple of national parks.
Haven't been to many of those.
You were talking about South Dakota and Mount Rushmore.
Hey!
This is gonna be the one.
It appears it's not.
You were talking about South Dakota and Mount Rushmore. I don't want to upset people in Rapid City. I've been there a couple times. I feel like it's kind of one of those things you can get most of from the picture. However, not far from there is the Badlands in South Dakota, and that is so cool.
What's so cool about it?
I'm not even sure how to describe it. It's a very cool experience to see.
Badass land? Like criminal bad.
How about the Badlands of Wyoming?
I'm good with that.
Good?
That's a Bruce Springsteen lyric. I don't know, let me think. There's a cool place in Oregon we used to go to, these sand dunes, and ride ATVs. That was fun. Arizona's got some fun, and Lake Havasu. What else? What other states are fun?
Yeah, like if you've never been to the Grand Canyon, you have to go to the Grand Canyon.
I mean that truly. I mean I was going and looking at it, I think you could just watch a YouTube video, but like my buddy Shad goes and he like river rafts through the middle of the Grand Canyon on like a seven day river rafting trip.
Yeah, that's cool.
That seemed fun. I like New Jersey.
Yeah.
Because they got Atlantic City.
Yeah. That was fun.
New Jersey's actually a very beautiful state. Garden state.
Yeah. Tony Montana. No, I mean Tony Soprano.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's what I meant.
The only place I really haven't been is the Pacific Northwest. I should see that.
Everyone tells me that's very lovely.
Seattle.
If you like rain, it's good.
Washington, Oregon. If you like rain, it's good. I mean, Washington, Oregon.
Or Alaska. We're going to be going there. Hawaii is awesome, except no casinos, so it's always kind of, never quite makes the cut for me to go there. And casinos, I'm sure it would.
A lot of underground games in Honolulu. You think so? Oh I know so. I mean I heard about it.
Well as long as I can get comps at those underground games I'm in.
So I think okay what are some other states? I don't think I've been to in Nebraska. Oh really? Uh...
Alright.
$720 spin right there.
You guys think it's possible to win two Baccarat hands in a row?
Yes. Absolutely, let's go.
Well no, I mean, we still got ammo.
Yeah, but we haven't played Baccarat in a while.
Come on! Oh.
Well let's win here first, and then we can do a competitive interview. I mean, if we get a bonus here, then we don't even need to worry about it.
That's good, too.
I think we're never out of it in this game.
We need to create the definitive list of games where you can or can't the mini, major, maxi on that wheel spin and then get it three times on the pig? Is that how that works?
Well that would be nice.
I don't remember seeing the words on the wheel, but now I kind of have a vague recollection of seeing that.
I think maybe you do.
It seemed like we were getting it a lot more in the beginning.
Maybe they're not on the first go round.
Maybe they come after the first round. They get bigger. The values get bigger.
I want to get the Kapow pig, come on! So it looks like you need three for the perceived progression to have a shot at it.
Oh, right, for it to throw up? Yeah.
Yeah.
I remember somebody pointed that out the first time we played this game. That was a very astute observation.
Oh, we got it.
We don't got.
I like that you actually don't need the six, but you can pop it.
That's cool.
Yeah, unlike that other pig-based game, which is real dumb. You got all these big fat pigs and it doesn't matter, you're still waiting for six.
I bet you you can.
How much? And I like that there's no luck has arrived. On what? This. Why? I don't know, I like no luck has arrived I think. I've decided that I don't like luck has arrived. I like when it arrives. I still think the sweet spot is like 10 to 20% of the bonuses are luck has arrived. I would, I like luck has arrived
when it indicates it's a better than average bonus too. Like that's kind of fun.
Yeah, at minimum.
Like graffiti guy on rock and roll.
Oh, we got it.
Oh, idiot.
Imagine if we did get two bankers in a row though for once in our life.
I mean why not us?
$2,500 then $5,000 and we're even.
Excellent.
We're going to do it. It's going to happen.
Or we'll just get a bonus here and not have to worry about it. What do you think?
And then we'll have just one more hand to win the commission back after that. True.
Yeah, but it'll still feel like a win if we don't.
There we go. This pig just definitely slowed down on us. We played a long time for $2,500. One more! Oh, come on, give it to us. Idiot. So, here we go. All we need to do is win two in a row.
Let's go.
How much is this one?
That's $2,500 right there. So that puts us in $10,000. Go ahead, let's see what we got here. Let's just win, that's all. Shouldn't be that hard, should it?
Alright.
Let's see, one of yours please?
Oh, an ace?
Alright. Oh, an ace? All right. Usually get those in blackjack. Well, I have the other half of that blackjack. All right, let's see what this is. A little guy. I think I have a three. You have... what is that, a three or a five? Six.
All right, you need two sides here.
I got bad eyes. Two sides?
Yeah, two-sider.
Come on now. Two-sider?
It could be a three.
Oh! Two cider it could be a three. Oh All right, we did the tie you are terrible at sweating that yeah. Yeah, okay. Well. Thank you
Maybe maybe we got a teacher dad the corner peel He probably might be better at that
Let's do it again. Yeah, I want to see it well I'm sure the people do too. I'd say about 87% of the people hate it Yeah, one of those please. A four. Alright, let me do my terrible peel. Alright, another picture card. And a... Oh, nine or a ten. Nine or a ten, okay. I prefer a nine. Can I see what you have first just so we know what we have to beat? Oh, I have to beat a zero or win. All right, hey! Natural, that's one. We just need one more.
All right. Who's better than this dealer? All right, oh, we've got to pay commission. All right, well, at least we don't lose if we get a three card seven.
A lot of people were confused about that the other day. Stack it up, son.
Rack it and stack it. Shoot here. I'll just pay these greens for the good dealer a little bribery here. We're gonna need to win back the commission anyway, so all right. Let's see let's go all we need is this one too And then the commission so yeah, it shouldn't be that difficult. Whoops. They're bouncing everywhere these cards All right, hopefully they got mixed up in the right direction where we get another nine all right I'm gonna look at this is it another picture card no it's another nine or a ten all right what do you got one of yours okay wait okay so that's a nine or a ten and this that's a disaster three and a nine for two okay picture picture picture picture
all right ready once he hears okay oh sure we see yours. Oh, no, that's the absolute disaster We lost all right. Well we lost all right well We lost 10,000, but that's why they give you cool rooms. This one's called Roman It's not just like a named room like everything else, but anyway, okay, so you take a little VIP key and you go Like this and you open it That parts like just about any other room
Doesn't look like the maids came so you got your guest bathroom right there you got your bar You got your just you know this kind of stuff here Then you got This is just a regular regular room. This is the downstairs room Anyway, there you have it. But anyway, you go up here.
We've got one bar down there, remember. And then you go up here. I'll show you the steam shower. Then this is where I would have dinner with a bunch of people if I had anyone with me. This is a bag. This is the towel I used this morning. I put it on my lion. That's where I put my towel when I get done with it is on the lion. And then
anyway I couldn't find the plug in., closing all the drapes and stuff is very complicated. You know, a big closet in case you stayed here for like a year. A lot of times when I come over to this part, I can't decide whether to go into this bathroom over here or this one over here, you know?
And then that's that. So then you might think, well yeah, that's pretty neat. What's so cool about that? Well, let me tell you. If you go over here, you have like, remember we're back here where the thing is.
The table is, yeah.
Have a whole nother area. You got this bar here. So what I'll do oftentimes is like I'll wake up and I'll have a drink down at the bar downstairs And then I'll come up here and have a drink at this bar, too Then you got your perfectly normal hot tub in the middle of your room that you can fill up with water I would imagine I'm not quite sure how that would be and then you got a magazine that has me on the cover
here at the That's kind of cool. You know a lot of times you're in your room, and you're like hey There's the magazine to this place wait a minute. That's me. That's a good picture of me And then I'm the centerfold but like with clothes on not like you know Yeah, and then What else is in the steam over here? I know but I was just gonna show this area here
These are the chairs that I've never sat on What else? Isn't the steam over here? I know, but I was just going to show this area here. These are the chairs that I've never sat on.
Are you going to have this room for the party?
I'm having this one and the elephant room too. The safari room. But yeah. So anyway, you've got this room here which is empty. And a lot of people say, well why do you have an empty room because you never know, you know, if you're staying here a while what you might need to do You do some remodeling. No, that's a massage room if you have a massage person come up
Then you know you got your what this is about the sixth bathroom, you know six bathroom and another walk-in shower And then just when you think just when you think you've seen it all then you got this thing here and this is the This is the Roman orgy room now I think is it it's about a 10 person steam shower, I believe and This is where this is where it's all going down the Tai Chi lessons or Tai Chi lessons are in here
This is opens up the chest you gotta go like this and then and then there's like this The other this is like maybe Qi Gong ish not necessarily Tai Chi, but I've been watching it This is another one and watching there's a lot of you'll see this on your Instagram feed anyway, I Don't know why I'm such a good mood. Oh, yeah, cuz we won 200 grand yesterday the acoustics in here are gonna be kind of weird
Well, so anyway, I guess I'll just take a shower because we won 200 grand yesterday. The acoustics in here are gonna be kind of weird. Well, so anyway, I guess I'll just take a shower because we won 200 grand yesterday. The acoustics in here are gonna be kind of weird. Well, so anyway, I guess I'll just take a shower.
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