First flight went wild. #shorts

Just don't even touch.

Would you like a seatbelt extender?

Yeah, thanks.

Be right back.

I believe they make these plane seat belts short just to mess with people.

That's why we bought our own. Never fly without them.

We just know each other. Do you want me to switch seats or?

We usually keep an open seat for the Holy Ghost.

Oh, I guess I'm sitting on him.

You want more room?

Yeah.

Thank you. You want more? Is that good? Here you go. Thank you so much. Ladies and gentlemen, we have to... It's my first flight ever, so...

Flight attendants, please take your seats.

Everything is fine.

I want to get off!

This is your captain. We hit some birds, but nothing to worry about, folks, unless you were one of the birds.

Are you okay, honey?

It's just the flight attendant.

Her face, she looks so panicked. Tracy, ignore her. She's got resting scared face.

Right.

I only give these to good flyers. You made it through and you're okay. I'm proud of you. You made it through and you're okay. I'm proud of you.

Thanks.