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No need to chat. Just come with me and everything will be okay for everyone. Build me up, please! Come on, just stand up real quick. Just real quick! Come on. You ain't even standing up. It's all right. I'll do it. Name Cory Kenshin. I'm the one, Shogun, everybody know I'm the one Shogun in attendance, shout out MatPat for inviting me, I love game theory
Big ups to Kawhi Sprite for this beat, yo, we bout to get this paper from St. Jude's, let's get it boys! Saving kids, what's there not to like? I ride on my bike, I fly with my kite No, psych, let me turn it up Drop some paper, run it up We tryna save these kids Get your credit cards and swipe it up Discover, Amex, or Visa
Put, put, put those numbers in The children, they need ya Cures, treatment, and don't forget prevention Saint Jude's saving kids is their one sole mission I'm on target like the store Donuts coming in galore fast forward Oh a meal Matthew we could raise some more and give back to the kids so that they can have a chance helping those
Less fortunate should be your only stance so then spread the word make a post grab your wallet then do the most Let's raise a milli then make a toast get the word out coast to coast show gun I'm showing now we do it for love don't do it for cloud Y'all already know what I'm about. Take this 50k black sugar now If you can't donate don't worry You can do other things spread the word social media tell your mom tell your brother tell everybody All right, we trying to get we trying to cure cancer out here
Yes
Microphone is on Welcome welcome to yet another of the lost archive videos. Yes. This was recorded over four years ago Back when MatPat was still making YouTube videos shout out MatPat man I hope you're enjoying retirement, and I can't wait to see how you did as toy Bonnie Anyways that first clip I remember recording for MatPat's charity stream And I never uploaded it because I had always planned to upload it with my next Friday night Funkin video
Which was over four years ago now So I'm showing it here today now even even though that charity stream is passed, feel free to donate to St. Jude's or other charities. It's always good to give back. But uh, hope you guys enjoyed this and if you'd like to see some more Friday Night Funkin' I have no idea what the state of the game currently is right now but, send me a slice
that like button and I'll see you soon. Uhhhhhh we can make like a three scary games folder. Three game, three scary, three games, three scary games. So weird how like, sometimes I'm like over here, sometimes it seems so far away. It all just depends on where my chair is. And I'm just gonna leave this in because I can.
What are you gonna do about it? So weird. I've had this exact desk since, uh, 2015. It was the first desk. Matter of fact, let me just show y'all. This desk is the first desk I ever bought for doing YouTube.
I've had this exact same desk for like six years now. Literally use the same software, same bandicam, same editor, like... But you know what it works Listen listen Getting freaky on a Friday night yeah Best with me and I pick up my shotgun. What's going on Quarry Kitchen here and welcome
Back to Friday Night Funkin. Funnily enough, we're not gonna be playing the standard Friday Night Funkin
It hasn't been updated. We're still on week six, which I beat. What I could do is play my favorite song Which y'all know what it is. It's uh, Coco But I literally play this song every episode so we're not gonna do that today actually today I have two mods that we're gonna be playing. They giving us the snaps?
Oh! Oh! Hey!
It was just me and you watching Blue's blues clues at the age of two girl. What happened? We were so close. You was the one I was your bro. Wait Why did the beats it up? That's all this neo mod Story mode. Oh, man. I can't believe we're finally gonna face your dad Why did I click it twice I really hope I beat him so we can get admitted to a gig. He did say he admitted rappers to shows and such, yeah?
He gives out rap battle opportunities to anyone he deems good enough. So you're that kid that wants to be the next star in this place, huh? You sure you can handle it? Of course I can! I'll sure as heck be able to handle it, maybe even better than you! Then I would've dropped the A word after that.
Yeah, how about you save the trash talk till after you win?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh-huh, yes.
Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on. Oh Okay, it's for you, baby Oh Maybe you see how I'm killing you that yes Hey, I love that part Yeah, yeah, they miss going to the kitchen. Sorry baby, gotta kill your dad. It's nothing personal.
But I need them cheeks.
Yes sir, yes sir.
Come on, come on dude, are you serious? Not bad, not bad. Did you see the bar? Rave yard, this is gonna be easy game, don't you think, GF?
Yeah, whatever.
Ha!
Whoever we're going against,
I'm sure you'll destroy them, babe. Let's just get to it, bro.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hey, hey, yes, yes, ah, hey, we in here, we in here, we in here, ooh, ooh, hey, hey, hey Yes, uh, hey i'm there though i'm here Oh My god, I'm almost died guys We're back I
Would have got taken out by this game I Was for real struggling you just sitting there Wow Almost got taken out at a game by Friday night funkin ma dude, okay? That wasn't bad, but just beginners luck you can't keep up with our next songs. Yeah, of course. That's what they always say Adele what is this? Corey can't sit in here. I am in the building with you. Let's go
I'm here Okay, yeah, this is what I do do do do. I'm here, I am here right now.
Whoa!
What you got boy? I'm right here.
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Get started freeOh, I messed it up. Whoa! Hey, hey, hey Yeah, yeah
Yes, sir Yes, sir Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir
I like this part, but it's kind of like low key hard
Yes, sir, we got it I like this part, but it's kind of like low-key hard.
Hold on. Yes sir, we got it.
Come on, yes.
I'm sweating right now. My armpits are moist.
Yeah.
We still got another song after this. Was that also just beginner's luck?, we we just went medium on you So we got him hurt we got him hurting Wait what just happened what just happened? No need to chat just come with me and everything will be okay for everyone. If you're smart, you'll just come with us.
Huh?
3, 2, 1, GO!
What?
My junk is moving?! And I'm taking damage?!
Why?
Well, look at this. All the children have replaced them.
WHAT?! Hope you mind if I upstage you. Well look at this, all the children have replaced now
Hope you mind if I upstage you
Oh I can't buy it either, you're a waste now
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Get started freeTell me what you thought about your existence I didn't reply I've been lost too
This world has gone so toothless and dead
It's replacing the monster that made it out of killing I
Gotta be the my own I mean my camera wasn't on Back in here I don't quit You're Going
To your spot
Have you got just a couple quarter jump scares?
I don't got anything
Quick for you
Cheating for a second's no time Never comes from knowing
You're in my swizzer Before you had to run Oh
He had to squeeze that in there, huh
What you really thought escape would be that easy? I'm a bad boy, I'm a bad boy, I'm a bad boy I'm a bad boy, I'm a bad boy, I'm a bad boy I'm a bad boy, I'm a bad boy, I'm a bad boy I'm a bad boy, I'm a bad boy, I'm a bad boy I'm a bad boy, I'm a bad boy, I'm a bad boy I'm a bad boy, I'm a bad oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm going to get a little bit of a break. I Want to check out the Go home, go, go home. This is my stage now.
Alright, I want to check out the, um, Cory Kenshin mod. Man, Cory Kenshin, I'm the one. Shotgun, everybody know I'm the one. I'm still killing this, I get it done. Yes sir, I'm just- I'm just trying to play some Cory mode.
I can't think of a shot, what a taste.
Ay. Oh, oh, oh. Ay.
Oh, oh, oh.
Ay.
Just imagine being like at a backyard barbecue. I don't know why this gives me that vibe, but it's a bunch of girls in the back,
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Get started freeyou don't even know who they are,
they're just friends of friends. Hey girl, come dance with us. Nope. Come dance with us Come dance with a real one Come dance with a real one
Woah
What you doing?
What you doing?
Alright last time we got through Berlin Let's start here Horse shorts party Look at your boy look at your boy Hey, hey, I'm literally about to die, hold up.
What's going on?
Bro, I'm too rusty.
Hey, look at Momo in the back, looking struck, nearly up just we're about to die. We're about to die. No, they got the freaking YouTube covering. All right. Let me buckle up like I'm Jay from the Cub Scouts.
Hold on. Hold on.
It just makes me want to start dancing. That's my biggest problem. I Woohoo! What is happening? We're not beating this. I Mean let me first dashy real quick. Maybe that's what you're talking about It's just like Oh Okay, okay Go dance go dance, go, go, go, go Dash! Go Dashy! Go, go, yo that G, uh uh, yo that G Oh Y'all hear that drum in the back? Y'all hear that? He's like, that's right, that's right I'm hitting I am you can't tell me I'm not hit We are leaving today! Oh Well, I mean I was just verse him shout out Vandal paints and Zanotti
Know y'all didn't I know y'all didn't then we got my Itachi Kisame picture on the background I'm gonna go ahead and put it on the screen. I'm gonna put it on the screen. I'm gonna put it on the screen I'm gonna put it on the screen. I'm gonna put it on the screen. I'm gonna put it on the screen I'm gonna put it on the screen. I'm gonna put it on the screen. I'm gonna put it on the screen I Know y'all didn't I
Know y'all didn't then we got my Itachi Kisame picture on the background
Literally, my katana is in the back. This is my room when I used to live in my parents basement, bro
No Why are you giving me flashbacks like this? I'm not gonna lie though. She kind of bad though. Is that frost?
Sing it Kelsey, I guess I guess we gonna rock with it. Get it. Oh, oh. Okay, Kelsey. Get it. Slay. Get it. Oh, oh. Okay, Kelsey.
Get it. Slay. Get it. Oh, oh.
Get it.
Slay.
Get it.
Oh, oh. Okay, Kelsey. Get it. Slay. Get it. Slay. I know y'all feeling this.
Come on.
I just want to start logan in it. Kelsey you were the one.
3, 2, 1, GO!
This is the crazy song.
I don't know if we're beating this guys.
Look how fast the notes are going. I don't know if we're beating this guys.
Look how fast the notes are going. They built it. Uh oh. Here it comes. I didn't hear anything. Guys, I literally gotta concentrate. Guys, I gotta concentrate. You hear that beat? I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie. Oh My gosh not again, not again! Oh, I hate that part. Oh my gosh.
Oh, I think we got through the storm. I think we weather to the storm. I think we weathered the storm guys. Maybe maybe not.
I don't.
Okay, okay.
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Get started freeWe're good.
We're good.
Look at the bar.
Look at the bar. Hey.
We got to.
We got to boys. We got to.
We got to.
We got to.
We got to. We got to. We got to. We got the boy, right? Oh, we in here.
I gotta play this. Man, swaggy, bro!
Hold on, look at all the characters in the back! We got Owl Oni to the left. We got Connor from Detroit. We got the boy, right? We got the, bro. Look at all the characters in the bag We got our own II to the left. We got Connor from Detroit We got Edward Norton at the top among us brown with the red cotton hat. We got Freddy
We got Baldy behind a right arrow. We got the kindergarten crew on the right. Let's go Yandere in the back Okay look at Koei over there.
You think you swaggy, huh?
I gotta take you down a peg. Oh, we got Leon. We got the freaking duck from Duck Season. Look at that backstabber in the back. Nah, I ain't even saying your name, girl. Not after what you did to my dude, Baggy.
Nah, we don't we we don't respect you Oh my... Are you serious? Uh uh uh uh uh Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
Ah! This is my favorite! Wait, is that Max from, um...
Life is Strange? Uh... Uh...
Uh... Uh... Uh... This is my favorite. Wait, is that Max from Life is Strange?
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Get started freeOh my gosh. My bad, my bad.
This beat is too nice.
Xanadi, what are you doing? I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this.
I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. This beat is too nice! Sinati, what are you doing?
Sing it, sing it, we in the choir. Here it comes. Guys, build me up, please Oh my gosh, I'm butchering it. I'm folding I'm folding Goodness that's all Oh Y'all y'all killed this my y'all killed the art look at the backgrounds. Oh my goodness, dude. Are you serious? Hey, do one. Oh, hold on. Am I outfit changed? What? When did I get the? I got the samurai outfit on.
I really just want to drop a whole mix tape to this OST
Look at that pinky pick on my lap
Hey
Hey black show girl on the beat now You ain't tryna get this beat down Sitting there looking like a real clown Oh Hey Look at Leon look at Leon
Okay, I don't even notice
Leon make their life I didn't even notice Leon back there like Bro I literally didn't notice Leon My gosh
Who is this?
Is this Edward Norton? Oh I for real look scary. Look at the eyes! Feasting with your friends
What a perfect way to end All these lovely holidays
La la la
This dude said something La da da da Literally made my camera die
Cursed
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Get started freeYou can take a piece of your rameens and you set your mind
No!
Oh!
What was that?
Snowmen smiling with your tea Rameens greeted with your meat With my meat?
What?
Oh!
Early snow
Cutting a thousand slices of bread Your name's created with your meat Where's my meat? What? Oh!
Early small
Cut in a thousand slices
To make you tail gold brown
Guys, I don't like this song
Serve you with spices
Spices!
Serve to friends around
Okay
Separate you from your eyes To girlfriend inside out Burn her fingernails.
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Get started freeLa la la la. No. La la la la. La la la la.
No.
La la la la. La la la la. La la la la.
I don't think so.
Soaking in freezing water. La la la la.
Watching as the skin gets softer.
La la la la.
See your bones appear in dark red snow. the fear and darkness know drop the below
he is literally singing about killing us suck your brain piece
and suck your mind
and take a peek inside your head
and find what's up bruh
cut in a thousand slices
so big you'd tell gold brown
what? thousand slices? fill me with spices fill me with spices turn your friends around What thousand slices Cannibal vibes, bro If you don't get up and dance Backyard barbecue. Hey, hey You know, I always say, you know, sinister rising case and it's a cryptic, but that's just because they've been rocking with me literally since the beginning.
We have so much talent here now. Let me tell you something. Y'all remember when we played Poppy playtime and that beginning song played and I said something like, yo, this is a sample. This is literally a sample right here literally there was like 25 different beat makers that made a sample that day and I literally Spent hours going through finding people that sample poppy playtime remix maniacs Rapture mad beats aatz, Data Swiper, Laoyu Productions, Zanotti made
one, Johnny Ghost made one, you know how many fire musicians we have in this community? How many fire artists we have in this community? Like for my birthday, I got so many arts and I'm like dude, I wish I could literally shine a light on all of y'all y'all are so fire So talented don't ever forget it. I'm literally sitting here playing a mod of myself. I Didn't ask for this y'all just did it
I'm like getting emotional now like how far we've come you know what I mean how far we've come dude crazy crazy I remember when Raizy K was literally the only guy that I could call out to and then Cryptic came and I'm like
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Get started freeboy if you don't... this talent?
Dude been making like intro or outro songs for me since like 2016. I just love my community dude. I love you guys so much and I know this is supposed to be a Friday night fucking gameplay, but We literally just got done playing
Us
All right you guys we're gonna end it here thank you guys for being such a dope community man I don't take you guys for granted. I don't I Definitely definitely definitely do not I see the talent. I see the love and support I see the skills and I'm barely even have a voice anymore after playing this but And shout out to the neo mod as well like I love you guys hopefully
And shout out to the neo mod as well like I love you guys hopefully enjoyed if you did be sure to subscribe to join the samurai and until next time You win, perfect!
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