Fuimos adictas a la caricia ❤️‍🔥 l Las Alucines l 02x07

Hey, dude, we need something more hallucinating, right?

I think so. Are we going crazy or what?

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Hello!

How are you all at home? Nice to meet you. I feel like the holiday was very long. Very long! Hola! But is it because you've been more relaxed? I think... You've been having fun? I think so, I relaxed a lot. But they attached me, guys. You see I went to film a movie. But I minimized it.

The thing with the...

Oh, a movie that was filmed.

I had a lot of fun, but you see that one day before I got there, I had another appointment. Remember I sent you a picture?

Yes, yes, yes.

I said, no, no, no, I'm not going to screw it up, but I relaxed and I feel like I'm getting better. And I also feel like I haven't seen you in like three months. Yes, a lot. de vacaciones y luego regresan a la escuela, ¿sabes? Y qué, ¿cómo te fue? ¿Dónde fuiste? Te regalaron en Navidad. Ah, sí.

Ajá.

Pero, ¿cómo te sentiste grabando esta película? Pues, todavía sigue. Entonces, ha estado... Sí puedo decir que es trabajo duro, ¿sabes? O sea, como que son muchas horas. Es como mucho estar consciente de lo que estás haciendo y así. I was telling Lupita a little while ago that with this experience I realized that of course, that's why I wanted this since I was a teenager.

Because you love it.

I got there and I said, yes, it was true, it was this, it was this. I felt it in my belly, I felt it in my heart. So, I hope it's not the last one. No, of course not and it's the first of many.

Now tell me about your acting experience.

I'm an actress, guys.

Hey, you have to put it on Instagram.

Actress. No, no, no, but it makes me laugh because I made a mistake in a scene and I screamed. You see why you don't have to hire influencers? I mean, I'm also very humble, I have a lot to learn. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Cheque. Ganar el cheque. Me rebotó el cheque, oiga. Ay, ¿tú alguna vez cambiaste un cheque?

El de la beca.

Ay, qué padre. Es que la, la, cuando era los de escuela pública, nos daba beca la Secretaría de Educación Pública. Ok. Y nos la daban en cheque, me acuerdo. Ay, qué muy feo.

Pero repartía a los alumnitos. a little check, and it was great because your name was on it, and it was your money, and you were like, you know, I love checks.

Yes, totally.

Like, I'm going to, what do you say? Yes, to change this check. To change a check. And nowadays, you don't even use checks anymore. What I loved was watching my dad's check. That, and you would say his name? No, no, yes, yes, yes, everything you want! And he said, yes, let me send you a check.

Dude, did you know that you could send your checker with a background image that you wanted? That we would have made checks with the Alusines logo on the back, for example.

Hey, we should have.

Hey, can we make checks fashionable again? I would love to. I would, hey, the check bounced. What the fuck, going around... I would have given you fake checks. But I think it was a crime.

To get a discount.

Ah.

And I...

To get a discount! No, like... People did it to get out of trouble, you know? No, pay me, it's fine, I'll give you a check. And it was like for that time, and when I go, I charge it and see if I get the money. Ah, okay. And you were like, oh, that's weird. Well, but let's see, charge it again when you get it.

Yes, of course, I'll say. Oh, you were making time, that's cool.

Of course!

Now it's the transfer. No, I'm not going to transfer, Nathalia. In this second. No, but we do have to do a check, even if it's just for fun. Yes, we have to give out checks to everyone.

Isn't it a crime? No, but it's just for fun.

Ah, ok.

Yes, it's going to be like Monopoly.

Kisito is always mortified by the crime. Yes, yes, yes, and I'm like, no, but it's just for fun. Hey, it's so nice to when the movie comes out, look, let's go hard and let's be with it. Fuck, and fuck, and fuck. Because that movie has to be number one, thanks to the allusions, so that later the producers say,

ah, will you hire a cheese?

Yes. Full of boxes, of course.

Come on, and then... Talent and engagement Exactly And what I want to do next is to tell him You have to pay me more Because I take you people

Because we are here for money! Because we do everything for money Hey, what a pleasure! I feel like we haven't recorded in a while It was 4 episodes with your glasses

If you already appeared, then you already turned 1

Yes!

Hey, we are recording before because Lupita is va a casar Tú estás viendo este video y ya estoy casada Sí, te casaste el fin Me casé, ya soy una señora casada y tú ya tienes 28

No vuelvas a decir eso

No vamos a decir eso

Ya tengo 25

Ya tienes

¿Ya cumpliste años? 25 años, quesito What are we going to say? I'm 25. You're 25? You're 25? 25 years old, my dear. I still feel like I could be immature. I'm almost 31. I'm 30 right now.

Oh, almost?

I'm almost 31. In October, yes.

Oh, no!

When would I start lying at my age? I don't think I would. But I would do it as a joker. Oh no! I'm going to start lying now. I feel like this episode should be called Lies. We want to give fake checks, we want to lie at our age. And you know something that Fredo wants to do, which I think we should all do, he told me, I'm going to make sure that your first wedding is a Mandela effect.

That from now on you will say that I never got married. What are you talking about? No, those videos, It was for a video. No, what? Oh, Cero looked like your first dress. Which dress?

Which dress?

And no, the videos from the last wedding. And it's not your face.

It was for a commercial. It was for a commercial for wedding dresses.

Oh, we have to do that. Well, we'll plan it later. Yes. But yes. But... Yes, yes, yes. How do you feel about your birthday and your wedding? Well, for now, I'm turning 25 years old the day I get to Madrid. So it's going to be cool. It was cool.

We get to Madrid? Yes, we get to Madrid on August 24th. A lot of people think I'm turning 25. Because they put it on a website. Oh, yes, right. And they're reading it.

Yes, that you're destined to fail. Your numerology says it all. It has to do with your personality because of your numerology. And that's not my numerology. Yes, it's not. You're not getting any numerology, or witchcraft, or anything. And we didn't give you permission, so it doesn't work, according to me.

Exactly. Well, how did you feel about your wedding? Oh, super happy. I need my wedding ring. It's a commitment ring. I forgot it. I have it in my checkbook. But it was awesome. Guys, we're recording this before you know it. But we're very happy to be back on this episode.

And more than I already missed you. Footage. But happy to be back in this new lifestyle. Yes, I missed being here, sitting down. I missed my home. If you can see it.

But let me tell you that all the people I've met there tell me that I'm a live of Lupita's wedding. Everyone, dude. Everyone told me that.

And I was like, of course.

Oh, yeah, right now? And you miss the wedding and everything. And you start sending me gifts and I commission the Lupita's wedding.

Of course!

You already monetize it.

Yes. What I'm going to try, we'll see in... Because we are from the past, but we are talking about the future. Stories, You know what? I just realized we haven't seen each other for 3 weeks And what else? If we say that we have a good story to tell you

Tell me!

No, because I already got scolded

But now?

Yes

But you're going to tell me?

Yes, of course We cut it! I'm Lupita Villalobos And I'm Quesito.

And we are... Las Alucines! Your new lifestyle.

And you know it?

Perfectly. Because last time I didn't say it, and they told me, I said it and they didn't say it. I know, but here you have it, my boy.

Yes.

Oh Quesito, what do you think if we go all out to the episode. Yes, it's been like half an hour. I think it's going to be good. Yes. Kids, we hadn't seen each other in real life. We greeted each other and sat down to talk. You have to put up with it. But today's episode, Kesito, is something very... emblematic. Ok.

Because we did a mess on the internet. Ah, yes. Three weeks ago. We were like, what? We lost it. Because we made a little debate, like, no, go tell Daniela that we're talking about her. So, from there, we said, many of you started

to ask us for the next topic. Yes. Let me tell you that Rodríguez did send me a message and said that I was worried at first. I said, what did they do?

And then he said, I saw it and I was like, what a liar. But you saw that he followed us very well. Yes, of course we knew he was going to follow the Cotorreo. Kids, what do you think? I mean, how do you think? How do you think?

What does it fit in your head? Think that I'll pour water on your tinaco! No, of course! We are the same, we are the same We love each other so much and one day we will collaborate I'm sure But first

we are going to talk about today's topic and it's an addiction It's about an addiction that we have a lot

Yes

You? Me?

I feel like we are already we are already annexed ourselves and we already healed ourselves

Yeah, we're like...

We're like calm, right?

Yes

Yes!

But she's always here

She's always here!

She's always like...

Like, you don't even move her because... Oh, she wakes up!

Yes, yes, yes

Because the topic of today, guys, is... You have to put me, or Pablo, or Jonathan, any of the three. Any of the three. Or Jonathan, it depends on which one. Jonathan, any of the three. Like seductive music, like...

Yes, yes, yes.

Because the theme... Now, huh?

Super, yes. She's laughing from there, I don't know where.

Because the song...

Yeah!

Yes, super nostalgic, so...

Today's song is... How beautiful!

I'm going to give you the intro. It's...

Maylin left the office to come see Lupita Yes, she did

It's... Addictive

Oh, the caress!

Of course!

Applause for the actress!

Bravo!

But I think we also have another... What is it?

Analogy

Dynamic Dynamic

Maylin and Victoria, can you come up with the dynamic? Come here girls!

What dynamic?

The dynamic

What?

Maylin says she doesn't know what the dynamic is

I don't know what the dynamic is either Come here't know what the dynamics are either. Come here, little ones. They're going to dance strip dance.

And I'm like, Maylin, take your pants off. It's the dance part.

Come dance, girls.

It's your farewell.

I'm tired of crying.

It's your farewell to the wedding you already got married to, but...

Love right to be!

Of course!

Long live the brides!

Because I'm really going to get married, girl!

The bride!

Who's the bride?

These flowers smell so good!

Wow, so pretty!

Girls, I'm the bride! Hey, look, I'm going to look super cute! I'm going to look super cute! Hey, you're going to get married, you can't be doing those things.

Well, give me a little while, come on! Hey, welcome to Lupita's farewell!

Now!

That's the bouquet!

Don't get too ready!

I'm going to get married!

I'm going to get married! Bienvenidos a la despedida de Lupita! Woo! Woo!

Ya!

No se pasen de listos!

Ni tengo por qué estar aquí.

De aquí vamos a ir a un table, eh? No, que los biches vengan.

Yo espero hombres vestidos de policía tocando por esa puerta. Que los sepan. De que venimos a arrestar a una mujer sexy.

Y tú, bueno...

Y no, y de ese bailín de que a mí... a sexy woman and you, well... I was like, me?

but you're not going to... it's me, girl we should go to a table to a chance like a chip and dale we can't go before the wedding

but we're coming back

what are you going to do tomorrow?

well, let's go, Camila!

no, no, we have to see but this is Lupita's farewell No. I don't give a pass without a huarache No, you don't give a pass in false Listen, if someone is addicted to caresses and who would say that an addict to caresses

is about to get married again

Oh no, I don't get married For getting married for the first time

Yes

Look at that

Of course, I was surprised So that you see girls, with whom we have been since the 30s It's possible It's possible I was surprised. So you can see girls, with the ones we went through in the 30s, you can do it! You can do it! No, God, I'm not even going to go out in a raffle anymore!

Because we're ladies again!

Oh no, but look how beautiful the team did, kids. Now some naked men are going to come to dance with us and to clap with their butts on my face. And you with Juan, it was my farewell.

Juan, it's my farewell, what do you want? You were kissing a dwarf.

Well, he told me...

And what? He left him there with the dwarf open.

He said, who is the girlfriend? And who was the girlfriend? Juan, for God's sake, it's a rudeness to leave it with the anus open. I had to suck it.

What a disgusting word. Suck it.

Hey, this... Well, it's an addiction to caress.

Addiction to caress. What does the caseopedia say?

About addiction to caress.

About the meaning? Oh, it smells delicious. They're natural.

Yes.

And they're those that don't die in like 20 years. I love them. They're preserved.

I love them.

Uh-huh.

What does it say about the...

Oh, God.

It looks like the arrangements of my house, of the lady.

Lupita, how many of them have you taken?

Don't you want to take them?

The owner of my house has these flowers there.

Oh, I, but when I get it, oh, yeah

Sobre el resultado sobre el significado de adicta a la caricia adicta a la caricia

Hello being

But I'm gonna see the kikwami most put us pero no fuimos si no fuimos coquetas. Fuimos...

Amistosas. Sociables.

No, es que saben que...

Fuimos muy sociables.

Fuimos así como amigables con todos. Es que saben que yo para mí la palabra puta yo ya la... Yo no sé si se puede decir esa palabra.

Sí.

Sí, ¿verdad?

Yo como que ya no la veo mala. Porque yo digo de que yo... Como mujer. I don't think it's a bad word. I mean, I... As a woman? No, but I think we need to re-investigate the word because it's a very funny word. Super funny? For real. I even use it to refer to myself a lot.

In fact, there's an audio that I use that gives me a cringe.

The one about...

Yes, the one about... Body.

It's because I have a very good friendship, I mean, I have a very good relationship with that word. Because, honestly, I feel like they gave it a very bad definition. I want the definition to be fun.

Yes.

But, we are going to talk today, not about when we were like this, but about... It's just that we were very girlfriendly, and we talked about it three weeks ago. Yes! And I feel like I never talk about that, that when we talk about it, we count how many people we've dated and we're like, oh!

We're like, what the hell?

And then suddenly, oh, write down another one, because in 2017 I think I was with another one. And then we have, look, in our lists are the boyfriends, and also with whom we dated,

that they possibly thought that we loved each other a lot, but we didn't tell them, but they did.

It's a very strange thing.

It's like a very thin line between lies and truth. Like between us and ourselves. So we also have that thing. And why do we define ourselves as addicts to caresses? You know what? I laugh at that version of me. I was very, like, my value came a lot from the fact that I have a boyfriend,

so I'm interesting, I'm pretty, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But I see it as a laugh. At the time, no, it wasn't good, I already healed the whole thing. But right now it seems to me like, it was very funny, it was very funny to go on dates, it was very funny, like, what do you want? And what do you like about me? And you know, I mean, a while ago, Maylin was telling me that you are beautiful, you are talented, and I was like, what else Maylin?

And that, uh!

You know, like, like feeling that with men? Yes, yes, yes! It was really cool!

It was like...

What else? Of course!

Because really, those of us who are addicted to caresses, it's like we're addicted to love,

guys.

I mean, how can I tell you? As much as we've come across assholes in life, we don't stop believing in love, you know? And we love to feel this stage of falling in love. It fascinates us to like, it fascinates us the whole process of flirting, regardless of the gender you like, but in this case, for example, that we like men.

That everything is fine with lesbians. We adore lesbians. A kiss to all the lesbians that we adore. Mwah, mwah, mwah Kisses, kisses on your forehead. Because I don't kiss for no reason.

We've talked about that.

We've talked about that.

Not here.

You do whatever you want.

And everything is fine.

Everything is fine. So, according to what you like, this attraction thing. It's very fun. And you say, I've already done a guy, we went out,

you do whatever you want, and you broke up. Why do you need to fall in love again?

You know what?

Something I told Lupita, I feel like we'll identify with a lot of people, I told Lupita and then Lupita told me, I also, I couldn't go out with someone without my boyfriend.

That's it!

It was like, wait, I was collecting boyfriends.

Yes, yes, yes.

I was like, one more.

Wait! I swear, it was like, there are a lot of people who say, no, we were dating for four months, five months, but in the end, no longer. And I, at that moment, would have been my boyfriend. Of course. And some of you say that's not true, right? No, no, no. But it's what we were saying, that if you know what the problem is,

we have a lot of boyfriends, because in the end we dated guys, but then they asked us to be their girlfriends. And what do you do?

And it was like, wait!

What do you do in that position if someone asks you, do you want to be my girlfriend or not? And you're already flirting with him. But it wasn't the right time or maybe he wasn't going to end up dating. But we say yes. Yes, why? Yes, obviously. Because I thought, of course, I can't tell him no.

And then all the kisses we gave in his car, what is he going to think of me?

I said that.

Of course.

Of course, because he is looking at me formally, I was not looking at him like that. And he kissed me in his car, and in the back of the car, and suddenly, a lot of giggling, sweaty hands,

and what you want to say to me, hey, little girl, do you want to be my girlfriend?

No!

I was like,

no, I was like,

come on, just like that,

just like that. Andale, así justo. Justo. Pero sabes por qué siento que también pasa que yo sí pienso que a mí nunca me dijeron de que puedes salir con alguien sin que sea tu novio. Entonces yo no sabía que podía pedir eso. Que podía llegar y decir, oye, pero tranqui, ¿no?

Andale.

Yo no crecí en mi casa que me dijeran de que, pero puede no ser tu novio. I mean, it was like, oh, but they're going to be dating, right? I guess. Sure, in my case it was the same, really. I mean, like, you knew where the address was going, but, for example, I, in my very faggy stage, I also, like, I can tell you, I made a fool of myself in a matter of, like, I fucked you for a while,

but I don't want to have a boyfriend because I also like another one. So I'm like, trying to get the ground, like... You know? Like, trying to get the ground in Coturriana. But without, it's not like, for example, because for me the kisses were very strong at that time. Like, if I kissed it was because there was something else, you know?

But the message, the giggle, like, hey, what's up? Good morning, like, good morning, my girl. I'm While I decide, I talk to both of them because they're my friends. But they like my two friends. You know what? I'm telling you. So that was my situation, guys. Just look at it.

I don't know if you lived it. You can have more than one pretender. More than one pretender. More than one out.

One out.

No, like, you know what happens? Like, I don't know why I said, well, competition. The one who arrives first.

Me too.

I mean, I was like, I'm not going to decide. Whoever arrives first, that's it.

Because I like both of them.

In the meantime.

I like both of them.

I go out with both of my ass. Honestly, now as an adult, I do think that's the healthy thing. Ay, we were fine.

No, yes, really.

No, it's the healthy thing. Because while we haven't talked about anything, for example, I remember with Arturo that like a month ago we said that, well, we have to stop dating other people. You know? Like, like that. We were dating, but it was like, it's not like dating anymore, we're dating, right? And I feel that many times, I don't know,

it happened to me a lot when I was younger, that if I went out with you, there has to be a certain seriousness too. If I explain myself. So, I do think that the healthy thing is to go out with several people at the same time

while nothing has been agreed upon. Of course, because in the end you're also going to... It's going to sound super ugly, right? But you're comparing. I mean, you're comparing the experience with each of your outbursts, so to speak. And I'm not talking about you having sex with a lot of people.

Oh, because I was going to say that.

No.

Addicted to caressing... We said it right now, that it's a game. Being addicted to caresses is dating, going on dates, it's not always like, oh yeah, they're going to put their hand in your pants. No, no, no. It's also this process of falling in love.

From the moment you're chatting, on the internet, whatever you want, from the message,

to the...

...sweep.

Because...

Or not.

But yes. But yes, yes. Yes, yes, look.

You! to the caress, that we are also addicted to attention. That's it. And we don't know how to have a gap of not having messages from men. It's just that, for example, something happened to me a lot that is wrong. But today I could hang out with someone

and two weeks later I could be hanging out with someone else. The next day. I mean, I swear to God, right now. I was like, I don't have a commitment anymore. And above all, I loved talking a lot, man. I mean, having this...

Many times it was better to talk by message, whatever you want. And then people would come and it's like, man, like... Like the guy was very into giving messages, very here, very everything to see and in person he was like... Yes, it helped you later, I'm going to leave a message, you're very cool. We talked about the message very well. What's up in person? But I want to say something about personal experience,

I mean, didn't it happen to you that you already went out with him and you said, Oh, I think there was no click and you didn't know how to stop answering them. Yes, of course. There are so many things, Kesito. We have to organize all the questions. Yes, because there are so many! Look, the addict to caresses is definitely not any type of girl. Let's talk about girls, or guys, whatever you want.

Because it's this one that loves love, loves to fall in love, loves to bring a boyfriend, loves to bring her boyfriend. She loves to bring her boyfriend. She loves to bring her boyfriend. She loves to make him fall in love with her. Or him. She loves it. And then she also loves to have...

I mean, to dedicate time of her life to writing... To romanticism. She dedicates time to the message, to the gossip, to everything. And when she ends up with a boyfriend, the one who's still with you. We're the ones who don't hold back in relationships.

Yes, yes. There have been times when I've told Gaby that an ex or whatever, and she's laughing at us, and she says, you could have avoided a lot of relationships.

Of course!

And I'm like, yes, but... at the moment he asked me.

And you said yes?

Because that's what happened to me when this friend, that I thought we were friends, asked me on the set, I almost said yes. Because I didn't know how to say no. But there you were in love.

Yes.

Because you won the love, honey I love you, I love you. I was like, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you. I was like, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you. I was like, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you. I was like, I love you, I love you, I say this? I was so flirty I was already flirty

But when someone was more flirty than me and made me look younger

I was like

You were so flirty You don't know She was the only one So I loved all of this

When did you start being addicted? My addiction? We don't know what group of help.

Yes, yes, yes.

Well, girls, let's start the session. Hi, I'm Cassandra. I'm addicted to caress and I've been for a couple of years. Without.

Without?

Yes, of course, because I've been with Arturo for a year. Ah, is verdad. Por eso te digo, ya estamos. Hola, soy Lupita Villalobos. He sido adicta a la caricia por más de 20 años.

Uy!

Claro, porque a los 16 yo ya andaba adicta a la caricia. Ya. Y tú sermoso.

Más de 20 años.

Y llevas un par de años.

Ay, creo que me pegó la mona. I'm going to get a drink. And you've been... Oh, I think I got the monkey.

Get out of my name! That's what they say, right?

The monkey is when...

I didn't understand. I thought it was crazy.

No, when a drug addict takes the...

that's in abstinence.

No, no, no.

Oh, the monkey is this, guys. I was wrong.

So what hit you? Is this it? No, no, no. That's the monkey. Oh, the monkey is this, guys. I was wrong.

So what hit you? Well, I wanted to say that it hit me like, it's like when a drug addict gets his drugs taken away and he starts feeling really bad. Oh, abstinence. Yes, it's called abstinence, but a man who colloquially says it is in another area. Like, the paleness, right? Mm-hmm. Okay. Si, ellos todos de que, la mona es esto. No averigüen niños, no averigüen.

Okay. Pero bueno, soy Lupita Villalobos. He sido adicta a la caricia por más de 20 años. Y ya tengo pues en... Rehabilitación. En rehabilitación, más de cuatro años ya.

Bravo por Lupita.

Bravo. Bravo. Gracias. Gracias. and more than four years now. Bravo for Lupita. Thank you.

I'm very happy that you were able to get out of there. Thank you.

Here in the chat,

Maylin, how many years do you think you've been addicted to caress? No, Maylin was born and her mom said, why don't you want a bottle? Why do you want caress?

I mean, it's true.

I mean, why don you looking at me with caress? Yes, calm down! Why are you watching Aldo de Inigris on TV for so long? Why do you keep looking at Aldo de Inigris' pecs, Mailín?

Yes!

Mailín hasn't rehabilitated yet.

She hasn't rehabilitated yet.

And Vicky, you're the one who has the most without caresses. I mean, yes, with caresses. Because, let's see, we do have personal caresses. Yes, we're talking about without dating and flirting. We're talking about addictions simultaneously. Yes, yes, yes, without dating and stuff.

Dating and guys and stuff.

I mean, yes, right now I'm...

I'm married.

But I remember that my addiction to caresses started after an ugly experience. I've told this story in many places, but like in fifth grade, a teacher told me that I behaved like a child. So that's when I became aware that I lived on the moon, I didn't understand that there were kids So that's when I became aware, like I lived on the moon,

I didn't understand that there were kids. So when she told me that, I said, what's up if I'm not a kid? Why is she telling me that? But because I was very close to them, because I wanted to play with them,

and suddenly I was with the girls, and suddenly not. That teacher's thought was very ugly. I was like, I'm going to be a teacher. And I remember I started to look at myself in the mirror and I was like, how is she a girl? But I was in a crucial stage of my life called the Chango stage.

Where, even if I wanted to be addicted to caress, there was no way to get caresses.

There was no way.

There was no way. I was telling them, please, and they would say, no, thank you. No, thank you. So there was no way for it to go well. And I remember that it was when I entered high school at 15. I remember that it was when people started adding me on Facebook. But it was when I let my hair down, because I didn't have my bangs.

Of course!

How does it have to look, the hairstyle? Yes, when I started go of my hair, I didn't have my bangs. Of course, how does it have to do with the hairstyle? Yes, when I started to let go of my hair. So, in that new school cycle, I started to realize that I was getting applications and for me it was very strange, it was like, how?

And I started to accept everyone, which from there is an addiction to caress. Oh, to accept strangers? Yes, it was whoever... From your school? Yes, I knew and we had friends in common. But that's where my addiction to caresses started.

Through social media. And you would post pictures of guys on Facebook?

Obviously.

Obviously?

Like, guys you didn't even know. For example, but they added whatever you wanted. For example, I was very... of a photo of someone from my living room, whatever you wanted. And I was like, who is this? And you go to their Facebook page. And I was like, what's up?

And then I...

You sent him a request.

No, no, no, no, you do it. That's the least I would do it anyway to get attention, but I remember when I saw guys who looked super handsome on Facebook and I would see them with a girl. I would go to the girl's Facebook

to see if they were dating and if they were dating, I would get mad. The addiction to caress is also to make up stories. Of course! I was very angry. Really? I was very angry because, I'm going to cut it off. I was happy. I was like, I think they don't have pictures anymore. And I went in with the girl, I saw whatever you wanted,

I mean, you tell the story, and I was like, I don't know if... She's not there anymore.

She's not there anymore,

and I was like, eh!

And I didn't even talk to her,

it's not like... is from 0 to 100. Literally. Because this is from 0, because you don't even know each other, you don't even plan to talk to him or anything, but in your head you already made a story of how he is the best, and they would look great together, and all this stuff. So I started in networks, like that, that they started adding me, and suddenly I remember that in my school they mixed from different ages.

You could take a class with a 17 year old, and you with a 15 year old, and so on. And I would have friends from other ages, and suddenly, before the class started, I would go say hi to them. I remember a lot that I had a friend who studied science,

and I went to say hi to her once, and I remember that I felt the look of someone on the desk next to me. And that's like... That's an addiction. That's an addiction. But I'm going to tell you something.

I didn't turn around. But I knew you were looking at me. So it was like...

Hello!

Let's say she called.

Rebecca.

Yes, hello Rebecca, I don't know what. And I remember specifically him because it was when I entered that school cycle. Of course! We never had anything, but I remember that the next day I was going to greet my friend more. Because it was like...

Oh! No way! And it was very exciting, very exciting. And I feel like, if you're in the caressing phase, live it up, have fun, but live it up, because flirting is so much fun. Not said, but said.

You know? Like, we know we see each other, but we don't talk to each other yet. I mean, and that today... For example, even with looks. And for example, one day I said, I'm not going to look at him.

That. And suddenly, I didn't look at him, I was going to look at him, and it happened, and then it happened again, I was like, what's going on? Now I'm going to turn it over and what? And you know what I did too? I didn't take anyone from that living room except that friend. And when the doorbell rang, I went to my living room and all that. But there were times when I went into the living room

and said, hello everyone.

And guess who it was?

Because she wasn't my friend.

It was her.

Hello everyone! So he could say, she's super happy! You know, I come into a room and it lights up.

Because I invented those stories!

I said, of course, he's going to see it like a movie that suddenly he raises his face and I come in like this.

Of course!

Hello everyone!

Because I was angelic, obviously, because my version of addict to caress was different. But at that age, I was an angelic person. Because my version of an addict to caress was different. But at that age, I was super angelic. And super cute, like the pretty one. Yes, super calm, like...

Like, hey!

What's up? What are you studying? You know? Kessito, never. Kessito would come to the dorms and say that the less she was seen, the better. I mean, nowadays.

I think that's why when we talked about this topic, you and I were so surprised. Because, first, I didn't know Lupita was a boyfriend. I knew she was flirtatious, but not a girlfriend.

No way!

And I feel like you didn't expect me to be like that.

No, man. That was like discovering gold where I expected copper.

No way! I was like, gold? Where I was expecting copper! No manches!

And I remember there was a time when she added me to Facebook. The hat? Yes, of course. And I got so, so, so excited. But at that time, I didn't have the permission to have social media. So, it felt even more forbidden, you know? And when I saw the request, I said, I'm not going to accept it right now.

I'm going to accept it tomorrow. So that you don't see how fast you accept it. But obviously I couldn't hold it, like a minute I accepted it. But I loved making that plan of being super difficult. And you had to accept it. Well, it's too late, but... Oh, I gave it to him by accident, I thought I had added my aunt, well. Ay, ¿qué? Pero con él fue como muy raro porque nunca llegó a nada. Me explico, como que siento que él era tímido y no sabía dar

el paso de invitarme a salir ni nada. Y yo en ese momento todavía no era tan aventada. No, y aparte si hubiera querido, hubiera sido tu novio. No, porque era con que tuvieras ganas.

Que sí, tú tienes que decir que sí. I need to tell you that yes! Yes, I was going to say yes! Number one.

There wasn't much to do. You didn't want to. But you liked it. No. I liked liking it. I liked waiting for a message on Facebook.

Yes, but I saw it and it was cute, but I didn't like it. But it was one of those first experiences where I said, how cool that I can live this. Because two years before, I think I've never told you this, since I was already on this trip of, no, I'm a girl, and I want to like boys and the mother,

I remember that the first day of school two years before, a guy named ***, I remember, you'll find him on the internet, but you better bleep it out, because that's what he was called. And you'll think it's the same. So, I remember I was going to change classrooms,

because the doorbell had already rung, and my son said, do you want to carry my backpack? Dude, I said, this is my twilight moment. He wants to marry me. I was like, wait, wait you going to carry my backpack? And I was like, yeah, of course. And I gave it to him.

He took a step outside the living room door, threw the backpack and left.

So he said, I'm a funny guy.

It was in that high school stage where they make clowns. Oh, how horrible, how horrible, how horrible. And for me, as I was going through this, that they had told me two, three years before. I thought it was going to be a story of beautiful love. No, dude, so for me it was like,

you humiliated me, dude. And more because I knew internally what I felt. Sure. I think it's the best thing that I'm doing it wrong. So it was horrible. So obviously when I turned 15 and I started to see that the kids were starting to see me, it was very exciting for me. It was like, yes, I want to talk to you and I want to go into the living room and say hello and all that. I don't regret it right now because I told them, I already worked on it and I understood everything and really pissed me off. He really liked country music.

Ok?

And there was one time... No, no, no, the new guy. Yeah, sure. I never talked to him again because I thought he was horrible. So he really liked country music and once on Facebook he put a phrase that I didn't understand. Facebook, me puso algo que, una frase que no entendí, wey. Entonces yo lo que hacía es que buscaba cosas que a veces no entendía que me decía y las ponía en Google para saber si

estaba hablando de una película, si estaba hablando de qué,

wey.

Entonces yo sí sabía que le gustaba mucho el country porque lo compartía en su muro. Entonces me puso, ponle aquí una frase que a lo mejor era de una película, OK? Okay? Maybe that's why he never asked me to be his girlfriend You know what? Cut this out

It's not true

Well

So I remember he asked me, what are you talking about?

What do you mean what? The song

Our song Dude, you said I'm unique and different, I'm special

Obviously it's the 60 person song 60 people, one time you, another time me

You and 58 people, we only know.

Oh no, man!

And?

I'm not talking anymore. No, no, no, yes, yes, me. It was very cute, I tell you, it was very cute, but it was like very embarrassing. And I put myself, what are you talking about? And I chose the song and he told me, how, I don't understand. And I better start knew things like underground.

I realized that you didn't. But, well, X. I thought you knew this song that a guy wrote.

And you singing like this.

Horrible, horrible.

But I remember that this is just super wrong. I just stopped talking to him because he kept texting me. Because I started liking another person. And it became more interesting to talk to someone else, so I just stopped texting. That happens. Because you know what else happens in the process of liking someone?

You like to like someone, you're talking to someone you like, but suddenly someone else comes along and you're bored. Yes, because I'm excited that I'm in the initial stages. And it was hard for me to stop talking to him. That's why I ended up talking to him. Yes, because... what were you doing? So, where did you feel your stage of caressing started? I think this addiction comes from...

I think it's in the blood. I think it's in the blood, it's born. I think it's genetic. Because... I told you that when I was a kid I locked up a girl to dance with.

So since then I'm a girl with decisions. I loved men. Since always. I swear, the love thing, I remember since I was a kid. I mean, I see Maria Serena, who is turning three, and I think, how is it possible that I remember

the pabel of my kindergarten, of the kids that I loved with all my heart. So, since I was little I started this addiction. At first I thought it was men, but then I realized it was love. It was love, whatever you want. Then I remember that was the men, but then I realized it was the love. It was love, whatever you want.

Then I remember that in elementary school, wow, that was awesome!

I mean, what?

We were in a inn, I was in fourth grade, it was in this elementary school where I still didn't go to school. So I was in fourth grade or something, and it was like the inn, and suddenly, the teacher's music started playing. I don't know what, but a song started. I don't remember which one.

I think it was the one with...

Like a knife... It was super slow, you know? So, a little boy from the classroom, the biggest one, fourth grade, what age are the kids there?

Yes.

Eight or nine?

Nine.

Nine.

Yes, right? Yes, 9 years old. A girl comes and dances with me. And I was like, what? And the girl was like, yes. And it's what I saw in the Disney movies. And suddenly, like this,

you are always with me.

I don't know, I was like in my life. I don't know, I'm going to say it. And he said, what?

No way.

No way, I said, what the hell?

I mean, I want to dance. And suddenly I was with Bianca, with a friend. And Manuel Gerardo came. I remember the names here. And Manuel Gerardo came. And I told him, and's ridiculous! And he says, do you want to dance with Bianca?

My best friend. I send you a kiss, Bianca. Bianca knows how to remember this. And Bianca turns to me and says, yes, go, I don't know what. But I was sitting there with my mustache.

And Bianca says, no, girl, if I don't know, go, I don't know what. And I went, and in that, there was my best friend, Aaron, his name is. He was the most clumsy, dude. I mean, he was a mess. And he was playing with his fingers, like, fua, tss.

And I was like, I'm going to look everywhere, Aaron, Aaron.

And Aaron was like, oh. And I remember perfectly that I went and I said Aaron, take me to dance and he was like

what? if you take me to dance I'll buy you an ice cream

you said

there's a reward and I have money I'm not staying

and he said an ice cream? and yes, a cookie and he was like come on and I was like, what the fuck? And he was like, come here. And I was like, what the fuck?

He made me dance.

And you?

What a shame.

Wait, no. And I remember that I was dancing with him and he was like, already? And I was like, no, wait. I was laughing. Because I remember perfectly that he was my best friend. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no We're dating because I love you. When you got him out of a cookie jar.

A cookie jar. He was dancing with him and I was like... I didn't like it.

I didn't like it at all. And you told him? No, but I was thinking like that. And Bianca turned to me and was like...

What do you want?

And I was dancing like...

What do you want?

Bianca was laughing her ass off. I swear. And I was like, I don't know what to ask. But I remember this feeling of seeing the girl and I was like, I was like, I was excited because she was the one he liked. Oh no, it was the mother of Gerardo, Arturo.

It was Arturo who took her out, I think. Yes, one of these two kids. I still remember them. Greetings, friends. So, she came in like super surprised because she really liked her. Like...

And they dance like this.

And I was like...

And then the song ended and everything.

And the asshole was like, My ice cream!

And I was like, what are they going to do? Oh, nothing, let's go, my ice cream! And I was like, shh! What are you going to do? We're going to get an ice cream, do you want to go? Yes, let's go! And I gave the ice cream to Aaron and I remember that Aaron was like When he was still a kid

He was a kid, a kid, a kid!

He was stuck with his ice cream like that And Bianca was with Arturo, Bianca, me and Aaron And Aaron was like... And I was like, what's up? You with Aaron and me... I didn't expect it.

And I was like, can you believe it? And at that moment I went home. I was in the car thinking, I think I love you, Aaron. Oh yeah?

I liked Aaron for a day and the next day, oh no!

It did happen.

So from there, I had this thing of...

Oh, I like...

It was easy for me to like someone. I even remember, when I was older, I was forced to like someone. Sometimes I thought, I don't like anyone. I feel like I haven't thought about someone I like in a long time. I'm going to think of someone I like.

Dude, this...

But you do understand me!

Yes, yes, yes, because I'm going to tell you, there were times when I didn't have anyone to talk to and I would go to my Facebook and think, let's see who I'm going to talk to. And I would think, let's see who I thought was handsome that day. You know? Because I had been following them for months and years on Facebook and I had never spoken to them. But suddenly I was like, let's see, who can I talk to? Yes, because it was this feeling that you had, like, I don't like anyone, I'm bored.

What do I do?

Because for me it was like, I really like to imagine and be thinking, like sometimes I said, I really like to think about someone. I like to make a love story with someone. And if I don't have someone at the moment, I watch it alone. I do it alone.

With whom? Well, you know how?

For example, I remember a boy, Luis Angel, I send you all. He liked me a lot in elementary school. He liked me a lot in elementary school. He liked me a lot, right? And since my mom also liked him, I was in another elementary school.

So I remember that suddenly February 14th came and I didn't like Luis Angel, I mean, he's a cute boy and everything, and a friend, and everything, but suddenly on February 14th, he came with a dress that was like a little bear I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I was like, who is this? And everyone was like, wow, that's cool. And suddenly we see that it's the mom of Luis Angel who brought him.

I think it's the mom of Luis Angel. And everyone turned to me like, it's for Lupita! And I loved that tension, like, what? For me?

And suddenly the mom of... She gives him the dress, the boy, like, all beautiful, all cute, with his hair done and all that. And I was like... And I was like... And I was like... It was my moment to shine, man.

And I was like, no man, this is for you, Lupita!

And I was new in that elementary school, it was after I hit her in the head. So, she comes and gives and gives me gifts and everything. And I was like, yeah. And I was like, I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know what. And I remember he said, like one of the people in the classroom, I don't know who, he shouted, like, oh, give him a hug, whatever, thank you.

And I don't know what. I was very touch. So the boy was like, I don't know. Well, thank you, Miss Angel. And when I hugged him, I remembered what I felt with Aaron when I danced. I love you?

You know, like I was forced to like him.

You didn't even process it. It was more like, yes, I love you. I love you, because obviously we're hugging and because you're a boy and I'm a girl. And because that's how life should be, because that's how God said it. You know how I was heterosexual? So I was like, I guess I like you. And I was like, uuuuh, and I remember that day, because of the gift they gave me,

because of everyone's approval, because my friend is super cute and she likes you, and this thing of encouraging your friends to like you, to listen to you, I loved it. I loved it. I was like, well, Lupita, do you like Luis Angel?

I think so.

Eh, eh, eh!

Dude, you'd think that when I was going to leave my homework to the teacher, for example, I would sit here, Luis Angel was sitting here, and I was standing like this, and what happens? I'm on his shoulder. Of course. Or you touch the bench. Of course.

So he can see your hand.

Yes!

And the next day, he's like, oh no!

I mean...

Yes.

But that's where it comes from.

It's more like that rush, like... Oh! You have to feel things, right? Yes, yes, yes. I love to love! So, I don't know if you ever felt committed because of your friends' ewww? My friends' ewww? Or if you had a feeling that you liked them so much and that's it. Yes, it happened to me.

Don't you remember that I told you once that in a Valentine's Day I went out and there was a guy in his car and he had some strawberries with strawberries and chocolate. I didn't like that person that much, but I wanted to experience that. And because of the emotion you felt,

that gift feeling. Because I said, sure, because in my high school, in Valentine's Day, you could go buy flowers anonymously. And in the third period, people would come in and deliver the flowers,

and it was like, Lupita, they sent you three anonymous flowers, and you didn't know who they were from. And obviously, no one ever sent me anything. So, I was like, I want to live that. So, a couple of years had passed, where there was this dynamic, and I had never been sent a flower.

So, when that Valentine's Day, this person was out, and I said, they didn't give me a flower, they gave me chocolates, flowers, a bear. You know, I felt like, this is what I wanted! I mean, because I feel that my friends in high school were not so much like that, it was more that I suddenly came with G to him and told him I had a boyfriend.

And he was like...

Another one?

Yeah, like, why?

He would take him out of my pants. Sometimes my brother would tell me, you're with this person? And I'd be like, yeah, since yesterday. And my brother would be like, I've never seen him.

I've never seen him come to my house. Never. And I always say he's my boyfriend. And you didn't have boyfriends that didn't even talk to each other?

Yes.

That's crazy, right?

Ah, that... Maybe my addiction to caresses... No, I didn't know how to set limits. Do you remember the friend I put on? It was my cousin.

Hahaha!

I didn't know... but you liked the feeling of... Like, I'm going to school and I'm going to see this person and you're my boyfriend?

What?

But it was forcing me, because I really just wanted to feel the power to say yes. Sure. But I didn't want a boyfriend, because he was my friend. Sure. But how did you get your addiction... We're interviewing.

How did you get your addiction, Lupita, en la adultez? O sea, de que en la prepa, en la universidad. Fue de mal en peor. Claro. ¿Sabes qué? Es que también yo tuve una etapa donde me volví adicta también a la caricia...

de besarme en el antro, ¿sabes? Como... O sea... I remember you told me that you went out with men to the club With us we have a rule to go out with girls And something that fascinated me, but I swear to you that drove me crazy was going to the club It was crazy because I was in a good mood No, but because I had a great time, I went with my friends, we hung out

I was very confident, well. No, but because I had a great time. I went with my friends, we hung out. I was very safe. Well, I've always been very safe and whatever you want. But you take into account the security I have since I was a child. Like to pay a little ice cream to a child.

Tell me what girl is going to be doing that? Girls are like, what a shame, you know? I mean, knowing that I'm an adult and whatever you want to say, I loved meeting guys, especially if they were foreigners or from outside of Hermosillo. Because I was like, I'm never going to see them again.

Oh, it's a joke.

Just for a little while, to live the adventure of the moment, you know? I became addicted to fleeting adventures. The little trips, the little dates in San Carlos, going to Mazatlán. Those fleeting things were my addiction because I had the excuse to say, I live far away, I have to go.

Those summer loves, man, no way. I mean, really, five a day.

Five a day for summer. It's true. No mames, o sea, de verdad, de a cinco. De a cinco por verano.

Ah, es cierto. No, no, no tanto, pero sí era de que me gustaba mucho vivirlo, wey. Y llegó un punto en que yo me caí en cuenta que yo lo buscaba. O sea, yo ya andaba así como que en el hotel de vacaciones donde andábamos. Yo andaba cazando. Even when your mom would ask you why you put your belly up and stop your boobs. Imagine, when I was 15, I was going on trips with friends and whatever. We were friends, you know?

We were friends, like, let's meet some guys. And we met guys, and we met girls, and always the girls. And I was like, who, who, who, who? And I was like, why? Why? But it turned out to some really cool stories. I've known how to walk since I was a kid.

I used to do that with my boyfriends. When I couldn't get away with it. That's why I liked the summer love stories. Because it was like...

Bye!

I have to go. But the love stories of the club. That a lot of people say don't lead to anything. I was like, that's a curse.

Oh, how she loved me.

And that led me to have boyfriends that didn't even have to be my boyfriends. That could have gone out to have fun for a while and that's it. Of course, 100%. I remember a lot of... Oh, it was a dance class, whatever you want. My Pati and my Bafa will remember this guy. And it was because he liked a guy and he was super handsome in the dance class. It was a love of person, whatever you want, but physically I didn't like him.

And I remember that I kissed him in the dance class and it was like X. The guy got so close that he started going to school like this, going to school every day, being there at the exit. And I trained outside of my training. I mean, like, super intense. And you know why? I mean,

put your physical there, that's the least. Dude, because when he kissed, I mean, he kissed like... but with the tongue... first from the outside and I got in contact with my tongue first and I was like

pah!

And what were you doing there?

I was just washing my hands

I mean

I was like

Oh no, that's not good

Don't make me do it, Jochi That's not good

But I liked it a lot, and from those people you laugh like like crazy. And it was like... I love people that make me laugh. So, a lot of laughing and all. And suddenly, I'm leaving.

Because I said yes to being his girlfriend. And his best friend was with my friend. He was with a friend of mine, like, flirting, you know? And it was like, hey, friends! Of course, and that adds to the caress too, because it's like, it's a fantasy, right? Yes, but he kissed me horribly.

I swear, the ugliest. Until I told him, you know what, I can't, you just don't know how to kiss.

Oh, you told him?

Yes, yes, yes. He was going to kiss me and I was like, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop. Hey, excuse me, you don't know how to kiss. You come with your tongue and there's no need. I mean, he was like, no, no, no. And how long did you have to go out? And like three weeks later I told him yes, that we were dating. Yes, we were dating, but a week later I was like, I can't. I can't.

But when I felt the pressure that, when he was the nickname, it was like P and L. And I was like... Dude, it never happened to you? I feel like people who don't understand the vibe of what we're talking about today are going to say that we were bad. But there were boyfriends that I sometimes accepted to have

and suddenly I saw that their profile picture I'm even spitting out the nerves, dude. They put it with me and said, no, no, don't do that. And that's wrong. Because he was my boyfriend, dude.

Of course.

But I said, take it off, take it off. I would wait a little bit. Because a lot of girls would say, it's so cute that from day one they put my picture and stuff like that.

We were assholes.

We were assholes.

No, you know what? We were very in love because we had more boys in the dorm. We're going to the funeral. Greetings to all the admins. These are stages. These are stages in life that happen.

It's bad that we told them that, oh, yes, right now, and we're okay, and we have a boyfriend, and Lupita is married, and we're still going. Yes, and mommy, no, apart from that, at least I was never unfaithful.

No, no, no. But when I kissed you, I stopped. I was like, I'm done with him. I have to stop talking to him. This guy, this guy, this guy. The flirting was for everyone. And among everyone. But when it was that, when I saw kisses, or when I saw you several times a week,

I was like, I know where this situation is going. And you know what else? I don't know where this is going. I remember another thing. I don't know if you remember, but I was like, what? I was in the gym team, and there were the volleyball team. And suddenly, the volleyball team is super bad. So I remember that in the team we were like,

well, you see, they are super bad. And it's typical that friends start saying,

this is great, and things like that.

The body.

I hate it!

And I had my period where I loved being petted. Oh, that's what we talked about in We're Ridiculous. That was the worst period. Because I was literally fascinated with being petted.

The body, like.

Some guys, were like, they saw my ex, I don't know if I lasted long, but they sucked anyway. So, I was fascinated to see them suck. You know, right? And when the team's girls...

You know, right?

And when the team's girls, but... When the team's girls, and I was like, dude, look at this, look at this, look at this. I remember there was one guy with a great body, he was the best in the team if you want and everyone was like, wow, the guy, and he had a horrible face, but a great body and I was like, I don't like him that much, you know, the guy like this, and some impressive butt and they tell me, no way, and then that guy starts looking at me

and I was like, I didn't like him, but it was because they all liked him No mames, entonces el tipo ese me empieza a ver a mí. Y yo como que, ni me gustaba, güey. Pero era porque les gustaba a todas. Y porque había cuerpo. Y porque había un cuerpo. Y yo de que empecé a platicar con él, así, qué onda, que no sé qué, nada, y tú, así de que,

típico que después de entrenarnos, quedamos platicando así de que fuera de. Y el sudado y así. I was like, no, nothing. When are you going to teach me how to throw the ball? And everyone was like, oh my god, it's so good.

And I was like, I know.

But I didn't like it. I liked the basketball one, so to speak. The one that was my boyfriend. But I say, what business do I have? And the guy was like, oh, recharged, on the balcony, like, hey, and this, oh. Oh yeah, it is the... That's how my mom tells me that I stink.

And the guy was huge and everything. And the body that I had, incredible body.

I was like, I was like...

Like guys.

I was like, I was like... They were passing in front of me and I didn't even pretend not talking to them. They were just passing by me. And I didn't even pretend to be the one who wasn't seeing them.

And suddenly...

Did you see that, girl?

But it was because of the photoshop. Yeah, because that dynamic is also cool among friends. Yeah, yeah. For example, I don't like moms today. I mean, everything is fine with moms. But it's not like you see a body and you're like...

Exactly. But it's not like you see a body and you're like... Exactly! It's not like... It's not like you're attracted to it anymore, you know? It's not like that, dude. In fact, sometimes I say, like,

oh, what a dick!

Very disciplined and like... But I say, what business do I have, dude? Also wanting to force my love, just because he was the dick that everyone liked, and I... You know what happened to me? I can tell you Kiss I'm a don't let me pass on the era. Oh, yeah, man. Take on my mother's proven. Yeah, I travis the kifor and the port is

Savage okay, Joe to the mucho novio way to tell me my career get to us in Quentin obvious no contest to be most

No, I'm sorry

In my last time I know see see

Menos menos que esta no se I have a few, but I have a lot of them. This hand, yes. Yes.

Except for this one, I don't know. But this one, yes. 50, no.

50, no.

Between 5 and 50. Yes.

I'm going to throw a feather.

You're going to throw a feather. Throw a feather.

What am I saying?

It's kind of cringy. I forgot. The athletes. So... It was this stage where if you were part of a football team, American football, basketball, golf, whatever, I would say, you have to be my boyfriend.

Of course! Of course!

I didn't care if you were good or not. It was the simple fact of me being able to say that my boyfriend was in the soccer team. I feel like we live in multiverses, separated by a stream of time. But if we had been the same age... Dude, I joined rhythmic gymnastics because I was crazy about athletes. Dude, I feel like you and I would have been like, you saw it, it's great.

And you were in softball.

No, but softball was because I wanted to. Oh, well. I wanted to. No, it was more like... The one who was your boyfriend's sportsman? Because at the end of school, there were practices. Of course.

And in those practices, I saw faces, and in those faces I said, of course, you play football, you play baseball, you play golf. So I was like, you have to be my boyfriend. From that stage of athletes, there was only one that I loved a lot. Okay?

All the others... No, and they were also assholes. They were like, assholes. I also feel that if you say that karma is going to come to you, I paid for it in the relationships in the community. No, come on, if it were up to there, it would be too much. I'm fine now, and I even paid for my therapy with that money I didn't have. No way!

But it was like, I didn't even find them attractive, I didn't even feel like there was good chemistry, I didn't even feel like they made me laugh, not even anything, but that stage I had as an athlete, dude, it was like, even at home they told me, why do you see him playing something and you say, my boyfriend. I love him. But I don't know why, in that stage of addiction to caress,

at that moment he was addicted to the sports caress. I mean... But why?

Well, I feel like... For example, me too. Maybe...

I segmented the sport a little more. But... It's that they attract a lot of attention. But they really get your attention. From the moment you see them in uniform, it's very inspirational, it's very striking. We grew up with Disney movies, you know?

I feel like inside of us we have this romanticized this thing of... That you're from the soccer team. Of course, and that leads to what? You live the companionship, the discipline, you have something to do, you have the events. No, and I loved it when they explained things I didn't know.

Of course! And that... Hey, I invite you to see me play. No, no, no, that... Hey, are you going to go to my game on Friday? I... Of course. Of course? Of course, I'm going to watch a sport I don't understand. Of course. Dude, I mean, no, wait.

What?

Oh, I had deleted this, dude.

What?

One time I went out with a dude, he was a really horrible guy, but he was on the American football team, so I said, sexy. But, on the Fridays they played, let's say it was a season, and the games were on, you marked territory, one, if he invited you to buy the ticket to play the game,

because one thing is that you were among friends, that this happened on Fridays and everything was fine, but another thing is that you said, that he bought my ticket, and they were those literal tickets, like from a fair, that said, Admit one, you know, the ones that cut like this, it was a little ticket, and they came and gave you that little ticket

that you were going to come to my game, right? So it was like, well, first you were doing the little job, let's say you went to two or three games on Fridays, but there was a game where you painted the number of... It was because they were already coming out.

You got to paint...

Oh no!

Oh no! Oh no!

The guy's number!

Of course!

What? What do you mean?

That wasn't my number. But it was because I said, how fun!

That's a lot of love!

That's a lot of love!

So there were times...

I already proposed to you, I want it!

Right?

And I...

There were times when your whole? And I was like... There were times when all your friends were...

It was cool...

I don't know how it worked, maybe we planned it, but... It was cool when all your friends were with several from the same team. Not from different sports. No, no, no, from the same team. Because the gang would get... Exactly.

Party!

Yes, and it was cool when the game was over and imagine you were with Juan and Juan was playing American football and I was just leaving with Arturo and he was also playing American football. It was cool that Juan came and pushed Arturo like, come on! And at the end of the game, he did this to me like... At the end of the game, they were...

I got hot!

They were all in uniform...

I got hot!

From the face!

From the face!

They were all sweaty in their uniforms and everything, but with the helmet in their hands and what's up? You made me play

Oh, sly! This is very strong!

This is very strong!

This is very strong!

Stop, you're a pedophile! Just like they stink and look horrible It's so strong! It's so strong! Stop it, Donald!

They stink and look horrible!

But they're friends and they have the equipment. And everyone starts with the girl they're dating. And it was so cool when you were in that group where everyone was dating one of them and we all had a number.

They said, my ganado.

Branded. But said, I won. Branded, right?

Yes, yes, yes.

But it was very bad, wey. But I remember that specific part, wey. Where the game was over.

And you were very excited, like...

Yes, it was like...

Right now you show me a wey, all sweaty, muddy, from the ground and everything, that comes, what's up? And I say, go, go shower. But in high school, for me it was like...

I love you!

This is the sexiest thing I've ever done.

Kiss me now! Yes.

And you hugged me, how happy you were!

Of course! And you took pictures.

And the best thing about Friday was you uploading your picture with your player.

Of course!

On Facebook. Of course! With your player!

With your player!

And didn't't like it because I was also playing American football So you hugged me happily with your mothers here like this

AAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Oh, you're huge!

And you're so fragile and delicate with your fingers!

You're super interesting and sweaty!

That's it, wey!

This is again, we're ridiculous This is between Addicted to caresses, pygmy and ridiculous

Everything!

Everything, day after day! This is between addicted to caresses, pygmy and ridiculous. Everything.

Everything and dragged. I feel that the stage where we were super pygmy was because we were very addicted too. Yes, dude. It's that really, I mean, I mean, men and love, I do consider myself addicted. I mean, I was fascinated, dude. And you know what fascinated me? Falling in love.

That's why when I divorced divorced, they would tell me, I wasn't afraid to believe in love again. No, of course not. As soon as I had my new house, which was the week I found out about infidelity, whatever you want,

I was already in an application of these dates.

Let's go.

I was already giving and giving. And I remembered how I loved to connect. And above all, I was getting it to him and I remembered how much I loved to connect. And above all, there was a point, I swear to you, with my friends, I saw guys like that in the dating app, and suddenly, how much, if I give it a like, it's a match. Oh, it's going to be a match, I mean, you're going to see, like, match.

I told you, I told you!

You're so overpowering. No, no, no. I was like, I was going through this process and it was like a food for my ego and insecurity and brokenness. That this kind of bullshit, they built this thing that has always existed in me, which is addiction to caress.

And I saw guys like that, and I looked for them on Instagram and whatever. I would see their pictures and I would get ideas. I would see them with some girls and I would go back to that Lupita from high school that I would look for on Facebook and stalk all the gossip. And I would go like... But for example, today, I haven't been like this for a long time. I don't even have time, but...

I mean, that time of, oh, what's up with this person? No. No, dude. Uh-huh. I once told Lupita, I don't know if I already said it here or if we're just talking about it, what would single people's hallucinations be like? We would be very crazy, dude. No way.

Because I feel like none... I mean, in the end, I feel like I'm How would we be? Fucking great! But good! No, no, no! The loose asses, we were going to call ourselves.

Not the hallucinations, not the loose asses.

Well, I feel like it would be like you're going to the hallucination party. Dude, you know, and full of men. Of breastfeeding men, yes. And we up there, with the arms of a cow, here breastfeeding, and we up there.

Like, ahhh! I would have loved to see some single hallucinations Yes, in another parallel universe And telling them stories like How did you do girls? We have to tell you We are dating some guys No, no, no!

We don't even like them, but hey!

No, it would be amazing

In another parallel world One day we have to cut Juan and Arturo just to flirt But they should know Give us a chance, a break To make content Juan y Arturo, no, es para cotorrear. Pero que sepan. Que sepan. De que nada más para darles... De unos chancitos, un break, para hacer contenido.

Y que vengan y nos digan, ah, bueno, nosotros también.

No.

Ustedes no hacen contenido. Ustedes no se dedican. Eso ya es nada más por maldad, entonces.

Sí, lo de ustedes ya es...

Nosotros es trabajo de campo. the Soltera, soltera, soltera. Así de que sin amor.

Yo creo que duré como tres horas. Yo también.

Sí, pero me sentí así como que, ah. Y yo porque estaba dormida. Imagínate, no mames. Pero, y luego van a poner aquí, ay, ustedes no saben estar solas. ¿Hemos estado solas, Chema Cas?

No, sí lo hemos hecho, pero ahorita estamos también acordándonos de esas etapas. El enfoque del episodio es justamente enfocarnos en los amores. Porque acuérdense que nosotros nunca nos equivocamos. Claro. No vayan a empezar con sus temas. Después les hacemos unos tiempos de solteras de cómo vivimos esto de reflexión con uno mismo.

Sin hablar con nadie. El trabajo intrapersonal. No one! Interpersonal work. Not answering messages to anyone. Literally saying, Wow, I haven't been on a date in two years. Meditate in the mornings. Of course. Drink coffee without sugar.

Of course.

Read a book while it rains. Yes, yes, yes.

Of course.

All that. Say that I'm going to stop wearing makeup for a month.

A month!

Get my face clean.

Yes. One month to detox my face. I'll go to the library in the afternoons.

And I'll drink green tea. To connect with nature.

Wow. I love the smell of lavender. Of course we lived that stage, kids. But before we finish, I'd like to ask you something.

Do you have a boyfriend?

No. What do you prefer?

Now, how can I stop?

What do you prefer? A'm like, what do you prefer? A life with many loves, without finding the true love, but many loves, good, bad, charming, all your life, or all your life with just one love? At the end of the day, I'm very hopeless romantic, you know? Like, I feel...

And I don't have a problem with commitment, because I know there will be people who will say, surely you... No. I had a commitment, I respected my commitment and everything. I would have... Yes, I wouldn't have so much trouble saying that we are old

and you were my first boyfriend and so on, you know? But I would have to be a person with a lot of dynamism. Because otherwise I would get bored. Do you understand? Ok, so you prefer a life with just one love?

Yes.

No way!

So you prefer never finding someone?

Of course! Of course!

But I would be so mad to see you and me because I chose something else Dude, think about it I mean, in the end I feel like it's the life we've been leading so far, you know?

Fucking life

Yes, of many loves, I mean, of many loves And obviously, the past, we know they weren't the love of our lives if you want And now we're with Juan and Arturo, happy and awesome

But...

But I love so much... That Men Juan y con Arturo, felices y padrísimo. Pero...

Pero como me encanta tanto...

Eso. Los hombres.

Ajá.

Es que también hubiera sido muy difícil. Por eso te digo, si yo escogiera eso, me gustaría porque siento que podría romantizar demasiado la historia. En mi cabeza. Y me encantaría inventarme así. O sea, me encantaría vivir la historia que me inventé, I would love to live the story I made up that yes, of course, we've always been together and the mother but I would have to be a very funny person

very this, very that because I would feel like, oh yeah that was what happened to me in high school for example, I would say, shut up so, oh but I don't know for example, I know that many people are watching us

that have had only one love but how do you know that he's the only love of your life if you haven't met more lovers of your life? Dude, and tomorrow the divorce index of what?

Yes!

No, because I feel, because I say, if I think that, the consequence is that if you choose many loves, you're going to have many breakups. And there are going to be some that you do want well, and you end up with them. Sure, sure, sure. and you finish it. Of course, and a lot of falls and getting up again.

It's like a wheel of fortune. But I feel like I prefer that than a life since I was 15 with just one person.

Flat like that.

But why would you be flat? I can't be happy if you want me to be happy. And you're like horrible.

I just fart.

Look, stop.

No more words. I feel it, I feel it. I don't know. We really said that you're a man.

I'm a man.

I didn't like your face, but your body...

Look, I'm a good person. No, no, no. But I mean...

I think life is about making it an adventure. But no, no, no. If that happened in an alternate universe, I would have to agree with you. What are we going to do? Because this is for everyone. Look, I think that right now that we are with Juan and Arturo, who have been our most stable partners,

I feel that it is when we have been more in passway. Exactly.

Honestly.

It's just that sometimes I feel that you can let yourself be carried away by madness in Paz, güey. Exacto. La neta. Es que a veces siento que puedes como que dejarte llevar por la locura y también no vivir experiencias tan bonitas como lo que es un compromiso, como y crecer en diferentes etapas y así.

Claro.

Pero ya nadie va a poner su nick así de que L y P.

Chin.

Qué difícil situación, chicas. Un amor para toda la vida desde los 14, eh. Um... It's a test. Da, da, da, da, da. Hasta. Victoria, ¿tú desde cuándo estás con Pachi? Desde los 16. Ella es un amor de la vida. No, está padrísimo. Ya ven.

No, pero ve la que feliz es, la neta.

Es que es lo que te digo. O sea, está padrísimo, güey. ¿Acaso yo soy puta por naturaleza? I don't know! Oh, it's true. This is a real question, because I like both.

Yes, I like both.

I like that, like, oh, yeah, that's cool, and, let's see, go through me and all this madness. But also, now that I'm like, in a stability with Arturo, cool, I also say, but this is also very fun.

Yes, but you have this cool stability, because you already through the past. But I know myself, and I know that in a relationship from 14 to 99, I was going to be like, why didn't I meet anyone else? So we're deciding and we're 14 now. Yes.

Oh no, yes.

Bullshit.

Me too, really.

Yes. And anything, we would tell the anecdotes here in the hallucinations. Like, man, my heart broke. And then imagine the consequence is that at 70 years old, so already with the balls to fall in love and so on, like, what a bitch, what a ball, but I'm destined to have many loves.

Oh, I'm going to have to go out with that handsome guy. Yes, go ahead. Well, it was what I chose at 14. We'll leave it up to you girls, what do you prefer? In this big section, what do you prefer about the Halloween? That the past was powerful. Yes, you can't complain. This is romantic.

This is girlish. But what can we learn from this episode? I think what we can learn from this episode, girls, is that you should always believe in love. Yes. It's always nice to fall in love. I know that sometimes it doesn't work out the way we want it to, but I think the best thing is not to fail you. If you know that you know how to love and that you gave your best,

then what belongs to the other person, obviously doesn't belong to you. And leave that person what belongs to him, and you stay with how beautiful you are, with how beautiful you are, with how beautiful you love, and keep loving. But obviously taking care of yourself every time. Yes, yes, yes, exactly. That's what I was going to say.

But from every experience, learn. Imagine that the anecdotes we're telling right now we were still saying, Oh yeah, but I have a boyfriend, but he fucks me up. I don't want to live that anymore. Like looking for breastfed guys or what? I don't want to be like, Oh yeah, of course, because this mom... No. So, from each situation, learn.

I would tell them, Oh yeah, live the whore life, but as you say, there are people who did date someone and fell in love. Of course, and it's awesome.

So, that's fine too. Follow your heart.

Follow your heart and try, little one. Yes. If you have a good person that makes you happy, don't think, maybe he's the best out there.

No, if this person compliments you, is good, makes you happy, is a person you admire, there it is. That's how I feel, that's why you and I calm down right now. Of course. Because also having the awareness of saying, this relationship is good, and say,

maybe it's like that, and knowing how to stay. I think the past was also living this madness because it was like, Oh, it's a game, it's a game, it's a game. I mean, also have the awareness of when to say, I think this is worth it.

Sure.

Right?

Yes, and also think about, yes, I want a good person, but how good are you? Good with you. Uh-huh. I'm gonna get all your bullshit out of you.

I'm gonna leave this reflection right here. In your heart. In your heart!

Because I love you!

I love you all!

I got it, bitches!

I love you, bitch!

But, welcome to the wedding. You got married on Saturday and it's Monday. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, well, all those photos are up on the internet. I'm going to go ahead and say hi to my family. I'm going to say hi to my family. I'm going to say hi to my family. I'm going to say hi to my family. I'm going to say hi to my family.

I'm going to say hi to my family. I'm going to say hi to my family. Mm-hmm. Um... no, seriously. They say that you didn't think that maybe Quezito feels like she's been put aside. Like, why? Who's been put aside? Imagine that Fredo and Lupita come in and say... Oh, you don't have the rock?

And I'm going to tell you something. Quezito is one of the first people I met in my life that never, but really never, has come to me and said, I've never, but really never, I've never felt like, I swear I want to, I want Arturo to give me the rock!

Dude, zero! Zero, zero. Besides, this was a great time.

Yes.

I mean, his girlfriend, girl, Arturo too. Girl, I got married until I was 35. Seeacey Baby, this is super tranquila tranquility Simonson kiss or the cast of the antenna No, but I can know No, let's put a kiss With an on the display

That was trained to enter The best young lady Because I'm a Comprende You know When I put on a I feel like you're going to love her more because you understand her more. Let me tell you, that really moved me. Someone told me these days,

when you turn 40, it's like, life is so cool. I was like, wow, so it's going to get cooler. It gets cooler, and it does! I swear. In my 30s, it's like I've reached 40, but I've also heard the same thing. But I see myself planning a wedding at 20-something, like you were at that age,

a wedding of a dream that you had. Nothing to do with this wedding planning. It's a magnifying glass of a very different version. And at that time I also felt very mature, I worked, I lived alone, I was self-sufficient. Anything you want a functional adult can be,

and that is required in this society. 100% in all aspects. I felt very good with myself, I think that a functional adult can be, and is required in this society, 100% in all aspects. I felt very good with myself, and emotionally I was very good, but today's version, you turn around and say, Oh, my girl, you're very small, you're very small.

And I feel that after 30, this stage comes, like, of course, like, of course. So girls, don't rush me, don't pressure me, don't say, hey, when? And also, have you ever thought if I want that? Or is it just because you want the three of us to be married?

Yes, well, to say, come on! Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, but speaking of marriage, live this stage of going on dates and stuff, don't rush, have fun, meet people, kiss. Live with your partners first. That's so good. It's the best thing I can recommend. I know my mom will say,

Honey, mom is recommending you. You have to go out in white in my house. Awesome, congratulations to everyone who does it. It's also good. But if you have the opportunity to live with your boyfriend first, do it. Take it. I swear to God that you will.

You will avoid a lot of procedures.

Uh-huh.

Oh yes.

And if they are dating several while there is no commitment? Just take care of yourself.

Take care of that pussy.

Uh-huh.

Yes.

All right.

Please.

We love you so much! I hope you have learned a lot. that we came to educate the new generations here. Exactly, we are like the new, what is it? We are the new lifestyle. The new SEP.

The new SEP.

Making our books, right? The new SEP, Secretary of Education. Public, it's us. We love you so much, kids. Take care of yourselves at home. And say what you prefer,

a love for life or many loves for life always without finding true love

but they are many intense loves

yes, the other one is super boring you already forcing everyone

the other one is super boring

super boring, super boring, super boring

super boring, super boring, super boring

super boring, super boring, super boring

or

or a lot of fun fun, excesses uh-huh Fun, excesses, dicks, pussies, pussies. No, that's not true, ChamaGod. No, both are great, so with both, the best adventure, but...

Justify your answer. Yes, with justification. Introduction too, please. Objectives.

And format.

We love you!

And we'll see you... When?

Next time. Ugly comments are fake accounts. And who writes them? Almost everyone. Envious people. And remember that none of what we said here is wrong. None is wrong and we don't accept good or constructive criticism.

We don't accept them here.

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