Get Ready to Pay for Stuff with Trump Dollars Now

Trump's name is about to be on every dollar bill in America. The Treasury just announced that this summer, all new paper currency is gonna carry the President's signature, something that has never happened in the 165 years since the modern dollar bill was created.

Traditionally, it was the Treasurer and the Treasury Secretary, but now Treasury Secretary Besson stays, the Treasurer is out, and a sitting President's on your cash for the first time ever. is because federal law prohibits a living president's face on currency. So I guess this is just a signature. Though, you know, Trump will be damned

if he can't get his face on something. And so a federal arts commission that he stacked with his own appointees just approved a gold commemorative coin bearing his image, timed to the country's 250th birthday which is also the excuse they use for putting his name on the dollar.

And of course that's on top And then also the Trump accounts, the Trump gold card visa, the Trump RX, the Trump route for international peace and prosperity between Armenia and Azerbaijan. There's also the road from Mar-a-Lago to the airport. That's now president Donald J. Trump Boulevard. And there was also the made up FIFA Peace Prize

and the secondhand Nobel Peace Prize nomination that apparently was not enough. So now in fact, Republicans in Congress just created a brand new award called the America First Award and they gave it to Trump first. That's this beautiful golden statue here,

appropriate for the new golden era in America.

Golden statue for himself from his friends. Yeah, normal stuff. And actually for more normal stuff, share to spread the word, get full updates on Substack, links and bio, subscribe for free links and bio, subscribe for free

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