GLITCH KARTS

From the creators of Digital Circus, Murder Drone, The Gaslight District, and Knights of Guinevere comes an idea so fresh, so original, you'll only recognize it if you've played any video game ever made!

Glitchy Boys!

For the Glitchy Boy 64. Inched $5 glitchillion making this game, so we're going to recoup costs with a Black Friday merch

drop!

Ladies and gentlemen, start your wallets! From the hit game you just heard about less than 10 seconds ago comes this limited edition Glitch cart plushie collection featuring BOOSHY

FIGHT THIS

POPPY

Well, it's possible that I'll win

PRINCESS GUINEVERE

Hey, it's me, Princess Guinevere. I'm walking here.

And least but not last, MAL

Damn right, I'm here to kick your ass

Stop! Extra words cost extra money. Put the pedal-dee to the metal-dee with this dino-mite coaster, featuring your favorite speed demons tearing it up so hard you can smell the gasoline. But galvic gumdrops, there's more.

Isn't that right, President Emo Uzi?

I'm kinda busy, K.

We also kinda can't afford multiple recording sessions, so you're gonna have to record... IN THE CAR! 3, 2, 1, GO!

Uh, look! A statue! A scary badass! Like me if I fell asleep standing up! Ah, curb curb curb! Uh, jeez, uh, my mom is a plush now! Free and post-near-death incident. Definitely won't be hard to repress that image. Hey, watch it, jackass!

Your dad left you for dead in episode one. Shut up! Sweater! It's sick as hell. I look sick as hell on it, and you'll look sick as hell wearing it.

We finally have a gold plush. She's a lot softer, cuddlier, and less dead in a mineshaft than in the original. and tragic death. I think your stupid voice sounds wonderful, Bondi. It's me, Princess Gwilymphine. Feast your eyes on this Gooseworks concept art print. What the hell is a Gooseworks?

Jax from the exciting digital circus dons Pommy's clothes in this amazing new plush toy. Seamless segue into the made Jax animates. Note, please don't mention the anime figure, Jax. Seriously, you're going gonna scare people away. Insert B-roll, call to action, I'm going home now.

Pardon the interruption. Don't mind me. Just a doll strolling in to add a little class to this sideshow. Was that too corny?

Corn!

The Made Jacks t-shirt is the Made Jacks t-shirt for your wearing pleasure. Really key chains of your favorite. King! Your dad's drag a guy. Hi, I'm Pomny.

Hey, bye bye, Pomny. I can take it from here. I'm in last place, but you can.

Be first place in my heart by celebrating the magic of Park Planet with the Knights of Gwenevere tote bag.

Oh, good heavens.

Don't remember putting that in there.

Can it to vary, I'm in first! Cover your skull with a Gaslight District beanie and rock the rest of your days away in style! And you know what else rhymes with beanie?

Weaning!

This is bullsh**! I had bad pick! Keep gaslighting yourself.

Hey, that's a reference to the Gaslight District. AAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Well, it's possible the amazing digital circus!

Wait, stop with the fisticuffs! You're gobbling up what's left of our itty-bitty budget! We've gotta get through this before we run out of money! Purchase this merch at glitchproductions.store! But you better hurry because our special Black Friday Mega Sale is going on right now! Get up to 40% off all items storewide. The sale ends December 2nd, so don't waste a second and treat yourself! Also, you can play Glitch Karts right now!

Also on GlitchProductions.store. It's somewhere on the site, I may have forgotten where, but anyway, there's a time trial competition happening too! The fastest player at the top of the time trial leaderboards The fastest player at the top of the time trial leaderboards by November 27th will win a special prize!