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Gmod Prop Hunt - Revenge of the POOBAH! (Garry's Mod Funny Moments)
VanossGaming
Who wants to play the game of poop?
There was no monitor for this.
Monitor your imagination.
You plug into the poop. Game poop. And the world is your oyster. If you didn't know, it's a flip on the famous console, the Gamecube.
Which is genius.
I was gonna change into a car, you stupid...
Oh! Explosive crap, mate.
I was gonna go anywhere, I was gonna become a car.
Game of... Oh! Explosive graphics! I was gonna go anywhere! I was gonna become a car! Ooh, what about this?
I don't like that.
Do you know where you're going, Brian? Nope.
These American eyes just confuse me.
Wait, I got an idea.
Wait, wait, I got an idea.
We don't have a lot of time, though.
Do the idea, do the idea, do the idea, do the idea, do the idea. Shit. Oh. Oh.
Haha.
Hurry.
Oh, can I ring that?
Don't. Oh, you fucked it up, man.
Kind of.
Uh oh.
I mean.
Uh oh.
Uh oh. Hold on.
What if?
What if?
What if?
What if? suspicious that's suspicious man oh that's fine oh wait that's fine this is still suspicious very suspicious detective is gonna oh i see the other guy
who's that over there is that brian maybe
this is so stupid
it's like clues clues
improper where did the idiots go?
Dude.
Brian already looking to cheat over there.
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Get started freeI just saw-
Look at that rat over there.
Wait, shut your shit off.
What are you doing?
What the fuck?
What are you doing?
What happened?
What are you doing?
Nothing.
Okay. I bet you some detective is gonna come by.
Detective Lirius.
Lirius, Batman!
Can I call detective pigs too? Yeah.
I can't get out of this place.
Fucking pigs.
It's true, they aren't technically police, so yeah.
Where is that pig?
I wonder if he's walking inside a building.
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Get started freeNow he's back out at the table.
He's just quietly looking fucking
this is a briefing bad house you guys are outside somewhere 100 He's not okay. I'll search in the entire house. This guy's just shooting random objects. You're in the pile of dead woods aren't you?
Ah, do you remember these?
The pile of woods. Blood didn't come out of the block.
How many noob tubes will it take to get here?
There's a lot of blood right there.
What the fuck? Noogly you were turning your flashlight on and off. I know I was, you fucking retard!
You're gonna die!
You're gonna die!
Okay, Celirius, Celirius, look behind you, look on top of that wheelbarrow, look on top of that wheelbarrow, look on top.
Hey, what?
You're throwing damn pots at me.
Look how we look now.
Oh yeah, it makes the map bigger, technically. Look how we look now.
Oh yeah.
It makes the map bigger technically.
There's no way.
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Get started freeThere's nowhere to go.
These fucking maps suck.
There's no way.
That's why you gotta be creative.
Did someone have an issue with this one?
This seems kind of...
Okay.
Gotta get smart.
You gotta get smarter.
I don't get so smart.
You son of a bitch.
Fuck it! That bucket is running away. It's smarter
Where the bucket go the bucket is gone
Gone long long long long time ago. Where did you go bucket go bucket? It's gone forever
Damn It's gone forever Damn Oh the fish bucket go the fish bucket go fish bucket go let me show you where my friends are they're right here all right oh that's what he is don't know what you did your own grave. I did it. Please. Oh, that's what he is.
Tell me what you're going to do.
What do you want your grave to be, man? Where do you want your grave to be?
I know this trick.
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β Adrian, Johannesburg, South Africa
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Get started freeWhere do you want your grave to be?
I know this trick.
Open the door.
Open the door.
Hold on. Yeah, yeah.
Ready?
Wow. It was a good idea to live if you blew it tried so God I open the gate open the gate in terror
I was on the other side
You could always go to it. You can always go to the right click. You can always right-click you guys right click them
If you see me don't kill me
You actually got away.
That's so sweet.
Dude, you actually got lucky
cause Vanoss didn't get stunned.
No, you're lucky that I let people get fucking footage
and let you live a little long and then you
disrespect us.
I did. Check out the newest gaming console.
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Get started freeZero disrespect. The cube. I'm gonna make it because they were all playing the game poop if you didn't know it's a flip on the famous console the gamecube game poop we've cleverly flipped it and made it GamePoop.
Which is genius. Alright guys we're out of spots. Yeah this map is already, we're already
empty. Gentlemen I have a proposition gentlemen. I have a proposition. Yes banana? Oh banana.
Yes banana. Now will you let me live for one banana? Two bananas. How about... Three bananas? What the fuck? Yeah, that's five bananas.
What you doing up there, man? Hey!
This map is so dog shit. I can't... I died, didn't I? I can't see. Everything glitches out.
Dude, I can't even...
No! Give me a can!
Give me a...
What the fuck is going on?
Oh, there we go.
Fucking fuck! Oh there we go. FUCKING FUCK! Alright, alright. Ugh. Fuck you. I'm not going anywhere, don't worry. I'm in it for the long run.
Ha ha.
I got, I got everybody.
Hey, look at these games.
Where are you?
Oh, you just passed me.
Nation doob if you dare.
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Get started freeI found our own bananas.
Oh, so we don't need his bananas anymore. Yeah, we don't need your bananas anymore. WHAT THE FUCK?!
Why? I already sat there! Waiting for my sketch!
We found- we found-
We found- We found-
I didn't know there was more to the sketch! I was gonna turn into an orange!
Don't tell me we can continue in next round!
Fuck you! We could continue it, I didn't know there was fucking chapter two. What are you doing? Turn it to an orange Don't tell me we can continue in next round
We could continue it. I didn't know there was a fucking chapter 2. What are you doing?
Oh, you're fucking them. Yeah
Remember that one time at prop boat you made the elephant the giraffe fuck That doesn't sound like something I do I would never force to stuffies to fuck who stuffies I
Feel like when delirious once I've sex he's like you want a stuffy
Teddy bear usually play your YouTube videos I got him I got him I'm already dead wait Louie yes here you look no that's
bad it's bad here you're gonna get to be a right here. It has to be right here, right here.
Alright, perfect.
Hey Vanoss, did you know-
Did you know that you're backwards?
No, he's not.
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Get started freeHe's fine.
Shut up, VanLouie!
Come on! Oh smooth. Yeah, I stuff's move man. I'll stop smooth man. I lost that movement. You fucking look. Thanks, man Thanks, Elias. Thanks for letting me know
He wasn't going anywhere fast
How do you say let me change let me thanks delirious You let him know that I'm an object that could be facing
the wrong way
how much time is left He got it! He got it! You're not catching him. You're not catching that low shit. Where'd he go?
If you can make it over there.
Go, go, go!
I mean, editor.
Make it look like I killed him.
We gotta do something like this.
Whoop-bop, whoop-bop, whoop-bop.
Is this good?
No. We gotta go like here.
Am I good, Delirious? what is this good we're gonna go like my good I don't know you don't look good
terrible good at all yeah you look terrible dumb fuck see you later yeah you look they live you hey hey guys I'm the real I'm the real cat he froze me little girl little girl
you know it's a one-to-one ratio we got him yeah table went down here pool sick He froze me! Little girl, little girl! I'm so good at that! You know, shit, y'all.
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Get started freeThat's a 1 to 1 ratio, we got him. Pool table went down here. Pool stick, pool stick, pool stick.
Sun lagging.
Skinny bitch went down here. Pool stick. Fuck it. I ain't done here, Tyler!
I don't know where you went, man.
It's a pond, he's a pun, it's a pun! PUNTE PUNTE PUNTE PUNTE I CAME PUN
It's a fucking slap
That's crazy
I can't even see dude
I can't even see
Did he slip his little tight ass in there somewhere?
My question is, is how did this item even get here?
Don't worry man
What the fuck?
You are you kidding me? What? Where are you where you know I know I know I know don't give them any verbal reaction their video I Saw my surprise he's a pixel no
Wow Let me show you something. What? Follow me, follow me. Oh no, no, no, no. Oh wow. Let's go!
Holy sh...
That was fun and interesting.
Good job, that was awesome.
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Get started freeIt looked way better from my perspective.
Alright, I don't know if I want to play anymore, I might just disconnect.
If you fucking kill me in two seconds of the round and then leave the fucking game, I hope
that... leave the fucking game I hope I thought it was the other way around I thought
no click I killed cuz right I'm going to bed kill styluses I think that's me
for tonight guys and then man what stuff you guys are both cheating dude how how
you can't use nothing that can be done. There's small red balls going in the crack of a wall. This is fucking dumb.
That was a good rhyme. Where'd you go to, Lewis?
I'm still here.
Fuck.
I walked in.
He was right to your left.
I saw- I saw red and I pulled that dude to- As fast as possible one last pixel to haunt right bitch fucking move let me hear you
I gotta crank this up
Why don't hear a helicopter again pinpoint pinpoint where you at do it
again
I'm an ambulance I know you're here you little bitch This crack I dare you right here, let me see that little pixel Oh my god! Look at him! Fucking navy seal behind him! He's camping! Fucking monkey
Plying the corner over there
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Get started freeHe was singing! That was nuts
Alright, time to kill Wawcat and leave
You're gonna see a game in the game
Drown and kill each other and leave
Oh, I see what you guys did Oh, you know I see you know I'm ready I'm get ready to get ready crazy you're ready to get crazy the spot you guys actually had oh yeah it's crazy crazy on another window in the same way
okay what are you doing there delir Wanted to show you what they did.
Oh. Alright, can I go there?
Uh, here, here, I'll tell you where I'm at.
Where'd Brian go? Where'd Brian go? Alright, make it your mission.
I'm to the left of the pool table through door.
Please, shut up! Please, please, please! Please! Look at him, look at him! I see white football coming to you oh god he jumped out he just I don't know if he went upstairs or if you went to the cafeteria downstairs you
went downstairs yeah I went to the base out onto the base you went to make sure source or source or source or did I hear something at the fucking you did not
go investigate long gone now risky what I saw in the missed him. I didn't want to ghost too hard. But there's only 30 seconds left so...
There's a ghost!
POOPOO! It's on the bench! You shot at him! I made a bleed! I made a bleed!
You did not make a bleed! No one makes a bleed in our blood!
He ran to the spot. He ran to the spot. To the benches. The benches. The benches.
It's okay, Evan! He ran to the spot to the benches the benches the benches No! Get over here! Oh my god! It's over, it's over! Congrats, Pixel Bitch! I didn't think I'm a pool ball either! Look at that! Look at that!
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Get started freeWhat's the point of even playing?
Wait, follow me!
No, no, no!
Turn around, turn around!
Follow me!
In the future, we should make a rule where we get banned.
Like, items, like, per round or something like that. Shit, how do we get out of here? No more pool balls start now Are you stuck? I am. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Why'd you kill Keith? Why'd you kill Keith?
Why'd you kill Keith?
I see them. They're behind the pool table.
No I'm not.
Oh.
Wildcat, change your player model.
No. It'sS! Wildcat change your player model No
It's this evil Wildcat
Oh Nogla's back
Oh I'm back Right it's me Nogla your friend coming into room number 2 Are you in here? Wake up
Two hours earlier we need to react come on
Yeah we need to react Brian Brian I've got a great idea for a react series Totally my own original idea let's do a original idea. Let's do a tier list, Brian. Let's do a tier list react. But you have to wake up early because I need to go to bed early. I need to go to bed early. I came up all on me own.
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Get started freeWhy do I hear something in here?
You hear turtle beaches going off?
Pfft.
Ow! He fucking tripped. He tried to tie his shoes and messed up.
It's so good. It's so good.
These double door things suck.
The double door thing good. That's what I was trying to do. What was I do there's where was I you're right there you're right there of course you think I didn't know right click and ask
questions later fuck yeah found a great spot guys it's over
he's in the kitchen in the far corner of
the kitchen I can hear you right here
yeah yeah me on us
well no he's above he's on top of the
oven
oh I see there is little fan bit top
I'll do it I'll fucking do it I'll do it come down off the vent I'll do it yeah I gave you a chance what do you want me to do man I know where to go I'll do
If I would have got down Louie would have just blasted me he does that what do you mean? I don't sound country. What are you doing?
Wait, who's this?
It's me man.
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Get started freeMe man?
That's me man.
That's retarded.
What a great spot.
Are you in the gym room?
Whose hand is this? Hand of God no I just can be true the water is just heaven is this all right I saw you I saw
you do you're the bottom of this fucking table what I did i not see you? did i not see you?
you sure?
oh my god louie
oh my god oh my god
look at that gun, that's pretty good louie
come and pick a book
no delirious you cannot lift your head up, i saw you ball
come on, you can have one of these books. I pick one You picked up the fucking couch! I DID!
I didn't record. Who's who?
WHAT?!
You stopped your recording in the...
I stopped my recording in the...
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Get started freeI gotta blow my brains out.
Alright. See ya later. No. He's gone. He left the call. He's gone.
It's over.
You know he loved that second half to it You know he loved that second half to it
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