Gmod Scary Map (Not Really) - Too Weetoddid to Play Sober

Hey guys, welcome to another horror map.

Haha, this one sucks!

Oh, I clicked the mushroom! I clicked the mushroom! The illegal! This man should be in jail! We got him! We got him!

I actually do feel better after I drank though.

Yeah, yeah I agree. Let's do another one.

I don't feel better.

Welcome

to Ah Hell Nah Spongebob Took 40 Benadryls The greatest preview photo of all time looks spooky.

It's gonna be the greatest video of all time.

You know the way people do drunk videos like they'll play this game or that game drunk? I feel like we need to play like Gmod propon but on Benadryl. Yeah until one until you see one person stops moving because they've passed out. I just got some Benadryl and poured it I went to America and I brought some Benadryl back. Oh nice dude. But they don't have it here. What the fuck is that?

Oh, I don't know.

It's got some nice feet though. You ever think it's only a matter of time until like a woman dies and then her manager on OnlyFans just keeps uploading feet pics of her corpse?

What?

What did your brain think of these things? What do you think is the next degenerate thing that's gonna happen in society? I think you're a degenerate.

What? How am I?

We're not talking about you thinking about fucking feet pics and dead bodies and Look at those feet down there.

Yeah, but why'd you have to go to the sexual part straight away? Cause look at him, he's a whore. Did you just find that? yeah that's important that's probably what we need to open the door

alright come on

there's obvi- oh first of all guys obviously there's some evil foot because there's a foot here

ah

ah haaa

come on

this feels like old youtube where no one would want to play

and there's just be the three of us

check that door, check that door

i'll check it, i'll check it, i'll check it And there's just be the three Go you're next AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You fucking prick Evan! I thought I did it! What if this is just the entire map?

That's what I'm worried about.

Alright guys, dare I suggest a V-clip.

There's gotta be some secrets in here.

I'm waiting for someone to read the Steam page.

Alright, I'll read it.

What have we got?

The first comment, Evan, is from Hybrid. Am I missing something? Or does the map just break into a building and get jump-scared and die? I think that's the whole fucking map The odds are confirmed. Yeah, that's all you do. I couldn't finish it. He didn't even fucking start it

What do we do?

The mind maker just says I couldn't be- He's the map maker, he just says,

I couldn't be honest, finish in the map.

Oh my god.

I don't know about this one. Spongebob's in this.

Absolute brain rot, I'm in. Today I'm playing Minecraft.

Oh my god.

What the fuck?

Dude, if you guys are 4th reaction to this,

What the shit?

This has gotta be good okay I'm in oh god what chapter one beginning of the fuck dude what have you brought us to welcome to hell ladies and gentlemen oh my god look up no go fuck it's the moon from Majora's Mask that is terrifying oh my god do we go in here where do we go don't go oh damn it don't go in there Why what's wrong with that oh shit Hannah a baby panda

G mod scary map not really in the title

It really fucking fits for this one. Yeah, I don't know what's going on. There's a lot of couches on fire

look me in beer

Whoo

This is kind of creative like an ironically. I kind of like this part

We need this. Oh, we need this beer. We need this beer probably

It's like a music video for Evan

Got the beer first beer we need two more Know what we got to find two more beer bottles Oh fun another beer bottle where no nice get it it was out the back I'll find another cat What the fuck was that it was the cat Evan come on come over here

what?

alright here's a beer bottle back here

ooh

oh thank you

the fuck is that?

oh my god

stop fucking eating on that cat man

oh over here there's a hole

there's a hole over here oh yeah shit i fucking found that hole and i forgot to make it

oh no i found the last beer bottle

you did?

i found that beer bottle and there's a hole. I'm an idiot. Playing is garbage. It's fucking giving me a headache, man. Take some Benadryl, dude. Oh, I got it. Thank God. I do not want to fall again.

Yeah, me neither.

Come on, guys.

Third bottle.

Yes!

And we get to see the ending of this epic map. And we have five more to beat.

Look how I can hear when Brian dies. You can still hear that.

Nah. when Brian dies you still hear that yeah I can't I can't stand this we got it

we can swim out now Wow take the shortcut I think the only way to get out of here is the die you can swim out oh look at that we did it no chapter two we did it Oh kill them quickly soldier die quickly let's go come on do the terminator voice make this interesting This is terrible! This is the worst fucking- This is the worst!

WHAAAAAT?!

Take the Benadryl!

What is the fucking point?

Take the Benadryl.

Why are we here just to suffer?

Take the Benadryl.

Dude, it's nearly dead. It's nearly dead.

We almost got it. We almost got it. There's only 14.

14 more health. 14 more health.

Kill it!

I'm just shooting Brian for some reason. The pirate's defeated!

Wait, he's shooting me!

We did it!

We did it.

I'm still stuck on the Bruno Mars intro.

Just off sound.

I can't. He's literally stuck on the intro. No, it's literally an overlay screen that's doing... Oh. Well, you shouldn't have left man even join back leave and join back even John back. No that starts it again Yeah, we had to restart the whole thing and then we have to fucking play the map. Yeah, wow We didn't do that like I love retarded shit, but that's too retarded for me. We didn't even see Spongebob

Yeah, do it again. Just do it again so you can see Spongebob? I don't want to do it again. We should just already be drinking is more fun, but it's not good for me Look as your health advisor Evan. I say do it. Are you guys are doing it fine? You drink to you drink to ultra I'll drink on your behalf then you will you I'm not drinking. It's 1 a.m. Take Benadryl, okay. I'll go take a better

Yeah, everyone take the picture of the drug or their drink. No good take a picture of your Benadryl and put it in the chat.

I got some bad news.

What?

Yeah.

I couldn't find a Benadryl so I just took a Zyrtec.

Oh, I'm loosey-goosey now.

Holy shit. This is what I'm taking boys.

Nice.

Allergy medicine and easter egg chocolates

I like your stream deck in the background with all the emojis hell yeah

is that for your little vtuber huh?

yeah

chapter 3?

yeah chapter 3

no please tell me you didn't pick chapter 2

no chapter 3

please

I did chapter 3 I don't see shit though what the fuck is going on

oh I don't see anything either what the fuck is going on? I don't see anything either. What the hell?

Oh, turn on your light. Turn on your light.

Oh, it's dark.

I guess we were gonna go in the building and this is what was gonna happen.

Awesome.

Welcome to chapter 3.

I think we're gonna see Spongebob.

What the fuck was that? You okay?

I'm fine. Yeah, no fuck was that man look like you got murdered. What does it say? Yeah, yeah hotel beatbox. No nearly me

No, no don't bring her into it. Oh, yeah

Means bitch, are you forbidden? No? No don't I don't know what that sentence is. Don't say it's- No, if you are part of them get the fuck out you've already taken everything you bastard

You bastard get the fuck out of here

They cut the main power so it wouldn't drain

The elevator doesn't come here anymore

Nice, okay

Find the password and restore the power

I'm gonna order some more fucking burgers

And you need to reach the very top of the tower to its core Fucking

There's so much fucking dialogue just let him let him do his thing

This is better than any Ubisoft game ever released. Oh my gosh, guys, look off at it. Each, each, holy shit. I found him, I found him. SpongeBob, the zombies are SpongeBob.

What?

Kevin, this is why we downloaded it.

What?

Look, look, look, look.

This is why we downloaded it right here.

Wait, wait, are they dangerous? Hold on, don't shoot them. Menacingly. What

Don't shoot him it definitely hurt. He's fucking you dude. He's fucking you Oh

Stop fucking me. I don't swing that way

Now I know why my my grandparents drank a lot. Look at these Spongebob pictures. They're awesome Look at these Spongebob pictures. Look at this guy. Ah, fellas! Hurry up! He's jumping for joy. Hold on, hold on. He looks so happy. I can only hold him off for so long. That's what I want to fucking do. I just take a selfie as you're jumping off and killing yourself.

Imagine tweeting that and be like, see you later cruel world.

Oh Evan! Evan they fucking put you in the map.

Oh they did.

I knew you'd play this. I knew.

Hey, there's a 4K texture of a key over here.

There is a key in here. You can get it.

That is pretty resonating. We jump through?

Yeah, we can jump through. Alright, I'm picking it up.

Got it. There you go, nice. Wait, you just skipped it? No, you jump over. Alright, what door does it open up? What door does it open up? Oh, you cheated. none really not even any holy wine no just chocolate so you Vicky maybe we go down the first door downstairs I think yes yes it was the one in the basement the basement okay I'm coming where right where where's the basement in where the fucking basement is what do you mean where's the base oh there's another oh there's a minus one might okay okay I'm sorry I thought I was spongebob. Okay, right? Well, so we the power's on right fires on right we go stairs

I was on by the way. This is like a long map. This is like a lot of detail this man

Ironically, it's gotten better. Can you stop saying on ironically? That is the most irritating thing that you say well onironically have I said a lot. How'd you go you do? What the fuck was that Passwords we got a closet Been died oh fuck I'm dead too

okay hey we made it I want to try to beat that I want to beat that legitimately

well I see a vent down there it's locked do we have to beat it oh excuse me no

there's some vents down here. So let's break the vents. Yeah

Guys guys guys, I can't see I can't see you need this lamp. Kill him

I can't kill what we just gotta run away. We just gotta run away with nothing. We just have to avoid the sponge Rob, we just have to avoid this one

Yeah, my god spongebob. Oh my god.

Grab the lamp. Grab the lamp so you can see.

Grab the lamp. Grab the lamp.

You're the only one with a lamp, Evan. Follow me. You're the only one with a lamp. Follow me.

I cannot see you. I just see spongebob.

I found the door. It's locked.

Go through it. Go do it. I'm getting gang banged by- I KNOW WHY DEVON!

Right here, take the lamp, take the lamp.

That's the lamp. No.

There's nothing I-

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Dude, I can't even-

I might actually have a seizure.

Oh my god.

Unironically.

Can I reset the map?

What's the- Dude, how does that fix anything?

Actually do feel better after I drank though. Yeah. Yeah, I agree

Let's do another one. I don't feel better

Why does life work like that work things that are bad for you are like good temporarily But then I guess the reason why is because the things that you would enjoy that are not bad for you just become part of regular life because the government don't want you to have fun you know like like let's say like like pooping imagine pooping was bad for you you'd be like oh my god I can't wait to poop I don't know I really look forward to pooping so I don't get it Oh, that's I mean though, but you take it a little bit for granted because you have to do it

You know I mean, oh, I don't take it for granted ever you ready stop sign you ready. Yeah, please

Oh

Shit I forgot okay, okay, here we go. Okay. Oh, you can you see oh?

Yeah, yeah, no

Just go just go Evan go yourself Brian keep the sponge Bob's busy with your pussy

I am looking I'm looking I'm looking what's this? Oh, I found the key. I found the key. I found the key I got the key. I got the key. Okay, I'm going I'm going What the hell is that easy I swear store I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it. I made it. I made it. I made it. I opened it. I opened it. Yeah, I made it I made it I made it I opened it I opened it yeah I opened it Open it now what? Now what do we do? I've gotten to the next part are you guys here? Guys!

Fuck!

We're not!

I'm a shotgun!

But you have a killmode. I'm a shotgun!

Okay, Brian's here, Brian's here. How'd you get here?

Fuck! Fuck! Kill this bunch of us!

Where the fuck is Nova? Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,

fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Let's fucking do this. Open this door. Let's go!

Let's fucking go!

Die!

If you die, you go back to the beginning.

So do not die.

Go through this door?

Take no Russian music.

Oh shit right here!

Oh shit shit shit shit shit!

Kill him kill him kill him kill him kill him!

Die die die die!

My graphics card cannot keep up with this intensity!

Oh shit dude dude the bass the music is fucking sick to like a John wick scene or something

This is John wick esque. I think I'm here for the nightclubs fight scene

Yeah, you know what I'm thinking I'm black

Didn't work didn't work wait Wait, can we like shotgun jump?

Can we like-

Oh shit, you're right!

Oh my god!

That's it!

And then you gotta go all the way over here.

Oh! Oh my shit!

I loved it!

You gotta look down to do it.

There we go! There we go!

There we go baby!

Fuuuck! Ow! There we go! There we go baby! That's what I'm talking about! Welcome to hell. Where- I don't see anything. I don't know what's happening. I don't know what's happening. Where's Boris? You don't see anything? Where's Bo- I just see you fire.

What in the ADHD have you got me playing? What is going on?

I don't know, but my bourbon's- faster the fucking cat Evan. It's fine. Just shoot just shoot in front of you

You're gonna hit it. I can't even this is hell. You know when you said this is hell earlier, and I laughed This is actual hell Couldn't even concoct

Yeah, well mom on a laptop everything seems fine to me He's almost dead, he's almost dead, he's almost dead, he's almost dead, he's almost dead, he's almost dead, he's almost dead, he's almost dead, he's almost dead, he's almost dead, he's almost dead, he's almost dead, he's almost dead, he's almost dead, he's almost dead, he's almost dead, he's almost dead, he's almost dead, he's almost dead, he's almost dead, he's almost dead, he's almost dead, he's almost dead, he's almosted eyebrows! And with that, ladies and gentlemen... I guess we must, Evan. I guess we must.

More drink. More drink.

He just had the guy from DoorDash arrive with the fucking whiskey.

Come on, Nogla.

Come on, Benadryl.

Why don't you get in the snort line of Sherbert?

Oh... Oh... Oh...

Oh, we missed that time, Evan. Oh, where are we at?

Oh, fuck!

Stop, it actually hurts my brain now.

Alright.

I really need this to...

I really need this to end, guys. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, what the fuck?

This is Boris the Cat!

Oh yeah.

I just need to-

Oh, another big pussy!

Oh my gosh, another fucking-

Yes, techno!

Let us do another shot of vodka and shoot the cat. Oh dude he's going down.

Look how fast he's going down.

The shield is above his head.

The shield is above his head.

Oh shit what the fuck was that?

Dude this map should be fucking illegal!

This map should be illegal! We got him! We got him!

Yes we got him! We did it! Just a couple easy sponge bobs. Just a couple easy SpongeBobs.

AHH!

Who made it?

Go on, now run! Get down here, get down here, get down here. Go, go, go.

Remember, use your shotgun!

Yes, I know I have to use the shotgun, but I don't know where to fucking use it.

Dude, what is going on?

Go! Come on fellas, go! I am absolutely buttfuck shitfaced drunk on alcohol!

I didn't make it, I didn't make it, I didn't make it, I didn't make it.

Where do I go?

Oh, for fuck's sakes.

Oh my god.

Really?

Do not say that ends the-

Thank you, Evan. Thank you. I was literally about to say. Okay, let me grab my drink. Nogla's on his muted his mic. I think he fucking raged or something. When did I mute my mic? I'm pretty fucking angry I think when we started getting over myself at the final boss yeah no the timer no the timer part I think you mentioned the timer and then it was gone Wow I've been muted a good minute then yeah I was reading about the rat porn in the top I don't know if you guys saw that why does the worst gmod map I've ever played also have the best music? Today is not a holiday!

why does the worst gmod map I've ever played also have the best music? Today is not a holiday!

Today is not a holiday!