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Have you guys loaded up this game yet, by the way?
Have you ever downloaded the practice?
Nope.
I haven't.
I loaded up.
I didn't practice.
Wow.
I mean, talk about a new level of cringe. He's trying to practice, so he's better than us in game. That is.
Wait, who practiced?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
None of that.
I was just queuing some rank last night. You ain't bang on super battle. He's gonna head start. That's cool. How do you play? I don't know the ranked mode Are the regular way I'm doing the tutorial Done. I have to do a tutorial. I don't know I hit start game and now it's now
No, I think we'll be fine with no tutorial like I did
Wow, I just spliced the ball On the something though like you're like, oh wait, I can't drive on the green I can't drive on the green Wait, oh my god. That's perfect. Wait, so we're all just racing to see who finishes the whole first do your strokes not matter I think you can do teams too. I'm not sure just to for before right now. Well, no, I feel like we should do individual Oh my god, you know, let me on the other team. How do I change my? How do you change your golf club? I don't know you can only change your I think you only get the one brother
What angle is ideal for a golf club? The one that gets it towards the hole Bro like now we're keeping information to do better in a friend Interact with my surroundings. Sorry that some of us came prepared. Says the guy who's IRL streams have trivia questions. Why can't she PT?
Wow. Wow.
That's a low blow.
Sneeze didn't even show up to my hot tub stream when I invited him, man. You literally did not invite me.
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Get started freeOh, first the fucking axe to my leg and now this.
You literally didn't invite me Oh To my leg and now this
Don't really know if it would have been worth for sneak to fly out for that
Well, Brady Brady flew out for it. What do you mean? Ah, well Brady also is a guru hmm? Things kind of tech guru coded and didn't he also help you like build a PC. Yeah, we did a yeah We did a PC yo Join your friends
I'm setting I'm
Just joined you off of steam Yeah, oh my god Actually, I like guys join me? I think we want to host it. I did and then you quit. Actually, I like really don't want to be the one to host it. Can somebody else?
No, you got it, you got it.
You're hosting it too late, buddy.
We're in your-
Hold up, join my game. I'm going to make a lobby password. rules. We can start classic. Classic go from there. You know, just taste. Get a little taste test. Do we want to do coast, forest, desert, or random? Random. I'm down for a little random. There's like 80 maps. A little random action. Number of holes. Are we doing nine to 27? Nine. I'm thinking we rip a nine. you rip a half 18 FFA Classic rules item probability. I feel like I just keep everything default for the first one
Yeah, I just start do I just start that shit without Chris Here we go, oh my god, wait, you guys have to guess but your strokes don't matter, right? Oh Anywhere I'm fucking sprinting My god, oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
That's me
Wait, you could body-block somebody's ball Normal golf. I don't know. No, it's just who wins the night. Do I win the night Wow Chris got first Chris got first on the first one shocker What you think you can clear that gap there I told you! Holy shit! Wait, we all team up on him, right? No, you're not all team up on me, you fuckers! Dude, is it worth it to just rip it? I feel like you should just like hit many shots.
Oh, who's that?
Fuck outta here!
Oww!
Why did I get a penalty stroke?
What the fuck?
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Get started freeIs he gonna hit that bomb? I'm going!
Dude! I'm going We're all the way in the back
You left your ball you should Just West I think I think I just shot that into the fucking water I'm locked in give me a good item. Give me a good item. Why are you good, bro? Why are you good? Oh, I have a rocket launcher. Oh my god!
No way!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
I'm drowning! Oh my god!
No, no, no.
I just...
Sneak. Sneak. Truce. Sneak. Sneak. Truce. Truce. Truce. Oh I Don't fuck you up reject in the swings crazy I Oh Why is it impossible I'm just getting a penalty throw there's no way
I'm selling right now
Wait fourth place. Oh, it's a marathon not a sprint What hole is this three or four this is four this is four this is four. Oh, this is a short hole It depends how you look at it. It's actually really long I love the jokes that you make they really Shoot me in the fucking head I'm just talking about fuck the items. I rely on pure golf skill. I'm the Tiger Woods of this game
I think I just overshot the piss out of that. Oh my god. Oh my god Wait, that's actually right next to the gravel. Oh, Devin. You're the coolest My god, you should be again should be again Wait, are you guys changing the angle? Oh My god it pays off The patent pending the shortcut you thank you Oh my god Wait Chris meteor chill, right? Okay, man. Yeah, I'm telling you right now You're never finishing my fuck with me and you're never finishing actually
Simulator brother, I'm lowering the angle zero. It's flooding time Oh I'm lowering the angles here. Oh, it's budding time The other turn down to the music's by D, but it's so loud so loud I can barely hear and it's not even because you guys are yelling it
No, you guys are so quiet in between rounds, but I have everybody turned down solo cuz we all get loud
This is a far hole That was a beautiful chat actually no wasn't I think that's going in the water. Yes. Am I the greatest Good jumps good job. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. My balls up here. Anyway, we're out in the fucking front
Thank you. My balls up here. Anyway, we're out in the fucking front Thank you
Nice land mine Yeah, thanks for the boost I I'm too strong. I'm too strong. I like only get four. Sneak seven seconds. Wait, you could actually, you could stand over the hole, hit a penalty stroke and then let the ball just fall in. Wait, you could actually, you could stand over the hole,
hit a penalty stroke, and then let the ball just fall in.
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Get started freeI did do that last round, but you do get penalized. Like the penalty strokes take away points.
I'm taking that too.
Yeah, I'm actually gonna take my time. Oh, this item regen, knew it. I'm a goffy. Oh this item regen
Yo push me push me Hey, what's up? You should probably just do the game now. Hit me in the forehead. I know. I'm not hitting him, bro. I'm not hitting you.
I'm not hitting you.
Go quick.
Stop hurting me.
Stop it. Stop it.
I'm stressed out. Oh my god.
No.
That's me.
Oh, he does look better.
Oh, yeah.
That worked?
Nice. Oh This hole is like a thousand yards. Oh my god I'm getting that item to
Do the magnet is such a sick item for safety. What is the magnet?
It's like a shield so people can't hurt you. I'm catching on my balls slowly, but surely. Oh
My god somebody at my ball
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Get started freeI'm like half hitting my ball every time I need better movement Wait Frank don't take that item. No, that's all that's an unlucky case Oh my god! What the fuck! That was such a shit pot! Yeah, okay.
Oh no, no, no!
Oh my god.
It hit!
Yeah!
This game is fucking sick. Oh my god, that was the last hole. Third place!
That was a quick nine. That was so fucking fun.
What the hell? Do we want to do different rules this time Probability yo wait kid you guys can you guys tap wait Can you guys come over here and see the setup rules or I can change the spawn probability of every item? Yeah, it's like no, you know, you know, sometimes, you know, you're right. And I'll admit when you're right,
but you were being a bit of a judge. That is what I sound like.
I'll take the L there.
All right, so I'm going to give Chris a heavy debuff. Hit other players balls You can turn orbital laser on oh, yeah laser on for no orbital lasers a 5% chance if you're 200 meters behind 2.5 if you're 120 and then it's like Mario Kart ish. Yeah, it is no it's literally if you look at my stream It's just literally exactly like Mario Kart. I'm gonna Know that's what I wish I could do I have to custom set everyone, I'll just turn or I'll just turn orbital laser
a little bit up and then the rest. I'm going to turn like rocket launcher.
I just deviate slightly from the beginning that way.
But if you're in lead, I'm going to turn magnet chance up. I actually think I didn't have it on ran. Did we actually do random courses that time? No, that was Area not a random course. I'm gonna pick random hole. We did coast Let's do let's just straight up do desert this time Starting it. I just hit it.
I just hit that shit.
I was literally about to do it. I just got my shot. Very cool.
Get out of here.
This is actually really hard to not over shit. Oh my God. I either literally like missed the ball or I shoot it from 300 yards. Get in there. That's me. Oh my god Get in there, that's me fourth place, that's fine. Oh My god, wait you perfectly body block that ball Wait, what happens if you fall in the hole do you just respond?
This feels like mini-golf What Wait you to wait your items transfer't worry about it. I'm in an impossible fucking spot In I really should stop trying to fuck people slingshot. I feel like it makes mine worry Don't worry about it. I'm Perfect. Well, I mean Miss me. Oh my god terrible fucking aim with with hop miss me
oh my god terrible aim i'll catch you on the flip chris
oh my god bro
so far
excuse me i gotta go golf carts one of the best items the thing in mario kart i think i just overshot the shit out of that he's coming run I think I just overshot the shit out of that. Dude, get up! Oh my god, I weaved that.
One inch worth 3,000 yards. That fucking sucks. It's not a cooked run, Chad. That was hole two. I'm in fifth. I'm only 60 points from first.
This is a lot closer game than I thought. I was told I'm only 60 points from first That's what I said I don't know We're ditching the cart carts over I I Thought you were not gonna finish that one second place start me next to Chris Tell me that's in the water. Oh, it's in the water penalty stroke. Oh my god Am I going off the side But he thinks I don't see the landmine dumbass I just I just riddled this place with landmines Oh God bar I got bar
That was a risk up there
Good pot let me, let me in, Frank. Yes. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not gonna lie, truth. I was trying to target.
Overtime!
Get in there!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I just chipped it. That's what overtime is. I didn't know if the ball's still moving, it'll just keep going. Wait, but how did my ball go in? I
Know the king wears the crown this level
Okay, Devin's actually be hopping in the level right now I'm just playing. Oh my God. I like for a second. I mean I'm in seven fucking place go
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Get started freeYou were trying to sabotage Chris Quick item grab you bro. John. Oh good. Let's shout out in create, Jr. There I just forgot a lot actually aided you can just take this real quick My god, I'm so far behind now I Feel like that is a bad Oh, I'm out in the fucking front pack right now this could not be a better run Oh Shit I Suck ass I suck ass I was talking so much shit now. I'm gonna get like Fucking land mine right there
Dude no this game actually gets so aggravating by the fucking We gotta sink this like that's gonna be the last thing you do in this game Full sprinting full sprinting Oh Oh my god, I'm not in first anymore. Oh my god, Chris five seconds Great one great one. Yeah, good one. Good one. Come on. Good one
Oh, she's me. All right. You think this is a game buddy?
Sneak if I get near you buddy Making me feel emotions. I haven't Feel like I should be invincible I
Have a shield on I feel like I should be invincible
Why oh my god? I a ball on a fucking wooden bridge? That's impossible! Dude I was actually dead silent just fucking full whiffing the ball over and over again What hole is this? Is this hole nine?
This is nine
Oh god
Who's seeing? Fuck Thanks for the boost Oh Guys I fucked up I fucked up bad. Nope my car Legendary up do not oh my god Watch the fucking golf cart into the sun Oh My god Can't finish Oh my god Because I score I golfed better I what if you looked at our trophies I
All right, what items do we want to see more of I want to see more guns
I would see more orbital all gun round. No all gun round. I'll ramp up the guns do the elephant gun I don't can you kill someone the elephant gun or is it just for movement? I'm gonna up landmines as well. Actually the landmines were the thing that were making me think about taking off all my clothes and screaming So do you want them down? I'll turn them down
Don't listen to Frankie bro
I'm still gonna keep like most spawns. Hello. I made the gun spawns pretty high and I made the map 100% I timed that Oh That's fucking for and that's par You got a little more mustard on your job there seven places to get 50 points from Joe stream It's time to pack it up. Ban him. Literally ban him like forever. I actually don't need that negativity on my stream.
Bang!
I actually feel like I landed in a decent spot.
No, no!
Somebody, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, I ran at you with my club because you were in you were in front of me Dude I'm so fucking fast right now Thank you Wait Oh This map is so fucking hard I I Am I getting a penalty wait wait wait
There's no way this doesn't make it
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Get started freeOkay, I mean you were taking a while Oh my god That was such a fucking bad round you have no idea how much I was trying to hold that in dude Oh, I hit that ball probably a hundred times I'm trying but I keep Hold that in Fuck you, you'll never get a puddle. You'll never get a puddle Why am I never getting a video game? Thanks man appreciate it Thank you
First time
First time
I think I got a I
Think I got a
Well, I was just trying to make sure I got it didn't really matter at that point Starting to realize trying to chunk somebody shot Somebody shot Don't even let me shoot it why am I spawning me shoot it. Why am I spawning all the way, bro? Why did I just spawn all the way back? Why is the ball fucking hitting me in the head every single time dude, I'm so far back Don't worry, I'll be at the hole in nine hours Brother I'm protected
Literally get in that's gonna be a penalty Land mine! Land mine!
Bro! Bro! Bro!
Bro!
Dude, are you just- Hit your ball in! Dude, oh my god, Frankie! Frankie, go in the other room and beat the living hell out of the people you live with! My ball was right there too! This match is impossible I'm up dude. Oh my god Frankie Frankie go in the other room and beat the living hell
My ball was right there too Thanks for the boost, bud. I don't know who it was. I think it might have been you. Maybe not. Oh, fuck. Oh, wait. Hold up.
Get him out of here.
Wait.
Don't hit me.
Don't hit me.
Don't do that.
No.
Go to the top.
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Get started freeI think that was on the green.
I mean, yeah.
Oh, this is a good hit. Oh, yeah. we go. Balls are touching. My ball in you.
My ball is right where my ball is. Egg in me.
Whoa.
That helped me.
That looked awfully near me Joe Bartolosi. It was near you. I was going straight for you.
Do you have, I don't know, 900 guns?
I got a thing with the gun.
Oh, like this is an orbital laser. All good though.
What are we doing, I mean My god that the shield oh my god Dude being the backs like a death Perfect oh my god, I suck at fucking putting I suck at fucking putting I suck at fucking putting Getting right in the way of the ball is so fucking funny I Do first place finishes and I've just gotten straight like no finish set that's truth in first, right? Yeah, it is me Yeah, okay. All right rocket rocket. That's how we do this. What?
What?
This is just Mac is it happen? Oh Oh I
Actually, I actually think I'm getting cyber bullied right now. This is fucking
Wait, wait, wait actually how's there no time
Don't worry, I'll ramp the mountain. Yeah, Devin had a quick finish. Wow, that was horrible. I'm having dark thoughts right now playing this game Yeah, oh yeah Oh Oh, thank you appreciate it Every time I Come back it's not a refund So bad I was holding it in since fucking hole three man. You can land bro. Get away, man Oh my god, what a chipper eagle
Land mine I Don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck that I got last there. That was a crazy Wait, somebody did say we could try around where you could hit other people's balls. I turned it on I just got obliterated. So you turned it on Yeah, this might be the worst round of golf ever. I'm gonna turn that on but I'm gonna make every other item probability I'm gonna make every other item probability like normal
It's just regular rules, but you can hit other people's balls
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Get started freeWe need it we need to have some sort of packed here he how are you emoting there he just I just I just smacked through the bed you go like yo yo anybody shoots me I'm hot I'm playing I'm playing your ball back to the start you're dead your dad is that your ball Oh great shot Fucking shoot me. Okay. Oh, I'm fucking walk. Oh, I'm I will Seconds great for that wait Devin Devin you're not gonna finish
Five meters away What the fuck did I do to you? I'm gonna love every second of this Oh Oh What the fuck are you doing, Joe? What the fuck are we doing, Joe? No! No, no, no. Oh, I just too far.
Then they died.
Frankie, your ball's in the spawn, man. Where are you? Don't give a fuck.
This is not going to work.
He's fucking me.
Frankie's an asshole.
Hey, man.
Frankie's an asshole. Chris, get the fuck off my ball. I Just slammed slammed all y'all's balls backwards. This map is ass, bro. No, actually, I have it on random. This map might be the worst thing they've ever made. Swung me all the way back at the start. Oh my god, bro.
I know there's two balls there, but if you could just do me a big solid and just hit yours
I've got you bro
This game fucking sucks Oh hang on I might just shoot mine off the side I just shot mine off the side For shits and kicks How did I hit that landmine
No I'm fucking
I'm such a bad shot
Bro I was gonna hit his ball on the same side Fuck you Got my ball off I I Might as well just start item collecting. Yeah, it's I'm item farming Item farming I Don't farming It was a setup for the next round that's how I'm perceiving this Tell me I get it Way back there. Why is my ball back here? I actually just gave up on my shot Overtime it might roll in and my roll it Oh, who was that? I'm gonna just leave my ball. EEEE Okay, I mean that's all you're asking. Thanks, Chris.
Chris, Chris.
You only shoot me, dog. You only shoot me, bro. Oh my god. Everyone type dumb. Everyone type dumb.
Okay, I can't do this anymore. Oh wow, I really spliced that.
That's it for me, bro.
Got it. I'm going to cry. Got it off.
Got it off.
I can't do anything.
I'm going to see.
No, I fuck you.
We're not a team.
Fuck my ball.
Oh, not a team.
Oh, no, bitch. We're not.
Oh, my God. That's a big. That's good. Way to hit that. Down here, you're kidding me I
Don't you fucking curb stop me just put my teeth on the fuck Yeah I literally can't even get it's in the mountain Crazy Fucking crazy dad devs. I expect I expect I expect a Positive mark on my score sheet for that one. Why did you hit it in that corner Joe? Oh, I don't know I didn't know that it would fucking get lost into the fucking surface of the mountain Expect that yeah. Oh my god. Oh, good show. I'm having a good time with all of you guys. Shall we good show?
Shall we good? Oh my. Wow. What a round.
Oh, my ball. There's my ball coming down. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it, bro. Oh, thanks for being a sip. Thank you.
Oh, thank you.
I'll see you later Frank. I love that. No, I love that. Thank you. Thank you guys on the flipside Don't hit my ball You mind if I catch a ride Oh my god Seconds and a fucking dream impossible now. I need a jolly good I was in my back swing. That's OT again Wait, that's o.t. Jump shot. I mean last Oh Oh Oh my god, oh my god, actually Everybody play your ball play your ball Oh
Oh good boy good boy God oh good. But good putt I'm still in last how am I like perpetually in last? Oh my god the next hole the last one I am screwed y'all might know top three are getting fucking grief I am tracking you down Get away from me Your balls all the way back there, bro. What the fuck dude, I was loving a war of little laser right now Why was that ball
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β Ruben, Netherlands
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Get started freeIt's it's just over there What I Think any sound are we hitting each other's balls this one? Find out that's a beautiful fucking chip maybe a beautiful fucking chip. Let me get that item My god I I'm just not finishing last. What? What? What? What?
What?
What?
What?
What? I'm not 24. It's like 30 Oh my god, I'm having I think I just threw My god That is an easy fucking first dude. I just placed out like nine landmines I'm so much better at the non hitting each other ball move one shot here One first place gets you in first though dude first place is so valuable
That was actually a great boost, thank you. I'm good, I got boots.
I got boots.
We can ride together.
One on two, man.
I need that.
I would have got in.
I would have got in.
You're back here.
You're back here.
What are you... What the fuck are you doing, Chris? I Um Oh, yeah, oh yeah
Oh, yeah, I got it
Put that in there
Place that's so sad I'm such a bitch I Mean this this round is so fun as far as like Oh Oh my god, you blocked your ball. Pulls up with a bullet bill. Does he get it? No way.
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Get started freeNice shot.
What did he say next, Evan? Oh, thanks for the landmine.
Why did I do that?
No!
Watch out for the landmine, Bubby.
Wait, that puts me back in the spawn? Damn, Steve. I Wait that puts me back to the spawn You are so far in first how many extra points did you get for an eagle? I think you go to get a lot Chris. You're playing two under right now How well you play doesn't mean you have a better score On all the way at the start My balls right next to the land mine. Thanks for clearing it
Hit the flag. Joe Bart won.
He's aimbot.
I'm glad I know. I mean, it's the highest 20 ping. He's the lowest ping here.
I'm looking for him.
OK, so like, I'm the host!
That's right, we killed him. Please thank you No way I make that Good shot as a thank you. That's crazy
Can I tell what you a trainer far ahead for crying so low?
Hit him. No, why are we just five seconds? What are we doing getting?
Why are we letting the guy there's 800 points score?
He's the reason he scored so I'm the reason he scored so late
Get in I got you down and then I gunned him down. Thank you. Thank you for the shot Oh my god, that hit you! Oh my god! That hit you! And then he paused the ball, knocked you out, and I pored. Wow. I could win if Chris fucking chokes the next two rounds. Wait, don't let Chris score!
Fuck you!
How did someone still get eight if I had a...
Are we dead ass, brother? Oh my... I'm getting shot at, too. Oh I'm getting shot at too. Oh my god
Flying to you this weekend. Where did I just go?
What I got like invulnerability there that was weird
My golf game's improving. Thanks, dude.
I mean, I can't.
I just overshot my fuck out of that.
I'm in spawn.
I'm in spawn.
I'm in spawn.
Joe, Joe, Joe.
I'm sorry. But for what purpose? Who's that? Who's that? My god, I can't get out of spawn
First place finish with a birdie. Hold up. We drink
Guaranteed second Chris wins even if he doesn't finish
Oh my god, and he goes for the jump five seconds one good hit in Yeah, that was a really good I need to play again Yeah that round where we were able to hit each other's balls was fucking did you pay for a skin No, you know you have like they give you currency you can you can like customize the fuck out of here Now that we played a lot wait truth don't don't blow me up actually let me let me ride the car Dude, he's only sunken eyes I'm gonna make my guy look like a serial
I'm right here, bro. What do you mean? This might actually be my favorite friends log game. I think I've ever played in my life You said it's not fun I said it is mad fun. All right, we ready to run one and then call it
I'm down the best man win
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Get started freeNow we can work on our our short game Yeah, good fucking luck better not be yeah, we're just oh yeah
We're actually playing passive Oh, yeah Holy shit
Wait, we're actually playing passive like Right now I'm not playing passive
But the same I almost felt bad for shooting
Down all right. Why are we shooting each other?
All right, bro. He's gas. I'm done.
Yeah.
My guy looks so annoying now. Excuse me. 25 seconds, brother.
I come back in the game.
I told him 20.
It's first hole, man. You can just item.
Why would you do that?
I went to brush.
I went to brush my daughter's teeth like a good person and this is how I'm repaying it.
It's insane, it's insane, Sneak.
Golf.
Hey Joe.
Sneak, you never brushed my teeth. How did you get that, bud?
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Get started freeNah, nah, nah, how did you get that?
That's...
You tried to fuck me up there too.
I tried to get to my fucking golf ball That's insane, how are you even? You just happen to be in my way
That's why I'm here We're so cooking. We're so good. Why is there a landmine in my way? It's gonna be 100% swing here. Oh, nice. 20, Judd.
Run!
Oh, you got a sneak in the mouth there, dude.
Yo, excuse me.
Excuse me.
Oh, my God.
Get out of his car, Chris.
You're trying to kill me.
And you just drove it into the fucking water. You're... Easy, that's fine. I get that all, I'm just spam collecting items now. You're doing that after you say it.
What are you talking about?
Nothing.
Nah, nah, I didn't know it was you.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Alright, where you at? Let me lock on you real quick.
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Get started freeOh my god. I think you missed me with that homing missile. No, I ain't that I wouldn't get that item Bro, you drive over shot the piss out of that Excuse me salad just for existing. Oh my god. I'm not gonna be able to win now sneak you're not finishing
There's there's no fucking way you did this to me. Hey, man You started before I was even back You started before I was even back
Well, I literally said are we ready to go and nobody was muted and I heard
Look at this. So I just look at this Gordon look at my daughter see
Sneak I didn't see that. I was just taking a Didn't pay attention to me. That's no I didn't read That's like low-key typical no, all right I didn't read thanks for the land mine right oh
My god, I needed a call
Turn to your ball
My god Aiden I swear brother dude, and now I'm gonna run into my I
Am NOT finishing this fucking round. Oh my god. I actually just threw
Seconds I need it. I needed a coffee a golf cart work Oh the golf cart big the golf cart might actually be clutch rock anybody else potting rock at that guy Joe. Yes Big Yeah, you're gonna be in the top 5 Bart clips on some random TikTok account now. Top 5 Bart clips of the year. This happened on the golfing stream. Top 5 Bart clips? 9 different accounts and all of them have the same 5 clips. You go!
Yo, you might not finish this round. Chris?
Who? You. Yeah, really?
Why? Because there's want mine on my ball? Oh, oh.
Body block.
You are a fucking reaper.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Stop it. Oh, shit.
Dude, you're at the start.
I'm little.
Yo, it's cucked, dude. You got to call this round, man.
You're not going to finish. Oh shit! Dude, you're at the start! Yo, it's cucked, dude. You gotta call this round quits, man. You're not gonna finish. You, Chris. Okay, I just hit the fucking golf cart in front of my ball.
I hit the ball in front of my golf cart. I'm saying that backwards. Hold up. Quick draft.
You suck.
You suck.
It hits a tree.
It's rolling back.
Oh, my God.
Buddy.
Buddy went for the save. He went for the demo. Dude, he's back at the start. You have 10 seconds.
I got it.
What is it? You need a great pot here. I had to do something, bro. I had to go. Oh No I'm just like great fucking chips. I mean a world-class That was oh my god, that was top five moments that went bad and then immediately good Yo, have fun hitting your ball. Oh my god Why am I getting a penalty?
All right
All right. Oh, all right
Oh, of course it's joe with the mind of my ball get away from me
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Get started freeGet away. I am like actually i'm actually shooting myself in the foot right now. I had a top five plays and now it's bottom five Land that if I land that That has to get in the hole It's not even close I can't believe this. I can't believe this
I'm literally down a complete hole of point potential because you fucked me Fucked me Boy what a boy
Happen oh my god. Oh Yeah, I'm locked, I'm locked in
I
Would have had a hundred and ten there. I would have been in tied for a second Yeah, maybe I would have had four points. I'm gonna shit my pants Doesn't matter Run run run run away run away. What do I gain? That's right? I'm gonna fuck anybody else over that wants one
Fucking landmines I cannot do this no more
There's no way I just fall into the fucking drink like that
Yeah, there's a cart right next to me dumbass, okay out the car Running down somebody's game My whole bro This is golf. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah This this holes my Super Bowl right now, can I fucking not get up here? Oh my god, that was it. That was the nine. Gee, geez, we got to run among us or some other shit another day.
This game is I'm going to tap out.
Yeah, I'm going to catch you all.
My friend, you stream. My friend, you stream.
So my game is W fucking stream chat. π΅
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