GTA5 - Almost Ready for the FINAL HEIST!

All right, on yesterday's adventure, we stole three bikes.And we still need a fourth bike.

We stole the bikes, we took them to the mansion, and the police followed us to this mansion.

Oh, yeah.

Where Louis resides, and all of us are planning this heist.

That's true.

I'm here.Louis, text me back, boss.Oh, he's probably going to be here any minute.

Watch out, man.Watch out.

Oh, for shit.

I told you to watch out.

I'm so fucking over it and we haven't even started.Delirious, stand over on the other side.I want to see how many cars we can get stopped.

You're only at three.Yeah, but I just started.

I thought I was going to turn around.I just started.

Fucking...Oh my god!I'm still going!Fuck yeah, bitch!

You have lost your three cars.

Wow, no patience.Wait, who are the cops shooting at?The cops shooting...I've heard...You want to see?You want to see?

The cops shooting at the AI robot.Ah!No, they're shooting the AI robot why shooting the robot car beef with the robot car Are they gonna follow it are they gonna follow when it goes away?

I don't know what they're gonna.

Yeah, they will they will know the AI made a better traffic jam than you Yeah I was about to call an airstrike.

This is gonna be on national news guys.Our mansion where we're planning this big heist is right next to it.It's about to escape!

It's about to escape!

Free Willy!Go free, Willy!

It is!Oh, there it goes!He's gone!

Oh, shit.

He's gone!It's gone!

Wow, he really got away.

Dude, the AI survived the five star.He did.

Alright.feel like something's about to go kaboom righty I was good dude the whole time I had a cool view and everything All right, we've done one optional.

Oh, yeah, wait one request Nogla is even though it's late once we actually get into the mission Don't rush through it.I know I know it's like tempting but just in case you know, like, you know when we have guns and then we go into a building He's thinking about it.

I mean let me explain something there are three ways to get out the motorcycle is an option a helicopter is an option and Why are you looking the other direction?Yeah?I know I'm talking to you.I'm looking at the board.

Okay.

I'm right here you have um Wait, why am I sitting like this?

Okay, look, look, look.This is what we're going to do.We'll take turns.I chose one of the missions first.So why don't you guys go up there and pick what we should do next?

I'll do it.So I want to do infiltration gear next.It's already got a red circle on us.

We need gear, we need infiltration.It's the staff key card.

Yeah, let's do that.I need a small loan of a million dollars.How much money do you have in the game?

I have 88 ,000.Are you serious how I got a 1 2 3 1 2 3 I have 800 in my bank and 300 in my pocket wait lose how much you have 80 ,000 800 ,000 800 ,000 okay, why don't you just donate some of that money, and then it feels like more

earn more I can't control it does a tiny drop in the bucket for you, huh if I can change it I will why am I driving?It's fine just going downtown.It's only 1 .37 miles shortcut Nice nice shortcut Shortcut cancelled out I also hate doing missions with you guys.

I've never been good.I've never been good at driving.I've never been good.That's why you only have $800 ,000.

Okay.

Listen, listen, listen.

Focus.We're going in for a heist, we're still in a beautiful painting, alright?

You're so far away from that, Delirious.That's like four hours away.We're doing the prep.What are we doing?

Right now we're getting a keycard cloner.So we can put this keycard cloner on their entrance, so when they swipe their keycards, we clone it.Be careful.Look, there's a hacker right there.

Don't, don't, don't, don't kill me, don't kill me.Break into the hacker den.Hold on, hold on, hold on.Act natural, act natural, act natural.Oh shit.

I'm natural, I'm natural.

Take that gun.We can't be natural anymore.Shoot him guys, shoot him.I shot his snuggler.I started shooting at you for some reason.I thought you were an NPC.

I don't know why.

Oh shit.Yo, that car was sick.

Dude, they probably, they probably pulled out guns immediately because they saw us on the news.They're like, those guys are, those guys are badass.How many were those guys?

Why are you guys going upstairs?

I don't know, I was collecting an action figure.That was my excuse.

Let's get in!I'm shooting you guys.Shooting the brains off.Whoa!

Destroy the power box!

We'll open everything in here.Uh oh.Uh oh.Uh oh.There's the key card cloner that was easy Yeah, this is chill.This is chill.

This is chill.Yeah.I think you're kind of negative sometimes, Louie.

What do you mean?

I think you're just kind of negative sometimes.I'm neutral.I'm neutral.

Louie, you didn't believe.You didn't believe that we had that.What?There was nobody.

Is it two seater?Get in.Get on you mother.Get on.It won't let me go on.It won't let me.

No, I'll go at the same pace as you.You can run and I'll just...Nevermind.

Wait, wait.We gotta wait for him though.He has a key card cloner.

Dude, what is going on?Guys, I'm dying.

I'm dying with the cloner.You guys are all actually blind.You got the cloner.Hurry up.

Smack his ass.I'm trying.Just go, just go.Oh, they're here.They're here.

Stop!The wheels we were here.

No, that's it.What the hell was that?You put the cover?

You remember over put speed wheels in this?

We have made it back to the court.Why you blow my car?

Do we have friendly fire?Yes, don't you get on that?Where's the cloner?I just want to do the heist!

Bring the cloner!

Right here!

I literally have it.

You have the cloner?

Plant the keycard!Help plant the keycard cloner.

Where do you do that?

We can clone the keycard.Wait, wait, wait.Wait, wait, wait.There's a camera right there.That's the camera.Camera right here.

This is where we have to plant it.Do it!We don't see it.I am - No!

It's gonna see you do it!

It won't.It won't.I already did it.It won't.Move out of the way.

Move out of the way.Move out of the way.Oh my god.Run, dude, run!Run, it says run!

I think we're really good at heisting.Who's this guy?

Oh I thought that was a guy in a ski mask Next one will be infiltration gear.

We're gonna go tactical equipment So we got a steel equipment that can provide night vision thermite and the ability to repel from the bell building skylight We're leaving so many breadcrumbs behind on this To the four retards wearing bright colors Like a weed movie Fathers looks like we're at the table.

Wait slow down.

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I got the thermite.With this thermite, what are we going to be able to do with it?Like, blow a door down?

Blow a guy.

Both.Now listen, do you guys want to get arrested or do you want to shoot your way inside?What?Yeah, you guys need to hear the phone call.Raph asked if we want to go into the bail office We can shoot our way in or we can get arrested and yeah, let's get arrested.

Let's get arrested.Yeah What you did players don't wait for Louie to enter the bail office.

Oh, all right guys Caliber chose to surrender and he what me he's trying to suck his dick.

Oh Yeah, get him!Get him, boys!That's the guy!That's the guy who did it!

He did it all!

Oh, damn, we're in YouTube!

Hey, what's up?Hey, you guys wanna get naked and drop the soap?Stealin' a bike.Fuckin' a guy in the ass without his consent.He was wearing a blue hoodie.

They're literally right fucking there!

You didn't take that from me on the way in!Wait, where'd you get that from?Was that in here?I got it, I got it, I got it.How did you get that?Why does it smell?

Why do those things smell?

This was a plan.Why are you brown?Alright, we gotta recover our weapons.Hold on.Okay.How do we - How do we open that door?

Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky.

There's a guy right there, there's a guy right there.Okay, okay.

Okay, I got the weapons.Did you get them?You fucking idiot!

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Ow, ow, that surprised.See that?You gotta be careful.

Hello?Oh, there's people in here!Do you have your weapons?

Oh yeah I do.I got the tactical equipment.Awesome.

Look at that.

I got a blue bag.

What a clean getaway.That's perfect.What a clean getaway.Yeah.They're never gonna know.They're never gonna know who pulled off all these crimes.

Guys, we just took out Dog and his family.

Didn't his wife die?

I'm trapped in here.

Guys, that man is burning.

Uh -oh.Uh -oh.I can't open the fucking door!It's stuck to me too!It's stuck to me too!I can't, I got through, I got through somehow.

I'm on fire, I'm on fire.

Go, go, go, go, go!Heist of the century!Why did we go in sneaky if we were just gonna blow shit up?

I don't understand!We need to drop the soap.Because they never suspected it.

Damn, look at that sunset, we're driving off into the sunset.

That's awesome.Uh, guys, we're being shot at!Delirious, shoot back!Wait a minute, I wanna go back to jail!I was supposed to get a conjugal!

Oh!Maybe your boyfriend can come over there and see you.That's what you had, that your big booty Latino can come.

You're just jealous because I got pool with that website.You don't?Yeah.As soon as you heard it, you were like, my god, man.

Never even thought of searching that before.

Again, so many breadcrumbs.So many fucking breadcrumbs.Ah, we're back.

To our secret headquarters.

Let's see, let's see, let's see.Man, this guy's retarded.

Oh, he's wearing a thong.

She's wearing a thong, but she's more in the final version.Oh...I see.We just completed the infiltration gear we need to go to unmarked weapons or access code or hacking device I think we should do unmarked weapons.

We should just go down straight down the line.

Let's do itI'm just oh my gosh.How many times am I gonna get run over today?

We're going to steal weapons even though we have tons of weapons in our arsenal already.

Yeah, these are unmarked in our arse guys Yeah, good thing we didn't use them at all in the last few missions Towards this heist.Yeah, I feel like delirious would be the type of guy who would like engrave his name into the bullets that he has I'll put those little those little things that you scan on each one, and it just goes straight to my YouTube channel.A QR code?Yeah, you do that.But like, but it doesn't work because it's all fucking crushed.

We're robbing the auto repair?What the hell?Dude, I love that place.

I always go there.

We don't know what they're doing.

Yo, it's fast interfere!

I know, listen, listen, listen.If we all stay away, we can all take them down with one shot each.Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's, it's VindoubleDiesel.

One of us can take it.Oh, shit!Nevermind.

Nevermind.Look how big that guy is, though.No, don't blow the car!It works?Okay.

They're waiting on that they're waiting they are die Do it delirious do it for the money.

Yeah, you only want to have $800 ,000 your whole life.

Are you hacking?I'm a smart one.Oh fuck.What is this?

What are the letters?O -N.

O -R -N -I -T.It's supposed to be a word or something.

Are you playing Clash Royale right now?

Okay, okay, you're gonna kill yourself with that you're gonna die with that smoke get out of it.

All right Weapons lockers right here beautiful.Let's steal them.Oh nice bag.Delirious

Delirious.Thank you.

Thank you.Fabulous.

You guys, there's a girl here with a gun.Be careful.She's the final boss.Look at her.Get her.No go.

Oh my god.Get her.

She'd like to be my girlfriend.She doesn't know what to do.

This is like a Gmod.She's a Christian.She's got a cross.She's a Christian.She's my girlfriend.

Whoever she kills is death.Everything good?Wow.

She ran into me.No self -defense.I was my first GTA 5 girlfriend, guys.Thanks.

Guys, they're outside!

Gangsters!Die gangsters!Okay!Nice car, Nogla!Let's go, guys!Oh, fuckin' Nogla!

Hop in!What the fuck are you doing, Delirious?I don't think Delirious knows how to drive in real life.

I know, that's why he drives like this.Look at him, he looks like an erratic NPC, look at him!

Honestly a fitting conclusion to that ride Just know that I was terrible What the hell?

Why are we out here?Is that was it?

That was it.

Delivered.Let's go!

Heist prep complete!Wait, complete 20 heist preps for the court's center heist?We did 5 out of 20?5 out of 20.Oh my gosh, guys.

This is so we can end it from the roof, right?

Uh, yeah.

We're just running errands at this point, huh?It really feels like that.

We gotta go to the No Way headquarters.Oh Yeah All right, who wants to hack this?

I'll hack it.I haven't hacked yet.

We're gonna send you in by yourself.

That's fine.I got it I'm a professional Oh, it's right here.

There you go.Put your hands up!

I'm hacking.I'm hacking.I'm not actually doing anything.I just did... it just...Put your hands up!I just made an animation and then it was over.

No, listen, listen, listen, listen.We're gonna get in that car over here.That... the AI car.Come on.What do you mean?The Waymo car?

It's even better.Yeah.

It's even better.They can't arrest AI.Oh, yeah.

What?Oh, look at that!What?

I didn't know we could get in these things.You hacked it.Holy shit, this is so cool.Noah's driving the car.

Yo!

The future you've ever been one of these in real life.I'm not pretty awesome We're gonna die.We're actually safer than Ubers.

Did you see that there was a story recently in the news where the car, the Waymo, whatever the fuck they call it, called the police on some teenagers because they were drinking alcohol and shooting water guns at people.

I can see.You read some weird shit, bro.

What other news do you get?Like, robbing banks with cash?Wait, wait, hold on, hold on.Don't get out.What the fuck?

What?What the?Oh, hey!

I'm going to the safe house these guys are people that do high And then we need to search a safe house for the glass cutter that will help you steal artwork from display cases.That's safe.What's the combination?You guys have it?You gotta look for it.You gotta look for it in here somewhere.

Right here.It's right there.The combination on the desk.2158.I think notepad.

20 -0 -1 -58.Yeah, yeah.I see it, I see it, I see it.That makes it pretty convenient, actually.

Open.All right, here we go.

Nice.

Nice!Catch money!

I saw you put that in your ass.

Let's go!

I saw you put that in your ass.

Yeah, I did.Louis, you put a lot of stuff in your ass.It was $10 ,000.

All right, now we gotta deliver, do more, uh, do more heist Ubering.

I like how Louis is like, like our father.And he, like, takes us places and he just, like, watches over us.

Louis, don't make me pull this fucking car over right now.

I'm gonna tell mother that you you went to playground straight again.Why are you British though?

That's because I'm passengers All right gentlemen all right guys we got away day another couple of breadcrumbs We did it.

In another vehicle.Before we leave, let's check out the painting.How's it doing?

She's still really tan.

I can't tell.

She's still sunburned.She's still sunburned.Yeah, nothing new on this one actually.Is that correct though?Dude, we're getting arrested 100%.

How much are we paying this guy?

I don't remember, but he's gonna become a millionaire for sure.

With what cut?

We could kill this motherfucker right now.

Alright, so next video we've got...Hacking device.Power drills.EMP charges.What are you pointing at?

Yeah, what the heck is he pointing at?The board.The board.

I'm pointing at the board.You're not.Keypad.Advanced avionautics.

Hacking device.

EMP.Power.Shut up.I'm pointing right at it.Where are you standing?Where are you standing, Nogla?

I'm standing in front of the board, pointing at it, losing my fucking way.Well, guys, how do you think we did?

I think we killed...I think we did a few too many crimes.In front of a lot of police.In front of a lot of cameras that we didn't delete.

We killed like 50 to 70 people.Next time.Next time.Big booty Latino.

That's a good show name It's actually like a plastic surgery surgery a doctor point of view