Guess who’s in trouble 😂

This is a British passport. You're obviously not British.

Yeah, I am.

We'll see about that, Taj Manzua. Right, where were you born?

Bravo.

Alright, where were your parents born?

Oh, sorry, Sheffield.

Alright, where were their parents originally from?

Pakistan.

Pakistan, we're getting somewhere. Right, so if there was a cricket match between England and Pakistan,

who would you support?

I don't like cricket.

OK, how many times a week, on average, do you eat curry?

Oh no, I don't like curry. No, I prefer English food, you get me? Like pizza or Chinese.

What is your chosen faith?

I would have to say I think George Michael's version is probably still the best.

Final question.

Do you have a connection to Al Qaeda?

Never met the guy. Oh no, that name does ring a bell.

Yes?

I think he's one of my friends on Facebook. Is you on Facebook?

Yes I am on Facebook.

Tell me your name man, I'll come along and poke you. Tell me your name man, I'll come along and poke you.

I don't want to be poked by people like you.