Had To Work Nights At A Burger Place…

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Late hours at Greasy's. This how we start now

This how we start off this is really how we start.

You can't even select them. I better get inside, it's pouring out here. What is this car? What is this? Dude, hold on. Oh no, there's actually, bout to say, there's gotta be a way to turn that sensitivity down. Why is it stuck? A toaster with a roof rack? Dude, why is my mouse unlocked and I can only turn if I click my mouse? Oh, because I got to say something back to the phone. You at work yet? Your phone's going straight to voicemail. What's going on?

When you get there, you start cleaning first. No excuses. If I walk in tomorrow and this place is a mess We're gonna have a problem Buddy, I will walk out right now. You got me all the way mess up Should I ignore that low-key I might ignore that not gonna lie Now I'm gonna say I told you my phones mic and speaker are busted loser

Get up in here Man this place Samantha hey, you made it to work today Yeah, I just got here what's up This place look raggedy. Oh my goodness

No wonder y'all ain't got no business

Right, nobody gonna eat here with this. Bro, who gonna come in here and eat when you can't even take a picture of your own burger, man?

Bro, what you doing, man? You can't even take a picture of your own burger, dog! Ooh, there is some horrific screen tearing going on are y'all seeing it are y'all getting some screen tear in there yeah yeah there is I can fix that by going to v-sync all the v-sync nerds are happy now

You're welcome v-sync nerds You happy? No more screen tear v-sync nerds Bro, who texting me now? Samantha? I've been wanting to talk with you about us. I haven't been feeling very close to you lately.

I don't know, but I'm feeling detached. You can walk, door right over there. Go ahead, go get the stamping. Hit the door. Go wide open.

Go wide open.

Detached? I don't feel detached from you, but I know I've been a little distant lately. This really isn't the time to talk about this, ignore. I'm gonna go top one. I'm gonna go numb. I'm gonna go top one I'm gonna go to the top one chat. You can't I'm not gonna ignore that. What's wrong with y'all, bro? I'm not ignoring that what is wrong with you?

Man we ain't got no business up in this thing bruh. There ain't man this place dirty. Picking up the trash though cause I'm a good employee either way. Samantha oh my goodness man. I just miss us. I don't know when things got so heavy. I know I've been busy with work and haven't been the perfect boyfriend, but I miss us

too.

Not as corny.

I've been distanced because I've been rethinking us.

That's corny too. Both options are bad.

I'm gonna go top one. I'm gonna go top one. All right, I'm picking up all the trash though.

Dude, how much? Oh my. Oh my goodness, dude. I'm picking up all the trash though.

Dude how much? Oh my, oh my goodness dude.

Hold on.

That is my instructions right to pick up all the trash? Chat you know what's crazy? This probably gonna be like a real thing pretty soon bruh. Give it 10 years I bet you gonna be like a real thing pretty soon, bro. Give it 10 years I bet you gonna walk into a place like this all the posters gonna be AI generated You don't even gonna know what the burger look like that you gonna get

No joke cuz you you're like man. Samantha, Samantha, oh my goodness! I'm leaving! I'm just trying to vibe and just be at work. I'm over here working a night shift. I'm just trying to vibe. You're over here texting my phone on this corny stuff, man.

Let's just be friends, please. Man, golly. I'm not asking for perfection for perfection. I just wanted to feel like we're together and we're a couple Oh, yeah, so this is all my fault got it. Yeah. Yeah See once you hit me with I'm not asking for perfection. It's like what you mean so it's all made in So you ain't did nothing? Okay.

So you ain't did nothing? You wanna start an argument, let's start an argument. You got me messed up, I'll hit it off. I'll start the argument right there. Bro, do I not got like a, oh, I got three inventory slots, nevermind.

Look, bro. I'm not gonna lie. It's there, This music a vibe? Yeah but... And this is why I can never say anything to you. This isn't just about you, it's about us.

You're right. Look, I'm sorry. I know I haven't been easy. I can do a lot of things different. I want to change. I want to be better.

You always attack me. You never see how you affect me when you come at me like that. Ooh, ooh, that's a good one. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one.

Huh? Do the first one. Somebody just said, why is it always us saying sorry? Yeah, I don't know the dynamic of this right here. You know what I mean? What did I do? I'm going to say the first one, bro.

I'm going to say the first one. I'm going to be polite. Thank you. We're not perfect, but I don't want to be anywhere else. Trust me, there's nothing I want more right now, but leaving early just isn't an option. Just give me tonight and we'll figure this out together. Okay, I wanna say the first one

She cheat bro, she ain't cheating man Bro she is not cheating

Man this restaurant I

Thought somebody was saying something. That was the radio.

Never mind.

Dude, how much trash? I know don't nobody eat here. So how was there this much trash in this restaurant? This is unbelievable. Somebody lit the tomatoes. I gotta take the trash out too with it raining outside?

These working conditions are disgusting!

Where the dumpster at?

Okay I'm actually done. I'm actually done. You have absolutely lost your mind. You have legitimately lost your mind. I worked night shift at a hamburger restaurant that AI generates all the pictures of their

food.

You act like you're in a romance novel and I'm like some prince. Come home to me. I'm working the night shift at a hamburger restaurant that AI generates all the pictures of their food. You act like you're in a romance novel. I'm like some prince out, come home to me. I'm working the night shift at a burger joint, man.

What do you mean?

Oh my, oh my goodness, that second response. Oh, oh man, that's so corny. Let me finish this shift and I'll run to you.

Oh my goodness, I'm running through midnight straight back to you.

Man, what is this music in my ear, too?

Save my seat.

Man, put my lid on that.

All right. I will as soon as I'm out of this dump All right, bro, where's the dumpster at Okay, see you then where the dumpster at No This place got a drop No.

This place got a drive-thru.

Yo, ain't no way this place got a drive-thru, bruh.

There ain't, there ain't no way

I'm a little scared. Hold up

Yo chill out i'm a little i'm a little scared a little bit yo get me back in the restaurant a restaurant. I got pink eye. I got pink eye. My. I'm good. I'm back. Yo Gunther with the five, thank you. All right.

Shut up!

Nah, it was kind of a vibe, I'm sorry

That was a little bit of a vibe I apologize for first sabotage in the vibe right there, I'm sorry they even AI generated their songs this restaurant is in shambles okay is that

all the trash?

Did I get everything?

What we cooking in the, chili! Chili Oh Lord, oh, I'm gonna have to oh I'm gonna have to take orders. Oh nah Buddha manager's office Hello and welcome to the Greasy's family.

In this short video, we'll walk you through the key habits that'll have you well on your way to becoming Employee of the Month. More importantly, surviving the late shift. Here at Greasy's, we live by one simple rule. Safety first. Keep your station clean and your surroundings clean

at all times. A clean counter means safer food, fewer accidents, and a smoother shift for you and your team. For our night shift crew, there's one rule you must remember.

What?

The lobby closes at 7 p.m.

Okay.

Once the doors are locked, they stay locked until 7 a.m. the next morning okay no exceptions no just this once okay locked means locked remember safety first right to keep the line moving and customers happy keep your freezer stocked with patties and finally remember the golden rule of Greasy's be ready, stay clean, and never keep a hungry customer waiting

hello

hunters work bench, let me, let me, uh...

Okay, what did I do?

Did I get all the trash?

What's my next instructions? And I'll hold you close when I'm back again. The fires are burning. The night is thick. I'm dodging danger, slick by slick. That man outside, he's got no heart. But he don't know we're miles apart. That man outside he's got no heart

He can chase me down All right, did I get all the trash oh, yeah, there's a tomato right here

Looks like everything's clean now. Here's the boss again. By the way, I didn't bother stocking the fridge before I left. I'll go figure. So that's on you. Go to the trailer, get the meat and fill up the freezer. Try not to screw it up.

Yeah, I'm ignoring that all right the trailer what trailer this yo this does not seem very sanitary.

You just got it out in the open like this?

What are you doing? These people are going to catch some diseases eating here. Where the freezer at?

Is this the freezer?

This is the freezer. All right, let me go get them other ones. Yo that speaker is busted. My monitor just went off.

Oh, it's back.

My sound just went off.

Okay, it's back.

All right. Okay. How many of these do I need to get? I can't take it. It won't let me take more than one. I'm going to have to get a new one.

I'm going to have to get a new one.

I'm going to have to get a new one.

I'm going to need to get? I can't take it. It won't let me take more than one with the three slots I got. What are you saying? Save game. Resave it. Why are you getting one at a time? Because that's what the game makes me do. Can't grab more than one. I can only grab one at a time.

Okay.

One at a time. Okay.

One at a time. We got some bacon! Sausage clears but I like bacon too

yo why'd the creepy music just start playing you better relax

you can take more than one box you download this game and you go tell me if you can do it because I'm telling you right now first hand as somebody who's playing it you cannot take more than one box. You humongous!

I can't make it no clearer! You can only take one box! Those fry smell bars can't leave a trace I couldn't resist the grease I confessed.

This is gonna take forever. Yeah, it's called having a job, but... When I first got my job at the rice mill, you know what I did all day? I stood in a line, there was a conveyor belt, and big boxes and bags of rice came along the line. I would grab them one by one and stack them on a pallet and send them on their way. And you over here complaining because we got gotta take a few boxes in there. But you ain't gonna make it in the job industry.

In the job industry. In the job industry. In the job industry.

In the job industry. In the job industry. What are these noises I'm hearing? Are y'all hearing these noises that I'm hearing? This should be enough. I'll get more if I need it.

Uh oh.

I didn't prep anything, so cook a batch of patties, beef, chicken, and whatever's on the menu. Have them ready for customers, I don't want any complaints. GG, what's on the menu? I'm nervous. I don't want no customers to come through. I'm nervous. I don't want no customers to come through. I'm nervous.

I don't want no customers to come through.

I'm nervous.

I don't want no customers to come through.

I'm nervous.

I don't want no customers to come through. I'm nervous.

I don't want no customers to come through. I'm nervous.

I don't want no customers to come through. Let's cook some chicken patties real quick. Oh My goodness the health department is gonna shut this place down. Oh my goodness How long them things take to cook? Y'all I'm glad we ain't got no customers, cause I do not know what I'm doing. Why does it look good? Why does it look good? Wait a minute! Maybe they're not going to catch hepatitis eating here.

Yo, you know what's crazy? I need to go grab some regular hamburgers now because I didn't get none. Dude, I want me a chicken sandwich bro bacon fries veggie burgers there we go dude I keep hearing a noise out here bro What are these noises? Put this in here. Boom.

Cook some of these up. Oh yeah! Is this cross-contamination? This is allowed, right? They're not gonna come shut us down. That's not raw chicken though. Those were pre-cooked chicken patties. So it's not like, it's not like this is cross-contamination.

No, this is good.

Yeah, no, this is cross-contamination. Nah, this is good. Yeah, nah, this is good.

When you start running low on ingredients,

go to the back and restock from the container freezer. Don't text me, don't text me asking where stuff is. Also stay out of my office. There's some sensitive info there and I'm not having you snooping around. And keep the outside area clean too. I'm not dealing with complaints because someone didn't do their job. Handle it. Yo, this might be the worst person ever. I mean, Lord have mercy. Can you cut me some slack, man?

Like, dude, you really expect me to work under these conditions? Like, are you kidding? I'm about to go to HR. I know this place ain't got no HR. Like, dude, he's over here talking about all this stuff. We got roaches in the skillets and we're about to serve food to people.

That is pathetic. That stack is pathetic.

Oh my goodness.

It's my first day on the job though. Okay, when do we do we get customers

Wait what Wait what No No way. You for real?

Do I need to cook something else?

Do I need to cook some french fries or something?

I'm going to throw some fries in the fryer real quick. Them things probably going to look good. I'm not going to lie.

Oh, it said lock the doors.

I'm glad y'all paid attention. I'm glad y'all paid attention. I'm glad y'all paid attention. I'm glad gonna lie. Oh, it said lock the doors. I'm glad y'all paid attention. Chad.

Thank you.

Y'all finally did something for once. Who was that?

Is that a customer pulling up? Oh no, we got a customer! Oh no! Oh no!

Hey, what you want? I'm going to keep it a stack with you big dog. It's going to run you about 30 minutes. You say you want a burger with everything on it, some water, and you said something else. It's gonna run you about 30 minutes, all right? I'm gonna get it done though, just hang tight. I'm just about to give him that. I don't even know what's in it.

There's a timer.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Oh, oh, how do I make a salad? How do I make a salad? How do I make a salad? How do I make a salad? Yo, you didn't tell me about no salad. Oh, salad container. There's something off here.

Where's the salad containers at? Oh, oh my goodness. Where's the salad containers? I'm fired. I'm fired on everything I love, I'm fired. Lettuce.

Something's off here. Where's the? I got your salad, big dog. Not gonna lie, here you go, take that. Nope, okay, there's another roach right there. Where's the salad containers?

I'm fired, no joke, I'm fired. No joke. I'm fired.

Them fries look burnt. Oh my goodness. When is the last time we changed the grease in these fryers?

These look disgusting.

This doesn't look right. I don't know. I'm so sorry I couldn't get that salad done. Just got a call from corporate. What are you doing over there? If I have to go over there, it won't be to help you get it together. was a simple mistake calm down chat they didn't tell me where the salad containers are I actually don't know how I'm supposed to do that what do you mean something isn't right here do I have instructions?

It's in the truck? As long as we don't get another customer.

I'm about to quit.

I'm about to quit. I'm about to clock out. Not gonna lie, I'm putting my two weeks notice in. I can't do this. No, there ain't no salad containers in here. Lock that door. Why not get no more customers? Wait. So I had to put them all there?

Oh my goodness.

Okay, I had to put them all there? Oh my goodness. Okay, I understand now. Bro, how was I supposed to- Bro. This is my first day here. Are we gonna get another customer come through or what? There's a guy in the parking lot No, that's my that's my truck

Cook some bacon. All right, bro. This stuff gonna be cold bro. These chicken patties been out for a minute. These fries look so nasty Yo, that's a lot dude that is a lot of fries though, oh my goodness Got a whole bunch of fries here They're burnt? Customer. How you doing?! Okay, you want- uh, uh, Greasy's Heart Attack!

Burger patty, cheese, lettuce, onion. I can do that. I can do that. Okay. Bottom bun. Put that right there. Burger patty. I got one of those right here straight off the grill, by the way. Straight off the grill. Let's get these stack actions right. Cheese, you want some cheese action. All right, put some cheese on that thing right there.

Splooka, what else? Onion, wait no, cheese, lettuce, onion. Lettuce, okay, uh-huh, onion, yep. Right there, one littlehuh, onion, yep, right there. One more thing, onion, pickles, and bacon. I didn't make no bacon.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness, I got 30 seconds.

Three patties? 300? I didn't get no training sir! I got a perfect excuse.

Kooliddy's with the five. The system went down and the customers got tired and left. I had nothing to do with it. We're good now though. The system's back up.

True!

I seen it! Okay, put these up here. I didn't know you had to pre-make all this stuff. I didn't know there was going to be like, I didn't know people was going to be ordering triple meat burgers burgers man. Now this ain't gonna go to waste dude Lord have mercy bro. You gotta be kidding me, man Wait, why am I throwing it away? Wait, what am I doing? Why am I throwing it away bro i'm tripping

Wait, I didn't throw it either way. I didn't throw away anything that was worth saving anyway, because we got unlimited of that Only thing that's worth saving is the is the actual burger itself because there's limited of those Bro bro, what you want me to I Gotta go throw it out There was seriously a customer one second, I'm taking the trash out out I'm gonna wash my hands too. One second!

Lock that, lock that, lock that.

Hey, what can I get you? I'm going to go ahead and get the camera. The second one's doable. There's one!

There's one!

There's one!

There's one! Classic! There's one, there's one, there's one, there's one. Classic. I can get this order out the door, no joke.

Chad, I can get this order out the door. Cheese, lettuce, one cheese, one lettuce. What is that? That's two tomato. Two tomato, two pickles. Tomato, tomato, two pickles, boom, boom. Okay, two onions. I needed the two. Matter of fact, you're going to get these for making this big of an order. you got me messed up. Okay, boom. Boom. Okay, throw the lid on it Wrap that boom. That's that done to need a veggie burger. Hold on I could do this. I still got five minutes to 38 seconds Okay veggie burger, here we go. Oh my goodness that looks nasty. All right boom

Lettuce tomato tomato, and onion. Okay, there's a roach right there, just peep that. Bro, can you stop? Oh my goodness, stop. Lettuce, two tomato. There you go.

One onion. There you go, put the lid on it. Boom, wrap that up. What are you doing? Okay, wrap that up. Clean, okay, wrap that up. What are you doing? Okay, wrap that up. Clean, okay, okay, yep, yep, yep.

Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger! Cheese and lettuce. What am I doing? I ain't got the patty on there.

Oh, Lord!

Put it right there for now.

Cheat. Cheat. Cheat.

Lettuce.

Live.

Boom.

Boom. Wrap that. Yep. What else? Fries. Fries. Fries. Easy. Easy. THREE FRIES!

YOU HUNGRY! Four fries? What?

Okay.

Grease. I'm actually doing it. Oh my goodness, I'm actually gonna get this order out. Where's it at? We needed four of them. Thank you so much for your order! Have a good one! Oh my goodness, I completed an order. Oh my goodness, I completed an order.

I'm not getting fired. Hey, I'm not getting fired. They ain't paying? Well, maybe they're like paying like online or something. I don't know. Maybe they're like pre-paying with a card or something like that.

You know what I mean? That's potentially what's going on. No, I don't know that for sure. But that could be what's happening. We chilling? We chillin'? We chillin'? Is this a horror game or a simulation game?

Both.

You the new closer? Who is this? Unknown number. Who is this?

Unknown number.

Hey! Dude. Dude. Dude, dude, are you, are you kidding me? There is no way that we got these giant orders coming in right now. Are you joking? Put the lettuce on there boom that's a bottom bun. Okay, get rid of that There we go wrap it yep, I can do this chat I could do this. Oh, I got it. I got the chicken patties ready, too Okay, yep chicken patty yep cheese yep lettuce yep bottom bun again what am I doing what am I doing wrap that what what's happened? Wrap it, wrap it.

Double, okay, I got a double coming up right here. Double coming up right here, yep. Yo, Cheeky with the five, thank you. Okay, got a double coming up, boom. And then we go, boom. Then you go two cheeses on it. Then you go boom, boom with the cheese action.

Throw the lid on it. Yep, wrap that Another double Another double Wait, why is this stream short big dog? You just told on yourself that you weren't here for the first, for the first

like hour and a half. You're banned actually, you just told on yourself. That's a self report. You're banned. It crashed twice. Ooh, a chili.

That's easy.

A chili.

What else?

Three colas. Twice What chili That's easy Chili what else three colas three colas. Hold on Chad would you eat from here knowing that I'm cooking it.

Boom. There's your order. Thank you so much.

Closer. The one they leave behind to finish what everyone else started. That used to be me. Now it's you. Who is this? old closer the old closer texting me no it's disgusting yeah this place is disgusting there's roaches all over the place it's bad like it's nasty it's real bad. Yep, yep. Yep. Yep. Get them going. We're good

Like look roach right there

Roach right there roach right there roach right there. Roach right there. Roach right there. They everywhere. What a dumb... I know. You know how to make a heart attack? Extra grease? No gloves? Just like they taught you? Say it. Say you know all the ingredients. Yeah, that'll be $7.49, come to the window. What, what you want?

Ooh, a small order, let's go! Classic, boom, boom. What what you want? Oh a small order. Let's go Classic boom Boom cheese lettuce to tomato. Yep cheese lettuce Two tomatoes on that. Yep, two tomatoes two pickles two on you two pickle. yep, two onion, two onion, there you go, put the lid on it. Boom, wrap that up, new time.

Okay, three orders of fries, Lord! There you go, and three lemonades. This is a world record! Is this game like kiosk? Probably. There you go!

Thank you so much! F***. Are you popular? Do they joke about you behind your back? Call you names when you walk away? I know your kind. I watched you laughed.

Laugh. You've clearly got the wrong person. What is bro talking about? Chat, can you imagine how cold and stale Those chicken patties are by now like bruh That is disgraceful

Cross-contamination it it is what it is. Gotta do what we gotta do. Why are you making more?

I don't know, actually.

I just kind of mindlessly did it. You laughed when I screamed. Did you know that? The grease boiled and they laughed.

What's wrong with you?

What was that? Maybe there's a way to get this light back on. Excuse me. Why are the lights off?

Yo, chill out.

Oh, Lord, it's dark.

Wait, there's a car pulling up. I can't serve you, I ain't got no...

The sky's grown quiet, the stars won't shine, the clock stands still, it's almost time...

Hey! Big dog, I don't know if I can... Why is that so scary? There's somebody walking around with a knife. I don't know how I'm supposed to make this order right here. Big dog, you're supposed to pull off off not gonna lie. I gotta figure out how to get these or how to how to get these lights on Your car he's slashing my tires in my car Tell me this dude did not just slash my tires in my car! What was that? How do I get these lights turned on? Like seriously?

Lock the doors?

No, they're locked. You think there's a power box outside?

I got a flashlight.

I got a flashlight.

I got a flashlight.

I got a flashlight. I got a flashlight. I got a flashlight. Is there a box outside?

I got them all.

I got them all. We're good.

Chad, I'm creeped out. What is he doing? Not going down. He's camping it now? Are you actually kidding me bro what is he doing? Caught a police wait, there was a phone in there, huh? The line is down I bet he just cut that too Should I try to go out there and finesse and turn the lights back on and call the police He's going towards the trailer. Now's my chance.

Big dog, just drive off. You ain't getting your food. Chad, he's out there, bro. I don't think I can do it. I gotta go for it though. I'm gonna go out the front door. Sorry about the service. One star service?

I'm being tracked by a killer! Hold these. The line is down, I just turned it back on! What is he doing? What is he doing, Where's he at?

I hear footsteps.

What do I do about this guy? He's going after my truck again. This car is hogging the line. Dude, ain't nobody trying to eat here. Make the food, bro. I ain't making this food.

You got me messed up.

No, there's 18 seconds left.

No, it's over. Approach him?

Should I approach him? Go to him? Should I approach him?

Go to him?

Guess what? That's right. Got another call from our pals at corporate. Me and you will have a nice long chat when I get there tomorrow morning. You better hope for your sake no one else complains if you value your job. There is someone, there is someone trying to kill me with a knife. The manager didn't even call for help, just asked who was going to clean I'm the one cleaning up

save and go to him yeah this is a good place to save anyway

did you slash my tires on my car, big dog? You know what, game got potential though. I say we continue that run tomorrow too no joke. Now that we have somewhat of a grasp on what to do. I say we continue that run tomorrow cause now on or matter of fact I should just start a new run tomorrow and bring more food in so I ain't gotta go outside for nothing and just pre cook everything You know what I mean? I think it's it should be a new run. No joke Yo deals with the five a Great stream chat. I love y'all man. Sorry about the multiple stream crashes. I don't know why that happened. Hey

I love y'all bro for real man. Hey appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight Appreciate all the gifted subs don donos, bits, follows, and of course I appreciate all y'all for just hanging out. Hey, y'all have a good rest of y'all's night, have a good day tomorrow. See y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen.

I love you, man, all right? I love you, man, all right? Peace out, y'all.