Harper Is Suing Natalie Reynolds!

So I'm suing Natalie.Natalie decided to go on the internet and lie about the fact that she was coming down to Texas to clap when we came to my house.I spit in her face.No, none of that happened.So why don't you try to keep getting views?You're like Brooke is suing me, Harper is suing me, blah blah blah is suing me, Samara is suing me.

Like how many people are suing you?Like if that many people are suing you, then change your mindset or change the way you do things.Seriously, chill out.

Welcome back to the podcast, guys.I have so many questions.

I have so many questions.

Hold on.We're taste testing burnt cookies.Why?

You're so mean.

Made by Kinsey.Have you tasted your burnt cookie?

I ate it.

Oh, wow.

And did you like it?It was great, yeah.See?I make cookies for our neighbors because I'm a kind person and Cash is dogging on me.

She made burnt cookies for our neighbors, which is an odd thing to do.

They're a little hard, but it's good because once you get into the middle, they're good.Oh, see, they are hard.Should I just throw them away?No, no, no.Let's see.

No, I thought it was good.I thought your cookies were great, babe.

Okay, we can break the TV.

He's not gonna break the TV cash You don't think?

No.Don't let me put these cookies in their mailboxes if they're horrible.

I don't think they're horrible, babe.Yo, I have a lot of questions.

Oh my gosh, Harper's panicking.

I'm panicking and I also have two stories I have to tell you.

So we're going to have to talk to Harper because she's going to keep making noise.Do we do?Harper, guess what I found?

We have a lot to talk about today.Yeah.Wait, before we start, guess what I found?What?It's completely irrelevant to everything, but I thought you'd appreciate it as much as I do.What?

I found 10 minute self tanner.What?It's Loving Tan.Did you try it?That's just called spray paint at this point.No, I haven't tried it yet, but I saw this girl on TikTok use it, so I feel like it's gonna help tanner.

Yes, you put it on just for 10 minutes and then you can take a shower.Wow.So you don't have to walk around at night or get your sheets all dirty.I'm shocked.This sounds like a promo.I promise it's not.

I'm just really excited.

What do you get at Ulta?

Ulta, yeah.

Man, I'm going to Ulta.too.What were you about to have?Okay.Okay.

I don't want to hear about that.I want to know who Okay, we were yes you were there as well so we are playing volleyball.

Wait, hold on, you gotta fill the audience in.Harper's freaking out because Maverick told her that we met one of her crushes that she talks to.And she's like, no, you don't know my crush.You don't know my crush.You don't know him.Prove it, prove it, prove it.

So she's been geeking out.And we said, we're not going to tell her until we start the podcast.

Where was I?I'm going to tell you one thing he said about you, and then you're going to know exactly who it is.OK?

OK.

He said that you.She's so nervous.

Look at her.

Go, go.

He said that you and him have kissed.

No, because I did just go through my kiss count and look at the - Woah!I looked at all the J's because you said his name starts with a J. It doesn't start with a J, that was a lie.Bro!All the J's!How many J's you got on that list?

Wait a second!How long is your list?

It's not even long, but I was just checking to see like - Right, right, right, of course.Oh, can you tell me who it is?

Oh, yeah, of course.So it starts with a C. Yeah.

You met him?

Uh, yes.Do you know his name?Yes, that was his name.

Are we, are we just actually like dropping his name right now?

I guess so.We'll believe it.We'll believe it.So nobody, just don't spam his name.Okay.So yeah, we met him and he was, he was, uh, very vocal.

He was very vocal about that.He, you know, talked to you.

He's a, we talked for two days and he said, I love you.

So, Oh, well, he was very proud of that.Yeah.He wasn't like that.

He just actually really, really liked you and you're just like, no, no, trust me.He didn't like me.Really?

Why do you smile when you say that?

Well, no, he liked me, but I had to went at him because he was like posting my rubber band on his story.And I was like, this is just so cringy.You gave him a rubber band?he was like can I can I keep something to remember you oh ah that's so high school I was like I was like I have a rubber band and he was like thanks and then I had on at him poor guy he was nice little heart sounds kind of nice I feel bad wait did he play with you guys the volleyball court or did he just come up and talk to you wait he's a cute kid yeah he is what do you why are you acting like he's like Nine.No, no, he's here.

Don't ever say that about someone you like.

He's actually a year younger than me.

A year younger than you.Oh, so he's a little boy.

Yeah.

Right.

But he's cute, right?No.Well, no.Wait.He looks like Justin Bieber.

Wait, were you going to answer that?

No, I was looking at her like, do you want me to answer that?I'm not going to answer that.That's a tough question.We're all interested now.I'm not answering any questions.You called Maddox cute once.

He's an overall good looking guy though.

He's a good looking guy.Yeah.Objectively.Objectively.But then, looks don't matter people.Cause then we are in the middle of our volleyball game.

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com.We're in the middle of our volleyball game.And he's like practicing on the side with his friends for their next game.Cause it was a busy court.And he kept coming onto our court to, to like practice during our game.Like his four friends were like, was I there when this was happening?

No, he would just walk like four feet, five feet onto our court, like in the back of our court.

I remember this.You were like, what are we doing on the court here?

Yeah.I was like, what are we doing?Like we're in the middle of a game, like kind of in our way, but it's okay.It's okay.I forgive you, bro.

Forgive you.But he, so what did he say about me?

He just said that he used to talk to you.

I didn't care.I thought you don't like him.Then we like sat down and we got coffee and we had a long conversation about it.

No, y 'all didn't.But like, where did it come in that he kissed me?

That he kissed you?Yeah.He said, Oh, he never said that.Hey, you know Harper Zilmer?Yeah.

I kissed her.Oh, actually?

That's kind of how it went.Yeah.No, no, he didn't say anything about that.I made that up to see if you, I made it up to see if you'd admit to it and you did.

Oh, he didn't say that?

No, he didn't say that.No, he never said that.But you said that.You told me that you admitted to it.

So, gotcha.Well, yeah, he is, he is, he lives like 45 minutes away and we met um with my friend and yeah he was very nice we hung out for two nights in a row and then he kissed him yeah i kissed him yeah It was cool.

Let me tell you, there's a lot of people there though that all say they go to school with you and like different stuff.There's a lot.

They're always going to us.So I have two stories.Wait, wait, wait.Before you start, do you guys said that there was a girl that tried to talk to me that night and I ignored her?

Oh yeah.I didn't hear it.So that same night we were playing volleyball with another kid and his girlfriend was there or something.And she went and laid down on a towel next to Kate and thought she was going tobe friends with Kate and then she tries talking to Kate and Kate proceeded to just ignore her.

And how old was the girl?It's very sad.She was like my age but I didn't know she was trying to talk to me. I didn't even hear her say anything.

And Kate has one of those faces um there's a name for it but I'm not gonna say it.

No I don't.

Uh yeah you do.

No like when you're in a bug you're like.

Yeah Kate's like I will say and I feel like yeah you were like in the sun tanning chair you probably had like like shades on you were probably like really yeah so Kate ignored the girl I didn't talk to her I didn't know she talked to me I don't agree with your husband though I don't think you look like that thanks yeah I think I think you look great Kate what's your two story so I went to my lake house this weekend and we were on the drive back and wait you have a lake house yeah Her grandparents live in a lake house.

You've never invited us to your lake house.

That's what I'm wondering.Is there a boat there?

Yeah, there is a boat.

Well, I'll go right now.

Six hours?

What type of boat?

I don't care.A nice boat?A speed boat.

Where is the boat?

In Oklahoma.

OK.

We're not using you for your boat.

No.But you want to go on the boat.We're just curious where the boat in Lake House is.

Is it like a boat you can ski behind?

Yes.We go tubing and jet skiing.

No way.I mean, if I was ever invited, that'd be cool.Gatekeeping.That is crazy.

Let me tell you a story.So we're on the way back from the lake house.Mind you, the I get there on Saturday morning because I I woke up at 5 a .m.I got there at 12 p .m.

because I had a date that earlier that night.

A date?

What's going on with you?I know.Back it up.I want to hear that story first.

No, no.Let's finish this one.Yeah.

So basically, um, Have a date that night.So then that morning I drive to the lake house at 5 a .m.I get there at 12 We hang out there.We wake up at 5 a .m.

Monday morning I drive back on the drive back me and Brooke are driving all three of the girls are in the car

Did you just tell me all of that to just say on your way back from the lake house?

Yeah, we get a you and Brooke and day and times 9 a .m.10 a .m.

What happened?Um on the way back from the lake house, uh, we uh, we were driving it's 5 a .

m Really, I thought you were just on the way back.

I didn't know you'd be driving.Me and Brooke are in the two seats, and there's three girls sleeping behind us.My sister and her two friends.And we're driving next to a jail.Me and Brooke look over to the jail.We see four inmates jump over the fence, jump over the barbed wire fence, run across the highway.

A deer's chasing after them.I swear, it sounds like I am making this up.Did you say a deer?

Wait, hold on.This is all made up.I will call Brooke.You saw four inmates escape prison.Brooke can't be trusted here.And instead of a cop chasing them, It was a deer.

I will say that part makes me sounds believable.

I'm not gonna say anything.I'm just gonna make what happened.It's like a weird thing to add in.

Brooke, what happened on the way back from the lake house?

Was something chasing them?

Was something chasing it?

Yes.No.No, a deer.

Remember the deer?

Yeah, but it was running across the street.No, but there was four prisoners and then we didn't call the cops on them But we decided to call the cops on a drug deal that we saw last night Yeah, so basically what happened was me Blake and me and Brooke were at In -N -Out and we are because you were hanging out the inmates No, we were ordering our food.We're outside.We look behind us.There's this like really nice car and then there's this like white kind of beat -upcar.

The white beat up car grabs something from that car.And it's like a big stack of cash gives it to the other car.And then we call the cops.But we didn't think we call the cops on the inmates.What did the cops say to you?Oh, well, like Blake took a photo of both of their license plates.

Dang, Blake a snitch.

I know.Like we did that.We did that.We did that two years ago, too.You snitched twice?No, when me and Blake first met, Well, we've met when we were like three years old, but like when me and like first met met We called the cops on a drug deal at chick -fil -a at chick.

I don't I don't think drug dealers go to chick -fil -a I'll be honest.

I don't I don't think I do.Hey, yo, where you want to meet up?chick -fil -a Dude, they closed on Sunday They closed on Sunday.It's the perfect spot.

But yeah, no, it was that's crazy.But yeah, the lake house is fun So what's what's your second story?That was my second story was a drug deal.

Is that okay?

Yeah.Wow.So tell us about the date.It was so good.

Wait, actually.Yeah.Why are you saying magical?It was a great day.You're like blinking too much.I feel like this is fake.

No, it was a good date.Oh, yeah.She was showing me ring doorbell footage of it.

No, okay.Wait, of him?

That sounds like I'm crazy, but I'm not crazy.Your ring doorbell or his?Yeah, my ring doorbell because he picked me up and I wanted to see how awkward it was, how it looked, you know.Wait.Do you have his footage?

It was a great side hug.Let us see it.

I want to see the footage.No.Give it.After the podcast.Waited before the podcast to tell you who I kissed or whatever.So no, uh, yeah, but the audience mind you I didn't I didn't even kiss him.

That's good.Yeah, can we blur his face on the ring doorbell and put it on camera?

No, no.Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no put up one of those little emojis over his head You can't even see his face like tracks, but for half a second, I think I'm a freaking psychotic girl AlreadyBut it was good He paid for my dinner he paid for my ice cream.It was really good.That's so good.

It picks you up and everything Yeah, wait, that's your first real -world date then.Yeah, I guess.Yeah, cuz no one's come to like pick you up.

Yeah He didn't ask you to pay like some guys have no his money or his mom's money you think oh His, I think, yeah.

You think?Yeah, he's really nice while it lasted.Lasted for two days, so pretty cool.

But he's not the same guy that they played volleyball with, though, right?No.Gosh, no.I've been meaning to tell you, Cash, I need you to start paying for more things for me.Me?

What do you mean?We share money.

Yeah, but my sister, she got a new boyfriend, and he keeps buying her lots of things.That girl comes around, she's dressed from head to toe in Lululemon all the time.

I thought you were about to say Louis Vuitton.I was about to have some words for that.

No, she always is wearing like a new Lulu set.He just bought her like the Nike, you know, like a really cute Nike.Yeah.Did he buy her a house?

Yeah.

I'm wondering.

Did he buy her a car?What about a Tesla?What about a ring?

I'm sure when the time comes, he will.

Right.Right.

And it'll be a nice ring.What?You don't like your ring?No, I love my ring.Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Are you serious right now?And it'll be a nice ring?What is that supposed to mean?And it'll be a nice ring.

I'm saying he will get her a very nice ring.You've got me a nice ring too.There's more than one nice ring in this world.Please shut up.You're compliment fishing.

Right.Harper, would you date a sports player?

Yeah.

Really?

Yeah.

Like, like a, like a, like a college athlete.

Yeah.

Like a, like a guy that like throws the javelin.

Yeah.What's the javelin?What is that juice you have underneath you?

It's clear.It's clearly my juice.Okay.It says it right on the side.

Can I try it?Cashew juice.

Why does it say cashew?That sounds like a mystery juice and I don't think...

gonna make me actually throw up.

You can try it if you want.

No, are you gonna try it?

Yeah, I'll pour you a glass.I'd kind of like to try it.

I'm not drinking Cassius juice.

No, trust me.

You're gonna want it.It's the best in town.

I want Cassius juice.

I know that he didn't write the cash juice on it because his handwriting is not that good.

Yeah, someone else do it.That is correct.That is why I'm kind of more trustworthy.I feel like it's got to be good if someone else made it.

Oh, I don't know.It's murky.It's murkier than we're supposed to have.Knock yourself out.

Ew, don't drink it.Don't drink it.Ew!

How long has it been sitting there?Guess what it is.

Guess what it is.

Tastes like window or smells like Windex.

Oh, maybe we shouldn't drink that.Oh, it does kind of smell like a Windex But it also kind of smells like Kool -Aid drink it drink it drink it Don't drink it Maverick.Don't drink it.I've had warm Kool -Aid before I think this is what it is.

No, don't drink it.

Don't drink it I think I know what it is.

Yeah, what do you think?

You know, I do my juice I do believe this is blue Kool -Aid, but I also believe that you probably spit in there.

So I don't like backwash I drank from the cups What?

You didn't drink from the whole big gallon tub?

You didn't backwash, you drank from the cups.Yeah.You had some of this one?

No, I had like 50 cups.

And you drank all the cups?

Can you just drink it, please?

Hey Cash?Yes?How come your ring is on the wrong finger?

I'm trying to take it off right now.Did I try it?It's because my fingers are getting fat and Kate did not get me a very nice ring, as she would put it.

Your ring is literally more expensive than mine.

Will you drink and my fingers are getting fat and my rings misshapen, so I have to rotate hands, okay?

I will go get it fixed for you because that's crazy What is it did you taste it now?

No?I can't what are you are you got dramatic y 'all?

No, I don't know Windex you just drink windexWhy would I drink that?Is it safe for consumption?Yeah.

Oh, okay.Oh, what's really watered down Kool -Aid or something?

I think it's Kool -Aid.It's a hug.

It's a hug?

Oh, it's the hug juice?Then why does it taste like that?

It's hug mixed with Skittles drink.

Wait, they make blue Skittles drinks.

Yeah, I just like can't believe me and him are over I can't because you told me I started the same time told me it's over so the moment you told me that it started The moment you told me it started I thought it would last longer than that.I also thought that me and that the sea guy were gonna last too.

Really?I don't see that lasting.

Are you sure that's all he said?Sorry.That's all he said?Like, that's all he said was hi.

Yeah, he shared a bunch of other personal private information, but that's all I can share right now.

Wait, no, like actually?Uh -huh.

Oh, yeah.Yeah, he showed us pictures of you guys together.Yeah.Something about Palm Beach.I don't know.

Palm Beach feet?

He's like the number two person on cameo Do you not understand wait, what are you guys talking about?What did he show you Oh, the guy didn't show us nothing.We're trolling.Oh, now who's Palm Beach Pete?

I thought he was the homeless guy in the or not the homeless guy, the guy who had a boat in the hurricane.And they were like, you got to know.

No, that's Lieutenant Dan.

Lieutenant Dan.

OK, yeah.

Palm Beach Pete is Jeffrey Epstein's doppelganger.And everybody thinks he's Jeffrey Epstein.Yeah, he sounds like Jeffrey Epstein.Oh, they think like Jeffrey Epstein, like fake his death.And now he's just living as Palm Beach Pete.

Yes.Well, that guy, that guy has like he's like number two on Cameo.That's crazy.

You know, he's number one.

Crazy.

He was alive.when he said that.He said, I've been number one on Cameo and he is.

He has like 2 ,000 reviews on Cameo.

I want to see what I am like, hello?

He would have to be doing Cameos all day.You have 20 reviews, I checked.

20?Yeah.

Well, I'm really good at Cameo.

I don't know, you had a couple one -star reviews.I don't think I ever got a one -star review on Cameo.

I've never even thought of starting a Cameo, but now you guys are all making me think I should.I know, I just started my Cameo!I literally just lost my streak.

It was a 63 day streak for Sam.Shall we make one?Live on the podcast?

You can.Also, in case you're wondering, you have a 4 .24 star rating.

Read my one star.

You don't want to read it.

You have three one stars.

Wait, what do they say?How do you get a one star rating on a cameo, Harper?

My favorite cameo of yours is in the ski mask.

You did a cameo in a ski mask?

Yeah, she literally wore a skiski.

I ain't doing that one.

The person was like I specifically said that this was a Hanukkah gift and she finished the video with Merry Christmas I Have I have a five -star really I have all five stars.

I know I have all five stars.

I'm five -star flawless Yeah, I have six reviews Yeah, I haven't I only did them Wow look at how long ago this was I think they're fun to do, but it's just like, it's like, look at me.

Yeah, you were baby faced.

It looks like you just got your braces off.

I did.My teeth were so straight.

Yeah, wait, let me see that.Wait, were you in L .

A.?Yeah, this is when we got your jaw pulled back.Yeah.Oh, your face is different.

You look so much better then.i know harper that's why i'm debating jaw surgery because of people like you you should get some yeah i'll pop up wait let me see i'll pop up this video for you guys and my jaw now look at how forward it is yeah it's really bad looking like a back truck it's just up there man these are the surgeries i'm gonna get i'm gonna get why do you say it like we're getting squishy my second toe is longer than my first toe so you're getting toe surgery i'm gonna get toe surgery bunion surgery and then um you do not have bunions what is no my mom grew bunions it's like i'll see you as she lives so i'm gonna wait i got i got a second toe that's longer than my big toe too yeah same mine's bad so we should go get surgery don't mind my long my you're gonna be off balance you're gonna be able to walk anymore yeah you should get surgery on your toes no you should definitely not get surgery on your toes this seems like a very unnecessary dang my teeth were teeth and look at that My bottom retainer fell out and yeah, it's really upsetting wait there movie is yours a permanent retainer.

Yeah, and it fell out Wow You don't want them I have top and bottom permanent retainers.Oh, no, I would never want that.

I want my retainers every night.

No, you don't.Because look, my teeth are still straight, but because the permanent retainer is only on the front, like four or six teeth, they're pulling away from the rest of them.So I have a gap.It's hard to brush underneath them.

I know.Why is everybody getting permanent retainers?I thought everybody just wore like a retainer at night like you're supposed to.Because my dentist is an idiot.Well, why did you why did you you got your braces off like yeah, well, um, did you have the option to get a no?

She just put it on but because she knows that I wouldn't use retainer.

Oh my gosh I think is there a hater on top teeth and they're still growing

straight.

Wait, you don't wear a retainer?Okay, it shocks me how many people don't wear their retainer.Like, what do you mean your parents spent thousands of dollars for you to get braces?

Because some of us are immature, Kate.That's why.

Well, I got my braces off when I was 13 and I've worn my retainer every single night since I was 13.What about your husband?He won't do it.I can't wear it.

My teeth are jacked up.Wish I could, but I couldn't.Yeah, my retainer doesn't even fit anymore.No, no, they still fit.But you know what's crazy?I had crowns put in, so now they touch and it's all weird.

You know what is insane?Every single time.Every single time we're about to have a guest on a podcast, I always say the guest, like for Big Red.I asked Cash, I was like, we should have Big Red on the podcast.No, this time, no, listen, this time I was like, we should, no, yesterday I was going to text you and say, we should all get braces and have Ivy on the podcast.Get braces?

Yeah.

You have to get, all get braces parties.

Her braces, braces are really cute, but I feel like for some reason it's when you're, when you're like almost about to get your braces off.Like when you have like the really thick chain, your teeth are looking really straight.That was my peak, bro.Yeah, that's when mine looked the best too, is when my teeth were like perfectly straight and I was getting them off soon and like the chain was thick.Can we get braces for the podcast?I would love that.

You want a braces brand deal?

I would love to get braces.No, because I wouldn't want to go through like the first year of braces where they put like the, the like circ, you know, in like, you don't have the chain link braces.Oh yeah.And just the square.It doesn't look, yeah.

No, I want to get braces for podcasts and have the power chain on it.

Yeah.Just the power chain.If you have braces now and you don't have the power chain, you will soon.yeah that was my peak like that that was the best i looked forever i thought i was so cool having black braces i never black i got black kind of like plaque on your teeth like black plaque everybody said that but they look good because my teeth were so white really yeah black i don't know about black they look good trust i wanted camo but that's not wait i actually went before i got the chain -linked one i got my top braces were green and my bottom ones were blueI literally got LOL colors before LOL existed.No way!

Me too!Me too!Really?You did green and pink too?Yes.

I probably have a picture of it somewhere.

I did black and red.

Red's questionable.You did?

Mm -hmm.That's questionable.I have black and red.Hey.

There's so many photos of poop.All three of you are in my phone.

Yeah, I'm looking at my jawline.

I'd say that looks good to me.Okay, well that's a crazy picture of me because I was 13.

I got a question real quick.

What?

I saw this and I Debated it for a while.About 30 minutes, I pondered it.Is there more legs or eyes in the world?

Probably eyes.Eyes.

What about animals?

Legs.Legs.

You think legs?

Yes.

You are solid on legs.So I think no dollars.You're gonna say legs for a million dollars You're saying a million dollars.

You're gonna say eyes.I mean, I don't really care to be honest No, there's definitely like one animal that has like 10 ,000 eyes or something that we don't know about There's multiple animals with multiple legs.No, but think about it And I know why the answer I'm smarter than everyone I know the answer to don't say yeah, yep oh my gosh is it legs is it eyes because like one animal has like 1700 eyes per an animal and then it just adds up to yeah no it's not it's not because one animal okay what is it it's because of the most popular animal what is it spider no how many eyes does spider have there is one thing you are completely missing right now what's what's the most popular animal why are you acting like this is the most popular animal yeah the most popular animal a human no a fish yes and how many legs do a fish have Oh.

Why do they not seem impressed?They have fins.A fin ain't no leg.And why is a fish the most popular animal?Populated.Populated.

Also, do y 'all know there is a fish that can walk on land?Analogies.It's called.What was it called a turtle?

No, no, no, no, it's called like the walking carp or something.Yeah, apparently it walks on land.

It can hop between ponds.

My teeth are so yellow with braces.Oh my, I can't wait.Are you looking at pictures?Yeah, and I agree on the top pink on the bottom.We have the same ones.

I'm trying to find a picture of mine.

Oh, wait, here's a photo of my top and bottom.Mine was black, red, black, red, black, red, black, red, pink and green.Oh, That's an interesting choice.

Really?Everybody at school got black, so I got black too.

My teeth were so yellow, it's embarrassing.What?

I wasn't going to say anything.

This was the day before I got my braces off.That's so mean.No, actually, that's so weird because in that photo, I had a teeth whiny filter on.

They were pretty white, I'm not going to lie.

I think I should get jaw surgery.They got to cut my jaw like this.

No, no.

And then they push it back.I don't think you should be.And then they screw it together.

I don't think I would say if you were in like some sort of immense pain.Yes, but you're not in any pain.

yeah but he's in emotional pain i'm in emotional pain you are a married man uh no i'll be you know what it's like to be a thousand you know what it's like to eat fettuccine alfredo and not be able to bite the noodle off and it just goes back and forth your back teeth it just goes back and forth in your mouth no but you know what it's like to eat spaghetti and you're just doing this and nothing's happening i would love to see you with a different jaw though do you have a cold sore No, he does Cold sores are my biggest fear ever because I don't have no I used to have them in the sides of my mouth because of my braces and then Those aren't cold sores.

They're like I was metal But I am so scared to get a cold sore like that is like cuz then once you have one you can't like stop getting them right?Because you're immune to them, right?

No, that's not true.You can't stop.

I used to get cold sores all the time.On your lips?Mm hmm.And then my freshman year of college, I was so stressed out that I was having like four or five at a time.And I looked hideous.I was like walking around like my mouth was so in pain.

So I had to go to the doctor.They gave me this medicine and I was like, Since what year was that 2018?I haven't had a single cold sore.Well, listen to this.

I'm known as the cold sore girl at school because that's bullying.No, no, no.It is such it's bullying.I kissed my ex and he got a cold sore.

OK, so maybe it was from one of the other girls he kissed.

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.Or like maybe he drunk out of like somebody else's like water or something like that.I'm not the main source of cold sores.And I told him, I said, I've never seen you with a cold sore.I've never seen you with one either.Does it look like I have one right now?

No.

Do you?

No, I don't have one right now.But um, but yeah, I know like I like literally and then he woke up with this huge pimple looking thing on his lip And I was like, I've never had a cold sore.Like I'm sorry.Wait, y 'all get him on your lips What's the inside ones are called ulcers?

Oh, that's the only ones I've ever got like sour candy and stuff like that No, no, a cold sore is on the outs.

Let me show you what I've never had that.

Oh a canker sore Yeah, that's what I get Every candy or like spicy foods and you get them or germs You get it from germs in your mouth, but do you guys think I should get the jaw surgery?It's this is a no You do not need oh, no I've never had that he woke up without his lip then I imagine having that all over your face Cuz no it happened on homecoming and it happened like on a random day while we were still together And he woke up and he was like, Harper gave me a cold sore.And I was like, I didn't give you a cold sore.Yeah, we were dating.Oh my gosh.Terrible boyfriend.

I know.Like what the frick?Shaming you publicly?We weren't dating, dating, but we were like talking, you know?

Still terrible.Why would you shame a girl like that publicly?You're lame.

I was just like, I didn't give you a cold sore.I promise.I've never had one.And then the next day at school, everybody's like, Harper, did you really give him a cold sore?That's so embarrassing.

Have you guys seen that video of those guys all in an elevator?And it's an elevator full of guys.And there's one girl in there.Yes.And the elevator stops and the girl like starts to panic.And she's like on the phone with the elevator operator trying to get it figured out.

And the guys are just trolling her the whole time.

No.You haven't seen that?Yeah.She's standing there and she like presses the call button.She's like talking to the fire department or whatever and she's like we're stuck on the bubble wall floor and she's talking to them and the guy behind her like says something to make fun of her and she turns around and starts screaming there's like eight of them Yeah, I felt bad for her.

Calm down.You feel bad for her?Yes, are you kidding me?I might feel bad for the guy.

No, I'm totally trolling.I'm totally jumping up and down.Let's see if we can get it working again.

If I was a 16 -year -old girl and the elevator stopped and I'm in an elevator full of guys, I will panic.It's just, it's just, it's not serious.No, I would panic.If you're trapped in a small room with a bunch of guys, you wouldn't be scared.What do you mean with a bunch of guys?They're going to start touching you or something.

What?

No, they looked like wholesome people.No, they were teenage boys.They were wholesome.

So anytime you're around guys, they just start touching you?

What are we talking about?If I was trapped in a small space with a bunch of guys and there was nowhere I could go, yes, I would panic.

Hold on.Elevator.

Crazy you're gonna think she's crazy, but I I understand why she was panicked first of all being Just a bunch of high schoolers.

Yes, those are the guys that are gonna start touching girls.It's high school guys guys.No.There's like 50of them there, Kate.I would panic.

Maybe I just like assume the worst out of everybody.

Wait, you have to turn the volume up so you can hear her.Actually, she might say bad words.I don't know.Is she like a...

No, that is obviously, obviously everyone's going to start trolling at the elevator stops and someone's freaking out.You're obviously getting trolled for that.

I have something to talk about.Y 'all are just mean then.

What do you have to talk about?

So have y 'all seen my recent TikToks?

Yes.

Yeah, you've been posting a lot.

Yeah.About time you bring that up.

What do you mean?So I'm suing Natalie.Oh, as y 'all know, as we know, we don't really know.

You haven't told us much.

Well, suing.Yes.And I might create a diss track on her.No, I'm actually serious.That would be such a good idea.That would be funny.

But yeah.So Natalie.Decided to go on the internet and lie about The fact that she was coming down to Texas to cloud when we came to my house.I spit in her face No, none of that happened.None of that happened.That's such a funny troll her climbing.

She spit in your face No, no, no, like I don't think that's a troll I'm pretty sure we're not supposed to talk about this.Well, no, I'm the one suing her so I'm fine to talk about it She can't say my name legally, but I don't know.I'm pretty sure we weren't supposed to say your name No, she's not where she keeps calling you Harper Ziemler.I'm gonna talk about it.Okay, you talk about it.

All right Keep talking.

Well, no, Natalie, she made up this whole lie that.She came to my house and we declined her and she brought my mom to it.My mom does not need to be in your drama Sorry, this is my crash out video and it's time.

I expose the truth the other week I flew across the country to texas to collab with another famous tiktoker named harper zindler And I want to share my side of the story about the horrible things that went down before the internet tries cancelling me yet again Because I am tired of this I plan to collab with harper for over five months and the day that I flew into her apartmenthometown She completely stopped answering me and went ghost after waiting around the entire day I didn't know what to do So I decided to show up to her house and that's where things got ugly after knocking on the door for over five minutes Harper's mom comes out and tells me that I need to leave their property Otherwise, they're gonna call the cops didn't even give me an explanation as to why she didn't want me there a girl I came all the way to Texas to see you and now you're telling me to leave things started to escalate really quickly and Me and the mom were yelling back and forth at each other and that's where Harper came to the front door and I accidentally spit in Harper's face Accidentally and I just want to make this clear.I didn't do this on purpose It was an accident while I was yelling and I'm being sued for this entire situation, which is just crazy I can't control saliva flying out of my mouth and Harper if you want to sue me I'll gladly see you in court.And I hope you guys can understand my side of the story.

Goodbye The truth will come out like No, it will.

I did watch the video where she said your mom was like yelling at her.And I was like nothing.

I've never expected more from you.

No, like my mom wouldn't do that.

Harper's mom, you're going to yell at Natalie Brendel.

Should we tell them about like, are we going to say that in another episode or should we tell them?

Uh, what?Well, I don't know how much you can really say.He has a cold sore, bro.

She's shaming you for having a cold sore after she just said that she didn't want people to shame her for having a cold sore.Well, I've never had one.

Yeah, at least I'm not a cold sore girl.

Okay.You probably got one from like drinking after PAPE or something.After PAPE?You drink after PAPE?And you drink after they catch you straight, so I'm not even here.Can I say the thing about chaser is that not good to share on the internet what things

The thing about what came to our house the other day?No.Oh.

I want to talk more about what we're not supposed to talk about.

I don't think we can say a lot about it, but I am suing her.The news is out.Wait, are you actually mad at her?I am mad at her.

I mean, yeah, I think if you're getting sued, they're normally pretty upset.

She's making false reports about me and she's going in front of a court acting like she is getting sued when the court is like next month.So.

Well, here's the thing.The court hearing.I don't even know how much you're going to be able to do about it because she doesn't even live in the same state.All America, my guy.It's all man. I live in Guatemala.Yeah, but you're.

Yeah.Well, depending on the level of like threat, like they're not going to be.And why is her?Well, take it to the Supreme Court.

Don't you want to keep getting me?She's like, Brooke is suing me.Harper's suing me.But what's suing me?Samara's suing me.Like how many people are suing you?

Like if that many people are suing you, then change your mindset or change the way you do things, because obviously change your mindset, man.Yeah.

Stop thinking about getting sued.Like, seriously, it's all about mindset.

Wait, what were you invited on the podcast?

And I'll settle it out.

No, I'm not inviting her on the podcast.If she comes on the podcast, I'm I'm going away.Well, I have a question.

So when she posted the video saying that she like came to your house and spit on you or something or whatever happened, did you know she was going to post that?

No, I had no idea.So then I was like, if you're going to post something about me, I'll post something about you.And look, his video did better.

Oh, word.

All righty.Oh, man.

Now the Reynolds do be eaten, though.

Yeah, she.

Yeah, she's pretty good.

Yeah, she's probably going to pass me followers soon.But thank you for nine million.I hit nine million.I hit nine million followers.

Wow, man. I hit nine million.Congratulations.But you really shouldn't have said that.Why?Now she's going to be like, I made you our resume.

I got you to nine million.But you know, she has been like trying to get in this community for a while.while and community, the social media, you know, the social media community.And now she's finally actually what do you mean by trying?Well, she hung out like Jack Daugherty or what's his name?Jack Daugherty.

That's good enough.

He hung out with him for a while or she hung on him for a while.Then she tried to drown a homeless lady in a lake.And now she's here.Do you think she actually did that?Or you think that was just like, yeah, I know.I know she did.

Yeah.Unfortunately, I think she did.

My favorite video though.

Hey, cut to like a quick little clip of her doing that.

Ready?My favorite video, though, of hers was, gosh, I don't know who she was talking about.

Kate, we're not reminiscing on it.

No, no, no.She was beeping about it was somebody.And she's like, and you know what?Yeah, I did dare a homeless lady to jump into a pool who couldn't swim.And I've learned from my mistakes.And I've said I'm sorry.

That's what matters, right?

It was just such an absurd statement.It was like, that doesn't even sound like real life.Imagining a cousin, but you haven't learned from your mistakes.Wait, who was talking about?I don't know.One of the other girls she's beefing with at one point.

Seriously.Chill out.

Yeah.Chill out, bro.

Okay.If Natalie Reynolds is watching this right now, what do you have to say to her?Oh, no.

Oh, I don't know if you should ask that.That's a talk audio.It's like, I hope we're still friends.Yeah.I hope you don't mind.

Yeah.No, seriously.I don't have much to say.Exactly.

Reynolds.If you're watching this, this is a message for you.

Yeah low -key Wait, who do you think wins in a fight?Oh my gosh me all the way you think she's tiny like yeah, I'm winning I do I do I want to be on your side.

No, no, why would you think she would win?

What makes you think?I don't know.I think she just might be a taller human being.No.Yeah, is she not taller than you?I feel like she's probably my height.

I feel like she's definitely gone in like a street fight.

I feel like she's taller than you, and I feel like she's also a little more, I mean, she's the tallest person in the world.

Do you remember that video that she made where she like got her back pierced?That like, that takes some bravery.I got my back pierced.

Right.

No, she had like 20 piercings in her back though.What?Y 'all never saw that video?No.

Yeah, she got - The corset piercings?

I don't think that was fake, Harper.Let me see.

Oh, Kinsey, did you get got?

Maybe I got got, but man, that looked real.Got got.That's the very first video I saw of hers.Man.

Yeah, I think I mean, maybe she's not as tall as I think she is, but.She seems tall.

Well, I'm on your podcast and you should be on my side.No, you're on my podcast, so you should be on my side.

Yeah, but if we're in the fighting ring, then I'm going to be on the other side.Don't worry, Harper.

Me and Kinsey will be your water girls.And in between, what's it called?Sets?Or rounds?In between rounds, we'll wipe your sweat off.We'll put Vaseline on your face.

And I'll be the ring girl.

She's gaining followers like wildfire.

You shouldn't be giving her all the attention.

No, I'm serious.Oh my gosh, she's cooking no last week.

She's at 6 .5 million and now she's at 7 .5 million Harper's like low -key like she's getting so many views Amazed by her like what is this 11 million views for this?

What do you I mean?She's she's hacked the system She's winning a life right now blazing her.I mean, I think you can sue her and she'll still have so much money left I don't even think she cares.I don't even think she cares.

Okay.Hey, let's be real Kenzie who wins a fight Natalie or Harper?I can't say Oh, no, what Natalie?All right one point Natalie Kate Harper.Yeah, one point Harper.

Yeah, she's no because I didn't say I don't know I thinkHarper's gonna take those claws and poke them in her eyes or something That's true.

That'll that'll do her.Yeah, just poke her in the eyes and then you win.I'm team Harper cuz she got the team Harper Okay, I can't it's already votes already locked.

Oh, yeah, but you voted already Zero both Natalie Uh, yeah, but Kinsey voted.Oh, wait, what's your mom's vote was also you?What?No.Oh, no.Oh, well, there's takebacks.

Don't worry.

What?There's not takebacks for me.

What do you want to vote for?Listen, I said my name.You know, that's about right.I will be in your corner.Oh, I want you to know that Natalie.But but I have to put money on Polly market.

I don't know if I can take you.

Oh my gosh, wait, if there's an actual boxing match there would be bets running.

Yeah, I don't know if I would bet on you.Who are you putting your money on, Matt?I probably wouldn't bet.

What would your first move be?This will answer it.What would your first move be?I'd grab her head and put my claws in her eyes.

You have gloves on.

Okay, then I, uh...

Try that on Cash real quick.

Wait, she doesn't get to use her fingernails?

No, there's gloves.

Harper this is not good.

No, then I go behind her and I can bring her down.

I'm like, oh, that's the move You got to take her ankles out.So she's on the ground UFC fighting No, I think you should put boxing gloves on and show us what you do on cash No, that's okay.

I can, I could.You could do that.Why is your vote not me if you're too scared?Yeah, well, I don't really want anyone to hit me right now.Yeah, no, I would love it.Hey, she might fix your jaw.

Maybe she's just fine my book First you must display your talent skills.Yeah.Okay, so display something.

You're my test dummy.No, just use the air maybe Wait, hold on.

I'm pretty sure you just did the renegade.

I don't think Let's see that again I fought cash in my dream the other night and I won Okay, really?So yes, I did.You fought me in your dream and won?Why are we all fighting?I believe that.That seems like a biased dream.

No, listen, we're on the podcast and he turns and he looks at me and he's like, you don't even belong here Kinsey, you suck.And I was like, no you suck!

And then it was a big heated argument, and then I just kicked him in the shins, and he fell to the ground Like party like I'll be honest you don't want Kinsey to kick you in the shin.No not with a shoe on no um No, I'd have shoes on when you fight your boxing shoes Really?

The ones I wore for the Pirates.

No, not in UFC like they won.

Yo, when I think about it, we really should have choreographed for the whole tour, just like a dance of us doing Piper Rockwell, because like.

I don't think that would have been good.We would have been like Piper Rockwell.Piper Rockwell?It would not look good.

No, it would look very cheesy.

Trust me, we don't want that.

Trust me, we look like the Dingleberries.What's more cheesy is dancing up on stage, not knowing what you're doing.So you're like Piper Rockwell.Wait, what's those people's names?Wait, what?

I was trying to say we look like, what's the, Teletubbies.

Do you feel like your Queen B live performance was cheesy?Yes.Really?What?I thought it was so fun.It was fun, yeah.

it was fun when all the kids were screaming, but like at the end of the performance when they don't know the words.

No, there were a few crowds that were looking a little bleak.

What?Yeah.

Really?They liked it.It was just a fun, entertaining thing to do.

Oh.Yeah.

What time is it?I guess our guest is here.

uh our next guest oh um wait is it natalie no no would you be cool if we had her on no seriously please please please please be good for the program okay and if you've surprised me with her i will be throwing punches our next guest is here so i do think we have to end this episode right should we just say you need to but we need honestly we need natalie to just stop yeah we need to stop right now stop what everything she's doing just stop you idiot You idiot.

You idiot.

Oh, wow.You really got her with that one.We'll put that one in the intro.

Yeah.I don't know if that can be in your Harper's walkout.Just stop, you idiot.

Harper Zilmer, everybody.

OK, well, guys, our guests just got here for the next episode, so we're going to go ahead and end it here.Is there anything you want to say to Natalie before we get off?

I'll fight you.Deal the death.Oh.

Put that in the intro.We'll probably cut the smile, though.Maybe we can AI you frowning.

We're going to have to teach Harper how to fight.Yeah.We'll see you guys next time.Bye.