HE WANTS TO WEAR MY SKIN?! [Skinfreak]

LOCK IT!

Skin Freak! Oh sh- I thought it was the loading screen. We're in the game? While I'm just in a f***ing elevator? Oh my god, wait, no, this is the loading screen. Load game? Don't have a load game. Let's do new game.

Ooh.

I thought this was a, like, a story horror. Why am I just walking into a dark hallway? Oh That was me spawning in am I max I just yawned

How's how's the audio?

What do you think I'm getting a degree in?

I'm a taxi driver?

Hopefully Jerry doesn't know I'm late. I'm a taxi driver. What are the qualifications to become a taxi driver, by the way? Just having a license, is that it? Do you apply to some organization? Because I feel like taxi drivers are effectively non-existent

anymore Jerry oh am I gonna get murdered right now and then we're gonna actually flash to the game oh my god Oh Maximilian is he shirtless or is that just like a very fit very fitting Oh, hey, Jerry, just grabbing my keys.

Pfft.

Thought you sneaked by old Jerry, did you?

Nah, it's not like that, Jerry.

I was just...

You keep this up, I'll have you back to selling that second-rate stank hole of yours

behind the liquor store again.

I used to be a prostitute, and I would sell my butthole to customers outside of the liquor store. That's where Jerry found me. Giving out those two for one spitting stick deals.

Feel me? Yeah, two for one Fridays.

That was a great deal.

Got a lot of customers then. I don't know why you're being so judgmental here, Jerry. I made a quick buck there. Yeah, sure, Jerry. Won't happen again. Good. That was a great deal. Got a lot of customers then. I don't know why you're being so judgmental here, Jerry. I made a quick buck there.

Yeah, sure, Jerry. Won't happen again.

Good. Now go out there and give me my money.

Ho.

Did he just touch my dick? What the fuck was that? Or did he just push me? Why is he acting like he's like a pimp? I'm a fucking taxi driver. What the hell? That made no sense.

I don't know where I'm going. How do I leave? Oh, probably the fucking garage exit. Gotta make mad money driving people three blocks. Chat, when was the last time y'all took a taxi? Not an Uber ride, not a Lyft, a taxi. Three years ago. Three years ago I took a taxi in North Carolina from the airport because I couldn't catch an Uber and there was a taxi driver waiting. That was the first and only time I have ever taken a taxi. I should take a right. Last call at the bar just ended so I'm sure I'll have a customer. Unless they're doing a little

bit of booze cruising, eh? I don't know where the liquor store is so I guess I'm just driving until I see a fucking person just around town I get a taxi home when I'm drunk I feel like you got to really live in a big city to get a taxi is that crazy? Like and even then Ubers are cheaper Hey buddy! This guy's this guy's vomiting in the car. Just look at his face. I can already tell you.

Are you controlling that? Yeah, I was just driving the car.

Yeah. What's the charge if I piss on the seat? Hmm.

I don't know. Vomit's usually like 50 bucks, but I feel like pee's not as bad. It really depends how much you piss. How full's your bladder?

I don't know how much a knuckle sandwich cost these days now worth the first place son double then the old

water tower McPherson placed by the old water tower hopefully I could fucking find that shit I have no idea where that is. I just spawned into this city. Dead 100%. I don't think I'm gonna die. This guy's not gonna kill me.

I think that guy dies for sure. But I think I ditch him. He said McPherson by the Old Water Tower. Chat, where do you think I need to go? I'm gonna just drive straight. I'm gonna drive straight until I feel like it's probably gonna give me some sort of direction Or tell me I shouldn't go down some street. What's this about?

It's about some serial killer, but we're spawning in the game right now is a guy named Max I'm a taxi driver that's trying to get enough money to pay for a college degree So I don't have to work this anymore. My boss Jerry pulled me out of the street I used to be a prostitute selling two for ones chat. Do we go that's the bar right there So I'm assuming I gotta go left. What degree do you think I'm gonna get? Surely something useful no water tower, bro. I have no idea where I'm supposed to go. He said McPherson Street Oh, oh my god right by the old water tower

fucking spotted that shit

Yeah, yeah pull in this parking lot

You live here? This looks like a warehouse.

What is, what's going on?

Thanks amigo. A dollar fifty.

A dollar fifty?

I'm cooked. I'm cooked. I'm never making enough for college. What year is this? 1930? A dollar fifty?

Bro, you should be char- I don't even care if that's half a mile. That should be like a a dollar 50 bro. You should be char I don't even care if that's half a mile That should be like a $20 uber ride. It's taller. Oh my god. He's complaining

inflation these days

there you go a

Dollar 50 breath. That's so cheap. There was one time. I was really drunk and I took an uber ride 0.4 miles

All right, better get back to it

It was $5. It was a $5 Uber ride. And I tipped him like $20. It was like 3 in the morning. It was cold outside. It was cold outside. I was standing at like some Air BnB. I was like, bro, you are a goat.

Thank you for picking me up, man. He just passed out right in front of it. I'm not gonna help him that guy surely gets murdered. You think we'll see somebody like walk up to him. Probably not All right, let's just drive back. Oh, wait. Do you think I drive back now or do I keep like trying to pick people up? I don't know. I'm gonna see if I drive back. Maybe that's the day's work. No idea where I'm going. Oh my god radio Freestyle?

No.

Um, they call me Max. Used to sell my ass outside of the liquor store. Shit. Oh my God.

I just crashed the car.

No, I can't freestyle, bro. I think I would. I think I would die on the inside if I ever had to do a freestyle competition. Oh my god, I can change the radio? I thought it was just gonna be one station. This is some nice ass lo-fi.

Oh, you think I go back to the bar? That would make a lot of sense. There's a casino. I don't know where the fuck anything is. I'm just aimlessly driving around. I think the fuck anything is. I'm just like aimlessly driving around. I think the bars black

Oh, you just got to keep driving around and looking for customers I don't know why I'm confused because that's literally what a taxi driver's job is. I'm a fucking idiot. I'm scared play something else. I Wish I was like dashi games and knew how to rap. Then I'd be a badass.

Silly Millies.

Alright, turn the radio off. It's distracting my driving. Oh my god, look. A customer. Hello, sir. Are you just getting off a late night of work? I see you have a briefcase. You must be a professional.

A tunnel? I see you have a briefcase you must be a professional The tunnel

Make haste before I anger No, stop asking me questions. I've left that lifestyle.

No.

Okay, $40.

Oh, no, I still have a while left on my shift.

$40. You can put it anywhere. Ah, fuck!

Keep your fucking mouth shut the rest of the way.

Hey.

And don't look back here. Keep your fucking mouth shut the rest of the way. Hey.

And don't look back here.

Oh, he's gonna start goonin' in the back, bro. Oh, hell no. Should I turn around? I'm not turning around. He said don't look back here, so I'm not turning around. I don't know where the tunnel is, though. So now I'm kind of just like trying to fucking quickly get to the tunnel before he kills me.

Where's the tunnel?

Oh my god.

Is this the tunnel? Is this the tunnel? Oh, this is the tunnel. Okay. Yeah, get the fuck out of the car. That guy's so creepy.

That'll be...

four quarters.

That's a dollar.

Oh, yeah, five.

I'll take that.

That...

works?

Here.

There is a map. Is there actually? No way, I've just been casually strolling around. Turn around. Oh, I'm hitting a fucking reverse, dude. Why am I watching him walk down the stairs?

Is this like the subway system?

What was that? Woo! Oh! Oh! Is this like the subway system? What was that? AHHHHH!

OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!

WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT?

They were like trying the door. It has just been reported that the police are on a manhunt tonight. All citizens are urged to stay indoors if you can, but if you can't, please stay diligent and on the lookout for anyone suspicious.

Yeah, are we gonna get a description of the guy or- Reports have not been confirmed, but our reporters indicate this could be due to the discovery of yet another skin freak victim. Is this based off Ed GeDean the actual serial killer

If so, the skin freak very well could be in the vicinity of the lower downtown. Oh

Great

Please reach out to authorities if you have anything to report

We now return to your scheduled programming that murder had to have happened just a couple of blocks away.

Really wish I wasn't working tonight.

Bro, if I just keep moving in the car I should be fine, right? Like he can't hurt me if I'm in- Do you think he got in the car somehow? Oh my god! Do you think I'm gonna have to drive him?

No!

He's gonna be like a customer. Standing on the side of the fucking road and I'm gonna have to pick him up Bro, if he's wearing somebody else's skin, I'm obviously not picking up that fuck what? I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to literally pull over and be like, oh, hey It looks like you're wearing somebody's loose skin that you cut off their body. Why don't you get in? Yeah, sure, I'll drive you around. No problem. Where are you going?

Your nightmares.

Okay, Freddy Krueger. I'm like frantically looking around. I don't know where he's gonna be. There is no map button. I think I actually do just have to drive around until I see someone. That's like the game.

Oh, no. Tell me it's an old man. Tell me it's an old man. Tell me it's an old man.

Oh, okay.

Why, thank you, Sonny.

It's an old lady.

You have perfect timing.

We'll use her as bait if he comes to kill everybody. She's slower than me. We'll be fine.

Oh, I wouldn't want to be working tonight. Did you hear about the skin freak?

Yes.

Yeah, just heard about it on the radio.

I saw the crime scene, you know. Passed by it just an hour ago.

What the fuck are you doing? A late night stroll? Just wandering at night? What do old people do for fun? Bingo and Candy Crush. She's the skin freak, doubt it.

Real nasty stuff. It was definitely his work.

Oh, that would be a plot twist of a century if it was her. Not an inch of skin was left on that poor woman. Strong up like cattle she was. Looked like she was thrashed around a lot, judging by the blood all over the place. What a way to go. Skin peeled back layer by layer like an onion, strong upside down in the back of some alley. He peeled all of her skin off? Like every,

like he skinned her entire body? Take me to McLean Avenue. Would you buy the bowling alley? You've got it Who's striking up some lanes tonight? Are we? You were two or a three-finger bowler used to ask people that outside the back of the liquor store two or three fingers It wasn't for bowling though Anyways two or three fingers. It wasn't for bowling though. Have I passed a bowling alley? I'm going in a fucking loop. I know I'm going in a loop. Where is the bowling alley at?

I picked her up there. So we got to dart across near the tunnel. All right, so I got to go right and then full straight. Are you going to say anything else or are you just going to let me fucking sulk after my comment?

It's the drunk guy. Bro, it's not going to be the drunk guy. Wait. I think that might have been the bowling alley hitting reverse ma'am. Sorry. I

Understand I'm breaking a road law, but nobody is on the road at night. So it's perfectly fine. That is a casino. Never mind

Hopefully late they let me go gamble at some point. That would be pretty fire But no worries here, bro. It's by the tunnel my ass you think it's past the tunnel. Oh my god it is I don't want to be back here fuck was that did you just sneeze who the fuck makes that noise that noise she went out yeah whatever the hell that is is this it that's a motel bro wait oh fuck off we're gonna get murdered right here what a lady I'm so sorry oh we're fucking dead oh we are so fucking dead. Oh, we are so fucking dead.

It's just a fender bender. We're gonna keep moving forward. Where the hell is the bowling alley? That is all I need to find. It's right there, I see it. How do I get over there? Left. I gotta go through this creepy alleyway. Oh, we're fucking so dead. Don't tell me I gotta go through that shipping container. Oh my God. You think I could drive through that?

If I maneuver it correctly, I think we could fit through this. Score. Bola Rama. This place has the fucking best slick lanes in town. Look, they got a bowling ball

that's constantly circling around the roof. That's sick.

Nice, I'll have one, so you know. They got a bowling ball that's constantly circling around the roof. That's sick.

Who, Abraham Lincoln?

Because you're old as shit. I'm sorry.

Buttery nubbins, was sick. Buttery Nubbins?

You see, I had given him a new brand of...

You saw the skin freak?

Why, yes, son. I do believe I did.

Dude, her head gets just caved in right here. He just crawls up from the underbelly of the car and just fucking stabs her.

I was up late in my back garden soothing my poor nubbins when I heard a commotion by my neighbor's house. We have a large wooden bench separating our properties, so I quietly approached it and peeked through one of the cracks. I thought maybe it was a burglar or some vandals. I wish it was.

Oh, I wish it was.

What did you see?

There wasn't much light, but... Oh, Lordy, the shape of this man. He didn't seem real. Like a nightmare ripped straight from a sick mind. He was so misshapen, with parts sticking out where they shouldn't be.

Folds of... I don't know what wrapped around him,

like a Christmas present.

So he was just like a saggy man?

The sound he made when he would move.

Oh!

Just that squishy sound every time he took a step. Slosh, squish, slosh.

Bruh, she's like word for word describing Squidward.

He had his back to me, so I didn't see his face. He was trying to open the window to my good neighbor's bedroom. I must have let out a gasp because he turned to me and...

And?

He just stared at me. I know he saw me. Even though his face was shrouded by shadows. I could just feel his eyes pouring into me Then after what felt like hours, but was surely only mere seconds He just turned and walked away into the night And that was that

Bro, she's certainly dying. Like, I feel like this is one of those moments where it's like, she saw him and now he's not gonna like, let her live.

Like, he's going to kill her first. Oh, don't worry, honey. If little old me could scare him off I'm sure a strapping young man like yourself will be just fine

Stop stop. Yeah, thank you There you go, sonny, I believe this should cover it she hands me like a fucking war bond from the Civil War I Believe this should cover it. It's like currency that isn't valid anymore. It's a fucking button.

Man, this is a button.

Oh, it's the bowling alley. And she just left. Okay, well, how is she gonna go pay? Does she have a bowling bag? Oh, she's just going to the bowling alley and she just left okay well how is she gonna go pay does she have a bowling bag oh she's just going to the bowling alley

whatever

I'm gonna need a coffee bet Gloria has a nice pot waiting just for me bro he's on

top of my car like people wouldn't see him like hugging the top of my car What if I just get a new add-on collision? He just flies off the front game over you win All right, I need to go to the coffee shop start speeding. That's what I would do Somebody's hanging on to the top of your car, bro. You just fucking speed slam on your brakes They're fucking flying right off M for map M for map does not work

you stupid fuck you stupid fuck where's the coffee shop was the coffee shop over there what was over there no it was a motel motels over by I'm getting like a lay of the land of the city. Tunnel, by the tunnel, bowling alley in the motel, the bars all the way by the start. Now I gotta find a fucking coffee shop. You think that guy's still out front? Oh yeah, he's still passed out right there.

Just straight up knocked on the side of the road chat you make sure he's okay. I feel like most instances That's why there's like so many times or like people just walk by a dead body I'm like a homeless man for like days because you just presume that they're like on drugs or something Not that they're like dead So nobody ever checks to see if they're like actually okay Like I wouldn't walk in-

If I saw some guy on the street, like, asleep, I'm not gonna be like, Yeah, are you okay? I'm just gonna immediately assume...

And-

What the fuck is that noise? Don't tell me nobody's here. Oh. Gloria, you kinda look like Phineas from the show Phineas and Ferb. Why... Why are you so geometric? Hey, what's happening Max?

Pretty bad night. I think the skin freak's hiding in my car.

The usual. Just putting in my hours as the nighttime chauffeur to the local circus clowns.

You know, you look like you could use a coffee.

That's why I'm here. This is a coffee shop after all, Gloria. Let's cut it with the small talk, okay? I don't need to hear about the weather.

Gloria, you diagnosed me better than my urologist.

Someone's gotta look out for you, kid.

Be right back.

You diagnosed me better than my urologist.

Who the?

Man, I really need to use the bathroom. What is a urologist? A urologist deals with urine right I don't think I've ever gone to the urologist is that something I should do I'll stare dude I'm staring at I'm staring making sure I'm aiming right why am I staring at the wall? Ugh, that's better.

Behind me. Eeeh!

He's gonna be like in the window. I fucking hate this. Something's gonna jump scare me.

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

In your car?

What do you mean?

You saw somebody in the car? You saw somebody in the car?

No.

AHH! Ohhhhhh.

How did that fall over? Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. Dude, she is very tall.

Thank you for the coffee. I'm surprised you stopped in. What with you having a customer and all.

What do you mean?

Somebody's in the car?

Oh, that's weird.

What?

I thought I saw someone in the backseat of your cab.

Guess I was just seeing things. Well, hope that coffee helps you get through the night. I'm not going back in the cab!

What?

I have to get back in the cab? I have to get back in the cab? Who the fuck in their sane mind would fucking do that? I've been seeing shit all night and she goes, somebody's in the back of your car. Probably be like, yo, Gloria, come outside with me, bro.

Oh, fuck. No.

Now I'm doing a room scan.

What is that noise?

Oh, I hate this.

Stop.

Oh my God. I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so. I'm so cooked, I'm so cooked, I'm so cooked, I'm so cooked, I'm so cooked, I'm so fucking cooked. Bro, please. Bro, please, jeez, fucking jeez, dude, somebody's in the back of the fucking car. Where else am I supposed to go? Oh my god, no. Turn on the radio. That'll calm me down. Bro, at some point I'm just gonna get fucking literally hit in the back of the head with a crowbar.

That's the bar I've been there. We gotta turn around. Tab for map, not true. You're lying. Where's my, I have to have like one more customer. That has to be it.

Bro, oh I despise this. There's somebody right there. Right outside Silly Billy's.

Oh, bro.

They're gonna be like, who is this in the back?

Thank God. I didn't think any cabs were on the slates.

This is, by the description, this is the woman I have to keep alive.

So I don't think I'm gonna die here.

Ooh, that was supposed to be a joke? Eugh.

Comedy might not be for you. I gotta admit though, being able to walk up to a comedy stage and bomb and then continue doing comedy is very respectful, or respectable. To be able to go upstage, make no one laugh,

and then do it again. Well don't, it's full of hacks like me. I should have just drove, but I'm trying to walk more.

Oh, can you take me to Grubby T Motel?

Sure Kate. Oh my God, I know where that is. I know where that is. That's why I've been studying the game. I think this is the way. This is either the way all the way back to the start.

I think this is the way back to the start. Shit. Don't mind me, Bell! Just hitting a quick K-turn. Don't mind me. Doesn't really matter if I crash the car. The car's apparently invincible. You gotta go all the way to the other side of the town, but no need for stop signs. I mean, are motels really that bad? I'm just shacking up at this shithole until I can find an apartment. I mean are motels really that bad? I feel like a lot of motels are very livable.

All I've seen are transients like me and prostitutes.

Anyway... We'll be there soon.

Depends on the motel, bro, genuinely. I've seen some motels that look like shitholes, that are like, charging by the hour. Surely there's like, you know, prostitutes there. But a lot of them are like, fairly decent establishments. Isn't this the motel? Okay. I was gonna say, why is it not? This, this looks like a shithole.

This looks like an old factory that they turned into a, uh, fucking hotel room. That was $2, but all the other ones were $1.25. Now I'm taxing her like crazy.

Bro, when's the skin freak gonna come? Answer me! Turns out I got a hot date tonight. Come back to the shop and close up. You sure about that? Yeah, I'm sure. I don't care about no other customers. Get your ass back here and lock everything up.

Do you think...

Do you think I die as Max? Because I feel like a lot of the ways these Papa Combo games work is I'm going to play multiple people. So I feel like Max is probably gonna fucking die like right now. And then I'm gonna switch POVs to somebody else. Yeah?

Oh gosh. I hope not. I don't think he's gonna jump at me when I'm in the car. I think it's like once I get out and I'm like closing shop, he's just gonna like fucking pop out of the trunk and kill me. But how would I not, how would she not see him in the back of the car either?

Is he a fucking shape shifter? He just morphs to his surroundings. It's cause you're alone. Well, yeah, but I'm alone right now. You can kill me right now, but he's not going to. Dude, I am zooming through this game.

Do you see this shit? Like flawless driving. Almost flawless driving. I guess Jerry can just lower it to go. I need to close up the garage doors.

Why am I so slow?

Oh fuck off. I'm just straight staring at that. No, now I'm going to trap myself in here. This is so fucking stupid. This is so fucking stupid. Alright, I just need to drop my keys off and even get out of here.

I'm going to go to the garage door.

I'm going to go to the garage door. trap myself in here. This is so stupid. This is so stupid.

This is so fucking stupid.

I just need to drop my keys off in the office and I can finally go home.

Do I have my own car I could drive out with? Don't be a don't be a skin-dead Bobby. Don't be a skin dead body. Don't be a skin dead body. Don't be a skin dead body. Be anything but a skin dead body. It's nothing. What the fuck?

What the fuck? The trunk also looks broken.

Just drop off the keys. How do I get into the office? Just drop off the keys. Oh, this room is so fucking creepy. Am I gonna see him on the outside over here? I live those. I live those. I live those. I live those. That's only small bleeding. Get it in a major artery. He lived that?

Yeah, but he's probably gonna die. Even if you live being skinned, don't you die from an infection? Damn, who the hell am I playing now? Unless I'm still Max. All right, so let me get this straight. You got skinned alive, and that's why you look like that

You got home from your little comedy club, and you find your room broken into and torn apart like this. I Think I'm playing Bell now. Yes, okay. Are you sure you didn't just leave it like this? Yes! Ma'am, please, I'm going to need you to calm down. Any valuables stolen?

Brother, I live in a motel. Does it look like anything valuable is here? That mattress looks like it's covered in fucking feces.

Only literally everything I own.

Oh, okay, never mind.

So, no. Just a sec while I jot that down. Okay, and you want us to do what?

Look down? What do you mean look down? Gonna get you, Lil Peggy.

Find the person who broke into my room, stole my stuff, and left that overtly threatening message

on my wall.

What do you mean look down? Like in game? I look down in real life. Ah, all right, all right alright. Bro look down IRL. Bro I'm in a cutscene. Do you have any enemies?

Like I was trying to explain to you, I know exactly who it is. Is it a skin freak? My

father. Her father? Oh you saw who broke in? My father. Why didn't you just say so? He said you need a smile more.

No, I didn't see him, but I know who it is. He's the whole reason I'm staying at this flea bag posing as a motel trying to stay low. If you could please stop interrupting me as I was saying.

Attention all units.

No way he just bags on me.

All available units report to Jerry's taxi service.

Attention, suspect believed to be the skin freak. All units report now! Oh shit!

I refuse to believe like a 6'5 man covered in another person's skin would be able to genuinely hide and chase somebody down like that.

Lady, if this happens again, give us a call. I gotta go.

Oh Jill, look down.

Thanks for the help. Guess I better clean this place up.

Oh, Joe, look down. Oh, Joe, look down. There's nothing. There's nothing. Were you trying to get me to look down because I'm a female character and I'd have boobs

if they had fucking generated that? Is that what we were going for right then? What was the look down bit? There's nothing gonna get you little piggy Put back I have to rearrange this myself bro. Somebody came in here and ripped this place to shreds. Oh my god Do you think there's gonna be a little hint?

like somewhere on one of the broken items I Just got a fix Like somewhere on one of the broken items? I just gotta fix everything? Seems fairly easy. He took everything I had left!

Who could be calling this late at night?

It's gonna be him.

Hello?

Belle? Belle, this is your boss, Mr. Bond.

Yes, I know who you are, Mr. Bond.

Belle, I'm in a serious predicament wrapped around a pickle inside a bind

What's a wrong? I've got my taste mixed up

Holy hell did I get them mixed up? I was he gonna ask me to come into fucking work You know that software update we were doing next month sure do well next month turned out to be this month And this month ends tonight I work at a software company and I live in a motel. This is really confusing me. I have like a very needed job and I have like niche tech knowledge and I'm in this predicament. In my unmentionables on my hands and knees here. In my unmentionables? What, like he's naked?

Can you please go in tonight and make sure it's installed on all our computers?

Why can't he do this? You're the boss.

Boss, come on.

I'll give you half a week's extra pay if you do it. And you get tomorrow off, of course.

Well, I could use the money. So he's gonna give me four days pay and a day off? Does that mean I get my picture on the wall?! I hired a private delivery service.

They might have even already delivered it before you get in.

Thanks again.

What the fuck are they delivering? Like, I need some software tech?

I've got a creepy feeling under my skin. This is going to be a long night.

Yeah, I've got a weird feeling this is going to be a fucking long night after there's a spray paint a spray painted gonna get you little piggy on the motel wall Yeah, let me go outside and let me go outside in the middle of the night alone at this fucking wait Am I going in here over there? What is Joe and sons?

That's just a gas watch set to buzz every hour

Every time the alarm goes off on Bell's watch, your game is automatically saved.

Ohhhhhhh.

So every hour we get, we get closer to the end of the game. Or at least a save point, because there's probably going to be parts where I have to run away from whatever the fuck's trying to kill me. The skin freak. I should probably read the instructions on the desk to brush up on some things. New employees! Please remember that you can check your inventory pressing the I key. You also have a notebook. After opening your inventory, click on the notebook symbol in the bottom left corner of your screen.

It will open your notebook. Important information will be stored here, so if you are stuck, be sure to check your notes. I currently just have a key, and that's it. I only need to install the software on the computers in my office, thankfully. What year is it? Did it say that in the beginning of the game?

Because that is a dinosaur of a fucking computer. That is a very old PC. Did y'all ever use one of those? Where it loads up? Dude, I get, oh my God, that guy scared the shit out of me. I thought I was alone here.

Let me talk to Steve here real quick, then I'll finish my story. Evening, Steve. Evening. It's the dead of night, Belle. What are you doing here at this time? Oh, he's security. I need to install some new software before tomorrow. Boss ordered overnight shipping. It was supposed to be delivered by now. Steve's the killer. He goes, uh, yeah, by the way, Bella, what size would you say your skin is? Like, uh, if somebody were to like peel you off, like, do you think I could like kind

of slip your skin on like a bodysuit or do you think it would kind of tear? How elastic is, would you say that like your skin is more like that of like a tough Levi jean or more of like a lululemon legging?

Hmm must be running late.

Just wondering of course.

Oh that's perfect. Well whenever you do see the delivery man can you send him straight up?

Ma'am yes ma'am.

Buddy just saluted me. Anything exciting? I don't think this guy has anything exciting going on if he just saluted me. Anything exciting? I don't think this guy has anything exciting going on if he just saluted me for that. How are you?

How are you?

Oh, I can't complain much. Got my coffee, a space heater, my radio stories come on soon. Missing one thing though.

What's that?

I usually have a big old chocolate donut to cap things off, but I dropped on the floor there's a five-second rule you know unless you drop it on the icing side

that it's cooked then I accidentally stepped on it okay how does that happen

uh yeah no that would give me second thoughts and I slipped and fell ass

first into it what are you a Looney Tunes character? Then I slipped and fell ass first into it and then I stood up and I started doing like a shaggy half run onto it like it was a banana peel. Rest in peace chocolate donut. And my new pants. Now

they look like I didn't beat IBS all those years ago. If I only had another

chocolate donut. Is he gonna ask me to go get him a fucking chocolate donut?

Hint noted.

Anything exciting happen today?

So, I assume you didn't hear the news from a half hour ago? There was quite a bit of excitement around here.

No, I was busy the past few hours. What happened?

Well damn, Belle. It was pretty grim stuff you know the new guy up in your office Harold yeah what about him oh my god was he one of the people that got murdered oh it's terrible I don't even know where to start well one less computer to install the software on am I right makes my job a little just a little bit easier what? Did he get in an accident?

No, no. He was killing people, Belle.

Oh.

What are you talking about?

There were a couple of skin freak murders earlier tonight. Not all of the details are out, but detectives found some evidence at the crime scene that showed up at Harold's house. They busted in and...

Oh lordy.

I don't know exactly what police found in there, but they confirmed that Harold was in fact the Skin Freak.

So Harold's the Skin Freak. What?!

They found two women chained up in a soundproofed room. One was already dead. The other... I can't even say. The things he did was straight-up vile. The sicko apparently converted his basement into a torture dungeon. They found DNA of at least six other women down there.

All missing persons.

Holy shit. And you're sure it was our Harold?

Yeah. It's all over the news. That's why I was surprised you came in here all cheery. I guess it makes sense though if you didn't know.

I kinda don't want to know anymore about it. I'm gonna be creeped out all night being up

in the office alone now. I bet. Especially since he hasn't been caught

yet. Bro, I'm just going home. Like, are you guys still doing this for half a week's pay? He's your fucking co-worker and he's like Ed Gein the fucking serial killer?

No!

What?

Oops, I probably shouldn't have said that.

What do you mean he hasn't been caught yet?

Well, he wasn't at his house when police raided it. And now don't worry, the police already checked this place from top to bottom too. In fact, you just missed them. They left about ten minutes ago. They're having a real manhunt out there tonight.

Goodness gracious.

You're telling me. Now don't worry. I'll be right down here and monitoring the cameras like a hawk. Nothing's gonna hurt you in there.

And if anything happens, I got my trusty alarm to ward him off.

Thanks, Steve.

Not a gun? Well, I'm not allowed to have a gun. I'm a security guard. I don't actually have a license, but I do have a taser. Anyways, as I was saying about old ass computers, you ever use an old ass PC? From like that has the back on it.

Like one of those old ass like thick backs and when you're like loading up like Explorer, it doesn't load and When you're like loading up like Explorer It doesn't load and so you hit it again And it doesn't load and you hit it again And it doesn't load and then eventually all the tabs open at once and the PC just starts going Because you have 85

Explorer tabs open. Dude, that was like Prime 2010. Like just using like an old PC that hasn't been updated yet. Can I buy some chips? Hmm, looks like there's a key that's got stuck in there before.

Weird. Oh, I'll probably need that later. Okay, so there's a key in there. There's a card reader here. Elevator, that opens. I'm gonna get away of the land real quick. Keypad. Okay, keypad the security guard knows.

Keypad security guard knows. Key, card reader, elevator. Lost and found. New installation, maybe it's not working yet. I feel like I'm staring into a black hole.

What the hell?

The door's stuck or something.

Great.

Whoa! I assist you.

What the fuck is that? Am I in like a supernatural game? Is this supposed to be like an AI?

Who are you? I seem to have misplaced the information for what the L stands for. So you run lost and found? Yes, it is my sole duty. If you have lost something, there is a 99% chance that I can find it.

I lost my dignity. Can you find it for me?

To lose something, you must first possess it.

Good burn, good burn.

Ouch.

Yeah, what's this weird human brain you have? Is that a real brain? No, my creator made prosthetic eyes and brains to make me appear more welcoming.

It makes it so much worse. I wish you were just like a blank screen that just had squiggles on it when you talked.

How do you find things?

I can access almost any part of the building using ducts and pre-made tunnels.

Wow, I had no idea this was being installed.

It was in your emails, Belle.

So if I lose an item, Miss Apple will be able to find it for me. Just keep that in mind if I miss a place or forget where I left it.

Hey, is there anyone else in the building?

There's you. That nice, Mr. Steve. And I am at a crossroads. I am not programmed to gossip.

There's somebody else.

There's somebody else in the building.

What do you mean?

I believe someone else entered the building.

Nevermind.

Okay, so she'll help me find something if I need it.

She's also saying that somebody's in the building with us.

Like I'm not, no way I'm going down there without a flashlight bro, you're on crack. You're on crack. That fuck ass basement. All right, crack. That fuck-ass basement. All right, let's go install this stupid program. I need money to go buy that snack. Maybe I'll be able to buy the key now.

I don't know if I have money. I don't have enough quarters. Oh, you're fucking kidding me. We gotta go find quarters. There's so many items that we're gonna end up needing. We're on the second floor. There are so many floors to this building, chat.

Holy shit. I have to scan all of them. Why is floor seven not available? Fire extinguisher? Remembers fire's your friend until it burns your house down.

So this is walled off. Oh my God, I can look in the trash can. Damn, dude, do you think I'm gonna have to find like hyper specific items to use. Let's go for three. I Hope half of the floors are like unusable Because this is a lot that I'm gonna have to fucking sit through there are a bunch of items that I need this

Should I walk through here? Holy fuck Janitor's closet it's locked up That's where that key goes. The key goes- the key in- the key in the fucking vending machine goes to the janitor's closet. I'm sure of it. Harold, you better not be in here. Oh, oh, Harold, there's a fucking wall. Holy shit, there's a hole in the wall. Bro, please. Oh my God, bro, please.

Oh!

I hate this, I hate this so much. I hate this so much. So my hands are clean.

Okay.

Scanning every room. That's the glory hole. Bit of a side gig. Well, Max is dad. I'm not Max anymore, so I can't really be running that side gig. There's so many things that are like just chained off, which is so odd to me.

Call the elevator. Go to floor four. Go to floor six. I'm going to go to floor. I'm going to go to floor six. I'm gonna go to floor. I'm gonna go to floor six I think that's where I need to go to install the software, but I want to make sure I Want to make sure I'm not missing anything first, I want to know where I need to go for certain things

Stairs there another card reader here office kitchen

It is so dark somebody forgot to do the dishes Card reader here. Office kitchen.

It is so dark. Somebody forgot to do the dishes. Toaster, soap, coffee maker. Should be some grounds around here somewhere. A donut! Oh my God, do you think I'll be able to give him the donut and then he'll fucking give me like quarters or some shit?

Bro, that'd be a crazy maneuver right now or coffee. Did he want a coffee? Mug coffee should be some grounds. Is that not grounds? Oh, those are beans. He's probably already dead You think he's already dead there's no way he's dead that fast I feel like he died. I feel like I hear him die and then I have to like go investigate I don't have enough space for that Let me go over here

I need a brew some gin Let's grab the grounds first. Should I make coffee? I don't know if there's a point in me doing this. I feel like I'm just kind of like, I'm kind of free jacking the things that I need to do.

Use.

Coffee brewing. Let's place the mug down. It's not ready yet. Okay, well I guess I'll just keep the mug I am in for you. Trash is all backed up, can't clear it up from here. Alright, so trash compactor's fucked.

We're gonna need to fix that. There are a lot of things this game is telling me that I definitely have like no understanding of how to use. Am I gonna put... Oh oh I can just drink it? I already feel the caffeine. Bell speed increased. Oh my God, so do I get a speed boost or run away? Wait.

Chat, we're already getting perks in this game. This is helping so much. Your mic's a bit quiet. I don't really think it is Do we go to the fifth floor buttons missing won't be able to access for unless I can find a solution Maybe I can find something that'll fit and make a work wait make a work shift button What the fuck am I gonna use there? All right now, let's go to four six

We got it. Now. We're finally addressing why we're here. The game's too loud. I can turn the game down. I don't think it's too loud though. Dude, we're going up one floor. It takes like 10 minutes. Do you think Harold's going to be like, ooh, I don't have enough space for that. I'm dropping the mug.

Chat, remember I dropped the mug right there. We're taking the coin. That'll be good for the vending machine my office but it's locked my office is locked what the hell am I gonna do there's cigarette butts I think I need to go all the way back to the first floor that's four five but it's gated off I'm liking the little puzzles that I'm doing back and forth so we got to go back downstairs I could give the security guard a donut and grab the key that key from the vending machine might be for not

I don't know that he might be for the janitor's office. Let's give him a donut real quick. See what he gives us

Got you a little something Steve a new hip not quite here you go. Hell. Yeah

Thanks kid. That wasn't his I just stole that from the office.

My sugar was getting a little low. I owe you one.

That is the biggest donut I've ever- that is the size of his face. You owe me one? Give me money. Give me money now. I'm gonna use the coin. I need to find more coins. Are you fucking kidding me?

How many more coins do I fucking need? I don't have enough quarters. I need to find more coins Steve give me money now Steve Steve give me money you bitch. Oh you bitch. Oh You bitch go get quarters where I'm gonna go ask this creepy lady if she's seen- if she's seen my key. No, not my mug. Never mind.

Bro, what am I supposed to do? What other items do I have? Oh my god, I have my office key. BLEEEEH! It's just in my inventory. I'm so fucking stupid. I came down here for no reason. I came here- I came down here to get Steve a fucking donut. And that's it.

And now he's gonna die anyway. So I should have just fucking eaten it. Nah, but it was a good last meal for him, I guess.

Use.

There we go. There we go. Okay. Don't be a really big room. Be really small. Yes! This is my office? Dude, I'm like fucking bawling.

Looks like somebody forgot paperwork on the way out, nothing that concerns me. I hate that clock, can we turn that off? Never seen one of these in real life, but I started working here. Nice scenic painting, this is a rendering of a local place, Quiet Brooks. I think everybody just calls it Booty Creek.

Reminisce.

Reminds me of when my dad used to take me camping. He'd tell me the scariest stories of skinwalkers, witches, and disfigured cannibals. We had a lot of fun back then. How times have changed. Buttons on this TV haven't worked in forever.

Can only be turned on using the remote. We keep losing it. There's so many things I need to find. Works just fine. Call Bobby. Read. Mr. Bond, we need to order fatty cakes a new keyboard. Again, he got it so sticky that there's no use in cleaning it. He can't even log in because the keys stick. I think you're going to have to have another conversation with him about cooking in the office. A calculator for buying a house. She was doing payment

Fucking calculations dude, there are so many items chat

That's a really neat pattern. Are you guys keeping track of what we need? Because I'm most certainly going to forget everything

Why did I just pick up trash? You need coins I know

Lucy can you forward me that important collage you were working on? I would like to show it to an investor. I believe he'll get a real kick out of it. What do you think is up with Harold today? He's usually so nice. Lately he's been so nervous.

I think he's starting to rub off on me. What is it, love trouble, cancer? I had a cousin once who was diagnosed, But it actually turned out to just be a weird growth on the side of his anyways bond is coming to talk to you later Install software. I don't have the software. I can't install it yet. Oh, so I'm gonna have to call down there. What is this? Pressing escape will quit the game save progress will not be saved This is on my office computer I stand before the house where all the villagers tell me the necromancer dwells.

The night is still with a slight breeze, where if you listen close enough you can perhaps hear the wailing warnings of the deceased. I cannot listen to them tonight. It is not the revenge or noble deed that leads me to the house of evil. I shift the heavy weight I'm carrying across my left shoulder. I draw the sheets tight around its forms, a still form not wanting to look at what lies

beneath.

I must find the necromancer and make the right pain sweating in my heart. Coyote, fuck this dude. Fuck that game. Fuck that game. Do I need to play that chat? It was all a misunderstanding babe.

Come back home and I'll explain everything. I promise it wasn't what it looked like. Do I need an abusive boyfriend? So she doesn't think that Harold did that. That might've just been the boyfriend that, that like broke into the apartment. Looks kind of expensive.

A bookshelf. Cabinet. Nothing in it. Candy. I don't know why Karen keeps a ball of candy on her desk. We never have kids in here.

I'm the only one that comes here. I guess it's for me. A regular poster. More trash. Kind of peculiar. Three green squares. Wonder what that means. That's a code? Do you think that's the code for the security office? I don't know.

Gramophone? Doesn't work just for display. A sofa? A picture? Oh my god, I could like pee through. You know, fucking shut that. It's for the PV? What the fuck does that mean?

If I had a cup I could fill it up here. Oh, it's getting real dark over here. It's locked. Should I keep walking back this way? Oh! tell a joke what's the difference between a grandfather clock and a grandmother clock the dong she should really pick up comedy oh my god I could tell you right

now this is for her this is surely for her there's a small vase I can tell you right now, this is for her. This is surely for her. There's a small vase. I can't even fucking see what's in here. I think I'm going, I think I'm going here too early. I seem to have closed, I have loosed my Orpheus keys again. If someone can find them, I would be so much appropriative. Last time I remember having them

was when I was getting snacks, fatty cakes.

Huh?

I need to get in all the offices tonight, going to have to track down his lost keys. Okay, they're in the fucking vending machine. I know they're in the vending machine. I knew that! Oh my god, is that a sex doll? You just sit right here.

Why am I getting that to sit right there? Super important files. VHS tape. Oh, these are of their other games. I'm kind of just sifting through shit to see what items are useful. Gum.

I don't know. I'm a big Halloween fan. Leave this up year round. Important stuff, obviously. I can't remember what this is for. It looks like it's important,

don't wanna throw it away. I still don't have the stuff to install the software though. This is my office. Staple of my, a stapler for my office, terrible at math. I wanted to let you know I appreciate

how quickly you've done around here, I think you have a bright future ahead of you. I played the game Bell And I thought it was really good. You're a great game maker at first the blood scurred me But I remember dad telling me about Hollywood magic and how no one is really dying and I know it's the same ting with your games His dad told him nobody dies in real life. I don't have the software. How do I get the software? Shotgun in real life I don't have the software how do I get the software shotgun your son's been kidnapped the by a lot by the die by the time One of my favorite games, Skin Freak, I hear it's getting a sequel, oh, Ski Freak.

I was like, why is there a game named after the current serial killer? Not my turn to dust the office? Dude there's so many calculators. Why are there so many fucking calculators? Holy shit. Alright, so what do we have that's useful right now?

I have gum and a coin. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Mr. Braun locked. Archive. Won't budge. It's not locked but something's blocking from the other side Copying machine reliable as far as I know. I have to go to the elevator. But what am I gonna do with the gum? I

Have to install all the fuck. Oh my god. That's keeps scaring the shit out of me that thing being right there I'm gonna use the phone Call mr. Brown. Maybe I should call him and tell him about Harold He ain't gonna answer oh you think the gun would go in the- for floor five? No way.

Or do you think the coin would fit? Maybe that's what it is. Maybe the coin's not even for the fucking

uh...

vending machine. Alright, we'll go back to the elevator. We're gonna go back to the elevator and then... It's- It's saving just now speaking

hello

coach my ears sounded like an animal or something maybe I should call Steve and

check in with him do that sounded like a fucking growling pig. Oh, he doesn't answer, bro. No, wait.

Okay, he's alive. Something that's not the shrug stuff like that off. It's better to be safe than sorry now Keep my eyes open you just let me know if you get a bad feeling about anything all right. I will thanks Steve

No problem bad feeling about anything, bro I got a bad feeling about the fact that the fucking lost and found

What are you doing here bond called me in to take care of something important? What are you doing here? Are you okay?

When the fuck did she get here? He never even told me this lady was coming in.

Oh, um...

Is something wrong? You look upset.

It's, uh... well, it's Neil again. Him and his friends are on one of their ragers. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. So she came into work? I just needed somewhere peaceful to stay while he cooled down. Oh is she the front desk lady that was getting those threats from her boyfriend? Well this place is like a tomb at night. I'll stay out of your way. I'm sure you're busy. Nah, I appreciate having someone else around.

You hear about Harold? So, did you hear about Harold? What? No.

Jeez, it's crazy. I'm still trying to wrap my head around it.

Lucy, they say Harold is the skin freak.

What? Yeah. There's like a whole manhunt going on right now for him.

No way. But...

But what?

I guess I'm not too shocked. He was kind of odd. Okay,

being kind of odd and being a serial killer are two varying things. Like if you have a weird co worker and then they're like, yeah, he's actually skinning people alive and wearing it in a weird fucking sexual manner.

He kind of gave me the heebie-jeebies. Like when you talked to him, his mind always seemed elsewhere. I guess, but this? I'm not the most sociable, but you wouldn't go around thinking I was a honeymoon hacker,

would you?

Yeah, I hear ya. Knowing that an absolute monster like that can be in any part of your life is an unsettling thought oh

My god, I can ask her for money. Please tell me you have quarters really need some quarters for the vending machine I don't have any on you right now. You're a bum. You're a bum and you're a liar Lucy You're telling me you don't have a single fucking quarter on your entire body? Bro, I'll take a dollar bill, I'll go fucking break it myself. I'll go- I'll walk over to a local bar and break that shit myself. Get the fuck out of here, you have a quarter.

I lost a quarter in the basement like a while ago, I dropped a quarter.

Does Steve know you're here? He didn't mention you when I talked to him earlier.

I kind of snuck by him. I didn't really feel like explaining to him why I was here.

He'd understand, but I don't blame you. So which is it? Are you a master spy that would put James Bond to shame or does Steve need his eyes checked

Maybe a little bit of both All right, I'll see sure thing. I probably won't stay very long if you need help with anything just ask I have good ideas

About a sharp haircut that cost a quarter Sorry, I've been here. Bro, I need a fucking flashlight. Yeah, still no delivery.

Maybe I'll run over to the store across the street.

Why?!

I need to eat something.

Shouldn't have skipped dinner.

Eat something with what? The fucking fake-ass, uh, button money I have? Fucking nothing.

Put the gum in here.

And it works I'm halfway to fixing things now. I just need something to fit onto the panel. Damn it the coin Nothing here will take my money. I can't shove a quarter onto the fucking dumb to use it. Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! We still need a flashlight and I need money. I could go rob the store across the street. For specifically quarters.

Steve? Steve?

It's the night's orlando.

Here's an update on this evening's chilling events for our night owls. Police are still on an intense manhunt to find the individual they believe to be responsible for a string of brutal killings. Of course, I'm referring to the Skinfreak Murders. A particularly gruesome set of serial killings that has left most of his victims completely skinned from head to toe.

Don't tell me, don't tell me that skin freak around the-

Not only were the bodies found in this disturbing way, but forensics have also stated that the victims had undergone intense trauma from beatings and torture before being skinned alive. None of the skin from the victims have been recovered by the police, hence the skin freak name the media has dubbed this sick individual.

You think he skinned their entire body? Their entire body head to toe? Wouldn't that take like... hours?

Now, only a couple hours ago, when newfound evidence led police to the house of a local resident.

Yes! AHH! Under the table, you stupid bitch! Button fell off my jacket. Been looking for this guy for the past five minutes. Say, Bell, you shouldn't listen to such things tonight. Not now, at least. Don't want to scare yourself and be jumpy all night, would you?

No, I guess not. I'm already on edge as it is.

Hey, I'm getting something to eat across the street. Want anything?

Bro, how do I have money? Nah, I don't need gas station food anymore. You just ate a fucking donut.

Doc says it's bad for my complexion.

Okay. See yourself. I'll be right back.

Meanwhile, I'm going to get five chicken taquitos. See you later. Am I really gonna walk all the way across? Do you think I have to walk all the way the fuck over there? Oh, fuck off. Joe and Sons.

Do you think I should drive? Or is he gonna want me to walk? Can I drive?

No.

If I see him right now and it keeps me walking this speed, I will be utterly pissed. I should be able to break out in a full sprint. Have y'all ever seen that trend of couples running? And there's like some couples where it's like, this is the first time I've ever seen my girlfriend

or boyfriend run and it is unbearably slow. Like, it fully made me realize, it fully made me realize that the average person cannot sprint. Like, the average human cannot run more than like 10 miles an hour. Like, even in a life or death scenario. Like, they're just, they just aren't gonna be able to run that.

Oh my god. Yeah, you know what would hit the spot right now? A fucking rotating glizzy that's just been sitting on a fucking hot rack for the last 12 hours.

Something about a gas station dog that's been left out all day just speaks to the self-destructive side of me.

Yeah, it's just sweating. Honestly, they do taste the best. I gotta say. I gotta say they do taste the best. Some chips? Could've gotten chips at the office. No, I couldn't have, because apparently I have no quarters, so I don't even know how I'm gonna pay for,

well, I'm allowed back here. Frozen's cow head. Still eating this hot dog, though. Won't budge, something's behind it, blocking the way. You think I'll be able to pay with the gold rat poison?

What am I supposed to, oh my God, there's one hot dog left. Heck and the last one too. It's my lucky lucky day I think a healthy dosage of ketchup and mustard will be the right play to me. It'll help cover up. I'm just going straight ketchup

No mustard Hello Where's the fucking front desk worker Oh No How do I pay for this hot dog? I'm about to just walk out.

Hello?

I'm walking out. This is like a dollar dog. I'm leaving.

Oh no.

I'm about to get killed. I can't move.

I can't move.

Oh, ring the bell. There we go. That was a really weak ring. Ring it again. Stop.

Stop. I can't a ring bell there. We go that was a really weak ring ring it again stop

It's only a dollar guess. I'll just leave it on the counter I

Have a dollar and I can't break that for the vending machine I Have a dollar I've had a dollar this entire time You're kidding me. Oh my god. It's locked. What the hell? It won't budge. Is it stuck? L-Clip farm? Yeah, that'd be a great clip. That'd be a goaded clip, I bet. What was that weird moaning noise?

Wait, why is this open? Oh, is there gonna be a dead body over here?

What is that?

Whose bag was that? Is that my bag? Inventory capacity increased? What is that? Is that like a flayed naked body? Pills? Can't make out what they are. Looks like a window I could climb out of if the vault wasn't shut.

AHH! So uh, yeah, I put the money on the counter. If you could open the door for me, that'd be great.

You, you have real smooth skin.

Why thank you, I've been, I've actually been using a lot of body wash soap recently, and I've been waiting for somebody to say something, but I, I'm really, I I it's been like months at this point And it's just like every day. I kind of like bring up how I'm using a new skincare routine and nobody cares It's just like they're like oh, that's awesome

They never actually tell me my skin looks nice, and you're like one of the first people that actually brought it up early

Not like mine, no Mine's all wrinkled

Like a raisin that's been left out in the sun all day.

Oh, thanks.

You're so kind.

You like hearing a man compliment you, don't you? What's your name?

What's yours?

What's yours? What's yours?

My name?

It's, um, it's, uh, is that a riddle?

I'm no good with riddles.

No, it's not a fucking riddle, dummy. I'm just asking what your name is.

You're a pretty little thing.

Okay, this is getting weird

You don't wear too much makeup. I like that Guys and girls that wear too much makeup ain't natural Unless it's a fanboy

Which case I find that all right. It's like you're wearing another face Someone else's skin feel like I can't get to know the real person. You know what I'm saying?

You know, this is too obvious for this guy to be the skin freak.

You remind me of someone. Do you know who? Can you help me? Can you help me remember?

Maybe, I don't know, Marilyn Monroe?

Or...

Prime Megan Fox? I do get related a lot to Rachel from Friends as well, Jennifer Aniston. Actually, you could also potentially say that I kind of look like Kim Kardashian. I don't know. I really have to be going. Can you tell me more?

If you let me leave, I'll find them. If you let me leave, I'll find them.

Uh, yeah, I'm gonna say that.

If you let me leave, I'll find them.

Stop lying to me. Can I ask you a question?

What stupidest thing ever. Just fucking ask the question. What the stupidest thing ever, just fucking ask the question.

Sure.

Do you remember me like I remember you?

No.

Get off me!

Are we dead ass? Am I about to-

I'm sorry, he's sick.

Where's my Nelly?

Who was that man?

Who was...

They're not...

Who the fuck was that about? I have no idea I don't think they're ever gonna fucking explain that either Whoever that man was saved me. I feel like that was his like son. I'm looking around for any items Oh, well, at least I got a hot dog out of it Let's go back inside Let's go back inside. I can't. Are there quarters in this cup? Fuck. Oh, no, we have to go get quarters from the basement.

I still have the screwdriver. Is that useful for anything? Was there anything that we needed this? Feel like I'm playing crossy road what the fuck oh, yeah hit by a car at any moment stabbing somebody No, there has to be something that I'm able to use the screwdriver for cuz I feel like I did that for actually nothing I still we got to remember that weird green code that was there that green office code in the trash can That's got to be for something important. It might be the office security code, but I feel like Steve's gonna end up giving that to me ask Apple to find you coins I don't think I can

Another hour down Steve alive Steve's alive. We're still

Great He's out of just started last month. And I just heard a woman scream.

Breaker box kept freaking out and shriveling.

I think Lucy just died.

That was supposed to be fixed. I think Lucy just died.

Steve? Steve, you around?

Well, at least I wasn't in the elevator yet. Might have been stuck.

Oh gosh. Power back should be as easy as flipping the breaker. Which is in the basement, naturally. I don't have a flashlight, though. Where am I gonna get a flas- I mean, this is just a setup. How did this get here? I think this is Steve's flashlight. Oh, like Steve's dead now?

Can I turn this on?

Yes.

There we go. Keep that shit on at all times. Never turn this off.

It's gonna start flickering. Ah! That shit on at all times. Never turn this off.

It's gonna start flickering. Ah, I surely should have known the AA battery was about to go out at any moment. Why is there a Ouija board? Do you guys believe in Ouija boards? I don't. Weren't they made by Hasbro Games?

Like, I don't think I could physically believe in a Ouija board. Not a Luigi, not a Luigi not a

Luigi board chat a Ouija board an Ouija a Ouija

An Ouija board not Luigi from Mario the Nintendo game a quarter

It won't open look through the window that body there's a saw there. Don't be behind me.

Ah! Ah!

Ooh!

Where the fuck am I going? Why is the basement an actual labyrinth? What the fuck?

Oh.

Ah!

Hello? Hello? A monster energy drink? My speed's increased!

How useful.

Locked. Ooh, you think I could use the screwdriver? Nope. I don't know, I don't know my lock picking skills. Basement's giving us some pretty good loot right now, though. As long as I don't die down here,

I think this is an overall net positive. Hopefully Steve's body isn't down here by the door.

Let's go.

Left first, then right. I'm freaking out. I'm actually freaking out. I'm actually freaking the fuck out. Cause I know there's gonna be some, oh my God, the breaker.

I think that should do it.

That's what Steve did last time at least. I really want to get out of here now.

Bro, it's such a long walk back. Why is there no power for the basement itself? We don't have fucking light bulbs down here? Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Oh my god. RUN!

AHH!

Oh, thank fuck. Tell me Steve's alive. Tell me Steve's alive Steve buddy buddy. Oh pal Steve Okay I need to find more coins. How much does a fucking bag of chips cost in this goddamn economy? Oh my god, I'm gonna start freaking out

No

What was the green thing? Nah, that ain't that the green the green shit ain't fitting with that. I'm gonna talk to the fucking lady over here

Let me find coins silly, it's in your pockets.

Help me find. Help me find.

Help me find.

Oh my god, the most useless, the most useless thing in the game. Why is that there? Oh my god, wait. Package be here any hour now I would think.

Wait so the package is here? You think I put the screwdriver here? I can't use that. I'm recording. Bro, where do I go? Where do I go?

Your quarters behind you? I need another quarter. I feel like I'm gonna need three or four. Hmm. You're gonna need four? That sucks. Package isn't here, but that weird truck is. Let's go back upstairs.

I need a card reader, too. There's so many items we need. I don't know if we should go floor to floor right now, or just like run all the way up to floor six. Oh, you think we go floor seven?

I don't know, maybe six or seven quarters. Ah, we're just gonna,

we're gonna just rip it straight to six. I'm going to be Garfield for Halloween. How embarrassed should I be if my card declined getting a hundred bits? $1.51. I don't think you need to be embarrassed by that, man.

That's not that big of a deal you spent a lot of money on a Garfield costume where's Lucy at isn't Lucy supposed to be here where the fuck did she just spawn in right there

that actually freaked me out where's Steve hey have you seen Steve around nope haven't seen him I think I almost got killed what are you okay just trust me. Don't go across the street next time you want a snack. It always looked sketchy. At least I got a screwdriver out of it. Hey, that's useful.

Yesterday, one of the handymen wanted to open a vent on the fifth floor, but he didn't have

a screwdriver handy. Oh, the fifth floor, you say? You got anything I could wedge on the fucking gum pack because I don't

What kind of handyman doesn't have a screwdriver?

Doesn't sound very handyman

All right, I'll see sure thing. I probably if you need help with anything just what do I fucking put on this?

Screwdriver the TV button. It says it can only be turned on using the remote. I can't take the button Miss Apple's eyeball you think she'd let me you think she'd lend me her eyeball it's got to be something in this vicinity maybe a piece of candy no I I thought this wasn't supposed to work. Harold's room is locked. I need to get a lost button from a- that was not on the... Was this always here?

No. We saw that. I'm gonna have to track down his lost keys. Well, I know where his lost keys are. That's fucking weird. Mr. Vaughn locked. I think I might have to wait for the software to come in.

I'm gonna go in my room. Oh wait, what's fatty cakes? That's locked. I'm opening this again. Nothing. Nothing.

I feel like I'm gonna hide in here at some point. There's gotta be something in my room that I'm able to use. Has to be. That or that like green button. Nothing important in here. Notepad. You ever get musings?

There's a head in the cabinets. Chat, what do I get to use the elevator? Because that's the only thing that I would be able to do. Let's see if he answers.

No answer.

Hmm.

The wax. A button. answer hmm the wax a button but where am I gonna get a button chat you guys give the most obvious answers that aren't helpful at all it's like I'm using a hint but the hints another riddle a button okay where and what the fuck is she doing nothing the entire time I should just stand god damn it The cuckoo clock ain't helping it's in the trash can I Feel like it's gonna be in one of the trash cans and I missed it

Oh, do you think it's gonna be in a trash can that would blow? dick If it's in a trash can that would actually suck so hard Steve said he was looking for a button under his desk, but he found it. But Steve's missing.

Steve's missing. So we find Steve's dead body, snatch the button off his dead body, and then we're good to go. He doesn't have the button on his desk. Huh.

I think we just gotta go floor to floor. We're gonna go floor to ring. Look at the CCTV. I can the games little loud chats the game loud Should I turn it down? Janitor's closet need the key. I'm pretty sure it's gotta be something around here Well, that's literally the skin freak it's's just fucking watching me. That's Harold.

Oh my god, and I'm going in the bathroom.

OOOOH!

I'm getting it. He still there? Oh no he's not. Oh my god. We're going floor. Floor 4.

It's not in one of the toilets. I need a button. Oh my god do you think it's the trash in the bathroom? Did I actually miss that?

Wait let me...

Let me scan this first. Maybe in the kitchen? There's trash in the kitchen. There's fucking nothing in there.

Huh.

What would open, what could I use? The sink. Check the sink. Nobody did the dishes. The trash can on floor two? Yeah, I'm, yo, I'm banning this chatter if they're wrong.

It's not in the fucking sink! I just checked the sink, you dumb fuck. Oh my god, it's in the bathroom sink? Oh, deadass. Everybody's saying that, so that means every- Yo, if the majority's saying it, that means it the majority saying it that means it's surely right that means it's surely right I love the casual elevator music in between me being hyper stressed about the fact that I'm being hunted while also Rambling to find a button. Oh my god. I didn't look in here

We found it! W-chat.

No way. No way.

What was supposed to be up here? The screwdriver. The screwdriver I could use up here. I've been saying the sink. It wasn't in the sink, it was in the fucking trash can.

Oh.

What am I, at a Vegas casino? Oh, this is floor five. A Polaroid. Weird, it's a Polaroid picture of a shelf. Kind of strange to take a picture of something so innocuous. Wow, that's the word of the day.

Going to hold on to this. Maybe it's- it'll be useful down the road. Does that take up inventory space? No, it's a note. So when I see that shelf I'm gonna have to figure out where to like rearrange things I'm gonna be able to surely use my screwdriver somewhere over here. I think it's gonna be far, right? I didn't check any of those water I should have looked in the fountain. Should we go back and look at the fountain?

I'm gonna turn down the audio a little. I feel like it is somehow louder. We're gonna go look at, I don't wanna miss anywhere. Oh my God, a coin! Did the fish just... The fish just fucking ate it. All right, so fish has a coin in its mouth.

How do I stab it with the screwdriver? Can't use that here. I need to use something that's gonna kill the fish. Oh God, what is this? I'm gonna mince meat. If I try to go forward, maybe it's the right to turn these off. Out, fan, it hurts. That's a time for fan.

It hurts.

Huh?

I have no idea where I am. Oh my god, is this where the fucking skin freak was? Stop. Stop. Stop. At some point I'm gonna have to run away from it, and I don't know when that is. Oh, what the fuck is in this locker? There's a code. There's a code in the locker. A lamp. Do I have access to this whole area now? It's like a whole new

spot. I don't even need a key card. Try 348. Why? Coin. So we just need the coin from the fish. Floor two, this is all new. What is this, air control? There's a note here. Management ain't going to like this, but Jim, I need you to suspend working

on the blasted air control. The wiring's more twisted up than my bowels after Taco Tuesday. I know we're not going to be able to turn the AC on until then, or off until then, but we need to wait and get an electrician in here get the mug and fill it with water why looks like there's a key on the other side of

this gate wonder I could get in there are way too many things happening right now is that fucked for me to say like what is this a Roomba I'm just opening every fucking gate dude three four eight was the green squares. Oh, so you think I should try that? Oh, but I'm not gonna be able to get over there.

Huh.

What, I'm so sorry, Sir Charles.

Now, step aside, filthy primate. I have a job to do.

Key?

Hey, Charles?

Yes?

There's a key on the other side of this gate that I really need. Would you mind grabbing it for me? I can't reach it.

Oh, I'm not your slave. Get your own key, you ninny.

What a dickhead.

I'm Belle. It's nice to meet your acquaintance.

I am my da. So please, wipe your f-

Why haven't I seen you? Who made you? Is there anybody else around? Oh my god, I actually have to interview this fuck.

Why haven't I seen you around before?

I'm only activated after hours. Whenever. Which is a bunch of rubbish if I do say so. Why only at night? only activated after hours, whenever... which is a bunch of rubbish if I do say so.

Why only at night?

There was an, um... incident? A couple years ago?

You bit off somebody's ankle.

Incident, you say?

Yes. There was this particular hypo who had a nasty habit of leaving her soda cans out and about, not even trying to find a trash can. So one day, after she yet again spat in the face of common decency, I rolled up right behind her and gave her what for.

Dare I ask what a what-for is?

I pinched her bottom, and ended my illustrious daytime career. I have been banished to this lonely exile ever since. Is there anybody else around? Have you noticed anyone around tonight?

He's gonna say some dude that had saggy skin. Besides me and Steve that is. Hmm now that you

mention it I do believe I noticed another individual They were down one of the dark hallways though, and I was focused on a particularly infuriating stain

So I didn't pay them any mind

So who made you a

gentleman by the name of Cantafious Covington sigh a truly brilliant man his brain was as sharp as his mopping skills his knowledge of electronics

I don't care

What happened to him? I I'm sorry

Bro sitting here giving me a full-on spiel. A full on spiel about who created him. Watch this Charles Xavier. Okay, somebody told me to get water. Now, let's go. Let's go.

Let's go to that that little locker and try that code because that was the green squares. Y'all said three, four, eight. Oh my God. I can't rotate it the other way. I gotta click it fucking five times. 6, 0, 7.

Well, that's not it. I'll get your notebook. There's a locker and a stairwell that needs a three-digit loan. The trash chute is clogged up. I think the trouble's on the third floor. Trouble's on the third floor. Trouble's on the third floor, you say. Yeah, but there's nothing I can do over here without a key card.

A fish just ate one of the quarters I need. This isn't my night. I can catch a fish with my bare hands. There's a key stuck in the vents, maybe there's a way to shut it off. Do you think the water, I grab a cup of water and toss it on it and fry the system.

Key on the other side of the gate on the second floor, I can't reach it, maybe if I can find a way to entice that little robot to get it for me. Three gates on the second floor Fred's won't be able to shut the large fans off can I find a way to sabotage the main floor?

Jesus this is so much stuff

poison the fish with a rat poison the rat poison was from the

Where was the rat poison I don't think I was able to pick that up. I didn't go in here. No touching it locked no reason wait

Not that I have a reason to Can't use that here.

Coffee? There was a man from Kentucky who prescribed a Muralax and took it and went home and shit in a bucket.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Gonna need a height boost if I'm gonna enter the trash chute. That's how I unclog the trash chute. Access vent, I can't reach it. Gonna need a boost so I can grab a chair. Bro, there's so many things we need to do right now, chat. Holy fuck. What should I do first? I don't know. Like I don't know what to do first. There has to be something that I'm able to do right now. Do the fish now, but I need to get an item to get the fish.

I don't know. Maybe I would be able to use the screwdriver, the code 613. How do you know that? I need something to prop that up. Oh my God.

Do you think I'll be able to use one of the vases? Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, it won't let me pick up the vase. Get a cup of water to get the robot. Oh yeah, that's true. If I spill water. Did I call the elevator?

Hello?

I don't remember. I think third floor had the cup of water. I don't know where I put the cup though Is the issue I think I put the cup on the sixth floor go to floor five and go back to the vent But there's nothing that I'd be able to stop the vent with why would I go back to the vent? There's nothing that's useful for the vent right now I'm only gonna do something that I know I'm able to do right now if I go back to the vent

I can't stop the vent because the power is still on cups in the kitchen just wrap the copters on the sixth floor Memory of an owl I have chat memory of an owl Absolutely, not sure. I have the memory of a rat a peanut Fuck that I don't want to be where's the kitchen Chat what floor was the kitchen on was the floor for an elephant do elephants have good memory I actually don't know you have a cop not a mug. Oh

You think I need to get a couple water. I thought I needed a mug of water. Maybe let's see All right, I filled the cup I filled the mug with water All right, so that's definitely is that definitely is useful. So you think I bring that back to old Roboto? I bring that back to old Roboto Handed to him or I spill that shit on the ground. It's not gonna work I feel like I pour the water on whatever the fuck this shit was over here. Wait, this is the wrong floor. I Think I have to go back to four

Five. Yeah, I gotta spill it on the machine What floor was the machine on was a floor two? I think I actually have to go to floor two not four five. I have to go to floor two All right, it's somewhere over here. I think I spill water on it Cuz it's oh, yeah, it says no liquid All right, that should kill the big fan in the vents I don't need this mug anymore.

But how the hell am I going to get back to the vents? Is the power shot? Like, does the elevator still work? Yeah, I gotta go floor five, but how the fuck does the elevator still work? What power? Oh, that was the fan.

That was the ventilation power. I thought I just killed the power for like the whole building. Now I can go through that vent Maybe that'll give me something to grab the fish potentially I Really don't see how I couldn't grab that you think you could get that fish in that container right there chat with your bare hands At some point you're cornering it or I'm just draining the water from it and then it's drowning

And I'm hoisting it out of its body. I feel like I'm gonna see the Skin Freak, like in this vent. Cause I move so slow.

Oh, fuck off. Oh my God. Where am I going? Drop?

Turn around? All right, that's where I just was. So we drop down. Where am I? Where am I?

Where am I?

The chair? You think I could use that? What the fuck is that? I'm almost thinking it's not going to come in tonight. Oh, the fucking software? I love how I'm doing a million side missions right now.

The VEAS!

Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I need to find, I need to find the, uh, like the, what is this called? What the fuck was that? The jack is good because I'll be able to use that to hold that area up. Oh my god, it's all coming together.

I still need to find that trophy of sorts. Open up this door. I don't know where this leads me to. Oh, this is just the archive room. All right, so now I-

All right, that's it. I need a nap if I'm going to be here the rest of the night.

A nap? I'm literally getting to solving all the fucking shit right now. I have all of the fucking infinity stones. I literally know exactly what I need to do right now. I got to carjack the shit out of that thing. I'm gonna fucking go in there. I'm gonna grab the key I'm gonna open another key, then I'm gonna fucking stab the fish to death. I'm gonna grab all the coins

I'm gonna fucking shove them in the vending machine. I'm gonna grab another key. I'm gonna fucking bring that up I'm gonna open the room. I'm gonna install all the files I'm gonna fuck it 12 game shotgun the skin freak right in the fucking face, and I'm gonna go home Oh, you're kidding. Karen's sofa always looked really comfortable. Yeah, that's where everybody dies. I got to pee first. Count me down 30 seconds.

Hold up.

Oh, we got to go take a fucking nap on on Lucy's sofa. I heard banging. I need a quick nap first. Bro, where's Lucy's sofa? No shot. I take a nap. Lucy, this is not Lucy's sofa. Yeah, but where the where's Lucy's sofa? No shot I take a nap.

Lucy, this is not Lucy's sofa. Yeah, but where the fuck is Lucy's sofa? Is that in my room? I ain't got no sofa. I got a sex doll over there. Karen, who's Karen?

Bell fatty cakes. Karen's sofa. Oh, over here. Why'd I say, Why am I saying Lucy? My eyes already getting heavy. I'm not even gonna lock the door. Yeah, this is gonna go fucking great

He's gonna be watching me from the window I'm gonna pull you from that school if they keep you so fucking late again. I'm gonna break my back all day working to provide you two good for nothing meat bags and cook the food. Trust this stuff like I taught you.

She did say she had a shitty father but I'm not putting two and two together here. Don't throw away the skin this time. She did say she had a shitty father, but I'm not I'm not putting two and two together here Oh my god, it's my dad this skin freak that would be a fucking plot AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Why don't you get in? Did the security guard up front buzz you in?

Nope, didn't see anybody. So I just walked myself right on in. Mind if I come closer?

Well, yeah, sure.

Why couldn't you?

Just didn't want you to run away.

Steve is still missing? Bro, they're all dead. Here's your package.

Just need your cute little signature.

How do I sign this?

Oh.

Here all alone.

Bro, why are you talking like you're from the fucking 1930s in like some weird spooky horror film? Here all alone. Well, we have a tour later if you would like to participate. What is this guy doing? He's just weird.

Domitor vibes?

Exactly.

Jesus.

Yeah. Well, no, there's this security guard downstairs.

Didn't see no security guard. Don't forget the bottom, silly goose.

Look at his feet. Why would I? What's wrong with his feet?

Looks like everything's in order.

Here you go. Tell him to take his shoes off. Tell him to take his shoes off. Maybe his feet will tell us if he's a skin freak. Wouldn't want to damage those

nice looking hands, would we?

Why is everybody in this world really weird?

What's in the box?

Important software.

Since you're here all alone...

Looking for some company?

Actually, yeah, even though you're really weird. I feel like you wouldn't murder me.

I'm good. Thank you.

Okay, I guess I'm good. No, it's alright. Well, I guess I'm fine.

I'll see myself out.

Yep, I assume that's what you would do. You stay safe tonight. Yep, I assume that's what you would do. Yep, sounds good. Alright, we'll see you later. Should I get into the office? I feel like I should get into the offices first before I start installing the software, right? Like how long do you think it takes to install?

Bro, what the fuck?

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Bang! Oh, that's really slow. So, uh, how was y'all's day? Alright, awesome. Anyways, log off. What did that just write in my notes? Oh, I need- how many I need to do? Lobby, mine, fatty cakes, Mr. Bonds, and Harold's.

I feel like- I feel like we should just get access to all of them first I Can't do Harold's I Can do mine and I'm just gonna ignore that hopefully the computer still works Literally literally ignoring that I just don't care

I just there's no shot the skin free comes in here and just fucking kills me. Like he's full toying with me. I feel like he's actually right now, if I had to guess like timeline canonically, he's probably like actively skinning

the security guard alive. I think that's probably what's happening. Oh my God, the fucking, the blow up doll scared the shit out of me dude who keeps turning off the fucking lights Why does he keep throwing my head towards the door? This is freaking me out. Where else do I need to do it? Lobby fatty cakes mr. Bronze. I don't have access to mr. Bond fatty cake Harold's either right? I have the lobby access

What do we need to do now now? I need to bring the car jack all the way to that one floor with the robot. So we should maybe we do go lobby first. No. We're not gonna go lobby for oh is this is this lobby? Oh this might be lobby. This one will be easy then. Why would we even install it on Harold's computer uh for whoever takes over his computer next? Or maybe he's not the skin freak. We don't know that.

Maybe Harold's actually just acting like the skin freak to lure the actual skin freak out. All right, so we have all those, we just need three more. Okay, so we don't go to the stairs. We're gonna go here, call the elevator, then what? Where do we need to go?

I need to go throw the car jack down to hold the fucking door up. That's what we need to do. Not fifth floor. I think I need to go second floor? Is that second floor or third floor?

I think I need to go two.

Yeah.

Two car jack. Grab that key. I don't know where that key's gonna bring me. I think I just took the entire wrong way. I literally wrapped around the entire thing. That's lovely.

Let's press this.

But then what am I gonna do? Throw a car, where am I gonna throw the car jack? I can't use that here. Where am I gonna throw it? Oh right here wait right here Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cuz then that'll keep this bit open and the other one okay Okay. Genius! Why am I here? The stool! That's for the vent. What's this door go to?

It's locked. Okay, well let's crawl back under. Fuck, where did the stool go?

I don't remember. I don't remember.

Where did the stool go? Ah, the trash chute. Yeah, but where? This, in the archives room? No. I think it was the third floor. Oh gosh.

Dude, this is such a big facility, it's so hard to remember where shit is. It's like, stresses me out. Oh god, why is it so fucking dark? Stop. It's not the janitor's closet.

Is this the floor?

Or is it the bathroom? I don't think it's the third floor. The vent in area five. Yeah, there's gotta be some other way. It's the fourth floor? I thought it was the fifth floor.

I can't fucking remember. I know that'll unclog the trash. That'll unclog the trash. That'll unclog the trash. And when we unclog the trash, we're gonna be able to open that up. That'll probably give us something

that we could get the coin for the van. We just need to be able to unlock those three rooms and we're good. Y'all are saying fucking floor four. Oh, it is floor four. No, it's six. No, it's the drop down from five. Oh my god

I'm gonna freak out. I feel like I'm taking the SAT right now, dude They're giving me so much information that I'm just like sponge absorbing I feel like a kid that goes to class and just doesn't take notes I just sit there and absorb information and hope that something sticks. Do I go left or right? I think I go right. No, I go left.

Oh, why I oughta,

why I oughta, fuck, I'm gonna fucking lose it. If I jump down here, if I jump down in this loose vent and it's wrong, oh my, no, it's definitely right here. It's right here, knew it. Chad, I figured that shit out myself. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Yeah, let's place that fucking screw down.

Are you telling me I can't just make that jump?

Climb.

I still don't have enough strength to get up there.

What's- what's- what's- what's this way?

OOOH- AAH! Gasp.

It's that fuckin' brain thing. Looks like it's not clogged now. I think the trash fell to the second floor. So I need to go to the second floor. I wanna exit through here. What does this take me? Oh. Second floor, second floor, second floor, second floor, second floor.

AHHHHH!

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?!

HOLY SHIT!

Awww.

Oh my god.

Nope, not listening.

Nope, nope, nope. Nope, not listening. Can't scare me if I don't hear you.

Nope.

Second floor, you say? The trash chute fell to? Lovely, lovely, lovely. Is it right here? There's quite a mess. I bet that robot won't take kindly to that. Oh, so he'll go in there? And then he'll pick up the key for me.

What a shame.

Shame?

Oh.

Well, I guess whoever's in charge of keeping these hallways clean.

Oh! Oh!

Oh!

Out with it, woman.

What do you mean?

There's quite a mess over by the garment chutes.

Looks like the custodial staff has been lacking out of my way peasant I cannot have any of this there is trash everywhere he just sucks up the key Wow he's actually really quick with it can you give me the key see you around yes yes Wow Yes, yes, ow. Oh, I'll give that ba- What the fuck? Wait. Oh my god, it's right here. Janitor's key.

That was floor two or three. See, now we're playing mind game- I don't remember. I don't remember, that was floor two or three, that's probably gonna give me something to get the fish. I feel like it was floor two, but

chat's saying floor 3. Janitor's closet. Bang, use the key. Open sesame. This better give me everything I need. A hook for the fish. Used for sweeping. A fisherman's hat. Locked from the inside. What was that? Oh the locker slam shut. Trash can? To my dear friend Charles, I'm going to miss you and your unique vigor. I don't have a- I don't know how to explain this to you, but I'm going away. I guess you can say that my batteries are almost drained.

You have been a wonderful companion on these many nights. When I created you, I just thought I was making a tool, something to make my job easier. I never dreamed that you would be as special as you are. Ever since leaving my precious field, all I ever sought was peace. At least that's what I thought, but perhaps in hindsight, I was really running away. Your attitude has been infectious, and I have enjoyed our nightly conversations.

Much more than with any colleague I have ever met. Thank you, my friend. Please keep- remember to follow your heart. Don't let anybody tell you differently. You do have one. You can be whatever you want to be, Charles. Take care. I hope we do see each other again, somehow in a different time and place. Okay, rip. All right, now we go floor five. Then I have all the coins I need. I open up the other one, install that software.

Then I'm stumped because there's gonna be two more rooms we need to get into and I have no idea how to fucking get there. Red for the sub. So that'll be interesting.

Oh fishy. fucking get there read for the sub so that'll be interesting

oh fishy

GRAB IT

Stomp on him Bro, how did I get that how did I get the fish to fucking spit the coin out? I surely would have had to kill it and rip its body open. You can move stuff on the shelf in the janitor's closet? Really? You're gonna need the stool?

I don't think I will.

Really?

My god.

You were right.

What is that?

Why am I moving shit around? What am I looking for? It's a backpack up there. I need a motherfucking stool! Woo! It's a backpack up there. I need a motherfucking stool The chatter was right damn it what floor five through the vent oh

My god No, it's not five through the vent Five through the vent five through the vent this is too much work just to die if I die in the end not Still don't know the code to that fucking stuff. Whatever the hell that is. Can't leave through here. I'm just trying to get the fuck out of this place. You tell me I can't just walk out? I'm doing- yo chat, I'm doing this all for a half week's pay. Is this worth it? No. No, it's not. No, it's not.

I really don't think it is. I'm gonna- I'm gonna say that this is not worth it whatsoever little fucks up So now I need to go back into the janitor's closet on floor three We're gonna place that down and give us a backpack which is gonna give us something here Oh

All that did was give me inventory space

All that did was give me inventory space. I don't give a fuck about inventory space I could have give two goddamn shit about inventory space. It's not worth it get the stool You think I'm gonna need it again? You think I'm gonna need it again? Grab the stool. We're going back up. We're going back up. We're going back up. If I need that fuck ass stool- Bro, you're telling me her ass can't just fucking jump?

You couldn't grab that shit that's on the third shelf?

Huh.

My cankles. I need to get a stool. Are you fucking kidding me, bro? The stool's a foot tall stupid for one I'm inserting all the coins I have four now that'll give me a key I install the software that'll probably give me something else to get into the other room that's give me something else to get the other room then we're bond boom

boom done don't know where Steve is Stevie dad I got just enough quarters I grab the wrong thing I put in the wrong item. I get Lay's potato chips, not the key. I'm just breaking this ship with a hammer, bro. All that. I would just fucking shatter it. Fatty cakes key.

Great. So now we go floor six. We are gonna go install that on fatty cakes, and then whatever these items are, are hopefully gonna help me. I feel like we're gonna see a dead body soon. Like how do we not know where anybody went?

Like they all just disappeared. We did Karen's, we haven't done Harold's, Fatty Cake's, or Mr. Braun's. I thought water was leaking over there. That's Mr. Braun. Where's Steve?

We haven't seen Steve or the other woman in fucking forever. Oh, we gotta be right at the end chat. What is this weird ass room? Funny glasses? He has a notepad and salt. Hack send credit card number to dicks? a landmine a mine bowling ball oh shit Boat and sink. A boat sinks!

Land mine. Bat. Pull up. Cereal bat. Fuck. Bowl of cereal!

Train bat. Bat! BALLOT! FUUUCK! DAMMIT! DAMMIT! HAAAAA

This is too hard to remember! This is too hard to remember! I'm so overstimulated right now!

YES! YES! I'm so overstimulated right now

Yes Yes

Fatty cakes the number one rule for you is to not it wait Sorry, i'm like i'm I just entered I was in a trance for a minute there. Give me a give me a fucking second Fatty cakes the number one rule for you using the computer is to not use the computer awesome Then why am I updating it for him so empty so sad download the software? Terrible There's got to be something in this room. That's gonna get me the other two keys because I have nothing that's gonna help me right now Oh my god the trophies on the shelf

Then we match that up with the painting or Matt's not match that up with the painting match that up in the archive room that's easy as shit that'll probably just give us a key we just need mr. bonds and the other one brother skin freaks in there I know it I know the skin freaks in there there's no shot he's not bro he's so in there he's so hiding behind that curtain just waiting. Archive rooms open so we can just walk in. Throw this down here. Oh, I have to... wait. How do I...

What does that do? Oh my god, do I have to move other books around?

No! No! I gotta rearrange move other books around? No No, I

Get him I get a rearrange all the books Okay, that's wrong The black one here is wrong. This is wrong. This needs to move over. What else?

This is wrong

That's gotta be it This is wrong. That's gotta be it.

What?

Dude, I feel like I'm unraveling a weird mystery. Oh my god, is this Mr. Bond's office? Dude, he's just got a bottle of whiskey here. Mr. Bond sure does love his alcohol. A little midday pick me up. Details about an earthquake.

Newspaper about the building. Article about a few years ago businessmen Grandfather clock an image of some old man. There's a fish tank here cocaine Speed increase and now I run fast as shit. Mr. Bond missed the trash can it's a metal medical report Looks like he was recently diagnosed with skin cancer. Do you think Mr. Bond is the skin freak?

Because he has skin cancer and that upsets him, so he's wearing other people's skin that don't have skin cancer? Bond, we've known each other for a long time. I don't mean any disrespect, but be realistic. Just sell the company to me and retire.

You can go anywhere in the world Yet you choose to rot in that musty office of yours surrounded by dimwits I'll take this company to new heights started by cutting off the dead weight. What do you say? Well, I appreciate the offer. I can't imagine myself being anywhere in the world. I bet this company with my bare hands I enjoy working with a dead weight. You can kindly and considerably take your offer shove it up your ass Wow Respectable. He doesn't know how to use the computer, VCs, I don't trust him. Belle she's a keeper, isn't afraid when to say she doesn't know what she's doing, but willing to learn.

Has some real spunk. So we just need to get into Harold's office then. I feel like right now he's just gonna like bust through the door and I'm gonna have to run away. Should we just try and go into Harold's office now there might be something in here that I missed I don't know why I didn't turn on the light switch. Ooh trash can

Reports you think it'll just be open maybe suitcases a calendar Nothing else of use. We just need to get into that last room I need that key code for the locker. That's the last thing.

The locker in that hallway. In the bin, files, his trash, emails. Fuck you, you limp dick. Do it for a penny, ass licker. Install the software, I did. What would be the code to the locker?

Fatty Cake's trash can? I didn't look in his. On his computer or in the office. 547. Okay, so how can I get there quickly? I need to go through the vents again, right?

Why is this open now?

Oh, it's just open? Oh, stop. What's that?

Wow, he must have tore this place apart when he knew he was caught. I might as well install the software in his-

I'm sure it'll just be given to whoever Mr. Bonn ends up hiring to replace him. to here paper shredder unsorted documents a whiteboard do you think i need that locker it might be like a perk down there trash can nothing access denied to the mail access denied what the fuck still lets me install the software he's gonna be right. He's gonna be right there. He's gonna be right there.

Maybe not.

Okay, all done. I can finally go home now.

Wait, I can leave? What the fuck is the locker for? I can just leave? Is he gonna be in the elevator?

Oh! I got you, boss.

Uh, hello? And that's my cue to leave.

I thought my cue to leave was when this first happened and Harold was the one- Bruh, am I really gonna go in the elevator though? This is surely a death sentence. He's not- do you think he's waiting for me at floor one?

No.

No, he's not waiting for me at floor one? No

No, he's not waiting for me. Oh my god. I don't even where the hell are you? I don't have a card reader I maybe I do need maybe I do need that five four seven

What building is in lockdown? Bell? Is that you?

Steve! Yes, I'm here!

Bell, we can't get out! We have to...we have to...

Steve, are you okay?

Don't worry about me kid.

I'm behind the security door.

I've got the access key for the hallway gates, but I can't...

Spit it out Steve, what is it?

Got to get to floor 7. The men who overrides unlocked the building.

Okay, just hold on Steve. I'm coming to you.

He said he was behind here. Where the fuck is he? Is this the showers?

What the fuck?

Police are still combing the wider metro area, looking for the serial killer known as Skin Freak. We still urge individuals to stay inside. We repeat, stay inside. We also ask that you report suspicious act-

What a fucking useless report. I know he's in here with me. Urinal, urinal. Nothing, nothing, nothing. Oh my god, there's blood. No, it's not, it's a toothbrush.

Ohhhhh. Oh my god.

Steve!

Oh my god, he's wet. Bro's got goopy feet. I feel like I dart out of here right. Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo. Nah, he don't kill me right now though. Nah, he ain't see me though.

Ah!

Who the fuck did he just run at? Oh God, I should go do more like two more lines of cocaine so I can run faster. Lucy, you're the last cause.

No.

Basement's the exact opposite direction I need to go. What should I do? Damn it, dude. Can I take the stairs and leave? Bro, I'm not helping her ass. I'm so serious. Chat, I'm so serious.

I'm not helping her. I'm not helping her. This is like an every man for themselves type of moment. Oh my God, wait, we can put in a code for the locker if I could fucking get up there.

What is this?

I don't even know where the fuck I am right now.

I'm just wandering.

Bro.

Ah! Sir Charles!

Charles. No! The garbage chute, there's a ladder. I think, I think I'm ready to begin.

Garbage chute, there's a ladder. What if I see him? Then what the fuck do I do? I'm not gonna be able to get in there. Where could I get into the garbage chute? The kitchen Where's the kitchen? I can't I can't I can't use the oh my god. I can't use the elevator. Oh

Fuck off wait, I walked in there. So I have to crawl under this dude I'm getting fucking murdered the second I get into that chute I feel like that was actually a bait to for Lucy to call me in the basement. Oh my god. Where do I go? Back to the stairs?

Oh my god, the card reader for the garbage chute?

Ooooooh!

I forgot I had that.

AHHHH! He's behind me! He's behind me! He's behind me!

He's behind me, he's right there. Oh my god, I heard his ass breathing Where am I going he said there was a fucking ladder oh my god that lying dick where the fuck am I no I'm so dead I'm so dead you have to get the floor seven how oh my god I have to go up how do I go up how do I go up the bathroom you think I go in the bathroom oh my god I can go to the bathroom I can't reach it YES! A fucking fanny pack! Oh my god! Keycard.

Bro, where is he? What the f- What's that do? AHHHHH!

GO! Oh my god! Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Am I going through the fucking vent? Am I going through the fucking vent? Am I going through the fucking vent? I'm freaking out. Am I- I- I gotta go through the vent. I gotta go through the vent and I gotta climb up. Right.

Oh my god, if he's here...

Stop.

AHHHHH! AHHHHH!

AHHHHH!

OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! stop I don't know where to go I don't know where to go where do I go where do I go how do I get to floor 7 how the fuck do I get to floor 7 don't tell me I gotta go through fucking Harold's room how the fuck do I get to floor 7? Where are the stairs? I don't know where the stairs are. I'm so dead.

The stairs!

The 7th floor.

Stop! Stop!

He's gonna be right there. Oh my god, am I out? Tell me I'm out.

Who the fuck is this?

Who the fuck is this?

It's the delivery guy.

Bro, raise the gate in the hallway.

How about I gotta give you a fucking gun?

You're not gonna do that?

I'm gonna kill you.

I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you.

I'm gonna give me a fucking gun he's trying to give this to me take on yeah I'm gonna take the fucking gun why would I leave the gun what the fuck can I go to the first floor Oh! Steve! That's Harold!

That's Harold!

Oh my God. Bro, I had crazy reaction time though. Wasn't that impressive? I know he's dead and that's kind of sad and he's not the skin freak, but wasn't that like really,

like that was like like that was like But that was like instant like I saw I was so ready for that like you have no idea

Oh, oh my god. I can't tell who it is

What you got for me Steve I Have no idea where I am. Now I gotta get back down. I don't even- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm lost. Follow the lights. Oh, what?

All this, I can't go anywhere. The monitors? Ah! Ah! This is so bad. Who the fuck is that? My dad? He really was following me. Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! I'm freaking the fuck out. I'm freaking the fuck out. I'm freaking the fuck out.

No!

I'm not understanding. Where the fuck do I need to go? I feel like I'm gonna faint. Bro. It's just dead ends. What do I do? Do I just sit here? I'm freaking out. I'm in like survival mode right now.

If he comes bursting down the door I'm fucking shooting him in the face.

Oh bro please. Bro please what do I do?

Where do I... Oh my god I gotta go up the ladder. Oh my god is the skin freak gonna push me off? If I do all this just to die.

What? Is the skin freak gonna push me off if I do all this just to die? What

You gotta climb higher Oh What the fuck does that shit do? I'm dead. I'm dead. Yo, nobody in this ass sees me right now.

Stay away from me! I

Can't push him I can't push him nobody saw that insane

Why would I do that because I thought I was gonna be able to push him off

What the fuck? What the hell was the point of the valve?

You saw my hand I'm gonna try and- Oh. No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Mr. Braun? See? Just a friendly face underneath.

Steve?!

Steve?!

I gave you a donut, and you fucking chopped my hand off.

S-Steve? You're... How? Come on, girl. Come with me What?

What did I do wrong? Oh was I supposed to run? Bro, it's a cutscene. How the fuck was I supposed to run? You're supposed to run. I'm I have to fuck was I supposed to know that. This is it. I fucked it.

Ah!

Forgot about the valve. Fourth try's a charm. I'm spamming S key.

See?

Oh, there we go.

Come on, Bell. Come with me. I'm sorry I had to lie to you Oh, there we go. Bro, he is so much faster than I am. One last night together though. I wasn't expecting you to work tonight. Fate is funny, huh? I hid in the basement while the police searched the building.

Oh my God, and then he came back out.

I was just about to leave. I had everything I needed and was going to leave the state. But then, then you walked in bell and I just I needed your skin not for selfish reasons I could always see your pain you know I admire your strength which one do I press? I really do.

But one look into your eyes and I can see it. Now, wrapped around me, I'll be able to keep you safe forever. Isn't that a nice thought, Bell?

No, I'd rather have my own skin.

I'll cut that beautiful skin of yours away and I'll leave all the ugliness underneath.

No way he's still alive. Have I- should I walk up to him now?

Oh my god But now what now what no way no way I Shot my bone my fucking protruding arm bone into his eyeball

Yo Do you think they reattached my arm? Probably not, it got chainsawed off I don't think there's-

I don't strain yourself

Dude, why did she walk like that? Peggy's bad

really

All right, sweetie. He'll be with you in just a moment. This is like really creepy like he's not dead Is it gonna be Steve?

Oh! Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I Think that was a bad dream. No, that was a bad dream I don't think I died because it gave me a it gave me an achievement that said survive, but that was a fire game The one part the only thing that genuinely fucking pissed me off Was the fact that I needed to reuse certain items that I didn't know I would need to reuse. Was the fact that I needed to reuse certain items that I didn't know I would need to reuse. Infinity for the Sun.