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I have a bit of a confession to make. I... I've lied to you. I'm a little bit of a fraud. I got so many nice comments about my base in the previous episode. And it does look really good. Like it looks... I'm super happy with how everything's come together.
And the comments were all incredibly positive... Until GeminiTay started streaming. And actually Gem has just logged in so I'm going to take up this issue with her. I have a bone to pick with you Have you been live streaming? Maybe and I'm aware that you've been live streaming because I was reading through my comments the other day and I was receiving nothing But lovely comments Okay, I've been nothing but positivity on my first episode
I was feeling good about myself and then I got a comment saying Saw the back of mumbo's base on gems stream today with five vomiting faces. What the heck gem?
You don't do that to a man.
I had to make a path through here
and you had such a lovely viewpoint up there by my base.
Yeah.
And I thought that that was awesome.
So then I started on this path.
Yeah.
And then I realized, you didn't do the back.
Well, I didn't have to show the back. I didn't think anyone was gonna view the back! Mumbo, we're in the middle of the server! You could have blurred it! Censor things like that, Gem! Censor them! I mean, I'm gonna try and find the ugly angle of your bridge. Which will be hard because it's a really nice bridge, alright? It's- it is lovely.
Um...
I'll go inside, I haven't done it yet. Okay, yeah, no, that have both accidentally built Grian.
Yes, I did realize that. Where have you built Grian?
The windows are eyes, and then the railings a bit like a crown on his head or something, maybe his hair.
I mean, I can, for some reason, even though I couldn't point out a specific Grian, I see what you're saying.
Unfortunately, that's Grian because he is just two little eyeballs.
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Get started freeYeah, he's just two lines. The man has built his entire identity on two lines. Please don't take this the wrong way, Grian, but you have such a simple face.
Yeah, we were talking about your simple face.
Like, you have the simplest face. It's like, three points always creates a triangle, right? Two lines always just creates a grian. There's just no way to stop it from happening, you know?
You can build a grian in three blocks.
Yeah.
Is he all right?
He's gone right now.
Wait, what do you think is happening
inside his head right now?
Honestly, this is the funniest response he could possibly have. Anyone who didn't watch episode one will not have seen the front side of my base yet, and that is heartbreaking.
Mumba, you put your viewpoint over there, but actually, this is where we hang out.
Yeah, you should have made it this direction. I mean, maybe. Rotate mean rotate 90 degrees like it's not staying like this guys i am gonna make this side look good as well rotate the front finish the back yeah yeah green green is so committed to not doing the back of his build that he would rather just rotate the front but yeah there's a there's a certain irony to the fact that you haven't finished the back of that
and it's messed as well.
Yeah, it's seeped in. It's seeped in. So now that my fraud has been officially recognised, it's time to get building. And I'll be totally honest, with the first half of the build, like the part that I kind of showed for the entirety of the previous episode, I had a pretty good plan. You know, I knew I was going to do the overhang. I knew that I wanted to do all the supports. I knew how I wanted to shade things, where I wanted all of the windows to go. For this backside, I had no plan.
I mean, the biggest headache that I actually got was the entrance to the base itself, how I was going to do the staircase going up, because if I continued the stone going up, then that means that I would have to extend out the base. And I kind of didn't want to extend out the base and I needed to think of some way to suspend it. In the end, I switched from stone over to planks
and I think it looks pretty cool. I kind of tried my best to make it look a bit rickety. And by this point, I was kind of flowing it and kind of getting into the rhythm of things except for the actual back of the top cabin, which I thought I'd mix things up and do like an indent into the cabin itself. So instead of having a protruding balcony, you almost have an inset one. I'm not a hundred percent certain on this. It kind of looks a little bit toothless,
so that might change in the future. But regardless of that, I'm still incredibly happy with how all of this has come together. I placed the sign somewhere up on this ridge, denoting that that is the official viewpoint for my base, but Gem has placed her own sign, denoting this as the official viewpoint for her. And I've got to say, it looks pretty cool. It's a more awkward angle,
because of course you don't get the depth of the section kind of pointing out, but it still looks lovely. I think it looks really sweet from this path over here, much, much nicer. And this angle, which is literally
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Get started freeonly an angle I'm going to see, is cool. Now let's move on to the birds. Now seriously, why are there so many chickens out here? How is my chicken farm overflowing? That doesn't make any sense. Not those sorts of birds.
Welcome to my Redstone testing world. It's nice to be here today I want to try and see if I can make a flock of animated birds I know this really shouldn't be my priority in the early days of a Minecraft world But I mean already we're off to a pretty solid start. Is this gonna make it look like a pterodactyl? You know what kind of a big goose goose. You know, an interesting thing has happened here. I now can't decide which way round I think this bird is facing.
Cause that now kind of looks like a tail. And this now looks like a head that's extended out. I think a lightning rod is maybe better if I am going for the head thing. Yeah, cause look, these are like little legs. Yeah, that definitely looks like,
does that look like a duck flying or like a goose? I tried to find Geese the animal, but then I found Geese the band. Cameron Winters is fantastic as well. His solo album's great, but... Hmm.
Yeah, there's a little bit of plumage back there and there's a little bit of leg action happening. I think if I do them in the Vs. If I put them in the correct formation, I suppose. Look at that. Once they're all flapping, I think...
Ah.
I thought we were in business. I mean, like, when they are all flapping, when they are... I imagine if that kept going, that would look amazing. How do I keep it going? I need something that is going to randomly trigger them.
I've experimented with having just a massive, a massive goose at the front. The mother goose. I don't know if that works. This isn't terrible. I'm using a shelf.
Apparently shelves make enough noise when they're powered and de-powered to actually trigger the Sculpt Sensors. I think the reality is I'm looking at this way too close. I need to go up to like here and see how that is. Like when they're way off up in the sky,
that is, that's much better. Oh, that actually looks cool when you start stacking them up. If you imagine there's like a handful of these in the sky, in fact, just these ones existing has made these ones look better. And obviously, if we vary the number of geese in in the formations,
I think we could be onto a winner here. Now, outside of the obvious requirement for Skulk sensors to build these, I'm going to need a happy ghast. Now I've played with these a bunch in creative mode, but I haven't really touched them too much in survival. So I'm not even entirely sure how you get a dried ghast. However, one thing that I do remember from my speedrun is that occasionally you can get them from these guys. So should I just- should I just drop a stack of gold onto the floor? And see if I can get one?
I mean if there's anything that I've learned from gold trading with these it is that I'm not particularly lucky. WHAT?! Where were you? Where were you? Okay, okay, okay.
Mmhmm, mmhmm.
Yep, mmhmm.
Oh, oh, oh!
Hey! That's gone well!
Now I just need to throw this little guy into a puddle and in the next 20 minutes or so we should have a happy fella. Let's just grab some wool, a little bit of yellow dye and we can craft ourself a ghast harness,
or as I like to call it, a ghanis. Come on, you're suitably moist. Your damp is the day is long. Oh, we have changes. He is soaking to satisfaction. I don't know what I'm talking about.
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Get started freeI don't do well with waiting. After many more minutes of egregious alliteration. I now have a little happy ghast. I guess I should get this guy on a balloon before he flies away. I don't have any snowballs. So there is potential that this could go wrong. I just watched back that clip.
I said get this guy on a balloon. Anyway, small happy ghast is now big happy ghast. And I think if I just jump and right click, that should do the trick he's now decked out now I know I should have snowballs to get him down but I don't have those so if I just jump and right-click does that work that does seem to work I don't think I'm tethered
to that fence post anymore this is my first time riding a happy ghast in survival Minecraft and I gotta say this is ridiculously enjoyable oh my goodness look how cool gems base looks from up, look how cool Jem's base looks from up here. Look how cool ScarJarBinks looks. My base looks super cute down there as well. This is incredibly useful as long as I'm not stupid. What did I do to deserve that?
It's time to head down to the deep dark. Now this is going to be a quick in and out job because frankly I'm scared, that's Grian. I could have sworn there was some deep dark down under his cave. Grian, wish me luck. Wish me luck. Yes, this was it. This. This was it.
Yes, past this. Down at the bottom of this cave, I found the beginnings of Skulk during my get good session. I marked the location, but did not want to be there.
Oookay.
Ah. It seems like this does not go quite as far as I kind of hoped it did this has triggered a shrieker somewhere else So it's going down. Oh, I hate everything about this Yeah, oh oh Okay I'm familiar with that sound. Where is it? Surely? It's like not anywhere nearby. I brought some wool with me
I just want to build birds. That's all I want. I just want to build the birds. Oh gosh wool with me. I just want to build birds. That's all I want. I just want to build birds. Oh gosh. I don't like that. Don't like that. Do not like that. This is far too stressful. This is just for skulk senses. They're not even that good. I just want to make birds. I'm just here to make geese. I mean, surely if I stay inside of like a one by one tunnel.
What the heck?
How did he do that? No, thanks. I'm okay, actually. I don't think I need geese. There is no need. There is no need for this.
Oh, just no, just no, just no. What was I thinking? There's me thinking I'm just gonna come along. I'm gonna get a bunch of skulk sensors And I'm gonna have flocks of geese, okay Well, I think I found the entrance I actually do kind of need to remember where this this entrance was just in case the inevitable Happens. I can't believe I only brought like four torches with me a mumbo-jumbo does not belong here
I just want that known that that thing there is the shrieker, right? Okay, there's another shrieker over there so as long as I stay in this zone I am of course going to trigger the skulk sensors as I break them But as far as I can tell there's no shrieking thing and then as hit as soon as I hear a shrieker I guess I should stop mining the things. My thumb is working hard. I can tell you that Got it. She's gonna creep my way along because there's one here. Oh Okay
Oh gosh, if I just go up on a wool pillar What's the verdict interesting oh I so dislike this Why can he detect me? Wait, have I misjudged? HAVE I MASSIVELY MISJUDGED? AHHHHHHAHAHAH! I THOUGHT THEY DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME IF I WAS STUNNED INTO A WALL! I Thought they didn't know about me if I was still on top of a wall! I really should look things up. I really should look things up. I really should look things up I really should look things up. I really should look things up
Why would I not look that up before going down there with all my stuff? How? How have I done that to myself? How have I done that to myself? I totally thought I was safe I was chilling up there not even thinking that anything was wrong. I must admit I should have taken some context cues there. Oh gosh, Grian's loading the area! This is bad, this is bad, this is bad, this is bad,
this is very bad. Oh my goodness. I'm just trying to build geese! That's all I'm doing this for is building geese! Geese! Nobody even cares about geese! Oh, I so thought I was fine.
Oh, come on. Come on.
What?
Is it sniffing for me?
Oh, great. Oh, great.
I'm just going to run. This is a terrible strategy. Terrible strategy. But at least I've spotted my stuff. Oh, gosh. Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness. Did I just do it? I think I just did it. And I just found diamonds. My luck has come back. Okay, so we out here learning.
We out here learning. Learning is important. Just need to be real relaxed about this. Yep, so we out here learning. We out here learning. Learning is important. Just need to be real relaxed about this. Yep, no shrieker around. This is good. I should have brought a hoe down.
Hoes are actually what mine these the fastest. I gotta say when I planned this, I had quite a large number of geese in mind, but I think our migration is going to be much smaller this year. Now I'm taking out all of the ones on the outskirts first because I think there is some risk
that the ones on the inside will trigger a shrieker. Oh, for goodness sake. It happens so fast. This is so insanely stressful. I am genuinely surprised that Minecraft has been able to keep its age rating with this.
I'm an adult and I am terrified. I genuinely think if I played this when I was 12, I would have had a cardiac arrest. There's no way I would have survived it.
No, no.
Where is the Shrieker? I'm hoping so sincerely that this is the only one in range. Seems to be. Oh, OK. Right. As far as I can tell, there's no Shriekers over on this side.
Where? Where? Where? Where does he keep coming from? I cannot see anywhere that the shrieker would have gone So I think I'm going to stick to the outskirts again, right? Is me getting rid of this going to trigger that shrieker? There's so many of them around here My goodness, I think I can make it gosh the sounds. Oh, okay
How many we got 48 that is that is actually so much more than I expected Like genuinely we came down here and I mind like four blocks and then immediately spawned a warden I realized how much harder this is going to be. Okay. Now, let's build some geese I just quickly pop back into the redstone testing world to play around with something. I remembered the calibrated sculpt sensors actually have a shorter cooldown than regular sculpt sensors, which means that we can now have a self-powering goose tray. We no longer need the ugly mother goose with the
redstone clock in it. We can have this set up right here which looks much better. Well this is awkward.
I don't think this is awkward at all. I think this is awesome.
We wore the same thing. Yeah we are we are matching but I'd say that just means that we're part of the squad. What are you transporting? You've got a chicken and a chest. Yeah yeah this is uh this is my bookstore. I call it the total bookstore. We got all the books. Oh no way down below I'm just going around seeing if anybody needs anything. I mean what diamonds a book? Can I can I go and can I check this out? You can shift click into that? I'm pretty good to this. I say fourth customer. I'm not sure what's left in stock here
But why there's anything you fancy feel free. There's Silk Touch. There is Silk Touch. Respiration 3, Protection 4. You know what? I might go for Silk Touch. Now, there's no way for me to place a block, is there? Should we go down? Should we go down to make the sale? Let's go down. One, two, and Silk Touch. Nicely done. All right. touch. Nicely done! Pleasure doing business with you! Well at least one positive came from me not understanding how happy ghasts work. In case it wasn't obvious, my plan was
to float up in the happy ghast, stop, create a little platform, build up my geese, float off, build up some more geese, but you actually can't place blocks on them. I've actually just installed a mod that makes happy ghasts work in the way that I imagined that they did. So the ghast stops, turns into a platform, I can place blocks on the side of it and then float off to my heart's content. This seems like a super cool and very Minecraft-y feature. It's so Minecraft-y that I thought it was in Minecraft, but alas, it isn't and I'm incredibly embarrassed.
And so begins my happy pillar. You've been made redundant, mate. And my first goose is... Oh no! Well that's gone well. Okay, happy ghast, I regret calling you redundant, I kind of need you again. I wish I had some snowballs. The eggs work? Um, almost? Yes! At least the sound of these things isn't annoying. Like, at least it's now a nice calming construction experience.
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Get started freeI think my first V of geese's has been constructed, and I'm hoping I can use the happy gas to fly back up there. But I am extremely curious to see how this looks from the ground. I forgot a slab!
Hello, Gem.
Oh, you're Canadian, right?
Yes, Mumbo, I'm Canadian.
I'm trying to build geese look behind you. Those are geese. Yeah
That's what you were doing. Yeah
It's not going so well. They need to be so much further away. They're currently like giant geese and
So
Why aren't they pale wood? Okay geese have white bodies, but then brown wings I shouldn't have questioned the Canadian. And with a new plan engaged, it was time to get geeseing once again. Old geese are gone, new geese are in, and I think I've placed them facing in the wrong direction. I currently have them flying away from spawn,
when actually I think I want them flying towards spawn. Our first official set of geese is now built, and I'm just going to have to cross my fingers and hope that it looks really cool. I think up here is where I want to build the next set and at this point I realized I should have been in a Hermitcraft meeting but was active on the server, which is not a good look. Now I promise you I was incredibly focused and incredibly attentive during this meeting while my brain was at 98% capacity with geese thoughts. This build is the weirdest thing I've ever built in Minecraft. Like, it's so strange to try and think like this, because whenever I've built anything else in the game,
you know, you kind of have a structure and you kind of have a form. You're building a thing, a solid object. You can see how it comes together. And don't get me wrong, my building style has gotten more complicated over the years. Of course, I'm using gradients and I'm having to think of slightly more abstract ways of approaching the game, building in shadows and everything like that. But this takes it to a whole new level because I'm effectively creating like a particle field, like a big old bunch of just points in the sky that then have to come together to make a cool looking formation and I have to align those things
to chunk borders so that hopefully they continue flapping when they get unloaded and also I need to make sure that it kind of looks good from multiple angles and that is incredibly challenging but after a good few hours the build is now completed. And I've looked back in the next morning to see stationary geese, a whole bunch of stationary geese. No. Well, the formation is good.
I like the formation. I think I think they're in good spots. I like the little birds that kind of break up the gaps between the geese. I might add a little bit of deviation to the geese. I might make them look slightly less kind of like perfectly aligned. Maybe maybe chuck in a couple on the edges.
But I need to sort this animation issue. I have a few ideas. We'll come back to them at the end of the episode. For now, I really just want to relax and stop thinking about geese. And I'm going to relax by doing something that I've always wanted to do. Take on a trial chamber with my friends on the Hermitcraft server. The only time I've ever done a trial chamber was with TommyInnit, which was definitely an experience. I accused Jay Schlatt of having a Brazilian butt lift, which is something
that I still think about. Now I've assembled an absolute dream team of the best fighters on the server and I'm going to get us geared up with iron armour just in case things go south so we don't lose all of our good stuff. Which is unlikely because as I say I've assembled a dream team of the best fighters on the server. This place is undeniably a work of art. I'm having to be slightly loose with the enchantments. Oh bad luck. Oh that's not bad that. Um, excuse me?
What?
Excuse me? What? Excuse me?
When can I get this luck for my diamond armor? Which, by the way, is in the process of disappearing. This is our final enchantment, and we have protection three, not too terrible.
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Get started freeThere we go.
All I need to do now is craft up some shields, and now it is time to meet up with the dream team. Now, Gem's too talented to be around us, to be honest with you.
Oh, yay!
That's humble!
Actually, no, no, actually, I'm changing that around. Gem's not talented enough to be in our fine group. Here's our other talented squad member turning up.
Yes!
Oh, God, what are the three of you getting up to? Why? Why can't you just believe in us? It shouldn't matter what we're gonna do. I cannot even imagine what's about to happen given this group.
We're about to take on a trial chamber. We're about to absolutely smash it. It's not gonna know what's hidden.
One of you has no armor on.
Which one?
Which one is it?
Like we're all pretty talented. We've got the skills. Wren's doing well there. Yep. Skiz has got many things, and then I'm me.
Name one of them.
Name one of them, Mumbo.
So sad, that's too mean.
Don't let her turn us on each other, man.
It's what she wants.
Yeah, Gem, I just don't know if you're quite qualified to be in this conversation, you know?
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Get started freePlease stay online just in case things do really go south. My proposal is we keep track of our deaths and whoever has the most deaths becomes the squire to the other two for at least a month. Have I got a bed? Yeah we can all just sit spawned to the same bed. Mumbo and I in a twin-sized bed. That'll work. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ren just squeezed in between us.
Those legs gonna be snapping.
Oh, this is lovely. Whoa! Ren!
This is Pearl's place.
Oh, OK.
The firewoman of the server. I wish I could say it was mine. I mean, yes, this is my base. What do you guys think? It's awesome, right?
Yeah, this way you could probably see the Enchantarium now coming up in the distance.
It looks almost as good as the fire truck, Ren. No, I really like your Enchantarium, Ren. It's super cool. I really like the thing on top with the particle effects and stuff. It actually looks super, super cool. Yeah, it's a manna pylon. It's feeding the city with the magical manna that it requires to function.
That's the lore.
I am not.
Duh.
Duh. No, I got that all from it as well. And I was about to say the same thing to you. Nice. Yeah. I'm glad we're on the same page about it.
Alright, boys, our fate lies at the bottom of this cave hole. Did anybody bring coal?
Oh, diamonds, mate! Oh, no! Diamonds! Oh, you're not... People aren't going to like you for that, Wren.
Wait, have you got silk touch?
Skiz, did you fortune pickaxe those things at the very least?
Uh, no, it's actually silk. I'll do them later.
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Get started freeWait, no, no, no, no, but, but, did you get the ore?
You got the stone diamond ore? Oh, dude, it's two different kinds. Yeah. Yeah. That one's really rare. That's really rare. Super rare one. No, the other one. Yeah. That's the rarest blocks in the game. Yeah. This is insanely rare. You got two of them. Um, why, why, why am I being told that this is rare? I'm feeling pretty stupid right now. This just looks like regular diamond order
me because diamonds no longer scoring no longer spawn at level 11. They spawn way down in deep slate.
So to find old school diamond ore is extremely rare. We've already won. We've already won.
This is... Are you guys trolling me?
This is like...
No, no, for real, dude. For real.
This is 100% true.
And I was panicking for you in how you were going to get blasted down in the comment section. Yep. I was panicking for you in how you were gonna get blasted down in the comment section. Yep, yep. And like, genuinely, you almost just lost your YouTube channel. Thank goodness that you have SnugTouch, because that would have been the end of your career, buddy.
To battle we go!
Woohoo! Yeah, baby!
Right, where does one go?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, boys. Let's do the top floors first, because if we do the bottom floors we activate the top ones and they fall on top of us All right. So let's let these fellas
Does anyone have an arrow I oh, yeah, I do I do I do I have one arrow
Single arrow I put them all in the chest. Why do you put all of the arrows in the chest, Renn?
Here we go.
All right, I'm taking care of business here.
Let's work on the skeleton one. As soon as we've killed enough skeletons, it will stop spawning.
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Get started freeThis one's done, apart from, I guess, some skeletons that are down at the bottom, maybe?
Nice.
That sounded good. That sounded like keys to me.
That's a good sign. That's okay. I got three. Let me give you each one and let's go do the vaults. Oh, whoa
Yep, oh My Rami
Yeah, I guess they've been spawning the whole time and I we just haven't noticed
Oh
Geez, okay
Bad times. Yeah, okay
Are you okay? I think all the skeletons are gone. Careful, Skizz, you've just activated a zombie spawner, dude.
Oh, I don't wanna be here!
Okay, it just...
That's why they have, like, we need air support.
Oh, okay, okay, there's actually quite a large number.
Oh, goodness.
Oh, I should have brought a water bucket.
Why did I not bring a water bucket?
Ding, ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Okay, okay, you gotta go now. That's amazing. You have four to change
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Get started freeGolden apple iron ingot bread
Nobody got ominous potion. Yeah, well I can keep going I can keep going. God. There's so much
This is the real loose done. Okay, do you fresh room? Okay battle up friends? Let's go. Are we going up? We're gonna have a lot of strength. Yeah
skeletons skeletons
Skeletons are by far the most annoying.
Yeah.
I mean, we're absolutely dominating.
Boom!
What's up?
Yeah!
Look at this.
This is amazing. As they spawn, they just get evaporated.
I know.
I'm hitting them with a carrot. That would probably be a suboptimal strategy. key cha-ching oh got a smithing template very nice that's pretty cool that's pretty cool i might go
for it next
oh wind charge you got a yeah you got a wind charge you got channeling and then yeah that's about it a golden carrot my turn come on ominous come on big money big money wind charge charge
arrows what boys there's another loot box here yeah Okay. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
We have promised incompetence and so far we have not provided that. And I feel like we could do better in the incompetence department, you know?
Oh, we turned it on!
Sorry!
I didn't realize what I was having to do!
It's the blazer!
Ow, I'm poisoned!
What the heck?
Are you poisoned? Ow! poison what the heck are you crazy that ow oh they bounce it back maybe shot with a bow and arrow
apparently not oh my god oh my god goodness i got one of the rods it's such a cool fighting mechanic oh no no no it's a spawner it's a spawner
i'm new i'm new Okay, I'm gonna get healthy and safe what is hurting hurting me? Thank goodness. We didn't panic though guys. I need help Okay
You guys you guys immediately folded under under the zero pressure
Because I was taking to see look at this. I was taking care of business. You run off. I saw your name tag It was basically it was about three pixels on my screen. That's how that's how far away you ran
Remember Oh
Diamonds. Yes. All right. You know what? Should I just drink this now so that yeah, I'm drinking it now drinking it
Okay, no warning. You know what should I just drink this now so that yeah, I'm drinking it now drinking it. Okay, no warning No warning was given. Oh Gosh I can't actually escape. Oh my goodness. Okay, let's get I could just see you just Alright, that's how I go heal! See? Dead! We did it!
We crushed it!
Okay, what we got? I got no big keys. Gosh darn it! I got three big boy keys!
No way did you!
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Get started freeI got Ren's junk pile! Oh, that didn't sound good! That didn't sound good! Why's that happened?
Is it because of my omen?
No, this one just wasn't activated yet.
Okay. Excuse me, your grunts need to stop.
Oh, this is bad!
No, we just finished it. Alright, so now we gotta find a big boy vault.
Come on, baby! Heavy core!
Three diamonds!
Wait, you got a heavy core? Golden apple.
Did you get a heavy core?
Boom.
Read them and weep them boys.
Wait, so you've done it?
You did it. Wait, yeah baby. We did it.
Wait.
The first trim, get out of the way.
That's insane.
This has gone, this has gone far.
Heavy core. This has gone- This has gone far- HEAVY CORES! HEAVY CORES! GET US! WOOO! What's happening?
Are they-
Are they not-
Are they not meant to be rare?
They are!
They are!
Hold on, I gotta get the rest of my stuff-
Diamonds!
Yeah baby!
Come on Mumbo, you can do this dude.
Okay, come on Mumbo. I feel like I'm gonna ruin it! You can do this! I got a smithing template. I got a diamond axe.
Wait a minute, isn't...
Isn't...
Yeah, that's better.
I'm glad I invited you guys. You know what I love about these chambers though? The sounds. You know what I don't love sound effects wise? Is Skizz's grunts as he's hitting things. You sound like you're auditioning for Wimbledon, you know?
I think when you drink one in a room it activates it.
Yeah that's what I would imagine. Oh no no no no!
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Get started freeNow it's go time dude!
Never mind! It's go time! Right I'm taking the same strap. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no's the diamond color, so this is the more dangerous version.
Guys, can I get some help on the bottom floor, please?
Yeah, I'm helping you from above. I am helping as best as I can, I just keep missing. Where is he? Where is he? Is he invisible? It's just a regular skeleton as well. We got bread and steak.
Bread and steak, that's super. I found the staircase, boys.
Let's go sniffed it out
I'm not okay because of all skittish doing
I'm gonna have to censor those grunts. Wait skids. You need to go turn the ones on upstairs to do
That might have been me
I'm not okay. I'm not okay up here
See the thing oh, I'm dealing with the bottom one! I'm dealing with the bottom one! I think I'm gonna...
Get him, get him, get him. This guy has so much armor, dead!
Dig into a hole somewhere. Dig into a wall, dude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get out of here!
No!
Bottom one's finished! Oh my good lord, it's an absolute armada up there. That's not great.
I gotta make my ticker.
What?
Oh, the-
The mumbo's still at negative five.
Yeah, I know, I'm crushing it.
We got one of the keys.
We got one of the keys.
Okay, I gotta come to you guys.
I'm dying. One life.
Oh, I just activated another one coming to try and meet you guys! Skiz! I know what I'm supposed to do!
There's too many, I don't know if I like this one bit I might eat a golden apple, is that smart?
That is...
That's very smart, yes They're kind of shooting each other, I don't think I've hit a single shot I'm not gonna lie
Yes you did
You let me on fire 12 times
Yeah, I'm only accurate when it comes to skiz. Ding ding ding.
Dude!
What the heck?! Have you seen upstairs?! Have you seen upstairs?! I wanna get my stuff! Give me my stuff! No!
No!
No, skiz! His last words were,
Uh. That's gonna be on my gravestone.
Just, uh.
Just E-U-G-H.
Here lies Skizzleman.
Uh.
Here lies Skizzleman. Known for, uh. Known for phrases such as...
We did it boys!
We did it!
We actually crushed it.
Am I the only one that hasn't died?
I'm crushing it.
Oh, that's good.
No!
I love the fact...
We had no... we had no stakes we had no stakes for this until skids decided there were stakes and now he's in this situation and I absolutely love that for him we did immaculately we did do pretty good as gentlemen and
scholars and we dominated this place we smashed it oh you're doing it yeah but it's gotta be mumbo he needs core. I do have bad luck though.
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Get started freeWhy is Wren pretending not to hear us?
We can only do it once each.
Oh, okay.
Oh, is that right? That makes sense.
Okay, I did not know that. I will say this, if I get a core, it's going to my...
We're all trying to get a core from Mumbo. That makes cool guys to Mumbo. I didn't get one. I didn't get one.
What did I get here? Anything?
Emeralds, arrows, sprees. Come on!
Okay, bad luck, bad luck. I don't know if we've got any more spawners. I think we've crushed the whole thing. I found one! I found one! Come back!
Come back! I've noticed we are all clustered in one spot. This is good though. I feel like this is our yes friend Yes, giving us more angle. I like it. I like it Pythagoras I don't wanna die to this guy dude! No! No!
Skid!
Come on man!
Ah, the problem is getting back to you guys.
No!
Oh my goodness.
Ah, yeah.
Okay, another one's aggravated. This one is ominous, yes.
Definitely ominous.
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Get started freeGosh, I can't get anywhere safe.
The Brees are so cool. They are so cool.
It's such a fun game mechanic.
Skid! The Breeze are so cool. They are so cool. It's such a fun game mechanic. Oh, I'm gonna get killed by a silverfish. Oh, I've started another spawner, Ren. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Mumbo, what have you done? What have you done? I'm so bad at that, I just can't stop wandering around. You know what I'm like with the way that I move? It's a disaster. It's a disaster in situations like this. Excellent. I've got two. So we need to find the big loot box for this room. Should I check my key in?
Well, should we wait for skids? Oh, nevermind.
Hold on, dude. Go ahead. Just do it. Just do it. I'm, oh my gosh. I'm in a huge fight here.
I got nothing good. Nothing good.
Go on, man.
Go on. Here we go. belts, arrows, iron. Get that core! You guys got so lucky!
What?
I'm blown away by the way. That was outrageous. That is an incredible pull, dude. For each to get one first try.
Now we did continue recycling all of the rooms that we had previously been to, getting more ominous keys and rolling every single large vault that we could find in the trial chamber, and sadly, I never got myself a mace, but I did have a fantastic time hanging out with these two.
It went surprisingly extremely well, I didn't die a single time and I will release the full extended version of this session on my Mumbo But More Jumbo YouTube channel, which is linked down in the description. I don't know whether to be happy, surprised or concerned that I got the least deaths in that group. I have been playing around with these geese all morning in the redstone testing world and I have discovered that if you just place
an armor stand on top of a skulk sensor, it will repeatedly activate. Like it turns into a strange redstone clock. I mean, this is really, really strange behavior, but it's incredibly useful, especially because of course we have the armor stand poser mod which means I could make armor stands invisible which means we can now have singular flapping birds this is like a huge development and and the flapping is like it's a consistent flap it's not relying on other there's no relying on other things it's just insanely
satisfying as you can tell I'm extremely excited by this, it's not relying on other things. It's just insanely satisfying. As you can tell, I'm extremely excited by this. So it's time to give all the geese on the server the flappy bird treatment. What on earth is this? I don't, I don't actually know if I like being neighbours with Xisuma, you know? So if I just plonk this down here, yep That is now repeatedly
Doing its thing and I think I'm going to give every single one of the geese The flap because I guess if only one of the geese has the fast flapping wings It will look a little bit strange. So all of them have to flap fast. Ah, yeah, that looks really really cool That the more flapping looks super good. I do wish I had some beeswax so that I could stop these lightning rods from oxidizing but currently I definitely don't have enough bees. Second set of geese done, third set of geese done, that's geese set number four, and the final goose, some would say the golden goose I suppose, is done.
I know I may have complained earlier about not being able to place things on the side of the happy ghast, but being able to use the happy ghast for things like this has made my life significantly easier. So I still love this guy. Now let's see if the past few days of hard work has paid off. This might be one of the highest efforts to block place ratios I've ever had.
But I would say it's probably worth it, right? Like that is so cool. That is so cool and so weird. I've never really seen a Minecraft build with an excessive use of birds. I do think I should add some deviance to some of the geese.
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Get started freeI do think I should do that and maybe a few extra swarms. But the cool thing is this is something that I can work on throughout the season and can kind of adapt and change as my base progresses. Obviously at the minute, the focal point of my base is here. So a lot of them are in this area,
but as things expand out across and go up, we can change things around. I'm so happy that it finally worked out. I finally managed to do it. It was a bit touch-and-go throughout some points of this There we go We have we have we have geese. Yep Definitely definitely experiencing the early game here. You know, everyone knows about early game
geese And trying to get your geese as soon as possible in your new Minecraft world, maybe
Yeah, maybe Yeah, maybe
Maybe I should shift my priorities a bit
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