HUMAN SHAPED

Hello, everybody.My name is Markiplier and welcome to Human Shape.I wonder if this is gonna be something like Shift at Midnight, which I think got a full release recently.I'm not a hundred percent sure.Story is, I think you are a clerk on your night shift, I'm guessing, at a 24 -hour convenience store.Not an uncommon scenario.

Night one!Oh my god.I thought those were faces.I thought those were giant faces.Man, I live in a sty.I mean, I'm not one to talk.

I've got Like, I've got two random half -drink coffee cups and cans here, so I'm not exactly the most cleanly.I need to eat something.Do I?What in the world could I even eat here?Oh!Ah!

Can I turn on a light, please?It is dark in here.Alright, that's a little better.Cold, I need to heat it up.Well, microwave it is.

WHOA!

I didn't know I had a nuclear microwave!I didn't know I had the surf of the sun in the box.Dong.

Ding.

Yum.Wash your face.Well, you know, that's a little bit of hygiene.That's nice.The wash face on the toilet?Are we sure about that?

Okay.I was about to say.I would have been surprised if it let me.Head to the mart.Use bathroom.Wash face with toilet.

Wash face with shower?No.Alright.Goodbye, apartment!Goodbye!This kind of has a similar vibe as, uh, all those other horror games.

The - the one by the Chilizart, um, makes this a lot.It's kind of... slice of life.I - I don't mi - I know it probably sounds like I'm critical when a lot of games do this.It's not really that.not this way Okay, it's not really that I'm critical about it.It's like I'm critical of things that I've seen too many times But also I know that a lot of these things high are just based in real life.

How's it going?

That's quite a waddle.Yeah.What's up gamer?Is that a gamer shirt?Wow.Hey gamer.

Whoa You approaching me?Are you approaching - Oh, hi.You're approaching me?You're - Oh my god.Alright, fine.Jeez.

Someone else went missing?This neighborhood is getting worse.I'm surprised that person thought I wasn't gonna kidnap them!This way.Special dis - Hi!What's going on?

What's up, gamer?Hey, everyone in the neighborhood's a gamer.What are you doing?What are you doing?Yeah, that's what I thought.Oh, no!

Oh, newspaper, okay.Sure hope no one thought that about me. I'm perfectly in place.It's a chode of a cloud.Alright, I'm going to the Mart.Kinda looks a little bit like Lixian's game.Oh!

Huh?What?

Please tell me that was like my stomach or something from the horrible meal I just ate.Hi.What is happening out there?What is occurring?Hey, what's up?I just had that for lunch.

Hey, what's up?Look who finally showed up.You live like two minutes away.Night shifts are killing me.My brain is still asleep.Same.

My eyes are burning.I keep seeing things moving in the aisles.I need a nap.Too much coffee, maybe.Go home before you pass out.The manager called.

He said if anyone acts weird or looks off, just don't serve them.Finally.Permission to be mean to customers.Get some rest.See you tomorrow.Don't fall asleep at the register.

I'll try.Alright.It's all me now.Grab the barcode scanner.How deep into the convenience store simulator are we gonna go?Because I'm prepared to go pretty deep.

I don't mind.I don't mind at all.I'm ready.Barcode scanner acquired.Now see, I would like to be able to rope off this path back here so that no one can get me.Oh, hello.

Welcome, weirdo!Hi.Oh, yeah, come on in.Everybody's welcome here.Do I have a gun?It's a very shifted midnight thing.

It's just like, hey, a gun.Did your face just change?I swear your face changed.Hi.Oh my god, supermarket simulator.Oh, yeah, I know, right?

This just reminds me I need to play Super Mario.- Super Mario Simulator again.Cause I said I was gonna get back into it and then I completely forgot about it.Also, I will say it has taken me quite a while to get back into the swing of regular recording.Cause I'm so used to like, I have to record so much on like one day and then that's all I'll be able to do.If I don't get it, I don't get it.

And now I can be like, hey, I can record like one or two a day and I spread that out and I'll be fine.You know what I mean?It's weird scheduling it out like that, but it used to be such a routine in my life.Like back before I did like two 10 -minute videos.When I did that, I would get up at like 5 a .m.

Hi.I know.And I would record one, edit that, post that, record another, edit it, put it up all - and the first one had to be up by 9, and the second one had to be up by noon.That was my life.That was all I did.It was crazy and I could never get ahead because I got up at 5 and I worked till noon and then I was so tired by the end of it.

I was like, I'll take a break and then I was like, oh, but we got other things that we need to do.You know, we got to plan out and then we started doing bigger projects and it was like, oh, there was never time for any of that.So I've never in my entire YouTube career, my entire life, been ahead on videos scheduled more than two weeks.That is the truth.Some people even asked me like, oh, you must have your, your videos planned out for a week.So if you could fit in...

Was I supposed to be looking out for anybody?Was I supposed to be looking out for some weirdo?Here I was just yapping away and I - 2350?Interesting.At least it said night 2, so I think I was supposed to lose that.Oh man, what a dream.

2350, don't be late.Alright, eat something.Alright.Sad TV dinner it is.What do we got?Huh.

Huh.

Well, that's nice.Don't have time for any of that.Oh, I gotta get to work.What time is it?Oh, shit.

Alright, goodbye house!I gotta wash my face.

I gotta go.I'll be late.Let's go, let's go, let's go!Anybody there?Nah.Wait, that's more.

More posters.Feels like half the street is gone.I need to be careful.I'm gonna be careful!Hey, what the...I definitely heard double foot steps.

Hi, what's up, man?How you doing?You good?Stay back.Don't come any closer.Relax.

I'm just walking by.What's wrong with your chin?You're one of them!I see it in your eyes.One of who?I'm just going to work, man.

The things they're trying to blend in, wearing our skin, talking nonsense.They're everywhere tonight.You're talking crazy.You're crazy.You need some sleep.Listen, if they come to your shop, do not let them in.

Watch their faces.Sure, sure.Good luck with that.I thought I saw that first guy.His face kind of changed.His face kind of changed.

I swear.Oh, hey man, I'm not feeling so good.I feel a little strange.You forgot to restock the shelf yesterday.Sorry, I was just really out of it.And the floor too, it hasn't been mopped.

Covered with dirt this morning.Look, I said I'm sorry.I'll take care of it tonight.You're usually not this lazy.What's wrong?You just wanted to get out of here?

I don't know.I just forgot.I'll do it now, okay?Fine.Try to stay awake tonight.You look like a ghost.

I'm fine.Just go home.You know, most convenience stores, when they do the night shift, they kind of lock the front doors and they have a little window on the side.It's for the employee's safety.I'm restocking.Nobody come in here while I'm restocking.

He's gonna tell me what I need to restock?

Uh -huh.

Damn, that's bright.Wonk.Okay, so that's just a normal factor of running out of sprint.Hello.Hello.Oh, hello.

Your face doesn't look too terrible.Hi.What's up?Cold tonight.Cold tonight, okay.Yeah, sugoi.

Sorry, I'm in a hurry.Got it.Sugoi.Hi, your face.What's wrong?Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Sorry, I'm in a hurry.Got it.Sugoi.Uh -huh.

Oh!Woo!Woo!Woo!Woo!

Uh -huh.Yeah.I gotcha.Get out of here.Look at their faces.Oh, man.

Okay.

Cold tonight.Uh -huh.Uh -huh.You look fine.You all look fine.You look fine.

Is this on sale?I'll scan it.Uh -huh.Okay, Zippy.How you doing, man?What the hell?

This is very Shift at Midnight.Oh!Is this on sale?Oh, let's find out.Go away, please.Go away.

My skin is itching underneath.All right!Take care with that.Take care of that.Take care of with that.Sorry, I'm in a hurry.

You look fine, I guess.Sugoi!Uh -huh.This is kind of cool.Not gonna lie.Pretty cool.

They look relatively normal.Am I supposed to be mopping?

If a savage, rude, disruptive behavior means you're allowed to lose service, handle it calmly and avoid causing a scene.

Yes, of course.Just these, please.All right.Sugoi.Where'd you go?Anything wrong with you two?

Gamer?Chokehold.Sorry, I'm in a hurry.You sure are.Huh?A beard, huh?

Weird.So far, so good.

Oh my god!

A beard.

Ugh!

Could be a mask.

Well, hello there!

Yeah.Uh -huh.Uh -huh.Yeah, now you - oh.Oh my god.

What the fu - Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh no.I got it.Okay, goodbye.

Okay, alright.Hey, what's up, man?What's going on?Yeah?

Uh -huh.Uh -huh.Yeah, I'm just gonna mop.I think that last customer left something weird.Just gonna mop.Just gonna mop mop.

We're closed, by the way.

We're super closed.Nobody better come in here.Oh good, it just pushes.I just push it right through.

That's nice.

Is there any more floor I need to mop?I thought I got it all.Oh, I see by the bathroom.

Nobody better be in there!

Oh, you better not.Oh, you better not.

I KNEW IT!

Yeah, have you been in there this whole time?Yeah, yeah, finish the floors before you leave.I'm going home.Sure.Good night.I just did though.

Woo!Oh, and then I pass out from the smell.Night three.Give it up for night three.I'm sure they're not gonna get weirder.Oh my god.

Hello.Hi.What's up?How you doing?

Huh?

Yeah, it's just my sweet paralysis demon Yeah, he just likes to be really close to me, you know, yep.

All right.

Let's get some food in here You don't think I'm turning into one of those things.Yeah, that'll be weird.All right.Yeah.All right.I'm gonna wash my face No, I'm not.

Yeah, maybe it's not so much a matter of of people disappearing that just people changing and I mean the What the hell was oh my god, huh?

All right.Goodbye Oui, hi.

Uh, what's up gamer?I'm coming down there.I gotta get to work That's what I thought.Huh?There seems to be some weird happenings happening here.What's up, my guy?

Glad to see you're still around and human.So am I by the way, I'm very human and still around.How are you?This must be a fun light to sit under.Hi friend Konnichiwa Good evening.The air is very nice tonight.

Do I know you?You must be a stranger in this town.Stranger?I walk here every day.You must have seen me before.I don't remember.

My mind is very quiet now.Good luck at work.What's wrong with you?Hey, what's right here?Where where was it?What's up, man?

Hey, how you doing, buddy?Hey, what's up, pal?Hey, oh my god.Hello, co -worker.It's me.Back to replace you as per usual.

Everything is too tight.My skin, it feels like it's stretching.I can hear it.Are you okay?You look sick.Seriously, go home.

I don't think I have a home.Not anymore.I'm just waiting to be scanned.What are you talking about?You're scaring me.Uh, goodbye.

Huh.Well, that happens.Happens to all of the best of us.I thought I saw a shadow behind me.All right, I'm restocking.All right.

Hey, Grubeaver over here.Ready to get some food.Hey.What's up, buddy?Hey, gamer, coming straight for me.Hey, wait, what was that?

Yeah?

What's, uh, what's, uh, what, what, what do you, what do you need?You alright?

You, uh, finding everything okay?Hello?You wanna buy something or what?

Okay, here we go.

What's up, Speedy?How you doing, pal?You could be normal, I don't really know.Oh!Okay.Alright.

Good stuff, good stuff.Hi, welcome, yeah, please be normal.Oh, who's gonna make it first?Why is this so slow?Uh, look.There's a lot of reasons.

Oh my god.Oh my god.Hey, what's up?Uh, I'll yeah, okay.Goodbye.Hi.

Keep the change.

Oh my god, what the fuck?What in the parasite?Oh boy.

I don't know if there's any normal people left.

Incoming!Uh -huh.

You seem normal -ish.This is how humans speak.Is it now?Alright, cool.I mean, you're not wrong, but wow.Can you make it quick?

I will.Can you make it quick when you kill me?Have fun being human!Ah, well, you know, that could be normal.Could be fine.Just in your underwear.

That's not too weird.Looking at you looking at me though.Just these, please.Yeah, I suppose.Uh -huh.Cold one out tonight, huh?

This place is always bad.Well, screw you!You're just rude!I don't think you're an alien or anything like that.You're just rude.Sorry.

I'm in a hurry.Yeah, I bet you are.So am I. Uh -huh.Okay.Could be normal.Okay.

Okay so far.

I mean, I haven't seen someone that looks like you just yet, but that ain't right.This is how humans speak.Uh -huh.This is how humans get rejected.It's cause your goatee's all wrong.Hi.

skin is itching underneath uh -huh mine too just these please you got it I know it's on sale we'll find out like the way you were looking at me I guess you all kind of look at me hello just these please you got it finally we got some normies over here right gamer can I borrow your body I mean a it could just be flirtation probably not though oh your twin not I will make it quick of people keep the change I will what's wrong with oh boy uh -huh uh -huh oh you know what hey you're back what's up man sorry I'm in a hurry okay I don't know about the goatee but it's not it's not enough to make me think that you're that can I just go over to you and refuse you I feel like I should be able to do that not to judge a book by its cover but I'm pretty sure your cover is not human or maybe the cover of your book is human and that's part of the problem hi Long night, huh?Yeah, you do, eh?Dude, you're just drunk.

What are you doing?

Get out of here, please.Please leave.PLEASE LEAVE.Oh my god.Well, that's a little strange.Seems a little odd.

Everyone's gone, right?Time to head home.No way, I actually get to go home?Oh.I thought I was gonna have to walk home.

Well, that was a normal ending.Can't wait for the next shift.

1644?Well, that's not quite right.Not again.Wake up.Just wake up.What do you mean?

Be the shape.Don't be late.What?Okay, I can't turn on the TV.Why would I?I'll try my best.

Kind of apocalyptic out there, huh?Ah.It's not just her.I saw a guy at the station today whose jaw was hanging at the wrong angle.They're everywhere.They're walking, talking, and wearing our skin, but they aren't us.

They're just blending in.I think they're watching me because I noticed.Okay, I missed a note.Note two?I tried to thank her for the job today, but she didn't even blink.When she finally turned around, her face wasn't skin anymore.

Looked like raw, wet meat left out in the sun.No eyelids, no lips, just red muscle.Maybe I'm just tired.Yeah, maybe.Gotta be another note around here somewhere.Oh, ah, I didn't even know this was here.

Oh.Nice.Seriously, no four.Am I even me?Is the real me still in here?Tonight, I have to act normal.

I have to go to work, scan the items, and smile.If I act human enough, maybe they won't realize I know.I just have to go through the shift.This is my handwriting, but I didn't write this.Oh.Ah.

Oh.Oh!Ah.Oh.Ah.Go outside.

I'll turn that off first.Okay, I'm gonna go outside now.Oh, okay.I don't need to lock up.Don't look at me like that.Are you real?

You're not even looking at me.Yeah, that's what I thought.I'm real!I'm the realest real there ever reeled.Public notice!Area lockdown order.

Assaults by unidentified individuals surging in this area.All residents must strictly follow these instructions.Stay indoors, remain at home, and ensure all doors are locked.Business closure!All facilities, including retail stores, are now closed.Warning!

Do not approach anyone exhibiting unusual speech, behavior, or appearance.If you see a human -shaped object, do not make contact under any circumstances.Well, that's good to know.

I'll be on the lookout.

Run?Why am I running?Why?Why am I running?Why am I running?I'm running.

I'm not gonna question it.I'm running.I'm not gonna turn around.I am running.Hey, what's up, pal?Uh, yeah, right there.

I'm running.I can't run.I'm tired, but I want to run.Why am I running?Oh, I'm gonna run.I'm running.

Oh, I'm running.I just gotta get to work.I just gotta get to my work.My job.My yob.Oh my god, my yob.

Oh, my yob.Please let me work my yob.I just wanna work my yob.Hello.Wait, hold on a second.Who's that handsome?

You're late?It's okay, I already started for you.What's this, why do you have my face?Don't worry, I'll take care of it.The shape fits me perfectly go to sleep.Let's stop it.

That's my body.Give it back.Why I do a better job than you Anyway, I don't forget the shelves.I don't miss the dirt.I was just tired.Are you sure you want to be you again?

Everyone likes me more.You're not me.You're nothing grab a box from the staff room.I will I'm gonna do that.I stock the shelves I stock the shelves like a normal me would.Because I'm me, and I know what the shelves need.

I'm the only one that does.I'm the only one that can.I know exactly what they need.And they need me. I am a good me.Great.Time to check out the customers.

Hi.There's a whole army of people coming in here.Yes?Oh, I see.You got it, pal.Yep.

Is this on sale?We'll find out.I kinda saw you glitching and exploding everywhere.Sure about that.That's what I thought.Uh -huh.

I know.I know.Personally, I know.Yep.Just gonna straight up refuse you, you know.Why do you do that?

Why do you do that?Hi.Face hurts to hold.Uh -huh.Just these please, of course, of course.Easy.

Looks like a doom wall texture.Cold tonight.Yep.Sure is.Uh, goodbye.Uh -huh.

Still handsome.Long night, huh?Yeah, don't you know it?Don't I know it?Don't we know it?Long night, huh?

Yep!Your face shape fits me better.Yeah, you're probably right.I think there's a song about that.Cold tonight.Don't you know how to do this?

I mean, yeah, I guess.It's a little rude, but whatever.

I couldn't refuse you for being rude.

No.Can I borrow your body?Well, no.My body's taken.Is this on sale?Yeah, probably.

Uh -huh.Bye.Alright, just a little more mopping and we're gonna be good to go.Bloop, blap, blorp, blomp, bloop, blop.Nice.No objective.

Wait, it said no objective.I did everything right.Why won't this end?Why won't it end?!Oh, it ended.Oh, it's not ending.

It didn't end.I need to go home.Anybody in the bathroom?All right, I'm going to go home.Time for rest and recuperation.Oh, hey, what's up, man?

Hey, how you doing?Hey, good to see you.Life is hard, isn't it?Work, bills, people, it never ends.What are you?You don't have to do this anymore.

No more shifts, no more fears, just sleep.You want me to just give up?Give me your body.Let me take your shape.You can finally rest.Give your shape?

You know, nah.I'm gonna go with - WELL!Wait a minute!Wait!No!My shape!

I need my shape!Am I supposed to run this way?I - I have a feeling I am.It would be bad if I - if I went to s - Oh, if I ran out of stamina right now, it'd be very bad.Please let me have more stamina.

Please.Please, please, please.I need a little more.Please.

What?Oh, oh no.Uh -huh.Oh, good thing they gave me some stamina, I think.

Ah, freedom!

Maybe.Although sometimes going into the bright light means death.Hi.Hello.Human -shaped.Oh, wow.

Hey, you finally awake?Oh, my head hurts.What time is it?Time for you to go home.Your shift's been over for a while.Must have fallen asleep, sorry.

Whatever.Just get some real sleep.Yeah, see you tomorrow.Okie dokie.I'm going home.Nothing took my shape except for me.

Oh, that's nice.That's lovely.That's very nice.Was that a skip in my step?I think I just, hey yippee, and clicked my heels.Life's good.

What's up, buddy?How you doing, pal?It's good to see you.You got a problem?Why are you staring?Nothing, sorry.

Keep moving, kid.I don't have anything for you.Yeah, my bad.Hey, no more missing people.Looks like everything is looking up.I'm going home.

I'm going home.Nothing bad is gonna wait for me home.Oh!Ending A. I'm assuming that means it's a good ending.Human -shaped.

There you have it.Not too bad.They didn't give me that time.I'm too smart for them.

I've played a few too many horror games for them to be able to pull a fast one on me. I know exactly what I'm all about.Thank you, Bored Leviathan, for making that.That was pretty fun.It did remind me, though, that I think Shift at Midnight had a full release.Shift at Midnight, that one, it's like this, except you have a gun and you have a database to look people up.I think that one could be pretty interesting.

Uh, pretty fun to play after this.So I'm gonna look into that one.Thank you everybody so much for watching.Hope you enjoyed this.Let me know what you think down in the comments below.If there's any other games you find like this, that you know that I don't know about, keep it to yourself, except for putting it in the comments.

Thank you.And as always, I will see you in the next video.Buh -bye!