I Became WANTED on the Unstable SMP

On the unstable SMP, the world's largest hardcore Minecraft server, I was recently forced into exile by a faction called the Law. Not only had they turned everyone, tens of thousands of players against me, but they also completely took over my base and destroyed me in a fight, tarnishing my name as the strongest player. So when I accepted exile and went over 50,000 blocks away from spawn, I thought it was

over. I thought if they'd already took everything away from me, they would finally leave me alone. But I was wrong.

What the-

Uh, hello? Hello?

Yo, what's good Flame? Look who we have here!

What? What's up man, how you been? I've been fine, why are you here? Well, we're here to take you hostage.

Why?

Why?

Literally why?

You've killed thousands of people, you've robbed innocent players, and you've banned so many people.

Normally, if I was in a situation like this, I'd be able to one before these players and win. But I already burned through all my resources fighting a huge army of stacked players before this. I was in no condition for another battle. My helmet was about to break, my gear was low. So the best thing I could do now

was try to defuse the situation. Okay, have I not like suffered the consequence? do now was try to defuse the situation. And considering that didn't work, I needed to make an escape if I didn't want to be taken as a prisoner, or get killed to and banned off the server. We're gonna be chasing you down to the ends of the earth flame.

Why? You literally-

And even that won't be enough. You're not even following- okay.

Oh.

Justice will always prevail. Bro.

What?

I'm just so confused. Like, why? I literally I'm outside the wall. Well, do you want for me?

This is just retribution, man.

For once, I'm out the wall.

You guys kicked me out.

This is like, where is the rest of your family? Just want to take you hostage. Where's the rest of your like people? This is all you got now. Everyone's split up. No, man. We've, we've been trying to search for you. Why I'm out the wall. I don't get like, I don't get you. You need to surrender to the law. I won't be surrendering to the law. That's just what you need to do. You've done so much harm to the server.

Taking hostage is the least we can do. Don't even try escaping, Flame.

There's no point.

Yeah, buddy.

Hm.

No, this will be the last of you here for me, bro.

Oh, it definitely will Bye bye. Sorry, buddy. Oh you lost your horse What did I even what could I possibly have done For me to be getting chased like this. Hey, I'm out the wall. I'm really out the wall now I get that I've killed innocent players in the past and whatnot, but it genuinely made no sense why I was being hunted at this point. The leader of the law, Lettuce K, literally told me to get lost.

So the fact that his deputy, Ace ace was hunting me down made no sense. But honestly, I didn't care. I wasn't going to let the law take me as a prisoner or kill me, which meant I had to gear up. So I headed to the only place I knew I could get stacked. My former best friend.

You're too far gone, bro. You defending your title.

Just don't drag me down with it. Calamity's base. This place got way bigger.

What are you writing bro? Hello? Hey bro. Hey bro. Why is he posting like this dude?

Bro why are why here?

Dude, I thought I told you I didn't want anything to do with you, bro.

You're just trouble.

Why?

Bro, I don't want you to be in anyone near this place.

Why here? Oh, it's just a guy you told us about. Yeah. Oh my gosh.

No, you're evil, bro. Um, well, I just need to like, you're up here. Can I just gear up here? And I just need to lie low a little bit.

Bro, no, we

why is it like I can't I can't just be here like it's like, I just want to gear up.

No, bro. You're obsessed with your title and yourself really just go find another place to get up.

This is the only place I know I don't want another place to gear up. This is the only place I know. I don't know any, like really anywhere else to gear up. Like, look, I'll just gear up here. I'll just gear up here. And once I'm fully geared and like, I just spent, I'll finish something important and I'll leave. That's it.

Like, just, can I just-

Why do you have to keep pressuring me, bro? is just like is it really that much is it that bad if I gear up here real quick and leave?

I don't know I don't have anywhere else to go like I don't know.

Okay okay but under one condition okay what is that? No trouble no trouble.

All right um this I mean like the farm got a lot bigger since I've been here.

Robin grinding.

I can't believe you're letting him stay here. Yes, you know what? Don't be in this side. You can go over there and snowy snowy area.

I have to go to the snow in the snowy area. I can't be on the side.

No, hold on.

Potato overload. Watch over him. know Dude I'm not doing anything. Ok so I was lying because Deputy Ace and his army was literally hunting me down and if they came to Lamedy's farm, they destroy it. Regardless of how Lamedy feels about me, I wasn't going to overstay my welcome and drag a raid to his base. I needed to get stacked to the point where I never need to come back. So I quickly sorted my inventory, mended my armor using their XP farm, threw tons of potions using their auto brewer,

and started sorting my ender chest.

Wait, so why are you even exiled? And how'd you make Lomity mad?

Are we really asking questions right now?

I mean, if you're gonna be here.

I mean, I'm exiled because I guess I kill a lot of people. I made Lomity mad because I don't listen to him I guess. He wants me to not kill people but that's just not who I am. Why kill people? Why don't you just change? You could be like a farmer like us. I mean there's nothing wrong with being a farmer but that's just not who I am. I would just lose my entire identity if I'm a farmer. Well then how- wait then why are you not joined up here? I heard the law. I don't really have nothing to say. I mean, there's no excuses anymore I mean they they won. They just beat me fair and square. It's not much to say. Lumley told me you used to get mad about About everything being unfair

But it looks like you're actually not making an excuse for once. Why do I Lumley sound bad? I feel like you're not that bad

At least after talking to you

I mean, it's just like I just won't do like what he wants me to do. Like he just wants me to stop PVP entirely. I don't know what I'm supposed to do. Well, I guess neither of you can expect the other to change. Yeah, I guess. With me geared for multiple battles, there was only one more thing I needed to do before I could leave for good. If I wanted to make sure I never need to come back, I had to fix the real problem, my combat.

The law has grown into one of the strongest factions on the server, and they use weakness arrows to counter my playstyle. If I wanted to beat them, I didn't just need supplies, I also needed to improve my skills. The problem is, I'm already at one of the highest possible skill levels in Minecraft PvP, so improving isn't as simple as just like fighting more people. At this point,

the only way I could get better would be by training with a tiny group of players who can still teach me something new. But before I go on a massive quest trying to actually search for these players, I wanted to first test a technique I came up with to see if it would actually make a difference against the law. It's a movement combo that uses pearls and wind charges together. once I just did it once I did it again oh can't see what I'm doing that looks cool yeah yeah are you like throwing the ender pearl on the wind charge yeah yeah so what I'm doing is I'm throwing a pearl and then I'm throwing a wind charge right after and it makes like my movement unpredictable so like I'm

trying to get better because I lost a lot and I don't want to lose again so I mean like this would make me slightly more unpredictable. Pretty much just need anything to get better.

I see. I mean, it looks cool, right? I mean, yeah, I don't think I could ever do that. But oh my gosh, I think like one of the best players on the server though. Like what do you want to get better?

I mean, yeah, I mean, I mean really it's like the small stuff. Like so for example when I'm fighting someone. Let me just make this an example. Say I'm fighting you right? And then I like hurl on you to get aggro.

This is how I normally do it. But if I hurl like this it's like you gotta be extremely fast. But look how much unpredictable I am. Like I want that like it's just like yeah yeah like well look how much like that's a good way to like lead a like

a fight and like it just makes me like yeah more unpredictable it's like really like it's really like at this like level the biggest thing with like learning is like the smaller stuff so i just need to like learn more small stuff but but like low key to do this strategy. I low key need more wind charges and I'm low key. I don't have a lot because I usually don't use them. Oh, well, there's a trial team up north over there in the water.

Yeah, if you want to use that, there's like a pillar. Okay, so it's really obvious. Okay, thanks, bro. I guess I'll go get some yeah some breeze rods all right. Thanks

Good luck, man. Can you put my horse up as well? Okay, he didn't hear me It just looks like the trial chamber looks about right oh

There's people down here yeah oh my god is there a zone yo what's good guys oh you guys are bandits yo I say so he hasn't been grinding here for a minute huh that's cleared out the yes bro please get out of here bro you can't there's not I can't use the training for so long. How long you guys been here, bro

Can you please leave please it's been three hours

Okay, um, no, I'm not leaving. We're gonna share the shroud chamber together guys. Why are you doing annoying? I know I don't think so. Look today's your lucky day. Look all I want is the breeze I mean you can just drop that. You just drop the breeze rods, but I'm pulling that right armor and you guys are like two quid drops for just this two of us funny, bro

There's one of you show him what's up? All right You ask for this

Bro, okay

You're so bad. Normally I just kill these bandits for not giving me the breeze rods

But I agreed to no trouble so I couldn't start beef with a team of bandits and bring them to Lamedy's base. I had to somewhat peacefully try to get these breeze rods for wind charges. You guys shut up. Stop hitting me. Stop just go away.

You're not a part of this.

You're out.

You don't get orders.

You don't get orders.

I get orders. Yes I do.

No we don't.

We can't trade. Stop wasting them. Stop wasting them.

You don't have many breeze rods. Go away. Stop wasting them then stop wasting them. Oh my gosh, you're wasting

Why are you wasting them?

We not make a trade or anything or like

That's the law Oh my gosh, no, no, no trade. Stop. Oh, oh. What was that?

Guys, that's the law, dude.

Hello there.

Who are you hiding?

Why are you so scared?

Right, he's scared.

Why are you scared, buddy?

Come here.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Now you're scaredy cat.

If anyone shows up, we kill them.

We'll kill them.

Oh no. Yeah we got this. Come on. That's it buddy. It's up in the way.

Hey.

Where are you Ben? Hello.

Who are you?

Get out of here.

We're here.

Get out of here.

We're here.

Or the law.

Get out of here.

What are you guys doing here? This is for us. I mean look at your shields. It's my fine design. Yeah, it's just a design we have.

Okay, okay, I'm just gonna ask this once.

It doesn't matter, we can just like-

Just drop all of your items right now.

Why?

We're not doing that.

I don't get it.

We'll just kill them, it's fine.

Yeah, we got this.

No! No, I didn't mean it!

Oh God. Oh God, stop, stop! Help me, help me!

Are you guys gonna surrender?

Oh no, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Okay, okay, okay, okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Okay, okay.

Surrender now.

Okay, okay, yeah.

Yeah, this is everything I have.

Where did the other one go?

Where did the other one go? way you're my suckers now we go but there is over there Now, I got the breeze rods I needed, however, this was extremely bad. There was no way Ace could've randomly found this trial chamber at the exact same time as me without following me here. Which meant, unless he's blind, he definitely knows I'm hiding at Lamedy's base right now only 300 blocks away. I had to move fast so I didn't bring a raid to his base.

I rushed back, healed all of my mending armor in my ender chest, and at this point there was only one thing left to do. I actually mastered the technique I created in some test fights, but to do that I needed Do you not remember the farming technique bro? Are you serious right now? Hey guys.

Hey Flamie.

Yo.

Okay. Why? Okay. Hold on. Why are you here?

I told you to be over there.

Why are you in this side?

Dog.

Oh my.

You said it.

What do you want?

What do you want bro?

Bro I haven't caused any trouble bro. That's what you said and uh, I just need help with uh testing a technique real quick if you don't mind Test what do you mean? My I just need to test something on you real quick. It's not like on on me I know why I need you guys at home real quick. Oh Wait, I mean, it's just one. It's just one thing. Yeah, I'll put on my my my extra my special gear. Yeah, bro.

Your friend wants to help me. OK, flame, you're already asking a lot just by being here, bro.

Like, I don't know what you want from me, bro.

I just want to test.

I don't want anything to do with you, bro.

Oh, my gosh.

Go back, go do whatever you need. Okay, okay, look, look, look, I'll leave then. I'll leave after we test this. I'll leave, I'll literally leave. I just need help to test out this one thing. And if you want me to leave, bro, look, we just test it out real quick.

Can't be that bad. Come on, bro. Your own friend wants to test it. Yeah, and I'll leave. I'll literally leave.

And you leave?

I haven't even caused any trouble.

I can leave.

Look, we literally, bro.

All right, let's do it.

Only if you leave.

Okay, I'll leave. I'll leave. All right, let's go over here. We need more space. Uh, okay. This seems like a reasonable amount of space.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So just basically try and kill me. Like, obviously I know you pretty much can't, but you can just try. Come on, Happy Love, let's fight. Let's go.

Dude, come on, bro, come on. I need to test this.

All right.

Right, just hurry up, bro.

Okay, you're like playing really weak. Like, what are you doing? Okay, hold on. Where are you going? Hello, can we train? I just, come on. All right, just try and kill me.

Try and kill me. Try and kill me. I just need you to try and kill me. Like, no way my weapon does that much damage to you.

We have good intent.

This is a sharpamanist resort. What is he doing?

Bro, what are you?

Oh my God.

Give me.

Hello.

I can just practice it.

Dude.

Oh my God.

Okay. Can you try to kill me? Yes. Okay. Let's do it. Dude. Okay, you're kind of like a little too bad no offense can someone else try yeah, yeah

Yeah, you know what I'm trying to do I don't know much better you have any pearls Can you like try and disengage when I'm trying to attack you and I just want to like while trying Okay, bro, all Alright, let's go.

Dude, I'm not done obviously.

Dude, there we go.

There we go.

So you like, yeah, that was good bro.

You see how like you can't really see me? Dude, do you get the, dude, oh my God.

Ha ha.

I feel like you have to wait your turn.

Okay. Can we?

Ooh, that was a nice combo starter. Wait, Laminate, can I, can I try on you? Are you better than him?

You're potting on me.

What the hell?

Bro, he's actually trying to kill me.

I don't know.

It's not true.

Why are you trying to kill me?

Let me try.

How do I use this?

My phone.

Do you guys have any wind charges?

I think I can use this Mason.

What you try to actually trying to kill me.

Why you trying to kill me?

Dude, you're not gonna kill me. I keep missing the timing.

Dude.

Oh, but if I had a mace that would've been crazy.

Why you keep complimenting yourself? I was trying to make some

learning a lot.

Dude, like you actually could get better if you'd like tried. Maybe we should start training. Okay, okay. Okay. Are we done now? We can be done bro. Whatever. I mean, like, yeah, you guys are like, not that great anyways. Anyways, I Like no offense no offense I take full offense bro, you're taking offense I just need it's a better people to fight It's okay. We're just climbers. Yeah, like is it's good. Yeah to be bad. I guess I'll go I'll just Guys any and it bros You practice on me. Oh, hey, bro.

Yeah.

Who's that?

Ready to be a hostage? Not quite.

Um, not really.

Who is this?

Um, who's this?

You said you want to bring any trouble.

Wait, is he going to kill us? Who is this? I said you want to bring any trouble. Wait, is he going to kill us? Who is this? I don't want to fight.

Okay, guys, guys, you don't have to worry. I'm not here for you.

I'm only here for him.

Flame, you said you want to bring any trouble, bro.

You didn't mention the law was still after you.

Oh, my God. Bro, I don't even know why this dude is haunting me. No, i'm not with them I don't know why they're haunting me bro. Like I I agreed to their rules. Like I don't even know why he's here I I don't know why he's here, bro. Like I don't know because you're here bro, dude I don't know why he's after me to. Dude. Why don't you understand that bro? I was trying, okay.

We were trying, I'm not even gonna talk to you.

Dude, why, okay. Ace, why are you even, why are you after me? That's a good question. I agreed to your exile rules and then you guys also literally kicked me out of my base and kicked me out of the server and you told me to leave and now that I'm gone you should just leave me alone and why are you even here like I don't I don't get like why you're like after

me like what no no I'm pretty sure that you were never kicked out I okay I literally I can tell my army like an entire army of players I mean my goal wasn't to kick you out you know my goal was to get you in dead or alive, preferably alive. I'm being I'm being told like seven different things. Like maybe you should double check with your leader, bro.

Look, I will spare you if you come with me quietly.

Bear me. You literally.

Yeah, man.

Look over my base. You stole all my dogs and like you catch me from the server. What do you mean spare me? Like you already took everything.

You killed 1000 people.

Well, I don't care because they tried to kill me. You can just go ahead and kill me too. And make sure you take in my sword as proof.

Take you get in if I have to. Yeah, you won't. They have to do this before my phone. I mean he's after me, I don't know. Or as resistance as well. You ever got apples, sir? Damn man. We're rich now.

Can you show him already?

I mean he has got to.

He has to fire?

I really didn't want it to come to this man. If you just come with us peacefully. It's not going to happen. I'm out the wall. You're asking for too much. I left. I don't know what you want me to do now

I'm just following orders

He's pretty awesome to a thousand people

oh

oh buddy you have xe too

oh okay

you guys are actually rich now no way you have connects like that now

when the entire server wants you dead then they're gonna do everything in their power to get it done.

Yeah, God, holy God, Apple.

You're a lightning, let's go. yeah God holy god apple

can't escape this holy web

holy web Ah, interesting, interesting.

We roll, man.

I'm in. Whoa! More XP.

I guess it doesn't really matter because I've adapted to your playstyle. I know exactly what you're going to do.

Nope.

Owww. Man, your playstyle is insane. I respect it.

Appreciate it bro.

What is this place bro? Oh, now it's glazed.

I've been training bro. A little bit.

I see why they gave you your title.

Oh, thanks.

Well deserved.

But... well deserved but yeah okay

it's this doesn't seem like a winnable fight. But not for me. And not right now.

Yep.

I don't think it will be. I won't be turning myself in either.

Look there.

That's alright Flame.

You can stop. Look man. I gave you a chance. So there's nobody to blame but yourself for what happens next.

Okay. Pull up here. Okay. Everybody. I gave you a chance. So there's nobody to blame but yourself for what happens next

Okay, I love you. Okay

Everybody's gonna run. Okay

All right, then what's gonna happen next? I have no idea. So I'm just gonna leave. All right, I'll leave don't come back

Yeah, well, I'm leaving. I don't I'm trying to restock my inventory before I leave and you're acting like it's normal, bro

What am I supposed to do bro? You're a lost cause bro You're a failure to your own name. You're not even that skilled. You're not even that strong, bro

You already lost that log guy

Okay How am I a failure to my name? Like, what are you even talking about?

Bro, you swear you hate the mace, then you pick it up whenever you want it.

You talk about skill,

but you still use broken stuff like everybody else.

Okay, well, I don't hate the mace. I just hate people who use it instead of relying on their skill. Like, if I can outplay someone with a sword, then I mean, I will. But if I can't, then I mean, I'll just change the terms of the fight, bro. Like being bad or anything, that's just me adapting.

Like I didn't need it against Ace right there, bro. So my skill is enough, but I'm not to sit there and like throw my life away for like ego anymore, bro. Like it's whatever now. Here. whatever now. Okay I'm gonna leave. Good don't come back bro. I'm not planning on it. I genuinely

don't plan on it. Good. I mean I did my own grinding. It's your own base bro. I have my own base. I got kicked out of my own base. I wouldn't be there. Sucks to be you, I guess.

No. You keep laughing, bro.

I mean, it's funny.

For what?

Okay. You have any totems? Does anyone have a totem?

So you should grind your own totems.

Well, I'm just I'm trying to make sure I have everything before I leave here. Or I'm leaving. to make sure I have everything before I leave here. Or I'm leaving, whatever.

What the?

Bro!

Flame!

What? Are those players?

Oh.

Okay.

No no no no no.

What the?

Uh yeah.

Do something.

I need your help.

I don't know.

Oh there's a lot of people. I mean it looks like I can't do much cuz uh looks like a bunch of people looks like they're gonna be probably using weakness this is probably the same army I've dealt with before and it doesn't look like much I can do so uh looks like I'm gonna leave what do you want me to do what do you want me to do what do you want me to do you let them yeah okay well I can't I can't beat them and apparently if I adapt and use anything else, I lose. So I mean, I mean, I'm not a skilled player.

So I don't know. Oh, but no, if I use this, I'm not skilled anymore.

Please. Please. Just leave us.

You can't leave.

Okay, so that's what I thought. So next time you talk about my like, just don't even talk about my skill or Anything don't mention nothing about

Again, Oh look who it look who it is

Hey, bro, like this is exactly what would happen bro. I told Him we have to try and hope with a quick touch of one of everything How They're blowing up everything. Lomony are you good?

Yeah yeah yeah.

Man, I'm trying my best. yeah yeah yeah get the loot get the loot oh true this guy missed the loot

he'll be out of health

oh buddy oh my god it's all getting blown up

please stop

dude i'm trying

oh my god I'm trying!

Oh my god Nice

That dude is solo I know it I'm fighting I'm right Can you just hold it and stop like whining? Yeah, yeah, stop whining.

Oh, this is bad, bro. like I just do negative damage in my is my team is a team in the room with me. We have no gear. Some of them have slow falling. I need you to so have no gear. Oh, so some of them have slow falling. Um, I need you to, so can you strike me up please? Okay. Well I can't mace anymore.

I have strength one here. Come here. Come here.

Well, they're just eluding everything. Okay. I didn't say, I can't really do much. I have slow falling. Uh, so does anyone have any wind charges? Any gear of sorts? Deputy, you mad quiet, bro. Are you my teammate?

Hey, bro.

Yes, yes, yes.

I don't need to chat every two seconds.

Got it.

You don't even know what's about to come to hit you, bro.

Ha ha.

I see them.

Ha ha. What now? about to come to hate you bro haha I see them haha what now like look at that rising flame I don't know what you're talking about oh is there more people yes my gosh okay there's just a lot of people here where is the rest of my team at? They have slow falling. Are we dead serious? Uh guys, hello

um

Lamedy hello. Is anyone here?

Ah

Uh, yeah, so, um, I don't know what i'm supposed to do. They have slow falling and I can't really do nothing

I look out of the pro bro because it's like so much.

There's too many of them. Yeah I can't do anything I'm just floating in the air.

Is the slow falling affecting you from macy people? I don't. Yes that's how slow falling

works. Vlamedy, I like my helmet is on one durability. I physically can't do anything.

Where are you going? Vlamedy. Dude you can't leave bro. Dude physically can't do anything. Where are you going? Plummeting.

You can't leave bro. Dude, I can't do any. What do you want me to do? They have slow falling.

So you're going to let them destroy all my progress on my farm bro. Okay, I'm going to die. Okay, I'm going to die. Fine, fine, fine. If you're that scared of dying bro run bro. I give up I surrender bro

That's right, we'll take lomity You're not alone. Oh my gosh bro. Once again, I had failed.

Lamy's farm had got completely destroyed and he got arrested. All because my combat still wasn't enough to take down their army. The technique I created did help me in some situations and it definitely made me better, but it wasn't strong enough to change the outcome of real fights. So, if I actually wanted to become a true master of combat in this guild as I say, I had to do something else.

Track down the only players on the server who can still help me improve, and learn each Track down the only players on the server who can still help me improve, and learn each of their special techniques. and I already had an idea of the first player in mind.