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Thank you for calling. Oh, I'm sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours? If you don't want the smoke, don't add fuel to the fire. You want to talk to my manager? No. Thank you for calling.

Ask and you shall receive. No. Oh, I'm sorry. I must have been on mute. I said no, bitch. Now, if you call us back again, I will put your phone number on a Craigslist ad and title it, Call Me For A Good Time.

Not a Long Time.

You wouldn't dare.

Try me.

What?

Listen, I don't know what your problem is, bitch, but I bet it's hard for you to pronounce. You think you can talk to me like that? Who do you think you are? A bad bitch who doesn't give a f***. I deal with things like you every day.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Like I said, f*** around and find out. Thank you for calling. I'm tired of you hanging up on me. Let me ask you something. What do you say to someone when you're about to leave somewhere? What do you say to someone when you're about to leave somewhere?

Goodbye.