I ESCAPED Prison with a SPOON

Today we're in prison with all these fools who have just uh, they look like they've just accepted their sentence No, not me. I'm getting out of here and i'm gonna figure out how to do it. There's a letter right here There's an abandoned subway tunnel underneath the prison break the tiles of the ha ha ha

Yeah

Yo, don't y'all wish y'all were as smart as me Now take the spoon from the cup on the shelf. You're joking.

You're joking.

You're joking.

Boon.

What did I just find?

Cafe. Okay. Boon. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

What did I just find? Cafe.

Unroll the carpet.

Okay. All right, all right. We're not, we're just going, we're going with it. Put the item on the bench by the bars. What is that? Tomato soup.

Who the hell put tomato soup under the floor? Hide the tool under the bed.

Got it.

Yep. What's this?

Oh, I gotta collect the dirt pile

Put it in the- Okay, this is more of a simulator than- Aha, now it's gonna look like I took a really really runny shit because the dirt's gonna mix with the water Knock on the cell door to call the guard Why? Sell the item to the guard. Everything okay?

Hey yo, you trying to buy a tomato soup? Three toilet paper for this. Let's go. Let's go. Take the paper. Chingon! I see you in the cell again in 30 seconds.

What?

I better keep digging. Wait, hold up. Oh, I got 30 seconds what I better keep digging wait hold up oh I got 30 seconds to trade for something you need a key to open the where what do I trade what you trying to trade bro what you trying to trade I'll take this as 30 350 50? Yeah, shit. Go, go, go. Okay, I'm good. No one saw anything.

I just got cereal for toilet paper. I don't know why they squeal like that.

All right, stop it.

All right, chill.

Shut up, bro, in the comments right now.

Get out of the.. Get your hands off that keyboard. Guard room.

Okay, sell items to the guard. Got it. All right. So, I got two minutes to keep digging. This is epic. This is epic. This is not how I thought it was going to go. But I dig it.

Heh.

Heh. I- Sorry.

I didn't mean it. Can I get a better item? This one sucks.

Lighter.

I found two lighters. I got a canteen. This is so badass. We only have a limited time though. So be careful. Low energy level.

What do you mean, bro? I've been doing pushups every day. I've been training for this day. Inventory's full. Restore your energy. How do you restore your energy? All right, hang on. Let me roll the carpet back up just in case. Look at all of this. I got rubber duckies. I got chingon. Let me just put everything away. Okay, so I don't have two minutes. They really will catch me out here. Oh wait, didn't I buy? Captain Crunch or a cookie crisp or something from the other guy? I'll figure it out. Guard is coming. Yo, what's good my man?

Everything okay? Yeah, everything's fine. Yeah here. I'm trying to sell some shit. You're trying to buy some 24 See you again in your cell in 30 seconds Yo, my guys my guys what y' got? What y'all got, huh? What am I gonna do with the dumbbell, huh? $50? $50? $5 for what? For milk? Oh, I might need that. I'm gonna have to go with the milk. Yep, thanks.

Wait, what do you got? Show me what you got. Ah shit. What do you got? 30 for a rope? Mmm-mm-mm-mm. Show me what you got. Oh shit. What do you slow. Trade for a better shovel. All right, I got it, bro. I got it, I got it. Let me cook, let me cook, okay? There's something right there. Old coins.

Man, I hope he's a collector. I got a padlock. Oh, there's like easy stuff right here. Lunch break? Oh, we're almost to lunch break? Chingon?

Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Just a couple more things

inventories full

Hurry up hurry up hurry up or the carpet up brother carpet up. Oh Coming I'm coming. I'm coming just taking a shit. All right Well, she almost caught me she really almost caught me. She really almost caught me.

Hey, Bobby!

Yo, you're trying to buy some shit? Okay, that's fine. I'll pay you five dollars, five dollars? For what? Wait, I gave him ten for a dollar. Aw, crap. Raise the stakes? I'll press N to accept mission! Get me a soap bar. Okay give him the item he needs. This is not a soap bar. Wait hang on do I have a soap bar? I do. Wait put this shit back in my inventory. How do I put my

stuff back? I got a soap bar right here man! Yo are you serious? Damn. I'll be back, bro. My lunch is about to end. I bet a toilet paper for this. What are we playing? Oh God, I don't know what we're playing. I just clicked on it and now we're playing. Okay, we're in it.

We're in it now. You lost. What are we doing? Are we finding the queen? Because the Queen's in the middle. I see, I see, I see. All right, here we go. One thing you didn't know is that I'm really good at this game.

Yeah, the Mario Party game? Oh, bro. Up up at 8 let's get it buddy bet 16 let's go mmm I'll bet 32 right now and win watch I'm done I'm done I'm done I'm done I'm passing I'm passing quit while I'm up yeah it was good I Am done I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm passing I'm passing quit while I'm up. Yeah, it was good pleasure doing business with you Yeah, yeah that look at that face, bro. I would look the exact same way if a guy took 71 toilet papers from me however many I won my energy drink for me all my lunch is about to end crap I can't buy energy drink a play cards on cash. Oh play cards on cash, bro Let's go bet a dollar

Oh, no, my only dollar I messed up I wasn't paying attention to good Damn, all right. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. Uh Oh my end of lunch. Okay, that's fine I got a bunch of money though Party's coming. Okay. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. You're not up to something. Are you nah, bro? Check it out 31 31 toilet paper. Let's go. It's a leg way negotiate

hmm

Oh, yeah success

Give it to me. Oh, it's a great day today. It is a really good day All right, homies. I Need $30 for the shovel

Yep

It's not even dollars. This is toilet papers Yep need a hundred percent energy. Thank you you Appreciate it. What is this max energy? 50 for that Backpack in the backpack. Give me the backpack. Hurry up. What do you got 30? Nah, I'm good. Don't need no rope Maybe for later. All right, here we go. Now we're digging baby. Oh A flare gun for what to call for help. I probably need the rope

Oh, I got a soap bar can't't dig anymore. Restore your energy. Damn it. Seriously? Seriously? Okay, I gotta hurry up. The guard is coming.

Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up,

hurry up, hurry up.

I put it away.

Okay, okay. All right. Are we clean? Are we clean? We're good. Yo, yo check out all this shit. I got 40 Now we're gonna need to negotiate a little bit homie 42 and you got yourself a deal Yeah, always get a little bit extra. I got 30 seconds. Maybe get get my get my get my energy up

Little little give me the little little little I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna hide it. I want to be able to dig more for less You feel me? Maybe I should have followed the tutorial and done the climbing speed We do things unconventionally around here. Why are you jumping when you hit? This is crazy a

little

Shoe That's a boot a boot. I sounded Canadian just then man. You can't dig for shit with this thing how much stuff we got low energy, oh, come on! A bronze statue. Oh, that's gonna be worth a lot. Watch. Yo, my boy! I'm trying to sell this shit 68? Let's go. Oh, I should've- I forgot to negotiate. See, I didn't follow my own rules

I told you guys always negotiate. Look at what's happening to me. Now we're doing this. We're gonna get out of here and we're gonna do it efficiently and we're not gonna get caught even once. All right, I do need to upgrade for the thing, right? But I also need energy.

$5 for bread. Let's go. Let's go, man. Guard is coming. We have $30 thing? $3 for this plus? Nope. What do you got?

Shoes! Oh shit. Hurry up. **Whistling**

Put it away. Oh wait, lights out. It's about to be lights out. What does that mean? Will I not be able to see anything?

**Alarm**

Lights out. Got it, got be able to see anything got it got it got it got it that means I can sleep now but the guard will still come back I think all right that's okay you can find some cool shit here yes you look at fun some soap that's what I need for the guy you found item for big Jeremy Ching on are you kidding me are you low on energy so quick hom Homie! I barely got any energy. Close that up. Close this up.

Alright, tomorrow I'm gonna get a good night's rest, then tomorrow I have a lot of energy. Alright, we're going to sleep. We're gonna sleep through the night. Oh, hello! I got breakfast! Vegetable soup. Yo, we eating good in prison. How's it going? Have you started digging yet? There's a warehouse in the prison when you where you'll find plenty useful stuff, but unfortunately it's locked You'll find out who might have the key to get back to you. Okay. Got it. That's that door. That's like right there I call this fool

No, wait, don't call this fool. What am I talking about? Take some more, bro You got stuff to do places to be. Oh I see You you you the hole is really small. It's a tiny hole my guy I get it You can keep digging down, but then when you want to come up you use the rope Can you climb up with good energy with that? Oh, you don't use energy to climb up chingo on got it. No, I got it

I got it. I got it. I got it closer shit. Come on. So what they wait That's a beautiful hole if I ever seen one.

Uh-oh, uh-oh, hurry, hurry, hurry. Damn it, damn it, damn it, hurry up, prep, prep.

Hurry up, prep, prep.

Woo, we did it. Move along, people, nothing to see here. Hey, what's up, guard? No, I'm not up to anything. 76. All right, we're gonna have to negotiate this because you're not giving me enough for it 86% give me 79 and you got yourself a deal Yes, yes. All right. Hurry hurry hurry

All right, what do you got we got we need digging power. No, we need climbing speed right? We need something maximum energy Yep, here we go. Done. I got 68 dollars.

What for? What for? What for? I need energy, bitch. Hurry up.

Uy, ya me lo venia. Ya me lo ven- Cachaban, cabron! Dig three and a half meters down. Easy! upgrading a spoon. Oh, there's something there. A wrench? Chingon? What else? Oh, another boot. Uh-oh. I'm low on energy, bitch. Very low. What's that? Duck eggs? What was that? Oh, God. Wasn't that three and a half meters? I don't know what big meters are. They're pretty big, like three feet, right?

Three feet is a meter? No, that's a yard. God damn it. How many yards in a meter? that's a yard god damn it how many yards in a meter one and a half I don't know we measure things in quarters and ribeye steaks all right come on homie we got an early lunch break today at 12 all right bro check it out why don't you uh mmm all right fine you don't look like you want to negotiate today just take it I'll see you later bro los vemos cabron yo yo yo yo yo What's your name bro? I don't even know your name. I need better digging power.

Energy for sure.

100 of them.

Holy shit. What do you got?

Shoes?

Climbing and moving speed for 50? Yeah why not? Okay I move fast. No I'm gonna need it. I'm gonna need it if I'm trying to be sneaky. I got some sick Jordans though. All right, ready?

We're going back down there with my little, little, little, little, almost three and a half meters. There's a coffin?

What?

Yo, there's a dead down here. Is it my own grave? That's why they wanted me to dig three and a half meters. I found his pocket watch or his watch watch. Oh God, come on. Undig this shit. I'm trying to see it. Oh no, I'm out of energy.

All right, all right, all right.

I don't think I have enough to buy anything. Yeah, I do, yeah, I do. I can buy, what am I talking about? I can buy myself some energy right now. Hurry up, call the guard. Put the spoon away. Lunch break in 17 seconds. Oh, well then...

Come on, buddy. Sell me this shit. Time to go gamble my toilet paper on a game of guess where the queen is. No! I don't have any energy! Ah, it's all right, I'll come back. Yo, Big Mike, Big Jeremy!

Nice.

Here you go, homie. Uh, yeah, yeah yeah yeah what's the mission what do you got not everyone's handshake is worth it sometimes the watch disappears with it oh you're trying to get a watch I've seen so many of them bro I didn't even realize oops oops yeah let me get let me get let me get a dollar from you yep thanks all right I'm gonna turn this dollar into

play three cards on money. All right, here we go, my dollar. It's this one.

Yes!

All right, let's go. Pay attention. That one.

Yes!

That one again. All right, we ready? We ready muchachos? We ready? Focus. All right, here we go, here we go. Yes! Should I go for 32? Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Let's play slot machines for a dollar. One more, one more, one more. We just do one more. We just do one more. Okay, fine. Let's get out of here. What do you do? Play cards on toilet paper. All right, let's get some toilet paper then. Easy toilet paper. Go. Metal. Haha!

This one. Yeah, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah, where'd it go? Oh, where did it go? It's this one. Haha, you try to hide it from me. Nope, Not today. Here we go. Mm-hmm It's that one let's keep betting uh-huh. Oh, oh, I think I lost it. No, I didn't it's right there You thought I could laugh ha ha ha bet 32. We have to bet 32. There's no other way

hmm

Wait, it's either this one or this one. No, I should have trusted my gut. Ah Back to where I started. Oh that hurt man that actually hurt my soul just then Who you tried you tried you tried You tried again, here we go, back to 32!

No...

Are my eyes failing me? Am I not a good gambler anymore? We gotta get back to 32. Listen to me man, I sound desperate. Have I forgotten about the coffin that's literally right under my cell?

16. 16 Should we go for 32 again? We have to go for 32, man

Third times the try right that tries the charm. Yes that focus Yes! Should we go for 64? I'm gonna pass. I should get- hang on. Let me just buy an energy drink right here. I could get two energy drinks. Aw hell yeah.

I could just restore my health then, restore it again, and then just keep getting them.

Aw f*** I used it!

I didn't mean to! God damn it. Okay. It's just for emergencies. I Accidentally drank one lunch breaks about to be over

Play you cards on toilet paper go for it

Mm-hmm. Yep. It's this one. Mm-hmm. All right, homie. Here we go. Focus. It's the middle one. It's like if you blink at the wrong time, you can't blink because if you blink at the wrong time, you might blink while things are shuffling and then you're fucked. Yeah, baby.

Oh, oh, oh, you tried. You really tried. You really, really, really really tried can't fool these eyes though Haha, you can't fool the eyes of a fool Mmm go for 64 nah should I get 55 digging power?

Nope, let's get the dumbbells

Let's get some extra energy. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we need it. Oh you only get plus 5 energy, bro

Plus 5 energy this mother f**ker is weak. You need to be doing push-ups. You need to be doing burpees like the homie over there

Alright, see you later. Mr. Guard. I gotta get down here and unearth this coffin I dig this bitch out to unearth the lid I did is that not lid enough oh here we go got it it was like that corner I got a key to the warehouse perfect get back down there homie nope nope cuz it takes some time we got to come out here with 30 seconds right can you do it in 30 seconds yep and in case the toilet gets clogged you should probably come out here with 30 seconds right can you do it in 30 seconds yep and in case the toilet gets clogged you should probably come out here with 20 seconds right it took 15 seconds to put all the dirt back so just in case the toilet gets clogged you got five seconds put the tool back idiota

all right just call the guard yo what up man how much for this 59 hell no we got to negotiate bro cuz that's a little too oh Oh, that's 10% chance. Let's at least go 82% Let's go Ching go and give me that toilet paper. All right What's in the warehouse? Holy dork that wait, uh, what am I doing? But prison respect? What is this buy for $10?

I don't know what I just bought expand my prison cell close

Go go go go go

Here comes the guard

My prison cells expanded Buy new furniture This just got even bigger than I thought I thought we were just gonna be uh Just digging buy new furniture in the warehouse man.'s gonna take a while you can't dig anymore oh crap I forgot to buy energy wait I can get dig a little bit I have to be fast though I'm out I'm out of energy I gotta go it's almost lights out to put

your dirt away call the guard call this fool. OOI OOI OOI OOI I forgot about my spoon! Lidl! Yeah, uh, you trying to buy some shit? $8? Okay. I seen anything right now. Thanks. Yep yep yep.

Yo, which one of you got money? I mean the energy. Energy? Yeah, give me that yogurt.

Pause.

Um, oh, you got it on sale for 97. Yeah, give me that. I'll take the digging power. What do you got? My furniture. Glow sticks to illuminate the tunnel, dynamites to expand the tunnel faster. Nine seconds. I got nine seconds. Guard comeback time plus 15 seconds. Okay. Yep. Let me get out of here. Those are cool. See you, perro. All right. Just keep digging. Just keep digging. Just keep digging. A golden plate. Oh, that's going to, that's got to be worth a lot of toilet paper. We just got to keep digging down. I

bet this is going to get really far. It's lights out. I still got some time. I'll go till my energy runs out. Yeah. Imagine if I still had my little ass spoon. Uh, okay. We are very low right now. We are five meters below the surface what if I just uh Who oh wait, I was gonna say what if I just explode shit and I did okay Found some stuff though Not worth it

Not worth it. That thing cost me $3. How many times I had to guess that where the queen was to get that much? I'm sleeping, I'm sleeping, I'm sleeping. Wait, does this mean I can dig a little bit and then the beef stew will like restore my full energy? Hang on, let me try this.

What's that say? About the warehouse, I've got some intel. The previous storekeeper crossed the cleaning lady, a trace. Word on the street is he was murdered but no body was ever found so yeah the key is a bit of a problem but you'll definitely find it soon. Uhhhhhh... look bro I don't even I just want to get out of here. I'm just trying to find I'm just trying to find the the subway that's down here. You know what I mean? Can't dig anymore? That's fine. Eat some shit. Oh that does only restore half your health half your energy all right cool keep going some right there soap we're digging a hole okay we're not digging a hole

anymore never mind I ran out of energy what if I sell the guard some dirt okay we're good we're clean call the guard over and that way yo for all this that's it ah why did I accept? I was gonna negotiate. Damn it. All right, homies. What y'all selling, huh?

Chips?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll take some chips. You got any salsa to go with those? $200? Nope. $200?

Nope.

I'm in a moving speed. Should I just buy that shit? Just get it, whatever. Real quick real quick eight dollars eight dollars eight dollars Nothing. Oh you you you you you you you you we're good. We're good Yeah, I really need to buy an upgrade for the guard not coming back so soon so I can go shopping The pile of dirt is too big. What do you mean? I'm digging bro. I'm using a shovel you mean the pile there's too big That's the whole point of digging. Otherwise, why would you call it digging? If there's no, if the pile of dirt is too much,

what else do you do?

You dig.

You have to use, you can't resist the manly urge to dig something out when there's a big pile of dirt. The pile of dirt only has one solution. And it starts with a D and ends with a G. You know what I'm saying? Bring it on oh the shovel the shovel I'm not

up to anything I'm just trying to sell you shit 44 my guy okay how about uh how about 45 come on come on all right ching right, bro. What y'all got 72? Nope. Yep energy

Nope

Nope I got a trade some toilet paper for Wrap I can't buy nothing else. I'll buy one of these. I'll buy two of them. Come on guard get out of here I mean come over close the shit. I got stuff to do. I got a business to run get out of here all right we're going back in there's stuff I need to grab what is this flare gun coin candlestick more flare guns dig baby dig dig some more oh yeah we're being efficient I can't wait for lunchtime dude it's my gambling time it's my favorite time of day playing

with my homies playing cards with my homies for high stakes This is a really crafty way of escaping escaping prison, you know putting the dirt down the toilet. Yo, let me out Let me out. Let me out. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna be Rich by the time I'm done with lunch by the end of this. If I could have been 128.

All right. Yeah. Oh

All right, yeah look at me

Okay. Yep. I'm back

578

In one sitting yo, I've been working homie. Yeah, everything's good. You want to buy some stuff?

51 I mean that's ten times less than what I currently have. But yeah, I mean I'll take it not that I need it right now Yo, you give me some yogurt bro. What got got some cereal trade you yep yep what do you got more digging power I'll take that I'm gonna need it anyway chingon I'll take the backpack I'll take the backpack upgrade the guard is coming I need to buy some for furniture what is this for? Removes more dirt at once. All right, I'll take that one for now. I bought some furniture.

All right, I'm good. Put this back. I'm gonna call the guard. I'm gonna call the guard over. Yo, can I have some toilet paper, please? Thank you. Appreciate it. Yep. 30 seconds, homie.

That's all I need. Get out of here. Hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up guard come back time plus 15 seconds guard come back time for those 15 seconds I'll take the cheap one the $25 one. Oh, wait, where do I put it? Oh shit, okay But right there right there right there Put it right there place it ching one call him again. I need more money more time Yeah, can I get more toilet paper? Nope. Nope. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. We're good.

Oh, I get more time. I get it. It's not the time in between that I'm paying for. It's the... I got it. I got it. I got it. Something's at 10 meters and I need to know what it is. We're almost to 10 meters. The hell? The gold bar? Dig 15 meters toward the north. How the hell do I know where the north is? Okay, um, you know what? Oh, I do have a-

I have a better toilet now, I forgot. I upgraded my toilet and it's still getting clogged.

No mames.

Yo-ho! Ganda wey! Hey, try and buy some of this. I might need a little more than 75. How about 77? Yeah, is that good? Yeah, that's cool with you. All right. Hell yeah. Appreciate it. Gracias puto. What are you selling? What 200? Oh, I can do that. I can do that, but I need energy Yeah, I'm gonna need to upgrade my max energy. That's more important. Yep. 308 god damn And is there is there something else like can I do prison respect lowers prices plus 12, I'll take that Yes, we are. Dig 15 meters toward the north. How the hell do I know where the north is?

Hang on. Is that the- is that- is the sun setting that way? If it sets in the west, then north is that direction. That way. I think. Cuz now I gotta- so now I'm gonna have to walk through the tunnel. I see, so I gotta fit through this shit. Chingon. You see that shit? You see that shit?

Boom baby, what is that? Grab it. A wrench. I could easily buy out that entire warehouse

Hurry up The card's not even gonna question where the hell I got all this from. I should bring out bring down all the prices actually Yeah, take all this, please Yeah, yeah, yeah, sell it to me. See me and my sell in 30 seconds. Yep, give me some energy bro. Yep, thanks homie. Crack the lights out.

Our returns in 25. All right, all right, hang on, hang on. Buy this. Put the shit back. I just keep getting better prices. All right, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up. Don't mess this up. Don't mess this up

Through those yep We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. It's looking through the night That's how we do it muchachos. We got what we need Let's go down there real quick What's to say another mysterious incident this time with the guard who ran sports and basketball no sign of him the last security footage shows He didn't hold the door for Dorothy the cleaner if you run into her I suggest you not and smile

All right, so don't mess with Dorothy. Is that what we're getting out here? Pay your respects to Dorothy every time am I heading north? I really hope I am otherwise. I'm digging in the wrong direction, bro. I can't fit through this. Is there a crouch button I don't know where I'm at oh that's that's a lot of light I threw the neon thing down the the glow stick wait the guard the guard the guard the guard hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up oh god okay this is bad this is bad this is really bad this is really bad this is really really bad this is really bad this is really bad this is really bad this is really bad please don't clock please don't clock please don't clock No, we're good. We're good. We're good

We are good we're good. You know, miss me to another mess. Come on, mr. Guard, sir. I'm the better. Oh, yeah, everything's fine, bro Check it out Everything's good Turn by some shit. Yeah, 83. I'll take it. You know what? Let's negotiate a little bit. Give me give me 85 Yeah, give me 87. Why not? Oh. How much did you give me?

66?

Damn, he rolled the 20%. God damn it. All right, I gotta stop getting greedy. Okay, you know what? Go back in here. Miss Dorothy, Miss Dorothy.

What is this for? A desk? Prison respect. Lowers prices. Lowers prices. lowers prices hold up hold up hold up allows you to drink a coffee once a day yep let's go get a coffee bro coffee machine

I'm gonna place it right there well energy energy energy oh crap now I have time I don't have time I'm gonna have to call this guy back It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. We're going to the north, baby. Oh Wait, we can drink a coffee

Ha

Yeah, we got another coffin to dig up and I'm gonna run out of energy. God damn it. Not good bros. Not good I'm gonna have to gamble really hard I wasted a dynamite god damn it all right let's go ain't no way I'm gonna dig 15 meters towards the north amen let me make another coffee bro yo buy this shit for 56 I you know what I'm just gonna let you pick the price you know what I'm not even gonna try to negotiate it's not worth it for just a couple of them fitness dumbbells you got I need that I

need I need better energy though 296 no you got energy. I need that.

All right, I need better energy though. 296, no, you know what? Hang on, hang on, let me lower prices. Hold up a second. Prison respect plus sleeping efficiency plus 30%. Oh shit, no, no, no.

No! Uh-oh. No!

What does that mean?

What happened? Nothing. It's cuz I didn't have anything in my inventory. That's why. Right? Why is that guy in- why are they inside the ground now? I don't know what I'm supposed to do now. Lunch is starting. Alright, this is my chance. This is my chance. We got lunch now. It's all good. It's all good. Yo, that guy had really good. We got lunch now. It's all good. It's all good. Yo, that guy had really good price on a dig thing.

It was $222. I should have bought it. Was that a glitch? I was just trying to buy something real quick to like make it easier. Do I get to buy things from the shop during lunch break? name now please don't whoop my ass again like you did yesterday yeah I'll go to

the cafeteria hang on let me just buy some stuff real quick what does this do it leads north ah this thing leads this is what I need I needed the compass should have bought it all right what are these plants do this just gives more comeback time 15 seconds allows you to drink a tea once a day all right let me take this shit put it put somewhere, just put it there. I don't care, put it right there. Whatever.

Lowers price. Chingon. Is that all I'm doing? Just lowering prices? Removes dirt once a- Yeah. Uh, plus. Yeah, this lowers prices too. Golden toilet? Gimme that shit, man. I'll take that. Put some plants down. Going just buying stuff during my lunch break. I got $20 enough to go gamble. Yo, what's good, homie? Yo, take this shit

It's not a wrench. Wait, what I thought I get what what happened to the wrench? I had like 20 of them All right doesn't matter. All right, here we go. Let's play some cup Bob Check it. I Messed up already. I lost it. I lost it. I'm tired. My eyes are tired. Nope. I didn't lose it. I'm good. I'm good I'm good on just believing yourself believing yourself believing yourself believing yourself believe in the heart of the Queen How far can we take this one? about a golden toilet I

Think it's that one. Yeah. Okay good

No, no, no. I knew it. I knew it.

I'm gonna lose it.

Three hours later.

All right.

I didn't do too hot this time. I'm still up, but I didn't do too hot. So let me buy some of these. Buy that one. Buy some more. Hurry up.

I'm gonna get caught outside my cell.

Go, go, go, go, go, go.

Yo, yo, yo, did I?

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Ooh. toilet better street cred yep yep better prices better prices how about this one small fridge has two places to store food put that in there put it down bro put it down thank you hurry up by yogurt by yogurt that's all I need I should yogurt thank you thank you thank you thank you put it back I don't know how to use the fridge man, but uh, that's alright. I'm very-

WHAT?! They covered my hole! No!

When did they- oh, is when they get caught? Oh my God. It's fine. I got all the upgrades.

It doesn't matter.

Does it? Wait, I got to use the compass too. I thought New North was that way. Man, I told y'all. I'm not crazy. There's a coffin over here about 15 meters

down though. Oh god, oh god, okay, okay, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god. Got it. Alright, we're good. $100 for everything? hundred toilet papers. Man. Can I get some more? Can I get some better like 102? chingon Give me that. Aight bro. What do we got? I need some digging power right now. I need some heavy artillery type shit Yeah, you give me some of these And then the lady I need. You know what? Screw it. Give me this.

Better prices. I should have done that first. Give me a glow stick. I better come back time. Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? I feel like we're going to need it, you know? Look at my golden toilet, man.

That shit is crazy. Look at my carpet, too. Hi. It's a brand new fresh day. Eat the food. What's this say? According to my geological knowledge, you can dig down about 10 meters and you'll hit a hard rock. Don't worry There's a horizontal layer of soft clay down there. Just need to figure out which direction is the best tunnel. Okay Yeah, that's what I was figuring out. That's what I had already figured it out. I didn't even need to look at what the f**k the, the, the lady's thing was.

The, the, the ladies, the compass. I didn't even need to look at that. Actually, what I do need to do is I need to call the guard over. That's what I need to do. Cause I need to sell some s**t.

Yep. Everything's fine, homie.

Come on.

Buy it. Yep, thanks. Cause I need to keep buying more upgrades. That's what I need to be doing. What up bro? What do you got? 350? Oooo for that? I don't know about that man, I really don't know about that. Honestly? 20 dollars? I'll take this. Where do I even put this?

Right there. I take this and put it right there. Got it. Yo yo yo, come back bro, come back. Can I please have some toilet paper? Thank you, appreciate it.

All right, all right, all right, all right.

I need to buy a better digging thing from this guy. Yup, 325 now, let's go. Man, doing so good. 650, okay, that's doable, but on the next one. I'll save that. 150, 130.

Yeah, I'll take the backpack. What do you got? 130 for climbing speed? Nah, I'm good. Put that back. I got a big-ass shovel now! Went from a spoon to a shovel. I'm proud. Hell yeah, bro. I am very proud. Give me this. Vamanos. All right. I got the coffin now. What's in there? Another key for what? The key to the gate to the basketball court? Since when do we have a basketball? Well, they all have basketball courts. All the prisons do. Oh my God, I can't climb.

Oh no.

Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.

Put it away, put it away, put it away.

Put it away, cabron, put it away, cabron.

Go, put this back.

Good thing I have a golden toilet.

Go!

No clogging, baby. Done. Oh, yeah, we're done. Oh, we're done. Bye for later.

Wait.

That's how you put shit in there.

Bye for later.

Yes.

Aha.

I'm stocked up.

I'm ready to go. I'm ready to keep digging. No interruptions, cabrones. We got lunchtime coming up. I'm going to stock up some. Oh, I'm goinged up. I'm ready to go. I'm ready to keep digging no interruptions cover on this. We got lunchtime coming up I'm gonna stock up some oh, I'm gonna gamble so good. You're about to see lunchtime, baby This is my favorite part of my whole day. This is my favorite part about being in prison is just betting everything toilet paper a bit I

Bet my clothes one time luckily I won otherwise it would have ended Well, you know how it would have ended but I also got the basketball court key, which I don't know what that's gonna do But right now I'm just focused on this ready. Yep. Yep. Yep I'm not the man I used to be Maybe I need to like sit back a little bit and like really see the overview of everything. Get like a bird's eye view on this thing.

It's more like I gotta put my focus like in the center and then just kind of like keep track of the motion of everything instead of like actually tracking it because other things get in the way and it messes with your vision.

Yep, that one. Stare at the center. I'm about to bet 64. Nah, you know what? I'm gonna pass. I'm gonna go to somebody else. Wait a minute.

Who's the chef?

Take soup?

Oh, since when can we- No way. No way. This whole time I could have just been eating lunch and I didn't know what is lunch. See, gambling in video games is good. It's really good because it keeps you from gambling in real life Can you imagine putting up Melody's college tuition? Don't worry sweetheart daddy's got good vision you see

Sorry, honey looks like you can't go to school. real quick buy that couch let's take it the couch bitch let's go whoa where do I put this I'm not sure where to put the couch my boys oh it's cuz I need to make my cell block bigger that's why oh I ate the food I'm stupid man come on okay I messed up I accidentally ate food all right go let's get out of here let Let's just keep going Let's keep going. We're almost there, but we got two and a half minutes. I'm gonna I'm gonna collect a bunch of shit Let's go you can do it, bro. I got this. We need a glow stick man

This thing digs like shit. My energy level is low. Damn explode some shit. There we go. All right So here's what we're gonna go expand our storage cuz I forgot that you could do that. Let's negotiate, baby Yeah, now let me out of here Lady lady lady. Oh crap. Come on, man. I got 27 seconds to do this shit put put the couch back right there Put it hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up uh uh yeah yeah yeah bye for 30 bye for 30 we're at the max all right let's get uh let's get a different uh what is this

another couch i just bought another couch for no reason oh, wait, I gotta move the couch stupid No, no, no, no, no the prison guards. No, I Blocked myself in with the couch wait now I gotta dig the hole again. I Know get been there who way so you need the other yo Guardi. All right, brother Buy my shit. Thank you. Appreciate it. Now that I've upgraded my sale block,

let me go buy some more stuff. What do I need to upgrade from you, huh?

Hello.

Nope, that's already done.

What is this?

Just more furniture. Just put it somewhere. Don't even worry about rotating it. Fine, f*** it, rotate it. Other way, other way, other way. You're rotating it the wrong way. My guy! I've already wasted it. I wasted time. I wasted time. It's too late. You know what? Sometimes you just got to keep digging. You got to dig to your heart's content. It's been six days since

I've been in prison and I've already made a lot of progress I'm already the king I'm better than that other fool man cuz I've been gambling my money their problem was that they made this like hard memory game it's supposed to be difficult but no they found the guy that guy was me I am that guy you know for a guy who hates puzzles man I'm actually really good at them. All right, here we go.

I need the energy thing, bro. I need to buy some for later. Yep, thank you.

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

Put that shit in there. I ate it, stupid! Oh my God, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No. Eat it. Okay, store it store it store it put it in there. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Come on Give me some more. Give me some more. Give me some more Bye for later. Yep. Yep, put that shit right in there. Got it. Okay, we're good. We're good. We're good I'm back in my cell block. I messed up. I messed up so bad. Hey, yo, can you come back and give me some toilet paper? next door what's this is this a bed upgrade I already bought one of these

but we're just gonna buy it again just gonna buy another one put it right there yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep I'm gonna buy this actually buy that rug buy this shit card is coming 14 seconds I got enough spot I got enough time for this god damn I'm living good in prison you feel me I got the spot. I got enough time for this. God damn. I'm living good in prison. You feel me? I got the tiger rug and everything bro Wait, I don't have a guard meter a guard counter. Oh cuz lunch happens at noon. That's why I keep going

Okay, so at 10 meters we go north which way was north This way I need to go make some money again cuz I've spent everything I need to go buy a better dig thing. That's that should be the next goal. Yo, homie Yo, I got what you needed. There you go. Boom. You're welcome. All right, except mission. You need a watch. All right. Yeah, that's cool All right, who's ready to gamble mother you know, it's crazy that I got all my upgrades from gambling instead of like from anything to do with digging

Okay, I'm at 904 toilet paper I'm gonna do one more round. I think I've found my new addiction I wonder if there's like a game on my phone that I could like veg out too cuz this is fun Just seeing the card flip and like guessing it the one cell in my brain is the only thing that's bouncing around keeping it focused confidence baby confidence confidence let's go

I think I think I'm gonna pass I'm gonna pass I can keep going but I

Could get so many upgrades, and I don't want it. No. I'm just gonna pass. I'm done. Oh Wait, I still got an hour which means I can go buy everything I need

Wait give this man what he needs that's not a watch man. I I don't even need you bro I got every money I need all the money all of it. Put all the plants just put buy a bunch of plants. We go I'm draining the stock from this lady bro hurry up hurry up place them man just place it somewhere. Thank you. That's it. Oh, I need a hundred bucks.

All right, go go go go go go go go go go.

Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy.

That's easy money right here. Watch this. Ready? Boom. This is how quickly I make a hundred bucks in this game. Watch. Double your money. Give it to the next person. Nope. Give it to me. Just double my money.

Double it and give it to me. Yep. Yep. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh

Yeah, this is all I need right now. Oh

Oh, I made way more than I needed I got carried away Another fridge. What was this one for? I don't know but I have everything now I wonder how much of a discount I get now. All right, let's go check. let's go check what these guys have for sale. 3- I got everything I need. I don't need anything else. Oh damn. I didn't buy any yogurt or nothing. That's okay I got tea wait don't move that drink it pendejo The guard noticed a tool in your hands no Stupid are you joking? Are you joke? I was drinking tea up. I was having my afternoon tea

Oh

Shucks is that what British people say?

I don't even.

God damn it. Oh man, I need to stock up my fridge. Listen, bro, hey, do you have toilet paper? I already took paper today. Damn, I've really done messed this up. But luckily I got a big ass, oh my God.

Low energy. Already, man, didn't I drink tea? I just realized I never went to the basketball court. Alright, the last thing I need to do right now is play basketball. Hang on a sec, hang on a sec. I need to buy a bunch of these. And a bunch of these.

Boom. There's- I cleaned this bitch out. She- Wait, wait, wait.

Hurry up, bro.

Hurry up. Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry. Hurry, I actually need to buy that. I need to eat that. Yep, yep, yep, now buy it for later. Stick it in your fridge. Do one more. Buy another one for later. Yep, yep, yep, yep, buy it for later. Stick it in the fridge.

Yep, yep, yep, yep, save it, save it, save it. I can do one more, yeah, it's over. I'm gonna be here all night. Yeah, tell me nam was covered on this. Oh, this is it We're gonna escape on day six. Watch how easy this is gonna go. I should have bought an energy upgrade That's what I didn't do. I got the big-ass shovel, but no energy. That's okay because I got a big-ass I got a big-ass fridge and that's all that matters man. Why am I digging when I got grenades. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Chingon. Ow, ow, ow.

All right, collect all the stuff, dude. You're not collecting everything you need, okay? All right, I'm calling the guard one more time tonight. We might have to get out of here on day seven. If we can even get out of here on day seven. Chingon.

Oh, chingon. No mames, for 120. Oh yeah, I'll take that. And then this one for how much, for 180? Oh yeah. And then what you got, a backpack for what, 150? I ain't got no 150, bro. I ain't got 300, oh shit.

Uh, what do you have? For 60, yeah, give me that. Yep, that's all my upgrades. Slides out, let's go to sleep. is a brand new day. Cabrones. And I got three minutes to get back down there. I checked the old tunnel blueprints. One of the exits should be directly beneath the old auto repair shop on loop island. That'd be a good place to grab a car and escape if there's a chase. Are we getting in a chase? In a police chase? No, mamis. Am I you go around this shit. Oh, oh oh guard is coming and I get low energy

Alright, look at all the shit. I just took. Yeah No, but you could be the hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. I gotta hide on this Hurry up. All right We did it again What's up man? Ayo, we gotta negotiate.

Cause that's a- that's not enough. Yeah! Okay, 316? How much for your upgrade bro? 900. Uh, 300 for more max energy. Yes sir!

150? Oh shit. Uh, actually what I need get out of the way. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up

Hurry up, hurry up

Need a couple of those one of those go go go go go go go go go go go

Chingon Chingon Chingon Chingon today's the day today is that day mess shit up. Give me the shovel I love how they like punish me by just plugging up my hole wait not by taking away my escape tools and stuff you know what I mean which I just I think we got it I think this is the way well I mean of course it's the way we know it's the way because that's where the compass is pointing actually the point the compass is pointing that way oh the guards coming the guards gonna come lunchtime

lunchtime lunch I'm her up her up All right I think we do one more final gambling run for upgrades and we would probably be at the end right? Oh let's let's raise the stakes here. Let's do a let's do a big uh let's do a ten dollar hand. Yeah? Another ten dollar hand. Let's go. I'm here to win, baby! Come on! I'm about to- I'm gonna waste all my money. Not that I need it right now. Because I can literally make it back so fast.

I-

Last one. I'm down- I wasted $90. Okay, this is the one we play on. This is where we get all our upgrades. On the first try too. I'm concentrating, cabrones. Let me concentrate. Don't talk to me right now. It's over. It's actually, it's genuinely over. I told you I'd do it on the first try. I didn't want to keep it going because I just, I just,

I should have kept it going, but I didn't want to keep it going. You know what I'm saying? Like one mess up, one mess. Man, I should have kept it going. I was on a streak. I was on a streak You see you see this is where my thoughts are right now. I Regret not continuing going cuz I could have won more 99% of gambling addicts quit right before their big win That's a fact

All right. What's actually going to help me right now? Is that the maximum shovel? I definitely want that. And how much is the 100% digging power? Nah, I should probably get like energy. Yo, are you gonna sell me? I can't get more energy than that.

All right, give me the backpack. Yep, give me another backpack. Give me another backpack.

Yep.

I'm risking it here. And then give me another backpack. Yep. I'm risking it here and then give me some shoes Hurry up hurry up hurry up. I'm gonna get caught. Oh my god No my shovel I didn't put it away no No, I forgot the shovel in my hands. I thought if I bought it from the guy I still have to bring it over Wait a minute

Wait a minute hold on call the guard that's not the shovel wait put it back. Is that the same shovel I had? Bro Did you just take away all of my upgrades Homie You took away all my shit he took away my shovel oh man that sucks After all the money I paid for all of those upgrades, bro.

That's lame as hell. I'm mad.

And I got my hole covered again. God damn it.

I'm good at gambling, but bad at prison escaping. It's not even gambling, it's a game of skill, okay? You just gotta be very, very good at seeing things from the garage You'll reach the tunnel. There are two roads leading to the neighboring island We could stash a light helicopter there for you if they manage to block one of the roads take the other No point in trying to break through they'll shoot on sight what so we're gonna go towards a getaway car if I can keep myself

From getting caught every single time Then I think we'll be in a good position I probably would have already escaped it wasn't for my dumbass doing literally everything to get caught okay I think we're almost there I think we're almost there just don't get caught this time all right instantly go buy a bunch of these you're gonna need them insufficient funds oh crap you serious I've been insufficient funds in a minute that's cuz I spent everything campfilling I got $2 bro this guy doesn't want to sell me nothing

this guy's got cereal for a dollar oh wait yeah give me some for later thank you put it in the fridge put it in the fridge put in the fridge yeah baby give me another one give me another one give me another one another one give me another one hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up okay we're good all right mr. guard hurry up all right we're gonna hit the end here. This looks like it's the end, but it isn't.

Like, there's just this big ass rock that's in the way and I think I have to go around it. It's literally gonna be lunchtime by the time I... Though I'm not gonna spend much time gambling. I say that now. All right, listen, we're just gonna do a quick one a quick one for the money cuz I need some energy drinks I don't want to get out of there can't believe now. I'm penny pinching for energy drinks

I should have bought some instead of gambled on the slot machines doesn't matter cuz I'm good at this shit. All right check this out Mm-hmm yep All right, it's all I need 64 bucks but but but I'm gonna get my upgrades back That's ridiculous. Okay, that's all I need. That's literally all I need. That's all I need. That's all I need. That's all I need. I don't need anymore. I don't need I can't gotta keep to I gotta stop myself because I would have kept going. Okay, I would have kept going. And I have to stop myself. It's just I just want to do one big one. I just want to do one big one. Just one big one, okay? Just for the hell of it Yeah, baby, this is what you got eye surgery for All right, you know, I'm done I'm done I'm just gonna I'm gonna take that as the opportunity to literally max out my guys holding

37,547 rolls of toilet paper. I think I'm the queen queen of the prison a king king I meant king that's me the king of the prison hey you know no I'm not interested at all yeah here needs toilet paper I'm your guy. It's gonna cost you though. Just saying. It's gonna cost you a lot. Remember that one time you caught me with my shovel out?

Remember that one time you came to plug my hole? Yeah, I remember.

Yo, homie.

Homie, homie, homie, homie, homie. I don't even care. It's...

It's... Get out of here go ahead

go ahead go ahead all right brother my guy I'm buying everything I got the best shovel in the game hide it before they get you oh I got the best shoes and max out my movement wait the only thing I have the only thing I'm gonna call the guard back just because I'm gonna, I'm gonna get the maximum backpack. I just want to walk out of here knowing that I maxed out and I still have enough toilet paper to wipe an entire city's ass. That's what I'm proud of.

All right. I'm wiping every prisoners ass for life. I'm not up to anything, homie. Here, just take my shit. I just wanna buy everything. Are you ready?

You're never gonna see me again in 30 seconds. Well, I mean, after the 30 seconds, you're not gonna see me. And I get to stock up my fridge? Shit.

Wait.

I don't have any space available. I've maxed out food. All right, I get to, bro. I'm eating in abundance right now.

Okay.

I'm, I'm a glutton now. I eat in excess. Yeah. All of y'all, man. I'll see y'all later. I'm getting out of here.

Now, please show me the exit. Stop messing around. Did I not make it to the exit? Am I? Did I f*** something up? Is that not it?

I can't grab anything that's there. Is it glitched? What's going on here? I can't go that way. Have I gone the wrong way this whole time? Did I really mess this up?

Nah, bro, literally, I think I got the compass wrong muchachos. I'm kind of dumb bro. I'm not no I'm not dumb cuz it says this thing always points north That was the whole point of the compass, but no north is that way this whole time north has been this way I've just been dumb. The only thing I don't like is that the items get in your way and you have to collect them if you get maximum

Toilet paper storage you get maximum Riz at the prison. Oh

No, oh no, they're gonna catch me I'm done. Oh No, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done for I'm done for I'm done for I'm done for I've messed up The guards gonna come back. I've messed up. I messed up so bad. Where's the exit? Where's the exit no, they're gonna close my hole again. There it is Hurry up, hurry up, hide this, hide this

Please please please hide the shovel

No, Oh my god. I missed the... Maybe I was heading the right direction. Maybe that way is north.

Like straight ahead, you know? Because it literally looks like it's north.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I messed up. Maybe I was heading the right direction. Maybe that way is north like straight ahead, you know Cuz it literally says on the little hand west and east and north and like if you go straight in that direction Like that's the way you should be going. You know what I'm saying? Not again, not again. Not again. Not again. Come on. Come on get up there you piece of shit. No, come on Bro, please don't do this. Don't do this. Don't do this. Don't do this. Don't do this

Don't do this

Oh

Oh my god I did it. I talked to the right people people we managed to transport a light helicopter by truck It's waiting for you hidden in the abandoned refinery in the neighboring island. If you make it there, you're practically free Okay, this is the day. This is actually the day wakey wakey perros. It's time if I can get past all these toys All these obstacles that I keep making for myself because I'm not collecting them because I don't need them anymore They're just there in the way. There's so much junk everywhere. Hey, bro. Check out all the crap I have for you

Take all of that. How much did you give me? I don't even care. I have 32,000 I went overboard as long as I don't I gotta do this before lunchtime cuz I don't want to get interrupted by lunchtime. Um okay literally there's nothing else to do bro. All right you know what I need some dynamites. Yep two of those. I need a bunch of these. Yep thanks homie appreciate it. I just got a stuck up stock up on I ate it instead of shit. Okay I think this thing is like because see north isn't that way that's west right? So I think I just had to follow this path. It's literally the only path in that general direction of where I believe north is. So there must be something over here.

I think we're getting somewhere. I don't have any energy drinks now. Where the hell am I? Oh, there's, wait, huh?

Uh-oh.

Find a ladder in the abandoned tunnels. I found the abandoned tunnels. Wait, I could have been here days ago. Am I gonna get jump-scared by some shit? There it is. The ladder. Blow that bitch up. I mean not the ladder, the-

Oh wait, how do I get there? Crap. I'm not sure how I'm gonna get there. I can't see anything. Yep, this way. Uh-huh. I can kind of see... Here in this general direction? That's a dead end.

Right?

Damn, that's a dead end! Oh no, this is like a maze now! I can barely see- is it this way then? I only have like one more glow stick left it's not good shit I don't know where I'm going I can't see anything I can't see anything I can't see it okay I'm back towards where there's a there's a light there's

a little light which one was that one I don't remember which one that was okay uh yeah the ladder is this way again. Oh God, okay.

I see like blue lights that way. This way?

They kind of go around? And back, oh no. They're gonna catch me.

There's a ladder.

Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry I

Got the ladder oh Shit repair the fuse box. They're gonna catch me here. He does not gonna see me in my cell She needs toilet paper who's gonna wipe her Not me not that I ever did But I have all the toilet paper that's where my head was going. Shut up! What are we doing? Is this supposed to be a puzzle? I somehow did it what what

what I gotta go to my head get away helicopter it's this way right I'm going to... It is a pin nico and let's go but eat up the best escapist ever My mom's never gonna be proud of me anymore not after this stunt Did I just see a rocket over there doesn't matter we're not going to the moon we're going to like Arkansas or something in the middle of desert in a hideout That no mamas way turn around turn around turn around turn around Arkansas or something in the middle of the desert in a hideout. Uy, idiota, no mames, wey.

Turn around, turn around, turn around, turn around. There you go, there you go, there you go. Like nothing's chasing me anyway, right? So like, it doesn't matter. Okay, whatever, man, whatever. Go, go.

Uy, uy, uy.

¡Ahora, idiota, wey! Helicopter is a pendejo, la verdad. There's my helicopter. Was I that important that homies sent a helicopter? Of course, of course, man. Three hours and 18 minutes. You're starting a new life, have fun. I could have gotten away a lot faster if I wasn't an idiot, okay?

If I wasn't addicted to playing that stupid card game All I had to do was just dig in a specific direction and not let the guard catch me and I would have been out Of there so much sooner, but it was worth it because we got every max upgrade and we got it easily Not by selling a bunch of shit. That's it. We did it prison escape simulator the whole digging edition Thank you so much for watching. If you enjoyed this, for whatever reason, then leave a like.

That lady's twerking. She's happy because I paid her out. I bought everything from her. Ha ha, this fool's still just sitting there watching TV. The guard was gambling the whole time and the cook was getting drunk.

They don't even care.

All right, well, that's it.

Thank you so much for watching. I love y'all and I'm gonna see you next time.

Bye.

32,000 rolls of toilet paper in one sitting.

No, they're really gonna come in handy later. No, trust me. No, trust me. Trust me.