I feel bad for her on here tbh #series #daughter #viral #explore #shorts #feed #family #drama #movie

Daddy? Oh, Daddy, Daddy! I missed you so much! I could hug you forever! Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Natalia, I thought we said no more funny stuff. You know you're supposed to keep to yourself.

What?

Did you trick someone in the library into calling CPS on us?

No, no, I didn't! I...

Do you know what the C in CPS stands for? Because while you, my dear, might be one type of C, you are definitely not a child. What kind of C am I? Natalia, I am a gentleman. But let's not pretend you don't know who you are.

Come on.

Is mommy here too?

No. The Christine. On a book tour. And honestly, you should be glad that she is, because she would be through the roof if she saw this style you're living. I mean, come on, woman. Take out the trash every now and then, you know? And also, what is that god-awful smell?

It's like a turd came to life and died in here. It's like a turd came to life and died in here.

Um, probably the fridge.