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If you're not gonna take grass and home golf seriously, you can just leave the session God, let me stop you right there What if I told you that I found a game that combines both of them together ladies and gentlemen? all about but you know it's it's got it's got gnomes and it has golf So I think we're doing pretty well on hitting, you know, Google search recommended. Look, I don't know man We decided to play it

but you know if you somehow do enjoy this video and you know get a laugh or two leave a like on the video and subscribe to the channel because you know We just we just kind of be playing games here, but you know anyway I'm just gonna let you guys watch this video now. I hope you enjoy it Is up I am inside of a man oh, that's blarg I like how I can't tell who's who I'm a big fan of that. Am I in a guy? Oh! Oh shit shit shit! Hey, what's going on?

Oh, Yummy texted me. Why are you afraid of me? Give me a hug.

Tell Yummy you said, never mind.

Hold on, I'll call him. I'll pitch it to him.

Phone ringing

Hello, I'm live.

Okay, hear me out. Have you heard of grass? Grass? Grass, like the stuff on on like lawns okay you heard of gnomes I've

played there's a game I played recently that's not exactly gets it have you

heard of golf exactly I love God there's also another game the market is driving I'm gonna blow your fucking mind right now. We're playing a game called Grass Gnome Golf.

If

you wanna play, it's got no shadows, there's no names above anyone's head. I don't know what's going on. If you wanna join, you know where to go. Ten minutes?

We could probably make that work.

Yeah, we could probably mess around for 10 minutes. Bro, we gotta learn how to play.

Oh. Oh.

There's a way to break the game.

What happened?

Why am I hitting E and sp-

Oh, oh, whoa. How do I-

Oh, here we go. I'm learning to hit.

Hold on. Hold on.

Uh, six wedge. Confirm your angle

Nice What am I getting the way This is the shit Tiger Woods be doing in his prime, bro. Like, truly unstoppable. Hey, hold on, I'm gonna hit the fucking dinger at the clubhouse. Fuck that guy. Look at this guy. Look at this guy, dude.

How do I go harder?

How the fuck did you do that?

I just jumped and hit the ball, man. What's the emo button figure that I will have a lot of fun

You guys impress me What what do you mean?

The he's one button you're like yeah

Dude think about it. We haven't even driven the golf cart. Are you in a golf cart?

There's no golf cart anywhere is he just floating on your screen

Keyword and golf keyword. They're both super hot right now. We got to take advantage of the hot keywords Yo, wait, my gold card leaving

Where's everybody at I'm back. I'm at the driving range. Oh

Check this out. Let me show you something

Feel like an actual gnome has approached me at the golf course shit

I'm here to sell you wares. Have you seen the magic in the realm? Oh my god!

How did you do that?

What? It took me a second.

Wait, check it out over here.

Huh?

Where are you?

This thing's coming to kill me.

Bro, my card is Bork.

Is it driving by itself? Wait check it out over here. Oh, where are you?

Six coming to kill me bro. My card is bored

Yummy get out what you can dog yummy this ain't worth it bro. This ain't what I Right now I'm watching a hovering guy lose his golf cart he's driving away dollars

every penny every penny oh you guys said there's no shadows in the game that it cost $7 well that's an exaggeration I see shadows right now granted it's underneath a floating gnome who's flying away from me, but I see shadows Hey, who's my crush whose cart is doing Beyblade moment? I'm stuck in the ceiling and it's driving without me doing anything.

I hit a tree.

Alright gnomes, let's golf.

Hell yeah, brother.

Hey, everyone follow the rules of golf please.

You already...

The cart away. Guys, the whole t-box my go fast I'm leaving backwards and I'm not gonna drive out of the mess

I don't worry guys I'll go first I bet you could tee off yeah I'll fix it

fuck! I'm gonna steal that guy's car that's driving.

What the fuck!

Hey, take it easy.

We're just here to golf, man.

Guys, can you guys take it easy?

This is a really relaxing game of golf, please. Let me hit the, let me hit the, let me hit the six iron. Let me hit the six iron.

Boom!

Look at that shit. Look at that thing fly.

Look at that bitch fly. What's that noise? What's that noise?

What are you doing with that?

I don't understand. Just swing your mouse back and forth.

It's like golfing. I'm man enough to admit, I don't know what's happening. Hey, a cart.

Holy shit!

I'm gonna use an acorn wedge

to pitch this fucker up on the god damn green. God damn it! Guys, make sure you mark your scores accurately, please.

We have to keep track?

Can you imagine?

Wait, I'm actually goaded on the shield.

That was a nice one, Matt.

Oh! Oh!

Ooh, almost a chip-in from both of us.

Look at that.

Look at that bitch.

Why'd you full swing a putter in?

You're about to do the same- Dramatic.

Check me out. Check me out real quick.

Check me out.

That was good.

Nice dude, nice. That was beautiful.

The nicest thing about this game is the flag physics.

Look at that fucker dude. Look at that fucker dude

Look at that shit. It's making my GPU over Can we turn down the graphics, please? Well, we all got nasty computers or something what the hell Oh Sovie

So close. I love how we don't know who is

What's everyone's putter group called?

That was extra, man. I don't know why you did all that.

Oh, you know what? I'm realizing we're all night bloopers.

Oh no. That shit is gone.

The long walk of shame.

I think I barely hit that.

Look at him go.

All right, golf experts, what would we do here? Three iron, four iron wedge.

Pitch it up.

No, no. Yeah, I would hit an acorn wedge. Acorn wedge full.

Acorn full.

Full acorn.

Is that good?

Yeah, you're on.

That is good. Oh, it's rolling.

Now get your putter out. Butter coming out don't don't blast this thing dude, or if you do

Love touch yeah

Yeah, all right, so what did I get? I don't know what that is. Whatever you got, it's not good. That shit looked like 74. What the fuck is that? Bro got pissed on the first old scratch to score out.

That looked like 74.

Alright, six iron. Can you not drive into us? Is that my ball? Oh, it's my ball. It's gone. Bye-bye cart.

Santa's making a golf cart freak the hell out. That's it. What a chip! Oh my god!

Excuse me, sir. Excuse me, I can't see. Excuse me. I can't see excuse me. I can't see

Player five scores are on top of mine. That's what's happening here. Just figure just decipher it looks like a four and a three I'm pretty sure it's a four and an eight. It looks like a four and a three. Yeah

Well, seeing as the guy who's behind him is still going. I don't think it's a four and a three. I'm pretty sure it's a four and an eight. It looks like a four and a three. Well seeing as the guy who's behind him is still going, I don't think it's a three.

Well hold on, let's see if it changes if he hits it again.

Uh oh.

I don't see a change.

He got stuck.

He's going fast.

Ah!

Another day on the go. Oh God forbid this guy please games with his friends man. Oh shit

All right boys

That was a great hit thank you. I'm taking the card on the course don't hit me No, I can't see get out of my ball arrow this will come back to me I think if I keep it turning left it should eventually come back to me right when I get them need it should I hit it on the trail for iron I feel nice all right where's my cart dude you get to swipe your mouse like crazy style oh damn I

hit my keyboard with my mouse

My carts circling a tree like a dog. I'm not understanding how golf carts work. I keep ending up back at spot in a golf cart

Just drive it Matt. I'm think about acorn wedging it maybe oh Dude, if I just broke that a little oh

Wow, that would fly by where are you going man? Man that grass putter got some power behind it though.

Okay acorn wedge coming out yet again. Alright I'm stuck. Alright nice.

He'll be going right back over where he was.

It's a process believe in the process trust in it. FUCK!

None of us. Oh bro that shit rolling down the hill. It's a process believe in the process trust in it

Everyone's flying past the team man put that shit in oh

No, oh he missed i'm hitting this as hard as I can. I believe in the lineup. I I wouldn't I wouldn't

Guys we can go to hole four. I think I lost this one. No,, are you gonna sink it? All right six iron I hear a car

Maybe the guy I'll bring into it

There he goes. How's that?

That's nice man. It's nice man. You're on you're on the green. Oh, that's good, that's your best ball yet. Just don't fuck it up See perfect There you go. See? Perfect. We're in.

Everybody's going to that GoPro. What don't I know? It's my cart, man. It's my cart. It's my cart.

You sound like an addict. A nicotine addict.

Oh shit! Hole four, par three. Guys, we could totally totally one hole we could hole one this fucker Look at it. Look how close that is. We could definitely do it. I wish I had like a I wish I had a 7-iron

Is that a real thing?

Seven are ya a seven? Yeah, how many irons are there? I'm a wall hole one this one to nine, but I

shit That's nice. I definitely one to nine buddy. Ah shit

That's nice. I definitely one hold that thing. I think that's it. I won't hold that thing for sure

I'm just trying to golf bro. Did I hit that shit or what? Oh, yo me Then mine go in oh that was. Is mine around here somewhere?

Yeah, I think yours did, Blar.

Yes!

Oh, let's go! Me, Chip, we're in here.

I think I'm about to have a hole in three.

Hey!

What?!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Four more holes left. Let's lock it in. I don't want this to end. Okay, I'm gonna get a hole in one

That makes one of us pal

Where my ball? Oh Someone's in the sand trap with me. Yeah, look at these fuckers go dude So I'll let the keys It's staying. Look at that fucking.

I think my I think my shit in there.

Oh shit, I pulled that one. I'm racing a golf cart.

You know what, Doc?

He's reminding me of right now when we played that one game with the bunker and I kept making the items all big. I wasn't even playing the game.

I was making things big.

Yeah, he yeah, he gets.

Oh my god, are you not having fun right now on known grass? No

Smithies right? Yeah, I know him well enough now what that card doing Yeah, I'll hit it through you big oh

Whoa? Yeah, I sunk that. Oh, you're lucky cuz if you didn't sing that that bitch was going back in the buggy

Sing it

You think God will forgive us for playing this game

Probably not buddy. This is a triple-a title. Yeah Some guy probably made this on his like lunch break at work. He's pissed people are playing it put it in the video I think I'm gonna sink this one Holy crap Wow, that's a birdie right in the part five. I got a three. That's the eagle That's a eagle different type of bird all right. What do we think about chip in I? Put it from further than that. I would put there. I would check that ten times out of ten

Hey guys an unmanned golf cart might be making an appearance at some point in the near future It is is there a gnome following it frantically Yep, yeah, he's coming In the near future is there a gnome following it frantically? I'm having a good time. I'm having a good time. You gotta figure it out. If you're not gonna take grass and dome golf seriously, you can just leave the session. I am absolutely trying to put this shit in!

We're trying to put together a pro team right now and you're really looking at the vibes. Look at this cart!

Let him go, let him go.

I'm in a fucking tree! I can't see where I'm buddy Which way is the hole please tell me All I see is green I can't see fucking anything I have to spin all the way around to see if I get a glimpse of a flag at some point.

That's the way.

Tree scientist be like, oh yeah, that's a tree. You look like you're getting microwaved

while you're rotating like that.

Oh, there's the flag, I saw it!

Okay, it's like right here.

Nope. I'm out of the tree. I'm fine. I just turned around to see him circling the tree.

Face first into it. He's like, I can't see.

Has everybody made it?

Oh yeah, we're just waiting for you, bitch ass.

Alright, hold on. Oh good.

Oh no! Who got in an accident in real life? I just fell down a group of pants

Bro you just fell down a bunch of pants

Oh my god

I made it. Is that in the fucking old god damn noise

why is he floating in the fucking- he had a lot of metal I don't know

he was eating stale ham and toffee

oh stale ham and toffee?

he had like six spoons next to them

dude's playing from an iron refinery he was eating soup out of a pan I Forgot to do these dishes at my desk Is this the last hole?

No we got one more.

Um, I didn't track my ball. Shit, I should have looked.

Is that mine?

I think that was mine.

Bro, my balls are glitched.

No they're not bro, you're just a little chug.

I knew it. What are you supposed to do?

Hit the ball hard.

So, uh, you just swipe your mouse as hard as you can. That's it. What are you supposed to do? Hit the ball hard

Just like your mouth's large. Okay, that's a live horse reaction

Shit I fucked that one up Come on that's a three

Why did he take the time to put the arrow on the shadow

This game is $7.00. Can we play can we refund it already? Oh, almost.

I'm watching the timer bro, you good.

I don't think we should support games like this. He literally had such a wholesome idea, just a bunch of gnomes golfing and we're just here

shitting on the game.

He had a golfing jersey.

Charge it up the ass!

And then he made this.

It ain't ready bro, this game ain't no I'm ready this shit seven cents nice hole everybody good work How the frick are we gonna get around that I'm going in I'm wedging it I'm wedging it from there

I'm going in the hole. That's a good. I'm putting it in the hole so I have to putt

You think you could get it past the ditch probably not

Get that ditch is a crazy ramp

that's perfect what's the problem guys I'm already on the green you're not even on the green you're next to the green yeah watch this buddy who doesn't you're in the crane yeah that's a three who's the best gnome golfer ever what is that car doing there's a reason I want you guys not been playing hundreds of hours of this.

Hmm.

Nope.

one

Nice

Where am I? I think I'm underground.

What happened to me? So we got pulled to the back roofs.

Fuck! I hit a fucking rock!

Fuck you!

Oh, don't get so mad at the rock, bro.

Dude, I'm a natural. Where'd that cart go? I should've drank for this oh man that's ugly that's bad give it a nice old chip oh that looks good it's gonna be short oh I just need a little more I just need a little more I'm spinning I'm spinning coming over Coming over bro

That's not the whole man, that's the shadow of the where you going you didn't stick your putt

Yeah, I see him right there, too What the fuck I was all the way up there. Hey doggy you did sir. You didn't seek your putt buddy How did that fuck? I was all the way up that mountain. Hey donkey, you didn't seek your putt, buddy. How did that happen? I was on the mountain.

I need to put this mountain back in this-

Woah, woah, woah.

Yeah, yeah, drive all the way up that mountain.

Can I get complete silence, please?

Gotta focus.

So elegant

Hey, we got a bunch of coins I'm gonna buy stuff for the next time we play. Next time. Next time? Next time? Next time? Next time? Next time? Next time? Next time? Next time?