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My goodness Oh my goodness. Oh! Oh! Y'all best get you a diaper y'all, this about to get crazy up in here! Oh yeah!
Man I'm swole!
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh, no! Man, I'm swole! Shh! Shh!
Shh! A word. The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Mmm.
Mmm.
Your journey is a testament to your strength and resilience. Keep going.
Pickles, because life needs a little crunch.
Lord have mercy. Another one.
You are not just any pickle you're the dill rightful one that
everyone appreciates yo buddy are you are you challenging me to a staring
Ooooooh! Ooooooh! Yo, yo, somebody tie me, this might be a world record! Dude, it's been like three minutes, I blinked by accident. Dude, that was crazy! I'm gonna go get my stuff. I'm gonna go get my stuff. I'm gonna go get my stuff.
I'm gonna go get my stuff. Big dog. Come on, cut. Whoa. Whoa, this is, wait a minute, this look like some cinema right here. Yo, hold up! Hmm. Yo, hold up!
Hmm. Life. Life. Oh my goodness, starforgedsystems.com. Oh My goodness star Ford systems calm Wow, did you see that? Can I turn assistive now? What are the odds that this game would let me turn gave it a year?
That should be about right
Still too high. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That'll do donkey. That'll do. Okay let's see who's on the phone. Why am I lagging? Hello? This my boss? Congratulations, you've been hired as a proud employee of Hellmark. Oh, great. Yay, that sounds pleasing. Glad you made it on time. So what do you think of our little nowhere? Um, haven't really had a chance to look around yet, I'm going to say that. Don't worry, you got a whole week to take it all in.
Yes sir. Anyway, let's get down to business. First, you need to get inside the store. Duh! The door next to you is locked from the inside, but the back door should be open. Got it, I'll head around the building then. Once you're in, find the page or on the register. That's how I'll send you the instructions.
Alright. The store might be a bit messy, so go ahead and start cleaning. You'll find everything you need inside. So who worked the shift before me then? You know what I mean? So why do I got to come in and clean up first thing? Whoever was working before me couldn't clean up? Okay.
The graffiti says Gahook. You are on methamphetamine, but I like where your minds at I'm not gonna lie cuz I low-key see you too Once you're done get some rest before your shift the break rooms on the other side of the store think you can find it Are you talking down to me? See I don't like this boss. I don't like this. What you mean? I'm the bro. What you mean? You think I can find it? I know what I'm doing. Great, that should cover everything for now. I'll call you before your first shift. Talk soon.
Okay, so here's the question I have. Okay, so I'm supposed to clean when I get in here? But does that count as he said, that's not the start of my shift So am I getting paid to clean or is this free work because I got a problem with that Why are there planks even here guess I need to remove them
If there was ever a red flag to not work here, this would be it buddy. Okay. Are you kidding me? Lord have mercy. What's over here? I want to see what this is real quick. Oh this is the storage facility. Okay that's the storage facility.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, oh. How on this planet Earth is this place in business? We only have Slurm Soda. Y'all need to change that name, that is crazy. The one letter in that word that you chose to be the lowest capitalized one is the one... Are you serious? There's actually nothing else on any of the shelves.
Uh-uh.
What is this, the bathroom? Oh no, that goes to outside. Okay, why is there a chain over the exit? Oh, this is crazy. Yo, I don't wanna work here. This is ridiculous.
Buddy, I get it, Stop grunting at me.
No, we got, we also got some Monstrilla spaghetti.
So if you want some spaghetti and some soda, this, this the place to be. Otherwise don't come here at all cause we ain't got nothing else. No, no we got nachos head fog and fury flavor Is that a silent hill reference with the triangle with the okay Wow
Yeah, we'll see you in court That's all we got though Meet your daily sales quota, be polite to customers, lock the store before night, never leave the store at night, don't let it in. Huh? Don't let what in? Okay we got cigarettes too. That's probably where all the money come from. Okay. Ooh. You gonna tell me the instructions? Okay.
Grab cleaning tools. Oh, that's cute. Grab cleaning tools. Alright. What is this? Pick up. What am I picking up?
Oh!
Keeping store clean is part of your duties. It said do-dee. Each cleaned mess earns you a small personal bonus. Don't let the store get too dirty. Filth drives customers away. This reminds me of that other gas station anomaly
game that we played. What was it called? Shift at Midnight or something like that? That game was absolutely goaded. And ever since we played. What was it called? Shift at Midnight or something like that. That game was absolutely goaded and ever since we played the demo, I have been begging, waiting,
holding out hope for that game to release. Can y'all release the game please? I've been waiting. But yeah, this reminds me of that. Field drives customers away. Select a tool in your inventory.
Spawns for windows, walls, mops for floors. But I don't want to. You know what I mean?
Okay.
Oh. Let me start with the windows. Wait, what? What? Okay, let's start with the windows. Okay, that's pretty good cleaning.
I messed with that. I did pretty good. All right, hey at least I get a dollar for every for every window I clean There we go and again I have to question am I getting paid for this You know because our ship technically hasn't started yet. So I'm over here wondering like am I getting paid? I don't know This place is a mess well quit crying and all the time you all here complaining quit crying at least we getting paid I'm the only one allowed to complain up in here, buddy
This place is filthy though, I'm not gonna lie it is filthy There we go. What are we gonna sell by the way? Like truly, just cigarettes? Alright, last one.
Phew, that's done, time for a break. Really? A break?
Buddy, we didn't do nothing. The break room should be around here somewhere. I'm not mad at this at all. Mm-hmm. There's somebody standing in the window.
Check. There's somebody standing in the window. Who? Who is that? Oh, nah. So, do I live on site? Alright, let's take a nap I guess before our shift starts. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be here. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be here. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be here. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be here.
I'm not sure if I guess for our shift starts.
Oh, okay.
Did I oversleep? No way we overslept first day. No way. Answer the phone. Okay, I'll go do that. Nah, it's still daylight out. we ain't got no customers, right
No, there ain't no customers we're good, okay, I thought I was gonna get fired first day. All right who calling That's a crazy name thank you for the five gift that I appreciate that. Thank you Thank you for the 5 gift, appreciate that. Wow.
Alright, let's answer this phone.
Oh, the phone's outside. These- this work environment has gotten to a point that I can't stand it. Oh, can't open that door. Can I open this up? I can't. Oh, I can't. Oh I can. Hello? So did you get some sleep? Uh, kinda. I'm ready to get to work. I'm not gonna say that. Um, you could have picked a comfier bed, you know.
You're not here on vacation, that bed's just fine for recharging. Alright, let's get to it. Remember the core rules of Hellmark. First during the day, sell enough product-
CAN YOU STOP TALKING OVER ME?!
I'm sorry. Yo Rotten Cheese with the five gifted, thank you. I'm sorry, I'm sorry I snapped like that. I'm sorry. First, during the day, sell enough products to meet your quota and keep the store clean.
Second, at night, maintain order and don't let in any sketchy types without a good reason. Oh, okay. Got it. Sell by day, keep things under control at night. And third, never leave the store at night ever.
Yeah, I didn't plan on that anyway.
Okay.
You can check these and other rules anytime on the plate next to the register. Already did that boss, can I have a raise? For now head to storage and stock the shelves. A fresh delivery came in while you were resting. Huh? Haven't heard anybody.
No, no, no, no. Huh, haven't heard anyone drop anything off.
Not surprising, you are out cold. Just know that new products arrive to storage every morning. Once the shelves are stocked. Can he stop talking over me? Maybe it will, oh, maybe that dude that was peeking in the window was the guy, was the delivery guy, and he was just curious.
Once the shelves are stocked, go ahead and open the store. I'll call again this evening before your night shift. Good luck. I work day again this evening before your night shift. Good luck. I work day and night shift? Like what? Does this dude say anything that's like Oh Is this part of my job like seriously is this part of my job like honestly, this is ridiculous! When did they drop this off?
I slept like two hours. That's a long time, Buster. Oh, pay attention, this is the instructions. New boxes with products arrive here daily to restock supermarket shelves. Each section can hold up to four product types and daily stock
is limited. Take a box from storage and stock it on the shelves of the matching section. Boy, oh boy, they sure did drop off a lot of stuff, didn't they? Hmm. That's not long, that's an average nap. Okay let's chill out, two hours is not an average nap. I'd say average nap is an hour, hour and a half pushing it. Two hours? If you're napping two hours, bro you might as well just been sleeping. I Okay, where my rays at?
Need to dump the box, trash containers out back. You know what? I don't like how much work ethic we have. Let's start slacking a little bit, make things a little bit easier for us. We need to start looking for ways that we can make stuff as easy as possible because this is I don't like all this work ethic right here. Okay, well. Hello?
Is somebody in here?
Bro this building is so raggedy. Oh my goodness. I don't know what that was but I don't like it. Alright what do we have? We got pasta. This one for the grocery section.
We do not have much of a selection at all, but it's fine. Okay, I'm still wondering if I'm getting paid for this, chat, y'all think we're getting paid for this? Okay, stock, stock, stock, stock, there we go. Dump this last one, then I can open this door. I don't want to though. That's work, let's just sit here all day and collect money.
Excuse me.
Who? Who is that? Uh uh. Oh no! He's vented Well, if we ever have to use the bathroom we ain't going in there buddy
Okay, is there anything I need to clean up is everything cleaned Okay, everything's cleaned
All right, let's open up. There is no way, here's the good news. There is no way we're going to get any customers. That's the good news. Your shift begins once you flip the sign and customers will start arriving.
Cap.
Ain't nobody shoppin' here. During the day you must sell enough products to meet the daily quota. Failing to meet the quota by the end of the shift will lead to horrifying consequences.
What?
You mean just get fired? Wait, this store has a little bit of music? Hold up, I told y'all there wasn't going to be no customers. First off, we're in the middle of nowhere and this store ain't got nothing. You know how committed you have to be to walk over here? I'm gonna have good customer service because I care about my job. Let me look all professional Hey, how you doing? Kind of cold outside, ain't it? We'll warm up in here.
We got some food for you.
Okay.
There's multiple customers at once. Lord have mercy. Hey, you best not be stealing.
Let me chill.
Hey, hope you're not be stealing that. Let me chill.
I hope you're having a good day.
Golly!
You need help with anything, sir? Okay, hope you found everything to be great and everything you needed. Hey, how you doing? Oh, oh, hey, how you doing, sir? Okay.
This is, okay, this is creepy already. Properly serving a customer earns you a small personal reward. Giving incorrect change may upset the customer or raise your quota. Why does everybody smile so creepily dude? Grab the item, swipe left past the scanner and release over the bag. After scanning all items, take the customer's payment Okay Which then return the change oh, no, oh, no, they better not don't don't test me
Okay Hey, how you doing two pastas? I got you right here. Boop. There's one There's two sir. That's gonna run you that's gonna run you. Uh, just give me the money. Thank you so much. Um here Are you new here? I know every face of this town except yours. Uh, yeah, today's my first day Wonderful I come here nearly every day. I think we'll get along just fine. Uh-huh your predecessor. He called him a predecessor Your predecessor once gave me the wrong change I didn't say anything at the time, but I noticed
Okay
Had to teach him a little lesson Is that a threat? Uh-huh? Oh, not at all. I never threatened. I just observed. Okay. I got a whole bunch of customers coming in Can you leave? Oh Anyway folks around here are friendly and full of smiles you'll fit right in. full of smiles I see creepy well then have a good shift I'll stop by again sometime the milk here is calm I notice things like that I notice everything you have a good night thank you so much hey how
y'all doing what can I get you today one, you good? Okay. Boop. Boop, there you go. Alrighty, I'm gonna.
Boom.
Two dollar purchase, a $100 bill.
Yeah.
You're lucky. I'm busy.
You're lucky.
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Lord, how much do I owe? $98. Oh, my goodness, I'm panicking. This is my first day. You shouldn't have done this to me. You should not have done this to me.
Return all of it?
I got to restart. 90. Thank you.
I'm going to go to the next one.
I'm going to go to the next one.
I'm going to go to restart. 90. Thank you.
Allison with the 5 gifted.
Thank you.
Hey, how you doing?
Okay, one thing of pasta. Y'all having a good day? Why is she not smiling? Why is everybody smiling?
Okay.
Alrighty.
Thank you so much for the exact exact change you have a great night. Hey, how you doing? How come everybody else smiling except for you? Oh, that's a big order. Hold on now. Boom boom boom, there you go and One dollar is you really need that dog. You can't tip me that one dollar you need it that bad huh okay that's all right have a good night man thank you so much what's my sales quota I need to reach $15 we're good. Yo, W game though, this smooth.
Ooh, it's like a blizzard outside. Ooh.
Hey, I hope you find everything pleasant. Thank you so much for being with us today. Appreciate it. You know how committed you have to be to getting your groceries and get out in this mess?
Ah, splashed in my eye. I'm good though. I'm good.
Hey, how you doing? Chat the smiles. Chat the smiling is so creepy. I'm sorry. Hey, there you go. There you go all righty exact change thank you so much have yourself a great time
didn't the register used to be against the other wall? I'm sure I paid over there last time. Sorry it's my first day, I wouldn't know. I see, maybe I'm mistaken. Still feels like the store has changed though. Well things change ma'am.
Okay, things change, alright. Alright, I won't bother you. Have a nice day. Have a nice day, thank you so much. Hey, just one second, big big dog I got a phone call I'm be right back one second the phone is outside oh my goodness bro what is that name Thank you for the five gifted.
Give me just one second sir I gotta go answer the phone real quick just give me one second, sir. I got to go answer the phone real quick. Just give me one second. Seriously. Oh, is the floor getting dirty? Oh no, there's a mess. I'm overwhelmed already.
We got like two customers in the store and I'm overwhelmed. This is bad.
Oh Lord. Hey, how you doing?
Just one second.
Are the windows dirty? Anything on the windows? Oh my goodness, chat, I'm doing too many things at once. Register is priority? No, it's not. I'm priority.
You're right, register's priority. No, it's not, I'm going to answer the phone. I'm doing things my own way. Look, it's the boss. Congratulations, you hit your first quota. How'd you know I finished the quota? Are you watching me?
Don't flatter yourself. The system pings me when the quota's met. You made it through your first day shift. Now it's time for the night shift. GG. You'll be using the security system on the computer to help you, but first you need to log in.
Oh.
Yeah, that's easy enough. Look for security cams.
Secure...
This building got security cams? Do that first, make sure everything's working right. And don't forget to lock the staff doors before the night hits. That's all for now. I'll call you again at noon before your next day shift. Good luck. Okay, okay, I'm starting to get a little bit concerned. Hold on, I gotta check these. Okay.
OH MY GOODNESS I'M SO SORRY Y'ALL I'M SO SORRY! The boss called. The computer lets you monitor the store via cameras and manage its various systems. First log into the system, then open securitycam.exe program to check the store. Okay, can I check out these customers real quick first?
One second, hey, how you doing? Alrighty, that's gonna be exact change. Thank you so much. Have a beautiful night. Hey, how you doing? Okay. All right pasta and chips Y'all know we got more stuff in the store, right? That's a joke. We ain't got nothing Exact change. Thank you so much. Have a beautiful night. Hey, how you doing?
There you go Thank you so much, have a beautiful night. Hey, how you doing? Boop, boop, boop, boop.
There you go. Exact change, do W customers right now. Hey, how you doing, ma'am? Oh, big order. There you go. Double scan that.
I'm trying to get some money. All right, thank you so much. Exact change, you have yourself a good night. Thank you.
Bang!
I guess we gotta do a security cams Me at the foot of their mind Now me at the foot of Chris Redfields bed at like 6 o'clock in the morning being his personal alarm clock on all I'm walking like a dog.
What is that? Yo, what is that? What did I just see? What is that?
What was that? Yo, hold up a minute. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I don't have anything to say. Was that a ghost? Was that a figment of our imagination? Okay, all the cams are good. Hey how you doing? You having a good night? I hope so.
Oh it's getting dark, let me get you out of here. Here you go, one dollar for your change. Have yourself a beautiful night. Why are you just standing there? Why did she stand there for a second? Lock the doors.
Close main door. Oh, I'm scared. I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared. Lock the doors. Oh, I'm nervous, Chad. I'm scared.
We need to flip this sonde closed. Okay, lock this can we not get like a door a doorknob lock I don't understand Oh the lighting could be better in here too. It really could Am I locking myself in do I not get to go to the uh? Am I not allowed to go to the um
The the break room for the night? Okay get ready for night shift. Oh my goodness it is dark. Oh my goodness it is dark out there chat. At night you must maintain order and deal with night visitors. Keeping things under control leads to a successful shift and a satisfied boss. Be careless or leave the store and you won't live to regret it. How can customers come in if the door is closed?
Hmm. Security cam. Okay.
Oh my goodness, please.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Some may come knocking after hours whether you open the door that's on you. They're gonna make me make a choice. Oh my goodness. Read them right and you'll get a reward. Management won't ask questions. This is where it gets tricky dude.
Oh my goodness it's literally like no I'm not a human almost. Make the wrong call then something terrible will happen. Hey sir can you not bang on the door like that? Hey buddy please let me in. Who's there? It's Colin. Who you calling?
I'm done.
It's Colin. I'm a local. I was shopping here earlier, remember? I do remember a guy that was in here that looked like this, right? Do y'all remember that? Um, yeah I think I do. Great, so you can let me in? There's weird noises out here.
Colin, I don't know dude. This is my first day. If I mess up, well I'm just gonna die. What are you doing here this late anyway?
Huh?
Right, uh, no, no, uh uh. See this right here? This is giving not legitimate. I'm sorry, uh uh, this dude is a visitor. No, no way, uh uh. Right, uh, missed the last bus back to town next one's not till morning
So you think even if by some miracle I did let you in that you'd be able to loiter in here till the morning time You done lost your mind Colin. You must get to call in the police or something cuz no Let me in I'll give you $30 No something cuz no let me in I'll give you $30 no no no this dude no this dude's a visitor not feeling good about this sorry I can't let you in. What are you serious? Dude I'll freeze out here or worse. That's not my problem big dog. You'll pay for this you hear me? Hey get out of here.
This action will have consequences. Wait what do you mean? Like good consequences? Wait good I'm nervous type one if you're nervous
What is that oh Nah, oh nah. Oh Nah, she got a creepy smile. Uh-, no, she got a creepy smile. Uh-uh No, she got a creepy smile I gotta sweep something
Hey, oh lord, hey, how you doing?
No Maybe I should let the first guy in oh my goodness he looked like a snake compared to this you over here giggling and stuff knock knock who's there you what do you mean? You're outside, I'm inside.
Okay.
Open up, don't make me wait! Hey, you better get up out of here. No, that would be far too easy. You need to leave. You need to leave now.
Thank you.
Don't. Do not. Nosferatu's in here! What happened? What just happened?
Wait for Dawn, okay. Did we just survive our first night?
Flip the sign to technical break. Okay. Why didn't we do that at night? Do you think I messed up with call and chat? think I messed up I should have let him in I Think I should let him in now bro, but he was being weird, dude Go to bed gladly that was a stressful first day at work big dog. let me tell you that was stressful dude this game is good besides the first camera situation.
Starting the day with some good ol' shoveling.
What?
Shovel snowdrifts? You gotta be kidding me. How much do we get paid an hour? Is this a sick joke? This is ridiculous! Y'all mess with that nose for R2 reference though, chat?
Did y'all mess with that? That was clean, huh? What did this absolute disgusting loser just say?
Wait, hold on. absolute disgusting loser just say You probably stink right now not a day in my life. I Don't know who you think you talking to
Not a day in my life. Never in all my days have I ever walked around just straight stankin'. What do I look like? You got me messed up. I look like somebody that walked around stankin'?
Ah!
Check new stock in storage. You know why I don't stank? Because I sour with cheeky soap at usecheeky.com. Let me go unlock this back door to make it easy for us. Bro, what is that?
Dude, I'm gonna check the bathroom. Should I do it?
Call me back up with the five, thank you, I'm checking it. Y'all remember we've seen the evil demon creature in the bathroom a minute ago? Mm-hmm. We sell peanuts now! No way we're getting a variation in items! Wait a minute, maybe we will turn this into a profitable business, huh? Wait, where's my arrow?
No, where's my arrow? I need the arrow to guide You know what the original guy should have done? He should have created a peanut brand. He would have made billions. That was a missed opportunity. Bro would have made billions. Billions.
You know? Wait, where do I put the rest of the peanuts at? You put the peanuts right here? Oh no, that's bad. No, that's bad Bro I'm tired of you
All right, I'm done with this let's go grab the other stuff to restock I Wasn't ads what happened? Um, we're just re... I want to try to go out of the map, but it's gonna ruin everything and there's probably not a safe spot I'm not gonna do that Well, that's why I'm known as the best speedrunner in Arkansas Because I find strats like that You know what I mean
Bakery mix. Yo Kills with the raid, appreciate that Kills, WKills raid, appreciate that bro, thank you. Appreciate that raid Kills, thank you. Okay, where does this go? On the bakery section, huh, imagine that. You know what I'm gonna do since I'm a good employee?
I'm gonna bring it to the front instead of putting it back here so the customers have a less traveling so they can just grab it from the front instead of having to walk all the way to the back. That's just wholesome. That's just wholesome activities right there.
I try, I try my best, I really do. All right, there we go, boom. You know what I'm gonna do? All right, there we go boom So I go and pre lock the doors to the outside just in case I'm gonna go ahead and do that just so I can feel a little bit better about what we got going on up in here Lock in. You gotta be kidding me. I cannot work under these conditions.
We need to call the boss and be like, hey, you either get me a new generator or I'm quitting. Huh. Out of fuel. Better grab the canister from storage. Okay. I didn't know there was gas in here.
Oh, dude.
Can he stop? Keep the generator up and running at all times. Does it go out at night? A working generator powers all store equipment. If it stalls, the store will plunge into darkness. Did you have to say it that like omin store will plunge into darkness. Did you have to say it that like ominously? Plunge into darkness. Oh my. Select the fuel canister in your inventory
and refuel the generator. Okay this seems easy enough. Why is it not making a noise make a noise man Back up and running who's calling me right now a Call how's he doing that? I just powered it up Something tells me the boss is watching us chat. Something tells me Not sure what but something's telling me Let me guess, generator died.
Yeah, but how'd you even know? I tried calling you a couple minutes ago, no answer. My first thought, generator. No, no, you're watching me! Anyway, glad you figured it out. But if you don't want this happening again, you better
upgrade the generator. Is that going to come out of my pocket? Check the computer, there's a program there called Shop++. You'll use it to upgrade store equipment. Comes out of your own wallet. Excuse me? Excuse me? upgrade out of my own wallet. That's how it should be in real life?
I never hope you're the boss of anything. I'll cover the cost. I'll cover part of the cost for your first upgrade. Call it a welcome gift. I'm about to complain to him. Wait, I'm paying for maintenance now? Seriously?
What did you expect? The current setup is good enough to get the job done. Everything else is strictly optional. All right, get moving. Time to upgrade the generator. But if you're telling time to upgrade the generator. But if you're telling me to upgrade the generator right now, that's not optional.
Once you're done, open the store. But if you're telling me to do it, that's not optional. Like I don't have an option, you're telling me to do it. Unbelievable, as if this job couldn't get any worse chat. As if it could not get I'm angry. Upgrade store features with personal funds. That sounds so bad.
Upgrade store features with personal funds and shop plus plus
Purchased upgrades will activate immediately. Yeah, they better How much money I got $32
Unbelievable how to just do that with my own money. Open main door. You ready, chat? Time for our second shift. Please don't, please don't be nobody creepy today.
Please. Please just give me an easy shift. Nobody creepy. Please don't please don't be nobody creepy today, please
Please just give me an easy shift
Nobody creepy everybody just chill, you know what? I mean? No creepy smiles and stuff like that You know like come on, man I'd never like a job so much that I'd buy anything for the company with my own money Yeah You hope everything's good with you nights, thank you. I hope you're good nights appreciate that Okay, hold on I'll read yours one second Um Hey, ma'am. How you doing? You having a good day? I hope so. We just got this stuff in here You can make some mean biscuits with that stuff right there
All right, will that be it for you? All right, that'll be it. Okay, that's gonna run ya, that's gonna run ya. That's just give me the money. All right, 20 cents? You's gots to have that 20 cents.
You have to.
Have a good night. Get outta here. Hey sir, how you doing? Hope you're having a good day today. Thank you for choosing us. There ain't nobody else to choose because we're in the middle of nowhere. Yo, Anna Marie with the five, thank you.
Is this the guy that talked to us and said he's a regular here? He's living up to his word. Wow, sir, are you loitering? that talk to us and said he's a regular here he's living up to his word wow sir you loitering did he just buy a whole shelf worth did you see that he just took the whole bottom rack and then half the second to bottom one yo here Dolly with the fight thank you hey how you doing Bubba boom there's one
there's two there's three thank you Thank you so much. $15.40 will be your change. Let me go boom boom. Boom boom boom boom. Thank you so much sir. Have yourself a beautiful day. Thank you. Hope everybody here is having a beautiful shopping experience because personally I care about every one of y'all shopping experiences Hey, how you doing? Oh, wow. Just one thing. All right, you need a basket for that. No I'm not gonna get mad. I'm not gonna get mad. Thank you so much.
Have a good day, ma'am. Hey, how you doing?
Hey, I like that jacket.
Oh my goodness!
Biggest order of all time so far. You are really doing this company a great honor and a great help. Thank you so much There you go. Alrighty your change will be 60 cents There you go. Thank you so much. Have a beautiful night. Let me go try to clean Is there anything that needs cleaned real quick? Oh a little bit of dirt on the windows Evil supermarket simulator and all like actually that's kind of what it is.
There we go. There are so many customers. Chat, I'm overwhelmed. Type one if you're overwhelmed. I am overwhelmed. Hey, how y'all doing? Yo. Bro. That, where did he even come from? Did y'all see him walk through the door? I am nervous dude. Oh my. This is a huge order by the way.
Wow.
Dog, I am scared bro. Okay, are you dead serious? Are you dead serious?
Have a blessed day.
Sir, are you going to buy anything? Oh my. Have a blessed day.
Sir, are you gonna buy anything?
Oh my.
Okay.
Thank you so much.
Thank you for the exact change.
Oh.
I don't know you.
Hmm?
Are you working alone here? Nope, I got eight bodybuilders in the back. Why do you ask? Oh someone else used to work here. Oh and now he's gone Oh cigarettes any kind.
Alright.
Bro gonna need a whole pack to get it through his entire nervous system. One cigarette ain't gonna do the trick, big dog.
Alright.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Okay. I'm not even gonna get mad. Anything you want, sir. Can I give you how much did I do? Another dollar.
Thank you so much.
How's he gonna get out the door? Hey, sir, how you doing? That was cool though. That was actually really cool. I'm not gonna lie. That was like really scary, like a little random scary thing that happened. That was cool though. That was actually really cool. I'm not gonna lie That was like really scared like a little random scary thing that happened. That was really cool All right Are y'all serious with the change today?
Like y'all really got to give me this much like cut me cut me some slack Thank you. Oh, I met my quota. Yay Hey, man, how you doing? Two of them nuts, okay I got you right there. Yo, pause, I did not mean it like that, okay. $18 for your change, there you go.
I'm gonna be right back, I'm gonna be right back. I am nervous, chat, I'm nervous. My chest hurting.
Uh uh.
Clean. Absolutely clean. Did you see that? I'm so sorry about that y'all. I'm so sorry the generator went out. Y'all know how it is I got it back in running though. Okay. What did I owe you again? 17 okay 18 1 2 3 4 All right. There you go, man. Thank you so much. Have a good look. Hey, how you doing? Okay big order boom
Boom Okay, big order boom Boom There we are six dollars even have a beautiful night. Thank you so much, sir. Yo Megatron with the fight. Thank you Anybody else nervous chat You did not just leave the register open it ain't my money it. It's the company money. Go ahead, go ahead and take you a handful, I don't care. They ain't paying me nothing anyway. I might just start giving money away.
Hey, how you doing?
Dude, that tall guy thing creeped me out because I never saw him. Did y'all see him walk through the main door?
Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
All right, $1.40. There you go, have yourself a beautiful night, thank you.
Let me check the cams real quick. What is that? What was that noise? What was that?
Get ready for night shift. Okay, I forgot how to get ready for night shift. Turn that off. Okay, it's off. That's closed. I'm nervous.
I'm scared. Let me clean up panic clean Why is there really really ominous music playing now do not play with me Lock the doors now the doors are locked! Anomalies threaten the integrity of Hillmart and the safety of the staff. Keep anomalies under control. Remove them as they appear.
Look for flickering ceiling lights to spot the anomalies.
What? What?
Why is there blood on the floor? I am petrified. I am scared. I got chills. I'm so I'm actually so scared right now. And there's gonna be people coming through that we're gonna have to make a decision to let in or not?
What? Another anomaly? What is this? Stop. Stop playing!
What is going on?! Stop playing
What is going on I can't do this. I can't work. I can't work under these conditions
Who is that who is that who is that who is that? Who is that? Who is that? Who is that? Oh my God. There was somebody standing there to the bathroom. Life flickering.
Who was that?
Yo, clip that.
What was that? Dude, I barely peeped it. Clip that. What was that? Dude, I barely peeped and clipped that.
What was that?
I can't. I can't. I can't.
I can't. I can't. I can't. Oh my goodness dude, dude, this game is crazy bro. Bro I'm glad it was like a regular customer and not like a monster though. Any more anomalies or something here what is it? Oh more blood that's lovely. Okay I've had enough of the anomalies can we stop please? Please? Please can we stop? Check cams.
I think we made it. I think we made it to dawn. We're good. I deserve a raise. I don't know how much they're paying us, but chat, it is not enough. It is not even close to enough. Chat say this exact scenario, exact Yeah. Okay, nobody creepy in the window again.
Thank you.
GG. It's probably only gonna get worse here.
Uhhh. Shovel snowdrifts again. I gotta use worse here. Uhhh.
Shovel snowdrifts again. I gotta use the restroom so bad. I'm gonna let y'all enjoy the environment while I use the restroom real quick. If somebody runs up on us, take control and run away. I gotta use the restroom bad! Oh my god! Lock in.
Day 3. We're getting this raise. If it's the last thing I do buddy We got a shovel snow off rip though. Ain't that lovely? But yes, I don't blame y'all three three three hundred dollars an hour. I mean, come on How much is three hundred times eight? What is that? Bro how much snow is there?
That's 2400 a day so what's 2400 times 5 12k you'd be making 12k a week yeah yeah now unless there's something that's actually trying to kill us all bomb I'll blame y'all for saying yes to that All right, I should check the new stock in store. Does this close? Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh I'm gonna go inside and unlock that door real quick. That was clean though. Y'all can't lie, that was clean right there.
Don't lie, that was clean. All right, what do we got? What do we got new today?
Sodas!
We got new sodas! Wait, what? Why does it open the main door? Wait, no. No, you wait just a darn tootin' minute. I have to stock up first. You better relax, don't rush me.
What?
Oh.
Clean.
Beautiful. See, Chad, they try to throw you off. They're like, oh, go ahead and open the store real quick. They're trying to throw me off so I mess up and get fired. You know what I mean? What else do we got?
We already have that.
Oh, household chemicals. We got shampoo. I wonder if it's cheeky. Y'all would never use this though, because y'all don't take showers, but it's all right. is Wait, what is this called? Seven days shine shampoo.
Okay.
Shower, yes, but bath never. Dude, a nice bubble bath after you take a regular shower hits, dude. It hits, I'm telling you. Ain't nothing like just chilling in a bubble bath after you done took a shower. You throw a bath bomb in there,
you throw a stick of cheeky in there.
Yup.
I'm telling you. All right, let's go ahead and open up chat, let's see how this goes. After a shower? After know it's bath and then shower? I fear you are so lost.
Oh my goodness. I fear you are so lost. Dog what? There is no no there's no way let's open up but you take a shower to get clean and then just for the vibes and the soak action you take a bubble bath that's literally that's
what you take a bubble bath. That's literally, that's what?
You don't get into a, unless you, unless you don't have access to a shower, you would never bath and then shower. Lock in. Lock in.
Hey, how you doing doing ma'am?
Hope you're... I'm done being a good customer service employee. Hey how you doing? Grab a basket and help yourself. Thanks for choosing us. I just restocked that soda. I hope you enjoy. Thank you Upgrade the generator so you want me to spend my own money again, so I need to got enough money to upgrade it
I'm even got enough money. Hey, how you doing? You doing okay? Oh, two sodas, all right.
Boom, boom.
Thank you so much. I got a pain behind my right eye. I'm dead, GG. Okay, seven to, oh my goodness.
Okay, boom.
There you go.
Boom, boom.
Thank you so much. Have a good day, man. Thank you. Hey, hey, wait, you was just, wouldn't you just hear a couple seconds ago? All right. Oh, the shampoo.
We just got that in stock too. Thank you. That's how disrespectful I'm feeling. I'm just throwing it in a disheveled pile. I'm not even having the common courtesy to stack it cleanly. I've had enough of this disrespect. That is just outright disrespectful, by the way.
That is purely disrespectful. Have a good night. She stared at me for an extra second. She wants me dead. You see that? She stared at me for an extra second. She wants me dead. You see that?
She stared at me for a second before she took off. She wants me dead. That's what you get. Thank you so much. 20 cents. All right.
Have yourself a good night. Thank you so much, ma'am. Hey, how you doing?
Okay.
Oh, okay. Three. Okay, oh, okay, three, you got some pasta and you got some chips. Add a pack of cigarettes to that. I'm not going to be like this. I'm just going to say sure, just a second. Pack of cigarettes.
There you go. Let me throw that on there as well.
Boom.
Exact change. Thank you so much.
Hey, how you doing?
You doing good? Me too. Thank you for much. Hey, how you doing?
You doing good?
Me too. Thank you for asking.
You didn't ask, I hate you, sorry.
I don't think I want to work here no more.
Pack of cigarettes.
Okay. There you go, big dog. Thank you for the exact change.
Where did, where did, where did, where did, where did she go? What is that?
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. Thank you for the exact change. Where did, where did, where did, where did, where did she go? What is that? Did she pee in the floor? You have to be kidding me. There is no way you came in here to pee in the floor. What?
The disrespect is unfathomable. How you gonna walk in here, pee, and then leave and not even buy nothing?
Unreal.
Let me clean the windows real quick. W Employee Chat, you proud of me being a good worker? Hey, how you doing? One thing of spaghetti, I got you right here Exact change. I appreciate you for that for real. Thank you. Hey, how you doing? I still like that jacket I know I told you that last shift, but I still do like that jacket
Oh pack of cigarettes. All right, everybody's smoking today all of a sudden. All right There you go appreciate you 20 cents. There you go. Oh You're out of bakery mix. Are you gonna do something about it? Hey, you better hey
Yeah, oh you better get out of my store hmm What You better get out of my store. Hmm. What?
What? Who's standing behind me? What's it look like?
Hmm.
He looks just like you but with a grin from ear to ear? I think you imagined it. I'm gonna be right back. Let me be right back. I'm gonna be right back. That was way more creepy than it should have been.
Oh, oh my goodness. Let me go grab some of the bakery mix while I'm here.
Oh, okay.
This is not even nighttime right now and it's already popping off like this. You's gots to be kidding me. Let me restock the bakery mix real quick. I wasn't even aware that it was, that it was, that it was. He's back.
Chad he's back. Chad he is back.
He is back.
I'll be right with y'all. I'm so sorry.
I had to, I had to handle something Leave leave what are you i'm so i'll dude dude i'm tweaking. I am tweaking. I am tweaking
Oh man Hey Hey, how are you scan yep yep yep there you go 40 cents doesn't it bother you that something's always missing from the basket I take one amount from the shelf but at the register it's different I'm sorry I'll double-check everything next time what is he talking about thanks this was starting to feel strange what did I do did I mess up I mean can you blame me for messing up? This is a high-stress environment
$6. Thank you so much
Hey big dog. Hey, you're here again Yeah, I work here. Mmm for how long a few days I guess. Oh good. Oh a pack of cigarettes
Mmm, same as last time. I mean, he's about 8 foot tall.
What did I just read? Tall man is so fine. I want a guy who's 6'2", maybe 6'3". Uh, yeah, this guy's about 8'3".
What? Uh, yeah, this guy's about 8'3".
What? Somebody that's 6'3 would be like to the bottom of this guy's pocket. Who is calling? Thank you. Have yourself a good day. Thank you so much for being here. Hey, how you doing? Let me get this checked out real quick. I got a phone call I gotta get to.
Just one second. There you go. Thank you for the exact change. I really appreciate that. Hey, how you doing, ma'am?
You okay?
Oh my goodness!
Okay.
There you go. Sixty cents, I got you right here.
Thank you so much.
Have a beautiful day. Let me go answer this phone call real quick. Something tells me tonight's gonna be rough. Got chills all over. Well that's great.
Did something happen?
No, it's great. Did something happen? No, it's just a feeling. I've got a nose for those things, just like back then. Back then. Yeah, it all started with a feeling, just like this. All right, listen up.
Tonight isn't a normal night. You'll need to order some planks. Use the supply.exe program on a computer. Once the delivery's here, board up all the staff doors. You're scaring me. Fear keeps you alive, ignoring it doesn't.
Quote of the day.
That's it, time to get ready.
Hope you don't screw this up. Oh, I'm gonna screw it up, buddy. You can't just drop this information on me right now. Are you kidding? There were some planks with my own money, of course Order useful items with supply Items are delivered to the bus stop in front of the store. You're gonna make me walk that far to get them
deluxe deuce dropper with the five
All right, I ordered some plates let me go grab them things real quick that delivery was so fast by the way
That is such a good name. I'm sorry deluxe deuce dropper, dude You need to hold on to that twitch account in ten years that things will be worth like like $10,000 All right, let's board up the doors. That's great. Deluxe deuce dropper? Like, are you kidding? All right, I don't know who's gonna be trying
to get in here, but I don't like it. Let's just board up all the doors like he said, though. She's still out here crying. Are you kidding me?
Uh-uh.
GG. Close main door.
Well, here we go. Something real bad's about to go down.
You know what, at least it's not dark already. I should take a look around. Why?
I mean, I'll do it.
What? I need a weapon. Oh my gosh! Why is there a giant hand reaching from the vent? Oh! Oh! Oh!
During invasions, you must protect the store and stop the monster from getting in. Hold the line and you'll keep both your life and your paycheck. Let the monster in and management will need to find a new employee. Oh my goodness, you've got to be kidding me that maybe this isn't worth the $300 a day
chat please Lord have mercy how do I turn the lights back on I can't go outside Ted I can't I can't go outside at night to fix the generator the rules explicitly said do not go outside at night Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Jack this is so creepy dude!
Oh my goodness there it is. Oh! They're everywhere! Deluxe Deuce Dropper help me! me
more
there's more
what's the store okay, the hands are trying to open the door.
I think we're good.
I think we're good. Flip signed a technical break. Gladly.
Go to bed.
Bruh.
That was insane. Nappy time.
GG-ski. Oh
Who are you? I'm one not listed among Helmholtz employees and in that we're alike and what does that mean? That your shift hasn't even started yet but it's about to start very soon That was a banger demo! Oh my goodness!
That was, dude, this is, dude, the thing that sucks about these good demos and just like a shift at midnight demos is that now I just want the game to come out dude that was so good we need this to drop game of the year dude that was actually so fire type one if that was fire dude that was good chat please come out soon same thing with a shift at midnight. I need that to come there's so many good games Like good little horror games that are coming out bro. That was actually so good. That was fire
W game great stream chat. I love y'all man. Hey Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight. Appreciate all the gifted subs, donos, bits, follows, and of course I appreciate y'all for just hanging out. Hey, y'all have a good rest of y'all's night. Have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow. Hey, y'all have a good rest of y'all's night. Have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow. Ladies and gentlemen, I love y'all. Peace out y'all.
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