Imagine you were just playing on a Minecraft server, when suddenly you saw yourself. Someone had been going around the server pretending to be you and doing things that you would never do. Killing random players, griefing people's bases, and spreading lies about you. It'd be pretty annoying, and that's the exact situation I found myself in on the Unstable SMP.
Except right now, I have no idea that any of this is happening.
I'm not even kidding to you right now. Like I went to the store yesterday and got like I got like a big loaf of bread. So I went I went today and I'm like, OK, let me make my sandwich because I'm so excited to make my sandwich. The bread is already moldy. How does that already happen? I got it yesterday.
Like breathing in like the fungus spores, bro. It's like moldy. Dude, if I was breathing in fungus spores,
I would look like fungus right now.
Well, you do, bro.
That's not true.
Look at your skin.
Are you serious? Wait, did you ever notice?
What?
There's a pig down there, over lava.
Why do they have a pig down there?
I think it's because this is crazy this should be this spot hey good day ah there you are hello it isn't the mystery man of the hour can i help you listen i don't want to make a scene here right we got a lot of innocent people so i'll tell you though we recently got some screenshot evidence that you were stealing from the poor folks of capital city. Oh, no
We're not we're not doing this right now. You have screen shots of me stealing from from
Capital City and look I don't want to make it difficult. You can you can fight your case in a trial or something
I'm a trial Well, I didn't what what? No, I clearly didn't do that. You I have a I'm have a, I'm in full diamond with netherite trims, bro. You think I need to steal from players in capital city?
I don't know your motives, but listen, just because you're hiding behind invis doesn't mean you can hide from justice. So what's it going to be?
What?
I didn't do, what? What do you even mean? I haven't- I haven't-
Yup. Alright. Let's catch- We got a runner, fellas!
Don't make it- Don't make this difficult, please.
I didn't do anything!
You did something, man.
There's too many- There's been too many sightings of you.
Dude, what?
Show me all the stuff you've been up to I didn't do anything. I'm not going back with you to it's some stupid
That's the law
The law of what What Okay, so I genuinely did not do that, I don't even- Now truth be told, I have done my fair share of questionable things on the server, but since then I've completely faked my death and reinvented a new identity, so that probably doesn't have anything to do with this. And besides, the unstable SMP is an anarchy server, so I don't know why this guy is trying to enforce some sort of rules. Regardless though, something suspicious was going on.
I think, I think I'm being imprisoned. And I quickly put together that it would be really easy for someone to fake being me, since my current identity is literally just Dune armor trims with an invisibility potion, plus this voice changer, which anyone can do. And obviously I don't want someone running around pretending to be me. Luckily I do have a lead on where this impersonator might be.
Lettice said that the robbery occurred in Capital City, so I began heading over there, making sure to stay hidden, since I had no clue what rumors this impersonator may have spread to the people of Capital City. So the front of Capital City is usually pretty guarded but this- oh crap there's someone there. Um... sneak past this guy. Dude, cause if someone's like spreading rumors about me and like committing crimes in my name or something like probably shouldn't get spotted
oh wait I'm invisible why am I even crouching? Okay, there's usually no one around the backside as well. That's good. How am I even gonna find impersonator? Because it could literally just be anyone in my armature is invisible. No players. Wait a minute. If I'm in- I'm so stupid. I can just take- I can just take off my armor and then like-
I think
What I should do- okay, I have an idea. I'm gonna go to the front gate cuz like Most people pass through the front gate And I'm gonna set up a secret base under the front gate and hold the stake out until I find the person impersonating me. Then I'll have some little chat with them. No one's around what if I just like...
Oh wait if they're invisible like me I'm not gonna be able to see their name tag. Um, what the heck? Wait yeah is this not like a really good hiding spot? Dude and then like if I just go like I can I can see the gate and yeah I can see people that walk by and they have no idea it's actually good Web when is that not my username is this not my username? Why did this guy have my username? Oh, wow There's just like a lot of people here
Dude, what the heck?
That guy had iron armor and leather pants. What the yo, that was just me. Wait, that's the guy.
You got to stop. And then even capital city, we caught you stealing last time. What are you doing here? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. You gotta stop in the name of Capital City. We caught you stealing last time. What are you doing here?
Ah.
What am I doing here? What are you talking about?
You need to come with us. We caught you stealing.
Put down your weapons now.
Hey, question buddy. I don't know What are you doing going around as me?
Yeah What do you mean what are you doing going around as me?
I you have that you have the same trims as me you have a who is this guy go away you have the same trims as me you have a knockoff voice changer
and
You're like you're doing like you're like stealing from people or something disguise. You're the same terms as me what?
What are you talking about you're the one who's going around acting as me what?
Buddy yo, so you gonna answer my questions or
Well, that's your question
Who the heck are you?
Buddy I'm sorry. I cannot understand a single word you're saying. Please get a better voice changer
Dude, there's no way you're saying that after you copied my voice changer Look you get you could be an invis guy with a voice changer too But why do you have to have the exact same armor, the exact same trims, the exact same weapon as me? You could be an invis player, but just use different trims and like you could just be diamond armor But like lapis trims or something. Hello?
That's a good point So what's kind of your reason in for like putting on all of your own armor and like going invisible?
Oh, what?
Why do you?
Oh, you're actually trying to impersonate me specifically.
Hey, I'm curious why you're trying to impersonate me.
I'm not impersonating you. You're impersonating me. Oh my God. Wait. Oh, you're low to impersonate me. I'm not impersonating you, you're impersonating me! Oh my god, wait. Oh, you're low-key kind of stupid, bro. There's a reason I never use totems when dying.
Or, you're gonna tell me?
Well, you're gonna-
And reveal your identity to everyone right here?
No, I meant you had a totem on. Why don't you put the totem back on? to Buddy, can you just come on Invis and take off the voice changer? I mean, I'll do the same if you do the same. All right, you go first.
No, you go first.
No, you go first. I was the first person in Invis. Because I have a bit of seniority. How do you say that?
No, I was.
What? Oh my god. All right, well, clearly you're impersonating.
I feel like you kinda deserve this. What- I can't lie. What'd I even do, bro? A lot of stuff. At least that's what I've heard.
Thank you, bro. Thank you.
You know what? You know what I'm gonna tell you? Count your days. Because it is only gonna be a matter of time.
Count my days?
Until your identity is revealed for the entire world. And I have a pretty good idea of why you're doing what you're doing.
Okay, can I-
And who you could be.
Can I know why you're impersonating me now, please? It's kind of a whole lot of yap for a whole lot of nothing.
No, you can't.
Right.
You can't. That's a story for another time. Once everybody finds out who you are, then I'll throw you. All right, I'm going to-
Yeah, no, so-
I'm going to beat you. But, dude, who can watch instead? Oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, so, no. So who are you, buddy? Look, buddy, I have no problem with you. I have no problem with you being an invisible, anonymous player.
I am like, you gotta have different trims than me, buddy. At least, just so people don't get as confused. I mean, you can even take the voice changer.
Well, why are you still following me?
Cause you got to change your freaking identity, bro. You kind of just trying to specifically ruin my reputation or you just kind of like do a little trolling, you know, because like either I can get behind realistically, but oh, we're silent now.
Oh, wow.
Oh, my gosh.
You placed a water bucket to slow down someone with a Riptide Trident.
So, uh, I'm gonna be kinda honest with you, like, I got a running out of invisibility, and I really don't want you to figure out who I am. So, uh, I think we need to part ways.
Right. Yeah, I mean, I'm fine with that. I honestly don't really care who you are. As long as you change your trim and stop impersonating me.
Ah, well that's not gonna happen is the issue. Yo dude, dude. Can you move to the back for a second?
What are you-
Alright, well um, I hope to see you soon.
Aw, nice.
And where did he go? The impersonator had used a wind burst potion plus a harming potion to launch himself and make an escape. I had managed to also launch myself up, but after scouring the sky, the player was nowhere to be found. Yo hello, where did this kid just go?
Why do you just have this here? Where did that guy go?
Why?
Why is this so annoying?
I scanned the rest of the city for the imposter, but he was long gone at this point I wasn't sure how to really even go about tracking this person again I probably have to wait until they do something as me and then go to wherever that was. So in the meantime I decided to use the rain which lets me riptide fly to start traveling to a stronghold You see this imposter seems to really want to know my real identity, and there are only three people on the server that know that. My friend Egg, who's trapped in the N-Dimension, Boosfer, who I have no idea where he could be, and Jadaman, who lives in the Great Sea.
All three of these players know my true identity, and if this imposter crosses paths with them, they might get confused and think it's actually me, which could end very badly. Probably take off this bright purple elytra. There we go.
So I made my way into the end dimension.
Who's there? Uh, hello?
Oh.
It was good, bro.
Wait, wait, can I say your name or no? What do you mean? Is anyone here? Oh,
No, I don't think anyone's here. Yo, wait, but actually, okay Don't yeah, so about that so basically there's someone going around impersonating me like they're going around in my exact trims invisible and Pretending to be your voice. Yes. Oh pretending to be me with a voice changer. Yeah, so with a very similar voice changer.
So.
How'd they get the voice changer?
Well, I don't know, I don't know. So if I come through here and I claim to be me, don't say my name, okay?
Okay.
So should we like, should we like use like a code word or something?
A code word? Alright, what's the, what would a good code word be?
Oh god, we need to like think of like, we need to think of like some inside joke, bro. That like only we would know. Wait, I got it. Why don't we just, why doesn't the code word be hostage? Cause I'm always taking hostage. Yeah, just, we both have, just slip the word hostage into your, into the conversation. Yeah, hello people are coming like hello people are coming I've been pretending like a ghost and troll like new players by talking to the walls what?
Well, you know just having my own fun and they're asking like what happened to web boo and I'm always just like he died But you know, I always just change up the story a bit
Knows the identity It's kind of really annoying. I can't even lie. Like, dude, I always have to have invis up.
Yeah, your time is ticking right now.
Dude, yeah, I know.
Like, it's- Should I start brewing some pots for you, like, whenever you can?
No, I got a lot, but it's just like, dude, it's annoying about the identity and I need to like track to you I don't know. It might be it might be time to retire the fake identity soon. Wait, you only got two loose ends though, right? Yeah, well, okay. Well, well technically technically For my loose on three. Well, yeah, but you're tied up. Oh, yeah. Okay. I get you buddy. You about to kill me? What are you about to kill me to, like?
Okay, what do you know about the underworld? There's like many different,
many people refer to different things as underworld. Which one are you describing?
I mean, in the context of the Minecraft server, you know what, whatever, no one knows about. Okay, no one's gonna go down there. So it's realistically, it's just Booster and Jaden. So now I need to freaking find them and make sure that stupid impersonator like they don't give out my identity to them And then all right. Well, I know where Jaden is Jaden's in the great sea, which I'll need to
Find him. Do you do you know where booster is again?
Bro, my sources have been saying that he's back at that mushroom island. You saw him at before
That like his base
Sort of I mean a man like Jaden and not a man like Boosford doesn't really have a base I get you he lives a nomadic lifestyle dude what does he even like do he goes on the server and rage beats you like I don't know that's actually the only thing I've ever seen him do yeah like I don't know he just comes online
to rage bait me specifically. Just you, just you by the way.
Oh my god.
If I was a booster, where would I be? Probably in the main building that I've been down in last time.
I don't know why I said that.
I forgot that you're still doing that. Yeah, my bad.
Take it.
Just go. Hey, so do you think I need to hide my identity from?
So why are there two of you?
So why are you yo? you? So why are you... Yo, okay, Boosfer, don't say who I actually am.
What are you doing here?
Why do you keep trying to...
This dude is a random ass guy who's going around the server pretending to be me.
Wait, what are you talking about? You're the one who's pretending to be me.
Dude, who...
What?
What are you doing? Boosfer, do not tell him who I am. Don't tell him who I am!
Um...
Okay, we can easily figure this out.
Um... What do you mean we can easily figure this out? This dude has... He's holding a totem in his offhand. When have I ever held a totem in my offhand? The last time you saw me, I was holding a trident.
That's the last time. What? And I'm holding a trident right now.
What are you?
I don't, I don't stop gaslighting me.
The underworld.
You understand like it has more and more people.
Place below the nether.
More and more players on the server.
What, what below the nether? Yeah, you're surprised because what do you mean? How do I know? How did you know that? Because I was the one who went there and now you're trying to play it off like you knew the entire time what I was talking about.
I shouldn't go. This is so fire water.
We can figure this out. We can figure this out.
How did you know that I run below the nether? How did you know that?
What do you mean? I'm the one who did that.
What? What do you mean? What oh my god
You said we can figure this out boost for here. Let's figure this. Okay, guys guys guys guys Let's figure this out. Okay, but are you guys willing to go through some tests with me to figure out who the real one is? There's no way for me to tell you. No, I can't. What do you mean? I'm using a freaking trident. He doesn't have a trident I don't I've never seen you use a trident before so I'm gonna bash my head into a wall Hey, that is something you would say fine Let's do the lines that is also maybe something he would say, you know, okay. Okay. Let's do the trials. Yeah Do the endlessly basically waiting on are the trials? Oh the trials, yeah, I'll just... It's like a Simon Says thing, but I tell you what to do.
OK.
Because I know you so well that I can give you tests and only the real one. You do not know me very well. We have spoken maybe twice. So you're the fake one because we're basically best friends. We were never best friends.
What are you talking about?
Are we best friends? I mean after what happened last maybe a little bit. I don't know. I would not say that That is not something I would ever say. I mean, I don't really like you too much about like I Kind of like that answer. What wait, what do you mean? That's not something you would ever say acting
Shut up. Shut up. Come in here. Let's do let's do some trials, thoughts? So the real one sucks at parkour.
Do the animal thing.
Well, I do not suck at parkour. I'm not great at parkour, but okay.
Okay, so you just failed first try. Let's see you do it. Yeah, so just failed first try.
Yeah, so we figured nothing out.
Why are you copying me? You said beforehand that the person who's a real one stops at parkour And of course if you said that beforehand, he's gonna try to purposely fail
Yeah, but so would you?
Well, then how how has that even a fair test?
Ironically, you're thinking too much that real one would not think this much. He does not have enough brain capacity for all of this.
That wasn't a compliment.
I know, I was being sarcastic.
Dude, all right, next test, next test.
Next test, next test. Okay, so find a cold block. Three, two, one, go. First person to bring me a cold block wins.
No.
What do you mean?
No.
Why would I do that? That's not going to prove my identity either way. Don't get the stupid cold block.
I don't understand why you're trying to be immediate.
Yeah.
Why are you trying to be him, dude?
Now that I think about it, the real one never has used the trident before. So, like, what? Why would you have a trident if you're not the real? Like, if you're not the fake, you know, like, only the fake one.
Okay, can you just give us a test that will actually prove that I'm me?
Okay. Okay. Okay.
So there is for say something that for a fact, the real one would only know that's the only way to prove it.
Just say something. You wait wait, no, dude, you're just trying to impersonate me. You don't want him to say that because you're the one who just came up with that Oh my god, this is so stupid. It's gonna put what?
You don't want him to say that because if she says that then yeah, you're gonna be exposed. Yeah, I'm gonna know it. Yeah, exactly
Okay. Okay. Okay. So what the gist of it is like what is what is that what is the reason somebody would have to impersonate you I don't know I
Don't know either. I don't know why this guy is doing this
Okay, you can very clearly tell his voice. You're sounds different from mine, dude. Oh my god
Okay, really I can't tell that your sounds different from hiding if I remember correctly This is what the voice changer a lot sounded like no you have okay, okay, okay?
Okay, say say this line. Okay, so basically can you say that those three words? Okay, so basically okay?
So basically
But there's so basically how does this ah dude both of you guys hit the note? I can't tell I can't tell I can't tell
What?
It's so close dude, Lucifer
I'm telling you the only way that you're going to be able to figure out who's the real one is by telling us
something that only the real one would not do that not do that why do you not want me to because he's trying to figure out who wait I just had an idea okay so boosted game so there's two hypotheticals right either I'm the real one or I'm the fake one yes so in both of these answers uh-huh you don't want to give out any information about who I am right so I have a better idea sit in this this corner, stay quiet, and let me pop this guy's totem.
Okay.
Oh wait, that's genius. Who is Agent 22? Why is there another one? What is happening?
I'm swapping out, I'm swapping out.
No, you're not swapping out.
Do you have a voice changer too?
John Booster, what did I say about the corner?
Sorry, my bad, my bad. You don't have a totem. Oh. Agent 22, get up, get up, get up, get up.
Why are you trying to fishing, Rodney? And you're using a knockback sword!
Agent 22, make sure you have invisibility. Alright, let's get up right here let's do it up right here.
Let's get him right here.
Do you guys bring any other agents? Is Agent 22 the only one here?
I don't know, is he?
Whatever dude.
What? What? You're the mace, you're the mace, you're the mace. What? What do we do? What do I do?
What do I do? Are you carting?
Uh, yeah yeah yeah, you can cart it. I need help, Agent 22, I need help, Agent 22, I need help, grab me. I need help, grab me. Agent 22, I need help.
Yo, you promised not to die if I mace you, like, you might wanna offhand a totem, buddy. Oh, you're carting. All right, you probably won't quit. Okay, Booster, Booster, if I wasn't the real one, why would I have Agent 22? This is very clearly the fake one. Why would I have agent 22?
Why are you on their side? Okay, he just ran wait agent 22. I'm gonna leave I'm gonna leave if you need to run you know where to go Don't run agent 22 you got him Come on sliding guy Use your trident oh, yeah, that's actually a genius idea.
Don't harm me. Hey buddy, it's me, Agent 22! Oh, okay.
Yo, W water clutch! Thank you, bro. Oh, I. Yo, W water clutch.
Thank you, bro.
Oh, I need to get up to that.
I didn't ask.
Yo, you got any pearls?
Not right.
A little bit, yeah. Oh, okay. I'm gonna go up to that. I'm gonna go up to that. I'm gonna go up to that. I'm gonna go go get some food. What do we do?
What do we do?
Sky!
Did he kill Sky?
We need to go.
We need to go now. Now we need to go.
Hey, boost for Kaiba's shield. Oh, they're leaving.
No. We need to go, we need to go now, now we need to go.
Hey Boosfer, hi the shield. Oh, they're leaving. No, you're not going to get away. Okay, maybe you are going to get away. Hey Boosfer a quick question. So how could you not tell it was me when there was a freaking guy named Agent 22? Uh, does it, does it matter?
It was funny.
All right, look.
Wait, is this the real you?
How would I know?
Yo chill chill. I'm joking. I'm joking. Yo! Yo! Wait, is this the real you? How would I know?
Of course I knew Your voice changer sounds so bad. Like I can't tell what's happening half of the time bro. That's how I knew so much All right, whatever the other guy sounded like an AI. Just don't. If anyone comes back in trims. Oh but what if they pay me? Do you want to die Leo? I thought we... just don't tell them my identity. No dude, dude, dude. Of course I'm not gonna tell them but you gotta keep paying me my monthly fee remember? Bye. I was pretty sure that Booster wouldn't give out my identity after this. I mean like I was saying with Egg,
he just rage baits a lot. So I only had one more person that I had to contact, Jadaman, who lives out in the aforementioned Great Sea, which is millions of blocks away from pretty much all civilization. The only practical way of getting to the Great Sea is rip-tidying in the rain like I was earlier, since nether traveling is just too dangerous and everything else is too slow, but I cannot be asked to wait until it rains again. So instead, I decided to head back to the N-Dimension to ask Egg Chan if he knows any other ways to get to the Great Sea, since Egg just kind of the things about these impos You didn't do it. You didn't say the code word. What?
The code word.
I literally mined into your hiding spot.
Oh yeah.
Right, we did make a code word.
Did you forget?
You got the ball.
Yo, I lowkey forgot.
No code word bro. I don't even know who you are.
What?
I bined right into your hiding spot. Wait, I don't, wait.
I don't know you bro.
I have my mace, I have both of them.
Wait, hold the other one.
Dang, he spit it out.
Well, you know, you've known this.
I didn't know two maces was common around the server these days, bro. Bro, it's me! No code word, bro. I don't know who you even are.
Okay, well my invis runs out in 5 minutes and 30 seconds, so...
We're going to... wait, let's wait 5 minutes. You got a totem?
Oh, I remember, I remember, I remember I remember it was hostage it was hostage
Okay, welcome back Wemboo Oh wait is anyone here?
Oh my god dude you gotta be like nonchalant bro Alright whatever
I'll get you
I waited for it to rain to get back to the great sea Cause that's where Jaden is and It was just not raining Do you know any other ways to get to the great sea?
Dude you don't know? Like, Jaden's been making, like, he's been using... Can I speak?
No.
You haven't heard, bro? Jaden's been, like, popping off lately. He's been, like, growing his pirate civilization, apparently. I mean, people used to rave about the great sea's treasure, but now it's like people are raving about jayden man's great pirate civilization. And like he was even able to work out a deal with capital city. Capital city by the way. And they're getting a whole dolphin highway from capital city to the great sea to like
you know.
Oh so I can just take that.
Oh okay. Whatever I'll just cut my exposition short.
Yeah I mean I don't really care.
Yeah bro's information driven. Uh, thank you.
That's it? Yeah.
You're not even going- okay.
Wait, stop! What?
Oh, I barely stopped you in time. Dude, there was an imposter that came in, bro.
An imposter? Yes, bro. Like Among Us?
Same fit as you. Forgot the code word as well. I mean, they never knew it.
Oh. Same fit as you, forgot the code word as well. I mean, they never knew it. And I mean like- Okay, well that's the guy that I talked to who was talking to Booster probably.
Yeah, but they mentioned something about, they mentioned something about Capital City. They said there was like some sort of courtroom trial going on, I don't know. Like I don't follow the legal field too well, so. But yeah, it sounds like something you might be interested in. What's going on there? Um...
Actually, it probably isn't a good idea, because you wouldn't want to go to the same place as your clone. That would just be kind of an awkward situation.
Well, I actually do, because if I pop his totem, I can see his identity.
I mean, dude, I don't know, man. It's just the way he said it, it sounded like some sort of trap or something. I don't know. Yeah dude, if I were you bro, you've gotten like too much attention around this identity, I would just change the trims, maybe tweak the voice changer a little bit, and then you could just keep going about doing your own sort of adventure under a different identity.
That's stupid bro, that's so stupid.
How is that stupid?
It's like literally the most inconvenient thing.
Because why am I gonna change my identity because some random player starts impersonating me. Well, because that's just one single amount
of attention you got, and on top of that, they're clearly setting up traps and everything. You're not dealing with just a normal troll.
Bro, I'm not gonna give up my identity and everything I've done as this person just because some random dude just was like, oh, I'm gonna rob some kid in Capital City.
Dude, this is a hardcore server. Oh, you're invisible now. Oh, thank you. People come and go on the server all the time. But like you could you know, you could give up this identity for another one. Nah. OK, then see you, bro.
I guess like good luck.
Thank you, bro.
I'm going to go to the court. Yeah I'm punching you man. And sure enough when I arrived back in this, when I faked my death, made this identity, this is exactly what I signed up for this, when I faked my death, made this identity, this is exactly what I signed up for.
Alright, he's really beelining it for this court building. We got some more people trickling in.
Alright who's excited to finally see the identity of the invisible knight? Who's ready bro. Who's ready, bro? Who's ready? Bet you do. Fine, sit back down, sit back down, sit back down. All right, everybody grab a seat.
Everybody grab a seat before the big reveal. So as you guys all know, you are all part of the Invisible Knights Coalition, which means that you are all interested in figuring out the true identity of the Invisible Knight. Am I right? Yeah, I bet, bet, bet. So,
basically the premise of this is very simple.
So all of you have gathered here today to uncover the identity of the Invisible Knight, which we have been looking for for weeks on end now. And the way that we're gonna do that is actually quite simple. In five seconds, the Invisible Knight will set forward. Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One. Hello, my friend. How's it going?
You know, it's going good. You came here to meet with the Totemmon, and I prefer brute force much more than the game we were playing.
Alright so um, oh, you have a mace, you have a mace, you have a mace, you have a mace,
be careful, be careful, be careful, be careful. This seems like a really good plan of yours.
Is flame in here? Is flame in here? Agent 22 22 can you take care of him what why did
you guys think this was a good idea mining fatigue okay that's your idea
all right your parts what the Oh, look at you!
Theo!
Theo balled the bird. Be careful, be careful. Why...
I will...
Why would you be impersonating me?
I've been waiting for this rematch for a long time.
Rematch?
Oh, be careful, be careful.
Breathe some time, breathe some time.
Are you good?
Theo, are you good?
Are you good?
Are you good?
Are you good?
Are you good? Be careful, be careful. Resort, resort.
Are you good?
I'm good.
I'm good.
He's gonna go after you.
He can't.
He physically can't. I need to respawn. Are you good?
Yeah I'm good.
Oh wait, I turned off the Wii.
Look, I'm really like-
But you turned it in here, I'm sorry. Y'all be careful, be careful around the box.
It's gonna get, it's gonna get one time.
That's kind of true. Good stuff. Nice hit, nice hit.
I just want to know why you're impersonating me. It's just annoying.
Like.
Let me ask you something. You're asking me why I'm impersonating me it's just annoying like let me ask you something you're asking
me why I'm impersonating you yes why did you even end up in this trap in the first place because I'm trying to get you to stop doing that that's pretty
interesting isn't it what it's almost like my plan worked perfectly.
Okay, but what is your plan? What do you even want from me?
I don't know. I think I'll tell you once your identity gets revealed to the world.
Right. Okay. Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
I'm sure. I'm sure? Are you sure?
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
Dude, I cannot believe he's playing Fortnite.
He's gonna get one tapped.
He's not even wearing a totem.
I guess he'd rather die than...
Good!
Identity's gonna get revealed if you die too. Yeah, well I won't even be on the server at that point.
That was nice. Alright. I can't get any of you. Ow!
Wait, so I'm really confused. So you're agent 22 or whatever, but why are you impersonating?
Who are you? Oh, I get the sense that this is the real guy in front of impersonating me here.
All right. Oh, you just blew him out. Well, let's find out who you are.
Oh my God. Aaron.
So she's trying to tell me you realize you realize right here in tire identity
is going to be a lead to the certain.
You should know at this point that I can kill without death messages. So I guess the axe kind of up because my totem got popped. But um, alright Theo what's the plan? Because I really expected flame to show up here.
Why is flame showing up here?
I don't know.
I don't know why flame just didn't show up. Yeah I don't know either. What't know why playing this game though.
Yeah, I don't know either. What's the plan? What's the plan?
You have the backup, right? Dude, I...
We seriously... Wait, I'm really confused. Why are you impersonating me? I don't know. Oh, thank you, bro. Yeah, you, bro. Okay. Theo, Theo. Be careful. Be careful. Be careful.
Oh my God.
Do you have any extra totems?
Yeah, this is my last one.
I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. What should we do?
Kill them. Kill them.
I'm going to box up again. Are you good, dude? Are you good? Yeah, I'm good. I'm Killing are you sure? Are you sure? Yes. Yes Okay
He's terrible at the game. All right
Good hit good hit
Thank you, dude, really I'm not gonna lie I appreciate the uh encouragement though I'm really not trying to fight like I I'm I don't need to kill you
guys I just want you to don't but uh we need to figure out who you are. I'm sorry.
Why? Why- why-
We just have to. Not only do we have to, for a completely different reason, but uh, you also killed our happy guest, so...
Dude, you were trying to escape from me from impersonating your identity. Or my identity.
Yeah, and you killed our happy guest that we had for the past four months
So why did you bring your happy? That's when active war zone deal
Okay, okay, we might just want to leave we might have to leave we might have to leave feel feel yeah But do you think it was a good idea to even like you guys are trying to find my identity But do you think if it was a good idea to do that? Yo, are you good? Yo, yo
Okay, maybe not good. Maybe not good. No, you're so lucky. I don't have my name You guys can leave i'm you you said it yourself I can't kill you guys you're in the middle of capital city All right, you're trying to kill me I guess well
And theo probably won't quick drop.
Well yeah, he can't kill us. But I don't need to kill you is what I'm saying. Like, if you guys just stop impersonating me. Guys, we're just really, we're taking my stuff. Be careful, be careful, be careful. Be careful. Be careful. Be careful. He can't get out. He can't get out. He's just, oh my God. You're going to die to RNG bro. I'm not even trying to kill you guys. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. Wait around. He's going to run out of invisibility.
Wait, okay. Do you want to actually talk now that are you out? You guys are both out. Hello? Dude, what is flame? Am I just getting ego'd? I don't know dude, he didn't show up. He said that he was going to show up. So okay, why are... Dude, my helmet's about to break. So, you two are the people at the Great Sea, right? Why are you two trying to impersonate me? Because we really don't have a choice. So that actually gives like less information than if you would just said nothing.
Why do you not have a choice?
Well, because we impersonated you. Isn't that how you ended up in this trap in the first place? Like I said before, dude.
So you're trying to figure out who I am, right? Fall for it.
I don't know. Maybe I I am maybe I'm not who knows bro and maybe I already know who you are but I just can't prove it well that sounded oddly specific but um you're just gonna have to sit in there I think I don't know it's gonna take you a while to mine through obsidian so um with you do you want to go back through and just make sure he's not doing anything back through and just make sure he's not doing anything.
Do you have enter pearls? I only have five. I think course is the only way.
You have any end stone playing some chorus and wait for it to grow.
No, I don't I don't. I think he has to be still in here. But that's not enough time to mine. Yeah, I'll stay I don't I think he has to be still in here. That's not enough time to mine
Yeah, I'll stay in here guys refill filter I mean, I don't have to kill you too But if you're gonna keep doing this where you're trying to reveal my identity, I am going to kill you here
Come over here. Come over here. Come over here
What what what all right what last chance
All right, whatever
So, uh, what's what's keeping you busy nowadays you trying to hunt down people like you who are trying to find my identity I
Don't I'm not interested in your identity.
Okay, thank you bro. You could just leave then.
I'm just doing it for someone else. Alright.
Listen, if you tell me who you are, I swear I wouldn't tell a single person.
Right.
Pinky promise. So your plan is for me to run out of my invis and then you like take a screenshot of my identity or something? Right, okay, that sounded very unconvincing. I'm just gonna hang out and watch some like cool TikTok or something.
I got him in a box. I have him in a box. I have him in a box, Theo. In a box. Literally boxed up like a fish, dude.
Wait, what?
He's trapped. He's trapped. He's trapped.
There's nothing he can do.
I'm trapped.
Am I good to come in there?
Oh, shoot. There is one thing you can do. Yeah, you guys come on Yo, try to get back in if you can
You guys gotta just help me here. I think dude. I I got I got screwed on my course, right? I have no please please try to come back through dude. He's gonna get through soon. He ate my last course fruit. Are you serious? Are you serious? I got screwed over by RNG
I don't know what to say
Dude, he's mining. He's literally mine. I am in fact doing mining what what block is he mining? What you have with his fist with his fist? Oh my god, actually, give's getting away.
He's going to get away.
I see him.
You see him?
No, he's he's not. He's not. He's not.
I'm right outside where the hole escape.
I'm right outside. This is it.
This is it. This is it. Come on. Come on. Come on, dude. Do not let him like make sure he runs out of invisibility bro. If he runs out of invisibility, he's so screwed
Um, I don't really know what I'm doing Theo where are you? Theo? Where are you? I'm right outside. Well, we're a whole escape. He's making a crafting table
What is this guy doing? Oh. Hey buddy. Heh. Heh. Heh.
Why are you invi- I already know who you are! Do you have more obsidian, parrot?
No. I'm literally boxing him with glass.
Wait, okay, so... Does the-
Wha-
Does this not like... glitch me through?
I think he's out. He's out, he's out, he's out.
Watch the top, watch the top.
Oh, he's out the top?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I boxed my, oh my God.
He's up, I think he's up I think he's up top he's up top So, bye buddy. Alright, see ya later. The impersonator was a player in Imperant, one of the smartest players on the Unstable SMP, but I had no clue why he even cared about what I was doing, or what he meant by not having a choice to hunt me down. The only thing I knew for certain, was that this was not the last time I was going to
The only thing I knew for certain, was that this was not the last time I was going to be seeing Parrot. If you enjoyed this video, consider subscribing because, I mean, you watched the entire video so you probably would like my other videos.
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