I Make Food For The Animals Of The Forest...

Be on your best behavior.Creature Kitchen, let's go.F for flashlight.Creature Kitchen, by the way.Forgot to say the name of the game.This is really disturbing already.

I hear a little owl.A little barn owl.Here to protect me, of course.I'm following the light.Fireflies.Never see those anymore, chat.

Never see those.Hold shift to run.

I hate when it...

Why is there a basket for fish?Shift to run.Is this my house?As I was saying, though, you never see fireflies anymore, chat.They all died.Not all of them, but many of them.

Mushroom.What do I do with this?Mushroom discovered.We open the door.Is this my house?Turn on all the lights.

Make this place not creepy as...Read me please.In a minute.All that's locked.Water.Peep this.

Hello, my dear.

Thank you for looking after my home on such short notice.Oh, so I'm like a homesteader.My departure must be very concerning.Keep them fed and you should have nothing to worry about.Who's them?If you need some ideas for meals, keep an eye out.

There should be a recipe card scattered about.Take care, and remember to make good memories.Hug hug, or ex -kiss.

Nope, it does nothing.Recipe cards.Toast.I need a recipe for toast.

Notes.Oh heavens, this is easy to bend.Luckily my oven knows how to create just about anything.Pancakes, french fries.Mistake.

That's all I make?French toast?All this other shit?What's this?Cooking basics.Impress everybody or dine trying.

Dine trying.Huh!I see what they did there.Oven.Every meal is made by placing ingredients in the oven.Close the door to inform the unit your offerings are ready.

Offerings it's a fucking sacrifice be patient and linger not long near the void of creation If you need to slice an ingredient a knife is your best bet for the safety of your countertop Always use a cutting board if rage overtakes you put the knife down.What does that person say you sound so gay?It's so obvious.That's why your name is Joe make any sense, but alright Blend ingredients once placed in a bowl make sure to mix in consistent direction Should you need to empty the bowl?Use - use the spring -loaded - I gotta - I gotta lock in.That - that unlocks me.

Well, what do I do first?I see all the ingredients and stuff that we have.What is an idle?I just got an egg sandwich recipe.Love to see that.What do we got in here?

Oh, another recipe.Can I drop that?How do I drop that?All right, well, we're gonna put that down there.Peanut butter and jelly recipe.Should we just scan the house for recipes right now?

We got tomatoes and broth.We got sugar in there.Oh my god, I just heard somebody knocking.Example wants nothing.This is an example.Take a photo of a creature to learn what meal they want.

Feed each creature a handful of different meals to become friends.When you earn three hearts, you'll be gifted a key.So the goal of the game is to serve the animals what they want, and then eventually they'll give me a key and I can unlock another part of the house?Like maybe another room or something?She loves the music of the winds.Always chittering beneath the porch.

Seems to think he owns the place.I don't know how people consider these little guys pests.They always clean the floor for me.He'll never turn down a dimly lit picnic by the river.If you're quick enough, you might catch a glimpse of this little demon.Sure likes making messes in the pantry.

Best not to move the boxes.I think it's stressed when things change.This thing's been here a long time.Are these all the animals that I have to serve?Like, what am I supposed to do with this information?Are there fucking 16 different animals?

Okay.Hell no, chat.Is this like Amanda the Adventurer?Where there's like a bunch of puzzles?Close that for a minute.Chat, I already know how to open this because I'm a fucking uber genius when it comes to puzzle games.

Um, hold up.9 -1 -1 -7 -4.Alfredo recipe.We have an Alfredo recipe.Should we go down this creepy avenue?What's that?

Cheese and crackers recipe.Okay, I'm getting a shit load of recipes, but I ain't got no customers.So who am I supposed to serve?Oh, that's definitely movable.Another recipe.Oh my God, spaghetti and meatballs.

There's the camera that I have to take a picture.Should I pick that up?right click to take a picture.I'm gonna need to take a picture of the animals to know what they want.Should I try to find all the recipes first?That's a ghost lock, nothing.

All right, let's go down the creepy avenue.Said there was somebody down here, but I best not disturb them was the words.There's so much stuff.Is this like infinite?I feel like I hear like a fucking UFO landing.I'm gonna sprint.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Let's relax.Wait, they said best not disturb them.Should I not be walking in here or should I not be walking in here?Should I turn around?I don't know if I should turn around right now.Leave?

But what if there's something at the end?we're gonna get out of here that was nice all right awesome that was a fun time I don't remember what the fuck's down there though didn't it say if you're quick enough you might catch a glimpse of this little demon oh and then I could take a picture of it some shit out of gravity falls goober I got a picture of that now can I give him what he wants how does that work how do I go look at my photos chat how do I how do I play this game I feel like I'm a dumbass understand I don't understand what I need to do.I just took a picture of Goober.Oh, now what?I know what he say, what he wants.

Three tastes of Italy.What are we in a fucking olive garden, buddy?

It's my first recipe, ask for toast.Come on.Do I have to give him that right now?I don't even know if I have three tastes of Italy.First three tastes of Italy, spaghetti and meatballs, Alfredo, and French fry.Three tastes of Italy.

All right, we got to find an easier animal.There should be a little rat fuck down here.from afar nope we gotta find an easier animal to serve let's go outside so I gotta go fucking take a picture or something and then bring it what it wants I know there's something down here I remember seeing this also what is this area get the fuck out of here bro what do you want oh my god it's a little raccoon he lives down there what does he like two sandwiches what type of sandwich does it matter I could give him two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, or just title sandwich.Any sandwich.All right.I kind of want to make him an egg sandwich.

Two slices of bread and a fried egg.Bro just said it's not the most exciting breakfast.That's the best breakfast.What are we talking about?Where do I get eggs?Oh shit.

Wait, can I not make eggs?Peanut butter.He's going to get two butts because he scared me.Do I have to toast them?I don't think so.It's not the most exciting breakfast easy to make.

I don't think I even need a toaster.The problem is I don't have eggs.Do you think I have eggs out of the fridge?Probably not.Why is maple syrup on it?sink?

Meatball sub -recipe.Maybe that's three tastes of Italy, eh?I don't think I have jelly either.How do I get in?I have to get - Oh God, should we just do the first one then?I think we have to go - I think we have to go in a row.

I think I'm skipping steps here.Loves the music of the winds.No way they just appear.A crow.Me two meals.Oh, wonderful.

Absolutely wonderful.Toast.How do I make toast?How do you make toast in this game?I don't have a fucking toaster.Mistake.

I thought that was...Is it just one slice of bread is toast?Doesn't matter.It doesn't matter.That's actually good.Cause it's at any two meals.

So I just got to bring little fucker.How do I do that?How do I get him to come out?All right, let's go bring the crow to toast.

Here you are.I have one more for you as well.Have one more.You enjoy the toast?You give me a heart.How about this?

One more.Once more.Turn back around, sir.Once more.Turn back around.

Mr. Crow.Once more.There we are.I have a mistake for you.A gift.Where did you get that?

Where was that?Where were you holding that?Wash that off.Could open this up.Now I should be able to make an egg sandwich.Or just sandwiches.

Ooh.Oh, we do have two eggs.We have a lot of butter.We have a lot of butter and raw meat.But I think we're supposed to go in order.So that's what I'm gonna do.

Feed different creatures.When you earn three hearts, you'll be gifted a key.I didn't even get three hearts.That was one.And they just gave me a key.Wants two sandwiches.

Okay, so we got to do the raccoon next.Is there jam in here?Do you think jam would be refrigerated?You think I can make jam in the blender?Huh?Why is it question mark slop?

Gotta throw that out.We'll throw that in there with some sugar.That's how you make jam, yes?The whole bag.Jam.Knew it!

Oh my god.Do you need to toast the bread for a PB &J?No.It's just two bread slices and peanut butter.How do I - where was the assembly board?How do I assemble?

Oh, you just put everything in the oven.Pan of jam?What's happening to the glass?Where's the peanut butter at?Perfect, some would say.Could not be better at PB &J.

Alright, let's go give this to him and then we'll make the egg sandwich.Scare me. I'm going to be very upset with you, Mr. Raccoon.How are you?Why get him to come out?I don't think - He's just crawling around like a goblin.Is he gonna go pick that up?

My hands!Why are you running away, dude?

I'm just - I'm literally - I just gave you a peanut butter and jelly, bro.Come on.

I'm gonna make an egg sandwich next switch it up a little bit Can't be making the same thing over and over.Where is it here bread slice and a fried egg.That's super simple Oh, yeah, dude.This is how I would make an egg at home flip it.I'm gonna move it What it's that easy chat first try throw that in the oven two slices of bread cleaner Sandwich where'd that tomato come from?Where did the tomato come from?

I did not throw that in the oven That just happens to exist.Where are you, you little fucker?Come here.eat that.You better give me a key.Now drop it.

Where are you going?

I love that guy, he's so cute.

Another recipe for the mouse, cheese.Cheese for the mouse.He wants three snacks with cheese.Three different snacks with cheese.Cheese and crackers, definitely.What else has cheese?

Meatball sub?No.Alfredo?

Probably Alfredo.

Do we have pasta though?

Oh God.These are hard things.Cheese slice and crackers.Let's do that.Cheese slice and crackers first.Okay.

Sorry.A little hard to...Cheese slice.We need three slices of cheese.Box of crackers.Boom.

What do I need?I need flour and water.I know we got flour.And then we got water in that cabinet over...

Cheese and crackers.

A wonderful meal for Gordon Ramsay.

The mouse that lives in the hole.

Come get it.There you are.I need to see him eat it.What?I'm sorry, he doesn't want me to be there while he eats it.He's a shy eater.

He liked it.I don't know how to make it though.Dough, tomato sauce, tomato and salt, and a cheese slice.Tomato and salt.Do we have salt?Or tomatoes?

Where the fuck do we get tomatoes?We got tomatoes in this fucking...Oh, we got pasta here.And salt.Yeah, I think it was outside there were tomatoes.Nah, I don't think they were in the fridge.

I think that was strawberries.I want to know what's in that fucking shed.I haven't wandered around this house either.Oh, nah.We got like power bricks.Oh, I probably just fucked some shit up.

That might have been stupid.Yo, we're boys now, right?Are you afraid of me still, or how's that going?Okay, they're in the drawer.Oh, they are.Tomato and salt.

I'm gonna be quick with this.And then we just need a cheese slice.Wait, no, that's bread.Cheese.Thought it would be a good looking slice.That shit looks terrible.

Oh my God.What's the last thing?It was like Alfredo, pasta, and cheese sauce.Milk and a cheese wedge.Do we have milk?We do.

hey oh my god lightening my feet wait i don't have any more cheese where does one acquire more cheese this isn't even horror bro it's a fucking fun game who gives a fuck why do people do that why do people do that provide a game forget what i needed cheese and milk it's in there cheese wedge why am i slicing cheese we have cheese sauce and we need pasta you think i'll throw that in the oven though I don't think that'd be something you'd cook on a pan.Now this little rat guy needs to give me a key.Come out here.You gotta act like you don't see him.He gets pee shy.Drop me a key.

You better throw that key out, Tom and Jerry.Yeah, that's what I thought.I would've gotten a fucking comedically large mallet and smashed your head in if you didn't.Oh, it's open in a whole nother room.What is moving in here?The hell are you Pam wants one specific dish took me a while to figure out what this one wants So I keep his favorite snacks stashed away from the other critters away from the other It's like a puzzle bull pie.

Do you think that's the thing that he wants?That would be stashed away from the other critters sugar cookies another puzzle of sorts on shine to clouds to rain I feel like you go cloud, chat let me cook, cloud, rain, thunderstorm, sun, cloud to rain.Oh my God, no.Sunday, showers expected.Clouds rolling in Monday, shower Tuesday, showers Wednesday, shower, shower, thunderstorm, cloud, shower, shower, thunderstorm, blueberry pie, see you Tuesday.think he wants pie like how do I know what this fucker wants?

I got a chocolate ice cream recipe in a book a bunch of boxes Oh, they said don't move those isn't there something isn't there like a little figure that lives here that doesn't like that happy wanderings my dear I feel my or rather our friends in the shadows holding trepidation in their hearts Farewells are a challenge.

I am quite loathed to be the proctor of Looking at dancing pale eyes, a question lingers.How did I arrive?Many dozens of crescents have soared above to the point those memories are blurred.A question that needs answering sooner than later for this family.

No?Took me a while to figure out what he wants, so I keep his favorite dish stashed away from the other critters.That doesn't make any sense.All these things are stashed away.He's the last one?He's not the last one.

There's like fucking so many things after him.I feel like, do I just ignore him right now?I feel like I ignore his ass.Dimly lit picnic by the river.I'll be back.Fucking dark void in that doghouse.

Take a candle.You're right.Hey!What are you doing on my fucking porch, buddy?Get out of here!I can't take the candle.

Thunderstorm and I'm walking outside right now.This is probably a bad play.I'm like, what's that for?Fish?

Dance with the pants?

Mushroom stir fry.What is this guy doing over here?A little mushroom jar?How am I supposed to make this dimly lit?Wait, I heard it.I heard it.

I heard it.I heard it.I think I need to just put mushrooms in that mason jar.Right click to gather fireflies?Lost the camera.What's the little frog?

Hopper.He's going to want some gross shit.I hear ya.Oh, the little pants guy just ran away.Oh, that's what?Oh my God.

Oh my God.Oh my God.Why was I trying to figure out what the pants guy wants?His fucking face is right there.Whatever he wants is in there.So I have to get the key for that.

He wants two dishes from the yard.one of them was from the yard that I just picked up.What did I just pick up?Mushroom stir -fry and then I gotta find another one from the yard.Did I throw the other cameras over there?Alright, let's find another one from the yard.

Do we have another one from the yard?I don't know if I picked up any other recipes from around here and when he says yard Does he mean just outside or like yard yard games cozy?It is it's like a horror game, but it's not like it's it's a horror game I think I need to wander until I find another recipe.I don't know if I'm able to cross that river, but he did not fuck with me to get next to him.Like, I'm not understanding this.I feel like this would give me a recipe.

Is this like coffee?There's this here that needs like a shovel.Mushroom soup.So maybe I do mushroom soup, mushroom stir -fry.Do you think that would be fine?Mushroom, sliced pasta, and butter.

That's so easy.Problem solved.I don't have pasta.Oh, how could I forget about the back rooms?Go to the door and hold E. What this door?Drop it.

If I drop it, they'll come and eat it.You can just go to your pantry to get mushrooms.No, but they said they wanted something from the yard.So I'm like, do I have to get them from the yard?I think it's just a recipe from the yard.Fuck with that.

He dead.We need one more.I didn't know there's mushrooms in here.There's so many mushrooms in here.There's everything we need in a pantry.Oh, no, they'll come eat that on the ground.

Can't put anything on the ground.Mushroom we have another mushroom recipe mushroom soup broth mushroom slice and a potato slice Was it one mushroom slice?No, two potatoes are in here a whole potato waitWait, no, it's just potato slice.Fucking lights are flickering for what?Bro, timeout Reaper for spamming a secret recipe, bro.

I don't even have the ingredients that you're saying right now.And also, you're just like Googling stuff and then sending it to me.Done, boss.You're not a mod, Steady.Give me a key!Oh, you're supposed to retrieve it.

Brings it back.Why, thank you, kind sir.I hope this unlocks the ghost.Oh, no, it unlocks the freezer.Now I can make ice cream.Literally just ice.

Vanilla ice cream.I have every ice cream recipe under the sun now.Oh my god, three tastes of Italy.Now, do you think three tastes of Italy just means three Italian dishes?Meatball sub?Spaghetti and meatballs.

Do you think a meatball sub?I feel like Alfredo.Spaghetti and meatballs.And then something else.Beef, raw steak, and salt.Salt in here.

Tomato and salt.These are very easy recipes to do, which is nice.And then the pasta, which is now gone.Run out of certain things.What if I just like keep fucking up?How do I get him to come eat it?

Do I have to just run there and then, do I just sit in that room?Because if the rats come and eat it, I'm gonna be fucking pissed off.Alfredo's not Italian.Well, I feel like Alfredo's more Italian than a fucking meatball sub, you know?

What's a, what's, is pizza an Italian dish?

What's an Italian dish outside of spaghetti and meatballs?pizza's italian so dough so we'll do the flour or in water where do i have flour i thought there okay yeah there is water and yeah bro but i'm not knowing what the fucking ghost name glorb in the fucking back rooms considers three tastes of italy okay tomato sauce a slice second taste of italy here i should just useEats Olive Garden.That'll solve all of these problems.He ain't gonna like this, bro.He did like it.

Oh, two -way door.Fancy.Now, do we do Alfredo or a meatball sub?I feel like Alfredo's more Italian than a fucking meatball sub.A meatball sub is like the biggest, like, big city living.Like, this is definitely more Italian.

Cheese sauce, milk, and a cheese wedge.Stint done.You see that steam?You're saying the notes on this thing of what they would have wanted.I mean, I don't know.I'm two for two right now I feel like they're gonna fuck with the Alfredo just because I already made spaghetti and meatballs.

So this is just different the key kind sir We have our key now.I don't know where it goes to maybe outside.We're gonna find what's in the creepy shed It's just hard pivots from vibey to scary.There's just a dead body and a burrito I'll be able to get that Oh and the shovel dig in a fertile ground put seeds in the hole cover seeds with dirt water grains to lifeWhere's seeds?Why did that give me a recipe for nachos?

Beef stew?Handle in here, I don't know what that is.Soil bag.So should I go grow a plant right now?There's another recipe right here.Philly cheesesteak?

Who the fuck's gonna request that?Where'd the shovel go?The one -time use.Me?It's just a twitch chatter as the final boss.Seeds, cover seeds with dirt, and then water to life.

How is it gonna grow?There's no sunlight.It's always dark out.Oh, it's actually a Vetus flytrap.It, uh, it functions more on the energy for bugs than photosynthesis.Oh, another recipe.

Meatloaf.Yep, that's probably the worst thing you could request.Meatloaf.Ugh, I gotta go grab the watering can.Read the recipe notes next time.You mean for the individual.

Water to life.It's alive!To Rose.You know what I'm supposed to do with that, but we're gonna put that on the table.I knew somebody was gonna say that I was gonna make that joke myself, but I thought it was too lowbrowAll right, well, we definitely throw the dog toy over here, and then the dog will come out.

We can take a picture of him.

I got him!

Gray the doggy.Oh, it's your little puppy.It's your little greyhound.You little greyhound, can I pet you?Are you gonna bite me?Big stretch, big stretch.

And he's gone.Is there a greyhound next?Oh no, it's the box thing.Three meals with beef.Should we go get a picture of this thing in here first?I feel like there's an order you're usually supposed to do.

I feel like it's going to be...What are you?Oh my God.Bro's got crow feet.Oh, I need the camera.I'll be back.

I'm going to kind of keep him in there.That's kind of creepy.Three varieties of dessert.That's actually so fucking easy.Can't we just make three different ice creams?Strawberry, chocolate, and vanilla.

Milk, ice, sugar.Milk, ice, sugar, chocolate bar, milk, sugar, ice, strawberry.Okay, that's so easy.Oh, is there stuff in there?Oh no, do you think - Why would I put that in the oven?That doesn't make any fucking sense.

It needs to be different types of dessert.Different ice creams are technically three different desserts.Is it not?I don't even have any other types of dessert I could get now.How's he gonna eat that?Through the box, I assume?

Oh, I do have sugar cookies and chocolate chips.Okay, it probably is different varieties.Dough, flour, water, and sugar.I need flour and water.Game's making me hungry.Go get a fucking snack, buddy.

Jeez.Anybody eating a chicken patty right now?That just really disturbed one guy.Yeah, y 'all remember chicken patties?Bro, my mom, cause I grew up with divorced parents, my mom used to like make me dinner, like when she would have to be at work.I would eat chicken patties and fish sticks every other day.

Oh my God, what a fucking meal, dude.Chicken patty day was the best day.And then I've said this before on stream, sometimes it would be, sometimes I would eat fish sticks, sometimes it would be a fish filet.Like a fish patty and I would heat up the chicken patty and I'd be super hype about it and I'd bite into it and I'd be like, this is a fish patty Fruit that's like day ruining assuming you're gonna be eating a chicken patty and then it's like fucking just like frozen fish What else did I need?I need flour and salt.Where's salt going deep into this

to get ingredients now.Holy.I gotta stop doing that.I got I really got I really gonna stop Okay, it was flour.I don't know why I put flour and salt.Anyway, that would have fucked it up.

That's actually good I did that wait.

I don't know.

Do you think a chocolate chip cookie would be different than a sugar cookie?Oh, I gotta become a pie sugar butter and an apple slice There's an apple in here one singular apple slice for an entire apple pie butter and sugar sugar need the recipe notes.Why?

Sometimes I think I hear the Apple speak, but then there's just silence I'd like to imagine the blueberries are little friends and talk to them as I bake It's nice to have a little company in the kitchen.

I think I'll take over the world with these You'd be surprised what people do for a cookie subscribe to mr. Beast subscribe to mr. Beast for $1 ,000 I want to know what the rest of his body looks like anybody else curious I feel like he's a little cube creature like under that is justhis head.He's like a Minecraft head with chicken legs Oh, this is where the coffee comes in steak and eggs.I swear it better not be you I know you're tapping on the desk.I don't have what you need.I need the key in there I need the key in there.

I don't have it.I'm sorry.I gotta put a mug over here But it looked like it needed something in it So you need something hot.How do I put something in the mug?Well, I know I can do what the dog wants.It was three different meals with beef, but I still can't do his.

16 total.Three meals with beef.What did that say?Thing's been here for a long time.Is it still a dog house when there's not a dog around?There is a dog around.

Three meals with beef.Fried steak, fried egg, and a potato slice.Oh God.Beautiful.First fry.We know what we're doing now.

Let's go.Get that in there.Where's the steak at?Can't mess this one up.We only got one steak right now.Do I get another steak?

Oh, there's one right there.Duh.I have a little pizzazz on the flip.It's like Switch, like Switch Sports.If you ever played Mario Party.Flip it!

First try.Can we get it?First try.Potato slice.I think I just have one.Looks good as fuck.

Oh my God, the hash browns.The little poppers.Come here.Come eat it.Oh, he darted to that.Big stretch, big stretch.

Loved it.I'm gonna become a meatball sub.Bread slice times two.I don't and he doesn't even close the door on the way out.I mean talk about being absolutely piss -ass rude that guy sucks Okay, and I know he's like, oh you're supposed to serve me, but buddy I don't know what you want, you know And if he can't talk to me, how am I ever supposed to figure that out?You got a way out?

me to get the key.You keep - you keep just showing up uninterrupted.You just keep showing up interrupting my - my - my work.You know?Ground beef, raw steak, and milk.Not milk.

Raw steak and salt.Sorry.Salt.Myself in the back rooms there.I saw this guy on Roblox Hello Kitchen, and he got third place.That's about probably the worst story anybody's just told in chat.

What the fuck does that have to do with anything?Hey Joe, so today I like saw a guy ordering a fucking Whopper at Burger King.Oh, awesome.What the fuck?What am I supposed to say to that?I feel like a meatball sub can't be good for a dog.

Beef stew?Carrot slices?Where do I get a carrot?Pure hair?See, that's a good one.I can't, I don't think I can make beef stew.

I don't have carrot.I can make meatloaf.I think I need to unlock carrots.You about to kill the dog?Well, dude, he's asking for it.I mean, what am I supposed to say?

No, I'm not gonna give you what you want.Dogs can't eat tomatoes.Well, he's about to eat tomatoes for a second time right now.

And like he'd know, his palate would understand what type of meal I'm serving him.

I would like three different, three different meat meals per chance.I will not accept two meatball subs.You put any type of food in front of a dog and they're fucking eating it, okay?Like he's gonna have some sort of preference.Look at him.Big stretch, and then he devours that shit.

Easy.Gimme my key.Yeah, go fetch it.Oh, you just dropped it off for me.How sweet.What is this lost and found - Oh, did I lose the camera?

Wait, that's actually so convenient that game does that.Oh, another room here.Ooh, bathroom?Red bead.And towels.

The flavor of drowsiness now dances alongside the light in my soul.The twilight whispers hold not a tinge of concern, and so I shall trust their calm as I prepare to rest until the new stewards' arrival.

Fish and chips recipe.Chicken noodle soup.That's actually fire.Hold up.Where's the last bead in the toilet?Fish chowder recipe.

Love that I found that in the bathroom.Raw chicken and a chicken burrito.Is there an animal in this?Is there like a being in here that I have to find?Country fried chicken.You want me to make a country fried chicken?

Are you fucking serious?I hope the winds doesn't blow off the branches.Oaf loves the smell of fresh coffee, but seems to hate the taste.I have to get coffee from number nine, right?That dog just barked.Put fish in it.

Where the fuck am I gonna get a fish at?That's what I'm saying.There was a coffee machine in that box.Oh my God, there is.Yo, why are you still walking around, bro?Go lay down.

I don't know if I'll just make coffee if I put it there though, right?Okay, it does.Well, then we're skipping one.He just boxed me in.He just boxed me in.Okay.

I'm drinking instant coffee right now.Did he just go?Oh my god.Squatch?The winds breakfast item.Oh, yeah, we have toast as a breakfast item.

That's an easy cheap one.Cheese slice.Oh, it's just one bread slice.Cakes, flour, water, maple syrup.I know where the maple syrup is.This is disturbingly under the under the uh, the sink.

Weather report in the box room.Yeah, I have to wait for it to be a windy day, but I don't know what I don't know what day it is. I feel like I'm just gonna walk outside when it's windy.He gave me raw bacon.Where did he go?

Oh my God!

Okay, he likes toast.But I'm assuming I make the pancake on the pan.Nope, that goes in here.With a bottle of maple syrup.

Pancakes aren't made on the pan in this game, chat.

They're made in the oven with glass maple syrup.They look beautiful somehow.An oven cake.Pancakes, buddy.Eat them.Eat that shit.

This guy is so cute.

Pancakes, eggs, and bacon.I do want to do eggs and bacon.We got a little, we got a little bacon slice for him over here.No, you're not allowed inside.No, no, no, you're not allowed.No, you're not allowed inside.

You're not allowed inside.I'm sorry.No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Take your sweet ass time, bro.I got other customers to serve.Let's get it going.Seven feet tall, you walking about three miles an hour.

Yeah, now give me a key.Yeah, now give me a key.Four?He needs four?he is a big guy well i mean like why not just have me make him like a bunch of pancakes then bro come on oh my god this is the most annoying fucking thing in the game oh here we go oh there's a calendar at the front of the door you're right that tells me what day it'll be when oh no but it doesn't say what day it is it's just it's just it's just a calendar you're not eating the dog that's not a meal come on need a key hope the wind doesn't blow him off the branches do i have to like make wind Oh, you think I could take a picture of it in the trees?Like if I angle upward?

Actually, they said he was in the branches.No.Then there was one that said it's like in the bushes.The wind doesn't blow him off the branches.This gen is a hopeless romantic.He always sing verses by the fire for Rose.

That's a room I don't even have access to.I don't have the thing he wants because I need the key for it.Few are graced by its presence.It's a true honor to be a part of its gaze.Many years since I've seen this friend about.Evening's ever -watching eye.

Use the plunger on the toilet.I kind of love that this dog just follows me around.You're lying.I would have never found that out.I would have never in a million years found that out.I'm so serious.

I'm supposed to find a fish by plunging it out of the toilet?That would have taken me actually probably a half hour to fucking find that out.And now I gotta haul ass so I could go grab the camera.It's probably gonna eat the fish and leave before I even get back.Lightning just struck the owl.What the fuck?

Oh!Gerald the tree octopus.Oh my god.He makes a little cute noise Yeah, who's winning a fight to the death Gerald or Bigfoot for meats of sky or sea?So chicken and then fish do I get more fish?Is that how I get fish?

How do I get fish?Oh, it just shows up in the fridge now Okay, chicken parm fried chicken pasta tomato sauce and your cheese slice.These recipes are getting more complex.Stop Barty fucker He doesn't listen.He's a wild dogI'm opening the door.

I hope he leaves.You're starting to bother me.You gonna fry the chicken first?I will.I'm doing everything out of order right now.This shit's gonna be dead raw.

You are not grilling this.What beautiful flip.That actually looks so good.Cheese slice and pasta.Stop barking!How do I get him to stop barking, chat?

Mid -game, I'm trying to train a dog right now.Is he trying to tell me something?Throw this to you.I put it in the basket.I want to see him eat it.No way.

How many did he need?Four?dogs out of the house thank fuck four meals of sea or sky let's do a fish one fish chowder butter and flour but we got to do this first i'm getting better at it i'm getting better at it would enjoy a hard pivot of them making it really creepy right at the end and being like the the next meal they want is like your finger or something like you're you got to cook your hand or whoever's houseI'm watching.Gravy, milk, and a potato slice.Recipe, human stew.

No, it'll say recipe, Aunt Mildred.And it's just her head.I could see them doing that.That'd be a really weird pivot from the vibe this game is giving off.

Bro, I kind of want to just make all of them.

You little fucks.Nevermind, I'm not doing that.Nevermind, I'm delivering it directly to his door.I completely forgot about the rats.There's your fish chowder.I'll be back, I have two more.

I don't know if I have four total recipes.Country fried chicken I didn't do.Here we go.It's gotta be like perfectly even.Potato slice.I think I'm out of potatoes.

Oh no, I have one more.

Do we have a fifth, do we have a fourth recipe for chicken or fish though?

I have a chicken burrito.I have a chicken burrito, I can make a chicken burrito.Country fried chicken, that's gotta be one of the worst foods you could fucking eat.No, country fried steak's worse.You know the most unhealthy food you can consume is fried Oreos.on like an index of like calories for like what?

value you're getting when you go to a carnival Fried Oreos is like one of the worst foods you could eat if you want to speedrun death or speedrun diabetes Actually, I know the tortillas are in here nuclear waste is worse Yeah, probably just eating radium would be equivalently worse, but I don't really know anybody that's gonna do that So tortilla fried chicken chopped lettuce do I have lettuce?I've lettuce is that a fucking thing?Do we have lettuce?Like where do I get lettuce?In the fridge?I haven't made lettuce, I haven't used lettuce once.

It's one slice of chopped lettuce, right?My chicken tortilla.Partnered streamer just came in and said, I've been in the hills, by the way.Partnered Twitch streamer.That looks terrible, I'm not even gonna lie.Looks sopping wet.

Mr. Peaky's live.Bro, I love Mr. Peaky.And he's so wholesome.Hello, my name's Mr. Peaky.Thank you for picking me on your Rocket League team.It's a bad accent.

He's a schooler.You did it in Rocket League?Well, because he sucks.I like him.

I just think he's bad at Rocket League.League.

Now we have this creepy, whoa.Noir much, right?Black and white, where's my, where's my camera?Film noir.

An avocado.

Not knowing what the fuck that is.We got a bit of a puzzle going on here.Oh, it's which ones I have to hit in order.I understand it.Squiggle, I just passed it.And then this one.

can of beans that's my that a bean burrito is my gift thank you very much i i i very much appreciate it how do i get in here not understanding this one i need to know what time to do why don't you just rip this oh like it's making a noise do you hear the noise that it's making why is it making a noise there's a clock in the kitchen it is.I'm not letting him in.It's 335.I'm not letting him in.335.

Oh, this ain't make any sense.Why am I only moving the hour hand?Wait, listen, it'll make a click.Why did it do that?Like right there, it made a click.The rose?

What is the rose gonna do, though?Oh my God, dude!Come in!Fuck!I still can't serve you, man. I don't know what you need.Okay, it's a fly creature that shows up.

Go grab the camera.I need to let you in as well.

Oh, God.Fate decrees my newest friend is here.Oh, sorry.Can I get a picture of you?

In sunbeams or moonlight, this muse voice echoes.And now you're locked in.Yay.Hey, big dog, you know how to open up this bad boy?You know how to?Every time at seven, it clicks.

Oh no, it's at 12.That's weird.It's one, two, three, four, five..Wait, no, it's not 12.That's 8.

SHUT UP!It's like a combo lock.Like, I gotta go the other way.It doesn't click the other way.It's not like a locker.

Once there was a wizard who came from Old Snakemouth.Went clockwise round the mountain.Landed one pace due south.Done shopping at Lumtown.Trekked back the way he came.Run in hand, the man ended a couple paces past North's Flame.

Oh my god.

Put that in a Spotify fucking soundtrack, dude.Holy shit.Okay, so I would land at seven.So, one pass, two pass.He made East, so East would be nobody eats, so I would have to go back.Okay, so I go like that.

And I got a house salad recipe.Thank you.I only have one half of the crescent.You think he's going to give me the other half?Probably.Can you feel the dancing shadows before our gaze?

Nope.And I'm leaving you.Oh, hey, pants.How's it going, bro?Nice to have you here.Four vegetarian meals.

Buddy's getting toast.Tell you that right now.You're getting four easy meals.And then he leaves and then he leaves.He sits there and then he leaves.So this guy sucks.

What are other vegetarian meals I have?Vegetarian could be literally anything like I could make him any meal and hit for toast has to be different meals like unique But I'm pretty sure I could just start tossing him shit if he eats toast.I'll eat anything.That's fully vegetarian He liked that this gift was wondrous in flavor and farm glad you liked it buddy I'll make you some mushroom slices now make you a little mushroom stew.How about that?I'm gonna make him four easy meals.

And I left.Look at the dog.The dog just be barking at me the whole damn time.Oh my God, will you eat the rats for me?Is that what he's barking at?Oh my God, that's what he's barking at.

He doesn't like the, he doesn't like the mice.Is this a puzzle horror?Yeah, it's like a puzzle cooking sim game.Basically.Okay, now he's just barking at me.Bean burrito.

That's super easy.Tortilla beans.Tortilla beans and something else.I can throw that down to him.Oh, I need the beans from down there.Fuck.

Oh, this meal was quite wondrous.Oh, the flavors, they're bursting in my mouth.From conception to creation, this meal shined.

We got tortillas in here now.Where are the tortillas at?Oh, yeah, we do.Chopped lettuce.You're joking.easiest meal of all time.

One more.Alright, what's the last easy one we could do?House salad.That's actually so easy.Bread slice, cheese slice.I don't think I have cheese.

I need to get cheese.Don't want the rats to get that.Tomato and chopped lettuce.I know there's tomatoes in here.The lettuce is in the fridge though.Chopped lettuce.

thought it was just a different fridge every time.Just infinitely opening it.Cutting board's a little full right now, some would say.Eat your house salad, moth!

Thank you for the craft staff.

I have to go get the camera though.I think we're almost done now.We still have like fucking four more.Oh my god.It's a long ass game.You know, I think he just shows himself to me out here and I just take a picture of him.

I get abducted by aliens and probed.

Blast, you have made it.You have proven a worthy steward of our sacred home.Oh, is this the end of the game?How do you serve the other people?We sense overflowing compassion as you stand in this grove.Gathering of this chosen family awaits beyond the final meal.

You have to cut off your balls and saute them.Remember to take care and make good memories.

The fuck is this a key for?I thought I was gonna take a picture of bro.What?Just playing Black Flag today?No, I don't know when we're gonna play Assassin's Creed.Oh!

Who's at the door?Gulab Jamun?When the fuck did I get that?Fortunate Gems.Cereal.Oh, and milk.

Bro, so his meal is just fucking cereal.Like, bro couldn't fucking convey that to me?Fortunate Gems.It's like Lucky Charms.That's his favorite meal.Lucky Charms.

He's gonna fuck this shit up.Loved that.I was gonna say, you better give me a gift deck.Where you going?Where are you taking me?Oh, good shit.

He could just kick that down.Where are you taking me?Oh, you started a forest fire.Oh, no.What is in here?

Oh my god, is she dead?

Is that why she's gone?Like, she left notes for me?No, that's so sad.That's so sad.It's like sweet.Everybody's huddled around though.

Is that just the end of the game?I want to like sit down with them.Oh, I can.Oh my God.They hand me a fucking campfire.Oh my God.

A little stick with a marshmallow on it.Hell yeah.Like a sad ending.

That was like, it was like wholesome, but that was a sad ending.

Cause I don't know, maybe I misinterpreted that, but it seemed like she died and she was leaving me messages on how to like take care of her.friends.That was a good game.That was a good game.I enjoyed that.I'm not gonna cry.

That was a sad game.